The bible is very accurate. Especially when thrown from a short distance.

@D-Pocalypse

Ай бұрын

😂

@rallyfeind

Ай бұрын

If you tape the cover down or leave the shrink wrap on then they get pretty good distance in a trap launcher.

@einienj3281

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@jaydinledford6990

Ай бұрын

But why would you toss all that great rolling paper

@jaydinledford6990

Ай бұрын

The Bible makes for far better - highly accurate joints

If you meet this caller on the street? Quietly walk away

@BornAnAtheist666

Ай бұрын

Walk? Walk shit, run!

@heiyuall

Ай бұрын

The psycho laughing is the point of this guy’s calls.

@devb9912

Ай бұрын

or loudly. The volume doesn't really matter, the distance and speed do.

@LexaJ828

Ай бұрын

@@heiyuallyeah when they start laughing for no reason I get serial killer vibes

@kennethsteinfield6104

Ай бұрын

And whatever you do, don’t make eye contact!

This is Mr. Delicious, Chef, etc isn't it? He's such a smug a-hole.

@georgem2334

Ай бұрын

Smug a-holes like preaching religion. It makes them into bigger a-holes.

@greeneyedlady5580

Ай бұрын

Totally. Arguably the most obnoxious caller of all time. I don't know who he thought he was fooling.

@solly119119

Ай бұрын

Yeah, the 7-day-cycle guy. And also yeah (for the other commenter), quite possibly the most obnoxious caller ever and MAN is that saying something.

@tlasjc

Ай бұрын

He tries to bully his way through the discussion like a 12 year old.

@tiltingwindmill

Ай бұрын

@@tlasjc Indeed. As I recall, he often rage quits, claiming he 'won' and then hanging up. Such a child.

Classic apologist technique: redefine a term to meet their own needs and complain when no one else uses it that way.

In Matthew it says that Jesus went to Egypt specifically to fulfill prophecy. In Luke Jesus didn't go to Egypt. There you go, a prophetic contradiction

Wow.. a damn temper tantrum over being called out... 😂😂

@AbsurdlyGeeky

Ай бұрын

Religious fundies seem to stop maturing mentally somewhere around 4th grade.

Oh ffs its the 7 Day Guy. I like how he was trying to put on a different voice at first but it only lasted like a minute, and the first time they pushed back on him just a little it completely dropped and he started in with his screaming like he always does.

@DulceN

Ай бұрын

Yes, this is the one that goes by Mr. Delicious and a bunch other monikers. He was pretending to be more calm but he cannot avoid ending up throwing a tantrum…..

@IRGeamer

10 күн бұрын

Never underestimate a narcissists burning lust to manufacture oppression for themselves when faced with even the most reasonable and minor criticism...

Want a contradiction ? Start with the 2 separate and different versions of the creation story in Genesis.

@drlegendre

Ай бұрын

And continue on to the two different and disagreeing genealogies of Jesus.

@thegreatcanadianweasel9928

Ай бұрын

Ahh, but you see that is reported and not god speaking. Cause I can set up these arbitrary meanings and keep moving my goal posts in the perfect inerrant word of god.

@user-dn3qf3nf3y

Ай бұрын

More like try Acts 1:20 verse where the word ("his,") is shown written and then compare that verse with Psalm's 69:25 verse where ("their,") is shown written

Thats like... the worst possible argument to make when we can just read the thing.....

There are no contradictions... as long as you only look at what i tell you to pay attention to

@OswaldBatesIIIEsq

Ай бұрын

Forgive the irony when I say "preach".

@ARoll925

Ай бұрын

Aka there are no contradictions except for the contradictions

“These 4… 5… No one expects the Scripture Contradiction!”

The guy says he wants to talk logically, and I immediately thought: “yeah, that would be nice.”

I really miss Kenneth being on the show! Please get him back.

@patriceriksson7924

Ай бұрын

I agree

This can only be the opinion do someone who is intellectually dishonest, or has never read the Bible. That's it.

This reminds me: folks, never smoke crack.

@amandakorbe3773

Ай бұрын

Or drink the Kool-aid. 😅

@kimberlybaldridge5767

Ай бұрын

If you do smoke crack, deep clean your house or go for a run instead of being aggressively wrong on the internet for all to hear.

@RealHooksy

Ай бұрын

Crack is a sometimes drug

0:45 the caller specifically states "lastly" with the 4th point, this implying that the 4th point was the LAST point, and then goes on to claim that he didn't say there was only 4 points when bringing up the 5th point.

It's pathetic how he tries to fake his voice just to get back onto the show

@Nocturnalux

Ай бұрын

He sounds a bit like Gman to me but I don’t think it’s him. Do you recognize him? EDIT: ha, it’s the Seven Day cycle dude…with another “argument” that is just as bad. Now that takes talent.

@erinclark5681

Ай бұрын

​@@NocturnaluxDing ding! You nailed it! Always calls himself Mr. Something-or-other.

And the caller accuses others of not being educated? wow.

Is this the 7 day cycle guy? Same arrogant smug attitude

@cgfamorcan9809

Ай бұрын

I suspected he sounded familiar.

Ah yes mr. Duning-kruger from Canada.

"No Doctrinal Contradictions" - that's why there is only one denomination EVER of Christianity (pay no attention to the Catholic, Protestant, JW, Mormon, etc., behind the curtain).

SR: How many ingredients do I need to make this cake? Caller: You need 4 things. Milk, sugar, butter and lard. SR: Is that it? 4 things? Caller: Yes, 4 things. Milk, sugar, butter and lard. 1,2,3,4... Also, you need some vanilla too. SR: So, I need 5 things, not 4, right? Caller: No no no. It is still 4, but... it is 4 things WITH some extra vanilla also. There is still 4 things okay. That vanilla is just one of those presupposed, already implied apreoi things. SR: So, when i go to the supermarket checkout stand and they scan those items you mentioned, are they gonna come to a total of 4 things or 5 things? Caller:... You do know that the number 5 also includes the number 4 right? It's what i have been saying all along.

What an unpleasant guy. Shouts to get his silly points across, then says he wants to give a bible to the atheist team. 🤣🤣🤣 Such delusion and closed mindedness.

This is Mr. Delicieux. I can tell by the way he gets more and more excited over his own words as the call goes on, like the unhinged narcissist he is.

@IRGeamer

10 күн бұрын

Never underestimate a narcissists burning lust to manufacture oppression for themselves when faced with even the most reasonable and minor criticism..

He doesn't know the book or the chapter, but he's absolutely sure of what it says... also this happens a couple of minutes after he demanded a citation from the hosts.

It's a parade of contradiction

It’s the 7 day week proves the Bible guy!!!!! I knew i recognized his voice!!

@Speednote10

Ай бұрын

He's the most obnoxious and smug caller of them all, which is funny since his arguments are so weak you just can't help but laugh at them.

@lenstours

Ай бұрын

@@Speednote10 100%

@tlasjc

Ай бұрын

He must have realized the Indonesian island of Java exists, and the 150 million inhabitants use a 5 day cycle, completely proving his years of research to be nonsense.

There are contradictions in the bible. 💯

@JBee887

Ай бұрын

I think there are about 101 contradictions actually.

@THEhorihito

Ай бұрын

Fax

@einienj3281

Ай бұрын

@@JBee887 Should be banned as misinformation. Hazardous material.

@einienj3281

Ай бұрын

@@THEhorihito 🙏🏻

@user-dn3qf3nf3y

Ай бұрын

Apostle Peter: 'Shhh! Don't tell anyone what I said then people will know!' (Acts 1:20 ("his,") 1 person Psalm 69:25 ("their,") King 'Yeah! ("Multiple,") enemies on at (my time period) that i had! Says King David

This caller is so dim there are no contradictions only when he contradicts himself. TYPICAL THEIST.

@Alpharelic

Ай бұрын

He's no ordinary theist, he's Mr Delucieux

"your enemies shall fall before you by the sword" "But I said unto you, love your enemies" (Leviticus 26:8, Matthew 5:44)

0:35 "The word of god is stipulated in 4 points" (lists 4 things) 5:05 reiterates 4 points and IMMEDIATELY adds another point.... 5:49 "I didnt say ONLY 4" then why didnt you LIST that 5th one bucky??

This was the most pleasant and productive I’ve ever seen a conversation with Mr. Deliceux go.

So by redefining scripture to be only those parts of the bible that do not have contradictions attributed to the direct voice of god, there are no contradictions? Sure, and my car has no dents or rust spots if I define those as not attributable to the car.

This I'd the 7 days guy right?

@lenstours

Ай бұрын

Yes!!!!!! Around 7:00 is when I recognized it!

@brnfrmjts05

Ай бұрын

Just as douchey and incoherent, so, yeah, probably the same guy.

@thompse412

Ай бұрын

It's always fun when the Nazi crybabies come back with different names

I'd know that voice anywhere, it's Mr Delicious 7 Day Cycle Guy! This means that, having only listened to him speak for like 1 minute, I can already do some amazing prophecy: I predict I am about to hear some incredibly dumb and weird stuff... Let's see if the spirit is with me today.

When the apostles can’t even agree on what Jesus’s last words were, we know it is BS.

this is mr 7 day, and he set up a win win fallacy.. he can never make it through a show without making a fool of himself. the best shut down was shannon.

“As stipulated in four points” is pretty clearly indicating there are only four points.

“Someone can Google” what I’m talking about! I’m convinced.

Well done for keeping your cool chaps 🙂

FYI: If Kenneth was an Australian, he would qualify to be our "Governor General" (the mostly ceremonial, Executive Branch), being that his name is two male first names. Even our one _female_ Governor General followed this rule: Quentin Bryce. 😂

When his words start coming out faster, and he's tripping over them, you can tell he has stopped listening. He's not engaging in honest conversation. He's just waiting for his turn to talk.

@kyleepratt

Ай бұрын

Yes, "waiting" for his "turn" 🙄

@IRGeamer

10 күн бұрын

Some people talk because they have something to say, others talk because they HAVE to say SOMETHING!

"It's not a contradiction, I'm just bad at counting to five."

Why didn't the boss fix these contradictions? I thought he was all-powerful?

@davidmitchell6117

Ай бұрын

All powerful - but forgetful.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. --Bertrand Russell

Bart Ehrman said about the New Testament on in one of his video's: 'Well, it depends on which gospel you read!'

I think Mr. No Contradictions would benefit from a prescription for Valium.

The caller is such a special and smart boy.

He’s referring to the quotes attributed to god in the Bible but many people say the entire Bible is the word of god

"God has no contradictions. You must believe in my god. Then you must believe everything I say and do everything I tell you to do. Never question me. Live your life only the way I tell you to live, and give me money."

If someone says there's no contradictions in the bible what they say is they never read the bible

In other words "If you ignore the contradictions in the Bible, there are no contradictions in the Bible."

Is this the seven days guy that tried to change his voice at the start, but then after a while started screaming as he always do? Edit (on Kenneth at the end). This is exactly as the spanish inqusition sketch. "Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again."

When people think getting louder is winning the argument 😂

It gives me secondhand embarrassment when a caller thinks they're right and stutters to prove it.

Does he want some cheese with that wine

Biblical scholars and Christian leaders of all types are fully aware of the contradictions in the Bible. While I don't buy into the pretzel logic they engage in to rationalize them (or the pretzel logic of religion in general), it is simply dishonest when Christians claim the Bible has NO contradictions...which leads me back to a question I often ask when confronted with Christian apologists: Why do they lie so much?

@kyleepratt

Ай бұрын

I love the critical biblical scholar take: the Bible isn't univocal. A bunch of different folks wrote and edited it, and different writers disagree with eachother. It's pretty straightforward.

@goonerbear8659

25 күн бұрын

​​@@kyleeprattand it would be fine on that front if that was taught from the pulpit. It's not because it's a central part of the scam.

Ezekiel 18:19 "The son shall not bear the guilt of the father" Exodus 34:7 "[god] will by no means leave the guilty unpunished, visiting the iniquity of fathers on the children and on the grandchildren to the third and fourth generations"

"I have found a few passages and interpreted them in a way specific enough to produce 4 or 5 criteria that makes 99% of my book non-canon and thus excuses all the contradictions found in that 99%, so the remaining 1% doesn't have any contradictions in it, probably". Congratulations?

I wish they would have brought up that assuming he is correct that the Bible doesn’t have contradictions, how that would make it true.

“4 and 5 are not the same number” 😂

You can tell from the callers voice, tone and the nerves laughing that hes the "know it all type" the "I'm always right type"

“A true Christian keeps the sabbath“ 😄

Matt would have DEVOURED him.

There was no early manuscripts found originally for Mark 16:9-20 verse's about two men having seen Jesus on the road to Emmasus

Wow, he's fixing all of the contradictions by recasting the time-honored definition of "scripture" to meet his own specific requirements. Impressive tap-dancing skills!

Apostle Peter: 'No contradiction's? Good thing that I didn't say anything opposite of what was written then.' (Acts 1:20 Psalms 69:25 "his," opposite word, "their.")

Wot a seven day joke

You get the impression for a lot of these callers that this is the first they've tried speaking their thoughts out loud.

Oh Mr Delicieux, one of the most dishonest trolls out there.

Isaiah 53 verse also mentions a past event that show's written by the word, ("was,") having been written

Matthew 7:1 vs Ist Corinthians 15:33 springs immediately to mind.

The word's written on in Psalm 105 and Psalm 96 are used on in 1 Chronicles 16:8-22 verse's to 1 Chronicles 16:33 verse

The Bible is a book of metaphors, and that’s what’s important. I see a story about people who think this guy’s idea of “God” is the right one. They think agreeing to sacrifice his own child to it was the “right” decision. Then a guy comes down and shows them that this idea of “God” was supposed to be about Love, rather than fear of his power…and we killed him for trying to teach that lesson because we thought he was challenging our idea of “God” and what was important. He showed that “The Way” was to Love something more than ourselves, but we all think that he’d want us to worship him. I’ll bet he’d find our worship of power or ourselves to be pretty gross. But, then again, I don’t know who I’m talking to, so God can just chime in, now, because I’ve got a few questions and a few bones to pick…about some acts of “God” in my life, and about what he let happen to Jesus.

I love how the caller started to laugh. That's not a crazy person laugh is it? 😅

Kenneth is amazing. I wish SR would drop the minor point of 5 or 4 being a relevant contradiction. If the caller wasn't so prideful, they could have just redacted and said they misspoke and gotten past this.

Rabbi Tovia Singer asks King David about Psalms 69:25: 'Were you talking about 1 person when you wrote that (whole) Psalm?'

Writer of Acts: 'No one was suppose to find that. I want all the evidence of contradictions destroyed.' (Acts 1:20 "his," singular meaning 1 person. Psalms 69:25 plural meaning many people.)

It's a book. Might as well be discussing Spiderman

Then 1 Chronicles 16:23 verse start's with the words of Psalm 96:1 verse: 'sing to the Lord a new song sing to the Lord ord all the earth.'

A verse from the book of Ezekiel is also shown written on in Revelation too

"It is most difficult to understand the disposition of the Bible God, it is such a confusion of contradictions; of watery instabilities and iron firmness; of goody-goody abstract morals made out of words, and concreted hell-born ones made out of acts; of fleeting kindness repented of in permanent malignities". MT

I’d recognize this guys voice anywhere. EVERY time he calls in, he is so amazingly arrogant, egotistical, and condescending. It’s truly baffling to me how he calls himself a Christian.

It took me three words to identify the seven day cycle guy. His combination of manic and smug is unique.

They're dying to say "You're person number 6,958,321 who has said that other people don't know how to interpret the bible." Or as I'd put it, until you can actually prove a god exists in the first place, by definition, nothing about this god you believe in matters. Also, it doesn't matter what's in the bible because you can't prove or disprove the existence of a god by reading out bible passages to a call in show.

Is this mr 7 day cycle?

1 Chronicles 16:8 verse: 'Give thanks to the Lord call on his name make known among the nation's what he has done.' (from Psalm 105:1 verse.)

@sirbarryvee-eight6485

29 күн бұрын

"...make known among the nation's what he has done." Dear Nation, God has: - doomed mankind over an apple; - endorsed slavery; - invented hell; - drowned babies; - keep hunchbacks, cripples, dwarves and bastards away from church. Anything else I should make the nation know about?

SR has a dazzzzling smile 🤩

Then Psalm 105:15 verse ends in 1 Chronicles 16:22 verse with the word's, 'do not touch my anointed one's do my prophet's no harm.' 1 Chronicles 16:22 verse end with those words

So... "if I ignore all the contradictions in the bible, there are no contradictions in the bible" 🤷‍♂️ Seriously?

@tommccarthy3052

27 күн бұрын

😁😁😁 But hey, he believes it so that settles it right? 😏😏

I'm reminded of a post I saw a week or two ago about all the fulfilled prophecies in the bible, with the books laid out on an line and red arcs connecting passages That was a pic I've seen many times before, as it's actually a graph of contradictions and has nothing to do with foreshadowing

The definition for the word, ("was,") is a word for a ("past tense,") event on in Isaiah 53

If obnoxiousness could be exchanged into wealth this guy would be one of the richest people on the planet😒

There are two thing's that are from the Gospel of Luke chapter 17 and Luke chapter 21 that are putted together and that are written on in Matthew chapter 24 about, ("the signs of the end of the age,") Matthew 24:1 verse to Matthew 24:51 verse.

Wow. All this when he could have said “it’s been translated half a dozen times of course there’s gonna be some contradictions”

Seas were turned into blood twice without first being turned back into water. Horses all killed by plagues, but then pulling pharaohs chariots-- with wheels, we are told , that were earlier removed.

The place of the feeding of the five thousand took place on in ("Bethsaida,") Luke 9:10. Then after dismissing the crowd Jesus sent the disciples to ("Bethsaida,") Mark 6:45 the SAME EXACT town which they were already on at

Ain't it amazing how _'humble'_ some of these faith-believers are? ps (edit): It's weird, though, how an almighty, all-knowing creator god couldn't be bothered to make sure there wouldn't be _any_ translation -or whatever other, errors to end up in those scribbles, and, instead, expect from us to take mere fellow humans on their word that when it reads _''and god said...''_ it's without error, as well as when it claims it's _''a prophet''_ speaking. I mean: if this god made sure that, in those cases, the scribbles are flawless, why not do the same for the rest of it, or, better still; tell _all_ of us directly _himself,_ like he supposedly didn't mind doing back then? With over a thousand Christian denominations in the US alone, each saying the others got it wrong, this guy's got quite the nerve, smirking to atheists about _''(...) not going to give a bible class''_ on how the damn thing should be read.

Delusion masked as over confident fast-talking is a helluva drug.

Saint Jerome also saw that Symmachus took and miswrote Isaiah 7:14 verse and Genesis 24:43 verse substituting the word Hebrew word, ("almah," meaning young woman) with the word ("parthenos,") meaning virgin.