If ghost rider drives the ship, he could make the entire titanic into a giant flame-Skelton ship, I don’t know if it would float but it would look way cooler while it sinks

@RandyNachoManSandwich

5 ай бұрын

😂

@puff417

8 күн бұрын

Definitely looks alot cooler😂

"What dries as it gets wetter?" Shut up Riddler. We're sinking here!

@ListenToBigFace

4 жыл бұрын

AY AHM SINKIN’ HERE!

@PizzaJesus

2 ай бұрын

A towel?

@thestrokes4789

5 күн бұрын

Women I talk to?

If it's 1912 wolverine doesn't have an ademantium coated skeleton yet so he could swim to shore

@ListenToBigFace

4 жыл бұрын

Awwwww shit

@arvesto

4 жыл бұрын

Nerd!

@iTzDeyo

2 жыл бұрын

(Pushes glasses up his nose)

@connorlehnert2994

2 жыл бұрын

He would still freeze and drown, no?

@puff417

8 күн бұрын

@@connorlehnert2994no hugh jackman used to prepare for wolverine by taken cold showers. He’ll be ok lol

Dan....BINGO!! I love when Jacob gets to shine!

Cyclops couldn’t do it because his blast is only concusive, it doesn’t have any heat. It’s not a laser.

@MrAdamloring1985

6 жыл бұрын

sooperheep that’s true

@dikembebrown9464

6 жыл бұрын

Could he though? That ice Berg is pretty strong and his blast has no heat.... I think it would just chip it

@MasterChefNinjaForce

6 жыл бұрын

Dikembe Brown Cyclops has blasted mountains down. I think he could take down an ice burg

@thepeoplesaffronttojudea5280

6 жыл бұрын

You should all cut off your genitals ..

@MasterChefNinjaForce

6 жыл бұрын

Bobby Bass as long as I get to feed it to you

Wolverine would survive, he would just get stuck in a drowning loop until James Cameron finds him.

They did have a small window of time that they knew they were going to hit the iceberg before contact right? That narrow time frame could allow some of the super heroes to prevent the collision.

@williampoole1742

11 ай бұрын

I believe Jacob said that the scenario happens after the collision happens, otherwise yea that would be a big difference, Punisher could just whip out a bazooka and shoot the iceberg

Doctor strange uses his eye of agamoto to reverse time. Or just any reality warper/ omega level mutant could easily just think the ship to safety

What if Feldog had been on the TITanic?

@edmundherrera6450

Жыл бұрын

Feldog would have performed what’s up with the youth as the titanic sank with the band 😂

@EscapeArtist027

Жыл бұрын

He would of threw the other Corey under it.

@gordonhill764

Жыл бұрын

He was on the Titanic. He's a shape shifter!

@jm339

Ай бұрын

ha ha ha! WHAT Titanic.

@thestrokes4789

5 күн бұрын

He'd take the lifeboat by himself and his 12 suitcases of bedazzled clothing, while the angels are forced to stay onboard with the house band.

Hold on, a flaw with Jacob’s argument with Wolverine. If they’re going by the year 1912, Wolverine didn’t have his adamantium during that time so he won’t drown.

@oneskinnyhonky

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, Wolverine can swim but the adamantium makes him sink so they need pre-Weapon X Logan.

@davfugivxx

11 ай бұрын

Burn!!!! Got em

Airwolf could NOT save the Titanic

Didnt the hulk keep two halves of a planet together by holding them. Jacob knows nothing about comics

@devon8977

4 жыл бұрын

Remember different authors bucko

The Flash could just run everybody to The Californian (it was only a few miles away from Titanic).

Keep Frank Castle aboard. He'll make sure no one dies from drowning in freezing waters.

its a big metal boat. magneto. solved.

@vanessacruz3009

5 жыл бұрын

^this

@Alex92Ps

3 жыл бұрын

Well knowing Magneto he would probably float 50ft above the wreck and laugh maniacly as he pushes the homo sapiens filled Titanic further into the ocean

@collegerebel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex92Ps Like they pointed out, if it were full of jews, maybe he would. But it was 1912, so I'm guessing no. What was the social status of jews back then?

@vincenttrejo9706

3 жыл бұрын

Well youve got my vote for President in 2024

@scoobymcboobie2907

3 жыл бұрын

@@collegerebel NOT GOOD

Ghost Rider can touch the ship and turn it into a "GHOST SHIP?" and it'll go fast as hell ta boot

@jordondavis3392

5 жыл бұрын

DooM DooMerson thought about the same thing

@joro8006

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolas Cage?

6:34 imagine scolding someone for not being an adult about which superheroes could save the Titanic 😂😂

Super man has heat vision. Cyclops has optic force blasts. He wouldn't save shit. He'd just punch more holes in the ship

Nightcrawler usually hasta be able to see where he's transporting....not a chance he lives

@AnneHathawayRules

Ай бұрын

So he teleports on the horizon over and over again until he gets to land

Nightcrawler can only teleport to a place he can see for the most part

@AnneHathawayRules

Ай бұрын

So he teleports over and over again until he gets to land

Wiki says wolverine is 325 lbs, but his super strength and stamina allows him to swim.

Jacob thinks the fish would just decide not to save the humans? That would destroy the oldest stereotype about Aquaman, that all he does is control(talk to) fish. Not to mention that he is strong enough to just let the bottom balance on his back and swim it to shore. They also say Wonder Woman can't but I'll give them that cause she can't fly in most mediums outside comics.

@collegerebel

3 жыл бұрын

She can fly in Justice League/JLU. That's pretty mainstream IMO.

Kinda reminds me of intern David :(

@xcaluhbration

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen G right?

@russellkgettys24

5 жыл бұрын

No way.

@boosh90

3 жыл бұрын

Only he's unironically entertaining

Superman could lift it, spiderman could plug it up with webs, magneto could steer, human torch or ice guy could melt or move the ice berg. What tf could aqua man really do? How bout Hawkeye, he could've looked and been like "hey there's an iceberg over there,maybe steer away?"

8:55 I'm sorry Dan...but the Juggernaut doesn't need to breath

@johnnieriot13

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does. The fantastic four has beaten him like that.

What if some Hero's team up? The Hulk could have thrown people from the deck of the ship all the way to land & spider man could make a giant web to catch them all as they reached land after reentering the atmosphere🤷‍♂️😅

This one is golden

Iceman becomes an omega level Mutant when he is around that much ice and/or water, Infact he usually does when around less. So he would absolutely be even more powered up plus Big Jay's super bowl speech would fire him up even more kid. And Reed Richards {also invented the suit made of unstable molecules which protect him from heat cold everything under the sun just about that's how it doesnt burn up on johnny storm} would prevent it from happening or wouldn't be on the damn ship hence batman etc, etc, Bruce is a detective and would see the signs of the icebergs and yes he would have a contingency plan for even this and hit a button problem fixed. But Robin and Batgirl are fucked. Man i feel dumb for taking this as serious as i have sorry.

@allenvaldez2747

6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Tiz this is the kind of commentary i was looking for

Cyclops optic blast is not heat based. Its like getting punched by a dumptruck at 100 miles an hour. Hed do more damage.

Magneto wasn’t born when the titanic sailed

12:23 that laugh lol

Jacob is a god damn treasure.

Dr Strange!

Why do I feel like Jacob has a basement full of young women being held against their will dressed in superhero costumes and being forced to fight one another to the death? He doesn't touch them sexually but does brush all of their hair and also make them spoon him occasionally.

@jrreogreugerugregreger7486

6 жыл бұрын

Is he giving tours of this erotic super hero battleground? Because I'm interested.

They're not thinking laterally. The hulk could jump on that ice burg and smash it to pieces. No need to tow the boat.

Juggernaut can't actually drown.

cyclops' beam isn't hot, it's a concussion beam

Being a comic book nerd, this is hilarious how uneducated Jacob is about this topic and how well versed Jay is

@blixx8931

3 жыл бұрын

So if they are talking about saving the ship I'm assuming after the ship hits the iceberg. So that rules out a lot of people / superheroes. Magneto could do it easily

Sounds stupid, but this is actually fascinating!

Give The Flash a shot glass and let him be a one man Bucket Brigade. Everyone else is upstairs partying and none the wiser.

Cyborg would save the ship by creating Boom Tubes, thereby transporting all the passengers to dry land.

Spider man has spider senses, and parker being a nerd has to know where the steering wheel is and could over power his way to turn away from the iceburg

Them saying storm could freeze a large circle of the ocean surrounding the ship. How cold would it have to be to do that? Every human would die so fast

Juggernaut doesn't need air, water, or food when power by the gem of Cyttrak. Geez Dan you dork

batman carries freeze grenades which he nicked from Dr.Freeze. A couple of them in the right place would stop the boat filling with too much water. Shit, he could just use his modern communication devices and call for help from that ship that was nearby. Give Flash a bucket and he could bail out the ship

Somebody tell Jacob that Spider-Man made a net boat in an episode of one of the cartoons

Jacob has a bill burr type of laugh

Magneto would’ve saved the ship in 1912, pre-Holocaust. Dr. Strange could just open a portal & teleport everyone. Thor COULD use the Bifrost to teleport the entire ship elsewhere. Spider-Man might’ve been able to cover up all the holes with his webs.

Magneto probably would save them. I mean, there were many wealthy people on board/ bankers/ wink wink!

Jacob is forgetting about Spider-Man’s spider senses

@scoobymcboobie2907

3 жыл бұрын

Yea he could spider die with the rest of em

Thing would bend the fucking hull back into place. Done. Hulk would pull the ship by the anchor over and up onto the iceberg. They can all chill until the Lusitania arrives.

Why are you forgetting the giant iceberg in these equations?

wonder woman can fly so therefore she can fly to the nearest boat to have them radio for help

Hownhasnt comedy central not animated this?

Titanic was only 400 miles from land....

Why don’t they bring up the superhero’s breaking or melting the iceberg before the crash happened?!

Jacob is flat wrong and is a disappointment to nerds everywhere for arguing that superheroes couldn’t save the titanic or at least the passengers

Spider-Man CAN save the Titanic b/c he can not only save people on the ship, he can also web up the hole/tear in the ship from the iceberg. Love Jacob, but didn’t agree w/ majority of his answers

@brandonmcmullen6362

3 ай бұрын

I do hate that they got Cyclops’ power wrong since it’s a concussive blast, not a laser, but he still could blow apart the iceberg before they hit it

im late as fuck but the hulk could definitely smash the iceberg to pieces well before the ship collides with it.

People would die if the flash grabbed them at the speed of light

Talking about saving the ship..so this means after the iceberg crash..

The ship would break apart with such a small point of contact with Superman. Great I just out dorked everyone. Lose/lose

@_Schwartz

3 жыл бұрын

Unless he used his ice breath and froze the water.

Did they say Pete Maravich as somebody who was too handsome

@andybroberg7084

5 жыл бұрын

Why would they mention pistol Pete? He is a pretty sexi dude though to be honest especially considering his accolades

The Sentry could save those yachtsmen no problemo. He is Marvel's Superman.

Not from movie but just watch the KZread of thors hammer could really do in comics and it's insane. He's comparable to Superman with it

Jean grey could

Is the invisible man a super hero?

Dr Strange, sling ring my ass to Miami.

Hulk can definitely save the Titanic, Jacob doesn't know what he's talking about.

@scoobymcboobie2907

3 жыл бұрын

Be nice to Jacob ok

Iceman, boom done.

@blixx8931

3 жыл бұрын

Iceman can't melt ice

@Ffeoli1039

2 жыл бұрын

@@blixx8931 he freezer the water around the boat.

@blixx8931

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ffeoli1039 oh yeah. 🙄

Doctor strange all day. Send everyone through his magic circles!

@jdk4063

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Elroy or he can just reverse the time and before the Titanic hits the ice burg, he blasts it and BOOM problem solved

The hulk could just hold the boat and tread water to New York 🤷🏽‍♂️

Flash would kill every single person. No human can go at that speed.

Aquaman could have a shitload of starfish cover the holes in hull.

@xcaluhbration

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Burgess OOOOHHHHHH FACTS!!!

Actually I Think Ghost Rider could Save the ship because whatever and whenever he takes control of a vehicle im pretty sure that it transforms in to a badass looking thing!!!!!!!

1. The Thing survives. Just because he's made of rocks and is heavy that doesn't mean he can't swim. Same thing with Wolverine. That's like saying the Hulk can't swim because he's too heavy. If you have the strength to accompany the weight, it shouldn't hamper swimming skills. Now if the Thing doesn't know how to swim, then he dies easily. 2. Apache Chief, Giant Man, Ant Man saves the Titanic, 100%, even if there's a limit to their size. You can swim and lift/move things at the same time. Just turn giant, swim under and lift or guide the ship the right way. 3. Human Torch - melt iceberg, done. Even before it comes close to the iceberg.

I'm sorry Aquaman can have 3 blue whales hold the boat up what are we even discussing here He could summon a whale for every single person to sit on and carry them to safety

I didn’t realize I was such a nerd until I listened to this and found myself arguing 😂. Just a couple examples that could save the day: Franklin Richards, Scarlett Witch, Silver Surfer, War Machine, Jean Grey, molecule Man, Cable, the Beyonder, Dr Doom, Darwin, and before I get into cosmic beings I’m going to kill myself.

@jackrush8752

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Hink I'm calling BS on Cable

@collegerebel

3 жыл бұрын

What, no DC characters?

dr. manhatttan

Batman alwags is prepared

K99

Iron man, Super Man, (any super hero that can fly over freezing water faster than 30MPH) to deliver the distress message in person to the Captain of the nearby SS Californian. They sail over to the Titanic and load it’s passengers onto their ship. Boom problem solved.

@tankhankeress1739

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus that’s logical and brilliant!! Erock take us to break!! ..... comment erock

I might be late bit hulk could save titanic, by destroying the iceberg

Tasmian devil could save the ship.

What about Rogue??..

Hulk could totally save the titanic. Easily. Hulk can walk on the ocean floor . he doesn't need to breath. And like Jay said... Hulk can jump to another state....in one leap. Jacob is wrong on that one.

@da1king0fwakanda56

2 жыл бұрын

How would that help save the ship tho? 🤔

Quickest fix any magic user like DR Strange or Dr Fate from dc. They could teleport everyone with one command or spell or it takes a few tries. In all the Xmen universe i feel like any of the omega level or less mutants could save them till help arrives. Plus the Marvel Universe has like ten or more superman level of strength characters. Carol Danvers, kree Captain Marvel/Quasar could use his quantum bands to teleport them away, Gladiator from shiar royal guard, Sentry, Hyperion, basically if the supes could then theres like 20ish if not more that could lift it or pull/tug. And Juggernaut doesn't need to breathe oxygen, eat food, drink water, even can live in the vacuum of space since his cytorak gem gives him a magical like barrier that exists around his body which makes him invulnerable except when they hafta beat him by taking off his helmet ? not sure how that works with his supposedly magic bubble ? and how does he not need to go to the bathroom ? I'm sorry this subject was fun to inspect and flex my nerd muscle i believe there are many many heroes and villains that would get it done.

@xcaluhbration

6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Tiz Professor X couldn't save them but he could make them go reaaaaaaaal peaceful like 😭

30:30 Mr. Fantastic fills up the hole or turns into giant boat. Jacob shut up.

Superheros who could save the titanic: Superman Magneto Hulk Aquaman Iron Man Doctor Strange Storm Cmon Jacob, get a fucking clue, PLENTY of superheroes can make sure the titanic gets to NY.

Total nerd mistake. CYCLOPS DOESNT SHOOT LASERS. They are optic blasts and don't produce heat. They are a kinetic force. Come at me bro!!

How’s Jacob put this much thought into this topic without knowing anything about superheroes read a comic book and be less wrong my guy

Jacob sounds like a lesbian Bill Burr

This kid knows nothing about superheroes

Is Godzilla the correct answer??

Aqua man lifts a submarine in the movie pretty easy, sorry Jacob

Jacob doesn't know shit about superheros cause a lot of the heros he thinks can't save the boat can. Batman is fucking batman. How can you know about Batman and even think he'd get on a boat while not being prepared for the number one thing everyone worries about (the boat sinking)? Flash, he can quickly find spare metal on the ship and use it to weld the giant gash in real time.

Are you telling me we missed the boat on a captain life raft no pun intended. Call me marvel. Let's make history.

Black panther would save everyone with his recent found wakandan angel powers!!