Thanos Chess

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  • @ChessSimp
    @ChessSimp10 ай бұрын

    Check out NordVPN and get 4 months extra on a 2-year plan: nordvpn.com/chesssimp

  • @Blameeeku

    @Blameeeku

    10 ай бұрын

    Dude left a comment 3 days before video was uploaded

  • @Sompursone

    @Sompursone

    10 ай бұрын

    Yooo, congrats on the sponsor. Glad you’re getting the bag.

  • @vozh-kc

    @vozh-kc

    10 ай бұрын

    i solemnly swear this guy's a paid actor good on you though man

  • @ViolettaFG

    @ViolettaFG

    10 ай бұрын

    this video was made (at least) 3 days before public upload

  • @patchey8019

    @patchey8019

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Blameeeku He put it up in unlisted to check with his sponsor before posting.

  • @vozh-kc
    @vozh-kc10 ай бұрын

    that was probably the weirdest play I've seen on this channel, even for a 100 rated

  • @alargeredlizard3003

    @alargeredlizard3003

    10 ай бұрын

    Nah bro, we've seen worse. All he did was blunder his queen for the most part

  • @deadlyadder2330

    @deadlyadder2330

    10 ай бұрын

    how the.fuck does someone blunder their queen that much

  • @_Aly_00_

    @_Aly_00_

    10 ай бұрын

    continually blundering your queen is sadly not unusual for the 100 rated

  • @nosuchanimal6947

    @nosuchanimal6947

    10 ай бұрын

    well, it certainly looks like he ruined someones "blunder your queen within x moves" challenge ;)

  • @vozh-kc

    @vozh-kc

    10 ай бұрын

    @@_Aly_00_ on one hand - yeah. But a) not quite like this, and more importantly b) what a weird moment to resign on

  • @3snoW_
    @3snoW_10 ай бұрын

    The opponent probably had no idea that castling was a thing, so when simp castled he thought " this guy must be cheating, he's moving 2 pieces at once!" and resigned.

  • @charles3840

    @charles3840

    10 ай бұрын

    I genuinely believe you're right and that's what happened. I

  • @weeblordgaming6062

    @weeblordgaming6062

    10 ай бұрын

    Imagine if he saw en passant

  • @nianyiwang

    @nianyiwang

    10 ай бұрын

    @@charles3840 can't even finish a whole sent

  • @someaccount5200

    @someaccount5200

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@weeblordgaming6062Holy hell

  • @skylardeslypere9909

    @skylardeslypere9909

    10 ай бұрын

    Nah, he just played a challenge, "100 rated chess, but your opponent can't castle"

  • @Psykolord1989
    @Psykolord198910 ай бұрын

    Meanwhile the opponent: "Okay, I'm supposed to finish the game maidenless, but this 100 rated guy refuses to take my queen despite me blundering her 8 times. If he doesnt take her this time I'm down to just never play chess again."

  • @thec69420

    @thec69420

    8 ай бұрын

    The guy: JUST TAKE MY QUEEN ALREADY

  • @lsj8
    @lsj810 ай бұрын

    The best way to complete that challenge is to sac a bunch of pawns and exchanges early on so your opponent feels like they have a chance. Even when you mount the comeback, they'll still hold out expecting you to "blunder" again.

  • @San-lh8us

    @San-lh8us

    10 ай бұрын

    no, the best way is to pay the actors so they do their job properly

  • @legendsofmichael4315
    @legendsofmichael431510 ай бұрын

    When two 100 smurfs are doing challenges against each other

  • @shalinimahalingam9064

    @shalinimahalingam9064

    3 ай бұрын

    100% they were definitely trying to get simp to take their queen and then gave up cos he refused to take their woman

  • @Daniel-vk5li
    @Daniel-vk5li10 ай бұрын

    This dude blundered his Queen for 9 turns in a row. That has to be a record.

  • @DharshM0

    @DharshM0

    10 ай бұрын

    This is what happens when 2 smurfs trying to complete 100-rated chess challenges end up being matched up

  • @reaper_is_unavailable

    @reaper_is_unavailable

    10 ай бұрын

    nah I'm pretty sure there is another vid with the record

  • @shalinimahalingam9064

    @shalinimahalingam9064

    3 ай бұрын

    You have to imagine they were trying to get simp to take their queen

  • @Icyk7
    @Icyk710 ай бұрын

    NordVPN, Thanos and Paimon in one video. New Simpers

  • @chosenuwu

    @chosenuwu

    10 ай бұрын

    I wa snot ready for that tbh

  • @LordNNero

    @LordNNero

    10 ай бұрын

    This sentence sounds so absurd out of the context.

  • @jetpock2746

    @jetpock2746

    10 ай бұрын

    Where’s the paimon

  • @dirtspritestuff5850

    @dirtspritestuff5850

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jetpock2746 gee someone skipped the sponsor segment

  • @drachefly

    @drachefly

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jetpock2746 She was getting fished at 0:52

  • @maccross4567
    @maccross456710 ай бұрын

    I like to imagine Simp getting this long, formal, elaborate email from Nord asking if he wants to be sponsored, and he just responds with "yes." 😂

  • @TheLucferreira

    @TheLucferreira

    10 ай бұрын

    "Yes. I can be a paid actor."

  • @justinbombach9873

    @justinbombach9873

    10 ай бұрын

    There's no way he didn't say "but I'm not a coward" before he said yes

  • @xJohnnyBloodx
    @xJohnnyBloodx10 ай бұрын

    He had a lost his queen challenge and you were not taking the bait so he resigned.

  • @reinjordi2510
    @reinjordi251010 ай бұрын

    Bro you got a sponsorship?! Nice!

  • @HeyBous13

    @HeyBous13

    10 ай бұрын

    He got it before, like this is third video with sponsorship. But nonetheless, it's super amazing!

  • @Rodrixxil
    @Rodrixxil10 ай бұрын

    That was such a fun sponsor I didn’t mind watching it

  • @NatoBoram

    @NatoBoram

    10 ай бұрын

    Didn't see it because I have SponsorBlock, a browser extension that lets you skip sponsors inside videos

  • @char1194
    @char119410 ай бұрын

    The opponent forced their own resignation, impressive

  • @deadlyadder2330

    @deadlyadder2330

    10 ай бұрын

    bro essentially played the game against themselves...and lost 💀

  • @karyoplasma
    @karyoplasma10 ай бұрын

    If i didn't miscount, the opponent hung their queen for 11 out of the 16 moves played. Impressive.

  • @foolishball9155
    @foolishball915510 ай бұрын

    He was too scared to play after you castled

  • @yurisei6732
    @yurisei673210 ай бұрын

    Blunder the queen has got to be the strongest move against people doing challenges that can't be allowed to end in resignation.

  • @MrCosinuus
    @MrCosinuus10 ай бұрын

    opponents challenge: sac your queen and make sure nobody castles

  • @grafd7467
    @grafd746710 ай бұрын

    I hate "make your opponent to not resign" chalanges. Buе god damn I like this NordVpn sponsorship embed

  • @SuperZebezian
    @SuperZebezian10 ай бұрын

    2:22 is honestly one of the funniest reactions to a blunder.

  • @YourPalQWERTY
    @YourPalQWERTY10 ай бұрын

    They probably didn’t know that you can castle and they ended up getting scared. That’s my conclusion,

  • @choco1101
    @choco110110 ай бұрын

    Opponent totally thought Simp is hacking with the castling move. Probably got traumatized by previous threats of exposing IP. Simp lost challenge because didn't play ad for the opponent.

  • @Lillyluri
    @Lillyluri10 ай бұрын

    So we found out that the best way to stop Thanos would have been to resign.

  • @catscatscatscatscatscatscat
    @catscatscatscatscatscatscat10 ай бұрын

    congrats on the sponsor

  • @tciddados
    @tciddados10 ай бұрын

    I wonder if this guy thought pawns could only move forward, and couldn't attack diagonally. That'd explain why he thought his queen was so safe there.

  • @sorin_markov
    @sorin_markov10 ай бұрын

    That's the first resignation that has truly come out of nowhere to me

  • @baconbacon_123
    @baconbacon_12310 ай бұрын

    He say your king move 2 squares at once and thought you were a hacker

  • @PeterFreshwater
    @PeterFreshwater10 ай бұрын

    Honestly that was closer to being completed than I expected

  • @ihatechaucer4413
    @ihatechaucer441310 ай бұрын

    I love that threat. Everyone’s IP address is exposed to everyone on the internet.

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman710 ай бұрын

    That man was absolutely doing a challenge that in some form prevented taking things until his queen died.

  • @connorgibes709
    @connorgibes70910 ай бұрын

    Opp was definitely playing a "lose your queen as quickly as possible" challenge

  • @cynicanal111

    @cynicanal111

    10 ай бұрын

    I doubt it, because he never played a check to force simp to take.

  • @ItsLysandreAgain
    @ItsLysandreAgain5 ай бұрын

    100 rated chess, but I’m lazy to create a challenge so you’ll have to make your own challenge.

  • @mh4624
    @mh462410 ай бұрын

    That was a very entertaining sponsorship segment, well done

  • @stekl.h
    @stekl.h10 ай бұрын

    I was genuinely happy to see the sponsorship. Great stuff, Simp!

  • @sg_bes1412
    @sg_bes141210 ай бұрын

    Finally, Ad appeared for the first time

  • @HeyBous13

    @HeyBous13

    10 ай бұрын

    He got ads before

  • @ManosSef

    @ManosSef

    10 ай бұрын

    Third*

  • @simonkarsten272
    @simonkarsten27210 ай бұрын

    The sponsor segment was the best part and I can't wait for you to get more deals (wishing you all the best) and present them to us in your own way (wishing me a great time)

  • @TheQuark6789
    @TheQuark67899 ай бұрын

    Sometimes it feels like Simp is a shepherd, and the sheep are really stubborn.

  • @jawesome769
    @jawesome76910 ай бұрын

    Here’s a challenge: Choose a different letter for each row. Your pieces can only move to rows or columns such that they spell out English words.

  • @hoodiesticks
    @hoodiesticks10 ай бұрын

    They were probably playing some challenge that required blundering their queen

  • @Hulavuta
    @Hulavuta10 ай бұрын

    I knew this would be a fail after I saw the length. No way to get it done in that time, especially with 1 minute used up in the sponsorship

  • @thethirdjegs
    @thethirdjegs10 ай бұрын

    In highschool we thought phishing is actually spelt as fishing. We used phishing as a slang that means "to receive compliments through giving fake ones", phishing for compliments. Since the context of fishing for compliments still fits, and without the more sophisticated knowledge of internet and the scams in there, we never thought otherwise. Then chess simp casually used a fishing picture for phishing.

  • @ACertainGuy0
    @ACertainGuy010 ай бұрын

    nothing brings me more joy in a chess simp vid than this stuff right here. 2:20 "wtf was that" is the ultimate "what the fu-".

  • @AlejoGoVegan
    @AlejoGoVegan10 ай бұрын

    You should make a Queen blunder counter a standard for every video.

  • @Lufia4
    @Lufia410 ай бұрын

    I like to think that when people give up under nonsensical circumstances, their mom is calling them to dinner.

  • @xissel
    @xissel10 ай бұрын

    Those are one of the worst 100-rated moments I've seen from your opponent

  • @zalibecquerel3463
    @zalibecquerel346310 ай бұрын

    "Ooh! A four-minute video! This is gonna be great!" ... "NORD VPN AD?!?! WHAT THE FU-"

  • @Nerd_Detective
    @Nerd_Detective10 ай бұрын

    Usually when low-rated players blunder pieces, it's because they can't see a diagnonal or knight move, or their attention is elsewhere on the board. How did they manage to not notice so many queen blunders? The diagonal blunder made sense at least (not realizing that h4 is defended), but f6 is so obviously covered that it boggles my mind it took half the game to notice.

  • @soumajitsen1395
    @soumajitsen139510 ай бұрын

    That guy was totally drunk

  • @H1st
    @H1st10 ай бұрын

    0:16 This guy knows how to promote things 😂

  • @MrJSyer
    @MrJSyer10 ай бұрын

    This type of challenge requires that Simp feeds his opponnent with a lot of material before taking anything.

  • @Septhim
    @Septhim10 ай бұрын

    I legitimately didn't expect Simp to do a sponsor here

  • @mahinakbari1647
    @mahinakbari164710 ай бұрын

    This was the best sponsorship i ever saw, you have a future in advertisement industry, if i wasn't broke i definitely bought a subscription.

  • @mtaur4113
    @mtaur411310 ай бұрын

    Your opponent doesn't feel so good, Mr. Simp.

  • @null009
    @null00910 ай бұрын

    100 rated chess impossible edition: You must resign as soon as one of your pieces is captured. Impossible edition nightmare mode: (or pawns)

  • @arifezwan8893
    @arifezwan889310 ай бұрын

    Wow, the sponsorship actually made me forgot a little that this was not a genshin video

  • @ent0m0l0gist
    @ent0m0l0gist10 ай бұрын

    It was the castling! The opponent thought, what witchcraft is this? And promptly resigned.

  • @ruanpingshan
    @ruanpingshan10 ай бұрын

    Just before the end, I was expecting a surprise Qxe7, blundering the queen to the knight.

  • @qwertlle360
    @qwertlle36010 ай бұрын

    At this point these people must defintely realise that youre doing a challenge since they always blunder their queen when u cannot take it.

  • @DharshM0

    @DharshM0

    10 ай бұрын

    Yup, they were probably doing a challenge as well most likely

  • @kveonlichman2917
    @kveonlichman291710 ай бұрын

    bro played the sponsor opening

  • @emonchdocoop2006
    @emonchdocoop200610 ай бұрын

    I've never had so much pleasure listening for and ad! Loved it!

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl10 ай бұрын

    finally someone who's not a coward, letting you read the challenge before deciding whether to play it.

  • @hisshame
    @hisshame10 ай бұрын

    So glad my favorite simp is finally sponsored

  • @martinxvidxb
    @martinxvidxb10 ай бұрын

    Final score: 9 out of 16

  • @robs-insanity
    @robs-insanity10 ай бұрын

    He resigned because Qxb is the only move he wanted to play but that move didn’t exist.

  • @qwertlle360
    @qwertlle36010 ай бұрын

    Chess simp getting Sponspored is rare than thanos coming back to life viping out half the population.

  • @ChrisVideosGreek
    @ChrisVideosGreek10 ай бұрын

    Prob combined NordVPN, Genshin, Chess and his orange hub style in a single sponsor; What a legend.

  • @ahmed-xj8hp
    @ahmed-xj8hp10 ай бұрын

    get that bag king

  • @shubbyshabaas
    @shubbyshabaas10 ай бұрын

    Bro is using the same NordVPN sponsor segment since his first sponsorship.

  • @zarlg
    @zarlg10 ай бұрын

    I know these are all 100 rated players, but that must have been the worst 100 rated player I've ever seen.

  • @davidwagner6116
    @davidwagner611610 ай бұрын

    Well done Sir! This one was more insane than usual

  • @FT029
    @FT02910 ай бұрын

    finally, with a sponsor you are a paid actor

  • @shalinimahalingam9064
    @shalinimahalingam90643 ай бұрын

    It seemed like the opponent was intentionally blundering their queen but if they really wanted simp to capture their woman then they could've just forced a capture so that's why I think it wasn't intentional

  • @LPChip
    @LPChip10 ай бұрын

    "I'm a nice guy, take my queen." "I said, I'm a nice guy, take my queen!" "Really, you must take my queen to prove I'm a nice guy!" "Why are you not taking my queen? I'm really nice!" "I don't want to play anymore." - resignation.

  • @mrexists5400
    @mrexists540010 ай бұрын

    Perfectly balanced challenge

  • @MadMathMike
    @MadMathMike10 ай бұрын

    Ayyy, congrats on the sponsorship! 👍 And great video. That player was determined to lose their queen. 😂

  • @PieisDaBest1
    @PieisDaBest110 ай бұрын

    I wonder if trading Queens might've prolonged the game a bit

  • @michaelleue7594
    @michaelleue759410 ай бұрын

    I can tell you for sure that the best way to trade off a bunch of pieces is to push pawns, while the best way to provoke a resignation without taking their queen is to move your own queen to their back rank.

  • @name-ie9qo
    @name-ie9qo10 ай бұрын

    Grats on the sponsor. Also, that was a weird opponent

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen194910 ай бұрын

    Castling intimidated him

  • @martymoo
    @martymoo10 ай бұрын

    Thanos had the same problem

  • @pengxu9244
    @pengxu924410 ай бұрын

    2:22 jumpscared me it actually didn’t

  • @bobczech7774
    @bobczech777410 ай бұрын

    i've never met one of those guys

  • @delqyrus2619
    @delqyrus261910 ай бұрын

    Wow, i would have never guessed Simps Queen is a W*re to NordVPN.

  • @shreveweaver602
    @shreveweaver60210 ай бұрын

    Normally, I can kinda see the WTF endings coming. Not this one though. This one was 100% what the fu-

  • @rickylim2540
    @rickylim254010 ай бұрын

    You might need a challange dont end the video with resign or draw

  • @joshuaspector8182
    @joshuaspector818210 ай бұрын

    Damn! This was a really good one! Wanna see it succeed 😂.

  • @lustfullemon
    @lustfullemon10 ай бұрын

    weirdest sponsor ever

  • @heck-r
    @heck-r10 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure that was a smurf doing a challenge or just trying to lose elo, so I demand a redo!

  • @_TQ
    @_TQ10 ай бұрын

    Mfw literally a quarter of the video was a sponsorship 🥶

  • @MaulLerGamer
    @MaulLerGamer10 ай бұрын

    another sponsor vid YAY! Go Simp! XD

  • @maksiksq
    @maksiksq10 ай бұрын

    He finally got a sponsor lmao

  • @RedFoxGaming67
    @RedFoxGaming6710 ай бұрын

    Damn. It’s hard to get a sponsor on tts videos. Congrats!

  • @HeroicCid
    @HeroicCid10 ай бұрын

    I think this guy might have been a smurf trying to get you to take his Queen for a challenge, but he also opened with the only attack 100 rated players know, the scholar’s mate, so hard to say.

  • @teambellavsteamalice
    @teambellavsteamalice10 ай бұрын

    You shouldn't be afraid to sac your woman. Especially when you are two or three pieces up you should. Else I'd definitely traded queens. It might be harder to checkmate when you exactly halved the board, but an alive enemy queen would also be dangerous to the challenge. They often behave as lemmings.

  • @xXRacer9000Xx
    @xXRacer9000Xx10 ай бұрын

    the simp got sponsored!

  • @matnovak
    @matnovak10 ай бұрын

    man, i've seen some terrible play on this channel but i think this opponent was testing some Worstfish-style bot in this match

  • @sharfuddinmohammed77
    @sharfuddinmohammed7710 ай бұрын

    He resigned even after so many mental gymanstics by Simp LOL!!

  • @dirtyjay7167
    @dirtyjay716710 ай бұрын

    Unbeknownst to simp, opponent was also a youtuber that had his own challenge and simp kept getting in his way of success, So no simp....not WTF, next time try to be a team player and take the woman 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertbeke1170
    @robertbeke117010 ай бұрын

    eyy YO he got sponsored!

  • @Bedhead7
    @Bedhead710 ай бұрын

    Yo was that your first sponsor? Nice!

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit10 ай бұрын

    grats on the sponsorship What even were [half of] your opponent's moves?

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