Yack that Like Button!

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Hell yeah. Yack it up!

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Go tell your friends to yack the like too

I'm sick and tired of being labelled racist and homophobic simply for being critical of star wars.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Totally. But they're the ones that suck. Not you.

@WhiteDragon689

25 күн бұрын

That is only their lame comeback over their inequity and talentless mediocrity.

@hotfroganimations

25 күн бұрын

Tell me about it...

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

@@WhiteDragon689 They literally make these actors human shields if it fails.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Do the actors know, and not care? Do they bite that phallic shaped bullet and bear it? OR are they that dumb?

Watched it twice and I still don't understand why there are wooden doors

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Lightsabers don't melt wooden beams.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Wait. Really??

@FallingTimberGames

25 күн бұрын

I’m still not sure why you watched it twice 😂😂

“When did Tim Robbins and Forest Whitaker have a kid?” Best line ever.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Right? I was dying

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I don't normally apologize but I am sorry for that picture, I am 99% sure it is cursed.

@BIBuildy

25 күн бұрын

It's so good!

Gayest Star Wars fails brutally during " pride month"...the irony.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Incoming: "The fans are bigots"

@kenamaro3942

25 күн бұрын

Budweiser treated long term, dedicated customers the same way. $$ 1.4 billion evaporated in a year, when will they learn??

@sauronluna3669

25 күн бұрын

It's not even that gay you really should do more research

@kenamaro3942

25 күн бұрын

@@sauronluna3669 those aren't my words....you should do your research !

@kenamaro3942

25 күн бұрын

@@sauronluna3669 I was quoting those involved with the production...you do some research !

An assassin hunting jedi asks around town where the jedi are seems more like how grindr people hook up

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

They're force curious and it's only on weekends

@mrm8850

25 күн бұрын

not the only 'gayer' in the village lol

Tim likes it, so its probably great

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Happy pride to you and yours🏳‍🌈

I can stop laughing at that "mutant photo" bit. When did Tim Robbins and Forrest Whitaker have a kid? Hahahaha nailed it

This channel is criminally underrated.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Thank you, this means a lot. My goal is to be criminally overrated.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

I agree Terr Bear

@StephenRansom47

25 күн бұрын

OSHA has strict guidelines for Underrating … they never did like the WOP 🤔

@terryschappert2397

24 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina A worthy goal.

@mupersan

24 күн бұрын

Based and copa-pilled. We need to get this channel to at least 10k

So many inaccuracies in…physics…writing… Donkeys are in charge.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I could have seriously made Little Platoon length videos tearing these 3 scenes apart.

@nizamzakaria

22 күн бұрын

Let me get this one straight…. So the Force is basically following the law of physics? Okay… there you go, white people logic

I tapped out after the chick survived a spacecraft crash from orbit without a scratch. Also why were the escape pods immediately captured but the actual ship they were traveling in left as an afterthought? Oh, and why couldn't she use the force to grab the droid 3 inches away? We've seen untrained force users use brooms with no hands

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Really?? Who is writing this stuff??

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I applaud your pain tolerance for it is much higher than mine. As soon as I saw Jedi threaten to use the force I cringed so hard it was euphoric to turn the show off.

@kevincarter2020

25 күн бұрын

@@ScriptedByJana some randon AI plot generator but it forgot no gravity and no oxygen in space

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

@kevincarter2020 haha you're a better man than I am

@galaktikuszselatin

25 күн бұрын

Why are there escape pods on a prison ship run by droids in the first place? 🤔

Bless you for watching 3 scenes. I couldn't get through the trailer.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Same! I'm at the point of my life where I can be picky lol

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Come on it's a trainwreck and I know you're curious

@CannoliSasquatch

25 күн бұрын

@@ScriptedByJana Same Jana

@CannoliSasquatch

25 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina I watched your video that's all I needed to see. Lol

Why is Kathleen Kennedy still around? I canceled Disney+ the day after Acolyte premiered . I hope the $$ will "wake" DISNEY up! FYI my favorite Star Wars HERO is Jyn Erso ...... a strong women!!!

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Jyn Erso is cool but I always keen on Mara Jade's storyline from the books

Tell that kid to close his eyes! Such disrespect…

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

Who, Forrest Robbins? lol

Why, why, why Disney do you not get it!!!

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Based and factual

@mrm8850

25 күн бұрын

they are 33s that is why luciferins.

Is there anyone in Hollywood with a perfectly triangular head that KK can hire?

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

The force is female and oddly shaped

@sharksbreath7

25 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Round head Rian isn't a ....well close enough.

@mrm8850

25 күн бұрын

33 club.

so star wars saved headlamp's life and to return the favour she killed it

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Honestly, they keep necromancing this IP just to kill Star Wars again.

After opening scene I was legit like wtf did I just watch and got the fk out. “I’m a jedi master” Assassin: “hey, look whats that? *points finger *jedi looks and dies, like what in the actual fukery You mean the years of training with the force when even as a padawan theyre trained to deflect lasers with no vision; dies like that That is some mad bullshiit

I should not be nor anybody else surprised about this but the one cool thing that acolyte had going for it was Trinity and they got rid of her in the first 5 minutes so go figure

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Carrie Anne Trinity Jedi was dropped faster than a teenager's phone in a toilet.

when are you going to collab with timdawg?

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

I also want this collab

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I am going to start a TimDawg watch party-watch party stream

This show make Asoka way cooler 😂

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

LOL ain't that something? This show manages to elevate the previous trainwreck.

Excellent analysis and review 🖖🏽

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Thank you 🙏

Her DND character just died. She upset.

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

😂

Hilarious Video!

@booshmcfadden7638

25 күн бұрын

It's so gay.

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

@@booshmcfadden7638 exactly

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Are you calling my video gay?

@booshmcfadden7638

25 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Yes. PriDEMONth.

I think by now we the people already knew that this show was going to ignore the SW lore but I just thought they could have been more creative about it.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Creativity is the last thing I expect out of modern Disney

Yackity Yack Acolyte don’t come back! 💕

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

🎵Take out the papers and the trash🎵 Now I got that earworm in my head LOL

@LovettEverAfter

23 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina I’ve been going around music incepting people. I got Blos with Nookie from Limp Bisket. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m lurking, waiting for my next mark…

Flaccid Phoenix gives this 1/5 Carnys

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

That means he loves it.

"Harvey Weinstein personal assistant and Lego person cosplayer" based

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

Based and pilled

Accolite actor Charlee Barnet said in an interview that Anakin blew up the Death Star. Wait, what? So Anakin grows up to be Darth Vader, builds the first Death Star, then blows it up, and then builds a second Death Star? Cmon Charlee, everyone knows Kylow Wren destroyed the Death Star.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

He was tired of having to answer to Grand Moff Tarkin so he blew it up himself and let Luke take the credit because deep down he's a good dad.

@BIBuildy

25 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Awww, that's so sweet. Darth Vader deserves something nice for Father's Day.

Force narcs are the worst!

Why does she poses funny. What kind of pose is that and telling people to attack her

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I like how Trinity looked at that pose and went, naw.

YAS YAASS!

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Two snaps up and twist

I hit that like button harder than the Jedi hits the buffet.

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

That's pretty hard dude, how's the finger after that kind of smashing?

@subtledeviancy-fg5vb

24 күн бұрын

More damaged than Sabine’s biceps after doing Arnold curls

Just when you think it can't get any worse, Disney Star Wars comes in and says "Hold my Bud Light".

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Dylan Mulvaney is the next Star Wars star confirmed lol

Wow thanks, this show sounds awesome and can not wait to watch it

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

Buckle up, buckaroo

More like Whackolyte.

@timbothejedi4146

25 күн бұрын

Crapolyte

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

LOL

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

@@timbothejedi4146 LOL haha we gotta keep this going

NEW SUBSCRIBER 🖖🏽

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

YAAAAS WELCOME TO THE MAFIA

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Welcome and thank you 🙏

What's the gay fence she talks about at 1:02? I'm so confused.

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

I literally don't know lol. The only gay fence in Star Wars I know of is in Kenobi.

😤- 🤔 that’s me … thinking about all of the energy put into reviewing, writing and regurgitating the obvious failings of the contrivance designed to provoke the fandoms Knee-Jerk Regard. I am sorry … but this is beneath us all. Disney is now a Cloning Lab… make one Brownie into Two for the sake of Di-clusion 🤔 …twins should sue.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Best thing to happen for Star Wars now is Disney sells it and all of their storylines are scattered to the winds

A "review" from a guy who doesn't do social media is what I really need. Would be so refreshing.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Yet here you are helping me out

@phatleet

25 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Like you are milking the accolyte, I'm cool with that. Everybody's gotta eat. It's the dead horse hitting for me. The same boring rethoric. The hypocrisy of it all. From both sides. Just watch the dammn show. If a lesbian scares you do as me and just watch the show, not the reviews/publicity stunts... Edit: Points awarded for not using mop hair as thumbnail. Must've been hella tempting.

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

​​@@phatleetlesbians? What are you talking about about? You literally read titles and sperg in the comment section, don't you? You guessing what I said in this video is hilarious to me.

Why is Kathleen Kennedy still around?

@BIBuildy

25 күн бұрын

I'd love to know all the dirt she must have on CEOs and board members.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Her secret is blood magic

Hey! You’re being completely unfair to Linear algebra textbooks

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

LOL true they have their use unlike The Acolyte

Gay wars

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

LOL

Moss is lucky her character died quick. This show is horrible. Just trash

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

How fast do you think she left the studio lot? Was it a one of those speed walks or was it a full sprint?

Lmao!!! 😂😂😂😂

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

🍻

Always haters out there somewhere. Star Wars is doing just fine and as somebody who was there in 1977 when it was first released…. while you may sit on this council, we do not grant you the rank of master. 🙌

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

This isn't Star Wars no matter how hard you squint and try and make it so

This is what happens when you give an iconic franchise like Star Wars ( and others) to a bunch of narcissistic "woke" people, they'll obviously only ruin it with box ticking and endless virtue signalling. Even if Leslye Headland's personality wasn't obnoxious, and she didn't look like she's been hit in the face with a giant shovel, the show would still be terrible due to it being infused with their delusional ideology/perspective, that attempts to depict the biggest fools of our society as hero's?...And this is why they always fail.😆

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I used to think their solution to their propaganda failure was to pump in more propaganda but now I think they're certifiably donkey-brained

@antimatta8714

25 күн бұрын

I couldn't agree more, the people that are pushing this agenda are either brainwashed or just stupid. Unfortunately many classic film franchises have been hijacked and damaged by soulless poorly written propaganda.

Space hobbit death thespians. Wonderful. 😎

@CopaExMachina

10 күн бұрын

How is this not a comedy?

@Melvin-Deeply

10 күн бұрын

@@CopaExMachina LesNado! It could be the next big franchise.

The ASSoLite? It's shit..

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

THe Shytolyte

Opening scene was dope, you legit have a problem with every single scene it sounds like?? just don’t watch it?? Star Wars fans are insufferable, the show is suppose to show the hubris of the Jedi and what led to their failure none of the characters actions were out of character for the universe, I’m sure if osha was a white dude you would love the show and that’s just a fact

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

I didn't watch it. I turned it off after the 3 scenes. I said as much. And no, if Osha was a white dude, it would still have the same problems with being a shit-tier show.

Nothing wrong with the show dude. :-)

@hotfroganimations

25 күн бұрын

There's so much wrong, how can you not see it?

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

Nothing????

@kenamaro3942

25 күн бұрын

It's a hot mess...

@ScriptedByJana

25 күн бұрын

I mean I can accept that you enjoyed it... but nothing wrong?

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Nothing? Everything in this video is a lie? LOL Sure.

Hilarious. Assolyte or Wokelyte, take yer pick. Either way, this show is crap

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

Crapolyte

another Disney woke flopper.

@CopaExMachina

24 күн бұрын

Flop and plop. Time to flush it down the toilet

My middle school fanfiction is better written than shit like "I am here to kill you" in the middle of a knife fight.

@stevena.7022

25 күн бұрын

In 1986, despite being out- gunned and outnumbered, my Star Wars figures beat my Gi Joe's in a surprise alliance with the WWF superstars.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

"What are you doing here?" - After she tried to slice open Trinity's cranium substructure and crushed her friend with a table.

@CopaExMachina

25 күн бұрын

@@stevena.7022 Remember when Transformers would enter the battle? Complete game changers...

@BIBuildy

25 күн бұрын

"I have come here today to perish you with a dainty blade named Margarette... see if I don't."

Enjoy streaming Beautiful The Acolyte S01 via D+ o/ I hope that Kelnacca survives on this week's episode 🤞 I'll relax with it tomorrow late evening by "65 Led Telly 🧘‍♂

@CopaExMachina

23 күн бұрын

lol