mom!!!! he’s back!!! the yoga ball gamer is back!

@Jackle02

Жыл бұрын

Eddy, you need to tell him that I'm waiting for that spin he promised us.

@ShopkeeperJohn

Жыл бұрын

@@Jackle02 the spin will come on day 1 patch of the video trust me i believe him and the video already looks very good 9/10

@lukky6648

Жыл бұрын

Bro just typed his previous comment back again 💀

@MrLachapell

Жыл бұрын

This is the type of comment that you reread again when naked disappears again in like 4 or 5 months

@knightofloosebowels8636

Жыл бұрын

Hey its that youtube guy I saw on youtube

jakey is like that one cousin you like but can't see till christmas and when you see him you're entertained for the time he's there, thank you jakey

@JaydevRaol

Жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@firstwaswhen

Жыл бұрын

So accurate. Then he leaves and it’s not as fun :(

@heatherfar1977

Жыл бұрын

This is EXACTLY who Jakey is

@TWMY14

Жыл бұрын

couldn't have put it better myself

@zed2626

Жыл бұрын

Best description ever

The most braindead thing about pre-orders is that back in the day, when physical disc copies were the only way to play games, pre-ordering was a way to guarantee that you got a copy even if the entire Gamestop sold out. Nowadays digital copies of games makes it totally obsolete, you can buy it from the comfort of your couch and install it day one. It's a blatant scam and the fact people fall for it makes me depressed

@derGerhart

10 ай бұрын

if its the same price i dont think preorders are neccesarly bad. i remember i needed days to download gtav and it let you start the download earlier. thats wass reason enough for me xD

@schakalicious6023

10 ай бұрын

@@derGerharti like waiting at least a week. It’s usually easy to avoid spoilers at that point and if the game is a hot mess you’ll know within a few hours. Plus, I don’t trust companies like IGN to give good reviews, so it gives independent reviewers like ACG time to get their review out. I do pre order sometimes for the same reason as you though if I’m very confident that the game will be good; I pre ordered RDR2 and Elden Ring and did not regret it. I also pre ordered No Mans Sky, which is the reason I’m reluctant to pre order nowadays 😂

@Argonaut717

10 ай бұрын

I see a lot of times if you pre-order with PS+ they'll give you like 10% off and being able to pre-download nowadays is pretty fucking dope. I was able to start playing Jedi: Survivor right at midnight I didn't start the download at midnight

@tbow13gbr22

10 ай бұрын

The benefit to preorders now is installing the game before the release date. It eliminates the problem of buying a new game on release date and being excited to play it, only to have to wait 4 hours for it to install. That being said, yeah, modern preorders are still fucking dumb

@every_username_is_taken

10 ай бұрын

At this point you're pre-ordering it just to say you got it before anyone else. It gives people a sense of elitism

Imagine if Hollywood expected people to pay to go to the theaters to watch a movie they haven’t finished filming or editing yet.

@Decodeish1

3 ай бұрын

Or buy a house or apartment before it has even started being built. oh wait...

@Lucas_silvax

2 ай бұрын

​@@Decodeish1💀

@chachovalgame

Күн бұрын

Imagine a big movie company announcing release dates for movies they haven't even begun writing and/or imagine that same company reshooting entire chunks of story a month before a movie's release and crunching VFX artists so that said movie ends up looking like PS2 cutscenes.

had to pause Michael Clayton for this I hope you're happy

@GhostofSkyrim

Жыл бұрын

Jakey should know not to upload on Michael Clayton day smh Now I gotta start from the beginning again

@glowkirby

Жыл бұрын

I wish Michael Clayton time didn’t have to be when I’m at my busiest

@Kestrel66

Жыл бұрын

All jokes aside, Michael Clayton is the most underrated film of our era. Clooney's performance was Oscar worthy. I haven't seen it.

@imbombur

Жыл бұрын

God I fucking love Michael Clayton. Jesus Christ. What a film. What a ride. George Clooney is the greatest actor of our age. Seeing someone else mention this masterpiece has brought me to my knees. I’m in tears. Michael Clayton. My God.

@Braxity

Жыл бұрын

Worth it

Jakey is wild. Drops an album, radio silence for months, then randomly drops a video on a Thursday at 2:45pm. Sensational.

@user-mm5py7wz4l

Жыл бұрын

Certainly

@TheSuckoShow

Жыл бұрын

You know when you follow a friend's KZread and he just drops when he feels like it, not like he's even trying to make it a job. That's Jakey but with almost two million subscribers.

@Danthemighty1985

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheSuckoShow that's 2 million friends mang

that whole part about Cyberpunk just made me mad how much of scam that actually was. Especially considering how much praise it's getting now for being finished 3 years after release, like great guys

@brandongratta9040

5 ай бұрын

winning awards for best ongoing game lol it's wild

@MrMetalforever5

5 ай бұрын

It’s getting praise because on release it was still incredibly fun with an amazing story. Baldur’s Gate 3, as good as it was, was just as broken on release but gets a free pass for some reason.

@maallos334mi8

5 ай бұрын

@@MrMetalforever5 It's actually pretty simple, if a game is enjoyable, people are willing to look past the flaws. For example: Cyberpunk was a buggy mess at launch, but the people who toughed it out found the story to be amazing, hence why they cheer now that it's fixed. Act 1 and most of 2 of Baldur's Gate were polished on release, and Larian has a reputation for continuing to support games years after release, so fans were willing to wait while they fixed act 3. And on the flip side: Starfield wasn't a buggy mess at launch (bugs still exist, but none of them game breaking as far as I could tell), but people found the story or the game's atmosphere to be bland, so the fan base didn't stick with the game for long. Modern call of duty games get released and almost always abandoned soon after, even copyright striking unofficial clients that keep the fan bases alive and fixing issues (Do not play old call of duty games on steam, you will be doxxed by the games themselves), leaving the fan base bitter of the new releases. And of course, Baldur's Gate and Cyberpunk costed $60 on release, while Modern Warfare 3 and Starfield had the looming shadow of the $70 price hike over them.

@kawabatayuri

4 ай бұрын

@@MrMetalforever5 baldurs gate 3 gets free pass for the exact reason you said about cp, fun and amazing story. And the broken bugs is quickly patched after 1-4 weeks after launch, not an entire year

@JacksonRell

4 ай бұрын

@@MrMetalforever5​​⁠Well the biggest difference is the care put into the games. Baldur’s Gate was broken for such a short time before fixed that I didn’t even know it was broken on release until you just now said it while Cyberpunk has been broken since release and is still broken in really important ways, 3 years after release. I love both games but to say that it deserves praise for minimal upkeep is straight up insane.

The spin is at 10:38 glad to see Jakey is really stepping up his content!

Don't worry guys the spin (10:39) will be fixed in a later patch

@SANTINIIO

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that lol.

@alanleos3637

Жыл бұрын

I was about to unsub, thank the naked gods 😅

@Infinatus25

Жыл бұрын

Good.

@GoogleUser-ms6hr

Жыл бұрын

Speen

@DanielDangerous

Жыл бұрын

And I'll applaud when it's fixed

Yes i absolutely agree on the "praising the overlords of shitty corporations because they keep releasing patches to games that should have been from day one"! It frustrates me how many people defend these companies for releasing garbage only because some name is attached to it.

I saw the horrors of our current reality as gamers when the first Horse Armor DLC dropped for Oblivion.

@abadenoughdude300

6 ай бұрын

"It's just cosmetics, brah", They said. "What do you care what I do with my money?", They said. Then actiblizz thought it'd be fun to charge people ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for a skin and They were gobsmacked because literally no one saw that coming (except for everyone who predicted it but who listens to haters, they're just too broke to afford it, amirite). /s

@wpyyexe

5 ай бұрын

I saw the horrors of gaming, when I saw Capcom release SFIV with DLC plus (after SSFIV) allowed you to UNLOCK characters and content, one last time before SSFIV, allowed you to have everyone unlocked from the start. 0_0 20+ years layer and fighting game monetization has gotten worse and worse! Now F2P is the way to go these days.

@CrocvsGator

3 ай бұрын

Yknow what's funny? Michael Clayton's first 15 minutes has the titular character get out of his car to try to pet some wild horses. This leads to him surviving a car bomb as the horses inadvertently made him leave the car before the bomb went off. So, in a way, the wild horses were plot armor. ....also the movie, as well as that scene, take place in New York, where no wild horses live.

Can't believe Jakey released an unfinished video, never saw that spin he promised.

@TheHighestStakes

Жыл бұрын

okay but you just have to wait for the Day 1 patch because you know you can trust the yoga ball gamer to deliver on his spins. this is just part of the way things are. maybe don't read everything you read on the internet lol can't spell IGN without ignorant.

@dodgeneon.

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheHighestStakes or ants...

@scottsommers6969

Жыл бұрын

10:39

@goatbone

Жыл бұрын

You left to watch dunkey, didn't you.

@dodgeneon.

Жыл бұрын

​@Psyklops of course this happens while he's talking about people with toaster brains 😂

Jakey is never late nor early, he appears when we need him most

@atlassample4313

Жыл бұрын

God he’s the best.

@Sevastopol1987

Жыл бұрын

Dude seriously last Friday I was thinking man when's the next jakey coming out and boom here it is

@Dusterdimmu81

Жыл бұрын

Just like Gandalf. Lol

He never spun.

7:48 -- That part about Sony being careful that they offer bug-free games is pretty ironic considering the recent release state of The Last of Us Part I pc port. I think it's not risky to state that it shows that our trust as consumers has less and less value to a compagny that can rely on big and already popular franchises. With that in mind, I'm now a bit worried for the upcoming Zelda game, wich I thought and hoped would never happen.

@ayrtonjoga

Жыл бұрын

Ngl I forgot The Last Of Us was ported on PC

@stinkystink9830

10 ай бұрын

Hey man future guy here, the new Zelda game actually was awesome and you can rest easy

@dragons_red

9 ай бұрын

That's outsourced work though. Not defending them, just making a distinction, as they should still hold that stuff to the same QA standards. Every time a reputable studio has a bad release (Rockstar, Nintendo, Sony), it's almost always a port they outsourced to Chinese studio X and never QA'd it. Cash grab.

@Bestesttoad

6 ай бұрын

I mean, it's just the most obvious reasoning: it's an exclusive. When you only have to build for one platform, suddenly everything gets six times easier than if you are having to support Mac, windows, Linux, Xbox, PlayStation, and [insert Nintendo device here].

It really feels like our expectations have been lowered so much that game companies fixing their bugs is seen as going above and beyond.

@AfferbeckBeats

Жыл бұрын

Yep, and we can see that in a lot of our society today. Shit getting worse and there being no consequences for anyone responsible is just the norm now, so when something doesn't go quite as bad as it could have, people are pleased.

@SteveOnlin

Жыл бұрын

Bots programmed by the company itself to create that illusion

@gamecreaterdude13

Жыл бұрын

@@SteveOnlin major point no one realizes. Comments sections full of bots now

@johnherbert1431

Жыл бұрын

Late stage capitalism. It's actually super sad that we're from the time we are

@simonhilling

Жыл бұрын

Cyberpunk winning the Steam Awards "Labour of Love" award was the biggest joke! They fixed a completely broken game and these gormless morons praised them up the a** for it!

originally i wrote something super dumb for this pinned message but after reading some really kind comments i just wanted to say thanks for watching and showing up. whether you love the vid or hate it for whatever reason - means a lot that you gave me a chance. xoxo jinstagram ► instagram.com/nakeyjakey jwitter ► twitter.com/nakeyjakey

@KidneyFailureGaming

Жыл бұрын

toilet seat gaming

@llac3vipll

Жыл бұрын

Is this comment a day one patch?

@personreanimation

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making my day better Naked Jacobson

@roachdoggjr6624

Жыл бұрын

Literally texted my girlfriend babe new jakey upload unironically

@xsinkingships

Жыл бұрын

Love u

"You rarely see Sony publish a big, broken, unfinished mess" Jesus! That line didn't even manage to age 2 weeks.

@deltacity3292

11 ай бұрын

look up the word "rarely" and you will get it

@simon3542

10 ай бұрын

@@deltacity3292 Look up the word "irony" and you will get it.

@dragons_red

9 ай бұрын

You're talking about outsourced PC ports tho. Yes they should still check the quality but ALL big studios often fail in this area. His point is the studios doing their own next big IP internally with their best people and still ending up with crap.

Jakey, the candid heart-to-heart shit at the end is one of my favorite parts (aside from the parts with Jakey) of every video AND a very cool way to keep people watching until the end. I like it. Narratively it's like a lovely sigh of relief after the journey of the video.

I cant describe the happiness I feel at seeing this video pop up in my feed. Looking healthy and happy Jakey, love it !!!

@JaydevRaol

Жыл бұрын

Same. Always nice to see a new video from him.

@Bozo_Lord

Жыл бұрын

when jakey posts, world peace is given another chance

@NakeyJakey

Жыл бұрын

makin me do UwU shit rn thank you so much

@nezzled

Жыл бұрын

​@@NakeyJakey OwO

@Trovosity-Entertainment

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree

Jakey is like that one homeless guy you used to see a lot and now isn't around anymore but once or twice a year you see him and are just like "oh thank God he isn't dead"

@chasegibson8690

Жыл бұрын

Dude this is the best description I’ve ever seen.

@tyronecriss23

Жыл бұрын

Lol Wtf I feel thisss. I still see the same homeless man when I was a kid like 10 years later. Fucking crazy system we’re in

@chuckiemyers

Жыл бұрын

cringe

@randy-marsh

Жыл бұрын

No, f%#k homeless

@XIII-TheBlackCat

Жыл бұрын

What??? 😂

Watched the first minute. Went to see what Micheal Clayton was. Watched the trailer. Rented the move. Watched the movie. Went to work. Had the weekend. Came back here, then realised this was the video that made me watch Michael Clayton.

@SapkaliAkif

Жыл бұрын

Do you have ADHD lol

@UnbelievableOdyssey

Жыл бұрын

@n30n oh dear. Another rabbit hole.

@jaythehuman2552

Жыл бұрын

​@@UnbelievableOdyssey spooky clown gliders. Now you are haunted. (Jk I think I got the name of it wrong)

@mazuskakazus1534

Жыл бұрын

i just returned to this video because I watched Michael Clayton

@funkykong8

Жыл бұрын

who tf is michael clayton

that VTMB OST at the part you tell about unrealistic deadlines and shipping broken games just hit me in the heart

The taco analogy was perfect and there are SO many good points in this video

@y.a.p8951

7 ай бұрын

I found the analogy flawed. for two reasons. the food doesn't equal the advertised product and the other reason is that food expires much faster than digital product. Once the game is out , it stays forever while something like taco have a short span to br consumed.

@user-ez7ed7kd8e

6 ай бұрын

@@y.a.p8951better analogy: you buy a car and they give you the frame with none of the internals. year later they give you half of them and then the next year they give you other half.

I missed this channel so much

@supriyakorsipati8289

Жыл бұрын

👍

@ajsweety4077

Жыл бұрын

Very nice

@AhmedMohamed-tb6xz

Жыл бұрын

Very nice

@SagarShukla05

Жыл бұрын

👍

@vennilamahavlogs1924

Жыл бұрын

Good

The fact that this is #8 on Trending when I type this comment is insane. Jakey still has that magic touch of making a Gem of a video every 6 months.

@mdihero

Жыл бұрын

Right next to Taylor Swift no less

@simonbaker95

Жыл бұрын

The Pizza Hut demo disc video is the high watermark.

@Dorraj

Жыл бұрын

#8 on trending and not a soul will listen to this man and will continue to pre-order the next broken pokemon game

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

Weaker Jontron

@Dasqal

Жыл бұрын

@@Dorraj Yeah, and now the new shit they do is delay the game a few days unless you pay 20 bucks extra to get early access. And people will pay the extra 20. 💀

This video just became incredibly relevant again with everyone's attitude to the Cyberpunk update

This is such a small detail but the cutoff from "Attorneys at law" absolutely killed me lmao 😭 4:01

Love how he makes 2 videos in a whole year and it’s like he hasn’t missed a step.

@ToriKo_

Жыл бұрын

Fr

To add to Jake's point, I think the issue got worse when Open World games became commonplace. Instead of scaling the bug checking and QA to the larger size of the game's worlds, they kept the same development times and release windows to appease stockholders, which led to crunch as an industry standard, and corporate greed as an acceptable reason to release broken games to make money NOW and fix problems later. (If ever.)

@louisvictor3473

Жыл бұрын

I say it on my own comment, but even the fact they just keep releasing humongous worlds is itself bullshit marketing crap (remember the "the biggerer you ever seen" marketing era? that came literally from marketing departments). So you just have to make a super large environment that maybe look cool at places (but definitelly not enough to fill the map), often times stappled to a game that shouldn't even be an open world in the first place, filled with arbitrary collectatons for the illusions of content. Had devs just made the game map that fits their actual game, all those resources could have gone into making the actual game, and not having superflous parts means fewer things that can and will go wrong in the first place.

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

@@louisvictor3473 I remember playing arkham city for the first time (after asylum) and being slightly disappointed at the map size for a few minutes before I realised it looks so much better working in reasonable constraints. I'd take that any day over a vast but less memorable tundra (unless the game was specifically using a tundra or distances to it's advantage)

@TheOceanBearer

Жыл бұрын

And while exploiting and overworking its employees

@louisvictor3473

Жыл бұрын

@@spacebassist Funny you mention that, because that was deliberated by the game devs. Sefton Hill (the game's director) said on a talk once that they wanted to create a very richly designed and gameplay intensive open world, so what the team thought is that they should go smaller while everyone was going bigger and bigger, so that they could make someting more unique, with each bit being handcraft and intentionally placed where it is. Search Sefton HIll DICE 2012 Session if interested (at 7:37 if you get the gamespot video)..

@workinprogress9483

Жыл бұрын

@@louisvictor3473 i think a great counter example is breath of the wild, there are vast plains, but the world feels very intentionally designed and it isn't too big over all

im glad you make videos like this, i gave up trying to explain this to a bunch of friends

Relying on individual action to change the games industry is like relying on jake from state farm to tell you the benefits of his competitors.

I remember Jake being on the hype train for Cyberpunk and then going dark on Twitter for a while after it came out 💀 I was like "oh no, we're gonna get a video on this one aren't we" and here we are a few years later haha

@adrianbrodin1319

Жыл бұрын

As someone who got Cyberpunk 2077 in 2022 when the next-gen patch came out, I loved it. It was everything I ever hoped for and I would love another game. ... because I didn't pre-order.

@robloxpwnr7604

Жыл бұрын

@@adrianbrodin1319 Yup, I purchased the game last June and loved every single second of it. Currently on my third play through and eagerly awaiting the DLC/Orion, but because I waited so long it’s easier for me to defend the game when KZreadrs or commenters still to this day dogpile onto it. The game released HORRIBLY broken and in a terrible state which is not excusable in any world, I just hope more people give it a second chance and experience the story because it’s a whole other game now

@keeemon4451

Жыл бұрын

​@@robloxpwnr7604i got the game pre ordered (i know i am mentally challenged) and through out all the dogshit there was still that magic there, but goddamn the bugs were inexcusable, really frustrating cause cp2077 is a really special game but it needed like 2 more years at least

@carcrashjayson

Жыл бұрын

Another shady thing about the Cyberpunk release he didn't mention is how some console copies got shipped early by accident and CDPR publicly threatened DMCA strikes for anyone who released pre-release footage trying to warn people. And the fans ate it up because "it will defend us from spoilers!" It's not even like they have legal grounds to take down transformative works using the game, even if it's before the release date.

@brianwilson8268

Жыл бұрын

​@@robloxpwnr7604 I think it's valid to hate on it. The game was delayed twice I believe, and came out that bad. They could have told the truth. "You guys can have this glitchy version, let us see our family and we'll fix it". That being said, I do want to try it later so I can't really complain when I didn't preorder it

I’ve never even heard of Michael Clayton until 10 minutes ago. What a classic. Definitely in my list of movies that exist, just wow

@davidwhaley3958

Жыл бұрын

Oh man, Michael Clayton flew under the radar. It’s terrific. Enjoy it. And thank you Jakey for making me feel old as shit realizing it came out in ‘07

@rerere284

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, that name that Tarzan thought was what a gunshot was called

@semanticsman5192

Жыл бұрын

@@rerere284 The movie Tarzan never gave Clayton any other name, we don’t even know if that’s his forename or surname, however his one closest named inspiration from the books is name William, so close, but no cigar.

@Pinstripedood

Жыл бұрын

Easily one of the movies of all time

@minhvan1216

Жыл бұрын

ok

The humour in your vids is just perfect when im feeling down. I always go back to them to watch and sometimes I find that you released a new video.

Naughty Dog with The Last of Us Pt 1 on PC should feel ashamed for pushing out an unfinished product and still advertising it as nothing is wrong.

Day one patches are like the "We'll fix it in post" of the gaming industry

@ironichamster8197

Жыл бұрын

Lol can you imagine if movies were released like that? “Oh yeah I saw avatar but it was weird, there weren’t any blue aliens just people in motion capture suits…”

@cacau1810

Жыл бұрын

ok

@pierreo33

Жыл бұрын

@@ironichamster8197 imagine if anything OTHER than video games were 90% finished. cars, oven, airplanes, computers... "sorry, if you want the 5th gear for this car you will have to wait" and then people would actually defend the car company, claiming that us car owners are entitled.

@Dan_Kanerva

Жыл бұрын

@@pierreo33 the ONLY REASON gaming companies get away with it , is because all the boomers in congress have ZERO idea what a videogame is or how the culture around it works... If they got to experience what all the common folk experience , they would sanction the crap out of these scammers

@ChronoTango

Жыл бұрын

“We’ll Fix it in Post” is still done *before the film ships*

It's comforting to think we're all looking up at the same gamer night sky.

@MonsterBunx

Жыл бұрын

And wishing on the same gamer shining stars.

@delusion5867

Жыл бұрын

@@MonsterBunx and contemplating the same gamer universe

Jakey always brings the laughs and good vibes. You are the one friend everyone needs in their lives. Thank you man!

You’re so right about fans applauding post release patches like with cyberpunk (especially with that anime they released bringing in new players who only experienced the game after a year of patches), some fans have become basically free pr it’s like I’m witnessing revisionist history in the making. So many videos and comments and posts about how the game was a masterpiece all along and people hated on it too much

@kyletheidi0t456

2 ай бұрын

I don't think the point of the video is that "games broken on release are never gonna be good or worthy of praise" because he says quite the opposite of that.

@zorro1319

2 ай бұрын

thats not my point either lol i have an embarrassing amount of hours in the game and enjoyed it a lot both at launch and after the recent expansion i just wanted to point out that it's worth remembering the serious flaws it had. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth to think that a company can just gloss over their mistakes by finishing a game a year or three after the fact@@kyletheidi0t456

As the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, smash it with a hammer and monetize the pieces”

@Elphienis

Жыл бұрын

No one says that

@Axl4325

Жыл бұрын

​@@Elphienis missed the point didn't you

@hoze1235

Жыл бұрын

Do more hitman

@Stylish_Actual

Жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here sneaky boy

@shuruff904

Жыл бұрын

@@Elphienis whooooooosh

Your humor is exactly my type. i love the effort you put into these videos. i don't care how long you take i'll always appreciate your work. thanks for the entertainment Jakey.

@NakeyJakey

Жыл бұрын

thanks so much for watching larry

@twonicelol

Жыл бұрын

@@NakeyJakey Your humor isn’t exactly my type. I hate the effort you put in to these videos. i don’t care how long you take i’ll never appreciate your work. I guess this qualifies as entertainment Jakey

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

Жыл бұрын

@@twonicelol lmao

@ShadowOfMassDestruction

Жыл бұрын

​@@twonicelol You have some of the humor of all time, I think the effort you put into your videos is kinda mid. You take your time man cause I'ma watch somethin' else instead. It aight.

Your editing is out of control! Seriously, some of the best I've ever seen. And the script is great too.

Even your sponsor ads are entertaining, Thank You Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey…

Naked Jacob is like a father to me. He’s usually absent from my life but that feeling of realizing he’s back again, even if it’s just for a short moment, is a feeling like no other.

@mechanomics2649

Жыл бұрын

But what about Liquid Jacob? Solid Jacob?

@TheCosta5000

Жыл бұрын

Hes going down to the store right now for some milk, he'll be back real soon.

@arandomday3530

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually pronounced Nakob Jacob

@monke12354

Жыл бұрын

Damn bro sounds like actual daddy issues

Always utilize the strafe when 'driving' James Bond in Goldeneye, and reap the benefits in multiplayer.

@Trovosity-Entertainment

Жыл бұрын

Big fan. Glad we all happy to see jakey upload!

@Se7enRemain

Жыл бұрын

You can use the C-buttons to move if you change control types. It's crazy broken in multi-player

@Gabesgroovin

Жыл бұрын

Alright, this one day I was playing Goldeneye 64

@greaniebeaniez3070

Жыл бұрын

Completely forgot brew loves golden eye up untill now

@ziggle5000

Жыл бұрын

Me and Jakey Rutzou

DOOM has stuck the landing since the 90's. I love how the enemies fight each other.

I really love your style and humor, glad to have you back gamer

your editing is incredible, so many background music changes and yet it always feels natural and flows well, and you talk fast but never too fast

@islaewm2850

Жыл бұрын

he's been doing this for a long time so naturally he's good at it!

@NakeyJakey

Жыл бұрын

cloe thats really sweet of you to point out and take the time to comment. thanks so much for watching

Michael Clayton is SO GOOD.

@Puupsock

Жыл бұрын

Hadn't thought about that movie in years but yes, great film, glad this reminded me lol.

@teasp00ns

Жыл бұрын

My favourite horse-girl movie

@mikem4314

Жыл бұрын

just watched it for the first time last week, fantastic movie from start to finish

@emr2710

Жыл бұрын

some great head bobbing from our boy Georgie Bobbley in there for sure

@thebludragonwarrior

Жыл бұрын

PSA for anybody out there who liked Andor, Michael Clayton was made by the same writer/director so if you like one you'll like the other

Cyberpunk 2077 with no actual update and only bugfix patches in the last year won the 2022 labor of love on steam. The state of the industry is 100% the consumer's fault.

@mrbungle3310

Жыл бұрын

Totally...i mean he has a point devs actually work hard and most of the time they are the losers...but also companies fire the great devs for more shit lazy cheaper ones... Ive worked on games and i know how the shit goes... haven't worked at EA but i know whats the problem and im blackpilled..i dont buy CDs anymore i just buy keys sadly, because CDs are just pointless unleas you are a colelctor and i want to collect games but the games are so broken in 1.0...wich true always there have been broken games and all that crap but the state they release the games is just far back from being finished... Cyberpunk is just total scam...the devs saw the pre sales and they didnt bother to fix the issues...no mans sky at least they tried to make the game fun and now its an amazing game

Ibeen seeing thumbnails of your videos for a while now all over yt...just never clicked and gave youna go. Wish I did earlier... Awesome content, keep it up! You're up there with dunkey for me !

I like how when jakey starts talking about greed he cuts to a sponsor that’s a nice touch

@yadsewnde8699

Жыл бұрын

I appreciated the ign or ant(s) joke lol. He’s so clever

@genin69

6 ай бұрын

Dont install paypal honey, its a trash intrusive spyware software that steals your data and sell it. why jakey? thought you wuzz a good guy.. disapoinTED

It's so funny to me as a person who isn't involved in the gaming scene at all, that I can still enjoy this man sitting on an inflatable ball give me all these facts on video games and be super interested the whole way through.

@tamtran-lx6zr

Жыл бұрын

ok

@faithevers6899

Жыл бұрын

me too hahaha he makes me wanna play

@zhin8294

Жыл бұрын

I think you just might be in love 😌

@miah2400

Жыл бұрын

@@zhin8294 Funny you say that. I am in the market for a bf, don't think Jakey is quite my type though haha

@risingshadow7697

Жыл бұрын

@@tamtran-lx6zr ok

Jakey is like a brother that visits every other week and it’s so nice seeing him

Very very good vid brought so much of my gaming history back examples too numerous to mention , asmo brought me here thanks man.

Jakey, on the off chance you see this in the deluge of comments, just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for the music, thank you for the videos, thanks for getting the Menard’s jingle stuck in my head to this day. Thank you Jakey, for being you, and being an inspiration to a generation of jaded youth.

@SonOfThor69

Жыл бұрын

REAL

@Norcey

Жыл бұрын

SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!!!

@trevmizer9784

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@Norcey

Жыл бұрын

@@trevmizer9784 💩

@loganchapman1345

Жыл бұрын

🗣️🗣️🗣️ SAAAAVE BIG MMONEY AT MENARD'S 🔥🔥

Jakey somehow always shows up when the world needs him most

Man you are actually one of few youtubers out there that aged so damn well. I love your humor lol

First, love you Jakey. Wish I could watch you more often. Second, loved that you put a VtMB song in the vídeo. Love that game. (Rik Schaffer - Disturbed and Twisted).

Would love to see Jake do a follow-up video on a similar topic... early access games.

@Mihaugoku

Жыл бұрын

seeing those 2 words together gives me nausea. early acc-🤢🤢

@dropkickpherby6994

Жыл бұрын

Hades is the ONLY game I have ever seen do Early Access right

@vojtazem6634

Жыл бұрын

@@dropkickpherby6994 Black Mesa also did it well

@5ynthet1c

Жыл бұрын

@@dropkickpherby6994 Valheim?

@americantoastman7296

Жыл бұрын

​@@dropkickpherby6994 Red Hook Studios did a great job (and are currently doing a great job) with their two Darkest Dungeon titles. But yes early access has a bad rep for a reason and that's so sad because the format is so good on paper.

Only Jakey would throw a Michael Clayton reference into a random piece about videogames. Such a masterpiece.

@shuruff904

Жыл бұрын

Is it any good though? I've never even heard of it lol

@MRKinoYoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@shuruff904 It's a masterpiece. Great film.

Great result of animation video .. good making man

3:24 right there is the main problem in the video game industry

I like how the industry standard just sneakily shifted from "we'll ship when it's ready" to "we'll ship when the publisher says so and fix it later" and the consumers still eat it up, and even praise the publishers finishing the half finished meal they got, with the fucking sauce sold as a pre-order bonus. Hahahaha our world is just so wacky and fun, haha.

@spechti2045

Жыл бұрын

xbox one ans ps4 was the worst gen

@Sky_Blaze

Жыл бұрын

@@spechti2045 yep that's when everything went to crap

@beric0bartman

Жыл бұрын

Tbf i don't think people give the pricing of videogames enough thought, 60 bucks it not a lot for modern AAA videogames, considering their budget and scope. Most games of this nature sought these alternative avenues of reveneus that everyone hates like microtransactions and shit, but they would probably cry even harder if games became 70-100 dollars/euros baseline.

@Sky_Blaze

Жыл бұрын

@@beric0bartman it is alot ad ridiculous pricing ..if most games weren't broke and actually didn't suck most of the time I'd understand...video games brand new should've never went over $40-$50 bucks.

@CelestialDraconis

Жыл бұрын

The average gamer is a mindless consoomer, unfortunately.

The fact that nowadays broken games are seen as the norm and a well-made game as an exception is goddamn depressing.

@shawklan27

Жыл бұрын

Preach it's hard to get excited for new releases nowadays when most aren't fully ready after a couple of updates

@PlatinumAltaria

Жыл бұрын

People spend time talking about the fucking STORES in games now. Like "the store has some great stuff and it's mostly pretty well-priced" my guy does a game come with the store?

@n_quintero

Жыл бұрын

Good thing I guess is that I saved money. But I cant stress this enough, stop giving them money. Even on sale, I have yet to pull the trigger on Dying light 2, Far Cry 6, Cyberpunk and similar titles since they are STILL hot garbage

@Jack_Saint_Archive

Жыл бұрын

Please buy games that are *finished* and made by passionate people. *Pizza Tower* developers released the game (Fully finished and great 👍)

@ezzahhh

Жыл бұрын

@@n_quintero Cyberpunk is far from "hot garbage". Yes it is not the game that we were expecting it to be and was broken on most systems at launch but it is one of the better AAA games i've played for a while despite it not being an RPG with any real diverging paths as originally advertised. If you have a decent enough PC to run it then it's perfectly fine and i'd rank it considerably higher than any of the other games you mentioned.

Love ya man! Always a blessing when you upload a new video!

Found you through noodles and dude! Man! Spectacular content. Keep on!

I could just watch Jakey, Jakey and Jakey Attorneys at Law doing commercials for random companies all day

@BiggusNickus

Жыл бұрын

And Jakey, and Jakey, and Jakey, and Jakey..

@cescimes

Жыл бұрын

​@@BiggusNickus also Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, and Jakey as well...

@drunkenmmamaster419

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of some adult swim shit 😂

@ChazMcRich1

Жыл бұрын

Sustained AND overruled, shit heh heh

I've been a gamer for most of life and I've followed my dream to work in the industry to create the experiences that I had when I grew up. To give to the next generation of gamers what I got when a kid as well. There are many subjects that you briefly touched that i want to respond to but I'll try to keep this short. What you see in games nowadays is the result of managers pushing the release date before the production team even get started. Like any development software, there are many changes to the direction of a certain feature we don't have the time to properly develop and test. Tight deadlines, unrealistic expectations and the occasional game design directors butting their heads between each and changing one single thing that is connected to 10 other features will cause game breaking bugs to appear.

@spikef1114

Жыл бұрын

Any advice for someone looking to get into that industry?

@THB192

Жыл бұрын

As they say, you can know what will ship in a release or you can know when it will ship, but not both...

@bizmonkey007

Жыл бұрын

Games are bigger than ever, too. Some of these open-world games are so massive and so complex that it almost seems impossible to truly refine them and iron out all the bugs.

@AnUncleanHippy

Жыл бұрын

@@spikef1114 Completely depends on the field. If you're looking to get into art, work as hard as you can and develop a portfolio you're proud of. Talk to other artists, get advice and feedback, and improve. I got into the industry after about 2 years of doing nothing but 3D art.

@TheDigitalAtlas

Жыл бұрын

There's even more to it than that like the colossal bubble of expectations in the HD era. This wasn't a problem when we didn't spend years iterating on models. The industry overextended its grasp and instead letting thing catch up, they just keep overextending. And Jakey blaming all of this on consumer preordering was sincerely baffling.

I love the videos and hope you take exactly as much time as you want and need between them. Real gamer girls are patient.

6:32 I HEAR THAT VTMB SOUNDTRACK

@chillhour6155

10 ай бұрын

FK yeah

This is the exact reason I never pre-order anything and wait a few months after release to hear anecdotes/reviews about games before buying

@KevinOnEarth_

Жыл бұрын

There are only two companies I would pre-order from right now and that would be FromSoftware and TeamNinja.

This man delivers 10/10 videos every single time

@ericsmith116

Жыл бұрын

Right, it's almost like when we give content creators time to fully develop what they want to put out it usually works out for not only them but the consumers as well. Looking at you publishers!!!

@thitran6105

Жыл бұрын

ok

@sleepypilled_zz

Жыл бұрын

we should be preordering youtube videos instead smh

@BlackParade01

Жыл бұрын

@FutaCatto politics have always been in games and that's a good thing. Bioshock? Politics. Metal Gear Solid? Politics. Literally every Battlefield game? Politics.

@BlackParade01

Жыл бұрын

@FutaCatto Bioshock and MGS are literally political games. The theme of the game, is politics. How do you miss that 😅 Also PSA: including a woman in a game isn't what politics are.

Correction: Rockstar wasn't the one to *work* on the GTA trilogy definitive edition - that was Grove Street Games, who also worked on the mobile ports for the GTA trilogy and the rerelease ports to the 360 and PS3

your videos always bring a smile to my face, thanks for uploading!! Also this video is really good im happy you addressed this

at 6:16 you he promised a spin yet no spin was in the video. im so fucking tired of these big hotshot companies that keep making big promises and then dont follow up on them just to make a quick buck. truly disgusting.

Good to have you back ! We gamergirls became fully independent gamerwomen now and will stick with you because we want to and not because we have to xx

@CaptainKie1

Жыл бұрын

Bro 😂😂

@iianmitchelldub

Жыл бұрын

Lololol😂😅

hey jake, you should talk about developers patching out bugs that don't ruin the experience but enhance, in a single player game for no reason. Examples: Kereznikov slide hopping in cyberpunk 2077, and the lego starwars: skywalker saga clone glitch.

I like to imagine that Jakey merely exists on the exercise ball when he’s not making videos. He must be absolutely shredded.

Thank you for making the distinction between the developers and the publishers, so many people love to blame the devs who pull 16 hour days and miss their child’s first words or first steps to get these products to us and even then when it’s not enough they do the same thing for another few months to get it fixed and finished. Cyberpunk is in my top 3 games ever and I still see the dev team getting so much hate online for how the release happened, but it’s all on the shoulders of investors and executives. Remember guys, we speak with our wallets not our words.

@mikehall737

Жыл бұрын

That is the problem people hire people with a life who got kids a family etc and expect them to be there 24/7 , instead thry should be hiring people who got no life who been locked up etc. They Will make sure that you will enjoy yourr game with you're hard earned dollars

@hoodboylem83

Жыл бұрын

​@@mikehall737 you really thought you said something 😂

@bcanimacoes6280

Жыл бұрын

​@@mikehall737Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

@bakedstreetyt

Жыл бұрын

I bet Mike Hall preorders all his games

@dordly

Жыл бұрын

Cyberpunk is an okay game, but it's still not even close to what was promised. They spent 10 years showing insane realistic gameplay and talking about how much the story changes with each decision and all the classes coming back plus new ones and insane character creation and then in 2018 they ditched the animations and graphics for much lesser quality and basically gave us Saints Row 4 if it had a better storyline and less grinding. They lied about what they were releasing because they thought they could top Rockstar as the kings of video games who actually managed to have insane detail and thought put into every inch of RDR2 while also having a rich and amazing story all with little to no bugs. Meanwhile, Cyberpunk is STILL very buggy. I'm about halfway done with my second playthrough playing on good, widely supported hardware and yet there have been countless times where I have to reload a mission because prompts just don't show up when they're supposed to.

Thank you for using Phoenix wright music in this, made me go back and play the original games. Something so small inspired me to play these games I love

pls make a video about making music, how hard/easy it can be, how u got started with music, how to make bangers on ur sample keyboard

dammit he lured me in with the promised spin at the end. well played

@drag0ngam31ng6

Жыл бұрын

10:39

@sneakypoptart388

Жыл бұрын

​@@drag0ngam31ng6 Thank you, I missed it and was like "where's the spiiiin!"

@ykh1992us

Жыл бұрын

I think they'll patch that in v1.1

At 6:11 we were promised a spinning Jakey, and alas we were given nothing. Anyone have a connection at Jakey, Jakey, and Jakey attorneys at law? I plan on suing.

Love the backing track being the instrumental to Lock and Load by MNDR ; my favourite song on the GTA V radio

The only channel I watch where I don't skip sponsorships, shoutout Jakey Jakey and Jakey

Appreciated the use of the Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines music. One of my favourite games, incredibly broken at launch.

@Eirik_Bloodaxe

Жыл бұрын

That’s why that was familiar lol. I was wondering. At least modders cared to save it.

@pseudomushroom

Жыл бұрын

glad i wasn’t the only one that noticed!!

Glad to see you back Jakey. Your videos always make me smile and I feel like this is one of my favorite videos youve made recently!

@ItsFayko

Жыл бұрын

poggers

This channel brings me so much joy ❤️🥹

bro jakey during your ad you should've added another "jakey" to the text at the bottom everytime you said it, ur funny as hell as always 😄

Unlike these AAA games, Nakey Jakey videos are always perfect.

@nothanks39

Жыл бұрын

@Txxx Cxxx i will turn your eyeballs inside out

@BiggerR10

Жыл бұрын

Nah

Fallout 76 was the game that finally snapped me out of the loop. I pre-ordered it and of course was met with immense disappointment. I'm glad you were able to capture the feeling of that in a great video!

@CN_Corbeau

Жыл бұрын

Haha for me it was Anthem, haven't pre ordered a game since

@seyeolajuyin

Жыл бұрын

Someone at Bethesda should gone to jail for that crime against humanity of a game 😕

@friendlyplayer92

Жыл бұрын

Rule 1: never ever NEVER pre-order anything

@youdonegoofed

Жыл бұрын

Last game I pre-ordered was Doom Eternal. Considering the DLC and Mick Gordon controversies, it was the one and only time I pre-ordered a game. I don't trust the industry enough to do it again

I’m rewatching Jakeys videos and so many have a top comment talking about Jakey as the favorite cousin you only see at family holidays 😂

Holy shit that PSVITA soundtrack is just pure fucking nostalgia 6:08

@gngrphyr

6 ай бұрын

OMFG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TY!

The fact that a 13 minute video with an ad break in the middle can still feel like a 30 minute video with meaning proves why you are one of the greats on this website. Thank you Jakey

@poiuytrewq3546

Жыл бұрын

nah, it felt shorter than 13 minutes

@pierreo33

Жыл бұрын

lol it's usually a bad thing if something feels longer than what it is

@glendarjj3991

Жыл бұрын

@@pierreo33 I think the commenter means that it's so tightly packed and edited that it accomplishes more than most thirty minute analysis videos in significantly less time.

@CesarDaSalad

Жыл бұрын

For real. I felt he'd said so much at first, then I looked at the time and I was like "It's only been TWO MINUTES??"

@fackingcant6528

Жыл бұрын

the fact that nakey jakey managed to provide us with multiple noises proves why very epic very good

Yooo this is wild I joined your community when you was only at 20 k now you got 1.83 m that's wild congrats

I wish more people would talk about the very serious issues Jakey brings up in this video instead of repeated comments of "happy you're back!" over and over again

@diavolosteddy7594

Жыл бұрын

ok let’s talk about it

@schmidy0677

Жыл бұрын

​@@diavolosteddy7594i just don't like it

@drunk6133

Жыл бұрын

What is there to say? Everyone's already said this topic a million times.

@tylarjackson7928

Жыл бұрын

​@@drunk6133 Well personally, and I know this is a hot take, but I wish games wouldn't release with bugs. I know I'm gonna get flack for this one, but I gotta say my truth.

@ducky4605

Жыл бұрын

@@tylarjackson7928 that is virtually impossible, you can't make a game with very little bugs but no game developer has made a game that has NO bugs at all. As making a game causes unseen bugs to happen and patching a game causes new bugs to pop up.

'It is 2007, I just saw Michael Clayton" This resonated with me for scary and obtuse reasons.

I love how ace attorney soundtrack plays in most of his videos