You had me at "directed by Cirio H. Santiago."

man, i love crappy films that have awesome painted vhs artwork

@JohnCena12245

7 жыл бұрын

edgar velasco

@groovyfox8244

7 жыл бұрын

Marketing!

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when even bad movies had great posters and covers? Even the biggest budget movies today have posters that look like they were made by a first year graphic design student

@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852

3 жыл бұрын

In the 80’s that was practically ALL of them. Real work went into every movie poster, no matter how lousy it was.

GoodbadFlicks: asking the important questions

80s action movies rocked and this was one of the good ones. Cirio Santiago was a king.

The best part of waking up is dirty trash in your cup.

@pvtrichter8816

7 жыл бұрын

sing to the tune of Folger's mind you that Shiite pretty much IS TRASH!!

Wow, I had no idea Katt Shea was a model and an actress! That's the kind of stuff I love to learn on here. And great vid!

Best Channel on KZread!

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

This along with Brandon Tenold are my 2 favorite tv/movie youtube channels, they both deserve way more subs. Same goes for Bennet the Sage and his anime related KZread channel

@arthas640

4 жыл бұрын

@GENERAL DISARRAY'S BOSS 83 I did. I dont know how I messed that up because I watch one of his videos every couple days

"they blew up my car... while I was still in it."

"He shoots him super dead!" There's only one thing you can do then. Go through their pockets for loose change.

The lead actor looks like the love child of Peter Weller and the killer from Silent Rage.

80`s action movies had the best tag lines!

10:08 That cover is just awesome!

good bad flicks, your videos are very entertaining. you provide a good blend of comedy and narrative. a thousand times better than cinema sins. keep up the awesome work.

If the trailer calls it "the destroyer", but the movie is called "the devastator", can't we just call this movie "the devastating destroyer"?

@pvtrichter8816

7 жыл бұрын

your machete like wit devastates me!!

Trippin' over those enormous red/blue police lights on the Sheriff's ride!! Never have I seen light that size, even on cars from the 70's.

I love the digressions you do at the end

am i the only one that wants to see Cecil do full length commentaries?

@Madbandit77

7 жыл бұрын

CthulhuChow Nope. You're not. :)

@GODCONVOYPRIME

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see scripted commentaries.

"Lucky for him, it was just a model of the dam." 😂

The burning pot field reminded me of when I was a kid and some of my local sheriffs busted a sizable marijuana grow. Apparently some of them thought it'd be a great idea to take all the pot plants out into a field and destroy them by setting them on fire...which led to half of everyone on the main drag getting moderately baked when the wind shifted. Not the county sheriff's office's proudest moment...

Wow after all these reviews and hearing about the 80's it sounds like such a great decade. Makes me wish I was born then, of course I think and remember I was born in 83 and realize that it is just one more reason the 80's is the greatest decade.

yay a new review!

One minute in and am lmao.... most underrated channel on youtube

This really reminds me of New Line's "Quiet Cool", which was also released in 1986. The story line is almost the same even!!

These are great

0:40 * *insert Brandon Tenold's "DECAPITATIOOOOON!!" gag* *

Fine job once again Cecil I would to give this one a shot sometime?

This seems like it was capitalizing on Uncommon Valor. You’ve got the big bearded Sailor analogue, and you’ve got the Blaster stand in who gets blown up on the dam/ bridge.

I gotta find this film. It looks like a blast.

2:23 - A perfect crime with no witnesses... ah heck!

You gotta do Samurai Cop. It's amazing!!! It's just non-stop WTF!?!?! and sooo funny.

can you please do Ice Pirates or Nemisis oooh or Spacehunter.

4:50, nice editing

The town still celibates the pot field every year with their annual’ Film Here for Free’ festival. Only clause is that you have to burn the field and bring a truck load of Twinkies and vanilla pudding.

Yoo you gotta do Silk next, that looks great.

Great video as always! I'd love to hear your thoughts on the Tom Jane Punisher some day as well as War Zone

@kennay54

7 жыл бұрын

Oh man when he stabs that guy through the mouth and he hits opera notes in Punisher I cry tears of joy.

@JV-ll1cu

Жыл бұрын

War Zone was quite good. Punisher (2004) not so much.

I hope they do death race 2050 next

@gabrielpetricevic6606

7 жыл бұрын

Michelle Hernandez wasnt that a comic book

Lightning always classes up those slo-mo sex scenes! Lightning makes anything seem like it's good enough for a poke. Get your poke on!

This video was worth watching just to find out Terrence O'Hara was an actor. I think he directed at least one episode of The Equalizer as well (maybe "Memories of Manon").

The Mustang switches back and forth from a 64.5 or 65 V8 car to what looks like a 67 6 cylinder car. For what it's worth.

The guy who strangles his girlfriend in excitement of weed is also in Blood Debts another Filipino movie that wants to be an American action film.

back in thee 80s, a mid-60s ford mustang was considered a old unappealing car. It would be similar to how we view a 90s mustang today, noting special just an old car

@NinjaRed5000

7 жыл бұрын

Eh, to me a 90's mustang is probably the most unappealing design of all the Mustangs. I'd doubt it'd be recognized in the later years but who know.s

@lovelessk999

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua D'Amato As someone who lived through the 80s, you are 100% WRONG man.

@VonWenk

7 жыл бұрын

I seem to remember the '65 Mustang always being considered a classic.

@celticwolff5429

6 жыл бұрын

I remember you could get one that runs but needed work for around $2500 in the 80s. According to an online inflation calculator, that would be just over $5700 in 2017.

Streets was awesome but it's so hard to find now

What a devastating review! =D.......I will go now.

Funny how the Philippines used to be a staple cheap alternative to shooting these sets back then. Many of these scenes are from Baguio City. Lol

My older brother had that exact car. It was sweet.

How about Iron Eagle

"Lightning makes it classy!" lol

The best way to destroy a field of marijuana is... Burn it up, of course! Lol I love that scene in the movie because it reminds me of the SOP of every law enforcement agency when it came to the handling/destruction of large patches of unharvested crops of marijuana (i think that this practice was slowly phased out starting in the 90's). Lol Gotta love irrational solutions to something as benign as pot!!! ;-)

@WoobooRidesAgain

6 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about how a bunch of Canadian soldiers during the War in Afghanistan were doing exactly that, and they ended up having to pull the entire platoon back because they were all starting to get contact highs.

Oh you always gotta have sweet coffee, no question lol

Machete Maidens Unleashed is a great documentary and a must see for every hardcore cinema fan

There is seriously so many of these "The" movies I get mixed up...There is this, the Executioner, and my favorite VHS artwork, THE DESTROYER (seriously go look it up)...then there is the Mutilator...

@VideoCop

7 жыл бұрын

wow this is confusing, so this movie IS called destroyer in the trailer, but the destroyer I am talking about is from 1988 and is also called "shadow of death" WHY IS THIS SO CONFUSING

LMAO! Fuuuuriously! 2:34

I think Katt Shea studios is in Studio City CA- Although the Santa Clarita studios is an up and coming substitute :) so maybe? im no authority for sure

Decon’s car changed from a ‘65 Mustang to a ‘67. This is evident by the tail lights and side chrome. So when Ox burned the Weed field people were mad because they blew up the only gas/convenience store with the only funions and slim Jim’s in town. He probably had a military pension to pay for his apartment. The first Mustang was a ‘65 that he probably had from his Vietnam deployment. As for a pot dealer assembling an army?, he’s a grower not a shower.

lol I had to watch that truck blow up a few times at 6:13 just to see the truck's logo come flying off the side

6:13 is when you blow a van's signage of its shell!

Cecil, 6:03 needs a hip-hop horn.

Grimm was such a great show. Poison Ivy was a good movie.

At 2:35 you see the face of an extra who has been shooting for hours, and was just been told to take another swig of his flat, room temperature beer.

Me and my brother used to call these type of films "home madies" because they looked like they were made at home in someones back garden. I'm pretty certain it was called The Destroyers here.

You have to admit... my man has a great vynil record set up... ( 0:58) Hahahahaha

LOL The lead guy looks like Sean William Scott. :D

I review so many low budget movies, just to find out that you already have

Is the sheriff from night of the creeps? Night of the creeps is a great movie!

You know a movie is messed up, when they use a Dodge Vailant as a police car...

Ok when you talk about Deathstalker in one of these videos you force me to comment where is the exploring Deathstalker 3, and yes 4? Lol I feel you have forced my hand sir. Love the video so you still get the like.

9:22 Shes the director of Carrie 2

You need to check out “Fast Gun”.

Damn, so sad Ox died :/

the real war was between pepsi and coke

The thing about the cars is true you could buy muscle and pony cars really cheap in the 80s.

Are you planning to do a video for "Dune Warriors" as well? I'm curious to see what you think.

Is that the 49ers in long beach? Small world

Great video. Cheesy flick 😂 keep up with the good work.

please do quiet cool next

@VonWenk

7 жыл бұрын

Is that the one where James Remar goes to the small town where his girlfriend came from and teams with her brother to take down a drug ring? That was the movie I thought of watching this video.

Yah!! Saw Machete Maidens Unleashed and it was great!!

I doubt you’ll see this, Cecil. But why don’t you do play by play on all your videos? Your narration and humor are great!

@GoodBadFlicks

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Because some movies I like to talk seriously about.

1:13 believe it or not, 60’s mustangs went for @ $1000 as late as the early 90’s. I should know... that’s what it cost me.

Is this out on DVD & Blu-Ray?

@GoodBadFlicks

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, on both

Need to review STREETS just have to

Was that...ROWSDOWER? :D

0:30 So you mean he's having Vietnam Flashbacks.

I don't know why but this video made me think of Samurai Cop

Is any Alien vs Predator video coming any soon? :D

I for one would have preferred a movie starring the Constructicons from The Transformers.

can you do night of the demons demons and return of the living dead

do fistfighter 1989

Lmao. How do you find these?

@The_Real_DCT

6 жыл бұрын

Vaginal arthritis most of us grew up watching these either on early cable TV, local tv, renting them from the video store, etc. As for ones we didn't, I don't know how Cecil does it but me I have friends who are into similar stuff so they often bring up stuff, one of the many genre film fan facebook groups, random finds on streaming service like Amazon prime, Pluto TV and so on, those old mill creek fifty movie packs, cult and genre film podcasts. Not to mention the many websites.

Correction He's got Folgers Crystals

Please review howling 5 Cecil, it's utter garbage but I loved it as a kid for some reason would love to hear your commentary.

"Apparently they dont make bras in heaven." This is a fact.

I’ve been, there are definitely no bras in heaven.

I only got to the part where the gramma pot farmer kills them saying no-one likes a snitch

Slumber Party Massacre? -Pretty please?

The destruction of the Gas Station was probably paid for by Coke :P Imagine being in the air stream of all that weed hahaha. At 7:58 you can see what looks like a battery from a toy helicopter.

Oh shit coke is moving into this movie haha

that name though 😂

Is Jay Bauman in the comments?

can't tell the difference between this and Quiet Cool

MMM Audry.