Vader: Are you Padme? The blonde woman: No. Vader: Be careful not to choke on your aspiration, *not a Padme*

@40mihirkulkarni44

4 жыл бұрын

The blonde woman: *"yes, harder daddy"*

@walangchahangyelingden8252

4 жыл бұрын

@@40mihirkulkarni44 I can't dude

@kentgreen3683

4 жыл бұрын

Gak - "Was that a dad joke...?" *Cue "How It Should Have Ended" Vader excitement over being a father*

@darthvader3690

4 жыл бұрын

40 Mihir Kulkarni What?

@Sauron03503

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader3690 who the hell you are

Let’s be honest Vader for all his evil was a loyal husband 😂

@kenzie_kenzi_kenz2331

4 жыл бұрын

😂 your so right

@DarthVader-bu7th

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@daith_izumi

4 жыл бұрын

Even after Padmé’s death

@funnyblog100

4 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna ignore that he choked Padme and sorta caused her death in the first place?

@chuanchenglau5886

4 жыл бұрын

@@funnyblog100 He didn't actually choked her to death, it was more of a factor in her death not the main cause

I would be expecting someone with his reputation to be a little bit older

@dustin3603

4 жыл бұрын

And i expected you to not be a droid.

@commanderkronos

4 жыл бұрын

*I DONT CARE WHAT UNIVERSE YOUR FROM THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!*

@nedia8259

4 жыл бұрын

General grevious, your shorter than I expected

@Sauron03503

4 жыл бұрын

Sup

@DT-Wise

4 жыл бұрын

Sup Tiny one

Of course Vader said no. What remains of his black heart will always belong to Padme.

@JacenSolo0

3 жыл бұрын

It was not black, it was merely broken.

@Shutterbug5269

3 жыл бұрын

@@JacenSolo0 No means no. Even for a Sith Lord.

@JacenSolo0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shutterbug5269 I didn't deny that.

@Condor._.1_theEditor

2 жыл бұрын

Vader says that love makes you weak so....

@Cloudzzz3484

3 ай бұрын

​@@Condor._.1_theEditorhe's a hypocrite that's why

Anakin: *becomes Vader* His vocabulary: *improves and goes up dramatically*

@Spiralredd

7 ай бұрын

Keep in mind he's talking with a voice module now. His voicebox was damaged in the fire

Padme: A suprise to be sure but a welcome one

@CommanderCodyCC

3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Kim hello there

@youre_nightmare2149

3 жыл бұрын

(Me just thinking she wants to marry him) Spits tea out nearly choking on it :WHAT!!!

@CommanderCodyCC

3 жыл бұрын

@@youre_nightmare2149 lmaoo

This video had nothing to do with vader rejecting marriage

@RandomUploads-ch3bh

4 жыл бұрын

Shame, a real shame!

@FeLix-kj9hm

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, some people in the comments act like it does?

@hirocheeto7795

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it was still a proposal. Just not in a marriage sense.

@FeLix-kj9hm

4 жыл бұрын

@@hirocheeto7795 Clever wordplay will get this man to lose followers...

@johnnilsson8199

4 жыл бұрын

its a trap

Darth Vader is not a simp

@sombramemer1230

4 жыл бұрын

*Padme enters the chat*

@falloutfallout2594

4 жыл бұрын

Reincarnated Pewdiepie I don’t like Sand

@pyroraptor9779

4 жыл бұрын

He destroyed his simp side

@Bunkerooni

4 жыл бұрын

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! You were meant to destroy the simps NOT JOIN THEM!

@DT-Wise

4 жыл бұрын

.....👀

Woman: “Will you marry me?” Vader: “No”

If Luke had joined his father and pledged his allegiance to him, would Vader have brought Padmé back if he possessed the power to do so?

@jenniferbrewer5370

4 жыл бұрын

Padme was everything to him. He'd have done whatever it took to bring her back if it were possible, no matter how many atrocities he had to commit to do it.

@jamesshelton1127

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he survived the fight with Palpatine and found out about his cloning technology and rituals. He probably could’ve brought padme back but she’d look like Snoke and tell Vader he wasn’t a monster.

@rosesrosesandroses1201

3 жыл бұрын

I mean even before he discovered Luke, he already had 2-3 attempts on bringing Padmé back which of course he failed to do so.

@GIANNHSPEIRAIAS

9 ай бұрын

knowing how they brought back palpatine now well.. death has no meaning in SW universe

Why are there so many thirsty women for Vader in the comics

@thelonelypilot

4 жыл бұрын

He's deadly, commands legions of Stormtroopers, and wears black leather.

@TraciPeteyforlife

4 жыл бұрын

Power.

@gootlegaming1365

4 жыл бұрын

his name is literally Daddy idk what to tell you

@utoresa5193

4 жыл бұрын

Because they haven't seen what is in the suit

@jenniferbrewer5370

4 жыл бұрын

One word. POWER.

Darth Vader: *B E G O N E T H O T !*

Vader should have took her on not as an apprentice but as a tool to help him and do his dirty work

@BM-wh5qk

4 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious that Vader is more loyal to Sith values than Palpy who promised every evil force user in Legends that they were an "apprentice".

So if this were anime, it's a "Notice me, sempai" scenario?

@radicallarry7044

3 жыл бұрын

yes but more violent I suppose

Woman: proposes Vader: your free trial of life has expired.

Vader changed sides because he loved his son, couldn't stand the sight of him being tortured -_-

@linda-0587

2 жыл бұрын

Old knowledge

HE IS NO SIMP!!

@mex8694

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes being means you're a simp.

"Loyalty means everything to vader"

Well actually, I don't think it's canon, but Sidious did discover one of Vader's apprentices and when Sidious brought it up to Vader, he was naturally terrified, scared of what Sidioud would do but Palpatine praised him for it. He told Vader it was the way of the Sith, the apprentice grows powerful enough to overthrow the master and the rule of two goes onward.

She is lucky people who usually say such things and propose such things to vader end up dead BUT HE WAS UNCHARISTERTICALLY CHILL LIKE nah go and get a different life he was nice WTF

@keighlancoe5933

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Darth Vader was really, genuinely evil deep down inside. You don't want to get on his bad side, and he's absolutely beyond ruthless if you cross him or fail him, but... he was just depressed and miserable, but he did have some semblance of Humanity left to him.

@sumpogimpo0777

4 жыл бұрын

Cedric Coe did you watch the movies that’s the whole point

@Drone645

4 жыл бұрын

Wym he did kill her just not in this video

This man is a boss he said no to child support 😂 👊🏾

...ORDER 69

@mn5499

4 жыл бұрын

That’s witty

@cdcoatman

4 жыл бұрын

The funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Can we get Brie Larson to play this role instead of anything to do with a jedi?

@SubZero-hs9xc

2 жыл бұрын

She probably would sue all the cast

This is Outrageous!

@mrsigmagrinder8737

4 жыл бұрын

It's unfair!

@frediramirez5864

4 жыл бұрын

How can you be on the council and not be a master

@Black_Swordsman76

4 жыл бұрын

Take a seat, young Skywalker

@lelouchvibritannia4028

4 жыл бұрын

@@Black_Swordsman76 Take a S I P

@gslopez297

3 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia4028 I will have a sip

Women : “Understandable , Have a nice day” 💀

6:39 have an awesome day my friends and may the force be with you owo-

Who would want a physicopath that hate’s sand?

@aierune8201

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I highly doubt they want him for him. They want his power, and what not.

if we got movies on the old republic era, would they be pre-prequels?

proposing to a sith lord sounds like a good idea

@CommanderCodyCC

4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for whoever palpatine got erm busy with

@trevorponsen5360

4 жыл бұрын

But no one proposed to him

More like he said “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

Blonde Woman:Marry me Vader:*Flashes ring* B***h I'm married

Starkiller will always be the one and true apprentice to darth vader

@zillafire101

4 жыл бұрын

Lumiya: Am I joke to you?

@branwenberttle1838

4 жыл бұрын

Lumyia , Dark Apprentice ( Starkillers clone) , Flint , and Tao were his other secret Sith apprentices .

@zillafire101

4 жыл бұрын

@@branwenberttle1838 and Inquisitor Treymayne.

@devranhasan4969

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yes I am aware of those dark side users as well

Well, Anakin was the hottest male Jedi.

@pastelcrayon6318

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it's true 🤣🤫

A wife you already have skywalker, impossible it is to take a second. The code forbids it

This reminds me of this one fan film when darth vader falls in love with a Pink female vader Lol

@RicardoPerez-rz8pu

3 жыл бұрын

Do you remember that there's a video about the pink Darth Vader on KZread ?.

@MrFuller876

3 жыл бұрын

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu yes it's called Darth vader in love.

@kawaiibebsy2768

3 жыл бұрын

@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu lol I remembered watching it when I was in middle school XD.

Hades and Vader: Scary Good at killing Great at marriage

I am hoping that somewhere in the Star Wars universe that someone makes a storyline with Vader turning Luke to the Darkside & they overthrow Emperor Palpitine!

Vader ain’t no Simp. Mega chad.

I will never forget my wife...Nor marry another

@yeetyskeet5548

4 жыл бұрын

But you killed her

@explodingpulse6393

4 жыл бұрын

And you aren’t a simp

@MomoMoneyisbatman

4 жыл бұрын

You kinda did.

@anthonyfors5819

4 жыл бұрын

Vader mind if i mention her name?

@anthonyfors5819

4 жыл бұрын

@@explodingpulse6393 i will be honest with you... I don't know what that means. No hate pls:|

Looks like vader is raising his hand doing shakespear

look how far you have fallen. A shadow of your former self

Knowing him, of course he would shut her down.

General greivous be mad

I mean Vader could have taught her some things, he could have helped her improve her skill with the lightsaber and strategy. However, he would have gained little and she was not worthy of his teachings

Anakin has graduated from simp too Chad

Once again the same story just reheated

My boy ain't no simp

He is not a simp, he is ultimate testosterone

Clones hay obi wan Palpatine Execute order 66 Clones kill obi wan!

Good job vader you've done well

the image at 1:54 is a mood

Wait where is the proposal? I can’t find it anywhere

2 views and 27 comments? KZreads been smoking too many death sticks

Wasn't Lumiya also Vader's apprentice in legends

where can I find and read all these comics?

Actually the force flows through all living beings. Those with a higher midi-chlorian count can tap into the force more easily. She could have learned to use the force but it would be much harder for her.

First that crazy nurse now this?

SGTOW - Sith Going Thier Own Way

I honestly hated the new canon Leia is she never really showed any of her power off to much besides sensing things and pulling herself back through the vacuum of space to safety

@linda-0587

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Everytime I see Darth Vader talking to someone I'm expecting them either get force choke or get stab by his light saber

@RicardoPerez-rz8pu

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Vader rarely shows things that it's sometimes odd .

2:06 DARTH VADER thinks that they are and I quote "abominations of technology and a mockery of the true power of the force?" If irony were cherries we would all be drinking smoothies

What comics are all these darth vader stuff from? It's not the Vader Comic Series i read all of the 2017 and am caught up on the 2020 ones

of course he said no, vader ain't no simp

me personally VADER is the most badass character in STAR WARS lore hands down! If he never would have got cut in half almost. He would be untouchable!

Vader had students in Canon...i mean all the shadow guards and inquisitors were trained in the ways of the darkside of the Force and in lightsaber combat by Vader himself...

17 comments and 2 views and 105 likes hmmm

Always wonder what would have happened if Luke did join his father?

@Charlie94781

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Luke would have obliterated the rebel terrorists and ruled the galaxy with benevolence

How is this related to marriage?

Vader really swiped her 💀💀💀

Rise lord Vader

@Sauron03503

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@DT-Wise

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

Here's a thought, Vader vs Otakemaru

Darth vader aint no simp

But he could still have her as an agent , loyal only to him! I mean that's what I think she meant!

Vader a cyborg calling them cyborgs abominations🤔

My question is are the twins sith, jedi or what are they? I dont get it beacuse of the color of their lightsabers. Can somebody tell me what are they?

@TheEyeofTerror

4 жыл бұрын

They're basically cyborgs with augments that imitate force powers that were trained to use a lightsaber and to serve Palpatine.

how is decided what is cannon? or who does decide those things?

"Vader was not interested in any other than his son" Hold up

@batsy2488

Жыл бұрын

NoO.

The last apprentice to be abducted or whatever as a Sith Lord in Canon, was Kylo Ren, not Darth Vader.

4:29 Vader: I fixed the problem before it got worse. 4:35 Palpatine: But you also destroyed my city! Kenobi: Hey, you wanted him Sheev.

Large reason or even the whole reason why he became a sith

Ain’t no simp

padme only died because the Skywalker twins had to many midichlorians.

Damn bro. Darth is pulling all the blondes in the galaxy.

i don't get something. how it comes darth vader feels the force in luke, but doesn't on leia? how can he have found about luke, while being clueless about leia? just because of the sure name?

Most awesome vid!!!!!!

Is it just me or does that blonde woman resemble Seven of Nine a bit?

I hate that girl.

Not the proposal you implied

When in the video did she propose to him?

Come on of course Vader said no he’s loyal to padme and ahsoka lol

But where is the proposal?

Vader could never understand the true power of the force. Being skilled even to the extreme with one side is still only ever one half of the force. The F orce is a whole, balanced, package. You have to know both sides fully if you wanted to be truly powerful.

*Far Far away in a galaxy, the simp wars were continued, only time tells, betrayal and heartache and dept in this exciting story, watch to see who turns on YOU!*

Star wars comics sir .... Why did u deleted the latest vid (Not trying to be nosey just sad)

I love these videos . . . but everytime I hear Disney, in conjunction with Star Wars . . . I just wanna cut my ears off and poor bleach into my eyes. Lucas made a mistake . . .

She didn’t propose all she did was ask for him to teach her🙄🙄🙄

Anakin Chadwalker.

Man, that was kinda sad.

Ironically, I think an empire lead by vadar would be much better.

I haven't even started the video and Uh oh