“It’s Earl I need your stapler” 😂😂😂

@lex_C_88

3 жыл бұрын

"Whoa"

@markfabros2146

2 жыл бұрын

He actually says "It's Earl, n***a, I need your stapler", haha but it's censored

@MattyGeneric

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@samantha9232

10 ай бұрын

​@@markfabros2146😂🎉😂

That guys Keanu impression was spot on

@poolq422

4 жыл бұрын

2:57 😆

@eMeM_KE

2 жыл бұрын

4:30

@KimFert

2 жыл бұрын

Most definitely!!!

@WisamSafi1978

11 ай бұрын

He was overacting 😂😅

@user-vz6fg5go1w

4 ай бұрын

the movement

The Matrix one was done so well lol, they got ALL of the choreography down to the smallest details! Phenomenal lmao

@yengsabio5315

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@captainpotato6856

3 жыл бұрын

We needed the glitch!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@expansioniskeyrn

10 ай бұрын

Umm no not all.

@jackstecker5796

10 ай бұрын

Can you imagine how hilarious it would be to mail a burner phone to a guy you work with, just to prank call him?

@TheCanineGuy

8 ай бұрын

His screaming laugh got me!! 😂

Comedy Central, pay Dave Chappelle his money for the work he did.

@chrispersad8388

3 жыл бұрын

Top comment

@emh1612

3 жыл бұрын

They didnt pay him??

@treytonedwards9582

3 жыл бұрын

@@emh1612 They did, and all they said they would, he just thinks he deserves more money for something that was made/aired 10+ years ago and is being pissy about it.

@Thegbear

3 жыл бұрын

@@treytonedwards9582 he’s ‘pissy’ about it, because he quit a job he didn’t enjoy, walking away from what he felt was a disgusting, corrupt industry, while the network he made such tremendous money for fed information to the media that he was crazy and a crack addict. The fact they paid him pennies on the dollar was just that extra salt in the wound, and he feels if they pay him, it might ease the tensions they wrought for so fucking long.

@darkethan34

3 жыл бұрын

@Dude Sweet The whole point is that these contracts in the show indistry are fucking exploitative and insiduous and there should be regulation on manipulating young, struggling artists into signing away their "image and likeness throughout the universe in perpetuity"

That Keanu impression was on the money.

@poolq422

4 жыл бұрын

2:57 😆😆

@dalecumberbatch6601

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@pablorages1241

4 жыл бұрын

I think Trump copied it

@dominikprado6645

4 жыл бұрын

Deadass thought it was him every time I see this 😂😂

@adammcvie8174

4 жыл бұрын

Weirdly even the leg placement seemed on point for a Keanu impression!!

"He can't see you but my black ass got 20/20 vision, GOD DAMN Shiela!" 😂🤣💀

@someone2746

2 жыл бұрын

“Mozel Tav!”

@someone2746

2 жыл бұрын

The Christmas bells are great.

@migiplayz91

Жыл бұрын

Had me dying

“I need your stapler. I cant find mine.” So plain, yet so funny!

Priest : "Sweet Jesus! Did you see the jugs on that brunnette!?!" haha i lost my sht there! oh man... Dave rocks!

Bibble is back at it with the PS5

@easynsafespoof6132

3 жыл бұрын

Bibble is getting stingy, he didn't bring enough PS5s or RTX 3080s!

@joekerr4273

3 жыл бұрын

@@easynsafespoof6132 damn right I had to beat everyone in micro center up with an asteroid black president fault newspaper.

@paltrax

3 жыл бұрын

That would explain some shit it's pretty whack lol

@computerbiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

I actually think Bibble is for real 😳😂

@onerandombruh

3 жыл бұрын

Bibble is the gift that never stops delivering...

The president skit was amazing.

@TzNara

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost too amazing bro...🤔

@MotoMoto136

4 жыл бұрын

That Matrix one too tho bruh

@daddklelfj4203

4 жыл бұрын

Hands. Down.

@EerieV23

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing. It predicts exactly how the right dealt with Obama

@Kannot2023

4 жыл бұрын

Pentagon shows some UFO, it is time for that aids cure

That maniacal laugh dave does is just contagious. 😆

Dave's laugh at the end of the Matrix skit always makes me bust out laughing.

“Girl I am high on PCP” 😂😂

@BuddhaTuMMeH

4 жыл бұрын

His delivery on that line is so perfect

@TheBazerckerz

4 жыл бұрын

“You smoke sherm? A lil sherm?” 🤣🤣

The matrix one has got to be the most on point parody ever

@matthillegas3099

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely. The guy playing Keanu does a great impression.

@s.s5933

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Hillegas yeah he does

@mellow8594

4 жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂😂

@MotoMoto136

4 жыл бұрын

So damn good ha

@CBLeague1

4 жыл бұрын

His laugh at the end had me in tears

"Tell that titless freak, she's fired." Thats how I always get rid of ppl at my HR job.

@battleborn8658

2 жыл бұрын

Wow.

@yOGlo

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@deneyacarter6779

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love how Dave couldn’t even keep it together to finish the joke and just busted out laughing. I love seeing people genuinely laugh

@akshaygosai5331

Жыл бұрын

The matrix one has got to be the most on point parody ever - kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6ukxNBxlrLTlKw.html

"Because your friends are bitches" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard 😂

@someone2746

2 жыл бұрын

More women talk like that than probably admit to. I know this because I don’t have a problem with being in the “friend zone”. It gets like “Player Haters” sometimes.

@Schrodinger_

Жыл бұрын

And then he robs the dress store

@LaidefaceArts

8 ай бұрын

😂🔥🔥🔥

Let us once again reinforce that Dave practically made Comedy Central

@twoguysandavan84

4 жыл бұрын

That and Jon Stewart

@jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012

4 жыл бұрын

and South Park, but yeah, it was like 3/4 shows

@shmavster4209

4 жыл бұрын

Him, Jon Stewart, and Key and Peele

@moballardful

4 жыл бұрын

@@shmavster4209 fuck no not Key and Peele. That only kept them afloat but the Chapelle after effect had already started declining.

@richwaynilaj4216

4 жыл бұрын

💯😂😂

I swear Dave Chappelle is a comedic legend, my goodness it’s hard not to laugh when he starts talking.

7:48 It was Bibble, Fo Sizzle, and all about Bibble. Because only Bibble can keep is so real.

That elevator scene gets me everytime when the kid gets on.

@LongBoi33

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt it also the same kid from the interracial marriage swap episode?

@WilliFlow117

4 жыл бұрын

@@LongBoi33 i don't think so!

@fredrickmercury6463

3 жыл бұрын

What does he say

@nmarbletoe8210

3 жыл бұрын

@@LongBoi33 Little T-Mart? idk

@THAGAMBIT2424

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know what he said when he first walked in??

“I am high on PCP” possibly the best quote from a skit ever

12:22 Dave subtly stealing cash was priceless

4:48 That laugh deserve its own Hall of Fame bro. Gets me everytime XD!!!

Chappelle was and still is mirror that reflects the world.

@zbridgjpxupzm

4 жыл бұрын

remember when Chappelle was actually funny. not so much these days...

@AirCanada1J5

4 жыл бұрын

@@zbridgjpxupzm that's because that's not him

@Pvided

4 жыл бұрын

What does this even mean

@DaiMie

4 жыл бұрын

@@zbridgjpxupzm How so? I still like him.

@Cagon415

4 жыл бұрын

@@zbridgjpxupzm nope. He's still funny. You just realized you're part of the joke. And you don't like it.

"The cure for AIDS. Sorry about last night." 🤣🤣🤣

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@leoking7417

4 жыл бұрын

Properly😂😂😂😂

@MysteryMouseketool

3 жыл бұрын

But the question is, why don't he use it on himself

@CountryMetal01

3 жыл бұрын

@@MysteryMouseketool because he can give them the cure

@phil_matic

3 жыл бұрын

Any chance any of y'all know what song the girls were singing?

@7:30 🗣🗣🤣 "PlayStation 1 & 2"

Dave Chappelle is an absolute genius. That Ghost skit makes me laugh every single time. Dave is one of the greatest comics of his generation.

Magic is real, we've known for 2000 years 😂😂😂

@omegapointsingularity6504

4 жыл бұрын

its so true

@hasarutoetensakey7091

4 жыл бұрын

He aint lying hiding facts in comedy

@jonathanalvarez7793

4 жыл бұрын

271th person.

@leoking7417

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it is😂😂😂

@DukeNukenum

3 жыл бұрын

It is real though...

Ya'll gotta start paying Chappelle again for these gems.

@jackcassidy9963

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't want to continue the show the studio offered him more seasons

@Dee-jd6ym

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackcassidy9963 They tried to take over his show, don't gloss over why he left.

@Dee-jd6ym

4 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical The stress of the media attacking you for being offensive, and your TV producers trying to insert in welcomed pieces into your show will do that. You're a typical fool who laughs n points when someone is having a mental breakdown instead of trying to understand how mental health work. You talk about him going "semi-crazy" but don't tell us why he lost it in the first place. Trying to make him look like a psychopath, like he just went berserk for no reason.

@Dee-jd6ym

4 жыл бұрын

@Cat Egorical What is it with you people. You're so good a being so vague when explaining a situation. Not ever giving full details but instead leaving out bits, and pieces to try and cover your ass, while demonizing others. You n your employer CC are disgusting.

@coreyreeves3841

4 жыл бұрын

What you mean again lmao they was never giving him a fair percentage yeah 50 million is alot but not when your show actually earned 500 million

5:37 When chapelle starts exposing secrets of the secret societys of America.

9:25 Dave was hotboxing PCP in the Locker room she got that CONTACT HIGH 😂😂

Lmao Chappelle's laughing at the end of the Matrix parody was comedy at its finest... *"Ahahahaha, WHOA!.. AHAHAHAHA!!!"*

The Deep Impact one was not a skit, it was a documentary.

@dropdarealest

3 жыл бұрын

💯💯💯✅

@CountryMetal01

3 жыл бұрын

@D'Mario Landrum Hmmmm, maybe Bibble influenced the Bible?

@shaheena.3803

3 жыл бұрын

D'Mario Landrum bibble fo shizzle

@brandonjones8223

3 жыл бұрын

Damn he was speaking on clones now he is cloned..

@MrTrueCaller619

2 жыл бұрын

My @$$

I loved this TV show. The humor was fantastic. How the writers brought in political and social satire to the show made everyone think. The Chappelle show was one of the best programs on TV. I, like many others was sorry when he left the show and all of us wish he would come back. COME BACK DAVE, AMERICA NEEDS YOU MORE THAN EVER. From a huge fan

The guy doing neo does a decent Keanu Reeves impression

“Everybody in the know how, Knows that it’s Bibble For shizzle and All by Bibble Cause only Bibble can keep it For real” Bars lol

Chapelle's Laurence Fishbourne accent is on point

we wouldn't be surprised if this happen at this point..4:57😅 after hearing the recent news about UFO and Aliens.

10:03 "Them puppies is gone girl. Just like you wished for."

Asteroid coming..... BLACK PRESIDENTS FAULT

@randalltrantham5082

4 жыл бұрын

2020, Trump's fault

@thelordofsalem3044

4 жыл бұрын

Obama in a nutshell 🤣

@JL050

4 жыл бұрын

Trump's favorite go to

@AJ___USA

4 жыл бұрын

Fox headlines

@toddsimonson799

4 жыл бұрын

S E A Ke Lp

Looks like CC could never recover from losing Dave... they're still milking off his skits and jokes 😂😅

@MWG__Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 yep

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

@nopenope6750

4 жыл бұрын

only funny thing they have still is key and peele

@Giggidygiggidy12

4 жыл бұрын

They're doing alright. Plus Key and Peele is hilarious even though that's over now to

@AlchemySurfboards

4 жыл бұрын

key and peele season one was mostly chappelle works. he talks about it in his newer stand ups. Makes sense about season 1 K&P then after that they clearly tried to hard to match that formula and it fell short. Dave hit home runs on every single skit and sometimes the bases were loaded.

4:49-I used to love when Dave did these extended laughs!

"Tell that title's freak she's fired!" Im dying🤣😂🤣

dave Chapelle is a comedic genius

@rbfortheloveoftennisandlif144

4 жыл бұрын

True.>>>

@nasfrom-da-ldn7362

4 жыл бұрын

Understatement

@ze_abracadabra623

3 жыл бұрын

Who is he

@kimone5321

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

"You all thought the Japanese made this possible but everyone in the know knows that it was Bibble fo Shizzle and all by Bibble. Cause only Bibble could keep it so real."

When she leaves the elavator and they all start laughing 😂 🤣 😆

Isn't it amazing that the same dude who looks so much like Patrick Swayze looks a lot like Keanu Reeves as well, yet none of these guys look anything like each other?

@uncharted7againblackking256

4 жыл бұрын

facts

@ProfDrPatrick1

4 жыл бұрын

Its all about the Hair

@digtoodeepgetstuckindahole6992

4 жыл бұрын

Yea its the hair and makeup.

@ericm4046

4 жыл бұрын

all whites look the same

@imrankh68

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I never noticed that before

I remember back in the day staying up late and watching Chappelle on CC. Killing Em Softly was also my go to stand up special. Good times.

@its_the_kid3128

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Elephant in The Room by Patrice O Neil. So damn good.

@jayjayblack6346

4 жыл бұрын

True that 😁😁😁😁

@guyanello7201

3 жыл бұрын

@@its_the_kid3128 amen

Watching this show was one of the highlights of college.

This was and still is a very intellectual and well made show... thank u Dave

Most of his skits said what Most people were thinking. Need more of this again!

@loso9043

4 жыл бұрын

RayfieldA for real. but people can’t handle this nowadays. political correctness is at an all time high. people w/o a sense of humor & an agenda would protest if this came back

@digtoodeepgetstuckindahole6992

4 жыл бұрын

Being a comedian is about taking touchy topics that people are sensitive to talk about and making jokes out of them.

@lassenielsen7319

4 жыл бұрын

@@loso9043 Let them protest. You are giving these weaklings too much attention.

@littlegothgirl8869

3 жыл бұрын

@@loso9043 it would still be just as funny today. Who gives a shit. I'm so sick of overly sensitive people AND the people that complain about them. I just wanna enjoy the damn joke.

@kamariz3153

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

His evil laugh gets me Everytime 😂😂😂😂😂

It's Earl I need to use your stapler 🤣

The writers of this show are too funny along with Dave was the perfect combo

I miss what comedy used to be, just a short decade ago

@fenecofeneco19

4 жыл бұрын

a man's worry..

@davidryan7294

3 жыл бұрын

you mean 2 decades ago..

@assmane999

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Prysny The show ended around 14 years ago, so not 2 decades

@marshallbeck9101

3 жыл бұрын

Semantics

@kevinfilbin7688

Жыл бұрын

he sold out years ago and stopped being funny, he steals jokes from Owen Benjamin

Comedy Central still tryna capitalize of Dave's creative genius is truly disgusting and sad considering their dispute led this man to even more success and being THE Comedy GOAT of this generation

@Jebu911

4 жыл бұрын

I couldnt care less. It was nice to see a good chapel compilation.

@mexitalican99

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Dave and most of us don't give a single shit. He's been chillin and living good👍🏽 Just enjoy the throw backs man, who cares where it came from.

@WorldCupWillie

4 жыл бұрын

Being the "GOAT of a generation" makes no sense. You're either the greatest of all time or the greatest of a generation.

@ironbloodedalchemist

4 жыл бұрын

@@WorldCupWillie My thoughts exactly. 🤣

@johnzimmerman1159

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jebu911 The corporate clown speaks.

Dave’s laugh is pure gold when he really lets it loose 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

The Matrix - 00:00 Pretty Woman - 00:17 Ghost - 00:48 What Men Want - 01:49 The Matrix again - 02:37 Deep Impact - 05:00 It’s A Wonderful Life - 08:32

SO THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE WORD “Chesticals” FROM.

@jackdoyle7453

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that's right, its a Christmas Miracle!!!

@sergiokaminotanjo

4 жыл бұрын

lve thought it was "chesticles"

@jamesfair9751

4 жыл бұрын

hard mode I’ve heard it both ways but more commonly you hear chesticles

@Andrew-jh6nm

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesfair9751 ok shawn spencer

@kevshreds7227

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Powers said it first pretty sure

You might think it was the Japanese but anyone in the know, knows it was by Bibble Foshizzle coz only Bibble can keep it so real...

@kevinw712

3 жыл бұрын

Dave mixing in the real plot of Independence Day with his augmented one for Deep Impact lol

@josuemagana7242

3 жыл бұрын

YAH YAH

Sheila slapping her friend cracks me up everytime

This is guy is the GOAT! He created his own lane and always stayed true to his beliefs.

The Roots outtakes were pure genius.

"I'm looking right atcha...you...the ghost" 😂

To all those who are new to Dave Chappelle... Yes these are super funny... But you had to be there during those times where nobody was putting anything out like this.... Pure genius comedy

That alien part goes deeper than you think

02:57 Identical impression of Keanu 😂

6:20 if they made this skit today, those girls would be twerking instead of singing.

@Pianokeys-ee5of

4 жыл бұрын

I actually thought they were gonna start dancing lol

@Locopueblo

3 жыл бұрын

Twerking was still a thing when this was filmed. Twerking is mad old.

@TheReaverOfDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah most animals twerk, even insects and stuff.

@littlegothgirl8869

3 жыл бұрын

@@Locopueblo Yeah but most white girls didn't start doing it until they saw Miley Cyrus.

@curly23

3 жыл бұрын

LittleGothGirl big facts

The magic bullet part was fantastic 😂

...with a magic bullet. That's right, we've known about magic for some 2000 years. hahahaha

I bet you Bibble was Charlie Murphy

@LahTahShuh

4 жыл бұрын

Looking at those pecs, you might be right!

@hm09235nd

4 жыл бұрын

lol i immediately thought the same thing but thought nah, im not gonna comment it

@georgedennis9319

4 жыл бұрын

And I rockswith Bibbles 🤣😂😂

@DechenVlogs101

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

Chappelle's Show...the Cow that keeps on giving. 💰🐄

@evan8654

4 жыл бұрын

True! I hope Chapelle gets at least some residuals.

@Elliott_R

3 жыл бұрын

Their messing with the view count key & Peele get 38+mln views

The kid on the elevator had me in tears 😭

8:42 love those knockers Sheila!

That deep impact parody is not just hilarious but also prophetic. Wow

@andrewcook1246

3 жыл бұрын

Trump watched that skit, used it and then Dave made fun of it in his stand-up. Full circle.

@prateekverma5393

2 жыл бұрын

Thrump said it…”u don’t know , what I read in those briefings “

Dave is a damn living legend .

Dave puts the truth in our faces and jokes about it.

Absolutely timeless legendary comedy. Dave Chappelle has created generations of comedy lovers, literally everybody was and still is quoting this show constantly. I’m so grateful to have been able to grow up on this.

Best show ever on television

@digtoodeepgetstuckindahole6992

4 жыл бұрын

Chappelle Or the Ali G show

Dave has evolved into his Carlin years. I love this old school Dave still though too

@sandrasmith5411

3 жыл бұрын

I like the old school Dave too, but glad he's come back they said in Texas he did a stand-up , his tickets sold at 60$

Dave Chappelle is the goat this is f****** epic

“I need your stapler, I can’t find mine” the stapler is right next to him lol

@Mr_Gemini61

Ай бұрын

It was empty 😂😂😂😂

Thank you for making this a global video. Since moving overseas I haven't been able to see a lot of Comedy Central YT vids bc they are blocked from viewing outside of the US.

Girl, I am high on PCP. I just don't see how you was following me. HAHA

Every time I see "What men want", I cannot keep from laughing. So true!

Dave is one of the last few great comedians still standing.

ALL JOKES ASIDE DAVE CHAPPELLE GIVING US A MESSAGE ABOUT THE GOVERMENT IN DA SKIT

@dula480

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!!! If anything comedy is always revealing the 'secrets' of what the government do and hide

@jonescrusher1

3 жыл бұрын

No he's not.

@blackkat2018

3 жыл бұрын

Truth brother

@curtisstephens4482

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonescrusher1 if you know you know

@jonescrusher1

3 жыл бұрын

Curtis Stephens you know nothing

That Keanu impression in the Matrix, holy shit

@misterpantherman7678

3 жыл бұрын

Then went Bill n Ted when he found out it was earl lol

Are guys really like that? “...naw” 😂😂😂

I really just wanted to say thankyou for uploading all this Dave for us!! You have no idea what it's done for my psyche through these difficult times God bless

The matrix parody tho!!!!🤣 Can one ever get enough Chappelle

@pandapumper

2 жыл бұрын

Never mate. He’s my pick if I could ever meet a celebrity.

@lydialillico7596

2 жыл бұрын

No because he's to funny

Finding this gem is a gift from God. Lol

“Cure for aids, sorry about last night” 🤣

"I need your stapler, I can't find mine." 🤣🤣🤣

as a matrix fan, that was great and funny AF! The entire clip as amazing

Budget Neo with the Budget Matrix phone 🤣🤣🤣

4:35 lol I just saw that the stapler is next to him

Dave made Comedy Central ! Give that man his royalties !

When you realize that the same guy that impersonated Patrick Swayze also impersonated Keanu Reeves!

@adamantbelief77

2 жыл бұрын

As well as Richard Gere