Finally a good challenge which does not require for simp to not make his opponent to resign

@ButcherParry

9 ай бұрын

Of course, the challenges that they can resign on they don't, such is the keen senses of the 100 rated opponents that they understand the goals of their enemy.

@Psycho250785

9 ай бұрын

And we have a checkmate as a logical conclusion - not “i won’t be finishing the game because of smurfing stuff”.

@mrmuffinz158

9 ай бұрын

Thousandth like

Saying I'll end the video here and then check mating the opponent is the biggest plot twist

@tarvoc746

9 ай бұрын

Only for those who didn't see it (like me for example). 😅

@Snorlax108

9 ай бұрын

most people probably saw the checkmate anyway lol. so its not really a plot twist

@paperfoe

9 ай бұрын

@@tarvoc746 i saw it and was absolutely sure he is gonna checkmate, but once he said "i'm going to end the video here" i had a reflex and thought he will just cut it

@rohan1864

9 ай бұрын

you seriously didn't see that coming? xd

@tarvoc746

9 ай бұрын

@@rohan1864 Yeah, I didn't see that the bishop was in position. Probably would have seen it if there had been more time though.

The opponent tried so hard to do the scholar's mate and got very confused. And when it was time, got checkmated in 3 moves in the exact way they were tried to do.

@Blockschrott

9 ай бұрын

he tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter

@remil3777

9 ай бұрын

​@@Blockschrotta man of culture

@LucasGleason

9 ай бұрын

One thing, I don't know why

@NumenEloha

9 ай бұрын

@@Blockschrott Best coment xDDDDD

@user-vk3dp7hh7i

9 ай бұрын

​@@LucasGleasonIt doesn't even matter how hard you try

Simp's internet connection never goes off in monetized challenges 😂!

@jaideepshekhar4621

9 ай бұрын

Truuueee. 😆

imagine the look on the guy's face when he saw simp playing the stupidest possible moves and then somehow his king is gone

Simp is a paid actor

@Acquies

9 ай бұрын

Hold on a fucking second

@LucasGleason

9 ай бұрын

AAAA

@JebAlert

9 ай бұрын

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

@whosilence

9 ай бұрын

Always been

Don't worry, that woman already ate a horse, a priest, and a f***ing tower 😂

@lewisirwin5363

9 ай бұрын

Uhh, phrasing?

@michaeljordan9445

9 ай бұрын

@@lewisirwin5363 if you watch the video and understand the context, you would know that this is a joke right?

@aralornwolf3140

9 ай бұрын

So... she's a... DRAGON!?

@michaeljordan9445

9 ай бұрын

@@aralornwolf3140 wait what? what is this referencing?

@aralornwolf3140

9 ай бұрын

@@michaeljordan9445, The Paper Bag Princess, a children's book written by Robert Munsch contained, in the opening act, a Dragon razing the Princess' Palace... which implies he ate horses and priests... he took off with a Prince... as his late night snack. A Prince, the Princess wanted to marry, so she went off to rescue him wearing nothing but a paper bag.

i like the idea of saying "[some move] is ten dollars" rather than saying it's forced

@RyanTosh

9 ай бұрын

Ooh do you type the fancy way? "nice" is exactly what you'd get if you tried to type "move" but you put your right hand on H-L instead of J-;

@vozh-kc

9 ай бұрын

@@RyanTosh autocorrect is a cruel mistress

@krzesawwiertarowicz2912

9 ай бұрын

"Chess, but every forced move is forced"

@vozh-kc

9 ай бұрын

@@krzesawwiertarowicz2912 in other words, "chess, but ten bucks is ten bucks"

At 3:15 I was so hoping your opponent would queen trade and give you another 10$

I literally just noticed the “Subscribe and you’ll find a girlfriend today”

@Charles-hm5zj

9 ай бұрын

Lmaoo has that always been there?

@benjaminanderson1014

9 ай бұрын

Usually it's "subscribe or I'll steal your cat" but he changed it a couple weeks ago

@blueyay

9 ай бұрын

Where is it?

@spendle

9 ай бұрын

@@blueyayit’s during the game, look at the menu options on the left.

@vsyovklyucheno

9 ай бұрын

(Or tomorrow)

I’m honestly surprised a 100 rated player knows about repetition draws. Thought for sure we were getting one with the queen stand-off.

@davidtitanium22

9 ай бұрын

The repetition draw would've bleed that viewer's wallet 😅

@iamefghwr4522

9 ай бұрын

Good chance they don’t know about it, they probably just don’t want to repeat since they want to win and repeating doesn’t really make any progress

@Mythraen

9 ай бұрын

Like the previous person said, you're assuming a lot there. "Knows about forced draws" is a significantly more complicated explanation (for the behavior of a 100-rated player) than "recognizes this is a waste of time," and therefore less probable. But, even the possibility of an alternative explanation makes it weird that you made the claim that you knew it was one of them.

@sandpiperbf9767

9 ай бұрын

Always have faith in the 100 rated players

@HagenvonEitzen

9 ай бұрын

Never ascribe to knowledge of chess what can be explained by stupidity

Opponent probably thought they were going to win, until the surprise checkmate.

At this point you should probably pay that unpaid actor

That opponent surely felt confident 😁

The kindhearted simp decides not to bankrupt his viewer. What a great entertainer he is.

So happy to see you actually end the video without it being part of the challange, so often you just stop these. Love to see it actually conclude.

It IS enough for a fancy dinner with man (we will literally eat anything) so the choice is there tbh

@Sang_Akrobatis

9 ай бұрын

Sounds too gay for an asian.

@BigStrap

9 ай бұрын

It's certainly enough for a meal with a woman, but if you can get it for 40 bucks it aint fancy. (Ymmv)

@sharktrap267

9 ай бұрын

@@BigStrapunless he lives in a country with a somewhat weaker economy where 40USD is worth more.

@SoberCake

9 ай бұрын

I'm up for just a beer, no dinner is necessary

@TheQuark6789

8 ай бұрын

@@sharktrap267 He's Vietnamese (shown in the channel bio), and I actually thought $40 was quite a lot of money there.

Dont need to pay for dinner if you sacrifice your woman instead

"Sacrificing a rook for ten dollars is definitely a good choice"

Challenges like these should always come with a ‘but you have to win at the end’. Otherwise Simp could just continue milking that guy for hundreds. Good thing Simp is a good guy.

@abhishekvchaudhari8181

9 ай бұрын

is he tho?

Title: *bong cloud* is forced Duration: 4:20 Me: *nose exhale* "Lmao, nice."

I just noticed the tabs on the left have their names changed

really satisfying that you won at the end with checkmate

The opponent was a _paying_ actor

But it’s still enough for a nice dinner on your own

I think this is your best video yet. Great job.

It is enough for a dinner for one at least 😂

"Subscribe and you'll find a girlfriend today"

On these paid challenges, you always have to wonder if Simp plays/records a handful of games until he gets a super profitable one 😂

@engr4051

9 ай бұрын

Only Simp knows 🤫

@ludgerkres.1437

9 ай бұрын

Probably sometimes. However theres also times when he only gets 5 moves in and something happens that causes him to end the video.

@Matthew-bu7fg

9 ай бұрын

it wasn't that profitable. He had to take a woman out for pizza tonight rather than a swanky restaurant

i would sacrafice my king for 10 bucks

40 bucks aint enough for a fancy dinner with a woman, but it is enough for a fancy dinner with a man.

That's the content we subbed for

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the video ends at 4:20?

@jamesflames6987

9 ай бұрын

No.

@alexwangombe8534

9 ай бұрын

Yes.

@teambellavsteamalice

9 ай бұрын

That goes nicely with a bongcloud...

oh this actor is getting paid goodd

That’s $20 for you and $20 for your unpaid actor

well only $30 more since he prepaid $10 to give you the challenge

No amount of money is enough for a fancy dinner with a woman, when you lack a woman :)

i was so focusing on looking at simp's king i didn't even noticed there was a checkmate

It's good to know that you are not greedy

But it is enough for a not so fancy meal with a bro!

Maybe not enough for a fancy dinner, but at least you can pay your actor properly this time.

This is a great challenge idea

I just noticed the sidebar on the left. Nice

Very well played.

wow, thats actually a very interesting challenge

So glad it ended with a checkmate

that runtime

Good challenge, good solution... Too bad about that inflation.

Chess, but I’ll pay you $1 for every best move your opponent plays, $3 if they play a great move, and $5 for every brilliant move. Every bad move (innacuacy or under) your opponent makes you get -$1, and $5 if your opponent checkmates or takes 8+ points of material.

3:31 such a missed opportunity. with qh8 you don't only win 10 dollars, but you also save 100 usd for a dinner because your woman is dead

1:31 wait I thought that was a move evaluator XD not time taken per move.

I think we have a new format to adopt with this one!

That ending was fire 🔥

gotta appreciate the video length

In some parts of the world, 40 dollars is more than enough for a good dinner, as long as you don't ask for alcoholic drinks

You milked him dry, great!

This channel always gives me a kek, fair play.

Very impressive play.

did the sidebar always look like that

spend that 40$ on internet!!

Well played

Bongcloud opening with a 4:20 video

Whether US$ 40 is enough for a fancy dinner really depends on where you are and your conversion rate. You can get pretty good stuff for 2 at this value some places

Perfect video.

But it is enough for a fancy dinner with a man!

You aren't going to a fancy dinner with a woman anyway

@TheChessGod1

8 ай бұрын

maidenless

Don't worry about dinner with a woman, $40 is definitely enough for a dinner with a man.

enough for a fancy dinner with a man💀💀💀💀

Isn't QE1 forced at 3:25? QF1 leads to QxF1 checkmate to me...

@lunatickoala

9 ай бұрын

A move is considered forced if it is literally the only one available. If there are any other options, even if they're all incredibly bad, it's not a forced move. While in this case it's pretty obvious that QF4 leads to QxF1#, there are many situations where there's only one way to avoid checkmate but the way to do so is much harder to see.

bong

Gained 40$... Such an amazing unpaid actor indeed.

Just take her to tacos

Remember guys, en passant is forced

Bravo

I really liked this challenge.

It's only not enough for a fancy date with a woman because Simp has to pay the woman to go out with him too

5 material for 10$? Positive trade.

chess but you only use 10% of your power.. you are only allowed to have good move according to stockfish and nothing higher

The one giving the money will lose connection when trying to make the payment. Karma is a b*tch

The fact that the video is 4:20 is perfect

Simp's message today: Subscribe and you will find a girlfriend today Thy,but I have already one.

Man, how bad would it feel to get all that material and then lose like that though?!

Well it worked out but the challenge also applies to the opponent since they didn't specify. So you could've played a forcing series of checks of your own too

@TheQuark6789

8 ай бұрын

Not this one, because it said "for every forced move *you* play."

@danielhoang289

8 ай бұрын

@@TheQuark6789 Oh true that, nvm then

Chess Simp is a type of guy who could get a fancy dinner with a woman and gain 40 $ out of that.

"... from North Macedonia." At first, I thought this was a joke (because I thought Macedonia was part of Greece), but I looked it up, and it's a real country!

Chess but your piece (not pawn) hate the dark. Should all piece enter in light and the dark bishop have to die soon because was too scary. Of course no one of your piece cannot move again in dark square

❤

Chess but simp plays like an actual 100 rated player

making everything obvious, still took him 70s to see. i mean.......... perhaps this is too much credit, but if i saw a move like that, i'd be super suspicious that i was falling into some kind of trap that i just wasn't seeing

2:05 Given the callenge and following your argument, Nh3 was "kind of forced", so should be worth a few bucks ..

Bong cloud on a video 4:20 long 👌

"this guy"... but you don't know if they're a guy

At 3:23 you appear to have 2 choices, but actually queen to e1 is forced since queen f1 leads to mate if they take your queen with their queen thereby making queen f1 not actually an option therefore you should add an extra $10 to your total

@RigosGuardian

9 ай бұрын

That's not how forced moves works

@m.l.252

9 ай бұрын

There are 2 legal moves in this position. Queen to e1 isn't forced because the game doesn't stop you from blundering mate in 1. *Forced* means that there is exactly ONE legal move available.

Too bad no en passant happened

En passant?

If you took me out for a $40 dinner I'd still think you were great. I'm not a woman though...

fancy Mcdo ;) lol

Thats a pretty good hourly wage^^

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