Thanos Chess
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@Blameeeku
10 ай бұрын
Dude left a comment 3 days before video was uploaded
@Sompursone
10 ай бұрын
Yooo, congrats on the sponsor. Glad you’re getting the bag.
@vozh-kc
10 ай бұрын
i solemnly swear this guy's a paid actor good on you though man
@ViolettaFG
10 ай бұрын
this video was made (at least) 3 days before public upload
@patchey8019
10 ай бұрын
@@Blameeeku He put it up in unlisted to check with his sponsor before posting.
that was probably the weirdest play I've seen on this channel, even for a 100 rated
@alargeredlizard3003
10 ай бұрын
Nah bro, we've seen worse. All he did was blunder his queen for the most part
@deadlyadder2330
10 ай бұрын
how the.fuck does someone blunder their queen that much
@_Aly_00_
10 ай бұрын
continually blundering your queen is sadly not unusual for the 100 rated
@nosuchanimal6947
10 ай бұрын
well, it certainly looks like he ruined someones "blunder your queen within x moves" challenge ;)
@vozh-kc
10 ай бұрын
@@_Aly_00_ on one hand - yeah. But a) not quite like this, and more importantly b) what a weird moment to resign on
The opponent probably had no idea that castling was a thing, so when simp castled he thought " this guy must be cheating, he's moving 2 pieces at once!" and resigned.
@charles3840
10 ай бұрын
I genuinely believe you're right and that's what happened. I
@weeblordgaming6062
10 ай бұрын
Imagine if he saw en passant
@nianyiwang
10 ай бұрын
@@charles3840 can't even finish a whole sent
@someaccount5200
10 ай бұрын
@@weeblordgaming6062Holy hell
@skylardeslypere9909
10 ай бұрын
Nah, he just played a challenge, "100 rated chess, but your opponent can't castle"
Meanwhile the opponent: "Okay, I'm supposed to finish the game maidenless, but this 100 rated guy refuses to take my queen despite me blundering her 8 times. If he doesnt take her this time I'm down to just never play chess again."
@thec69420
8 ай бұрын
The guy: JUST TAKE MY QUEEN ALREADY
The best way to complete that challenge is to sac a bunch of pawns and exchanges early on so your opponent feels like they have a chance. Even when you mount the comeback, they'll still hold out expecting you to "blunder" again.
@San-lh8us
10 ай бұрын
no, the best way is to pay the actors so they do their job properly
When two 100 smurfs are doing challenges against each other
@shalinimahalingam9064
3 ай бұрын
100% they were definitely trying to get simp to take their queen and then gave up cos he refused to take their woman
This dude blundered his Queen for 9 turns in a row. That has to be a record.
@DharshM0
10 ай бұрын
This is what happens when 2 smurfs trying to complete 100-rated chess challenges end up being matched up
@reaper_is_unavailable
10 ай бұрын
nah I'm pretty sure there is another vid with the record
@shalinimahalingam9064
3 ай бұрын
You have to imagine they were trying to get simp to take their queen
NordVPN, Thanos and Paimon in one video. New Simpers
@chosenuwu
10 ай бұрын
I wa snot ready for that tbh
@LordNNero
10 ай бұрын
This sentence sounds so absurd out of the context.
@jetpock2746
10 ай бұрын
Where’s the paimon
@dirtspritestuff5850
10 ай бұрын
@@jetpock2746 gee someone skipped the sponsor segment
@drachefly
10 ай бұрын
@@jetpock2746 She was getting fished at 0:52
I like to imagine Simp getting this long, formal, elaborate email from Nord asking if he wants to be sponsored, and he just responds with "yes." 😂
@TheLucferreira
10 ай бұрын
"Yes. I can be a paid actor."
@justinbombach9873
10 ай бұрын
There's no way he didn't say "but I'm not a coward" before he said yes
He had a lost his queen challenge and you were not taking the bait so he resigned.
Bro you got a sponsorship?! Nice!
@HeyBous13
10 ай бұрын
He got it before, like this is third video with sponsorship. But nonetheless, it's super amazing!
That was such a fun sponsor I didn’t mind watching it
@NatoBoram
10 ай бұрын
Didn't see it because I have SponsorBlock, a browser extension that lets you skip sponsors inside videos
The opponent forced their own resignation, impressive
@deadlyadder2330
10 ай бұрын
bro essentially played the game against themselves...and lost 💀
If i didn't miscount, the opponent hung their queen for 11 out of the 16 moves played. Impressive.
He was too scared to play after you castled
Blunder the queen has got to be the strongest move against people doing challenges that can't be allowed to end in resignation.
opponents challenge: sac your queen and make sure nobody castles
I hate "make your opponent to not resign" chalanges. Buе god damn I like this NordVpn sponsorship embed
2:22 is honestly one of the funniest reactions to a blunder.
They probably didn’t know that you can castle and they ended up getting scared. That’s my conclusion,
Opponent totally thought Simp is hacking with the castling move. Probably got traumatized by previous threats of exposing IP. Simp lost challenge because didn't play ad for the opponent.
So we found out that the best way to stop Thanos would have been to resign.
congrats on the sponsor
I wonder if this guy thought pawns could only move forward, and couldn't attack diagonally. That'd explain why he thought his queen was so safe there.
That's the first resignation that has truly come out of nowhere to me
He say your king move 2 squares at once and thought you were a hacker
Honestly that was closer to being completed than I expected
I love that threat. Everyone’s IP address is exposed to everyone on the internet.
That man was absolutely doing a challenge that in some form prevented taking things until his queen died.
Opp was definitely playing a "lose your queen as quickly as possible" challenge
@cynicanal111
10 ай бұрын
I doubt it, because he never played a check to force simp to take.
100 rated chess, but I’m lazy to create a challenge so you’ll have to make your own challenge.
That was a very entertaining sponsorship segment, well done
I was genuinely happy to see the sponsorship. Great stuff, Simp!
Finally, Ad appeared for the first time
@HeyBous13
10 ай бұрын
He got ads before
@ManosSef
10 ай бұрын
Third*
The sponsor segment was the best part and I can't wait for you to get more deals (wishing you all the best) and present them to us in your own way (wishing me a great time)
Sometimes it feels like Simp is a shepherd, and the sheep are really stubborn.
Here’s a challenge: Choose a different letter for each row. Your pieces can only move to rows or columns such that they spell out English words.
They were probably playing some challenge that required blundering their queen
I knew this would be a fail after I saw the length. No way to get it done in that time, especially with 1 minute used up in the sponsorship
In highschool we thought phishing is actually spelt as fishing. We used phishing as a slang that means "to receive compliments through giving fake ones", phishing for compliments. Since the context of fishing for compliments still fits, and without the more sophisticated knowledge of internet and the scams in there, we never thought otherwise. Then chess simp casually used a fishing picture for phishing.
nothing brings me more joy in a chess simp vid than this stuff right here. 2:20 "wtf was that" is the ultimate "what the fu-".
You should make a Queen blunder counter a standard for every video.
I like to think that when people give up under nonsensical circumstances, their mom is calling them to dinner.
Those are one of the worst 100-rated moments I've seen from your opponent
"Ooh! A four-minute video! This is gonna be great!" ... "NORD VPN AD?!?! WHAT THE FU-"
Usually when low-rated players blunder pieces, it's because they can't see a diagnonal or knight move, or their attention is elsewhere on the board. How did they manage to not notice so many queen blunders? The diagonal blunder made sense at least (not realizing that h4 is defended), but f6 is so obviously covered that it boggles my mind it took half the game to notice.
That guy was totally drunk
0:16 This guy knows how to promote things 😂
This type of challenge requires that Simp feeds his opponnent with a lot of material before taking anything.
I legitimately didn't expect Simp to do a sponsor here
This was the best sponsorship i ever saw, you have a future in advertisement industry, if i wasn't broke i definitely bought a subscription.
Your opponent doesn't feel so good, Mr. Simp.
100 rated chess impossible edition: You must resign as soon as one of your pieces is captured. Impossible edition nightmare mode: (or pawns)
Wow, the sponsorship actually made me forgot a little that this was not a genshin video
It was the castling! The opponent thought, what witchcraft is this? And promptly resigned.
Just before the end, I was expecting a surprise Qxe7, blundering the queen to the knight.
At this point these people must defintely realise that youre doing a challenge since they always blunder their queen when u cannot take it.
@DharshM0
10 ай бұрын
Yup, they were probably doing a challenge as well most likely
bro played the sponsor opening
I've never had so much pleasure listening for and ad! Loved it!
finally someone who's not a coward, letting you read the challenge before deciding whether to play it.
So glad my favorite simp is finally sponsored
Final score: 9 out of 16
He resigned because Qxb is the only move he wanted to play but that move didn’t exist.
Chess simp getting Sponspored is rare than thanos coming back to life viping out half the population.
Prob combined NordVPN, Genshin, Chess and his orange hub style in a single sponsor; What a legend.
get that bag king
Bro is using the same NordVPN sponsor segment since his first sponsorship.
I know these are all 100 rated players, but that must have been the worst 100 rated player I've ever seen.
Well done Sir! This one was more insane than usual
finally, with a sponsor you are a paid actor
It seemed like the opponent was intentionally blundering their queen but if they really wanted simp to capture their woman then they could've just forced a capture so that's why I think it wasn't intentional
"I'm a nice guy, take my queen." "I said, I'm a nice guy, take my queen!" "Really, you must take my queen to prove I'm a nice guy!" "Why are you not taking my queen? I'm really nice!" "I don't want to play anymore." - resignation.
Perfectly balanced challenge
Ayyy, congrats on the sponsorship! 👍 And great video. That player was determined to lose their queen. 😂
I wonder if trading Queens might've prolonged the game a bit
I can tell you for sure that the best way to trade off a bunch of pieces is to push pawns, while the best way to provoke a resignation without taking their queen is to move your own queen to their back rank.
Grats on the sponsor. Also, that was a weird opponent
Castling intimidated him
Thanos had the same problem
2:22 jumpscared me it actually didn’t
i've never met one of those guys
Wow, i would have never guessed Simps Queen is a W*re to NordVPN.
Normally, I can kinda see the WTF endings coming. Not this one though. This one was 100% what the fu-
You might need a challange dont end the video with resign or draw
Damn! This was a really good one! Wanna see it succeed 😂.
weirdest sponsor ever
Pretty sure that was a smurf doing a challenge or just trying to lose elo, so I demand a redo!
Mfw literally a quarter of the video was a sponsorship 🥶
another sponsor vid YAY! Go Simp! XD
He finally got a sponsor lmao
Damn. It’s hard to get a sponsor on tts videos. Congrats!
I think this guy might have been a smurf trying to get you to take his Queen for a challenge, but he also opened with the only attack 100 rated players know, the scholar’s mate, so hard to say.
You shouldn't be afraid to sac your woman. Especially when you are two or three pieces up you should. Else I'd definitely traded queens. It might be harder to checkmate when you exactly halved the board, but an alive enemy queen would also be dangerous to the challenge. They often behave as lemmings.
the simp got sponsored!
man, i've seen some terrible play on this channel but i think this opponent was testing some Worstfish-style bot in this match
He resigned even after so many mental gymanstics by Simp LOL!!
Unbeknownst to simp, opponent was also a youtuber that had his own challenge and simp kept getting in his way of success, So no simp....not WTF, next time try to be a team player and take the woman 🤣🤣🤣
eyy YO he got sponsored!
Yo was that your first sponsor? Nice!
grats on the sponsorship What even were [half of] your opponent's moves?