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  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey10 ай бұрын

    this video was forged in a bargain bin by 7 PSVITAs all tangled together as one super gundam no but for real i did actually just get a Steam Deck and man that shit is NOT crappy technology so far im pretty impressed!! and i might do a video about it on Jaquan if that sounds interesting...?? anyways if u see this i hope youre well and your technology is well too and lemme know what you think is crappy down below

  • @the_blue_chicken

    @the_blue_chicken

    10 ай бұрын

    Did you fix your laptop after it exploded

  • @ChrisRey3156

    @ChrisRey3156

    10 ай бұрын

  • @thematiasmadness7010

    @thematiasmadness7010

    10 ай бұрын

    Yes please

  • @DomokiinGaming

    @DomokiinGaming

    10 ай бұрын

    As far as I’m concerned, the PSP and PSVita was good technology ✨

  • @zhon5311

    @zhon5311

    10 ай бұрын

    Steam Deck is amazing! I picked it up on Summer Sale and I somehow prefer to play some of my library on the Deck than on my thousands dollar Gamer PC. Emulation is also the best! All the way up to Switch! Hope you have a great time with it and I'd love to see a video of your impressions!

  • @brewstew
    @brewstew10 ай бұрын

    10 years ago I wrapped my Xbox360 in a bunch of towels and let it run for 45 minutes to ‘fix’ my red ring of death, because a 14 yr old on KZread told me to. What a time to be alive.

  • @SirBladewind

    @SirBladewind

    10 ай бұрын

    Did it work?

  • @aldrinswagmoftw209

    @aldrinswagmoftw209

    10 ай бұрын

    I remember sitting next to my older brother and cousin trying this shit back in the day. The video they watched recommended having a fire extinguisher handy and my bro and cousin were like naww dont need that shit.

  • @TurboPancake

    @TurboPancake

    10 ай бұрын

    HUKAS???

  • @matthewjalovick

    @matthewjalovick

    10 ай бұрын

    Same. I heard that you need to intentionally overheat the hell out of it. So I did. Like 2 hours later it worked for the next 3 years 😅

  • @curtman1374

    @curtman1374

    10 ай бұрын

    I got the red ring within a week of Halo 3's release. Cried like a baby at 13 years old lol

  • @_AaronSchmidt
    @_AaronSchmidt10 ай бұрын

    A new Jakey vid is like when your parents would actually stop at McDonald’s to get you food

  • @jakedizzle

    @jakedizzle

    10 ай бұрын

    Apt analogy fr lol

  • @yessir650

    @yessir650

    10 ай бұрын

    *AND* you got an extra chicken nugget in your happy meal!

  • @lPHOTONl

    @lPHOTONl

    10 ай бұрын

    i think jakey is worth more than a comparison to mcdonalds bro...more like when you get taken to a fancy place once a year

  • @dopeanimekid918

    @dopeanimekid918

    10 ай бұрын

    These are fax 💀💀💀

  • @KenrickBlock

    @KenrickBlock

    10 ай бұрын

    YES

  • @ekki1993
    @ekki19936 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of a joke >Tech Enthusiast: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via Alexa! I love the future! >Security expert: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

  • @tybronx2446

    @tybronx2446

    15 күн бұрын

    This 😂

  • @ParotandArmorfinish
    @ParotandArmorfinish10 ай бұрын

    The most annoying thing about stick drift isn’t just that we’ve literally figured out how to fix it, but my older controllers either never got it or it was much milder and took years

  • @anotherrandomguy8871

    @anotherrandomguy8871

    9 ай бұрын

    Same here, my recent c ox controllers are the only ones to ever actually stick drift. Others for years I didn’t have this problem with my older controllers…well until I did, but it took a long as damn time.

  • @anotherrandomguy8871

    @anotherrandomguy8871

    9 ай бұрын

    But now i have another problem with my Xbox which I have figured out isn’t a very uncommon problem, that being controllers having a very crappy Bluetooth to the console no matter if the controller is new or not or if you reset the console or use a wire, which this just makes having an Xbox useless since now you can’t play it for longer than a few seconds before it disconnects. Plus I’ve heard that people brought new controllers and Xbox consoles just to have the same problem happen right after setting it up.

  • @markellii3093

    @markellii3093

    4 ай бұрын

    My psp still doesn't have it.

  • @Dorraj

    @Dorraj

    3 ай бұрын

    The fix for stick drift is to make controllers with hall effect sticks instead. But companies would rather save literal cents and use the awful ones. Oh also so you buy more controllers cause if they lasted too long, how are they gonna make money?

  • @Gruwg2024

    @Gruwg2024

    2 ай бұрын

    @@anotherrandomguy8871”cock controller”? Keep that to yourself man we don’t want to hear about it

  • @abbyreith
    @abbyreith10 ай бұрын

    My biggest technology beef is with printers, literally can't work even if they wanted to. How as a society have printers not gotten cheaper or easier to use? And don't even get me started on taking out loans to buy ink.

  • @richardwild3942

    @richardwild3942

    10 ай бұрын

    Ink Jet printers should be illegal

  • @roflBeck

    @roflBeck

    10 ай бұрын

    They work like magic if you're on Linux, but other than that, printers are indeed awful. They're finicky in any other OS, and you have to pay a fortune to feed it all the time.

  • @bobmcbob4399

    @bobmcbob4399

    10 ай бұрын

    @@roflBeckI run my printer/scanner from a VM in linux and print to the VM windows print server lol

  • @Channel-gz9hm

    @Channel-gz9hm

    10 ай бұрын

    Stop buying inkjet printers, stop buying anything made by HP or Canon, and buy yourself a laser printer made by Brother. Two pack rolls of toner for the Brother printers are $35 and last about 3000 pages. Had mine for 9 years and have never had to configure a single driver. Plug in the USB cable and it was ready to go.

  • @coreywinter8716

    @coreywinter8716

    10 ай бұрын

    ink tanks my guy. less than 25 dollars a bottle, albeit with a bit less ink. point is youre not paying for the cartridge

  • @ZavierG1
    @ZavierG110 ай бұрын

    I once saw a couple in Walmart and the husband was amazed at how cheap tvs have become. His wife said "yup. egg prices are up, tv prices are down." As if there was a correlation between the two

  • @SageArdor

    @SageArdor

    10 ай бұрын

    I want to have a glass of wine with that wife, and I don't even drink.

  • @aojeda133

    @aojeda133

    10 ай бұрын

    Doesn’t sound like they were making a correlation to me. More that they found it odd that eggs prices are going up but something like a tv is coming down in price.

  • @paladinluke37

    @paladinluke37

    10 ай бұрын

    Sheeeeeit maybe there is

  • @darastakid88

    @darastakid88

    10 ай бұрын

    @@aojeda133my exact thoughts. He was making a observation that eggs are up and tvs are down. There is no way he was implying the since egg prices are up tvs prices must go down.

  • @jmanners

    @jmanners

    10 ай бұрын

    They're beginning to use egg technology in the tvs

  • @Mango_416
    @Mango_4168 ай бұрын

    4:30 hit the nail on the head, God i miss just actually having buttons for things instead of deciphering the tree of menus to find out how the radio works

  • @GodofGHz

    @GodofGHz

    7 ай бұрын

    And its 1000x worse in teslas. They have a menu button to open THE GLOVEBOX.

  • @The_Natalist

    @The_Natalist

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@GodofGHz thats disgusting

  • @VulcanicCloud

    @VulcanicCloud

    6 ай бұрын

    The ever so annoying and growing trend of "minimalism and futuristic" will be the death of good design and engineering.

  • @The_Natalist

    @The_Natalist

    6 ай бұрын

    ​​@@VulcanicCloudminimalism has its place, but it can be taken to far

  • @stingerjohnny9951

    @stingerjohnny9951

    6 ай бұрын

    @@GodofGHz But don’t worry, the ai driver will kill plenty of people while you’re busy trying to figure it out. 😜

  • @GirAiDWinters
    @GirAiDWinters9 ай бұрын

    I think the airplane AC situation is more of the stewardess being too polite to say "burn, you peasant" than crappy tech.

  • @KattDa

    @KattDa

    6 ай бұрын

    The crappy tech is Capitalism

  • @soukai

    @soukai

    6 ай бұрын

    It's crappy tech,

  • @blitheringrando1410

    @blitheringrando1410

    6 ай бұрын

    "We could make your flight comfortable, but then you wouldnt pay more for first class next time" 😂

  • @adre2194

    @adre2194

    4 ай бұрын

    What reason would the stewardess have to harbour hostility against the regular passengers? It's not like they get paid any more if you're flying first class.

  • @Mordecrox

    @Mordecrox

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@adre2194have you paid for their hospitality? In corporate I found during the building of our new office that director, president and regular chairs costed the same, but peons have to be "put in their place". One tried to take a prez chair armed with this knowledge, was made to work with an actual cheapo chair that didn't even had arm rests or swivel for the audacity

  • @ThatDudeinBlue
    @ThatDudeinBlue10 ай бұрын

    As somebody who reviews cars for a living I was so happy to hear Jakey talk about trash infotainment systems that are usually so terrible - it is a godsend to have a new car with physical knobs for climate control nowadays.

  • @bizooty8782

    @bizooty8782

    10 ай бұрын

    Makes me glad that our plastic fantastic modern muscle cars still have some physical buttons in them lol Lookin at you Mk8 Golf...

  • @Drkbowers1

    @Drkbowers1

    10 ай бұрын

    At first I was sad the my new mazda 3 did not use a touch screen for infotainment but once you get used to it, it's nice to just use the knob on muscle memory and you don't really have to focus on the screen while driving. Also physical buttons for most of the important stuff

  • @alexbrown1050

    @alexbrown1050

    10 ай бұрын

    It's almost like we designed cars to be operated while looking at the road instead of looking at a tablet. Keep fighting the good fight

  • @KG-rk7qu

    @KG-rk7qu

    10 ай бұрын

    The crossover we didn’t know we needed

  • @cookies23z

    @cookies23z

    10 ай бұрын

    Omfg TRUE My dad simps for tesla/elon and driving the car I miss my fucking nobs and dials, I dont get the need for "no buttons" the fkn hazard lights button a re hidden behind the fkn screem Meanwhile my friends car (I dont remember the model or even company) has infinite buttons that are useless

  • @giselle9230
    @giselle923010 ай бұрын

    The fact that the #1 fix for joycon drift is literally cracking it open and sticking a piece of cardboard under the stick is fucking insane to me

  • @RustyShackleford556

    @RustyShackleford556

    10 ай бұрын

    planned obsolecense my beloved

  • @SolarScion

    @SolarScion

    10 ай бұрын

    @@RustyShackleford556 Not just that, but Nintendo being Nintendo and being so cheap with hardware design that it either doesn't work properly at all from day one, And/Or it has a 100% wear out rate within a year.

  • @crooster1

    @crooster1

    10 ай бұрын

    @@RustyShackleford556 What we OLD dudes did to our TAC-2 joysticks when the fire button stopped working on the Commodore 64.

  • @schmatzler

    @schmatzler

    10 ай бұрын

    Man, in 1998 Microsoft made a joystick with light sensors that never drift and are accurate as fuck, but in 2023 we're still using crappy potentiometers in our game controllers that start drifting after playing through one full game...

  • @RustyShackleford556

    @RustyShackleford556

    10 ай бұрын

    @@schmatzler This. We had this problem solved a LONG time ago. The Xbox 360 controllers are the only recent good controllers I can think of, but every old/retro controller I have is still 100% functional

  • @Aydos_Barbados
    @Aydos_Barbados10 ай бұрын

    Crappy tech: •Paid subscription for media/software •Things with non replaceable batteries •Anything with a rubberised coating

  • @darksidegryphon5393

    @darksidegryphon5393

    Ай бұрын

    Rubberised coating will eventually turn back into primordial goo or dinosaur juice or whatever.

  • @staxmcgee9760
    @staxmcgee97608 ай бұрын

    The controller stick drift is my absolute MOST hated crappy technology. By design. Greedy overlords intentionally using faulty parts to make us spend more money.

  • @em_the_bee

    @em_the_bee

    6 ай бұрын

    You could certainly spend that money on good keyboard and mouse :^)

  • @Markus-8Muireg

    @Markus-8Muireg

    6 ай бұрын

    ​​@em_the_bee some games (mostly Japanese ones) need a Controller, keyboard and mouse controls in Elden Ring for example are insulting. Also, don't gaming mice have mouse buttons that break surprisingly frequently?

  • @em_the_bee

    @em_the_bee

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Markus-8Muireg It depends on the mouse. If I understand correctly, they don't really "break"; they fall out of place a bit, it's a 5-10 minute repair if you have a screw driver And it's not like it happens any often. If anything, the wheel is the weaker part (though it's still not gonna randomly break if you don't knock it on the table or throw it around)

  • @staxmcgee9760

    @staxmcgee9760

    6 ай бұрын

    @@em_the_bee Nope, not for me. I never understood anyone that would PREFER keyboard and mouse over a controller. Carpal tunnel much?? No thanks lol

  • @user-in8qh3zf9d

    @user-in8qh3zf9d

    3 ай бұрын

    Keyboard and mouse is terrible ​@@em_the_bee

  • @jameshart4867
    @jameshart486710 ай бұрын

    Nothing gets under my skin more than software that you can't just buy once and be done. Everything has to be a god damn subscription service.

  • @mpp4345

    @mpp4345

    10 ай бұрын

    Adobe moment

  • @DELTARYZ

    @DELTARYZ

    10 ай бұрын

    I have to shill Affinity products as the Adobe replacement we’ve all been begging for. Couldn’t ask for a better alternative. Please give them money, and absolutely never give Adobe money.

  • @Coliflower185

    @Coliflower185

    10 ай бұрын

    remember, at that point, it's not just ethical to pirate it, it's an obligation.

  • @pointyorb

    @pointyorb

    9 ай бұрын

    I found another one of my kind

  • @opagel

    @opagel

    9 ай бұрын

    GameMaker after it got bought by Opera

  • @papagiorgio6224
    @papagiorgio622410 ай бұрын

    I’m convinced that planned obsolescence is the cause people’s anxiety. Everything everywhere is just worse than it needs to be, and people can feel it

  • @sierra----

    @sierra----

    10 ай бұрын

    they literally unironically dont make em like they used to

  • @SquirtleTime

    @SquirtleTime

    10 ай бұрын

    You didn’t have to get that real, but fuck me what a hard truth

  • @Sorin2120

    @Sorin2120

    10 ай бұрын

    One of the many failings of capitalism

  • @immaculatetoilet

    @immaculatetoilet

    10 ай бұрын

    Also, a great song by the band Gojira (planned obsolescence). This is not the future previously dreamed about, that’s for sure.

  • @tiagosantos5653

    @tiagosantos5653

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@Sorin2120 still less failings than any other system known to humanity

  • @Moechella444
    @Moechella44410 ай бұрын

    Jakey is quality over quantity. dude might upload twice in a year but they're absolute bangers. I'm so glad he doesn't rush it.

  • @PhobosDDeimos

    @PhobosDDeimos

    6 ай бұрын

    Just like JonTron was. I like it.

  • @JakTheLombax
    @JakTheLombax6 ай бұрын

    I was visiting my parents for Christmas and I finally told my dad he could turn off the motion smoothing crap and he asked me how. We worked our way through the labyrinthian menus and finally found the setting. It's called something different on every TV but we got it turned off and it looked so much better.

  • @jquickri
    @jquickri10 ай бұрын

    For me the most recent edition of crappy technology was visiting a mall where they didn't have a map. They had a qr code where I could download an app and after that. I had to input my personal info and then I finally got a map with no key. Instead I could I put where I wanted to go and it would tell me how to get there by using location services but it still couldn't tell me just generally what stores were around me. So much worse than a fucking map.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708

    @cupriferouscatalyst3708

    10 ай бұрын

    Similar experience here was a convention where the schedule was only available in some app that required two separate accounts and then still couldn't figure out what time it was. The most annoying part is that when I last went to the same con like ten years ago, they had a paper/PDF schedule that worked just fine, and it's like, why not just stick with that?

  • @VickyViolet

    @VickyViolet

    10 ай бұрын

    If a restaurant makes me scan a QR code to read their menu, I am burning that establishment to the ground.

  • @Blakbox92

    @Blakbox92

    6 ай бұрын

    Imagine the amount of money they wasted with that crappy system instead of just printing some brochures or just having a printout of the map behind some plastic on a sign post. Like damn.

  • @literofcretin

    @literofcretin

    6 ай бұрын

    We're in the counterintuitive era of technology where the novelty of everything being integrated into the internet and smart devices has become a detriment to convenience.

  • @kylegonewild

    @kylegonewild

    12 күн бұрын

    @@literofcretin You can have an online map without tying it to a phone app lol. They just want to sell your data

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice10 ай бұрын

    I feel like this could be a 1,000 part series, please continue to tell us about all the crap tech.

  • @wendelinspegel2842

    @wendelinspegel2842

    10 ай бұрын

    jake needs a series anyway!

  • @constantk8780

    @constantk8780

    10 ай бұрын

    Hint: it's all of it.

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan3329 ай бұрын

    I was looking to replace my car's FM radio with an aftermarket one with a Bluetooth option, but even the aftermarket new head units are all touch screen infotainment GPS crap for a 20 year old car. Eventually I was able to find one with like a hundred actual buttons and big stupid dial on the middle for the volume. I love it.

  • @weston407

    @weston407

    24 күн бұрын

    when i was in the market for a new stereo a few years ago, i could NOT find one that had a volume dial that wasn’t cost prohibitive - all i wanted was a volume dial and not up and down buttons but it just wasn’t in the cards

  • @andrewjazdzyk1215
    @andrewjazdzyk12156 ай бұрын

    I love that you used the gba sp as an example of amazing design because I still pull mine out every once and awhile and admire just how compact/pretty/functional it is.

  • @ohno5559

    @ohno5559

    3 ай бұрын

    Kind of insane that the GBA line only had 2 face buttons, though

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback10 ай бұрын

    The third PS5 controller I bought (because my other two had stick drift) got stuck drift in TWO WEEKS

  • @AntiSoraXVI

    @AntiSoraXVI

    10 ай бұрын

    Somehow Nintendo is to blame for this

  • @AsteroSloth

    @AsteroSloth

    10 ай бұрын

    My PS5 controller still works after two years wdym😭

  • @ragnarockerbunny

    @ragnarockerbunny

    10 ай бұрын

    RIP I had my Dualshock 3 for 9 fucking years before the board inside gave in and my PS2's Dualshock 2 lost the rubber on the left stick but still just fucking works, it's not even a second remote, it's my first one, the one that came with the PS2, that shit outlasted the PS2 itself.

  • @LukieLuke5

    @LukieLuke5

    10 ай бұрын

    This is why they make them this way. Because people like you will just buy another, so it makes them way more money this way.

  • @Scott-ql2kx

    @Scott-ql2kx

    10 ай бұрын

    wtf are you people doing to your playstation controllers? i've had every gen, two controllers every time, literally zero problems.

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis10 ай бұрын

    my phone blew up watching this thanky jakey

  • @virtual2288

    @virtual2288

    10 ай бұрын

    Then don't buy crappy phones like smasnug and appl, buy the superior chatter telephone lmao.

  • @braevinmaund1210

    @braevinmaund1210

    10 ай бұрын

    @@virtual2288 bruh snamguns and pabble to be pretty dogshit fr fr

  • @jorma8567

    @jorma8567

    10 ай бұрын

    omg it's my favorite alpha redpill chad podcaster!!!1

  • @realElzie
    @realElzie10 ай бұрын

    The only thing I have against buttons is that they wear out. Also, I think that battle passes, all the different subscriptions needed to watch new movies (HBO, Disney, Hulu, Netflix and more), Bluetooth never working properly, trying to order something online and it doesn’t ever arrive in time or is broken, dollar tree headphones, and micro usb all qualify as crappy technology

  • @musstakrakish

    @musstakrakish

    Ай бұрын

    Touch screen will brake before a piece of plastic that turns or you vaguely push. Also a button won't cost $4000 to fix

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun6 ай бұрын

    “For every person who dreams up the electric lightbulb, there’s the one who dreams up the Atom Bomb”

  • @Chris-bz2rf

    @Chris-bz2rf

    6 ай бұрын

    I thought of this exact quote

  • @doopersfr
    @doopersfr10 ай бұрын

    by far the worst technology I have been experiencing too much recently is college and university websites. the intuitive navigation of these sites is nonexistent and half the time, the information I want to find like time-based stuff is outdated or incomplete. I have so many bookmarks for information I only need sometimes because I KNOW I will forget how to find it again. university make a usable website challenge IMPOSSIBLE.

  • @townfool4682

    @townfool4682

    10 ай бұрын

    the site that my university used for course registration crashed every year when people tried to... register for courses. i swear the site could not handle more than 20 people on it at a time, and its sole purpose was for course registration. i have no idea who designs university sites but they are doing a very bad job lol

  • @Thomas.c4647

    @Thomas.c4647

    10 ай бұрын

    My university still links to a company on the home page to order books but it's been out of business close to a year....

  • @KuroOnehalf

    @KuroOnehalf

    10 ай бұрын

    Glad things haven't changed in the last 10 years.

  • @drunkenhobo8020

    @drunkenhobo8020

    10 ай бұрын

    Interesting to hear they haven't improved since the late 2000s. Actually I had figured that out anyway - was applying for a job at a local university and trying to search careers on their site takes me back to late 90s internet. The careers page is all just one big alphabetical list.

  • @BerkayKocOfficial

    @BerkayKocOfficial

    10 ай бұрын

    @@townfool4682 My uni has the exact same problem every goddamn semester lmfao. They recently redesigned the interface, and not only was the redesign worse in many ways, that crashing problem was still in the redesign and gotten even worse that the uni was forced to keep the old website alive. Literally, no progress was made whatsoever, yet I’m pretty sure them webmasters and designers got paid in a great deal.

  • @MaSTARMedia
    @MaSTARMedia10 ай бұрын

    I lost it at the 45 second delay on Roku TVs. That hit too close to home

  • @AdamSambuco

    @AdamSambuco

    10 ай бұрын

    My Roku TV is 10x more responsive than the Samsung which is smaller and newer.

  • @unlimitedDada

    @unlimitedDada

    10 ай бұрын

    I was straight up in the middle of using my Roku TV as he said that.

  • @dizzymash6235

    @dizzymash6235

    10 ай бұрын

    Holy shit you're here too? Everyone loves Nakey Jakey lol

  • @mchjsosde

    @mchjsosde

    10 ай бұрын

    @@AdamSambuco yeah if ur remote is screwy just use the phone app which works awesome and you can create shortcuts to ur favorite shows too so less clicking anyway

  • @SDSypher

    @SDSypher

    10 ай бұрын

    @@mchjsosde the phone app for my roku still has input delay 🗿

  • @maxwellhouse750
    @maxwellhouse7506 ай бұрын

    Thank you for the comment on physical climate controls in cars. I so agree. I almost handed in my 2013 Explorer which had plenty of life in it for the small Bronco because I liked the look and climate controls. Screen climate controls are butt awful. Both nice vehicles but in the end I kept the Explorer because it is more comfortable and the trade value wasn’t right.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red9 ай бұрын

    When will everyone learn that tech isn't going to actually make things better except for companies who want you to pay more for less?

  • @MaticTheProto

    @MaticTheProto

    7 ай бұрын

    So you prefer making your own medicine over proper treatments? I mean I can’t stop you…

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    6 ай бұрын

    Did you watch the video ​@@MaticTheProto

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks10 ай бұрын

    Very entertaining sense of humor

  • @morellatovar4151

    @morellatovar4151

    10 ай бұрын

    Bien

  • @indrajpatel8480

    @indrajpatel8480

    10 ай бұрын

    Very nice

  • @maharali7393

    @maharali7393

    10 ай бұрын

    Good

  • @ArjunParamanik-jd9dw

    @ArjunParamanik-jd9dw

    10 ай бұрын

    Hi

  • @ArjunParamanik-jd9dw

    @ArjunParamanik-jd9dw

    10 ай бұрын

    Hi

  • @therealjuralumin3416
    @therealjuralumin341610 ай бұрын

    I encouraged my parents to buy the same TV as me simply because I already knew how to use it, it made fixing all that crap like frame smoothing way easier, and I knew they would never figure out how to do it themselves 😅

  • @NakeyJakey

    @NakeyJakey

    10 ай бұрын

    this is actually such a fire strategy hahaha

  • @TheZINGularity

    @TheZINGularity

    10 ай бұрын

    @@NakeyJakeyLike a phone after charging it in your pocket kind of fire?

  • @keelansmith999

    @keelansmith999

    10 ай бұрын

    Am I the only one who actually like a motion smoothing? 😅

  • @harrisonmckinney7659

    @harrisonmckinney7659

    10 ай бұрын

    @@keelansmith999yes! What are you? A terminator?

  • @von...

    @von...

    10 ай бұрын

    @@keelansmith999 yes, just watch uncompressed/actual 4k content (not from netflix) & you dont need to smooth out all the jankness from the compression artifacts because it isn't there. also btw if you get something other than a TCL cheap TV, try hooking up a PC to it that actually supports the highest fidelity & refresh rate it is able to display - something other than a roku or using the smart tv stuff. bc hooking up a tiny pc to my TV & spending like a night setting it up as a media host on it has been a wild QoL upgrade. Literally everyone asks why it looks so much better than their expensive tv... its because fuck netflix, even their most expensive 4k package still sucks ass. I am not saying pirate everything, but living life on the high seas is VASTLY superior to the current quality of any mainstream service in 2023.

  • @korosuke1788
    @korosuke17888 ай бұрын

    I think peak consumer tech was around 2010. After that, it's all disposable garbage at twice the price. Bluetooth earbuds being the most obvious example. Wire is objectevely better. They have higher "sound definition" or whatever you call it in English, absolutely no chance it will give you a brain tumor, cheaper, etc. The only reason some people prefer wireless is because they have no idea that comfortable wire earbuds actually did exist back in the day, and are still available if you know what you're looking for.

  • @lunchfood5585
    @lunchfood55853 ай бұрын

    Loved seeing infotainment screen I work at an independent mechanic shop and the amount of calls we get about these failing is nuts what makes it even more fun is that theyre all proprietary and even within the brand they’re different car electronics are wild and go obsolete quickly some cars have specific things tied into the infotainment screen such as putting your wipers in service position or if you have a electric parking brake you have to release it to be able to change the brake pads and rotors in the rear as well as just being able to turn off the service message and when they break it’s dumb expensive just the dials in a bmw is a 700-1000$ instal for just a dial to navigate the infotainment screen

  • @Inirit
    @Inirit10 ай бұрын

    That bit about smart TVs was extra relevant for me. I dragged my feet on getting one for a long time under the assumption that the first few generations of them would be crap and I'd just wait until they worked out all the issues. Well I finally got one a few months ago, went with a well-known brand and paid quite a lot of money for it, and while the picture quality is fantastic I am constantly left dumbfounded by how godawful the actual "smart" part of the smart TV is. Embarrassingly slow menus, motion blurring nonsense, arcane menus, so many extra steps just to plug in and detect a god damn game console, but by far the worst thing was when I turned it on for the first time and let it sit on the dashboard for a minute or so it started playing video ads. Full screen video ads with audio on a TV priced in the 4 figure range. I love modern technology.

  • @majorgnu

    @majorgnu

    10 ай бұрын

    For now we can at least leave them without Internet access and use as plain TVs, but I wouldn't be too surprised if they started coming with built-in cell network access that you can't turn off just to be able to serve you ads and collect data.

  • @eruannster

    @eruannster

    10 ай бұрын

    I strongly recommend getting a dedicated media player box, like an Apple TV or an Nvidia Shield. You get all the good parts of the TV and skip all the bullshit nonsense UI.

  • @kotzpenner

    @kotzpenner

    10 ай бұрын

    I always shill for Philips smart TV, not only do they have great backlight, the smart aspect is also non-intrusive. When I watch TV at friends who have another TV we always get annoyed af when ads from the smart TV pop up, like wtf, I paid for getting ads shown? Meanwhile my TV has all I need and even has a nice keyboard on the back of the remote. Also recommended to my mom who got one. And it's pretty cheap, like I paid around 500€ years ago for a 4k 50 inch TV with all bells and whistles. Apparently they're more expensive now.

  • @muhammadhamzashahid7905

    @muhammadhamzashahid7905

    10 ай бұрын

    Just go for the ones with AndroidTV OS and skip the crappy UI problems

  • @extraordinarilybasic3250

    @extraordinarilybasic3250

    10 ай бұрын

    Samsung, you don't have to say it. They use shitty cpus

  • @BigFalconar
    @BigFalconar10 ай бұрын

    That movie while driving simulator is the most perfect “how easy distracted driving is” moment I’ve ever witnessed. I was so focused on the nic cage movie that I was genuinely freaked out when I saw the car accident from the drivers’ perspective. Safety NakeyJakey moment of 2023.

  • @joelbroadcastinggroup7991

    @joelbroadcastinggroup7991

    10 ай бұрын

    imagine he just makes a fucking spin-off channel reviewing the safety of random things called safetyjakey

  • @Nacho.999.

    @Nacho.999.

    10 ай бұрын

    ​​@@joelbroadcastinggroup7991you could have said SafeyJakey and you somehow fucked it up

  • @ringersol
    @ringersol9 ай бұрын

    My #1 crappy technology experience was probably the time when me and some friends were looking through a shelf of dvds, And crappy movies to watch, And ended up watching antz, But due to the fact that the dvd player had digital buttons, We were unable to take the disc out, And so we ended up watching antz 2 more times

  • @puppercop9438
    @puppercop94389 ай бұрын

    the ironic TV G logo while he says "It can still be a piece of shit" at the 2:00 mark made me spit my drink

  • @ifistedabear
    @ifistedabear10 ай бұрын

    The car touchscreen controls has been a pet peeve of mine for a while now. It's not only an additional distraction taken over by as you mentioned a muscle memory, but when if your touchscreen control goes to shit for whatever reason, you have ZERO access to climate controls. What if it dies on you in the dead of winter and you can't defrost your windows? "Sorry boss, I'm gonna be late because I can't see out of my window due to my touchscreen faulting on me."

  • @aurifulgore

    @aurifulgore

    10 ай бұрын

    A lot of car touchscreens just suck, too. Watching my dad, a tech savvy and broad fingered guy struggle to click on maps because the touchscreen pressure is so picky is infuriating lol

  • @condensationbear1814

    @condensationbear1814

    10 ай бұрын

    IMO the only thing touchscreens are meant for are maps- cause those are the only thing that’s inefficient asl in it’s physical form. 💀 Everything else 100% should be physical buttons

  • @danonck

    @danonck

    10 ай бұрын

    Couldn't agree more. I can't imagine driving a car with a touchscreen. It's convenient for me to use all the functions (maps, music, phonecalls) using voice commands, buttons on the steering wheel and the joystick in the middle. I once drove a WV which had the worst touchscreen I've ever experienced, bar from maybe ticket buying machines. Its touchmap was impossible to get right. Sometimes it worked with a slightest touch (when you didn't expect it) and if you really wanted to pick some function you had to push 10x as hard as you would a physical button

  • @bobmcbob4399

    @bobmcbob4399

    10 ай бұрын

    This is bought to you by "Digitalization" and Claus by the way. Just so you know who to blame.

  • @incandescentdream

    @incandescentdream

    10 ай бұрын

    YES I'm gonna feel like an old man asking if they make any newer vehicles with manual knobs :D

  • @michaelwesten4624
    @michaelwesten462410 ай бұрын

    man, it's great to be back to short, snappy, full on cranked videos with jokes in them

  • @NakeyJakey

    @NakeyJakey

    10 ай бұрын

    this is what im sayin michael

  • @Vistalgia

    @Vistalgia

    10 ай бұрын

    @@NakeyJakeyMichael Clayton It’s because of you I saw that film. An amazing decision.

  • @mintfloss15

    @mintfloss15

    10 ай бұрын

    hey michaelsoft

  • @Kerbonauts123

    @Kerbonauts123

    10 ай бұрын

    @@NakeyJakey Will your upload schedule be improved or will it be made by Roku?

  • @BlackXSunlight
    @BlackXSunlight4 ай бұрын

    4:54 ugh this. My friend’s Toyota had a physical analog buttons on her steering wheel to control her volume and AC and I love it, looking for that for my next ride

  • @annesmith9070
    @annesmith90709 ай бұрын

    I'm already a fan and your topics are often a step beyond entertainment into the realm of thoughtful and interesting - but in this one your comedic rhythm and editing has ratcheted up again! Thanks for the excellent info-tainment - and also that lovely sense of connection you get when someone else 'gets it' and articulates it :-D

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy10 ай бұрын

    PS2 controllers have a built-in hardware countermeasure against stick drift and it works practically flawlessly. It's not hard for manufacturers to make either.

  • @smailchali5102

    @smailchali5102

    10 ай бұрын

    why spend money on customer satisfaction when you can make more money on customer dissatisfaction

  • @Drekromancer

    @Drekromancer

    10 ай бұрын

    @@smailchali5102 This seemed like a smartass comment until it decked me in the brain. Now I'm just staring off into the distance and contemplating the truth bomb you just dropped on me. Thanks for sharing, friend. ❤

  • @nezunish-898

    @nezunish-898

    10 ай бұрын

    True tho. There this thing call hall effect sensor which some aftermarket/ custom controller use . Sure it a tad expensive but if it last longer and more durable yeah sure worth the price

  • @game_boyd1644

    @game_boyd1644

    10 ай бұрын

    @@smailchali5102 Capitalist innovation

  • @jim-myjumbo789

    @jim-myjumbo789

    10 ай бұрын

    My ps5 says otherwise

  • @kaitlin9288
    @kaitlin928810 ай бұрын

    In a time where quality video essays feel like they're getting longer and longer, I am once again impressed by Jakey's ability to create a video that feels like a satisfying viewing experience in like 12 minutes

  • @peaknostalgia

    @peaknostalgia

    10 ай бұрын

    facts. youtube video essays are getting too long for something you could read in 30 seconds on wikipedia

  • @chikinonfrydai

    @chikinonfrydai

    10 ай бұрын

    are you saying you DON’T want 20 hour video essays about skyrim?

  • @theviniso

    @theviniso

    10 ай бұрын

    @@chikinonfrydai Of course not. A 4 hour video essay about Skyrim, on the other hand...

  • @chikinonfrydai

    @chikinonfrydai

    10 ай бұрын

    @@theviniso kzread.info/dash/bejne/lnyEkpSDdaabeJM.html this is the 20 hour video i’m referring to, it’s a really good retrospective, but it’s long af

  • @DeathnoteBB

    @DeathnoteBB

    10 ай бұрын

    Seriously. I don’t have the attention span nor time for a 5 hour analysis of Insert 2000’s Pop Culture Show Here

  • @OldHickory176
    @OldHickory1769 ай бұрын

    I definitely have a lot of opinions about the tech items I use regularly, but my biggest gripe is definitely the buttons thing. Touch screens are cool and all, but all my old consoles still work and my old Prius's barely functioning touch screen nearly forced me into heatstroke.

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    6 ай бұрын

    if you actually got heatstroke the resulting media shitstorm would have made them change it

  • @theob1712
    @theob171210 ай бұрын

    Printers got off easy today.

  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews10 ай бұрын

    How about that time Amazon locked a guy out of his own "smart home" when a delivery guy falsely accused him of saying something racist when he wasn't even home? Or that time energy companies started turning off the air conditioning in houses with "smart thermostats" while people were sleeping during a heat wave?

  • @jeremy____5747

    @jeremy____5747

    10 ай бұрын

    There's a story about a WeWork location with a sliding door and an umbrella fell down and jammed the door shut and everyone who had a membership at that WeWork location spent WEEKS trying to get someone from the company to come let them in. They were being billed!

  • @VitalVampyr

    @VitalVampyr

    4 ай бұрын

    I don't think "that time" with the smart thermostats was ever. Energy companies have no real incentive to prevent people from using power at off peak times (such as when they're sleeping) since selling power is how they make money. They only want to reduce load in peak times since that's when power is most expensive for them to buy and if the load is too high it causes a blackout (meaning they can't sell any power and will probably have to pay a bunch of people overtime fixing the power). Also when they do manage customer thermostats they just adjust the set temperature rather than cutting off climate control entirely. I've never heard of company managed thermostats that the customer couldn't manually override temporarily anyway.

  • @CasimirWheelwright

    @CasimirWheelwright

    17 күн бұрын

    ⁠​⁠@@VitalVampyrinstead of typing a long paragraph why no company would ever do something like that, how about you take two seconds and google it. It happened on August 7, 2022 in Colorado by an energy company called Xcel, and over 22,000 people had their thermostat disabled during a heat wave.

  • @maanonthemoon
    @maanonthemoon10 ай бұрын

    Nakey is like that cousin that randomly pops up out of nowhere but you're excited to see what he's going to show you.

  • @incandescentdream

    @incandescentdream

    10 ай бұрын

    I didn't realize I missed him until this video popped up

  • @CheeseOnMyPizza

    @CheeseOnMyPizza

    10 ай бұрын

    First thing I did was scroll down into the comment section because I knew immediately I'd find someone who has said this comment a thousand times on Jakey's videos.

  • @maanonthemoon

    @maanonthemoon

    10 ай бұрын

    @@CheeseOnMyPizza yeah you gotta keep it alive at this point

  • @CheeseOnMyPizza

    @CheeseOnMyPizza

    10 ай бұрын

    @@maanonthemoon It's the running meme

  • @sackerland

    @sackerland

    10 ай бұрын

    I had an uncle like that once. I think he went to prison...

  • @Akelsien
    @Akelsien9 ай бұрын

    that Gameboy SP joke hit home, i was going through my old Gameboy games and tried to turn it on and it still worked i was mind blown

  • @andrewjazdzyk1215

    @andrewjazdzyk1215

    6 ай бұрын

    That's no joke, that thing was designed amazingly. Still love how compact it is.

  • @slaw8363
    @slaw83637 ай бұрын

    Instantaneous communication, people only started calling themselves introverts after we started being expected to be within reach at all times

  • @AedynWolf
    @AedynWolf10 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU for mentioning the replacement of physical buttons in modern cars. Absolutely hate that trend because physical switches and buttons are objectively better for some things over using a stupid laggy touchscreen while you're driving down the freeway

  • @TheStrix
    @TheStrix10 ай бұрын

    Oh my god, the dudes playing melee and brawl at my college would hold a lighter up to the TV EVERY SINGLE DAY to get past the menu without needing the sensor bar! I'm so glad other people have experienced this!

  • @kered13

    @kered13

    10 ай бұрын

    These days we homebrew our Wiis and use BootMii to bypass the home menu and go straight into USB Loader GX or Nintendont, all of which work perfectly fine with just Gamecube controllers.

  • @elyjahkidnot

    @elyjahkidnot

    10 ай бұрын

    If you have a wii classic controller you also do not need a sensor bar to play, because the left stick will trigger the cursor to move!

  • @Geeler

    @Geeler

    10 ай бұрын

    Two candles work even better

  • @noboty4168

    @noboty4168

    10 ай бұрын

    Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @maxlhetvxhywxvxbm7645

    @maxlhetvxhywxvxbm7645

    10 ай бұрын

    We had to use a lamp light bulb as the sensor, I just found out candles work too

  • @RobertJones-bs9pf
    @RobertJones-bs9pf6 ай бұрын

    As I feel my body and soul aging, I become more and more convinced that touchscreens are inherently a design flaw.

  • @joshpalmer4420
    @joshpalmer44208 ай бұрын

    These are genuinely funny and creative videos thank you jakey hope you have a blessed sabbath today

  • @mama_krama
    @mama_krama10 ай бұрын

    Thank you for speaking out against the cancer that is default TV settings, even at the high-end. Every time I walk into a friend's house and see their disgusting TV I turn into an RTings evangelist and ask for their remote.

  • @mactep1

    @mactep1

    10 ай бұрын

    Yup, even a really crappy budget smart tv can look really nice if you bother to spend just a few minutes adjusting the settings, not that i care about it being a smart TV, it was what i available, used the smart features twice and then disconnected it from them wifi.

  • @Autunite

    @Autunite

    10 ай бұрын

    Yep, first thing I did when I got my new OLED was to turn off motion smoothing and all the unnecessary dynamic settings, and instead tune it manually.

  • @jaymills1111

    @jaymills1111

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Autunite Fucking motion smoothing has had me looking up whether or not a game has had a new shittily implimented 60fps cap any time I see it

  • @deefable

    @deefable

    10 ай бұрын

    My friends no longer let me touch the game settings bc of this

  • @nezunish-898

    @nezunish-898

    10 ай бұрын

    True do , had to fix my grandma TV as she complain why the TV look bad . Turn out the all the gimicky setting make the TV quality worse.

  • @cyarain
    @cyarain10 ай бұрын

    Whenever Jakey uploads, it's like a triple A studio making a good game It's rare to see and it's bound to be a good time

  • @isaacsee3807

    @isaacsee3807

    10 ай бұрын

    i mean not even just rare because he doesnt post a lot, but rare because they’res only few creators that just release bangers everytime like EmpLemon or Degenorocity

  • @shreknskrubgaming7248

    @shreknskrubgaming7248

    10 ай бұрын

    @@isaacsee3807 Lemmino is great like that too. Loved all of his videos that have come out.

  • @eltondefrance1201
    @eltondefrance12012 ай бұрын

    Cant believe Jakey passes it to Jakey and to Jakey like that in the ad read. Feels like the beastie boys

  • @broomguy7
    @broomguy76 ай бұрын

    My Switch Joycons drift around like it's midnight in Tokyo circa 1992, meanwhile my old-as-dirt PS2 controllers work flawlessly whenever I feel like playing a PS2 game.

  • @robertlois773
    @robertlois77310 ай бұрын

    I’m pursuing a PhD in cybersecurity (electrical engineering actually with emphasis on security) and I can say that this crappy tech we put in our cars and other appliances is a huge security risk. Excited to see what happens next ;)

  • @behavior2836

    @behavior2836

    10 ай бұрын

    Could you elaborate? sounds interesting!

  • @alexanderredhorse1297

    @alexanderredhorse1297

    10 ай бұрын

    @@behavior2836 i mean, you dont need to "pursue a PhD in Cyber" to know what this goober just said (he isnt pursuing shit). but basically these garbage "smart" devices connect to your home gateway, which if a vector from outside LAN can access one of those garbage devices - like your "smart washing machine" for instance it can quickly other systems on the network that could potentially have sensitive information. If you think about the average household - most people prolly aren't thinking about ways their "smart fridge" might not have security measures implemented to NOT communicate with desktop computers/phones - but it doesn't matter either way once the vector has accessed the home gateway - even with the proper security settings on your personal devices - some attack vectors can still gain access depending on other factors with security on your network and of course following proper protocol - like not sticking random USB drives into your systems, etc.

  • @nwerd7584

    @nwerd7584

    10 ай бұрын

    its supposed to be, insurance and constant repairs. thats why I dont drive a car.

  • @robertlois773

    @robertlois773

    10 ай бұрын

    im pursuing your mother.@@alexanderredhorse1297 you're right, you don't need to be a smarty pants to know that this off-the-shelf tech with shitty SBOMs and HBOMs is riddled with programming errors from ass programmers that only know JavaScript but are writing in C and hardware from all of the world with hidden exploits. on a high-level, your comment is right - the attack surface is increasing as we add more bells and whistles to our devices. The Internet of Things comes with benefits but its a double-edged sword. But it only takes a few nincompoops to fuck something up. But I politely disagree that you need higher academics to understand how we can maintain efficacy in our devices and resilience - especially since a lot of this shitty tech is being thrown into mission-critical devices like cars and our Nation's powergrid. IF you are curious to take a deeper dive, take a look at how the Formal Methods community is mathematically proving security properties in their code. There is an operating system that was built from scratch using rigorous and concise proofs. It was deployed and tested in a drone and was 'unhackable' - its called the seL4 microkernel. TAKE A HIKE.

  • @jashelps

    @jashelps

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@behavior2836You can basically remote control cars in some fashion since like the first cars that had driving functions connected to a computer that allows wireless bi directional communication for like 15years + already Best thing its not even that hard to do I can start my moms car with my old ass laptop since 2011, make the speakers go boom and activate cruise control never been patched or anything on that opel astra something something and that was me just bein a dumb ass kid doing a it course safety analysis of a wireless connecting device

  • @JCee3223
    @JCee322310 ай бұрын

    This video resonated with me so hard. It's so true that technology nowadays is getting infinitely less user friendly and more convoluted. Especially smart TVs and car infotainment systems. Phones are also becoming less functional/repairable too.

  • @BumblingFool912

    @BumblingFool912

    9 ай бұрын

    literally just sorted out myself a slightly 4G capable Nokia 8110 phone precisely cause I wanted something w/ more buttons and simple usage. it STILL came with minor bloatware :L

  • @MrCaiobrz

    @MrCaiobrz

    6 ай бұрын

    Stop using iPhones and all of the sudden phones are functional, last longer and even repairble dude

  • @ObeseChess

    @ObeseChess

    6 ай бұрын

    Everything is just such a fucking pain in the ass

  • @jakecaetano
    @jakecaetano9 ай бұрын

    I love you so much Jakey, your videos never fail to bring me so much joy.

  • @jakeriffel3643
    @jakeriffel36439 ай бұрын

    You just put words to every single little thing that has been annoying the shit out of me for the past year! THANK YOU!!

  • @djentlemann6663
    @djentlemann666310 ай бұрын

    Completely agree about the whole physical button thing. I bought some cheap bluetooth earphones, the ones that have a wire connecting the left and right together so u dont lose em and they worked fine except the bar where u turn them on and off had fucking touch buttons for volume up and down, meaning that every time they slightly brushed my neck , shoulder etc, the volume would change or the song would skip pause etc. Considering you had to wear them with the wires resting on your neck so they didnt dangle around and fall off made it one of the dumbest uses of touch buttons ive ever come across.

  • @ZeroMilk

    @ZeroMilk

    10 ай бұрын

    That sounds like a proper pain in the ass. I would’ve taken great pleasure in setting those headphones on fire 🔥

  • @VuvuzelaVirtuoso

    @VuvuzelaVirtuoso

    10 ай бұрын

    I was so frustrated when looking for reviews on stuff like "true wireless" (aka AirPod-style) headphones years ago because I kept finding so much shit that was just reviewers ranking them with almost no regard for audio or how well they connect, just on the "next gen convenience" of how much you could do with the on-bud touch controls. I have yet to actually have a positive experience with wireless earbud controls like this that, I have only had my volume randomly get adjusted down to nothing or blasting the shit out of my eardrums because of me/some jackets accidentally touching the fucking things in a certain way.

  • @MultiCool55

    @MultiCool55

    9 ай бұрын

    One of the reasons I'm glad I splurged on a pair of Skullcandy Crushers, they sound good and have actual buttons instead of shitty touch controls.

  • @jessh4016

    @jessh4016

    9 ай бұрын

    I had some bluetooth ones without a wire, but the touch buttons were on each earphone and they were too sensitive so they kept randomly pausing, skipping songs, or maxing/turning off the volume every time they...touched my ear.

  • @AliceLoverdrive

    @AliceLoverdrive

    9 ай бұрын

    @@VuvuzelaVirtuoso I got gifted buds and I fucking hate them When I walk into a store or otherwise need to talk to someone, I HAVE to pause whatever I'm listening to, because good ol' option of unplugging one earphone and letting it dangle on the wire isn't available anymore

  • @oisinholz
    @oisinholz10 ай бұрын

    Its tiny snippets like "Micheal-soft" that makes me absolutely adore your channel. You're an absolute king! Keep up the great work

  • @watwatwatwat

    @watwatwatwat

    10 ай бұрын

    Dwight?

  • @megaEd90
    @megaEd909 ай бұрын

    You have earned yourself another subscriber! that's the first time I've genuinely cracked up at something in a while. Keep doing what you're doing!

  • @Gretasings
    @Gretasings7 ай бұрын

    THANK you for mentioning motion smoothing. Some people litterly cannot tell when it is on and it BLOWs my mind and GRINDS my gears and it must be banned from this realm.

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who10 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of a news story I saw a few years ago about the US Navy deciding to replace all their ships' new touchscreen systems with good ol' knobs and levers because they just work better. And because the touchscreens caused fatal accidents.

  • @JJ_1x

    @JJ_1x

    10 ай бұрын

    I work for the navy and my ship still has them. Makes me lose my shit constantly because they suck so bad, I'm baffled that someone spent millions to refit a ship with a less safe and reliable control system. There is literally no advantage. Not a single one.

  • @FelipeJaquez

    @FelipeJaquez

    10 ай бұрын

    @@JJ_1x Well you see random angry janitor on the USS North Dakota or whatever when the enemy is firing on you there's no time for some random firmware updates or screens which don't register inputs. Buttons and knobs may get wear and tear over time but they're infinitely easier to fix than a touchscreen.

  • @JJ_1x

    @JJ_1x

    10 ай бұрын

    @@FelipeJaquez I know I'm saying they should all be knobs but we have touchscreens instead

  • @HalfDayHero
    @HalfDayHero10 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of my Grandad who bought an off-brand surround-sound system and forever placed all 6 of the speakers directly under his TV.

  • @ajpi6220
    @ajpi62208 ай бұрын

    Even in the darkest hour of my 12h shift work Jakey made me chucke. Thanks Jakey.

  • @AetherWorkz
    @AetherWorkz10 ай бұрын

    The fact that you could download limewire premium with limewire still rings in my ears to this day

  • @Cascadia88
    @Cascadia8810 ай бұрын

    I go to hotels a decent amount for work (watching this on the hotel tv rn) and those tvs have the most insane set ups I’ve ever seen. The one I was in 2 nights ago was a smart tv but the remote didn’t have any arrow keys, an enter button or a back button. So in order to use it you had to get up and go behind the tv and use a arcade joystick to select anything and if you wanted to go back you had to turn off the tv, turn it back on, and reenter the app

  • @RubenTheCartographer

    @RubenTheCartographer

    10 ай бұрын

    Ho-ly. Shit.

  • @richardpolson7831

    @richardpolson7831

    10 ай бұрын

    I was in a hotel recently and the TV just had a QR code and said, to paraphrase, "scan this to cast whatever the fuck you want from your phone" Jesus christ was a god send, no signing into netflix/google/whatever on some random device that thousands of people use.

  • @Hadley.Sinclaire

    @Hadley.Sinclaire

    10 ай бұрын

    Neat channel babe 88

  • @GreenScreenBartender

    @GreenScreenBartender

    10 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure hotel TVs are purposely programmed to be as terrible as possible EXCEPT to order a pay-per-view movie.

  • @Cascadia88

    @Cascadia88

    10 ай бұрын

    @jerme974 the remote says “one for all”, I took a photo of it because of how ridiculous it was

  • @valdezinatorpro1377
    @valdezinatorpro137710 ай бұрын

    Dude, completely agree with what you said about the PS5 controller. I dropped mine a while ago and I almost got a heart attack thinking I broke it. Let's make handheld devices more durable, because human beings are not good at holding things.

  • @MrGrimlocke

    @MrGrimlocke

    10 ай бұрын

    Do ps5 controllers really break that easily? I only have a ps4, but my controller that I got with the console in 2015 still works perfectly. Are the ps5 controllers worse?

  • @LukieLuke5

    @LukieLuke5

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@MrGrimlockeThe Ps4 triggers would wear out on me super fast. Not so much the sticks. But still they weren't well made controllers either.

  • @PixyEm

    @PixyEm

    10 ай бұрын

    They really knew how to build durable crap back in the 90s. Can you even break a gameboy?

  • @valdezinatorpro1377

    @valdezinatorpro1377

    10 ай бұрын

    @@MrGrimlocke The biggest thing I'm worried about is the adaptive triggers snapping. It feels pretty delicate, and there have been reports of it malfunctioning.

  • @valdezinatorpro1377

    @valdezinatorpro1377

    10 ай бұрын

    @@PixyEm Prolly used tech made during the cold war.

  • @GabrielLopes-tl8ht
    @GabrielLopes-tl8ht11 күн бұрын

    I just discovered this channel and I laughed a lot. Great content.

  • @stathiskefalas
    @stathiskefalas6 ай бұрын

    such a great video, thank you nakeyjakey

  • @Stanimus
    @Stanimus10 ай бұрын

    It's always a good day when we get a new nakey jakey vid

  • @thecoldduvet7381

    @thecoldduvet7381

    10 ай бұрын

    Speak for yourself ahaha, but I defo appreciate a nakeyjakey video

  • @ljeans531

    @ljeans531

    10 ай бұрын

    That reddit bit was too relatable...😂

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    10 ай бұрын

    Yo PapaStanimus ✌😄🤙

  • @QuantumTelephone

    @QuantumTelephone

    10 ай бұрын

    It's always a nightmare day when Papa Stanimus uploads a short where he steals someone else's content, gives the most basic observation to give it a veneer of "fair use", and not credit the original creator who he is profiting off of. You're a just a greasier Sssniperwolf

  • @somewhatboxes
    @somewhatboxes10 ай бұрын

    thank you for the bit about touchscreens in cars. it genuinely feels like a lot of car reviewers talk about touchscreens in cars from the perspective of someone who has only played with it for an hour or two while the car was parked - not searching for specific functions while also driving on the highway (or worse, driving on city streets with pedestrians and cyclists around). the stuff they fixate on as being weird (or being neat) are clearly designed to be flashy and appealing at first, but grating and incessant over time.

  • @christopherlebaron9401
    @christopherlebaron94016 ай бұрын

    This channel is so amazing! I've watched two of your videos and felt like i was back in 2016 when i was less broke and old!

  • @spretten
    @spretten9 ай бұрын

    please do more of these, i keep coming back to this video to have a frustrated laugh

  • @jackwoodbury5224
    @jackwoodbury522410 ай бұрын

    You’re spot on with the touch screen thing. My mother in law’s dvd player had a touch screen instead of buttons, and it did this super cool thing where it would react as if someone had touched the open/close option anytime a shadow moved across it. I had to manually disconnect the touch screen capability to make the dvd player useable at all. Now she just operates it with her remote and all its beautiful, fully functioning, buttons.

  • @jonmcknlegg
    @jonmcknlegg10 ай бұрын

    9:47 Oh my god the "OUUYAA~" is sending me

  • @sjsiemka
    @sjsiemka9 ай бұрын

    Dude, I love your vids, never stop making them! 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥

  • @N8-hus
    @N8-hus9 ай бұрын

    Thank you for your music ❤much love

  • @WishMakers
    @WishMakers10 ай бұрын

    "Why is new tech always trying to get rid of time tested stuff" In the world of an industry trying to infinitely grow where it was thought there are no limits (even though diminishing returns is a concept that Exists), the phrase "if it ain't broke don't fix it" is lost on them This might be the most cathartic Jakey video ever, thank you for vocalizing this lmao

  • @micycle8778
    @micycle877810 ай бұрын

    i feel like a lot of the dirt cup CPUs are actually fine, it's just that programmers are really bad at performance nowadays, like we have made decisions that make programming easier while taking a huge sacrifice to performance because we assumed hardware would always just get faster.

  • @WARnTEA

    @WARnTEA

    10 ай бұрын

    Yea thats usually the case. I think these low cpu devices with have a similar experience to how bluetooth went from being a cute technology to being magic. All of a sudden it was so power efficient and could transmit over long distances even on small/cheap earbuds. That was basically a programming success, they optimized the programming for power efficiency, and that power efficiency allowed for longer transmission distances and lower latency. I expect AI programming to be able to fix a lot of the inefficiencies that modern programming has created to make it easier for a humans to program.

  • @gideonunger7284

    @gideonunger7284

    10 ай бұрын

    @@WARnTEA ahahahhahaha. hahahhahh. ahahahhahahaha. hahahahahahahahhaa. AI??!? that is the exact thing that will make it 10x worse. those models are firstly mostly trained for languages already slow like js and python since thats where the AI users are. then its trained on what is already the slow code. current ai has no problem solving ability whatsoever. its just a clever word completer so it will output code thats current or worse. why are people that fundamentally do not understand how current AI models work always the most confident in its abilty. like you dont know how it works. just sit this opinion out my dude.

  • @Tobiemoss

    @Tobiemoss

    10 ай бұрын

    lamers just brute force programs these days

  • @hoorayimhelping3978

    @hoorayimhelping3978

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm a professional programmer and that's pretty close to what happened. Over the past 25 - 30 years, hardware got cheaper, but programmers got more expensive. So it makes complete business sense to write software so that it's easier for programmers to maintain and understand at the expense of it being less performant, because it's much cheaper for businesses (and consumers) overall, since it was more economical to throw hardware, rather than people at the problem. We're coming to the end of that though; hardware power is hitting diminishing returns (in 2009, you pretty much needed a new smartphone after two years - now you can keep your phone for five or six without much trouble) and after 15 years of cheap money being thrown at software startups, we're going to start seeing the need for more efficient software and better programmers.

  • @PauLtus_B

    @PauLtus_B

    10 ай бұрын

    I think there's truth to that. I think it's why some Nintendo games seems to perform so well despite running on underpowered hardware. If the engine is optimised for this specific system and, more importantly, optimised for the needs of this specific game, it's gonna run much better. You can even look back at Rollercoaster Tycoon, which was made in Assembly. I think it's kinda depressing how many supposed "AAA"-games are built on Unreal Engine instead of an engine that was built for the specific needs of that specific game. I'm not going to claim Unreal Engine isn't a great tool or that there aren't a lot of talented people working really hard on these projects, but with any tool that is aimed for more generalised use, you're going to waste computing power on things your program doesn't actually need, or compute things twice that you'd only have to compute once. I've programmed myself on a not-very advanced level. But I've nonetheless experienced it myself that I could save about 85% performance cost simply by starting to work outside of the in-built programming language.

  • @filmfilm86
    @filmfilm864 ай бұрын

    I still have a blackberry... no company wants to give service so no one can call me. I call it a win win

  • @BooserBoi
    @BooserBoi10 ай бұрын

    Feels like yesterday I was recommended your video game box art video one of the few times the algorithm blessed me. Crazy that it was 6 years ago, and you have beyond blown up! Keep up the amazing content!

  • @tuong194
    @tuong19410 ай бұрын

    Everytime someone mentions Apple, my hatred for them gets awakened again. They literally started one of the most... "questionable" tech trend that I've ever witnessed: the removal of 3.5 mm headphone jack on mobile devices. Edit: lol I forget this comment ever existed, thanks for the likes. Whatever it is, just don't be mean to each other here

  • @DeathnoteBB

    @DeathnoteBB

    10 ай бұрын

    They did it because people could use Square or whatever instead of Apple Wallet

  • @AllenTool_NYC

    @AllenTool_NYC

    10 ай бұрын

    i keep losing my DONGLES

  • @jacany

    @jacany

    10 ай бұрын

    @@DeathnoteBBapple sells the square reader in their stores bri

  • @seanonraet8327

    @seanonraet8327

    10 ай бұрын

    Don't forget selling you a phone charger separately

  • @lycu3093

    @lycu3093

    10 ай бұрын

    ok

  • @charlievanderwal9654
    @charlievanderwal965410 ай бұрын

    3:15 is a perfect example of how adding goblin like behavior improves literally anything.

  • @FlareonGames
    @FlareonGames9 ай бұрын

    Being in the sky in a for hours eating five peanuts per bag and turning off your neighbor “Snakes on a Plane” movie by accident is all we can do so far… if we go to the point of good AC ventilation, we might think we some kind of gods…

  • @connorkobus2620
    @connorkobus26209 ай бұрын

    I lobe your vids even your adds are fun!

  • @saikousocial
    @saikousocial10 ай бұрын

    I feel like I'm dreaming seeing more than 1 NakeyJakey upload in less than 4 months.

  • @fidelrivera2887
    @fidelrivera28872 ай бұрын

    6:17 This made me laugh outloud real hard. Thank you for that Jakey Jakey and Jakey! 😂

  • @maxcervs
    @maxcervs9 ай бұрын

    First time i watch this channel and i fkn love this

  • @WaffleShortage
    @WaffleShortage10 ай бұрын

    i had totally forgotten about reflowing solder on consoles by baking them in the oven lmao. That's a great 'back in my day' moment. "Back in my day, when your videogames stopped working, you could blow the cartridges out with air, or just bake the whole console in the oven"

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    6 ай бұрын

    The whole console? Just the circuit board, no?

  • @absynth8086

    @absynth8086

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@alexc4924 you must be fun at parties. A real ball of joy

  • @AceRevero
    @AceRevero10 ай бұрын

    It felt like a fever dream, remembering all the weird, yet effective technology back in 2000's, and kinda a bummer on how current technology just struggles and always updating. But still, ya always bring Top notch comedy to the table! Respect to you, Jaquan, and to Jakey, Jakey, and Jakey.

  • @williamtalbot5040
    @williamtalbot50407 ай бұрын

    Just found this gold and this is my favorite

  • @shrimpy141
    @shrimpy1419 ай бұрын

    A new subscriber here first time I’ve ever rewound an ad just to see you’re goofy dances again this video killed me time for a binge of you’re vids 😅

  • @Boryathecat
    @Boryathecat10 ай бұрын

    7:15 Jacob trying to hold his laughter after saying "Sony clitoris" is just hilarious

  • @BascTechnology

    @BascTechnology

    10 ай бұрын

    i was looking for this comment

  • @peter8261
    @peter826110 ай бұрын

    Dude GameBoy Advance SP was an amazing piece of tech. I like how it folded into a small square with rounded corners. I even had the little controller handle adapter that made it comfortable to use. And the screen was nice and big. Dude. Probably the best handheld console ever. Amazing. This channel makes me remember so many awesome things.

  • @michaelthatoker7125

    @michaelthatoker7125

    10 ай бұрын

    I’d argue the ds was better. Even though it was bigger, being able to play new games along with any old game boy game was sick and I LOVED being able to buy discount game boy games when I couldn’t afford new ds ones (I was young lol)

  • @HatMachine

    @HatMachine

    10 ай бұрын

    @@michaelthatoker7125 Ok, but real question: When playing GBA on the DS, were you top screen gang or bottom screen gang? This will be on the test.

  • @DeathnoteBB

    @DeathnoteBB

    10 ай бұрын

    @@HatMachineWait what? You could change the screen it was on??

  • @Tretus

    @Tretus

    10 ай бұрын

    @@HatMachine i think it really depends on whether you prefer the feel of the GBA or GBA SP. personally, though... i like the bottom screen. why? well, i have a few DS consoles i got for free for "being broken", as in top screen malfunctioning or cracked. they still function perfectly for GBA games, though!

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708

    @cupriferouscatalyst3708

    10 ай бұрын

    @@HatMachine top screen, the bottom one was always smudged lmao

  • @Cherb123456
    @Cherb1234567 ай бұрын

    Enjoyed, thank you!

  • @magickmskh
    @magickmskh4 ай бұрын

    This video was too funny. I'm serious. I hardly ever laugh, and this brough me a lot of joy. Thank you for your hard work.

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