I think Jay & Christine are reminding Dan of Gary & Trish, and he just wants mom & dad to get along, so he can finally be part of a happy family. Dan... it's not your fault.

I love Dan doing the classic “ I take things personal” etc. but he’s actually talking about Jay

Dan let the anger slip for just a second there. He is getting tired of dealing with their weird little petty shit just a little bit.

@Buckets50

2 жыл бұрын

It’s inevitable in any ‘third wheel’ situation. The conversation always devolves to the couple airing their issues

@brutallyhonest123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Buckets50 the third wheel is the hole. She shouldn’t even be on mic

@Buckets50

2 жыл бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123no shit, this was pointless.

@ElkinsEric

2 жыл бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123 exactly. Let the TALENT speak. I can handle Big Jake on the mic every now and again

@pendafen7405

2 жыл бұрын

Dan's picking his day to get Jay all to himself, finally.

Dan faces the problem and says what's in the air outloud, trying to solve it. Respect.

@brutallyhonest123

2 жыл бұрын

Dan wigged out and sucked all the funny out of the room. Zero to sixty pms

@durotelodoy5379

2 жыл бұрын

@@brutallyhonest123 kinda, but cause of Christine

@pendafen7405

2 жыл бұрын

14:20 & 15:07 timestamps for anyone who was looking

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

Жыл бұрын

Dan sucked the funny out of the room? What funny? All I heard was a monotone, dull domestic about a dog.

The beginning of the end

Listening to this now it was obvious now why Dan left.

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

And the los vs mssp basketball fallout.

@Eli_B3000

12 күн бұрын

@@grodo3487 he had already planned to leave before that though, he decided right around when this episode aired.

Jays room sounds pretty cool, I hope he gets his own mini fridge in there

So funny to watch Dan and Christine bicker, then Dan speaks up about it and calls them on it, and then they both start bickering with him about how they weren't bickering.

@CodySvsTheNet

3 ай бұрын

Couple that makes their problems everyone else's bc they don't wanna solve them and want an intermediary then acting like it's not a big deal when the intermediary calls them both out.

@Eli_B3000

12 күн бұрын

@@CodySvsTheNet co-dependent couple that needs therapy or to break up.

THE KING HAS COME BACK TO HIS KINGDOM!

This was the beginning of the end

I feel dan let out some real rage when he mentioned vouple therapy

Spoony jam jam time, lol. The funniest thing here is Jay acting like he doesn't cuddle with his girlfriend. And the fact that she points it out is great.

Like a real homie Soder tried to diffuse and change the subject. He agreed with both saw both sides and stood up for the dog too. Good dude. As a host of a radio show it was so nice to hear Dan call them on that stupid bullshit. Soder rules

@ElkinsEric

2 жыл бұрын

Buck Sober for PRESIDENT!!!

@durotelodoy5379

2 жыл бұрын

For sure, but Jay turned it into a cool room idea 👍

@pubbiehive

Жыл бұрын

Dan seems like a solid bro

Between this and the basketball game with Matt and Shane, Jay just seems like the fucking worst.

@Eli_B3000

12 күн бұрын

Jay has only child, mamma's boy energy. His ex cut his steak in front of Christine "the way he likes it." He loves getting attention and is petty and passive aggressive when he loses games or doesn't get attention. He argues and fights like a chick, it must be exhausting to be around.

@uns33n

12 күн бұрын

@Eli_B3000 he just has zero self esteem. To the point it legitimately disgusts me. Reminds me alot of a childhood friend. He ate a gun though

Jim & Sam where recently bemoaning Sirius XM’s feet dragging with adapting to KZread if hey were…serious they’d hire CLC to do these sorta videos it does does so much promote the shows and they’re fun to show friends,

Sooooooooooooo happy to see uploads from you again!

Dan has been through some emotional turmoil in his life. You can see he's a genuine dude and cares about the people he loves. You can see it hurts him to see people he loves fight.

@amazingkris

8 ай бұрын

I forever thought it was just open busting balls. Like, for fun and for the good of the show. Sort of manufactured kayfabe, but perhaps coming from a real place. Dan shows that this kind of talk happens off-air and snowballs to the point where it's unbearable.

It's not Dan Soder's job to keep their relationship together and solve their problems for them . that's their job to keep their relationship intact .

@NumberOneChina

Жыл бұрын

hopefully they dont. she sucks

Gotta walk a puppy like crazy, drain that energy.

@jackburton3701

2 жыл бұрын

Jay couldnt summon up the discipline to raise a daughter. You think he would try for a dog??

@NY51663

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I used to have mine run around the yard for an hour or more every night. It's tougher in NYC though.

@ElkinsEric

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Take them out before and after every meal, playtime, nap, deep sleep, and water session. Positive reinforcement is the key to training a puppy.

@Eli_B3000

12 күн бұрын

@@NY51663 that's why you don't get a larger, active dog in a NYC apartment.

Thanks lee

Been binging your old compilations. So glad there is a new one. Any chance of a "Rocky" update? That one could be 2 hours by now.

@jesperhjensen1978

2 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for the Rambo pre-quel, a coming of age comedy superbad style🤣🤣🤣

@Hornnnnnn

2 жыл бұрын

Movie comp 3 on his other channel uploaded today has a rocky 3/4 chunk

@niteshade8546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hornnnnnn yep. came out just after I posted that. I was suggesting having all of the Rocky stuff in one video to make the original rocky video longer.

@qwerty722

2 жыл бұрын

If you tried to compile every Rocky-voice, I'm fairly sure it would be 20+ hours long by now

@niteshade8546

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwerty722 and it would get multiple watches from this camper. Crackle crackle.

i missed this ep when it aired but oh god the reddit was on point. good on dan for calling jay/them out on their shit. i love jay but he is clearly depressed/unhappy

Man, Dan sounds like he might get fed up and just leave the show within the next year…

@we_be_nerds3601

9 ай бұрын

Jeez you jinxed it

@manicmondaypodcast8008

8 ай бұрын

@@we_be_nerds3601it was pretty obvious it was coming. If you go listen to when he decided to leave, the episodes when jay and Christine were arguing all the time is about the time he decided to leave.

@D-Fens_1632

3 ай бұрын

I wish they put actual posted dates on comments instead of that "1 year ago" shit. I recently saw a video description that said 1 year ago that was like a week shy of 2 years.

On a mission to watch all of your vids 🔥🔥🔥 so excited to see some new stuff, hope you’re doin well ya beautiful bastard 🤙🏼🤙🏼🔥🔥

Dan knows what he's talking about. Much respect to that man

Soder is on point on this one and he does understand dogs. Crate training is absolutely crucial for a puppy to help with multiple things including potty training. Dr. Soder for the win!

Welcome back Crackle Lee

I missed you old friend ❤️ Crackle Crackle

One of my favorite bonfire clips ever

Welcome back! ❤

24:32 man, did Black Lou's laugh really take me out of a funk today. It's the first time I've belly laughed in a long time. Listened since the first episode and I love this show more than anything. I really hope it doesn't stop, especially for a broke ass Carpenter like me.

@jagatheeldest5786

2 жыл бұрын

You're right...that laugh is right on time.

Back on both fronts! Crackle crackle brotha

mom and dad's last fight before the divorce

Who ever thought Jay could share Christine's attention with dawkins?

@Eli_B3000

12 күн бұрын

Jay hates when he isn't included. He would make his openers stay in his room instead of two rooms so they would have to hang out with him.

Dan is totally right I thought I accidentally clicked an O&A clip for like half a second when I heard Street Fighting Man.

Dans a good boy.

I love jay but he’s such a goddamn baby sometimes lmao

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

Most of the time.

The countdown to a Shane and Dan show has started. Sounds like Soder is tired of Jay & Christine's constant couple therapy

@T_D_B_

2 жыл бұрын

That would be dope!

@biguprochester

2 жыл бұрын

Shane’s on a world tour. He doesn’t have time for that nonsense.

@dylanstandingalone

2 жыл бұрын

I always liked big gay but he does get emo now and then

@chairmanmeow2413

2 жыл бұрын

BJ has become bitter, watch the last LOS. He needs a change.

@40isles2august

2 жыл бұрын

Its so uncomfortable

He has risen

45:50 "alright, Frank Sinatra" lmao I was on Xtine's side here but that was a good one

Feeding the birds like tesla on vacation

awesome vid

15:05 Dan The Man

Good for Dan

I love Jay and Christine but goddamn I wouldnt last a minute in Dams shoes hahaha

need more, seriously

Damn Trish is ice cold

Crackle Crackle

Do the boys talking about Feldog's "comeback king" please!

@winstonwolfwhiteshoes

2 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for that one!

CRACKLE CRACKLE BOiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Jesus, Dan really lost it there

They got so fucking phony the second Dan called them out. I hope they listened to this again and reflected on how wrong they were, but we all know they didn't.

The dog is a sad substitute for a child

Crack Lee, it’s good to have ya back!!

Damn, Dan is really the best kind of dude. Very oh shit moment when he went off about couples counseling.

And this is why Dans a real one 💯

Picturing Christine schmearing shit everywhere

'Im still gonna send it'

Sweet Dan

jay's the problem...his friends literally had an intervention for him to go to therapy.

@jackburton3701

2 жыл бұрын

He is on testosterone now so he might be less mopey, sensitive and womanly

@GaslightingWomen

2 жыл бұрын

Or he might get more soft since taking test raises your estrogen levels. Unless you take an inhibitor

@winstonwolfwhiteshoes

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackburton3701 Doubtful. Dude is so soft, nothing will help him.

@ithinkimarealboy2402

2 жыл бұрын

His moobies may get smaller or just go away entirely. Or... the hormones could do the opposite and Jay could wind up with a full C cup, not good 😬

@durotelodoy5379

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha you all need to chill 😆

Jay blows ass... w/e.

I’ve been in dans position so many times lol.

Keep er Lit 🤘

Jay showers with the light OFF!??!

@manicmondaypodcast8008

2 жыл бұрын

I do too. In the pitch black. It's very meditative.

@puddintaine4556

2 жыл бұрын

@@manicmondaypodcast8008 I could understand "dimly lit", but that's just asking for it. And by "it", I mean slipping on the soap and busting your head on porcelain.

@brutallyhonest123

2 жыл бұрын

Good way to pad those statistics about people slipping in the shower and checking out

@resmarted

Жыл бұрын

I love showering in the dark in the mornings. It's like getting out of bed but also staying in bed. Co-sign the meditative comment. I don't need a bright ass light shining in my eyes minutes after waking up.

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

That's the least sad thing about him

Miss Dan. Been trying to stick with the show, but I can’t do it anymore. Jay belittling Jacob last week was the last straw. Fuck Jay and Christine for annoying Dan to the point of leaving

38:00

CRACKOL CRACKOL LEE!

I remember when this ep dropped and so many bonfire fans showed how fckin soft they are by hearing the 2 minute argument and saying stuff like "the show shouldn't have came back, its not the same blah blah blah."

@BazookaTooth707

Жыл бұрын

Dude read the comments in this video. People are still whining

The problem is Dan let it go, he should have said “no no no, this happens all the time, we are going to stop here and unpack this” which I know he didn’t have the energy for but he let the moment pass. It’s hard but you got to speak from the gut and don’t stop until all of the thoughts are out of your head, I’m sure he had some harsh things he wanted to unleash on jay and Christine, but he’s corporate Dan to the bone.

@arbyscurlyfries9490

2 жыл бұрын

This is a fight that he wasn't going to win.

@Sonicthehedgefundmanager

2 жыл бұрын

@@arbyscurlyfries9490 it’s not about fight, it’s about saying the thing, he’s holding back, and he shouldn’t, it’s not like jay and Christine preserve the right to say “hey it’s our relationship stay out of it” when they do their couple bullshit on the show and against his will make Dan a moderator of it, I think in particular Dan wants to tell jay to grow up, man up, and make a decision, we all know what that decision is. It sad cause aside from this bullshit jay is probably one of the funniest people who has ever lived, but his way with women is very childish.

@myleswilliams6695

2 жыл бұрын

It honestly seems like Jay has been trying to kill the show. But what annoys me as bad as the fight, is the way Jay and Christine just switch tones as soon as someone calls them out.

@JuanRodriguez-jf8lh

2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that Jay's narrative is that this is finding the funny in a situation, and to his credit, that has brought us many great clips and bits from airing grievances on air. That being said, sometimes it goes a step too far and it doesn't sound like it's all shits and giggles, and even though we as an audience don't know them personally or the full context of a situation, it can become awkward. I'm sure this was just a moment in time and the crew will shift energy and take the show a into new funny directions.

@brutallyhonest123

2 жыл бұрын

This isn’t s therapy podcast for chrissake

The way Dan says DoLLG warrants a throat p u n c h

I have no idea how Christine is with Jay. "I made it in New York for years without Jay," Dude, you were a waitress at a comedy club, now you don't pay rent and live in a highrise with security at the door instead of a buzzer. Maybe relax lol.

@hughjass7101

2 жыл бұрын

the life of a succubus

@ElkinsEric

2 жыл бұрын

She’s also part owner, or something like that, of Skankfest…. but I do agree with y’all.

I guess I got lucky I've had two dogs and never had problems with chewing or bathroom

Guess whose back

Man this is not fun to hear. How did we not realize

I enjoy hearing how much Jason hates this dog.

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

He hates responsibility and will get catty and petty to avoid it

@James58Rams

Ай бұрын

@@grodo3487 I already know he’s Jewish.

i miss merc face andy

45:25 Opie reference?

15:00 example of why Dan decided to quit the show🤔

14:08

Damn, love how Dan exploded, they get so annoying with their relationship bullshit.

Schedule a visit with @TheDogDaddyy, Justin is an amateur.

Jacob is so soft it makes my skin crawl

@pendafen7405

9 ай бұрын

His voice gives me the ick, it's so wet and whiny and weak. He could be jacked and look tough and smell manly and be a billionaire, but his awful natural voice would still bely all that.

Where the hell you been Lee???

Please checkout The GregG Chronicles

Im just realizing that Jay went full Patrice in this relationship😂😂😂

@dorianearnest4648

Жыл бұрын

Patrice wasn’t a total pussy who was threatened by a dog lmao

@colderman

Жыл бұрын

@@dorianearnest4648 facts but he has embraced the"go find someone else to love you" mentality is what I really meant

@dorianearnest4648

Жыл бұрын

@@colderman that’s true in a way but jay seems so soft about it though

@colderman

Жыл бұрын

@@dorianearnest4648 yeah but Patrice was all about honesty and we all know Jay is a softie😂😂😂

Pretty sure Jay is SUS. Dan should have checked them sooner, Jay is always bitter and arguing with her then Dan has to be the middle man...

@pendafen7405

2 жыл бұрын

When I first discovered and got into the Bonfire, I spent months thinking one or both of them must be gay. Years later, I'm still shocked that neither have come out as at least bi...

@winstonwolfwhiteshoes

2 жыл бұрын

@@pendafen7405 yeah I think Jay is gay or bi. He has a girl but he hates her and brings up sus stuff about bholes, dicks, and etc waaaaaay too much...

27:08 tbh I have a crush on Dan but there's no way I could date him if he sounds like that when he sleeps. And the fact that he was raised an only child. Katie can keep him, bless her, she's a real sailor.

At 13:40 jay pretty much admits he wants time with Christine but she didn't pick it up cause if the dog, which unraveled to the next segment which I love 😁 Christine didn't think there's anything wrong with the dog(as usual) and Jay (like most of us) wants his own thing and occasionally fuck our girl 😎👍

I've never understood why people have dogs and then keep them in a crate 60% of the time. When Dan said they like going in there for hours at time i cringed. They definitely don't like that.

I wonder if Jay doesn't bond with dogs because he's Jewish. Time to bust out the lab coat. I imagine new yorkers in their tiny apartments step on dogs all the time.

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

No. He's acting the way he did with his daughter. He will do whatever he can to avoid responsibility

Damn I actually felt bad for Christine. She loves Jay and he was being such a dick.

@smokeyplays7183

2 ай бұрын

yea but if he wasnt shed be bored and leave its that attitude that keeps her around

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

It's how emotionally immature people control the ones that love them

After being a crybaby bout the basketball game....hes kinda lame

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

I have no respect for Jay. I can't laugh at most of his jokes anymore.

Big Jay is hilarious and pretty cool but goddamn is he soft. The smallest issue in his life and he starts whining and bitching. Hes also incredibly lazy. All he does for work is talk and he still wont do any kind of physical work, even in his private life, for himself and his girlfriend.

@grodo3487

Ай бұрын

I can't laugh at 90% of his jokes anymore. I have no respect for him as an adult

@cosmic_ghostwolf

Ай бұрын

@grodo3487 He has an irrational disbelief in random areas too. Like the Planet Earth series, he just doesn't believe that it's real. He thinks that he's using logic to debunk, but he's just so woefully I'll suited to even begin debunking a production in that field. It's surprising to me that he's so ignorant in certain areas.