"Someone is killing Jedi" It's Disney

@ChazHQ

2 ай бұрын

Nah nostalgia is killing them

@mikeschaeffer7262

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@kevinthecleric

2 ай бұрын

Definitely Disney

@kevinthecleric

2 ай бұрын

​@@ChazHQ you are right, the nostalgia is quickly dying. Kids don't care about it, and adults with enough integrity are REALLY over it

@Njordin2010

2 ай бұрын

​@@ChazHQfrom somebody with that name 😂 trailer is the most disliked in history on every channel and site.

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “Disney didn’t watch that South Park episode”

@natealvarado301

2 ай бұрын

@@HolsovanUltimate”we caught the big one!! 🎣🎣🎣”

@colorin81colorado

2 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha, good, good... I see not all have turned to the Dark side yet!

@OnideusMadHatter

2 ай бұрын

I see cost cutting corporate Communist cancer eating its way through our culture and currency.

@dexlab7794

2 ай бұрын

Starwars has literally always had woman and people of color my guy. It's bad because the writing and cinematography is lazy.

@nothingness863

2 ай бұрын

@@dexlab7794 it's not lazy, it's ideology driven

"Close you eyes, what do you see?" "687+ thousand dislikes."

@robr7200

Ай бұрын

Praying we hit 1 million down votes

@michellestr8998

Ай бұрын

@@robr7200 yes

@jacksongibbs8998

Ай бұрын

I’m doing my part.

@FireinTheBowl

25 күн бұрын

Dude! That is not true at all! It's over 700k😂

@nnnn-sc2im

23 күн бұрын

star wars fans complain about everything

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "One season before it circles the drain"

0:33 - "Close your eyes" Alien: "I can't"

@Grubnar

2 ай бұрын

"Wait, you guys have eyes?"

@superkornfreak1

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Evilkuroful

2 ай бұрын

lmao i just fell out of my chair laughing

@lufuxi7923

2 ай бұрын

underrated comment, made me laugh😂

@JellyNightSquid69

2 ай бұрын

GavinBlake23 Batman: Than I'll have to close them for you. (Intense beatdown). Goodnight.

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see the dislikes disabled."

@Perjoss

2 ай бұрын

Use The Force Luke (chrome addons)

@StarWarsPublishingNews

2 ай бұрын

And they still got ignored 😂 This show already got renewed for a second season 😁

@wesbrannick8269

2 ай бұрын

​@StarWarsPublishingNews good, as a Gundam fan I'm greatly enjoying Star Wars lose money while Disney is having a shareholder proxy war. The DEI money is going to run out eventually.

@savvy.shane.1

2 ай бұрын

It is obvious they got bots and/or paying people to come in here and say something positive about. This looks like a total train wreck.

@Ellis_Hugh

2 ай бұрын

158K Likes right now, 299K Dislikes.

“Somehow Palpatine re-returned”

@BaldTemplar

5 күн бұрын

Some how palapatine has…pre returned!!!

@DavidFrancis24824

5 күн бұрын

😂😂

@Ghost-kn9bd

5 күн бұрын

Would actually still be better than this garbage 😂

@jacksongibbs8998

3 күн бұрын

DUDE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chris-ig9mh

3 күн бұрын

“Rey, I am your father..also”

"close your eyes, what do you see?" "an absolute mine field of a comment section"

@creopexcreations9738

17 күн бұрын

lol

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the House Cup."

@NasXShady

2 ай бұрын

😂

@dmacbta

2 ай бұрын

The Boy lies *hiss

@finsfan90

2 ай бұрын

This comment alone is better than all of Disneys, Star Wars fanfiction.

@teddnaing6851

2 ай бұрын

"I see waterm..."

@Beltzer0072

2 ай бұрын

​@@dmacbtaTELL THE TRUTH!! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!??

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "A million voices screaming out for refunds"

@devm2971

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jamesward-parrish2309

2 ай бұрын

I bet you can't even explain what it is you don't like.

@metbossou1719

2 ай бұрын

Very simple. This franchise was made for a specific demographic. That franchise has been literally highjacked to now cater to a different demographic, ie women and all the wokeness you can imagine. Couple that with bad storytelling, you have a disaster in the making. And before you say that it is toxic fans that are causing this type of garbage to fail, did you ever ask yourself why women and the entire woke cabal is either not watching the streams or filling up the theaters? @@jamesward-parrish2309

@Falcon-Actual

2 ай бұрын

meaning?

@eo7136

2 ай бұрын

😁😄😅😂🤣💀

“I see hundreds of Disney react Star Wars shills defending a series they know has been ruined but they need their Disney access passes and free tickets to Disney world.”

@haroldfinch8481

6 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeamJames did you know that over one million people cancelled Disney + because of content like this?

@j-mc5201

Күн бұрын

@@haroldfinch8481 D+ At Best!

@EllRiver

23 сағат бұрын

Toxic fans be toxic.

@EllRiver

23 сағат бұрын

​@@haroldfinch8481fake news.

@haroldfinch8481

21 сағат бұрын

@@EllRiver shills be shillin.

Disney are executing order 66... againt the entire star wars franchise.

@MunificentSunbeam

7 күн бұрын

Cope & Seethe

@LudwigPaiste28

4 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeamShaddup 🐈

@jacksongibbs8998

3 күн бұрын

Not the entire franchise, just the forced DEI propaganda that Disney keeps turning out.

@drhfuhruhurr4253

3 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam 🤣🤣🤣

@Porkleaker

Күн бұрын

Oh, I found the limp wristed simp

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "THE MESSAGE"

@dillonmohler1836

2 ай бұрын

I read that in the Critical Drinkers voice.

@teddnaing6851

2 ай бұрын

Critical drinker taking over...

@ZakonWith

2 ай бұрын

@@dillonmohler1836 amen

@darthspliffius7772

2 ай бұрын

go away now

@Jinkle

2 ай бұрын

@@dillonmohler1836Same 😂

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "The Uruks turn northeast! They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

@lenaeospeixinhos

2 ай бұрын

What did you say?

@theada126

2 ай бұрын

A balrog of Morgoth

@emperorpalps1076

2 ай бұрын

....GARD GARD GARD GA-GA-GA DAAAA DADA DAAAA DADA DAAAA

@fatarsemonkey

2 ай бұрын

Did you close your elf eyes?

@JamesDevine

2 ай бұрын

Tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him, tell me where is Gandalf for I desire much to speak with him.

Star Wars franchise at this point has to prove itself to be watchable. Don't expect fans to just show up because you say Star Wars. That was "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....",

Disney: " Execute order 66"

@Rodeo-Orba

23 күн бұрын

That's an insult to order 66. Disney is worse than that

@SakuraMoccixX

16 күн бұрын

hahahaaa

@ExMachina70

9 күн бұрын

@@SakuraMoccixX I'm so glad for this new KZread Translate. I had no idea what you meant by "hahahaaa" but KZread translated your words to "hahaha" and all the sudden everything made sense.

@SakuraMoccixX

8 күн бұрын

@@ExMachina70 can't pull the whool over your eyes huh..

@ExMachina70

7 күн бұрын

@@SakuraMoccixX 😄

"What do you see?" Disney not caring about our feedback.

@MunificentSunbeam

2 ай бұрын

Disney is being very smart 👍🏻

@LudwigPaiste28

2 ай бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam nothing says smart, like alienating a decades old audience with disposable income

@gooner3681

2 ай бұрын

@@LudwigPaiste28Alienating = having non white and female characters

@Supiragon1998

2 ай бұрын

​@@gooner3681 Those characters almost always have bad stories to them nowadays, to the point that it's correct to treat them a signifier of bad quality most of the time.

@georgejones5019

2 ай бұрын

@@gooner3681 Yeah, why appeal to your core audience when you can chase the mythical modern audience that has led to 13 box office flops in the last year? We're still not getting major Star Wars movies in the theaters. Winning strategy.

Jedi Master: "Close your eyes, what do you see" Student: "A franchise going down in flames."

@oscarnieves3

2 ай бұрын

Exactly 💯💯💯💯

@Zippo1st

2 ай бұрын

Since 2013

@ArkonBlade

2 ай бұрын

to late for that

@manuelcuesta4789

2 ай бұрын

Bruh, its like someone is trynna light fire to a pile of ashes

@howard7073

2 ай бұрын

It’s already chalked

Did you know that over a million people cancelled Disney + because of content like this?

@MunificentSunbeam

6 күн бұрын

Did you know that this is an assertion that has no evidence? Did you know that this is a pattern typical for bigots & homophobes?

@jacksongibbs8998

3 күн бұрын

Didn’t know the exact number, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Disney just can’t do anything right these days.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of dollars were suddenly burned in front of me and were silenced.

@Porkleaker

Күн бұрын

Ironic that the only people who might watch this are the activist types that should be mad about all that pollution lol

"Close your eyes, What do you see?" "I see todays sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"

@sammy-zr7lg

2 ай бұрын

hahahah love this one xD laughed for a few minutes

@ulyssesnewell431

2 ай бұрын

@sammy-zr7lg A bit of laughter everyday is good for you.

@jaytea1453

2 ай бұрын

"Close your eyes, What do you see?" Harvey Weinstein

@Snapper314

2 ай бұрын

The people who made this have openly said that they do NOT respect George Lucas or what he created with Star Wars. But instead of creating their OWN Franchise, they're continuing to try and steal his! So yeah... I can believe Modern Women made this.

@StaceyIsles

2 ай бұрын

This needs to be a meme edit now

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see a particular episode of South Park..."

@nicom5059

2 ай бұрын

Put more chicks in it, make it more lame...

@garysmith9823

2 ай бұрын

Ha!

@PhantomFelix211164

2 ай бұрын

You mean the episode where they make fun of losers like you that complain that everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault? Great episode

@Wedge-Antilles

2 ай бұрын

@@PhantomFelix211164 They were making fun of Kathleen Kennedy and how she is a horrible boss almost as bad as Bob iger is.

@nikhilnewse3318

2 ай бұрын

@@PhantomFelix211164 Anybody who doesn't lick the boots of big corporations like you is a loser?

A month after this trailer release, Deadpool & Wolverine trailer gets 974k likes on Ryan Reynold's channel and 260k likes on Marvel's channel.......in 12 HOURS!

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

Because there's no coordinated hate campaign against it

@domiu1994

Ай бұрын

@@PhilBertran coordinated hate campaign....all the comments and dislikes are paid xDDDD how big is your bubble? xDD

@thedave3704

Ай бұрын

You two know each other? Take it outside!

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

@@thedave3704 no one explained SOCIAL MEDIA to you, huh?

@thedave3704

Ай бұрын

Explain it.

711 thousand dislikes. After all this time people are still disliking it.

@DeranRoute-vu5jy

3 күн бұрын

It’s great isn’t it? Truly watching Disney fail yet again is the happiest thing.

@jacksongibbs8998

3 күн бұрын

Amusement is not something considers when watching a giant fall. But this… …this does bring a smile to my face.

Likes - 186K Dislikes - 638K

@jhonnydiamond

2 ай бұрын

How can I see the number of dislikes ?

@mang4260

2 ай бұрын

@@jhonnydiamond Many ways. For me, using Chrome browser, that's just a function you can select, a bit like "adblock".

@rhm3408

2 ай бұрын

You need a browser plugin! ("Return KZread dislike" for chrome p.ex.)

@MrDinek5

2 ай бұрын

@@jhonnydiamond Return KZread Dislike

@deceiver444

Ай бұрын

​@@jhonnydiamondthere's a browser extension called "return youtube dislike". It's available for most browsers. Look it up.

The Acolyte, "It's not about good or evil. It's about power." George Lucas, "Star Wars is a saga of good vs evil."

@Howlingburd19

2 ай бұрын

Ikr. It’s like these people forgot about the concepts of the light side and the dark side 🤦‍♂️

@bathcat3759

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Ragnar452

2 ай бұрын

Its about power is something only a sith may say. It's funny they don't even understand the source material.

@Nickraculous

2 ай бұрын

Why is everyone hating on this?

@Ragnar452

2 ай бұрын

@@Nickraculous Because it doesn't even hold a candle to the original movies. I have no idea how to phrase it differently. You can see the quality drop from one movie to the other. It's in the trash tier now.

“I see fire” um..check on that kid ???

@daboz8753

Ай бұрын

Well they’re just seeing Disneys crashing stock 😂

@ceasarsaran8573

Ай бұрын

Its just seeing the box office results.

@worscohli

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@iirevanii6456

6 күн бұрын

Someone at Disney loves Ed Sheran

This doesnt look like actual star wars, it looks like some cosplayers imitating star wars with some blockbuster music in the background.

@MunificentSunbeam

5 күн бұрын

This looks exactly like actual Star Wars.

@LudwigPaiste28

4 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeamLooks like Lesbians…… IN SPAAAAACCCCEE

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Nothing, Mr Weinstein"

@Quazi-moto

2 ай бұрын

Oooo... right square on the nose.

@A_YouTube_Commenter

2 ай бұрын

"Good girl."

@spency3827

2 ай бұрын

Brutal

@em23

2 ай бұрын

The rapealyte

@glent5659

2 ай бұрын

LMAO!

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” "Somehow. Weinstein returned"

@quadcarnage8462

2 ай бұрын

"Give yourself to the Weinstein" she must have said, when she was his assistant and funnelled countless victims over to that predator.

@techtonikshyft

2 ай бұрын

Oof, that's Dark. Are you sure you're not a Sith Lord?

@genichiroashina6372

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@teddnaing6851

2 ай бұрын

1.2k likes but only 2 comments. Boys, we got them!

@parklloyd6690

2 ай бұрын

No one's ever really gone. Right?

"Someone is killing the Jedi" Yeah, its Disney.

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

Nope

@Bobaman5400

12 күн бұрын

Aww. Were you forced to see a girl?

@Lensko59

6 күн бұрын

@@Bobaman5400 You might as well blind yourself if you don't see how they're ruining Star Wars. Not because of the Mary sues but they lost the plot completely.

@user-ij9fm8yj5l

4 күн бұрын

You stole that comment. Be original please.

The good news is, Disney Star wars is about to reach rock bottom.

@MunificentSunbeam

3 күн бұрын

The bad news for you is, you couldn't be more wrong.

@domiu1994

3 күн бұрын

Dont worry...MunificentSunbeam is a bot :)

@sandras-jz1yj

3 күн бұрын

@@domiu1994 That makes sense, because no human could actually believe what it just wrote

@MunificentSunbeam

3 күн бұрын

@@domiu1994 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a bot. I am very intelligent."

@domiu1994

3 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam you are just a rly unfriendly and maybe unhappy person

"This is about power and who is allowed to use it" So much irony in that quote for this franchise.

@Agent_Anderson

2 ай бұрын

Sound like one of Count Doku's justifications

@liamphibia

2 ай бұрын

Very subtle, Lucasfilm.

@shadi6484

2 ай бұрын

she: this isn't about good or evil also she: this is about power and who is allowed to use it so it's about EVIL, after all.

@shanewadsworth5474

2 ай бұрын

Agreed, they should not have the rights or power to make these horrible Star Wars movies

@samuellhemon6319

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha, right?

How could it be possible to destroy the LOR so much? Your movies don't even pay off anymore!

There was so much potential. And then…..

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

Disney took over and…

@robertotherabbit814

Ай бұрын

Decided that they have no need for paying customers. So they…

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

@@robertotherabbit814 Started making bad propaganda then when it failed…

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeamagain with the accusations James? We were just having a little fun. No need to stop being a lady, you’ll be back on your knees in no time.

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

Still does. Some will refuse to see that.

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Nothing, Mr. Weinstein." "That's right."

@Alex-ur3vt

2 ай бұрын

This is the best one

@Tarquin2718

2 ай бұрын

Haha genius.

@ayayouyouyaille

Ай бұрын

lmao

@ThePopo543

3 күн бұрын

Oooooof

Trailer starts: "close your eyes. Me: Good advice.

@synapticflow

2 ай бұрын

LOL! Yes!

@ManjulaD

2 ай бұрын

Haha

@Chad_Donnerhahn

2 ай бұрын

I'm not just closing my eyes, I'm closing my wallet. Remember: Don't give money to companies that hate you.

@pilgrim9593

2 ай бұрын

@@Chad_Donnerhahn with you all the way.

@Chad_Donnerhahn

2 ай бұрын

@@pilgrim9593 Based.

"Close your eyes what do you see" "Nothing."

Is this still star wars? 😢

@wstml555

Ай бұрын

no its woke wars

My favourite part is when Kenobi waves his hand and says "these aren't the Star Wars characters you're looking for"

@waffenwrapp62

2 ай бұрын

and then when he looks into the camera and says - you're no star wars fan in my mind. pure genius.

@LaraA55

2 ай бұрын

👍😅

@ivancerecer5758

2 ай бұрын

Would you rather them ruining legacy characters like Luke or Boba Fett?

@LaraA55

2 ай бұрын

@@ivancerecer5758 they are ruining the star wars brand in general 😔

@chadwpalm

2 ай бұрын

@@ivancerecer5758 They already did.

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” An alien kid without eyelids front and center

Oh my. How stunning and brave.

"Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt and destroy." - JRR Tolkien

@downwardsaerial2239

2 ай бұрын

A woke and relevant comment

@DylanCar

2 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@lewisanderton8062

2 ай бұрын

Wrong franchise.

@EasyHunii

2 ай бұрын

@@lewisanderton8062still True

@lewisanderton8062

2 ай бұрын

@@EasyHunii Yeah you're right, it is. On deeper thought, I think it's very applicable to Star Wars fans.

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “…a comment section full of memes from this very scene”

@danielb9427

2 ай бұрын

I see darkness

@Nerdiness1985

2 ай бұрын

I see more girl-bosses. And endless cascade of girl-bosses. And hipsters.

@tobitai_rin

2 ай бұрын

I can see the darkness! It's like my future

@anthroparion

2 ай бұрын

A DEI policy where a script should be

@freedragon6405

2 ай бұрын

Lol

The comments give me hope 😊

To put the amount of dislikes of this trailer in perspective, the Acolyte trailer stands at 686 thousand (and counting, who knows what it will be at when this is finally released) the Marvels trailer has 379 thousand dislikes. whch just shows, as much as people dislike the direction th MCU is headed, people dispise modern Disney Star Wars even more. Also to put things in perspective a Deadpool 3 trailer just came out and it already has 1 million likes (over 800 thousand more than this) and only 7.9 thousand dislikes. If everyone that disliked the Acolytes trailer hated Disney they would have gone to the Deadpool 3 trailer and disliked that as well yet they havent.

@ceasarsaran8573

Ай бұрын

Let's see how badly Disney ruins Deadpool. Reynolds already seems to be having difficulty keeping them on message... or rather off THE message I should say. Im cautiously optimistic. But I agree with what you say.

@michellestr8998

Ай бұрын

Disliking this trailer is all Star Wars have now to entertain themselves. Im sure not going to bother to go watch more girlboss on girl boss fighting. I had enough with Ahsoka.

@minana2785

Ай бұрын

​@@michellestr8998fr, I'd rather see good characters fighting instead of "oh we need more inclusivity and more women empowerment" and prioritizing that over good storytelling and stuff that keeps people interested

@michellestr8998

29 күн бұрын

@@minana2785 Id rather actually see some male characters. I love female characters too. I really do, but that is almost all we ever see now.

Harvey: Close your eyes. What do you see? Leslye: I didn't see anything, Boss!

@robbiezaso

2 ай бұрын

Harvey. Open your mouth. What do you taste now?

@bobby5359

2 ай бұрын

😂

@PaulJohn01

2 ай бұрын

And that's how you get ahead in Hollyweird !

@SiMon-em3wu

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@R-SXX

2 ай бұрын

​@@PaulJohn01* a head

I just watched three trailers for the Star Wars series, and I didn't see a single scene without humans. It feels like there are no more aliens in the Star Wars universe. Aliens are now portrayed more like animals.

@CarsonG-hq3mq

7 күн бұрын

I honestly think it's cause they're to lazy over at lucasfilm to even try anymore they're to obsessed with their woke politics to make it real star wars

@MunificentSunbeam

7 күн бұрын

Since when do we expect to see scences entirely without humans? That's never been true in live action SW. The place to go for your alien fix is Star Wars animation.

@CarsonG-hq3mq

7 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam that's not what he's saying he's saying there seems to be less aliens in star wars nowadays than back in the prequels or the original trilogy

@DigitalJediMaster

3 күн бұрын

Maybe because you've never seen a single Star Wars without humans...ever.

@CarsonG-hq3mq

3 күн бұрын

@@DigitalJediMaster what?

Been waiting for 4 years to get this trailer and this is what they give us 😢

@ThisGuy7310

Ай бұрын

Wait were you actually excited about this to begin with? Just want to be sure😂

@Thekid57

Ай бұрын

@@ThisGuy7310 I thought they would give us Revan and the characters from the old games

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see Leslye Headland walking young girls into Harvey Weinsteins office"

@UPTAUT

2 ай бұрын

Very well said. 👏

@Removalist666

2 ай бұрын

Because she's higher on the victim class ladder she conveniently didn't see anything

@PhilBertran

2 ай бұрын

How many young girls said she did this?

@jaybruno3571

2 ай бұрын

@@PhilBertrana ton

@thegaminggods1937

2 ай бұрын

Close your eyes what so you see Kathleen kennedy getting ready to kill star wars and lose disney millions 😂😂😂

"What do you see?" Disney is going bankrupt.

@Amp661

2 ай бұрын

Nope, disneys releasing all 6 movies in select theaters. They won't be bankrupt for long

@noahmolchain

2 ай бұрын

@@Amp661 I think you forgot the part where they lose about 250 million dollars every movie they release, and the have lost almost a third of their net worth in the past 2 years, yeah they won't be around for long lol.

@Saiputera

2 ай бұрын

​@@Amp661yeah but dune2 is beating every Disney movies in 2024 😂😂

@rhettmaxwell4860

2 ай бұрын

@@Amp661only in 13 theaters so not really.

@mrwabbit9576

2 ай бұрын

They have enough googly eyed bug-comsumers still throwing money at their projects which is the sad thing.

Phil and James will be part of the disney star wars jedi council but they won't be granted the rank of a master.

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

It is fair

@daboz8753

Ай бұрын

This is acceptable!

@LudwigPaiste28

Ай бұрын

The two of them are master and slave if you know what I mean…..

@jacksongibbs8998

Ай бұрын

You’re probably right.

@marissashantez6051

Ай бұрын

@@LudwigPaiste28 We know exactly what you mean.

“I want to be clear. Anyone who engages in bigotry, racism or hate speech … I don’t consider a fan.” --LH

'Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see a little silhouetto of a man"

@Strimbles

2 ай бұрын

Will he do the Fandango?

@fransaacs

2 ай бұрын

...with thunderbolt and lightning?

@BasedStoner

2 ай бұрын

very very frightening

@Davehyden119

2 ай бұрын

galeleo

@LennonMcarntney-dj9fe

2 ай бұрын

Galeleo

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" Me and millions more: "shorts never closed"

"This isn't about good or bad. It's about power." Disney's new slogan.

@londonarbuckle8601

2 ай бұрын

- Lord Voldemort

@princezion556

2 ай бұрын

nice catch! thats the real message, sucks to seeing all westen world governments destroying the world and then you turn to entertainment escape the horror of your country turning into a shiithole and its the same with your favorite franchise

@mathewwright4129

2 ай бұрын

...Unlimited power...

@thefoxcritic1

2 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@TheBallinCollin96

2 ай бұрын

That was a sith talking. Mfs not getting any context from the trailer bc wuhmuhn bad.

The alien that couldn't close it's eyes when they said "close your eyes" is non-inclussive

@FREEEDDOOMM

2 ай бұрын

We need to start a campaign to bring this bigotry into the light😂

@trawlerkent9101

2 ай бұрын

Shiver me triggers!

@MarshallVR1911

2 ай бұрын

SUE THEM

@wesrm1

2 ай бұрын

This! I’m glad it wasn’t just me who noticed this. It was an able-ist scene but so many did not notice underlining the fact that we still have a lot of work to do.

@eglantinepapeau1582

2 ай бұрын

he needs to be sent in a re-education camp asap to receive his DEI programm...I mean training .

"your eyes can deceive you, do not trust them"

BRO NOT THE MILES HAIRSTYLE AGAAAAAAAAIN

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Nothing. My eyes are closed."

@xenogaming8417

2 ай бұрын

This should have gotten more likes 😂

@genichiroashina6372

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@porflepopnecker4376

2 ай бұрын

I see Larry Fine saying that.

@TheForbiddenOne55

2 ай бұрын

_fin_

@AtTheGatesOfMadness

2 ай бұрын

Norm Macdonald once said that the perfect joke is one where the setup and the punchline are exactly the same. This comment is absolute perfection.

Harvey Weinstein: Close your eyes. What did you see? Leslye Headland: Absolutely nothing

@TjStorm97

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment😂

@brandonmetro7115

2 ай бұрын

Why is this comment everywhere. what is going on here.

@funkydanieluk

2 ай бұрын

@@brandonmetro7115 She was his personal assistant, but some how never knew about what he was doing....even though it was an open secret everyone in Hollywood new about.

@seth3491

2 ай бұрын

Mass Effect>Star Wars

@brokenclock77

2 ай бұрын

Lmao! Nice one

Update - 695 thousand dislikes

If Disney won't listen to Star Wars fans then I have no hope for Marvel, I think it's time to just jump ship.

@DigitalJediMaster

3 күн бұрын

Please do already.

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see massive layoffs at Disney"

@jamesanthony8438

2 ай бұрын

The sad thing about that is, they continually get rid of the ones whom _aren't_ causing the problems.

@kaminalateralus849

2 ай бұрын

@@NorseIt's hated because it's dogshit. Which soyjack youtuber told you cucks to defend this garbage?

@IlIllIlIlllIlIllI

2 ай бұрын

that is why she said i see fire

@james87367

2 ай бұрын

Hopefully.

@jacksongibbs8998

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Close your eyes, What do you see?" Nothing I canceled Disney+ months ago 😂😂😂

@dani_i8942

2 ай бұрын

Just months ago? You waited that long?

@schleisi

2 ай бұрын

​@@dani_i8942well to be fair the old stuff is still pretty good

@guidoconvertino3571

2 ай бұрын

the only bad thing about it is that you can do it only once.

@Booo883

2 ай бұрын

Not all hero’s wear capes

@1stRanger

2 ай бұрын

You don't cancel Disney. Disney cancels you.

It is ABSURDLY ableist to say close your eyes in front of that alien with NO eyelids. No social credits for you Disney!!!! DEI score -100000!!!!

@MunificentSunbeam

17 күн бұрын

He has an internal nictitating membranes.

@SidewaysGts

15 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam "He has an internal nictitating membranes." Super james to the rescuuueee! You give them a WHAT FOR James! Youre SO inspiring!

@lumbagoboi1649

13 күн бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam wow so now we're assuming it's biology and it's gender? When did it tell you it was a he? You conservative scumbag.

For anyone wondering, right now the like/dislike ratio is 192k/693k

@voltaire9176

Ай бұрын

I know, it's fantastic ain't it 😁

@jaybruno3571

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha😂

@Carabas72

Ай бұрын

Or, the way youtube actually counts them, 885K likes.

"What do you see?" Hidden downvotes, but we all sense the ratio

@alexanderwatson1980

2 ай бұрын

Return KZread Dislike Add-on. You can see the glory for yourself.

@SM-oc4rc

2 ай бұрын

It's at 82% downvoted rn 💀💀💀

@Golemoid

2 ай бұрын

Currently it's: 170k 👍 420k👎

@overdue4753

2 ай бұрын

not downvotes redditard

@huskytales9839

2 ай бұрын

@@GolemoidThis is correct, 170k up 423k down as of right now. Just gotta get the chrome extension and you can see the downvotes.

“Close your eyes… what do you see?” “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those kicks were fast as lightning.”

@ivantheblazingchariot2517

2 ай бұрын

Hahah someone need to edit this trailer with that song hahaha. Star wars is just comedy now hahaha

@Vhalior666

2 ай бұрын

Fast as 'Light-Sabers', you mean? :P I'll fetch my robe...

@12acgb

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MarkGormlyIsHung

2 ай бұрын

Grandpa, stop using the internet!

@bigdadpark

2 ай бұрын

This gonna be super weak or super fire

Disney must represent the Republic LOL

disney needs to get a paramount + subscription and watch south park: into the panderverse.

@carbonneau5630

23 күн бұрын

You know that this épisode was making more fun of people that complaint about these stuff that people that do them ?

@tylerzlatich4658

20 күн бұрын

It was pretty 50/50 lmao. It absolutely roasted Disney as well. Not sure how you missed that. Matt stone and Trey Parker are a moderate voice in this issue.

@swaffyss8773

10 күн бұрын

@@carbonneau5630 Like the other person said, you missed the part where they roasted Disney and Kathleen Kennedy the whole episode 😂. Y’all mfs say anything, just straight up incorrect stuff.

@True38

6 күн бұрын

The wokeism is strong in this one. I could hardly see ONE male actor, lol. Surprised the main character is not a transvestite chineese dwarf...

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "Leslye Headland wiping down Harvey's casting couch."

@someguyontheinternet2399

2 ай бұрын

This deserves A billion likes

@tulsacollins1721

2 ай бұрын

Best comment yet!!

@jameshutchinson2817

2 ай бұрын

You wipe things down, not up

@cormoran2303

2 ай бұрын

"Close your eyes" What Leslye told all the women she fed to Harvey.

@w12266

2 ай бұрын

Here's one more supporting like.

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Me finally cancelling my Disney+ subscription"

@walterchavez3081

2 ай бұрын

What took you so long?

@NaenaeB0Y

2 ай бұрын

​@jamesparkin9267 haha your tough.

@TheLeatheryman

2 ай бұрын

You had a subscription?

@OneEyedKingg

2 ай бұрын

Luckily I’ve watched most of their 💩 free. Won’t pay a dime till I see something good.

@tickticktickBOOOOM

2 ай бұрын

I got one for free and couldn't be bothered to activate it.

This show is missing Cow bell. We need more Cow Bell.

@tomasmontalvo2857

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

"Evil is not capable of creating anything new, it can only distort and destroy what was invented or created by the forces of good" - J. R. R. Tolkien.

Fans since 2004 : “How about Keanu Reeves as Revan?” Disney 20 years later : “We’ll give you Carrie Ann Moss as someone you’ve never heard of before”

@9mmsleepingpill851

2 ай бұрын

They met nobody half-way and just gave them Matrix Neo style fight scenes.

@PT-hk6jl

2 ай бұрын

it would be great when the star wars licenses go to someone who actually likes star wars and dont see it as an infinty cash cow

@MsWergo

2 ай бұрын

@@youareverywrongso true. Keanu doesn't need to descend to the level of modern Star Wars.

@Norse

2 ай бұрын

@@MsWergothey're vapid children's movies and you are cringe

@tumatauenga6433

2 ай бұрын

And more diversity hires for no reason whatsoever

Just imagine owning a huge franchise with a great legacy, with millions of fans around the world and doing everything to ruin it and gain fan hate. Well done Disney

@keizerFPS.

2 ай бұрын

It literally seems like they doing it on purpose by now

@ashookamanuela1901

2 ай бұрын

please. Fans hate verything new. They despised the prequels and everything that gets made that isn't the original trilogy

@Takeshi470

2 ай бұрын

@@ashookamanuela1901 not true actually

@Rafael-Fernandes.

2 ай бұрын

​@@ashookamanuela1901 I see a lot of people using the hate on the prequels as a scapegoat for what Disney has done to the franchise since it's acquisition. The prequels (wich i do prefer over the original trilogy) had it's issues and was far from perfect, but over time people started appreciating it more and in the end it was praised for complementing and enriching the universe stabilished by the original trilogy of Star Wars very well. And after almost 10 years the same can't be said for the "Disney era" Star Wars.

@Anonyomus_commenter

2 ай бұрын

@@Rafael-Fernandes.It’s not been ten years. TROS came out in late 2019. It’s been ten years since it began- and opinion on TFA does seem to have lightened a bit tbf.

100% 2024 Disney, 0% Star Wars. The best thing about this film is that everyone will forget about it very quickly. I don't believe 194K Likes.

@MunificentSunbeam

3 күн бұрын

10,000% Star Wars. (Also, not a film, Brainiac.)

@lildoodoo

21 сағат бұрын

What’s not Star Wars about it?

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see over 257,000 dislikes"

@tzukishiro

2 ай бұрын

on your comment maybe

@Laughy-Flaaffy

2 ай бұрын

I see over 257,000 genders and pronouns on this show

@Sokkatrades

2 ай бұрын

@@MajesticLGBT that’s not it this trailer is just underwhelming

@abhimanyunath2001

2 ай бұрын

How are u seeing that... I can't... It's not showing dislike numbers

@mrbad3036

2 ай бұрын

269,000 now

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Blackrock getting absolutely furious that these series aren't making a profit"

@incurableromantic4006

2 ай бұрын

That's the reason they invented ESG scores - so companies *have* to push this stuff even though their customers hate it, or they lose access to commercial credit.

@jancyraniak4739

2 ай бұрын

Uh, no. They don't care about the profit. They care about humiliating you.

@WingsOfADream1

2 ай бұрын

down with DEI ESG and larry fink the twink enjoyer.

@marissashantez6051

23 күн бұрын

@@incurableromantic4006 True. But even Black Rock can post a loss only so often. Especially now that people are calling them out by name. They have Union pensions in their management, and that needs to make money.

@RichSmithson

22 күн бұрын

This. They have so much money they don't care anymore. Its all about the precious propaganda and controlling your mind now. @@jancyraniak4739

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "Disney's future" 193K vs 702K is nuts!

"Only on Disney+" Thank goodness it's only on Disney+.

"It's not about good or evil. It's about power." The power not to watch this Disney+.

@noahdavis3924

2 ай бұрын

Why not?

@AbEndTV

2 ай бұрын

I think the power went out at Disney+ They need to call an electrician

@Mobius118

2 ай бұрын

@noahdavis3924 DEI, woke narratives, the destruction of the family

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” "Hey, you. You're finally awake."

@ThisGuy7310

2 ай бұрын

"You were trying to cross the border. Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us"

@apocolex93

2 ай бұрын

Nope. Still in the nightmare.

@infoidentity

2 ай бұрын

"and that horse thief over there"@@ThisGuy7310

@brevalentine

2 ай бұрын

SKYRIMMMMM

@StoicSurvivor99

2 ай бұрын

Yeah they're woke, alright.

"I see fire" she knows disney is burming star wars to the ground. Her skills are, 'impressive'.

Kathleen Kennedy is the sith.

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see Eric Cartman dressed as Kathleen Kennedy"

@mumkaimusic

2 ай бұрын

The irony you people just can't seem to grasp is that whole episode was making fun you

@kylemylo3776

2 ай бұрын

@@mumkaimusic Try again

@demondog45

2 ай бұрын

@@mumkaimusicAnyone who thinks that episode was just making fun of one side missed the point.

@wyrdflex5863

2 ай бұрын

You are from a different planet. ​@@mumkaimusic

@houseofshuffles449

2 ай бұрын

@@mumkaimusic Yeah sure right. And when Saturday Night Live parodies Trump, they're REALLY just making fun of Trump's critics. Riiiiiiiight...

"This isn't about good and bad, its about power" couldn't have said it better disney

@amcdonald7479

2 ай бұрын

LOL well said. Disney are sexual deviant cult members.

@londonarbuckle8601

2 ай бұрын

“This isn’t about good or bad. It’s about power and who gets to use it.” - Lord Voldemort

@Wedge-Antilles

2 ай бұрын

No star wars is about good and evil period thats it.

@nickteinken4597

2 ай бұрын

@@Wedge-Antilles would be nice if disney thought that way😭

@walterchavez3081

2 ай бұрын

Fans are starting to take back their power, the power to motivate producers, directors, writer to create good stories and characters. Vote with your wallet, people.

I’m so excited to see multiple Jedi on screen in the fight. We only saw them all in AOTC

I discontinued Disney+ a long time ago.

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

You and over 1 million other people. Smart move.

@MunificentSunbeam

Ай бұрын

Good Riddance 👋🏻

@LudwigPaiste28

Ай бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam more Minnie mouse for you to watch.

@SoulDivide

Ай бұрын

@@MunificentSunbeam b3tt3r start h3lping diz by buy!ng 50 copY5 of outlaw5 LOL

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

STUNNING AND BRAVE

“Close your eyes, what do you see?” “Fire in the comments”

@bottlethrower1544

2 ай бұрын

😂🔥🤯

Youngling: “I see fire.” Jedi Master: “Ok this kid is a lost cause.”

@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong

2 ай бұрын

Meanwhile Sith Lord: "Wisely said! Wanna turn to the Dark Side, kid? We have cookies."

@pderham26

2 ай бұрын

Why are half these comments this?

@Antidoxy

2 ай бұрын

​@@pderham26 bc that's what happened in Episode 8 and it was ridiculous.

@ewakam5124

2 ай бұрын

Jedi Master: "You just see Anakin on Mustafar"

@thecollector77

2 ай бұрын

😆

i think Jamesparkin9267 and PhilBetran are same person.

@LudwigPaiste28

Ай бұрын

They’re lovers.

@daboz8753

Ай бұрын

@@LudwigPaiste28 That’s great and all, I just really hope they don’t adopt any kids. Ten to one the poor child’s first word will be ‘WASSISM!’ or ‘SECSISSM!’

@baptist8155

Ай бұрын

@@LudwigPaiste28 they prefer pronouns of dei and shill

@PhilBertran

Ай бұрын

LoL, none of you people think

@darthrevan1281

Ай бұрын

I think you are right.

"Close your eyes. What do you see?" "I see the prize of 45.6 billion."

@jacksongibbs8998

3 күн бұрын

Shouldn’t that be “price” not “prize?”

Jedi Master: "What do you see?" Padawan: "I see that KZreadrs reviewing & talking about this show will make more money of it than Disney+."

@Malt454

2 ай бұрын

I see that substandard, agenda-driven, "fan"-stroking "criticism" serves the algorithm far better than reasonable commentary. This is the reason that the current state of criticism is actually worse than that of media.

@treyhelms5282

2 ай бұрын

@@raptorcaptain CRITICAL DRINKER IS AWESOME! I would genuinely rather watch two hours of him, than Disney Star Wars.

@treyhelms5282

2 ай бұрын

@@Malt454 No, because while they do get a current boost from the algorithm: 1. KZread itself is leftist, they would have given Disney a boost anyways. 2. As the left did to countless innocents, like Gina Carrano, scorn and ridicule is an effective weapon. 3. With such negative response, ratings for the actual show where the real money is will hurt.

@TaxpayingPatriot

2 ай бұрын

@@Malt454id love to hear your “reasonable” commentary

@Malt454

2 ай бұрын

@@TaxpayingPatriot- Sorry, you can't make any actual points here because, if you do, you're deleted by people who don't like them... but you can complain about Disney and whine about how good the dreck of the 80's was all day. So it goes.

"this is about power and who's allowed to use it" Also Lesley: "I used my power to find girls for Harvey"

@liamphibia

2 ай бұрын

How on Earth does this woman still have career?!

@laserblast92

2 ай бұрын

@@liamphibia She knows where the bodies are buried......

@jdstudios1912

2 ай бұрын

@@laserblast92 literally

@iagorincon

2 ай бұрын

If you find yourself using the line… “This isn’t about good or bad. This is about power, and who’s allowed to use it…” You might be the baddie.

@zoltanperei4789

2 ай бұрын

​@@liamphibia She is part of the alphabet people, that's how.

"close your eyes,what do you see" Trinity holding a lightsaber

@mihalischatzigeorgiou2538

17 күн бұрын

From dexter?

@jacksongibbs8998

8 күн бұрын

@@mihalischatzigeorgiou2538 The Matrix

How’s the Star Wars video game trailer doing? Pre-sales? Any info?

@mang4260

Ай бұрын

Shouldn't you say "pre-rent", based on the way they "sell it", lol 🤣

@haroldfinch8481

Ай бұрын

@@mang4260 never underestimate greed. With my trusty ol Xbox 360. What I pay for is mine. Get to hold it in my hands.

@mang4260

Ай бұрын

@@haroldfinch8481 Facts. Impressive to see we can enjoy for life a game bought decades ago on an old device we still keep, but we have to rent games that became unavailable if servers shut down or else. This reminds me this parody joke here, really accurate: kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZp2p8xycrrFn84.html&ab_channel=UncleAl

Close your eyes, what do you see?” I see me taking my wallet elsewhere.

@MrSGL21

2 ай бұрын

Fathom events is playing a bunch of Studio Ghibli movies this year. my bestie texted me and said "looks like we are watch more japanese movies that american ones this year" and i texted back "yep and i'm totally ok with that"

@hughescifer

2 ай бұрын

​@@MrSGL21if you are watching it in the US then it was distributed by Disney so you're still giving them your money

@treyhelms5282

2 ай бұрын

@@hughescifer Looks like you are wrong. Fathom Events appears to be owned by a conglomeration of theater companies other than Disney.

@Krios216

2 ай бұрын

Still giving the trailer your engagement tho?

@cormoran2303

2 ай бұрын

@@Krios216 Yeah because that totally equals D+ subscriptions.

Close your eyes. What do you see? Chrome extension: "I see half a million dislikes" Edit: 594K as of 29/03/24

@smushycows2334

2 ай бұрын

which extension lets you see dislikes again? I haven't been able to see them for a long time

@zadumanzx

2 ай бұрын

@@smushycows2334 just google show dislikes, Its almost half mill

@Finozzi96

2 ай бұрын

@@smushycows2334 its called "Return KZread dislike"

@philipmartin3411

2 ай бұрын

​@smushycows2334 what @Finozzi96 said

@alexanderwatson1980

2 ай бұрын

@@user-ck9mu7zp9qLong Live the Fighters!