He wasn't supposed to be trusted in the first place -- gets me every time!

@orunenf5533

2 жыл бұрын

Except he was probably the best president we ever got :/

@pappysheart6710

Жыл бұрын

Every answer he gave was funny because he added stuff to it- a single cigarette you buy from the store..... From an A-Rab😂

@alwillk

Жыл бұрын

@orunen actually analyze his presidency and you’ll see he was the among the worst. Corporatism, widening the income gap, and training Islamic terrorists are major problems the reagan administration caused.

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

Жыл бұрын

@@orunenf5533 sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

@jmal

Жыл бұрын

The man said so himself. "The most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"

Big Daddy Kane would say it ain’t easy🤣

@timmycrackz

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that one, lol.

@agathachris9722

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@austingoyne3039

2 жыл бұрын

The stutter made it funnier

@breadman5048

2 жыл бұрын

@@austingoyne3039 he was too excited to say it 😆😆😆

@jdruin1

2 жыл бұрын

This question made me start singing “Pimpology”. Took me back a few years there.

"somehow that is correct" always gets me

"How can black people rise up and overcome?" a. Can they? ✔ b. Reparations ✔ c. That's a complex answer ✔ d. Staying alive ✔ e. Stop cutting each other's throat ✔ f. Get out and vote ❌ Brilliant! 😂

@chococat746

Жыл бұрын

Srsly…one of my favs! Reminded me of a quote from a political activist from the late 1800’s who said, “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal”

@RussellEvans19891

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀

@oneelrockwell79

Жыл бұрын

Fukn awesome! 🤣🤣🤣

@thl205

Ай бұрын

@@chococat746 interestingly, they did indeed make it illegal for black people to vote in the South and since 2014, they've been trying to do it again

This clip could have just been the barber talking for five minutes and still be hilarious.

@conradcarbo60

2 жыл бұрын

facts...real talk lol

@money4life188

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fquu1bKtdLiqc7Q.html

@sammarks9146

2 жыл бұрын

In the words of Dave Chapelle, "That is correct."

@gustavoipes6173

2 жыл бұрын

D/:

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha fo real

Woman: “Get out and vote.” Dave: That is incorrect… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heresmytake2782

2 жыл бұрын

word

@carlrav5660

2 жыл бұрын

Stop voting Democrat?

@maverickweiss3199

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlrav5660 I like this one black lady in the democratic party, her name escapes me though. I would vote for her if she ran for president. She’s a veteran, im going to look for her name now.

@bruceleroy1770

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlrav5660 For real we vote democrat 80 percent they been in charge for 70 years thats one reason why the hood is messed up.

@x0ne23

2 жыл бұрын

@@bruceleroy1770 That is correct 🤣

I love how serious the Korean grocery store worker took this Dave Chappelle must have told him this was for 1 million dollars

@musumeci88

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that's just everyday Koreans taking tests

@doktor_kumpel958

Жыл бұрын

He must be that guy from the Family Guy Skit „ You stay out of my store, i remember your face…“😂

@blowc1612

Жыл бұрын

It's the guy "I am Korean! Do I look Chinese to you."

@ironmike5812

Ай бұрын

@@blowc1612yes,you do!!

Bruh the barber got me over here dying on the floor outta breath how he answered the chicken head question 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iceeice2736

Жыл бұрын

😂😅

@rebels42wynn83

Жыл бұрын

He had me dying laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KaraZola

Ай бұрын

He started it like a doctor seuss book

@juliusdye3443

4 күн бұрын

He way he said just kills me every single time too laid back 🤣

Those responses from the barber is a way of life, the way he described each answer into detail.

@gatoslokosforever

8 ай бұрын

in mexico mentho cigarrettes are only for women

@doomane

8 ай бұрын

I like how he shifts his posture every answer

@ZiggyMandarr

6 ай бұрын

He should've won.

@ACHILIS09

3 ай бұрын

how come he didn't win...he got all answers right.

@JoshuaLaGuardia-uw6jk

3 ай бұрын

@@ACHILIS09i think bc it was bc dave wanted to make the joke “black people never win” but only if you picked up on it that’s why he didn’t mention it

*“Ohhh, you can find that anywhere. In the hood, on the block; it’s a bird. One of those that you just bring home and wear out.”* That is *COORRECT.* 🤣🤣🤣

@timtanner9469

2 жыл бұрын

That is what it is, that is how it's used

@funguy4utube

2 жыл бұрын

THAT totally slayed me 💫⭐️⚡️

@cynthiaclarke3979

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard..my side hurt..lol..

@citichic2311

2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing bc it’s true 💀😂

@mczappa4229

2 жыл бұрын

a fellacious woman 🤣

I'm 86 years old and white. Seriously how can anyone not understand Dave's genius!!! So flipping awesome. Thank you, Dave.

@PapeySapote

2 жыл бұрын

I hope I’ll be capable of still typing when I’m 86.

@jygb7092

Жыл бұрын

I’m 97 and yellow

@cocomarch8019

Жыл бұрын

@@jygb7092 hi friend, we are all colors! Thanks for replying. Have a wonderful day 😊

@mip4422

Жыл бұрын

People are trying to cancel him now unfortunately.

@vovahimself

Жыл бұрын

@@jygb7092 I guess anyone’s yellow by the time they’re 97.

Chapelle is popular with every single race even when he is doing racial satire, because he had the ability to poke fun at stereotypes without being mean-spirited. He uses racial nuances and peculiarities, without insulting or denigrating. That is Chapelle's unique talent.

@pat2rome

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! People mad about "oh you can't joke about anything these days!" are just mad that they don't know how to joke about race without being racist.

@Juras187

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@Juras187

Жыл бұрын

🙏

@andrewcharles1734

Жыл бұрын

It's Black Privilege. We all benefit from it. 😂🤣

@2CanTan

Жыл бұрын

I like to also think that in addition to the commenter’s opinion, it is also bc the people that love DC and aren’t offended etc are the ones commenting and watching and we are all normal and know no matter our color or race or religion , funny is funny and we all have some funny af stereotypes and it got worse when we started a generation out thinking you can’t say mean things or even joke if it is offensive to one single person. Kinda like how mean tweets got us in this economic and world war 3 preview era we are knee deep in bc feelings and emotions dictate decisions over common sense and self research of issues or rumors on both sides.

"A chickenhead is a woman you bring home and wear out." That's beautiful

@wsdamico

2 жыл бұрын

"that's what they're for, that's how they're used"

@billyin4c514

2 жыл бұрын

@@wsdamico You know it

@buddermonger2000

2 жыл бұрын

I remember him saying bird

@tonyb7615

2 жыл бұрын

my ex was not the opposite. she was perfect. but she was quiet. a true man needs a bit of spitfire. keep us on our toes.

@thorthostenson9566

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonyb7615 dang, I'm sorry man. Life ain't perfect, that's for sure

I feel like this wasnt scripted. They really asked these people these questions without them knowing

@spidavenom4

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t lol. Only the questions were. They probably just gave them instructions to be candid and themselves

@dominiceliakim4617

2 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't scripted,it's fascinating...if it was,there's fascinating people out there

@brandonvasser5902

2 жыл бұрын

I really get that feel from their acting too like its so normal

@KHN.RVA.28

2 жыл бұрын

Oh it wasn't scripted at all. They pull people from where ever they could and asked them legit questions and thus we have the greatest game show to never exists

@robertgarvansnyder4665

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I bet these contestants were legit a cop, social worker, DJ, barber, African American Studies prof. If not, these people deserve Emmys.

I like how seriously Chappell takes acting like a gameshow host 😃

One of his best skits. People getting together and laughing at each other

@Legionnaire7777

4 ай бұрын

Best medicine in the world 👍🏻

Dave Chappelle is the "African American Studies" professor we all WISH we had.

@chefgiovanni

Жыл бұрын

Spoken like a true sailor.

@bloodbond3

Жыл бұрын

He really out-vocabularied the actual professor. Pulled "a fellatious woman" out of the top of his head like nothing.

@chlorophil545

Жыл бұрын

I would have actually attended that class back in the day if I had him, or someone like him for sure. Finding an honest and funny college professor is like a four leaf clover on Antarctica.

@monkman51

Жыл бұрын

@@chlorophil545 So, the most important things to know about Black Americans are rap lyrics, old tv shows, and slang expressions. Got it.👍

Dave is a national treasure

@AnusheelSharma

2 жыл бұрын

More like international

@arnolddyer5811

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@kylerittenhouse6521

2 жыл бұрын

I watch Seven Hunnid on KZread all the time 😭😭I can’t stop watching his KZread videos, they’re amazing

@AnusheelSharma

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylerittenhouse6521 you mean seven hundred

@ghoughpteighbteau2620

2 жыл бұрын

He never got paid for this show

"I. know. Black people!!" Always gets me how they shout that 🤣🤣

@clarity9405

Жыл бұрын

like Wheel. Of. Fortune!! lol

This show was arguably the best comedy on cable TV back then.

@Eclipse-mk3hm

Жыл бұрын

halo 3:odst

@TENNSUMITSUMA

Жыл бұрын

Arguably?! What, exactly, is there to argue?!

@michaelsix9684

Жыл бұрын

Dave is in a class by himself

@Inframidi

Жыл бұрын

9th grade. We talked about every episode on Thursday. 😂

@elvis1745

10 ай бұрын

Try ever made

The barber and white writer are hilarious

@brazenlilhussy5975

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't see his name..(the writer it Neal Brennan? The guy who wrote a lot of these skits with Dave?)🤔

@johnindigo5477

2 жыл бұрын

I think he wrote the the sketch

@midgebot86

8 ай бұрын

Bryan Tucker

5:16 “one cigarette bud at the store from the Arab “ New York memories 😂😂😂😂

@noblerodkustom976

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit too

@philwaller4379

2 жыл бұрын

@@noblerodkustom976 Memphis. (and..its "A-Rab."

@tveyeonyou

2 жыл бұрын

@@philwaller4379 Cbus, OH too

@nicoletharp6037

2 жыл бұрын

Jacksonville Florida too.

@Enta_Da_Sage

2 жыл бұрын

California too but it wasn't the a Arabs it was the Indians/East Indians

That white girl had the funniest quote. "But can they overcome?" 🤣🤣

The Barber 💈 was way on point!! This was funny AF!!!!

"Cuz that's what newports are" Kills me every time...

This show will forever be the greatest sketch comedy show ever. Not up for debate

@searing7549

2 жыл бұрын

This and Kids In The Hall

@theyareherebecausetheyputu7962

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@drillbit8280

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Show too.

@laquitamurray3620

2 жыл бұрын

I love Charlie Murphy's Hollywood True Story Telling.

@clevelandlawrence

Жыл бұрын

We were close during this run.

I am not even american and this show still gets me to laughing out loud! All these years and still holds up.. crazy!

@Inframidi

Жыл бұрын

This is classic. 😂

@hugh.munguzs

6 ай бұрын

I’m not even human and this makes me laugh

Everytime the barber was talking he looked like he was reminiscing😂

@jmal

Жыл бұрын

Probably remembering the things he heard from his customers.

"Nobody knows, noooobody knows", this is how I answer the difficult questions life throws at me!

"Big Daddy Kane would say 'It ain't easy'" And they showed the occupation of the guy who said that, to probably highlight a professor has got game 😆

@BrendanMcGinley

2 жыл бұрын

He was my professor in college and he is an awesome educator. Just fantastic. Really cares about every one of the kids.

@alexricky87

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrendanMcGinley he was a real professor?

@paulwagner688

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexricky87 Yes he is.

@alexricky87

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwagner688 🤯🤯🤯

@magtovi

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexricky87 All of them were real, the professor, the cop, the social worker, etc.

"Amazing did not see the show yet knows Bookman was cleaning up" haha

@PinkyakaAyannaj

Жыл бұрын

Genius

"Get Out An Vote??" BUZZZZ.... 😂🤣😂🤣

I'm going to show my children Chappelle's show and tell them this is when America was Great.

@BG-wm2tw

2 жыл бұрын

Stay in India.

@aaditpatel2531

2 жыл бұрын

@@BG-wm2tw stay in Bangladesh

@BG-wm2tw

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not from Bangladesh you faak from Gujrat 😂😂

@chiefdenis

2 жыл бұрын

And you wouldn't be lying

@Superbl0bby

2 жыл бұрын

The time after the fall of the Soviet Union and before the rise of social media when things looked hopeful

Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome? Social worker: Well, can they? Savageee. She’s onto something tho

@thesilversurfer1071

2 жыл бұрын

What is she on to Eduardo? Dime🤔

@S0LlDF0X

2 жыл бұрын

Social workers part of the problem, they not really there to help.

@jkent9915

2 жыл бұрын

As my English teacher would say, “they CAN, but they MAY not.”

@jsbaldo5556

2 жыл бұрын

@@jkent9915 I just got that... Hilarious.

@magtovi

2 жыл бұрын

Well, she got it right.

To me he is the most brilliant comic ever.He takes subjects that others wouldn't touch and makes them funny in his bizarre way

“That’s what they’re for, that’s how they’re used.” That got me too much 😂

@RedMissou

Жыл бұрын

The delivery is just perfect 😭😂

we needs the directors cut version of this

@Thaddeus_Mac

2 жыл бұрын

now that's must see TV!!! 😂

@kundakaps

2 жыл бұрын

That is correct!

7:34 kills me everytime when they both start singing together 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love chapelle nonchalant character throughout the entire skit. As if this was actually a game show lol

It’s so funny and amazing seeing a new generation learning about Chappelle’s show 😂

@christianmorrow807

Жыл бұрын

Fax it’s awesome🤣😭

The professor's crackhead comment is great. You can hear him laughing in the background.

@ajax5467

Ай бұрын

Professor was underrated he was funny af 😭

I want a 45-minute video showing all contestants, all questions. I need this. 🤣

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

The barber was hilarious!

The barber needs his own show . He killed it lol

This should really be a show!!!! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!

Mr. Dave has worked hard all of his life to make it to where he is today. He started at 14 years old, and he is an amazing comic.

@beatqueenofcrud

Жыл бұрын

and everything was stolen by comedy central

It’s funny how anything the black guy said is correct

@theadventuresofozzyandbrib813

2 жыл бұрын

Bc they all were right!

@kingofmyhonor5944

2 жыл бұрын

Well... He is a hood black dude 🤣

@kingofmyhonor5944

2 жыл бұрын

@@theadventuresofozzyandbrib813 and he still lost 🤔😂

@headlight31

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingofmyhonor5944 i mean, he shouldn't be in the show in the first place. It's pretty obvious if he won, so they gave it to the second place.

@AhmedCPHQ

2 жыл бұрын

He was there only to give a model answer

😂 never gets old. Whole skit is hilarious, the newports part with the answer I don’t know being correct kills me.

@yogijaya2897

Жыл бұрын

The algorithm is so sick ... I just came back from buying a loosie from an Arab down at the bodega.

@s.marshian8455

Жыл бұрын

@@yogijaya2897 😂

@MX-S

Жыл бұрын

@@yogijaya2897 We're admiring our new, digital, overlords in 2022, huh ? So sick .......

This made my day. Straight up. Dave is the one and only.

Chappelle makes us all laugh at ourselves and that unites us. If you can't take a joke life ain't worth livin.

@sportsaggregated2934

Жыл бұрын

Hear hear!

@privateer0561

Жыл бұрын

Democrats can't possibly laugh at themselves.

@sampletextlensflare

Жыл бұрын

@@privateer0561 I'm not even a Democrat but do you not see the irony in your replying this way (hinting division) to a comment about unity? You're part of the problem, bud. :)

@notacat7127

Жыл бұрын

@@sampletextlensflare wish people like him weren’t on this earth

@globaladdict

Жыл бұрын

@@privateer0561 relax, we just laugh at what you guys claim to take seriously.

The korean guy has me laughing so hard 😂 The way he tries to remember stuff

I never tire of Chappelle. Never.

9:57 "get out and vote" 😆

The cop answering the final question and getting it wrong made me laugh 😆 , cry 😭, and wonder 🤔 all at the same time.

@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316

2 жыл бұрын

Its the truth, voting don't make no difference they all cons

"Can they overcome?" "Correct!"

I laugh out loud,still after all these years. Hilarious, genius comedy 🤣

Pay him @Comedy Central.. Do the right thing this man is a Living Legend

I've never seen so many correct answers 😅

@buddermonger2000

2 жыл бұрын

same bro

@akosii4928

Жыл бұрын

That's a quiz full of wisdom.

Multiple correct answers = a quiz with wisdom

@ardhitawbilly5717

2 жыл бұрын

we can get it when the lecturer is genius like Dave

@istrasci

2 жыл бұрын

We call that some "quizdom". Go get some of that quizdom.

The man is a culture genius.

He’s not lying about that Murray’s I still got the can my momma bought for me when I was in 4th grade. I’m 30 now 😂😂😂

The cop said she has a hard time with pimping herself 🤣🤣🤣

@desecration171

2 жыл бұрын

I took it as she has a problem with the criminal element of pimping (pimps themselves beating up women).

@faseforeal

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was the social worker that said it.

@gsesquire3441

3 ай бұрын

That wasnt the cop.

ChickenHead: A bird that you bring home and wear out.

@BrileyGabriel

2 жыл бұрын

That is CORRECT!!! 🤣

@25447carepear

2 жыл бұрын

" That's what their for. That's how their used!" 😭😀

I love it love it love it unbelievably hilarious and true and amazing! Wish this was an ongoing episode I would love to see more!

“a woman who likes to give a loosey” legendary

The Korean guy is acting more white than the white people on this 😂😂

@Elemental_Buttahfly_II

2 жыл бұрын

They always do and it's not an act

@xvcelo1570

2 жыл бұрын

what does acting white means

@Sernival

2 жыл бұрын

@@xvcelo1570 talking properly

@Dr.Gojithecollector

2 жыл бұрын

-racial profiling has entered the chat-

@Elemental_Buttahfly_II

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sernival umm. Wrong

Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T!!!!!!

This was the 1st sketch I ever saw on the Chappelle show. After watching it, I was hooked, big time. Still am .

When Dave emulates Ernie Barnes's "Sugar Shack" painting at 7:56, CRACKS ME UP all the time! masha'Allah 🤣

@brooklynstudent73

Ай бұрын

Facts!! 😂

Best comedy show ever made.

@734wheeler5

2 жыл бұрын

Yer

"Stop cutting each other's throat" If only all the dudes black white or green listened to that.

@santeebandit3246

2 жыл бұрын

Word

@Elemental_Buttahfly_II

2 жыл бұрын

💯💯✊🏾👍🏾

@Tkieron

2 жыл бұрын

Where are there green dudes?

@JakeKlineMusic

2 жыл бұрын

This, but not by voting. Some truth getting dropped.

@tb8654

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tkieron green is used as a metaphor bro

Chapelle could actually do this and people would watch. Hilarious.

Going back n watching these shows kills me...Dave should be enshrined as a National treasure

Comedy central. You need to pay Dave Chappelle!!!

@slowanddeliberate6893

2 жыл бұрын

I think they reached a deal.

@yogijaya2897

2 жыл бұрын

Or we could boycott them like he asked us to

@ParkTheSnark

2 жыл бұрын

@@yogijaya2897 he got paid and has a new special on Netflix.

@jsbaldo5556

2 жыл бұрын

@@yogijaya2897 He won. He WON. Old news guys He Got paid for chapelle show, they reached out to him, watched dave mention it on joe rogan

That old dude knows Big Daddy Kane? Much respect! ✊🏾

The Professor describing a chicken head was so eloquent 🤣😂🤣😂

Is pimpin' easy? Hey-yall yeah! Some how that is correct 😂

I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me lol

I thought it was "hangin' and a jivin'" because it came out in the 70s.

@CxLxYxDxEx

2 жыл бұрын

That is correct!

@BrettonFerguson

2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea. (Correct!)

@Elemental_Buttahfly_II

2 жыл бұрын

It is!

@Elemental_Buttahfly_II

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrettonFerguson 😂😂😂

@michaelcovel3793

2 жыл бұрын

Word

1 of the last real T.V shows I loved not gonna lie...👏🏾💯💐

The Police Officer's laugh is too glorious!

one of my favorite skits 😭

Back when Dave Chappelle looked uncannily like Dave Chappelle.

@alaysiakayebutler6299

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr..walked talked, spontaneous comic mannerisms, light and natural. Bright.

@alaysiakayebutler6299

2 жыл бұрын

@Watch Video he was a cigarette smoker, saw him interviewed on an above average program,, one that deals with "the arts".. never a drinker, very insightful intellect he pulled from,, ethics from an exceptional mother, who raised him,, and a rural living family man. Nice try though

@b-bigb1426

2 жыл бұрын

Roids

@rlm9898

2 жыл бұрын

Because he was still alive. He had a soul. The new one just resembles him in the face, but talks, acts, thinks, moves, nothing like him. Wake up! Been cloning since the late 40's.

@jasminehouston-burns1691

2 жыл бұрын

@@rlm9898 wow that's dumb

9:29 “This is a rap lyric?” 😳😳

When Dave posed at the end of the jingle made me fall on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

He makes me laugh and sombre at the same time through this sketch. That is a testament of his gift in comedy.

Please bring this back!

@timmycrackz

2 жыл бұрын

Truth. Even more importantly...pay the man and give him his name back!

According to the DVDs the line is "hanging in a chow line", but the show's creators confirmed it's actually "Hanging in and jiving".

Glad to see Dave Chappelle!! Yes finally he's real again!;! I know his side kick is happy as well 😊

No. But we should start saying that. Lol.

@johnsmith1926

2 жыл бұрын

Descriptive as it is.

It's true one can of Murry's grease will last a lifetime. 🤣

The variety of contestants is amazing and hilarious!!

Is the painting pose for me😂😂😂😂

i like how shy the tv writer is :-D

"And one can IS A LIFETIME SUPPLY"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is the greatest of many great chapelle sketches

The last questions answer is gerrymandering. Thank you for the awesome clip! 👍

I love how the DJ tried to bait him into saying the line lol

how the barber didnt win is beyond me

@emmanuelo.1976

2 жыл бұрын

That's the point. He was meant to

@jasonmacomber4020

2 жыл бұрын

The barber needs his own show.

@osmanshah5046

2 жыл бұрын

Answer: Because he’s black. He can’t win. Dave Chappelle: that is correct

@abishaakmal7455

2 жыл бұрын

Hes the control group

This was such a great show!!!

Dave Chappelle is spontaneous a natural always cracked us up a great comedian he is true and funny he has it ...