The Apple Store in a Nutshell
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From the newest iPhones to iPads, Air Pods and Apple Watches, we take a look at the Apple store, in a nutshell.
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When I worked at Verizon, I literally was working next to an apple store. Everyday, for almost a year, I would do air drop pranks at random times. I would periodically change my device name as to never get found out. I sent so many memes, the store put up a poster on their door warning people to turn off the air drop function before heading in.
@dinkarfowkar999
2 жыл бұрын
Noice bro
@HaRdSCopINgCrEepEr
2 жыл бұрын
chad shenanigans
@esoekidjo
2 жыл бұрын
You're a legend mate.
@shaunclarke04
2 жыл бұрын
Bro if I'm seeing a sign like that I'm making sure my airdrop is enabled. that'd be hilarious
@damipad4
2 жыл бұрын
Now we have your confession. Authorities are in pursuit
Having a staff come to you and tell you to stop playing on the apple devices is terrifying, it's like getting caught by a teacher while using the phone in class
@em4six348
2 жыл бұрын
...while using "iPhone" in class.
@catrevolution3647
2 жыл бұрын
Yu
@UTAXCD
2 жыл бұрын
@@em4six348 Apple™ iPhone 13 Pro Max (best iPhone yet!!!!)
@gamerthebadofthethe3083
2 жыл бұрын
obviously :/
@tritonwe8937
2 жыл бұрын
@@KZreadTookMyNickname.WhyNot What
As an ex store employee I’m gonna have to reveal the secrets of the magic circle here, the forbidden knowledge. The photos that you put on the phone/take are usually wiped every night. Also dunno why anyone would tell you to stop playing on the iPads with the pencils, that is literally what we wanted people to do
@zachariusd6473
2 жыл бұрын
I'll come in every day and play with it, never buying one just playing with it and leaving it
@ibrar6364
2 жыл бұрын
@@zachariusd6473 us bro ! why would anyone buy
@alastairoldaccount6611
2 жыл бұрын
Now I really want to go to an Apple Store. I need a new iPhone soon because mine is getting old and not working as well but I have to go online (Apple store app) to buy one…Worst part is I have to save up for it and I don’t know how long my iPhone will continue working
@patrikarnic
Жыл бұрын
@@alastairoldaccount6611 there are better and cheaper options
@alastairoldaccount6611
Жыл бұрын
@@patrikarnic I don’t trust android phones anymore. All my androids got viruses way too easily and android (especially Samsung) phones have been a hide security risk for me. Especially Samsung pay. Only place my debit card was saved and it somehow was used for crypto currency (which I never use). Apple is the only company that’s never done any bad to me. Also there’s an iPhone for only $429. That’s cheaper than many Samsungs available
Any photos taken or changes done to demo devices reset after the device is rebooted. Essentially it restores to the original demo state.
@kingdomofprussia9749
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mlcs
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting you here
@jamesreid-akehurst8641
2 жыл бұрын
Got him there..
@mojave5661
2 жыл бұрын
I read something similar 6 years ago (god knows where), but they said it resets itself every night, not after a restart
@boobgoogler
2 жыл бұрын
1984
The Apple store is like the game section at Walmart used to be. You know exactly what's there. You've seen it a millions times, but you have to check again anyway.
@ooofexe7210
2 жыл бұрын
Damn I used to go to Walmart and buy Skylander shit
@cooldude1565
2 жыл бұрын
I miss when stores would put demo consoles, me and my older brother used to run around and play all the N64s they had
@crystalthewolf8945
2 жыл бұрын
or like the fridge in your house
@bemwy
2 жыл бұрын
@@cooldude1565 they still do, but only for nintendo now
@johnnymcgeez5647
2 жыл бұрын
That right there is a perfect example of mass societal brainwashing trough constant bombardment of a psyche trough advertisments that tie your sense of worth to a device and sell you an illusion of a status symbol.
I’ve never in my life seen anyone buy anything from the Apple store. However, I have seen plenty of people play for 2 hours on the free games on the phones
@cobalt_ink6114
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@futsk01
2 жыл бұрын
an iphone running a game for two hours? surely you jest
@renhaker
2 жыл бұрын
I never went there but everytime I see an apple device in a store I just stare at the little colorful loop that plays on the screens like a baby
@theostachowiak2283
2 жыл бұрын
@@futsk01 have you seen the new gameplay trailer for gta 5? that's look awesome! i cant wait to buy a ps3 just for it
@angrymilky
2 жыл бұрын
same
I was a part time cleaner at an Apple Store in a mall once. It gets surprisingly dirty at the end of the day, wasn’t a bad job though. They had some offices, changing rooms, a repair room, lounge area and a locker area in the back. Apple puts a lot of money into the store, the front display alone I heard is 4.5 million USD.
I once connected all speakers in the store to a mac and proceeded to play "one hour of silence ocasionally interrupted by vine boom sound effect". it was a good day.
The Apple Store is the equivalent of their products. Shiny, empty, branded, and clean. It's literally a non-euclidean room in real life. I'll make no changes just so the Apple fanboys stay mad.
@user-mx1fq6qm6i
2 жыл бұрын
Let's also not forget that everything is extremely overpriced
@SlenderGuy
2 жыл бұрын
apple kinda bad :(
@JudyAlvarez2077
2 жыл бұрын
my pfp is better
@J-Rizzler
2 жыл бұрын
Apple stand: $999
@shawklan27
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
i remember pre quarantine going into an apple store, finding a cool device, and playing a game on said device for hours until i'd get kicked out only to come back to the same store two days later
@jothePianoMaster13
2 жыл бұрын
Post means after? Did you mean pre?
@hereticd3
2 жыл бұрын
*poyo*
@kuramisaga
2 жыл бұрын
yes i did mean pre-quarantine
@jothePianoMaster13
2 жыл бұрын
@@kuramisaga why don't you edit your comment and correct it
@kuramisaga
2 жыл бұрын
i don't really think of editing comments because i assume it'd sound good enough ah whatever
My dad would occasionally bring me to the Apple store at the mall when he would get his computer fixed and I can confidently say that this video is 100% accurate down to every last detail
4:22 THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I DID THIS IN THE BUS AND ESPECIALLY THE BACK WOULD GET PISSED LOL
@TrickyPJM752
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had that idea when I was in high school, that would’ve been funny as hell hearing everyone be confused about the image I sent
@heavy0119
Жыл бұрын
You people are the reason I have an android phone now 😂
@Lovebird77
3 ай бұрын
I literally did the same thing last year too! The boys at the back were so confused and annoyed, and they never traced it back to me. I even changed my phone name on every airdrop, and I was sat the row in front of them too
@hithere01
6 күн бұрын
@@heavy0119 Samsung Quick/Nearby Share exists, I'll make sure I'll use it next time
The Apple Store doesn’t even look like a store, it looks like a high tech solitary confinement cell.
@kiloton1920
2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a torture chamber
@kompatybilijny9348
Жыл бұрын
@@kiloton1920 For the employees
@tkraid2575
Жыл бұрын
Ngl just went to one a month ago. It was so sterile and everything was white. It made me feel like I'm inside that containment cell Loki was on in the Avengers.
@sausagefingers714
Жыл бұрын
more like the church of a cult
@yipperskipper
Жыл бұрын
Gotta enforce Stockholm syndrome on the go-yim one way or another
I always feel like a kid at an apple store. Probably because of the fact I grew up during the rise of smart phone tech as well. It's like the equivalent of looking at all the fancy toys only the coolest kids owned
@christinaandwena8917
2 жыл бұрын
That’s the goal of their interior design, lol
@hamzasajjad6792
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@marceelino
2 жыл бұрын
poor you
@LiLBrotato
2 жыл бұрын
My equivalent was gameboy/PSP and playstation games mixed with lots of dirt biking and skating that's my fancy stuff right there as a sigma male I don't like Apple I like Plum and carrots
@anyonegotasnickersbar
2 жыл бұрын
I remember window shopping alot for the psp lol. My first was the gameboy. Then I saved up pennies (literally like a whole box full of 1,2 5 pence, etc) to buy my first psp. Then we went to Paris to visit my Family and my mum told me to give the psp away to my cousin ‘as a gift’, even though I was blackmailed lol. But I got another one soon after. I had the Nokie brick phone, then Samsung, then Sony, then Huawei then iphone, I found iphone to be the best (for me). I love all the other product they make that go with it, except for Macs. I hate the Mac, never buying that again.
This is fascinating because I recently went to an Apple Store. The fact is that the staff are scarily friendly, too friendly. Like they are just blasted off their minds of a friendly drug. Who the hell uses proper “sir” and “miss” in a retail location?
4:00 I have found a brand new Rickroll Strategy
Apple Stores have never been the same, especially after Covid. There was always a looming fear of having to make up a general "purpose" when confronted by employees who see you browsing, but now you're FORCED to look an employee directly in the eye and tell them why you're there just to STEP FOOT in the store! There's something so soul-crushing about having to wait in line to enter a store you don't intend to spend any money in that day.
@universe1879
2 жыл бұрын
Literally 1984 /j
@hillary96renteria82
2 жыл бұрын
@@universe1879 literally nothing like 1984, I can tell you didn't actually read it 😂
@myowncomputerstuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@hillary96renteria82 "/j" means that they're joking.
@hillary96renteria82
2 жыл бұрын
@@myowncomputerstuff haha, thanks for clarifying I feel really old now 😅. On a real note I hate the new Apple Store system too. We were sent away because the "purpose" we put on our appointment was wrong, even though we live an hour away from the nearest apple store. I honestly avoid the place if I can help it
@myowncomputerstuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@hillary96renteria82 Wow, that's pretty messed up that they couldn't even just put you on some standby queue, just flat-out rejection. How long into the pandemic was this?
Don’t forget about the best thing about the apple store: That weird smell that the shop emanates in every corner. I don’t know how to describe it.
@slice6298
2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, those are just bodies of previous employees
@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
2 жыл бұрын
yea
@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
2 жыл бұрын
call tim cook timmy
@fongus6420
2 жыл бұрын
It’s apple air. They suck it out of the iPad air’s to make regular iPads.
@_12k70
2 жыл бұрын
It's all the cocaine the employees take to stay awake doing overtime
4:14 I do this in international airports, too. There are so many people around and they keep moving, so you can get a constant flow of 10-15 people/minute to send your pet pictures to.
When I was a kid I went to this three day “summer camp” at the Apple Store where they taught us to use iMovie and garage band and then we had to make a short film and present it at a “film festival” that would be played AT the Apple Store for customers to see the next week.
"“an apple a year makes your money disappear” - Beff Jezos
@TotallyAHuman
2 жыл бұрын
-Jeve Sobs
@Jakwine
2 жыл бұрын
Melon Usk
@Jakwine
2 жыл бұрын
Cim Took
@Jakwine
2 жыл бұрын
Weve Stozniak
@Jakwine
2 жыл бұрын
Gill Bates
It will be this long until someone edits an entire video on the app store display computers They literally have final cut pro installed And is the only way to try final cut pro if you don't have a mac
@Syuvinya
2 жыл бұрын
Or you can... you know... use a virtual machine...
@jrcowboy1099
2 жыл бұрын
@@Syuvinya WAAAAY easier said than done. I have one, and I would never recommend the process, and the results are pretty poor because MacOS doesn't have graphical acceleration support.
@lespie1124
2 жыл бұрын
Yooooooo
@My_Old_YT_Account
2 жыл бұрын
@@jrcowboy1099 it does if you have a 700 series Nvidia GPU or AMD Vega, 400, or 500 series GPU
@socialix_
2 жыл бұрын
@@Syuvinya we don't like paying 300 dollars for a video editor
Man your videos are brilliant, you take a simple concept and stretch it out for much longer then anyone would think you could.
1:19 thx intro playing
"Joesppi not using his iconic outro doesn't exist it can't hurt you" Joesppi not using his iconic outro:
@Pablito_exe
2 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed
@trishh7831
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i realised too🥲
@PfeffergrubenNick
2 жыл бұрын
His outro got copyright claimed
@Pablito_exe
2 жыл бұрын
@@PfeffergrubenNick top 10 saddest moments in history
@sandraswan9008
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck, was this supposed to be funny in some way?
Let’s have a moment of silence for the people who forgot to sign out of their facebook accounts at the apple store and got epically trolled by an 8 year old posting on their timeline.
@PogChimp
2 жыл бұрын
@@MooseInASuit good to know i guess
@Souphead.
2 жыл бұрын
@@MooseInASuit So that's where the apple store went
@Konkov
2 жыл бұрын
@@MooseInASuit KZread has your up address logged and the fbi is gonna supenoea your account
@Konkov
2 жыл бұрын
@@MooseInASuit mine is too
@riki4644
2 жыл бұрын
@@MooseInASuit :)
Being in an apple store feels absolutely unreal. Like I’ve been to fancy venues. I’ve been to modern venues. But the apple stores are simply put uncannily perfect
First time seeing your channel and I absolutely love your editing style and comedy. Great work!
Ngl, that part when u would pull up ur own social media page on a device and leave it open in the Apple Store in hopes of some random strangers were to follow you is pretty fucking genius
@sodapone
2 жыл бұрын
It's actually how Pinterest started off; the founders would go to Apple Stores, open Safari and navigate to Pinterest on every device there, get kicked out, come back later, rinse and repeat
@Firzj
2 жыл бұрын
That's because He probably visited Genius Bar before to become the genius of all geniuses 😂
When Joeseppi is the most relatable youtuber ever:
@sandraswan9008
2 жыл бұрын
When (insert channel name here) is the most relatable youtuber ever:
@almightysamwhich4203
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao bot
@RedPixels...
2 жыл бұрын
@@almightysamwhich4203 what
@THEAMAZINGSPIDERFAN
2 жыл бұрын
I mean. He kinda is.
@almightysamwhich4203
2 жыл бұрын
@@RedPixels... sub bot
Oh my god that part with the airdrop is the funniest shit ever. I know because I’ve done it before but not in an Apple store but at a school. It’s always so funny airdropping someone a meme or the most cursed artwork you’ve found on the internet to a random stranger and then silently laughing as you sneak away after your trolling escapades
Once i started drawing loads of random stuff with the Apple Pencil for about half an hour until a worker asked if I wanted to buy one, I of course replied with the “I’ve already got one at home” quote before swiftly exiting the shop leaving the worker stumped. Absolute classic, works every time
Apple just denied me my warranty rights after taking my ipad and now they won't reply to my emails, so this video came in very nicely. Please send help I want my ipad back.
@sebastianmajer8103
2 жыл бұрын
In second they already scammed you when you bought it.... sooo nothing changed
@addsullivan1300
2 жыл бұрын
I dont know what to do but cant you make a police report since this is techically thefr
@cobalt_ink6114
2 жыл бұрын
Oof
@BluRay_4
2 жыл бұрын
Just print one
@valerkis8280
2 жыл бұрын
@@BluRay_4 bruh congrats sherlock lmao
Epic, just one thing to add: when airdropping random images to strangers remember to first rename your apple device to something like “spodermen” or “darth Vader” unless you want to own your prank like a gigachad.
@ToomanyFrancis
2 жыл бұрын
Who in the Apple store is going to know my name?
@memepowerr1365
Жыл бұрын
@@ToomanyFrancis on the bus or something to school bc people will know you
Just found your channel today and watched most of your videos already aha Loving all of them so thanks
3:40 it actually does that now lol
Joeseppi is probably the most underrated KZreadr alive
@FriedRice3519
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@yosefyonin6824
2 жыл бұрын
500k views in less than a week? i'd say there are faaaar more under appriciated youtubers out there
The products taste good but I still prefer an actual apple.
@ButWhyMe...
2 жыл бұрын
I prefer Linux. Mmm... Penguin...
@KouNagai
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sasujerk
2 жыл бұрын
Loved the bendy texture back in 2014. Why did they remove it? :(
@BUCKBREAKING69
2 жыл бұрын
@@ButWhyMe... I prefer windows... crunchity munchity
2:02 nor are there any geniuses
4:08 I have no clue why I lost it and started to laugh my ass off when I see the chimp selfie 😂
Here's something that many don't know. Apple has special offices dedicated to creating Apple Store experiences. Inside the building they re-create an Apple Store down to the last detail just to test their ideas and stuff(and no its not open to the public.) They even go as far as having the Apple Store wifi network and having all real active displays. I don't know how those people work there without the temptation to play with all the displays.
@tootlingturtle7254
2 жыл бұрын
They’d get used to it I imagine
1:12 average private school
HELP putting the cash in the DVD player actually literally sent me to LOLing.
Just found your vids from the crocs one and now I'm on a super binge. Great content dude!!!
"Finding an item of clothing that I like, seeing the price, and leaving immediately" I'm dead XD
That brief FNAF 2 sound clip at 5:18 is so fitting. In fact I sometimes hear it in my head whenever I am in an somewhat awkward situation.
love yr videos dude, the editing is so well done
Rarely have I seen a video that made me laugh so much! Love your humor! And I'm coincidentally heading to the Apple Store in my city now, trying out that airdrop prank
I've had conversations with friends on how the apple store has an almost futuristic feeling with how white and pristine it looks. Mines actually even more so than the ones you shown, as there are no wooden tables, or there are but they all have a white, shiny plastic surface, like the rest of the store. EVERYTHING is shiny and white.
@connermckue592
Жыл бұрын
Bless you
Jossepi could literally talk about any random ass concept for hours and I'd be entertained every step of the way.
That was a really awesome video! Subbed in the first 2 mins of it! 🥂
00:51 That's the Apple store at Union Square at Aberdeen! Thanks, and greetings from Aberdeen too.
Joeseppi deserves more subs, he has the best content
Joeseppi uploading is the best thing that’s happened all day
@gonk3551
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@FriedRice3519
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@chainsawguyyy
2 жыл бұрын
You know when i see unrelated comments like these on literally any video it just makes me feel that its not real people typing these comments and actually just some bots (not hating or anything its just kinda makes me feel weird)
@shadowdayz7247
2 жыл бұрын
Though I know what you mean
The funniest prank is to take a photo of the store right before you go in and then airdrop that photo to everybody. Because people think everything is about them, they think somebody is stalking them specifically. It is the funniest crap ever
Your video thumbnails sold me 😂 love your content!
I love the lego set he picked out And the Gojo body pillow is 100% a necessity
@kyndabeckett1176
2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause on that cause I was like "hold a sec did I just see Gojo?!" XDD
@MinervaIs
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyndabeckett1176 Turbo virgin moment
@law174
Жыл бұрын
So a useless pillow is not cooler than a Lego set?
I've been in an Apple Store once I was looking to buy an iPad that I ended up ordering from the Best Buy site from my dorm room The store was super...what I'd describe as sleek. Everything on tables, music in the background, all pretty. But the illusion broke as soon as I was told my order was cancelled because they were out of stock. Nothing has been the same.
@carterenos5732
2 жыл бұрын
only once
4:55 the song being played briefly is “Lucifer’s Hymn”
Your videos never cease to have me giggling like a toddler the whole way through, good shit
2:17 You are totally right
@Jucy4K
2 жыл бұрын
Yüng thüg (ツ)
I always drop everything to watch your videos, they're absolutely class.
re-watching this for the like 3rd time, each month. Loving this
i like how they used the "other" version of Brenden Fraser in the thumbnail, lol.
I love how he still has the headphones on as he leaves the store 😂
@jxcxb_
2 жыл бұрын
cuz he paid for it
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee new joseppi vid les go
I have never stepped foot in an Apple Store as there aren’t any in Ireland for some reason, but the photos I’ve seen of them always look so blinding and bright!
I love going into Apple Stores and fooling around. This has been the most relatable thing I've ever watched in my entire life, though I've never been told to leave before
1:39
I remember I tried drawing with an apple pen and as soon as I touched it the alarm went off, scariest thing that has ever happened to me
2:50 just wow i'm litterly laughing so hard
Great video had in giggles for minutes, nice one bro
4:32 yoooooooooo that’s my birthday
I went in to the Apple Store this last Christmas to buy my Dad some new AirPods, but it was very busy with many people mucking about & the employees just stood around ignoring everyone, even when I approached them trying to make a purchase. I just left & bought them at a T-Mobile instead.
@ToomanyFrancis
2 жыл бұрын
Yes it's very bizarre. You can't just pick up an item and take it to the check-out counter, because there isn't one. I suppose the employees are supposed to check up on customers, but very few of them have any real intentions of even buying anything.
@Outofthisreality
8 ай бұрын
You scan a QR code sign on the shelf dude or bother 1 of the like 30 employees on the floor.
Its fascinating to see how old all that footage is but how new the upload date is...
3:45 i think of those as umbilical cords
I've waited for a new joeseppi video for so long Great content as always
Went into an apple store recently to pick up an online order. The worker that gave it to me said "Congratulations!" as if I had just revealed that my wife gave birth or something 💀 Her enthusiasm quickly died when she noticed my phone is an android.
As an apple connoisseur. I can ensure you that this is exactly what's going on!
I do something evil, I go to all the phones, and set an alarm on all of them to 1 hour. So minute after minute after minute is just constant alarms, truly beautiful.
Once I was shopping and the newly opened Apple store caught my eye. Went in there and I was one of the first customers, so the employees were following me like someone had programmed them to do so. But after they got loose, I managed to go to every devise on display and set an alarm on all of them for the same time. Left after that, but stayed around just to see everyone's amazed faces after they all rang at the same time. I also left some beautiful pictures on every phone I touched. Great experience, left a review, better done than any school project or essay I've ever written.(they had a place for leaving reviews on the front desk, honestly I've never seen something like that before)
@ai00436
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how I've never thought of doing that
I seen those stores and they creep me out. I refuse to enter a single one.
@jettvalen7326
2 жыл бұрын
It looks like you could go in... And then never come out. Like as soon as you step foot in the store the employees cloaked in all white, emerge from the floor and drag you under.
@alsokaitlin
2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I don't even have apple stuff so why go in?
It would be really funny if apple made a very small amount of their stores completly black to give the illusion that these select stores are in 'dark mode' it would be very funny and good to draw in customers I imagine. It would be like finding a shiny pokemon for the customers too lol
any device in any store thats on disply, including smartfridges. I always go to the browser, and look up some random earape music, and play it at full volume, then i run away like toddler unpealing banannas in a grocery store.
I’ve been messing about with sony vegas recently and jesus christ it makes me realise how long these videos must take 😂😂
@SIPEROTH
2 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest it looks longer to you because you are just messing with program now. If you knew it well then everything than now takes you a long time could be done much faster.
i remember while at a apple store i set my face as the wallpaper for 3 of the iphones, 3 days later a classmate of mine sent me a snap of the iphones, my face was still there, i felt like a king
3:33 I once played Bad Apple on a Mac while at Fnac(general tech/book store, not really an Apple store). Proud of myself.
Please do more stores in a nutshell. I love these!
Weirdest part is that its even fun to play on a device you already have like i have a iphone 11 but using one in the apple store is still a wonderful experience even when knowing i have that product in my pocket
Always a great day when joseppi uploads
I saw one video on your channel and now I'm addicted
You know a video is good when the top comments are agreeing to it.
Your editing is fantastic, very eye catching, fast paced, it's just great work, kudos to the editor.
Always a good day when he posts
@GMJ7320
2 жыл бұрын
Until it's his video saying he's quitting
@pipstro4697
2 жыл бұрын
@@GMJ7320 good point
The editing is amazing I was just used to play games on the phones in the store
I just discovered this channel and Im so happy.
The apple store in a nutshell: the latest accesory is £1000
This guy is literally the definition of entertainment
Ur content and video editing is one of funniest I’ve ever seen, I’m lmao!! Keep it up, mate.
I know somebody that works at every single store or restaurant in my local mall. I have never met a single person that works at the Apple store, I have never seen the same employee in the Apple store twice.