"What are you?" "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."

@chrisaschliman1330

13 күн бұрын

What’s that make us?

@nerdgeekman

13 күн бұрын

@@chrisaschliman1330absolute nothing. Which is what you are about to come!

@theunknowncommenter725

13 күн бұрын

@@nerdgeekman you have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

@MK90_

13 күн бұрын

The "former roommate" got me 😂

@mousemetal1679

13 күн бұрын

Written by Dave Felony.

“ From the Studio that brought you …The Mandalorian…Andor…Ahsoka.” The Book of Boba Fett and Obi Wan were left out. 😂

@guaty4788

13 күн бұрын

They should’ve left out Andor

@notstazzmann9429

13 күн бұрын

Comparing Andor and Ahsoka like that is criminal

@SPB___

13 күн бұрын

​@@guaty4788imagine having no taste and thinking the internet is with you? Clean your room.

@Cbricklyne

13 күн бұрын

@@guaty4788 You have a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

@mousemetal1679

13 күн бұрын

Ahwoka the canon-breaking, badly acted, nonsensical fanfic LOL! And after the deliberately butchered (not)Mando S3...LOL to that too.

"What are you?" "I am...Darth Weinstein."

@petergriffin1779

2 күн бұрын

his brother is Darth Epstine

I only came here for the comments, and this did not disappoint 😂😂😂

"What are you" "I was in the Amazon forest with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died".

@hrossaman

9 күн бұрын

💯

@s4ulyaniv35

9 күн бұрын

Dayum 😂

@jimmy4993

9 күн бұрын

Did she choose the bear?

@TheRealEthanavos

9 күн бұрын

But what about great responsibility?

@Muhyee00

9 күн бұрын

Different studios 😂😂😂

“What are you?” “Another future action figure that will rot on the shelves.”

@robertotherabbit814

10 күн бұрын

It seems the toymakers had the commen sense to back out. They at least can see that disney is now landfill worthy.

@xkmuffinzx3915

9 күн бұрын

They're called peg warmers.

@00j30

9 күн бұрын

I heard star wars is soooo destroyed they are not even gonna try to sell action figures for this.😭

@kingsmithgaming8726

8 күн бұрын

​@@00j30 Hasbro had some up for pre-order as soon as the first trailer released.

@00j30

8 күн бұрын

@@kingsmithgaming8726 oops my bad then

I love the part where Leslye Headland got rewarded for enabling Harvey Weinstein by being given a Disney TV series.

@haroldfinch8481

7 күн бұрын

#leslyeknew

@mang4260

7 күн бұрын

If Leslye was a man with exact same journey / background, at no point she would got a job like this. DOUBLE STANDARD 😅

@baptist8155

7 күн бұрын

Imagine hiring someone that says they are going to make something and they don’t care of the fans like it?

@haroldfinch8481

6 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 hey James working hard on a Saturday? #leslyeknew.

@haroldfinch8481

6 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 how do you feel about the show runner climbing over the necks of abused women with her silent complicity?

"what are you?" "An Eric Cartman version of Kathleen Kennedy from the multiverse"

Surprised to see a comment section Disney hasn't deleted.

@PhilBertran

11 күн бұрын

Which ones did they delete?

@joshuaalvarez2292

11 күн бұрын

@PhilBertran Generally any of their Star Wars content has been locked or deleted ever since the fired Gina Carano. They called out pretty bad for it, was a bad move. Since then it's been increasingly Censored in the comments. There's even been an internal memo leaked from KZread that they were a factor in hiding the dislike buttons numbers. Disney does not handle criticism well.

@joshuaalvarez2292

11 күн бұрын

@@PhilBertran Did you get my responses? I'm not seeing them populate

@StarWarsObituaryNews

11 күн бұрын

​@@joshuaalvarez2292He reports every negative comment so it gets run through the elevated version of this channel's already harsh algorithm. This one has been doing it for years.

@PhilBertran

11 күн бұрын

@@StarWarsObituaryNews LoL, you're doing the same thing and you're not even a Star Wars fan

"What are you?" "I'm Weinstein, I'm looking for my assistant"

@marissashantez6051

10 күн бұрын

LOL!

@user-kz5gw7xe4o

10 күн бұрын

Nah. Even Harvey Weinstein wouldn't want to be associated with this show.

@TheTrex9000

9 күн бұрын

Didn't he actually get released from prison recently?

@haroldfinch8481

9 күн бұрын

#LESLYEKNEW

@bobb4you

8 күн бұрын

@@TheTrex9000 No.

"What are you?" "A strong independent woman" 😂

@DSchade24

6 күн бұрын

Holyyyyyyyy....that is hilarious

@pawnswizard1

5 күн бұрын

The trailer should show them fighting bears with lightsabres 😂

@onequickthing8950

5 күн бұрын

Strong independent woman is a euphemism for damaged angry misanthrope.

@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699

5 күн бұрын

...Who don't need no man!

@putinisgay4175

5 күн бұрын

Ah yes, thinly veiled misogyny. There's nothing wrong with female characters that don't need male assistance. Male characters have been doing the same thing for all of entertainment history.

“What are you?” “I’m Morbius, and it’s morbin’ time!”

@evilcartman32

3 күн бұрын

Jay from RLM would appreciate this

@bossshun9

Күн бұрын

Get out! 😂😂😂

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "100+ thousand dislikes."

@RConn55

10 күн бұрын

Why

@thedemon336

9 күн бұрын

​@@RConn55Because its woken shite

@wasteland_gz

9 күн бұрын

@@thedemon336What does that even mean?

@thedemon336

9 күн бұрын

@@wasteland_gz Google it 😁

@renanlima9053

9 күн бұрын

@@wasteland_gz do your homework

Remember this show is made by Harvey Weinstein’s assistant who made a play about how she was the real victim and not the women who were abused.

@haroldfinch8481

11 күн бұрын

#leslyeknew

@vincentvalentine4899

10 күн бұрын

One might say she's Weinstein's "Acolyte"

@renaissancenovice7202

10 күн бұрын

Pepperridge Farm remembers

@CaptainShitpost

10 күн бұрын

Never forget!

@Richardblue1963

10 күн бұрын

Exactly. People are so quick to forget this tidbit because just wanna consume slop.

the demonic powers have entered the video game and movie industry for good.

"what are you" Bait to make people complain about poor writing and then claim all critics are just toxic.

@rootigaroot9922

6 күн бұрын

bait? these people are aren't self aware enough to be capable of producing bait. they genuinely think they are "fighting the oppressive system"

@garyclayton1026

5 күн бұрын

100% Agree! Why is giving valid criticism to a company that is ignoring its paying customer base to stop forcing identity politics into mainstream entertainment considered so bad that it provokes such vitriolic comments from a certain few Disney Shills on this channel? The reality is that it’s the small but vocal minority of the Disney Shills which are the real misguided fools for promoting feminist propaganda! This is evident considering the mass exodus of the loyal customers & the massive loss of box office receipts & revenue from these intellectual properties, Disney is now facing. The argument still stands. If you are purposefully against your customers they will abandon your product and make sure you know about it. As is evident by the amount of dislikes on this "shows" comment section and dislike counter! Star Wars fans do not want political activism, a feminist agenda & gender ideology forced into escapist entertainment. "The Force is female" that's what’s wrong with Kathleen Kennedy & employing Directors & Producers who are Feminist activists first & Foremost. It’s about sending the message & the story comes last!

@Bread_n_Cheese

2 күн бұрын

@@rootigaroot9922 I mean you want to talk about self-awareness? You're the ones here pitching a tantrum over a star wars tv show trailer.

"What are you?" "I´am THE MESSAGE!"

@hardvibes

11 күн бұрын

You win🤣All hail critical drinker

@nomadicstrength

11 күн бұрын

@@hardvibes hail

@trevorsalamander8711

11 күн бұрын

Hail brother!

@jonahrains7483

11 күн бұрын

Based af. Love it.

@diego2817

11 күн бұрын

Lol

Ah "Peace is a lie" Part of the first line of the Sith Code: "Peace is a lie, there is only passion"

@vojtechb4810

13 күн бұрын

From Kotor game originally.

@Enkidone

13 күн бұрын

'Through passion, I gain Strength.'

@donpula6349

13 күн бұрын

Through strength, I gain power.

@caleb_dume

13 күн бұрын

@@donpula6349 through power I gain victory

@ArckyWasAlreadyTaken

13 күн бұрын

@@caleb_dume through victory my chains are broken

"What's that smell?" "Audience repellent."

@BasicShapes

6 күн бұрын

Underrated 😂

@Dewani90

4 күн бұрын

"Is it blud?", yeah, the blood of the shambling corpse of a franchise George Lucas used to love, it's bleeding from a giant cut below, just like all the investors's money.

"What are you?" "I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

"What are you?" "A ratio that looks like a red lightsaber"

@AnoneemusNoename

9 күн бұрын

The ratio is MANIPULATED. It's not even CLOSE to accurate. Here is how it all works. Disney (or anyone with power and/or privilege) petitions KZread and says they are being "brigaded" (newspeak for "everyone hates what we're doing and why") by "bigoted alt-right echo chambers". A.K.A. sane individuals with taste, that run the gamut from liberal to center-left, centrist, center-right, conservative and the politically agnostic (and likely some of the very few far-right individuals that still exist in modern times but my point here is the only group that isn't part of it is leftwing extremists). KZread utilizes a combination of human reviewers and AI technology to enforce its Community Guidelines and "ensure the platform's safety and integrity".

@Dewani90

4 күн бұрын

grey, youtube is colorless besides some blue and red buttons.

@orukarm

2 күн бұрын

@@Dewani90used to be red

"What are you?" "Harvey Weinstein's assistant."

@scorptarget

10 күн бұрын

😂😂

@onequickthing8950

5 күн бұрын

...or accomplice?

@onequickthing8950

5 күн бұрын

@@Voltar Only if you commit a crime.

Love the part when the jedi Sol says- "Right now, we have young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word 'computer' is"

@frodo322

6 күн бұрын

😂

@thelastnarco5000

5 күн бұрын

😅

@beasthunt

2 күн бұрын

Bruh.....lol.

„What are you“? „I’m Disneys next failure“

"what are you?" "Mesa Jar Jar Binks." - Jar Jar Binks

@theunknowncommenter725

12 күн бұрын

Mesa your humble servant.

@housevo330

12 күн бұрын

Mesa no liken that cereal crunchen. Rather gummy bears with no bad harden

@marcgravatt1051

12 күн бұрын

Darth Jar Jar confirmed

@Ramoreira86

12 күн бұрын

The feels!!!

@SymbioteMullet

12 күн бұрын

I somehow misread that as "Mara Jade Jar Binks" and quite frankly I wasn't ready for that level of horror.

Somehow Palpatine returned in the past. He was studying spiders in the Amazon with my mom right before she died.

@davidknudson5166

9 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@AlexCramer-oi2lm

8 күн бұрын

Teach me, oh great one, the power to understand this meme

@tommymarco

8 күн бұрын

Best movie ever 😁

@ShareTheLean

8 күн бұрын

Script leaks🤯. Maybe Palpatine is gonna pull up spamming Holdo maneuvers

@tommymarco

8 күн бұрын

@@ShareTheLean lol !!!!!!

It warms my heart seeing so many people roast this trailer. There is hope for humanity.

@PVPDreadlord

8 күн бұрын

Tragedy unites us 💀

@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699

5 күн бұрын

THey are desperately attempting to destroy nerd and gamer culture at the same time. It's not going to work.

@jordans3350

3 күн бұрын

The correlations between Disney and the Empire are astounding.

@itsishbish2689

2 күн бұрын

Yes it warms my heart to know you guys are still crying as hard about this franchise, this many years later. I love negative IQ star wars fans, its like free entertainment.

@Bread_n_Cheese

2 күн бұрын

@@jordans3350 You guys will say this and then vote Right. But please go on about the woke disney empire. What a joke.

"What are you?" "I'm not like other girls."

@TheImapotato

10 күн бұрын

Morgan Freeman "When she stated this fact, it meant, she was indeed...like other girls"

@deviousdelibird

9 күн бұрын

"Live, laugh, love!" *draws lightsaber*

@Seraph1mdotcom

8 күн бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOL I have a weener...

@J.M.415

8 күн бұрын

What are you re******?!

@Nothern_King

7 күн бұрын

@@deviousdelibird live, laugh, lightsabre

"What are you?" "another nail in the coffin"

I can't wait for Drinker to tear this apart. Plus I'd love to see a Pitch Meeting about it.

"What are you?" "I am THE MESSAGE !", They them

"What are you?" Another multi-million dollar loss for Disney.

@errorschnansch1892

8 күн бұрын

What do you mean with another? The Marvels is the only flop the MCU ever had btw.

@poiujnbvcxdswq

8 күн бұрын

@@errorschnansch1892 Amazingly Disney isn`t just starwars and MCU. Mulan,Onward,Jungle Cruise, Raya and the Dragon, Turning Red, Lightyear,Strange world,Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Haunted Mansion(2023) and Wish...All Disney movies, all lost at least $100 Million, some as much as $300 Million.

@Gojirastar5477

8 күн бұрын

​@@errorschnansch1892 The Marvels wasn't the only MCU flop. In the UK where Disney does a big chunk of it's filming for the movies, Disney is required by law in the UK to report their actual budgets in order to get tax breaks. If you look at the budgets (production & marketing), subtract theater cuts (from multiple countries/China takes between 60-80% of BO), interest on production loans, and taxes; the MCU movies have made a modest profit, broke even or lost money since Endgame. Also, The Eternals lost an estimated $52.6 million in 2021. Antman 3 lost Disney an estimated $125 million for Disney (2023). If you look at the box office for the sequel trilogy the box office decline went from $2.006 billion to $1.077 billion. Then there is Solo which lost $76.9 million (2018) and didn't even make it's budget back. Solo and Rise of Skywalker are part of the reasons why SW hasn't had a new movie in theaters since 2019. Then, there other movies. Indiana Jones 5 which lost an estimated $130 million for Disney (2023). Wish lost an estimated $131 million for Disney. It's estimated that Disney lost $1.3 billion at the box office in 2023. Of 11 releases in 2023, only GotG Vol 3 and Elemental turned a profit for Disney. As for the Disney+ shows for SW & MCU it's more difficult to track the profits because Disney doesn't share the numbers. If the shows were successful you'd see multiple shows get renewed for multiple seasons. So, far, of the Disney+ shows for SW only the Mandonlorian, Bad Batch (just ended), Visions, & Tales have made it beyond a single season. For the MCU Disney+ shows only Loki and What If have made it beyond a single season. If they were getting the views and driving subscribers & ad revenue to Disney+ more shows would've been renewed.

@lockekappa500

8 күн бұрын

The saddest part is these things make money. Between hate watchers and those who are pandered to.

@Gojirastar5477

8 күн бұрын

@@errorschnansch1892 Actually the Marvels (which lost an estimated $237 million in 2023 per Forbes) is not the only flop the MCU has had since Endgame. The Eternals lost an estimated $53.6 million in 2021 and Antman: Quantumania lost and estimate $125 million in 2023 (per Forbes). If we go by the budgets that are being reported out of UK, which Disney needs to report in order to get their tax credits there, most the MCU movies that were shot in the UK made either a modest profit, barely broke even or lost money. Also, you have to calculate in budgets (production & marketing), production loans, taxes, reshoots that exceeded the 2 week standard for most films, merchandising and the percentage of the box office that goes back to theaters or specific country (in the US theaters take 20% of BO and countries like China take 60-80% of BO). If you to take it a step further Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny lost an estimated $130-134.2 million in 2023 and Wish lost an estimate $130 million in 2023. GotG 3 and Elemental made a profit. Little Mermaid barely broke even. Haunted Mansion (2023) lost an estimated $117 million. In 2023 alone Disney lost an estimated $1.4 billion at the box office. On the SW side Solo lost an estimated $76.9 million at the box office in 2018 (the first SW movie to lose money). The sequel trilogy's box office declined greatly going from $2.06 billion for TFA in 2015 to $1.07 billion for RoS in 2019 (a billion dollar drop off). RoS was such a nightmare with expensive reshoots that SW hasn't had a new movie and relegated to Disney+.

"What are you?" "The Ghost of Future Flops."

@len2122

7 күн бұрын

That's pretty funny, I won't lie.

@dr150

5 күн бұрын

LOL

5,944,693 views, 68K likes, 139 dislikes.

"What are you?" "Something to be scrolled by when you're looking for something better to watch when you open Disney+"

@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699

5 күн бұрын

People still have Disney+?

@RagnarokSnake

3 күн бұрын

You're gonna be scrolling for a while before you realize you should cancel disney+

@ThunderBZaper

3 күн бұрын

Anything involving lightsabers on Disney+ is something I watch, cause all I ever watch on there is Star Wars anyway

@CensoredConstantly

Күн бұрын

@@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 Leonard Edward Feeney was right about TVs. Everyone should get them out of their homes.

StarWars The Acolyte: The quest to pander harder

@Veritas419

9 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@X3N0_M0RPH

8 күн бұрын

but like who is it even pandering to????

@Malachi-Budke

8 күн бұрын

No one that is going to watch this show😂​@@X3N0_M0RPH

@Fungster117

8 күн бұрын

@@X3N0_M0RPH the woke writers. They are servicing themselves not the fans

@plainsrabbit

8 күн бұрын

@@Fungster117 that's not pandering, that's doing what they want. you've debunked your own theory

"What are you?" "i am Lisan al Gaib, Paul Muad'Dib Atreidis, Usul, Kwisatz Haderach and the Padishah Emperor"

@user-cr5zy7hf3t

11 күн бұрын

Yup. Lucas took all that.

@josenieves309

11 күн бұрын

Duke of Arrakis

@jakeb8518

11 күн бұрын

Son of Leto atreidis

@House-Atreides

11 күн бұрын

Hail Atreides!

@nomadicstrength

11 күн бұрын

Send them to Paradise.

“What are you?” “Another enormous financial loss for Disney”

@prizmeno7

4 күн бұрын

😆

@user-xh5pc3wd2m

3 күн бұрын

dont worry the get their budget from satan himself

@ThunderBZaper

3 күн бұрын

Opinion based

....I just come here for the comments 😆

@Justacheese

3 күн бұрын

Me too buddy. And they are great.

@ThunderBZaper

3 күн бұрын

Same. And I’m probably gonna forget every single one I read cause of how being myself works, whether they were haters or supporters

@nickc3250

2 күн бұрын

#metoo

“What are you?” “I’m something of a Jedi myself”

@r3gret2079

13 күн бұрын

Lol

@standbyfordisto

13 күн бұрын

@@r3gret2079 I read it in his accent haha

@TheRealTestFry2024

13 күн бұрын

Can the jedi come out to play?

@wjb8709

12 күн бұрын

This here is... cold.

@ThunderBZaper

3 күн бұрын

“Yes… and my outfit comes in complete black along with a red lightsaber. My Jedi friends would agree… if they were still Jedi. We’re thinking to call ourselves Sith from now on, has a nice ring to it”

That Sith’s helmet looks sick, simulating rows of teeth

@YuruyenHelikopter4747

13 күн бұрын

I wish it was Darth Plagues

@harryskywalker6814

13 күн бұрын

@@YuruyenHelikopter4747 Still could be connected

@ipadking2.0

13 күн бұрын

@@harryskywalker6814I have given up hope on that😔 Disney has no respect for continuity.

@YuruyenHelikopter4747

13 күн бұрын

@@harryskywalker6814 Yes, my only hope is that Darth Plagues comes out from under that mask, or maybe this apprentice we see is the same.

@niewiemjaksienazwac

13 күн бұрын

If that won't be someone we know, that would be probably another character without story.

When will you learn disney. When will you learn.

@robertwolff3580

Күн бұрын

Spoiler they won’t

@jacksongibbs8998

Күн бұрын

If they haven’t learned yet, they never will.

“What are you” “Your worst nightmare, your worst fear, your worst box office, your worst rating”

"What are you?" "A downvoter."

I like the part where Trinity shouts "Wakanda, use the force!" - had me crying in DEI

Seems like the further Disney goes the more they manage to fxxx Star Wars up. They've had chance after chance after chance and keep making the same mistakes.

@garyclayton1026

7 күн бұрын

@lamespankin9267: Still calling other subscribers Racists! because they do not share your view! Another vile comment from @Lamespankin9267 clearly breaking community guidelines! This is a hate speech comment!

"What are you?" "I am the Architect. I created Disney+. I’ve been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant."

@ketchupcommander

10 күн бұрын

there is no Sith lol

@RussianJackal

10 күн бұрын

Carlin version is best. The chair vibrates.

@Brenticus

10 күн бұрын

Ergo. Vis a vis. Concordantly.

@ninjapirate47

10 күн бұрын

You do NOT want me to get out of this CHAIR!

@egghead1605

10 күн бұрын

wait because of carrie anne they get to use that? lol

"What are you?" "A dumpster fire."

@JohnDoe-pt7ru

10 күн бұрын

Add another to the growing pile.

@IstandwithIsrael236

9 күн бұрын

Jedi Master : what do you see Youngling : I see fire. Jedi Master : No, little one. That's just your parents partaking in a mostly peaceful protest

"What are you?" "I mean I should be Darth Tenebrous, but Disney doesn't care"

Apparently, assisting Havey gets you places 😂😂

@haroldfinch8481

4 күн бұрын

Absolutely it does! #leslyeknew

@ThisGuy7310

4 күн бұрын

Especially if you're a woman and happen to bat for the other team

@UnpopularGuy332

4 күн бұрын

Being a creep in hollywood gets you places.

@ThisGuy7310

4 күн бұрын

​@@jamesparkin9267Stop defending a criminal James you whiney sack of tools

@briankenny4875

4 күн бұрын

​@@jamesparkin9267why are you allowed to continue breaking YT rules by calling everyone r@cists? Did Disney hire you for this purpose! You should be banned!

"What are you?" "I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist"

@vestavind

10 күн бұрын

I understood that reference

@AaAa-yg3yd

10 күн бұрын

philip rotshild

@marissashantez6051

10 күн бұрын

I am BATMAN!

@jedironin380

9 күн бұрын

@@marissashantez6051 Here, have a Snickers bar.

So stunning and brave! I loved the part when they all ran up the hill and shouted "It's morphin time!!!"

@rootigaroot9922

6 күн бұрын

can you believe it? the first show with a female lead! literally never been done before! not even by disney!

“What are you?” “Darth Pander-us”

"what are you?" "its me MARIO"

"What are you?" "Good question for another time"

@sudershenstinson6307

12 күн бұрын

And leave it unanswered and complete the trilogy

@Spillow-C

12 күн бұрын

"I'm SOYLO Ren"

@pkmovies92

12 күн бұрын

1:28 Darth Pennywise

@HIGHLANDWOLF1783

12 күн бұрын

"What am I? ....I have a list of pronouns"

@flap.d.jack247

12 күн бұрын

@@HIGHLANDWOLF1783 joke would work if some word dictated who you are, but they don't

"What are you?" "Worse than a skit made by teenagers"

@ThunderBZaper

3 күн бұрын

As someone who was just recently in High School Theatre, I can tell you right now that you’re probably wrong. It all depends on when the show comes out so claims and opinions don’t exactly matter at the moment

@Bread_n_Cheese

2 күн бұрын

@@ThunderBZaper You're trying to use logic on people who operate exclusively on emotions fed to them by other people. Thinking isn't in their repertoire.

@ThunderBZaper

2 күн бұрын

@@Bread_n_Cheese Clearly

The Schwartz is strong with this one.

*'The Acolyte: Another Diversity Hire'*

@garyclayton1026

7 күн бұрын

Disney's current production process: A) appoint a female with a feminist political agenda B) employ a writers team who agree with said agenda, with no knowledge of subject matter C) create content driven by political correctness, feminist agenda and gender ideology 5) blame fans for the massive failure and 6) rinse and repeat. Disney has suffered major losses in just one year at the box office just over 1 Billion with a string of massive flops. Disney+ has burned up more than $11.4 billion of operating losses since it was launched.

@jamesparkin9267

7 күн бұрын

​@@garyclayton1026Gary's current thought process: spew every ignorant, bigoted thought that originates in his twisted imagination.

@garyclayton1026

7 күн бұрын

@lamespankin9267: Another vile comment from @Lamespankin9267 clearly breaking community guidelines! This is a hate speech comment!

@executiveunderdog4563

21 сағат бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 James current thought process: defending a multimillion-dollar company that instrumentalizes minorities for Money.

"What are you?" "I'm a new member of Slipknot."

@jcam5

8 күн бұрын

That's a good one.

@luansch6804

7 күн бұрын

woke lol

@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699

5 күн бұрын

lolol 💀

"What are you? " "Another eight episodes of nothing happening."

@Arcexey

11 күн бұрын

@vicvega6825 of nothing happening except us watching an artless corporate husk flail in the wind

@sexistspaghettios

11 күн бұрын

​@@Arcexey Why would you watch that?!

@tgwaste

11 күн бұрын

Except more woke soapboxing

@thatnerd1

11 күн бұрын

Have some optimism. The show hasn't even come out yet and you are already claiming that nothing will happen. Yes, there have been some recent releases that have been boring, but this looks like it will be pretty different compared to many other things in the SW universe. It's not fair to review something that you've only seen a few trailers of.

@sarrjel

11 күн бұрын

Bucket of puke.

If you buy a franchise, please, consider understanding how it works at least. This is not STAR WARS.

@ronnnstark1935

5 күн бұрын

​@@Voltarno, they/then

@onequickthing8950

5 күн бұрын

@@Voltar If you keep making the same comment over and over Disney isn't going to send you your check.

@garyclayton1026

5 күн бұрын

@@Voltar I agree! 100% Disney has handled Star Wars perfectly badly! Now you have to ask yourself why? Does this indicate that Kathleen Kennedy prioritises talent and integrity when hiring employees, or does this show she prioritises politics and ideology? A fact that is reflected in the poor box office performance and Disney +yet continuing to make heavy losses. Kennedy/Disney/ Lucasfilm are to blame for creating the massive fan divide with the current shows and movies which most are genuinely bad. Lucasfilm is obviously full of activists with the studio prioritising “woke” politics over the franchise’s best interests, showing the company simply despises their main audience.

@jamesparkin9267

5 күн бұрын

This is entirely Star Wars. It could not be more Star Wars.

@daboz8753

5 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 *Not be LESS Star Wars There, I fixed it for you.

"What are you?" "The Spaceballs sequel."

@jacksongibbs8998

Күн бұрын

Spaceballs is WAY BETTER than anything KK dug her claws into, and should not be compared to woke rubbish such as this.

"What are you?" "I'm a person and my name is Anakin!"

@RealityCheck6969

10 күн бұрын

Modern Disney: “my name is Ana” (no kin)

I like how Disney just refuses to learn like a stubborn child and continues to produce mediocre to horrible shows while ignoring the possibility of hiring competent writers.

@rickyrayrosenberg420

10 күн бұрын

oh they know - the revolution needs propaganda though

@errorschnansch1892

8 күн бұрын

Bro this isn't even out yet

@skidmoda

8 күн бұрын

@@errorschnansch1892 why should fans give Disney the benefit of the doubt?

@GreyMasker

8 күн бұрын

That's the thing, Disney CAN'T choose differently at this point - the sickness had metastasized and is now systemic. You can't just wake up one day and say "I choose to not have cancer anymore."

@errorschnansch1892

8 күн бұрын

@@skidmoda there is a difference between giving something the benefit of the doubt and saying it is horrible without even seeing it.

update for the ones that cant see, 69k likes vs 154k dislikes

@haroldfinch8481

4 күн бұрын

Is this one going to get to 700,000 dislikes as well?

@garyclayton1026

3 күн бұрын

The acolyte has broken records as the most disliked Disney+ series to come to the streaming service. The first released teaser trailer generated a massive 700,000 dislikes! This latest trailer has 150,000 down votes to 69,000 likes at this time. As Star War fans it has been perfectly clear what to expect from this latest series as it’s all about identity politics, not respecting the Star Wars universe & lore, not celebrating Star wars, it’s all about diversity, inclusion & representation and reflecting the showrunners identity.

"What are you?" "We are the Knights who say Ni!"

@syawyt01

3 күн бұрын

Gga!

@ToasterFrog-dv6wk

Күн бұрын

"What are you?" "He is Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin..." "SHUT UP!"

“What are you?!” Villain: “and I took it personally.”

@chasedooley6237

13 күн бұрын

"Obviously, I'm the good guy! My name is Bob and I'm here to rescue you."

@Onionaniamtions

13 күн бұрын

@@chasedooley6237origin of Jedi bob of Lego Star Wars

@lucabestea6844

13 күн бұрын

"I am the solution"

@renaudlelong2805

13 күн бұрын

We are the Sith.

@gavinsmith9871

13 күн бұрын

@@lucabestea6844 Ngl quoting Amon there would be sick.

"What are you?" "I'm Zipperface."

@tommymarco

9 күн бұрын

lol

@BW9971

9 күн бұрын

Seems like a Slipknot mask. 😂

@gelzamangitzaman1482

9 күн бұрын

lol

I’m a 51 year old man. Apparently this show wasn’t made for me. It’s upsetting so that’s a hard pass for me Disney.

@jamesparkin9267

8 күн бұрын

I'm a 61 year-old man, an original fan from '77, and this was totally made for me.

"What are you?" "Beep/Bop/Boop”

@903IDFOLEY1

11 күн бұрын

Lol, nice one.

@GrizzlyBeatzMusic

11 күн бұрын

@@903IDFOLEY1😂😂

@VonSC2

11 күн бұрын

hahah

@Eternally_Sardonic

11 күн бұрын

Heh. 😂

@GrizzlyBeatzMusic

10 күн бұрын

@@VonSC2😂😂😂

"What are you?" "A Palpatine."

@Skyfalcon12345

12 күн бұрын

"somehow"

@roycrite4656

12 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@spregged7231

11 күн бұрын

@@Skyfalcon12345 “somehow… Palpatine got laid… more than ONCE!”

I am glad I got to live what real Star Wars was. Disney cannot and will not destroy my memories with these garbage things. Star Wars may be over, but my memories will continue to amaze me concerning a galaxy far far away

@daboz8753

7 күн бұрын

Yea, I was so disenchanted with the Disney junk it nearly ruined the original stuff for me…but ever since I started pretending all that garbage just doesn’t exist it’s been great again.😂 That’s how bad the sequels are though, they just make you sick to think of them and retroactively make the originals less engaging too.

@frank4871

5 күн бұрын

Try to get yourselves the prequels and OT on physical media and the Extended Universe books. From the secondary market of course. Don't want to give Disney money off of other people's art.

Boeing whistleblower 'What are you?' Boeing assassin 'Natural causes or suicide'

@juventus1201

2 күн бұрын

This is the one lol

@petergriffin1779

2 күн бұрын

Naw this one is FOWL

"I am cautiously optimistic." -Obi Wan Kenobi

@henrymockingbird9645

13 күн бұрын

Hopefully, it’s not another Obi-Wan Kenbi please do not let it be that

@BRONZALiVE

13 күн бұрын

“Another happy landing” I hope this is the quote I’m Chanting when it’s all said and done 😮

@flo6176

13 күн бұрын

Ça tombe bien, il est précisé que c'est le studio qui nous a donné "The Mandalorian", "Andor" et "Ashoka"... Même eux ne veulent plus citer "Obi-Wan" ?

@TombofThePrimes

13 күн бұрын

And Don't forget about his most famous line 😅

@BRONZALiVE

13 күн бұрын

@@TombofThePrimes you were the chosen one?

Nice to see Gi-Hun was able to use his prize money to escape and start a new life.

What are you? The end of Disney+

Galactic Starcruiser cost Disney $400m to build,so it should be amazeball when I go this summer❤ Anyone want to come along with me?🙏

@daboz8753

2 күн бұрын

I mean why not? We’d literally have the entire place ourselves. 😂

@mrmike78

2 күн бұрын

@@daboz8753 no,Geode will be there I hope🙏

@garyclayton1026

Күн бұрын

Disney shares tanked last week after delivering a fairly strong earnings report, as the entertainment giant walks the tightrope between growth and rightsizing its streaming business. Still, Disney shares fell 10% to $105, notching their worst day since Nov. 9, 2022, sending the stock to its lowest ticker since early February $20 Billion. That’s how much market value Disney lost last week, roughly equivalent to the total market capitalization of entertainment rival and HBO parent WarnerBros Discovery. The numbers and outlook underscore the years-long issues Disney has, as the $4.70 earnings per share guided by Disney is far lower than its full-year profits every year from 2015 to 2019, and analysts don’t expect Disney to recapture its 2018 record profit until 2028.

If I didn’t know that this is an official release, I totally would’ve thought it is a fan film.

@renaissancenovice7202

10 күн бұрын

I've seen better fan films. You know with one-ten-thousandth of the budget.

@wackywarrior001

9 күн бұрын

Seriously the fan fiction ones are actually really good

@twisted_nether373

9 күн бұрын

It's a fan film from the people that hate Star Wars.

@ZUGTFO

9 күн бұрын

@@twisted_nether373 That literally ripped off a plot FROM a Fan film ;)

@kevinarmstrong478

6 күн бұрын

No fan would do this to Star Wars

"What are you?" "The like/dislike bar getting ratioed."

@robertl.wilson1199

11 күн бұрын

By far the most toxic fanbase.

@PLAYER2035

11 күн бұрын

@@robertl.wilson1199fans imply that anyone still enjoys Star Wars

@SolracNexus

11 күн бұрын

​@@robertl.wilson1199so disliking something is toxic? I think being toxic means attacking almost everyone for not going your way and being disrespectful - or calling people toxic for having a different opinion

@Sesuaki19

11 күн бұрын

​@@SolracNexusBro it didn't even come out, how do you dislike it?😭

@tomigun5180

11 күн бұрын

@@Sesuaki19 Bro, it's a trailer. We. dislike. the. trailer. Get it now?

It's times like this when I miss the days when Disney just ripped off the Expanded Universe and OT badly, instead of writing original fanfiction badly.

@jamesparkin9267

6 күн бұрын

I miss the days when fans weren't a bunch of endlessly whiny dorks.

@haroldfinch8481

6 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267ignore James he’s a frustrated they/them.

@mrmike78

6 күн бұрын

​@@jamesparkin9267Citation needed

@domiu1994

6 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 the first comment i see of you with a like...i congratulate! 🎖

@haroldfinch8481

6 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkin9267 ignore James he’s a frustrated they/them.

Can we just get back to basics Disney, please. Just film C3PO working on Uncle Owen's farm or something.

@ronnnstark1935

5 күн бұрын

​@@Voltarno

@Justin-ti4xc

5 күн бұрын

​@@Voltar Take a bath with a toaster

@Justin-ti4xc

5 күн бұрын

@@Voltar Your family is where you get your garbage taste from.

@garyclayton1026

5 күн бұрын

@@Voltar I agree! 100% Disney has handled Star Wars perfectly badly! Now you have to ask yourself why? Does this indicate that Kathleen Kennedy prioritises talent and integrity when hiring employees, or does this show she prioritises politics and ideology? A fact that is reflected in the poor box office performance and Disney +yet continuing to make heavy losses. Kennedy/Disney/ Lucasfilm are to blame for creating the massive fan divide with the current shows and movies which most are genuinely bad. Lucasfilm is obviously full of activists with the studio prioritising “woke” politics over the franchise’s best interests, showing the company simply despises their main audience.

"What are you?" "I am your mother who died in amazon when researching spiders''

@GilesMcRiker

10 күн бұрын

*grandmother With great responsibility comes a great-grandmother

@Shineinpoverty

5 күн бұрын

It has become my most favorite line from a movie. It is genius.

_”I am a Jedi, like lots of cool-looking robes before me.”_ _-Luke, after a night out, probably_

@arpaddudas9292

13 күн бұрын

A gem of a comment

@iscariot666

13 күн бұрын

The joke format kinda played out at least a couple years back.

@chrispelletier8654

13 күн бұрын

@@iscariot666 being a satanist played out 1,000 years back.

@phillyskyguy9535

13 күн бұрын

Ha ha ha that was soooooooooo funny 🤨

@phillyskyguy9535

13 күн бұрын

Also don't twist Luke's iconic quote like that

Get ratiod Disney. You played with fire and now your getting burned

@jamesparkin9267

5 күн бұрын

Like Disney even pays attention to you fools... 😂

@ThisGuy7310

5 күн бұрын

​@jamesparkin9267 Yeah and look where that got them doofus😂

@garyclayton1026

5 күн бұрын

@lamespankin9267: "Citation needed" "Cry Harder" "Seethe & Cope" - Your words reflected back! Take a good look in the mirror, if you can dare yourself to do it! Disney Shill!

@stepfalcon

5 күн бұрын

@@ThisGuy7310 in good place? They bought star wars for 4 billion and now it is worth 12 billion.

@garyclayton1026

5 күн бұрын

@lamespankin9267: "Citation needed" "Cry Harder" "Seethe & Cope" - Your words reflected back! Take a good look in the mirror, if you can dare yourself to do it! Disney Shill!

Update for those without the chrome extension. 154K dislikes.

"What Are You?" "My name is Frank, i'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

"What are you?" "A doom to your stock!"

@ketchupcommander

5 күн бұрын

yup 72 hrs after this dropped Disney/they/it/them had 30 billion wiped off the stock price in just 30 minutes

68K likes, 142k dislikes. I'm apathetic towards this show after seeing the trailer. And real Starwars fans know what apathy is.

“What are you?” “I’m the bearded lady; who are you, one of the freaks?!”

Now I understand how Seong Gi-hun won The Squid game

@user-pi2tk9nv6m

13 күн бұрын

Lol

@davidbastardo4154

12 күн бұрын

Qui-Gon Jinn?

@Tamikawashere

12 күн бұрын

Should have stayed there.

@McBreezyCTF

12 күн бұрын

@@Tamikawashere why’s that exactly?

@andrewjenkins9965

11 күн бұрын

"In my experience, there's no such thing as 'luck'."

"What are you?" "Another Gril Boss Holywood Flop i am"

@SoulDivide

4 күн бұрын

when jam35 finally adm1t5 it 👆😂😂👍

The High Republic era. Let the soy flow! ❤

@daboz8753

6 күн бұрын

It’s soysational.

@mrmike78

5 күн бұрын

​@@daboz8753Soylence!

@ThisGuy7310

5 күн бұрын

Soyperb!

@mrmike78

5 күн бұрын

Soy oh soy oh soy

"What are you?" "Just another show in the way of your search for X-Men '97"

“What are you?” “They, them.”

@SteveMcGarrigle

8 күн бұрын

How dare you assume your own pronouns!

@mikeoncampus

7 күн бұрын

"I am the sith lord, Darth Emily, and my pronouns are They/Them"

@nickojonsson6315

6 күн бұрын

I am the one that crushes themsticles

@frodo322

6 күн бұрын

Mm but there is only one of you

@thelastnarco5000

5 күн бұрын

@@SteveMcGarrigle😂

"What are you?" Star Wars: I don't even know anymore

@Rad0115

12 күн бұрын

Star Wars has not lost its identity bro what are you on 💀

@soraisfinallyhere1305

12 күн бұрын

Why u here then

@ketchupcommander

12 күн бұрын

NON BINARY LOL

@ECSOrder66

12 күн бұрын

​@@Rad0115It's a joke, but I guess you've never been told how to detect one.

@bignumbers

12 күн бұрын

"What are you?" "So very very tired..."

"What are you"? "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"

"Hurr durr... sTaR wArS sAvEd My LiFe😢" - Leslye Chinland

@daboz8753

2 күн бұрын

I’m still trying to figure out exactly how. Since it’s apparent she never actually watched/read any of it.

@ThisGuy7310

2 күн бұрын

​@daboz8753 Just more lies from a narcissistic hack... I don't believe that statement of hers anymore than I believe the one where she claimed not to know about Weinstein's crimes at the time she was under his employment.

@haroldfinch8481

Күн бұрын

#leslyeknew

Evil cannot create anything new, but rather corrupts and ruins what good forces have invented or made.

@renaissancenovice7202

10 күн бұрын

Sadly, evident all around us.

@PhilBertran

10 күн бұрын

Stealing someone else's quote is pretty evil..

@wheelgunwally

9 күн бұрын

@@PhilBertran every time, there you are! lol "don't be dense" woah buddy

@davidgomes4408

8 күн бұрын

What's more likely? - That being "good" makes you more creative and productive than being evil. - Or that the side of "good" (also known as the victors) either erased or, worse, appropriated the accomplishment of the side of "evil" (often known, in hindsight, as victims). Bottomline? Pretty words you spout there. Empty, but pretty.

@PhilBertran

8 күн бұрын

@@wheelgunwally who are you and why should I care?

-"What are you?" -"I'm Revenge of the 5th...".

Those lightsabers look like toys 😂

@jamaul8318

5 күн бұрын

hey come on... a lot of the toys look better than those!