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@TroyTheCatFish

Жыл бұрын

Boss fight memes

@M_and_Col

Жыл бұрын

Murder drones memes

@TroyTheCatFish

Жыл бұрын

Frog memes 🐸

@steveeemanny

Жыл бұрын

Bro you are working so hard, please stop for a while and go on vacation, you deserve a rest

@TroyTheCatFish

Жыл бұрын

Capybara memes

im a simple man, i see the word *memes* , i click.

@I-got-lost-Zoro

Жыл бұрын

I saw the words Women will blame everything on zodiac signs

@wiktorrzepa5950

Жыл бұрын

​@@I-got-lost-Zoroeven their death

@emmaforsure4884

Жыл бұрын

felt that

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

Imagine having any *bi**es*

@BoscoBenson

Жыл бұрын

Yes

These memes motivated me to call Porsche customer support and ask if they still make the Ferdinand tank destroyer

@arthursparks-topic860

Жыл бұрын

@@AndyDevious ☝️🤓

@EpicGamer-dr4sl

Жыл бұрын

@@AndyDevious what?

@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

11 ай бұрын

Get ready for the whole thing to sink into the ground and struggle at slight hills

@suopwith

11 ай бұрын

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 real

@narrowgauge0727

11 ай бұрын

Have fun with that, im thinking of calling GM, Chrysler, or Ford, and asking if they got any M4 Shermans in stock.

bro i swear this guy could make a 28th president of bulgaria memes and they would somehow be funny

@SeverelyUndercaffeinated

Жыл бұрын

Facts.

@turtlesrprettycool3379

Жыл бұрын

weirdly specific but aight

@DarkLeaaf

Жыл бұрын

Love at first crash

@crktritual

2 ай бұрын

We know

The pure calmness in your voice makes these memes 10x funnier.

As a car guy, I approve of these memes.

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

As an anime guy, i do not give a fuck

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

As a car guy, I can also approve

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

​@@kajastopka-wojtal58Initial D fans: 😔

@turbo_marc

Жыл бұрын

@@kajastopka-wojtal58 :(

@zombietastic-shorts

Жыл бұрын

@@turbo_marc alright horse girl

9:34 the 2 goes first, then 3, and then 1. Note: a similar setup exists down the road from where I live, but with stop sign. 1 will always stop before the the rest, and be the last to turn.

@honkymcwhiteboy4084

Жыл бұрын

On account of that yield sign? Or regardless?

@Buzzumbud

Жыл бұрын

As a 12 year old individual, I was very excited when I went through this picture, scrolled down to the comments, and saw that I was right. I am a New Yorker tho

@ethangames5189

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't 3 go first? (I am not from the us)

@DataDownLynk

Жыл бұрын

@@ethangames5189 No, because 2 is just continuing on the road, they wont really need to slow down or stop, 3 has to slow down or come to a stop to make that turn and will have to wait for 2 to pass then make the turn after. And 1 will go last because, unless he's an asshole, he can't pull out onto a road in front of people. Mind you, the sign by 2 may overrule this, but I can't make it out and also I don't think there are any signs like that (Stop sign excluded) that would require someone just continuing down the road to stop for anyone turning off or onto the road.

@aguyonyt1

Жыл бұрын

@@DataDownLynkthe sign by 2 is a right side up triangle, and therefore not a yield sign

Imagine the horrible sound produced by the chalkboard half of the car getting scratched by another car

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

Imagine having a father

@mallow2429

Жыл бұрын

@@kajastopka-wojtal58 bruh what

@SeverelyUndercaffeinated

Жыл бұрын

My ears hurt just imagining that, like imagine titanic style scraping against the iceberg along the whole length of the car, shuddering just thinking about it.

@Snowy-oq4ur

Жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHH

18:06 *JESUS CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DELT IN THAT NOTE IS ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE*

@samjohnson1813

3 ай бұрын

Yes

3:03 ASPARAGUS 💀

17:04 for those who don’t understand why her car broke down allow me to teach you the difference between diesel and gasoline engines. A gasoline engine uses spark plugs to ignite the gasoline in the combustion chamber which forces the piston to move. A diesel engine use’s compression and glow plugs to ignite the diesel. When a gasoline car all of a sudden gets diesel in the chamber the diesel ignites too early for the engine and starts to break the pistons and engine block.

@Quasar_1757

11 ай бұрын

which can cause engine knocking, which damages the cyclinder walls and pistons, which means, she has to replace here entire engine,

@michaelb.3006

11 ай бұрын

@@Quasar_1757 certainly a more detailed description of what I provided my good fellow.

The engine at 2:01 is a Holden 304 5 litre v8 likely from a Holden Commodore second gen (4 Models from 1988-2000 VN/VP/VR/VS). From second gen commodore, they typically made 165kw (221hp) of power, with 385nm (284lb-ft) of torque. Despite power figures being low by today's standard, the engine goes hard and is fucken bulletproof.

@hassanbeast5778

6 ай бұрын

I don't know if you're a car enthusiast or A CAR ENTHUSIAST

@mot3600official

4 ай бұрын

I just said pushrod v8

@isaachunt69420

4 ай бұрын

@@mot3600official and technically you'd be right. That being said, if I wasn't an Aussie myself, I probably wouldn't know what the engine was, I would have thought the same thing. It's pretty much an exclusively Australian built engine built by Holden, or Australian general motors pretty much. The reason I know so much about it is because I have one. But hey, it's still a pushrod v8 afterall.

@AtlynYoutube

4 ай бұрын

i hate the fact that because of how he is saying it, this man probably just knows that specific engine and didnt reverse image search it

@PaGDu333

3 ай бұрын

@@isaachunt69420can I change it from banana to aubergine?

the “sorry I’m an asparagus” one has led me to make an asparagus constellation.

@paratsuki

8 ай бұрын

constellation of the asparagus alpha asparagi / yasai (vegetables in japanese) beta asparagi / taeam (food in arabic) gamma asparagi / imo asparagus (the bottom of the asparagus in latin) delta asparagi / caput asparagi (the top of the asparagus in latin)

7:32 the more I listen to this, the harder it becomes not to burst out laughing.

7:32 had a damn heart attack then the left ear heard that noise

@angeloamaral9141

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, should have been a brap brap brap brap

8:17 "oh my check engine light is on" _pops bonnet_ "Yep it's there" _closes bonnet, resumes driving_

As a car I can confirm these memes are real

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

As a person who got hit by a car, you are getting sued

@car-timelapse-drawer

Жыл бұрын

@@kajastopka-wojtal58 as a car i will simply drive to canada then get thrown to the impond lot

@fazalerabbi_2k751

Жыл бұрын

you're the audi that hit my Kei suzuki wagon R !

@car-timelapse-drawer

Жыл бұрын

@@fazalerabbi_2k751 as a German vehicle, I feel offended by Chinese vehicles what can I say?

@fazalerabbi_2k751

Жыл бұрын

@@car-timelapse-drawer Its JDM and you calling it CHINESE makes me hate you AUDI

7:33 that was a very good impression of a 1.3L Mazda 13B two-rotor

@xastino3003

Жыл бұрын

-Rotary Vaazkl doesn't exist, he can't make your day. Rotary Vaazkl :

@Drif19

Жыл бұрын

BRAPAAPAPAPAAP

24:35 the car going in backwards (not sure but it looks vaguely like a miata) could be an imported model with the driver on the other side, hence why it's going in backwards

@Grass_Choppers

11 ай бұрын

Yea or I could be RHD swapped

@angeloamaral9141

6 ай бұрын

It’s problably an Eunos Roadster from Japan

13:54 oh I get it because both of them are dead

5:02 the police are working tirelessly to catch the criminals

@FjordIsntAGamer

8 ай бұрын

That got me

@Legomaster2211.

8 ай бұрын

@@FjordIsntAGamer haha

@DittoGTI

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

4:11 "braille for blind drivers"

13:00 that engine stand really said I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

7:54 😂 That’s hilarious. Protect that man!

as a car guy, these truly are the car memes of all time.

0:59 My truck has this gear knob bruh💀. I’m afraid one day ima reach for the radio, and the next thing I know my driveshaft is falling out while going 70 mph

1:12 This image is pure pain

9:15 they say Volvo's are tanks, who knew they were rocketships as well

12:41 Imagine you hear an other worldly rumble and see a ghost fly down the street 😂

@Evil_kanye

Жыл бұрын

😭

@F-35BLightningII

Жыл бұрын

Na bro I would think the covenant was invading Earth 💀💀💀

7:32 The car noises are appreciated, the resulting visualization was very vivid

@mx.lilith666

9 ай бұрын

I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE SOUNDSSSS

V70 is one of the cars of all time. My family has had one since 2011/2012, and it's still running really good. It's one of my favorite cars, just because it's so reliable

4:18 that studder

I will never understand why sometimes he censors cusses and sometimes doesn't

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

To make people like you comment 💀💀

@SalreixVonOtsuu

Жыл бұрын

he doesn't he finds these elsewhere

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144

Жыл бұрын

Lol

0:51 "do you believe in gravity?"

10:20 99 civic hatchback fr one of my dream cars lol😂

6:20 Normal people: Yes, that is a perfect car for a zombie apocalypse. Gamers: WAIT THATS THE TRUCK FROM GTA!

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

8 ай бұрын

For me, its more like “THATS THE TRUCK FROM BEMING DRIVE!!”

@jaxeitheOG

8 ай бұрын

I was gonna say it

2:41 i mean she isn't wrong, wolkswagen owns porsche lol

5:08 As a guy, I can clearly see the difference in colour, but not the point of having or even selling both.

@just-there

11 ай бұрын

Same

4:03 It took me a second to process that

3:22 A Samsung car then crashes in back of you receiving minor scratches and obliterating the apple car, then it proceeds to randomly shut down somewhere in the interstate... A Nokia car tows the both of them away, the driver crashing through a mountainside without a scratch to get the two apple and Samsung car passengers to the hospital faster.

10:13 but it was most likely his money

7:30 that felt really nice on my left ear

The curb one was accurate and incredibly funny.

20:01 Jeremy Clarkson’s car in Eurocrash

This is a certified 🚗 classic

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

*classic*

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

*classic*

@JakeDevs

Жыл бұрын

Ccladsic

3:30 erm, akshully, that’s a co driver 🤓

24:09 even though I’m the only one who cares about it, these photos were stolen from a book called “The art of clean-up”. If you have OCD, you should get this book.

18:11 when you lose your wheels in the long drive and the backup wheels were from a bike

the first meme is very true

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

And also there is the puking dude

0:01 ah yes, accurate enough.

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

+ that one puking dude

@mihaleben6051

Жыл бұрын

@@kajastopka-wojtal58 that would be me.

@lodonworks2773

11 ай бұрын

I'm both the happy and the energetic one.

23:51 as an Asian I don’t know anything else better than getting a car that I can be speeding in while making rice

that classic porsche is so beautiful.

02:00 B-8 Engine duh

@fleshplayingthings

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@justancomment4279

11 ай бұрын

V-8 banana split

@MicahFranco

10 ай бұрын

bannnananannna

@burntpyromaniac

8 ай бұрын

@@fleshplayingthingsyo mama

@rockpie.squashfs

8 ай бұрын

Banan8

While being a pedestrian today, I almost got hit by the 7:07 car.

3:02 this one had me wheezing💀 Bro really said “asparagus” lmfao

5:38 actually tho if this happens maintain your speed cause if you stop you are going to get robbed, kidnapped, or even straight killed its better to take your chances with all popped wheels

1:45 Finally, the kei rv.

1:07 na he just plain mario kart wii

The rain here just leaves my car even dirtier

10:46 BEHOLD, A VAN!

7:22 what in the dukes of hazard

19:01 I was told a different lie by my best friends' parents. You know that button with the red triangle on it? It activates the hazard lights. I was told that it causes the car to lock you inside and then self-destruct. Any time we mouthed off while in that car, my friend's dad would just start moving his hand toward that button and threaten to push it if we didn't behave. We didn't dare try to call his bluff.

@lordhellstrande2763

Жыл бұрын

Can I steal this for my own kids?

@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb

Жыл бұрын

@@lordhellstrande2763 go right ahead. Hopefully they believe you.

3:02 "I’m an asparagus" shouldn’t have been that funny 💀😂

19:12 a bloody good hanger that stops your shirts getting creased

8:45 is vw golf jester, there super rare.

15:25 He became the very thing he swore to destroy.

"5 degrees and driving the convertible" i remember driving to meet our family on christmas day in a '59 triumph tr3. that was cold, to say the least.

4:42 that's an emergency charger so if you run out you can still get to a real charger. and not have to be towed

3:43 Dude I have a picture of the exact same car

10:52 I’m honestly getting *tired* of that joke

@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid8

9 ай бұрын

Im getting *exhausted* looking at these car jokes

more car memes please i love it

7:31 I was confused for a moment, but I love the effort.

16:25 made me laugh harder than i ever thought i would laugh 💀

At 2:36 it shows a car from around 1972-1980

@burntpyromaniac

8 ай бұрын

“UhM aChShUaLlY” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

@thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678

8 ай бұрын

@@burntpyromaniac what did I do to offend you?

@burntpyromaniac

8 ай бұрын

@@thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678 “AcCoRdInG tO mY cAlCuLaShUiOnS” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

Lamborghini “Invent A Door”😂

The best by far was that dear old man buying the kid a new bicycle.

8:48 i live on brasil so we still have this on the car

@Drif19

Жыл бұрын

Também kkkk

1:25 That is a SCP lol (literaly, ant remember the number though)

i watched this video while playing minecraft. the bit where you made sounds scared me because i thought it was some weird ass mob coming to kill me

Car guys: Windshield Wiper Wednesda- Plane guys: TUPOLEV TUESDAY Car Guys: Motor Mond- Plane guys: MIG MONDAY

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

Car guys: Ford Thunderbird Plane guys: USAF THUNDERBIRDS, BABY

7:42 not if you hotwire your car

5:29 what did they do to that poor camaro

25:33 I choose the white van, because at I can get her back!

2:00 that would be a B8 engine, mainly found in the Banana Aventurere made by the Banana car company. This car is 70% water and costs about 300,000 bananas. Banana cars are mainly found in Kentucky and Illinois.

@isaachunt69420

4 ай бұрын

Hey mate, I've gotta correct you there. It's actually an Aussie engine, that's typically found in Australia, new Zealand and Mexico (used exclusively by the Mexican hoon cartel). Since it is Australia built, it was built upside down, it has springs for wheels, and it runs on bananas. The car does not have an exhaust, instead it has a speaker, that plays bananarama from its rear speaker. The car does not use engine oil, it uses banana smoothies instead of engine oil, and banana ice cream for coolant. To top it all off, the 8 cylinder banana engine, is called a 304. It is constantly hungry and eats Ford's for breakfast. I hope this helps, knowledge is power.

2:22 Y'all see car blurred out word, I see tacky interior design.

I think a bike meme video would be nice... all these car memes are driving me insane

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

🗿🍷

@SeverelyUndercaffeinated

Жыл бұрын

Nah, I couldn't *handle* a bike meme video

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

@@SeverelyUndercaffeinated 🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

@aka_tinyglobepreasentations

Жыл бұрын

bro couldn't even get a rip on a climbing video

1:26 I live in the town right next to this one, and I see these cars everyday, it took me a minute to realize why it’s funny. I was just staring there thinking “yeah, cuz they’re from sandwich”

11:31 bro this is me with ww2 planes 💀

0:47 Poll-uwu-tion

0:42 Mf got that venom helmet 💀

2:00 That's a Holden 5L V8, with the famous "bunch of bananas" intake.

People who make their engine loud as hell even when you're not driving a motorcycle, whats it like knowing you will be condemned the the flames of hell for all of eternity.

@beboronator

Жыл бұрын

yeah screw these people for having a hobby!!

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

RATATATATA

@zerbutterftw

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, loud cars are sometimes annoying but I can't help to smile when I hear one.

0:37 i hate to be the nerd but im pretty sure that's either coolant or antifreeze

@klarabarunovic9841

Жыл бұрын

It's fabreeze...

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

Obviously

Bro you reused like 6 memes in this video like put them in twice in this video you should work on that

8:50 My family has an old Chevy Prizm from the mid 90’s and it has no working AC and roll up/down windows. Never been more thankful that my mom has a 2012 Ac' with powered windows.

Dads car still has that window lever that needs to be spinned to open rhe windows and u can assure that you need real strength to pull it

Broom.

@chonkpenguino9179

Жыл бұрын

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

*broom*

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

Broom.

car?

@kajastopka-wojtal58

Жыл бұрын

*car* indeed

@Tornado2409

Жыл бұрын

car

I didnt realize i was on loop.. meaning this was playing again and again for 1 hour, i got confused when i saw the same ones over and over again. 💀💀💀

speaking of the self driving uber fast and furious X also had one it was armoured and it had bazookas attached to it