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“I’m going to re-invest my money into the community... SIKE!!” 😂
@ernsttrekiew198
2 жыл бұрын
A sike is a very small stream of water which dries up during a mild drought.
@littlebrayutd
2 жыл бұрын
Blacks don't do that, They bail as far from black culture as quick as possible, Culture is Poisen
@glenn06
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ronaldmcdowells1107
2 жыл бұрын
That's the problem
@schabur365
2 жыл бұрын
syke
4:54 "Is that your son? " Nah nah, I just bought this baby cash" This is why I love this show 😂
@rd94610
2 жыл бұрын
How come we broadcast so hard when we pay CASH!!!??? LOL
@rohielshah1779
2 жыл бұрын
This is one of Chappelle's best lines ever.
@trusodapop
2 жыл бұрын
Same baby from the projects corner
@joejose8433
Жыл бұрын
@@trusodapop when I get my check that's what I'm going to do I'm going to buy me a baby LOL and the way things are going now with all these illegals coming in I don't think that's going to be a problem I need somebody to carry on my name
@SL-cl9gt
Жыл бұрын
@@rohielshah1779 I love that dude randomly putting bills in the crib 😂
"these people can't wait to give their money back to us" OMG....I cracked up on that one and it went past the audience!
@hexagonoctogon3140
2 жыл бұрын
No pple heard and was uncomfortable hence acting like they didnt hear it just like the surprisingly watermelon is down same joke hit a little too hard and was ignored
@megaoldskool76
2 жыл бұрын
@@hexagonoctogon3140 Exactly!
@tredinyamoore8640
Жыл бұрын
Daniel Ponder 🤜🏽🤛🏽 47💃🏾🌞 (585)
@tredinyamoore8640
Жыл бұрын
@@megaoldskool76 How? & I Can 🌞 Your Position But What does This Say About the# Masses ?
@brianc3761
Жыл бұрын
@@tredinyamoore8640 stop living.
Truck driver? I ain't a truck driver I'ma Janitor I bought this truck straight cash. 😂😂
@valentinomodise5628
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Did the Mexicans get money too 🤣😂😂😂 best line ever
@nitroburner1838
Жыл бұрын
A gachi gachi gachi
@byanymeansnecessary9329
Жыл бұрын
We'll be alright, Mexicans don't watch the news
@reesecup3ify
Жыл бұрын
Dave's comic delivery is friggin hilarious, but in all honesty I've never heard that Mexicans had a stereotype for criminal behavior.
@benevolence2926
Жыл бұрын
@@reesecup3ify Trump may disagree with you. But seriously me neither lol
@bobfucker3963
Жыл бұрын
@@reesecup3ify brunt of crime is committed by black and brown people. Every time you see tagging, who is doing it? Hector is
RIP, Paul Mooney, Charlie Murphy, Rick James, Prince, and Patrice Oneal.
@holdthetruthhostage
3 жыл бұрын
Pitbull
@ThePriceisRightB
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie Murphy died?
@togpooka
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePriceisRightB yessir
@yungdreamer100
2 жыл бұрын
Wild how many people were on this show who passed
@haroldburrows4770
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePriceisRightB , i heard he died of leukemia in 2017. Maybe the funniest story teller of all
"You look like you just walked up from Ground Zero" 😂😂
@miguelcabral1836
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how they got away with that one. 9/11, was like 18 months earlier 😅
@erikgonzales3178
2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelcabral1836 lol Chappelle pulled off a lot of sketchy jokes and got away with them. He was so huge back then Comedy Central wasn't going to stop him in my opinion
@deadarmd
2 жыл бұрын
@@erikgonzales3178 by the middle of season one Chapelle show was unstoppable and could do no wrong
@ELJEFE-xo7cm
Жыл бұрын
Lol smh 🤦🏽♂️ 😂 😆 and I just got done watching Vice last night smh 😂
“Naw I just brought this baby cash 💰 “😂😂🤣🤣
@ItsRoronoaZoro
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best Dave Chappelle sentences ever 😂
@menzimabuza1746
2 жыл бұрын
😁😁Never laughed this hard
@PhilthCollinz
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@byanymeansnecessary9329
Жыл бұрын
Clickity clackity clack
“Aren’t they any banks in the ghetto..?” Most underrated line
@savannahdiamond8317
2 жыл бұрын
and if it there is it's a wells fargo or bank of america zero credit unions or local owned banks
“ yoda that was not “ ☠️🤣😂
@michaelgallien4477
2 жыл бұрын
Mickey Rooney maybe?
@tariqjohnson9833
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@Pat4ever.
2 жыл бұрын
Over, this interview is!
@Master_Yoda1990
2 жыл бұрын
Framed I was.
@kidchillout
Жыл бұрын
The way Yoda is looking round during this question 🤣🤣😅. Superb from Chapelle
Dave Chapelle reminds us all how harmless it can be to laugh at traumatising, recently-occoured tragedies. We need this kind of comedy to come back more than ever.
@dawidgruchala
Жыл бұрын
I emphasize this. Things are getting unruly as well.
@youwebz
11 ай бұрын
Recently occurred?
@st.ricardomilos5117
11 ай бұрын
@@youwebz yes, like 9/11
@youwebz
11 ай бұрын
@@st.ricardomilos5117 22 years ago champ - okay……
@st.ricardomilos5117
11 ай бұрын
@@youwebz not all of us are too young to remember it. 22 years isn't as long as you think it is
Fun fact: The original opening theme of this show was supposed to have lyrics, but the band couldn't sync the lyrics to the music. Dave told them to just keep saying "Chappelle's Show" over and over.
@linkslayer15
3 жыл бұрын
hows that fun
@aleksiesko885
3 жыл бұрын
@@linkslayer15 boring fact
@jmsmith1767
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a great anecdote
@DemomanX614
2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a citation for this?
@SkateSmokeAndDrum
2 жыл бұрын
@@DemomanX614 -_________-
Who ever wrote the Jedi scandal is a Genius beyond her/his time!!!!!!!!!!
@TasteLykeKevinBacon
2 жыл бұрын
Am I tripping or is Obi wan FDR?
@zimking2
2 жыл бұрын
Ooh about it tell me
@siresire9778
2 жыл бұрын
Get down do you?
@dudeistpreist5721
2 жыл бұрын
Adam and sitch ep 161
@Stanlayy-em4fk
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious it is. Rewatch old Chappelle show episodes I will.
it’s skits like these that prove dave is a genius “hold up chuck i got ya girl” 😂
@brendancarey-tb8eb
Жыл бұрын
She was quick to say back to you chuck when he said lap dance for the world's richest man
Dave Chappelle is a legend. We need this kind of comedy back 😭
@jackivury6662
Жыл бұрын
No we don't
@nitroburner1838
Жыл бұрын
@@jackivury6662 yes we do
@lizervations
Жыл бұрын
These generation can't handle the rawness of this show, they'd try to cancel every single episode lol.
@jackslepowron5905
7 ай бұрын
@@jackivury6662yes we do crybaby 😭😢😊
"looks like you just woke up on Ground Zero". That line was so foul it made me scream of laughter at work 😂😂😭💀
And he made me wear a blindfold, and reached into his pants, to look for the force. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@16jreal
2 жыл бұрын
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heliosgnosis2744
Жыл бұрын
You were there yes ?? mmmhmmmm yep there so you were, Yoda will pay you 10 bitcoins to not tell anyone about the ranch, Yoda serious so
"about it tell me".. 😂 😂 😂 😂
7:58 people forget Dave Chappelle did this yoda character timelessly hilarious... living legend
@onerandombruh
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed it was a great moment in these series...
@djkim91
2 жыл бұрын
About it tell me 🤣🤣
@ThinkerHaistTV
2 жыл бұрын
He looked so high behind the costume too... 😂😂😂
@deadarmd
2 жыл бұрын
Y...you... You...yes
@jimoffutt9156
Жыл бұрын
Get down, do you?
Dave Chappelle predicted s stimulus checks 😂😂
@michiganmiitch9623
2 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@imthiazmuhassin3267
2 жыл бұрын
Also the Juneteenth holiday as well LOL
@negativeindustrial
2 жыл бұрын
@@imthiazmuhassin3267 The Juneteenth holiday is like 150yo
@KasanovaKee325
2 жыл бұрын
@@imthiazmuhassin3267 Juneteenth has been a holiday. Mainly in Texas.
@jairtzinio
2 жыл бұрын
@@michiganmiitch9623 big fail you guys clearly don't pay attention to history
That Yoda skittt💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽💀👽😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm paid, I'm paid, I'm paid in the shade" 😂😂
Dave actually has an amazing delivery and sounds better than half the news anchors on TV.
"Did mexicans get money today too?" 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@joneschilufya867
Жыл бұрын
I shudnt have said that 😂😂
@nick3777
Жыл бұрын
I think we will be aite lol
@blushingfrieza
Жыл бұрын
Agachigachigachi 😂
So glad Chappelle got paid the show was ahead of it’s time
@RickJames1983
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was able to watch this and South Park on Wednesdays in high school
@cdurci45
3 жыл бұрын
@@RickJames1983 same here
@josephmcfarland8442
2 жыл бұрын
Not by Comedy Central
@yogijaya2897
Жыл бұрын
It was *right on time* Sometimes people take this as entertainment after watching fake news.
@blandinelove708
Жыл бұрын
Not by Comedy Central though he wasn’t paid for this show
This was ahead of its time!..still watching I'm 2021
It's the beatboxing that gets me every time 🤣😂
*This show is TWENTY YEARS OLD and was WAY ahead of it's time*
3:10 "I shouldnt have said that .." hahahah that realisation though !
He new about the stimulus checks before we did🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ThinkerHaistTV
2 жыл бұрын
Reparations are not stimulus...
@theruddyone6443
Жыл бұрын
@@ThinkerHaistTV EXACTLY. Thanks for thst correction
"Mickey Rooney maybe" it kills me every time XD
@jeffrejr1
2 жыл бұрын
Touch boys Yoda did not.
@cutyourthroat6668
2 жыл бұрын
Tired yoda is.. xD
“This is not my real speaking voice!” *Actually Chuck, this my real speaking voice* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mandreadfg
Жыл бұрын
Is that....beatboxing?? 🤣
@joneschilufya867
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AnAdorableWombat1
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
MIGUEL You heard the man cut the tape….keep rolling 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 never gets old... Dave is a genius
I love Chappelle's Show! Funniest show ever.
@swisscheese9997
3 жыл бұрын
Its unfortunate Chappelle retired from comedy
@tylerbruno07
2 жыл бұрын
@@swisscheese9997 he didn’t…
@realskybluepink9124
2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle - still the best. No rival.
“Chicken shot to $600 a bucket” 😂😂
I love how one of the guys hands Tron's baby a stack
@finchborat
Жыл бұрын
And that baby is now a college student.
@nigeldean3726
Жыл бұрын
That's wasn't his baby, he bought it, straight cash
@comrade3813
Жыл бұрын
@@nigeldean3726 his baby now fool whats the point of buying it if he doesn't own it
This has to be the funniest Yoda sketch 🤣. OVER THIS INTERVIEW IS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Chuck Taylor" all by itself is a laugh!
Takes me back to my high school days. Best show ever.
@nitroburner1838
Жыл бұрын
Yep.Junior year of high school ...2003 was a great year
Back when comedians were still allowed to be funny. Chappelle is one of the best.
@xaviersaavedra7442
Жыл бұрын
And back when you had a sense of humor.
@rehanmirzaa
Жыл бұрын
No they weren't allowed. Dave did it anyway thats why he is the legend. And them pushing back on him was the reason he left 50Mil and went to Africa.
@xINSAN1TYx
11 ай бұрын
@@rehanmirzaa he also said he heard a white dude laughing and to him it was a little too hard and long. That was another reason
@panicnow14
9 ай бұрын
Dude, raunchy comedy is thriving. Maybe not as mainstream or en vogue as ever but the guys from cumtown having successful stand up careers is proof alone that there's always gonna be a place for edgier material
@rodneykelley4515
7 ай бұрын
@@xINSAN1TYxOne white guy makes a black genius give up? Who does Dave think he is... Kunta Kentay?
This is still so funny and creative. Dave Chappelle is the GOAT
Haha , Yoda: "About it, tell me"
I love how Dave acts. He's very intelligent and crazy. Amazing creativity
Chapelle was way ahead of his time, absolute genius!
@coldhardtruth333
Жыл бұрын
Or predictive programming
@syngen462
Жыл бұрын
@@coldhardtruth333 Agree, it could be.
I’ve been waiting for KZread to show the Yoda incident. I’ve been watching this from Netflix to Dailymotion
@matthewennen9311
3 жыл бұрын
That yoda bit is one of the funnest things ive ever seen in my life
@bingram2011
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewennen9311 "can you show me on the doll where he touched you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yuliako2132
2 жыл бұрын
Weirdos
@isaacstevens473
2 жыл бұрын
The part that made me laugh the most, when Darth Vader wanted to cut the tape, chappelle said keep rolling in sign language
@byanymeansnecessary9329
Жыл бұрын
@@yuliako2132
🤣😂🤣😂 im Mexican that joke funny asfuck!!! DAVE CHAPELLE👑
@jamesanderson6373
2 жыл бұрын
*Chappelle
@joneschilufya867
Жыл бұрын
I shoudnt have said that 😂😂
7:10 as a star wars fan, i've never been both offended and entertained at the same time
It's quite ironic that Chapelle's deep chuck taylor voice is closer to his actual voice today than the high pitched voice he used throughout the show
@jamesanderson6373
2 жыл бұрын
*Chappelle's
@Pencheff87
8 ай бұрын
Given Chappelle has been a heavy cigarette smoker for quite some time, it's not ironic but expected. He also doubled in weight.
@Magido89
8 ай бұрын
@@Pencheff87still ironic
“Is that your son”? Na nahh I just bought this baby cash 🤣😂
@caveman3592
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
“ These Checks Aren’t Just Affecting Things On Beat Street …” 🤣😂🤣😂
Reach into my pants and feel the force! Haha 😂Chappelle is the best ever!
@onerandombruh
3 ай бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing, man...
In today's world, it's life imitating art. One of the greatest shows period. Back in the days when jokes were actually allowed. This is how I view all the news channels.
Big Al is funny asf 🤣
@henrlima87
Ай бұрын
It aint big al, its alton simms 😂
Jedi had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@205impala
Жыл бұрын
Man what
Dave in the yoda outfit😂😂😂😂
Can't believe that watermelon joke fell so flat. It's so solid. It's saying "black people don't actually like watermelon like you think they do" wrapped up in a seemingly lazy stereotype joke.
these skits aged perfectly
Dave saying “Cut the tape!” than having the camera man keep rolling😂😂😂😂
Now if this was Telemundo!🤣🤣
The makeup for Yoda SENT me ☠
I miss this show. Gotta find my DVDs with Chappelle
@laid187law9
3 жыл бұрын
It’s on Netflix
@teetanner4112
3 жыл бұрын
@@laid187law9 thanks
@UrbanLegend2k11
3 жыл бұрын
It's on HBO Max too I think 🤔
@teetanner4112
3 жыл бұрын
@@UrbanLegend2k11 great, I will check it out, thanks
@LaserDiscWarrior3043
2 жыл бұрын
I found season one at a flea market I'm so happy
The chicken line followed by the watermelon! My stomach is aching!!!!! And then KFC/FUBU!!! I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
I'm glad I can watch this show again 😌
Truck driver ain no truck driver 🤣🤣😂😂
@hoodjay804
3 жыл бұрын
I gotta enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives 😂
Everything about this was on point
0.34 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"hide the money y'all ,there's poor people around..."
A beautiful Era in comedy 😮
This episode was hilarious
I miss this show so much! Laugh it makes me.
The Undisputed Champion of Comedy.
@malcolmchesney7526
2 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor
When Chuck Taylor goes back and forth between the cameras!! So subtle! For some reason it’s my favorite part!
@leeannasloan2292
Жыл бұрын
Mine too..not even sure why I find it so funny
Chappelle was in his prime when he had his show
The Jarth Vader scene is hurting me
@michaelgallien4477
2 жыл бұрын
That's because the force is strong in you.
@onerandombruh
2 жыл бұрын
It is my guilty pleasure.
Dave if-it-aint-funny-it-aint-healed Chappelle ✊🤣😂👏
8k record labels have been started in the last hour 😆😆😆
Dave predicted the cancel culture
I’m very spontaneous and I’m Latino and the best line was “the crime rate is zero percent how can that be did the Mexicans get money too”😂😂😂😂😂
The Al Roker skit always gets me
Absolutely hilarious when he did all his chappelle show characters on snl, especially this guy in the walking dead skit "bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you WISH!!"
This is truly flabbergasting!!!!
Lol! Dave is hilarious 😂 😃 😄
$600 bucket of chicken 🤣
5:50 ... I lost it 😂😂😂
Still holds up today... timeless
Yoda doing blow is funny asf
Is that your son? NO NO I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY CASH😂😂😂
I remember as a high schooler hearing him mentioning Juneteenth and then researching what it was.
“These people just seem to be breaking their necks to give this money right back to us” 😭
Me and my Pooney lol to this fool all the time!! I will laugh with him forever 🙏🙏🙏⭐️⭐️
Certified Classic, this came out when I was in high school.
This episode is insanely funny !!
Dave is the goat! No debate!
" About it tell me" 🤣
He can’t be cancelled! 🙌❤️
LOOOOOL Dave you’re the best
*Y O U C A N ‘ T P R O V E T H A T !*
I'm dead laughing at 11:29. lol 😂
With Cadillac he is on point🤣🤣🤣
Classic af