TGPD vs Captain Slow | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC

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Its James' turn to evade the Top Gear Police Department, but decides to live up to his Captain Slow title. Amazingly, it kind of works, so Hammond and Clarkson brings out the big guns to bring May down. Clip taken from series 21, episode 1.
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  • @danthalios
    @danthalios3 жыл бұрын

    "So remind me again why exactly you need a 2S1 Gvozdika self-propelled 122-millimetre gun?" "We're playing cops and robbers."

  • @JohnSmith-mk5jt

    @JohnSmith-mk5jt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @COOPER WHITE That's what makes them such an amazing trio.

  • @pctech1042

    @pctech1042

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought its an SP 1 C

  • @sebulller

    @sebulller

    2 жыл бұрын

    reasons unknown... but it will come in handy some day...

  • @Accidentalreef

    @Accidentalreef

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pctech1042 no that'ss a german light that

  • @AnonYmous-dh2zt

    @AnonYmous-dh2zt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pctech1042 Nope that's definitely a 2S1. The SP1C has a less bulkier front

  • @goak1764
    @goak17643 жыл бұрын

    James: "He's stopped! He's given up-" TGPD Tank: *We don't do that here*

  • @thecircleoft.e.d2121

    @thecircleoft.e.d2121

    3 жыл бұрын

    Police: Isn't that illegal? Hammond: Resisting arrest? Yes!

  • @mangotail6808

    @mangotail6808

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy: 2:09

  • @aboyes9835

    @aboyes9835

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, you’re almost correct. It looks like a 2S15 Norov SPG, which is based on the 2S1 Gvodzika Self-Propelled Artillery.

  • @isaiahhudson7182

    @isaiahhudson7182

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aboyes9835 want cookie? 🍪

  • @Accidentalreef

    @Accidentalreef

    2 жыл бұрын

    as a person who really likes tanks. That's true. Tanks don't do that here

  • @OmegaVestoLord
    @OmegaVestoLord3 жыл бұрын

    "what are you gonna do? you cant pull him out" American Cops- "so anyway I started blasting"

  • @Nobody-cw3ri

    @Nobody-cw3ri

    2 жыл бұрын

    Turn off CNN kid

  • @nittayoshifumi8252

    @nittayoshifumi8252

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nobody-cw3ri Thats the joke.

  • @wizard_of_poz4413

    @wizard_of_poz4413

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nobody-cw3ri I mean it is true but its not always a bad thing.

  • @Icetea-2000

    @Icetea-2000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jokes aside, you won’t gonna shoot someone for minor traffic violations like speeding though, we aren’t talking about a life and death scenario

  • @wizard_of_poz4413

    @wizard_of_poz4413

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Icetea-2000 no because that's a non issue for the most part. But if someone flattens people in a residential area, then may God help them

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle3 жыл бұрын

    That blop-blop-blop sound of Jeremy's bumper as he drives away from his (self-inflicted) crash is far better than any dialogue.

  • @TacticalAnthony

    @TacticalAnthony

    2 жыл бұрын

    self inflicted? Nonsense! The criminal simply crashed into him at speed

  • @DC-nx8ey

    @DC-nx8ey

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s right you know. It’s in the report an everyfin’

  • @kidnamedfingerreal

    @kidnamedfingerreal

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@TacticalAnthony and hes gonna get that bastard

  • @yyyyymmoT

    @yyyyymmoT

    8 ай бұрын

    His face as he leaves aswell

  • @harrybtown1506

    @harrybtown1506

    Ай бұрын

    P

  • @TabithaHolland_
    @TabithaHolland_5 жыл бұрын

    "why go ludicrously fast when you can just go the normal speed" by god that is such a May thing to say

  • @delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743

    @delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743

    4 жыл бұрын

    Go back to your country tabitha

  • @Styxoyonyx

    @Styxoyonyx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol Go back to the hole you crawled from.

  • @stacyjunio3663

    @stacyjunio3663

    4 жыл бұрын

    Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol shut the fuck up

  • @rideabike979

    @rideabike979

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743 lol stfu lmao

  • @RZ670

    @RZ670

    4 жыл бұрын

    James may is homie

  • @zenvost2
    @zenvost25 жыл бұрын

    The TG police seal text is "ambitious but rubbish" in latin. The little touches are great.

  • @salvolcano8842

    @salvolcano8842

    5 жыл бұрын

    isn’t it ambitious and inept

  • @callumhardy5098

    @callumhardy5098

    5 жыл бұрын

    zenvost2 It’s actually ambitious and inept

  • @TimeTravelinc

    @TimeTravelinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sal Volcano Isn’t ‘rubbish’ and ‘inept’ the same thing? My methods of language is a bit muddled.

  • @leslieeaston3383

    @leslieeaston3383

    4 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't matter, you can't speak to dead Roman anyway.

  • @shadowman3557

    @shadowman3557

    4 жыл бұрын

    i was thinking to myself earlier, what does that mean xD?

  • @kalebwhitrockdingus
    @kalebwhitrockdingus2 жыл бұрын

    1:35 Jeremy: "we don't have him,he's closed my door" that cracked me up

  • @thegentlemanpirate6844
    @thegentlemanpirate68442 жыл бұрын

    James calmly driving away every single time they seemingly manage to block him off is significantly funnier than it has any right to be.

  • @samzong1846
    @samzong18465 жыл бұрын

    Dubai police force: we have the most advanced police force in the world TGPD: hold my beer

  • @apollomars1678

    @apollomars1678

    4 жыл бұрын

    TGPD: hold my tank

  • @nickgage1438

    @nickgage1438

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dubai has the best cars sure but not in any way are they advanced.

  • @DovahkiinSaiyan

    @DovahkiinSaiyan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@apollomars1678 hold my moustache

  • @grandhomme4183

    @grandhomme4183

    4 жыл бұрын

    The LAPD is the best one

  • @zeroday5441

    @zeroday5441

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nickgage1438 man they're just all show& no go Any Islamic country has two things going for them Oil& punishment against women

  • @jackmoore1849
    @jackmoore18495 жыл бұрын

    Hammond:I don’t think he should be handling that *pulls out a tank*

  • @beaverscope8317

    @beaverscope8317

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hammond is hypocrite .

  • @zEternus

    @zEternus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@beaverscope8317 like you

  • @beaverscope8317

    @beaverscope8317

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zEternus thank you.

  • @beaverscope8317

    @beaverscope8317

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cheesepuffs5226 do you mind .

  • @jonathanoxlade4252

    @jonathanoxlade4252

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hammond is funny I swear he is dead and some how still alive but like a friendly zombie who won’t eat you but loves crashing and giving himself brain damage but he is a mental man Hammond on a wing plane screaming haha Hammond must really enjoy himself a lot lol does stuff that the old ones won’t do

  • @HerefordBull703
    @HerefordBull703 Жыл бұрын

    5:52 I love the pure joy on Hammonds face as he brutally wrecked a wall and I love how James is so sarcastic about the tank that he doesn’t realise what Hammond can do

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG Жыл бұрын

    I love how Clarkson just stands there in disbelief with his arms wide open when May just keeps driving off. It's like he's saying "He can't do that...can he do that?"

  • @tenebris5705
    @tenebris57054 жыл бұрын

    I can't belive they actually killed James May, just to get that scene!

  • @zxbzxbzxb1

    @zxbzxbzxb1

    3 жыл бұрын

    He got better :)

  • @chris-um2sh

    @chris-um2sh

    3 жыл бұрын

    it shows the dedication the crew went to for the exceptional realism of Top Gear!

  • @tenebris5705

    @tenebris5705

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chris-um2sh Oh yeah, but I think they went too far this time

  • @tenebris5705

    @tenebris5705

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zxbzxbzxb1 I hope so, it seems pretty serious

  • @zxbzxbzxb1

    @zxbzxbzxb1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tenebris5705 "Only two things are infinite: the universe and James Mays longevity" - Albert Einstein

  • @asianguy1700
    @asianguy17004 жыл бұрын

    “The drone of intrusiveness has crashed” i love how calm he sounded.

  • @imanin9972

    @imanin9972

    3 жыл бұрын

    hahah lol

  • @sikdoesthis286

    @sikdoesthis286

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its a UAV

  • @toastykoro

    @toastykoro

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sikdoesthis286 no it’s the drone of intrusiveness

  • @GoingDownOnJill

    @GoingDownOnJill

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@toastykoro and it has crashed

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha it made me think of Ralph the movie makers review of that dogshit restaurant investigator show Send in the drones

  • @SoulTheSoul
    @SoulTheSoul3 жыл бұрын

    "We don't have him, he closed my door!"

  • @crusader7772
    @crusader77722 жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite episode, rip James may his presence was always missing in every episode after

  • @lordmlaw9900

    @lordmlaw9900

    2 жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there.

  • @doggoisamongo8783

    @doggoisamongo8783

    2 жыл бұрын

    He gave his life for this shot, what a dedication

  • @adeheys9661
    @adeheys96617 жыл бұрын

    The TGPD: the most militarised police force in the world.

  • @michaellorah9051

    @michaellorah9051

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was Chicago

  • @liamweaver2944

    @liamweaver2944

    6 жыл бұрын

    *Chiraq

  • @swatboy763

    @swatboy763

    6 жыл бұрын

    dont you mean the average US police force?

  • @ProjectT

    @ProjectT

    5 жыл бұрын

    And the most inept.

  • @zyill

    @zyill

    5 жыл бұрын

    Least*

  • @GeweerBeer
    @GeweerBeer5 жыл бұрын

    “I.. was.. in.. persuit.. of.. a.. pleb.. *uh* male..”

  • @respectedgentleman4322

    @respectedgentleman4322

    5 жыл бұрын

    IC1 male. Police code for white skin.

  • @wolfox7776

    @wolfox7776

    5 жыл бұрын

    and Clarkson said I were in persuit I believe

  • @amyshaw893

    @amyshaw893

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@respectedgentleman4322 White - North european, technically

  • @vaughie123

    @vaughie123

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was in persuit of a pleb *UHHH* Perv

  • @engasal

    @engasal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Were

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon3 жыл бұрын

    [2:20 - 3:00] I'm genuinely impressed by the speed of that thing!!!

  • @thelando3698

    @thelando3698

    2 жыл бұрын

    Turbo Diesels haul some ass

  • @lucky889s9

    @lucky889s9

    2 жыл бұрын

    Could go 63mph

  • @_LLevi_
    @_LLevi_3 жыл бұрын

    When you accidentally add another 0 to the budget .

  • @Dotman-mn8rb

    @Dotman-mn8rb

    3 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that's what actually happened, the episodes in the last few seasons got a lot more mental

  • @rikishikato5001

    @rikishikato5001

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about? There is no accident. Oh wait...

  • @sl.t

    @sl.t

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@greatdays7050 ?

  • @greatdays7050

    @greatdays7050

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hah saw that

  • @cenchloraadums3143

    @cenchloraadums3143

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha, then I wonder how many '0's they might have accidentally added when they launched a Reliant Robin 'space shuttle'. Lol

  • @amalaysian1514
    @amalaysian15145 жыл бұрын

    When you get 6 stars in GTA

  • @elduardsalunga5665

    @elduardsalunga5665

    5 жыл бұрын

    No 10 stars

  • @macaman2559

    @macaman2559

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @GD_Cheezy

    @GD_Cheezy

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's more like 69 stars

  • @danibelu6306

    @danibelu6306

    4 жыл бұрын

    10000000000 stars

  • @Swukelz

    @Swukelz

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think we’ve got a patriotic Nasi Lemak eater

  • @calvinchen4505
    @calvinchen45052 жыл бұрын

    Took me seven years to realize he's using a Thrustmaster joystick (for PC/console video games) to "pilot" the drone at 3:50

  • @Shadowdoc26

    @Shadowdoc26

    2 жыл бұрын

    The show is scripted for the most part like WWE wrestling. No is actually getting hurt most of the time and the stunts are controlled. Still funnny though

  • @folx2733

    @folx2733

    Жыл бұрын

    It's obviously just an RC toy. Real drones are actual aircraft sized

  • @Proto-EXX

    @Proto-EXX

    11 ай бұрын

    I actually have that joystick, but it comes with a throttle that you can’t remove from it, so where did it go?!

  • @Ale-um9to
    @Ale-um9to2 жыл бұрын

    James: he's stoped, hes giving up! Tank: peace was never an option!

  • @vettebodee
    @vettebodee8 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story, Don't give Hammond a Tank.

  • @FerroequinologistofColorado

    @FerroequinologistofColorado

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ya think

  • @TomJerry-xm4ep

    @TomJerry-xm4ep

    8 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story is don't try to be a smart ass and then try to outrun a tank off-road

  • @richardmillhousenixon

    @richardmillhousenixon

    7 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story is... Harambe is not dead.

  • @BillyPritchard

    @BillyPritchard

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheIronNinj

  • @daniyarsadykov3385

    @daniyarsadykov3385

    7 жыл бұрын

    it wasn't a tank. it's was soviet self-propelled artillery

  • @davidvanderven
    @davidvanderven5 жыл бұрын

    The TGPD has better equipment than most UK police...

  • @Wolham

    @Wolham

    5 жыл бұрын

    ... Most???

  • @davidvanderven

    @davidvanderven

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Wolham no small arms...

  • @WeldingForJesus

    @WeldingForJesus

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@davidvanderven Who needs small arms when you have a tank with an operational cannon?

  • @davidvanderven

    @davidvanderven

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@WeldingForJesus sometimes a .44 or a .50 cal are more 'situationally' appropriate...

  • @WeldingForJesus

    @WeldingForJesus

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@davidvanderven Like, in what scenario??

  • @ClassicDannyboy
    @ClassicDannyboy2 жыл бұрын

    6:15 this single minute is better than the entire new top-gear

  • @worldcomicsreview354
    @worldcomicsreview3542 жыл бұрын

    Clarkson: Got him! James: -drives off Clarkson: Wait, that's illegal

  • @HelmLord5792
    @HelmLord57928 жыл бұрын

    "We have him!" *backs up "We don't have him! he has closed my door!" that is me trying to do anything, in a nutshell.

  • @20cnVision

    @20cnVision

    7 жыл бұрын

    So true. Like "Okay, I guess I fixed my life ..... Aaaand nvm."

  • @brackpepo

    @brackpepo

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Dane The Engi brain. use it. please?

  • @miiiwaaa

    @miiiwaaa

    7 жыл бұрын

    HelmLord5792 xxq

  • @AScarchilli

    @AScarchilli

    7 жыл бұрын

    HelmLord5792

  • @gemmaharvey7806

    @gemmaharvey7806

    7 жыл бұрын

    HelmLord5792 (

  • @goob_shade5562
    @goob_shade55623 жыл бұрын

    6:03 me when I have a presentation in front of the class

  • @CrisisHedgehog

    @CrisisHedgehog

    3 жыл бұрын

    “And rightfully so in both scenarios...”

  • @lydathegreat

    @lydathegreat

    3 жыл бұрын

    You need to tell?

  • @mikethescienceguy

    @mikethescienceguy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lydathegreat YES

  • @willwisneski6264

    @willwisneski6264

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahahahaha

  • @Ez_Russell1478

    @Ez_Russell1478

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was not ready for that answer I'm lmao when I heard that

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 Жыл бұрын

    “This is an arrest!” ✌🏻 Funny every time!!

  • @Ninyfive
    @Ninyfive3 жыл бұрын

    6:12 d a c i a s a n d e r o m o m e n t

  • @takon0458
    @takon04585 жыл бұрын

    James may: you can’t pull a man out of the car *LSPD Joined the chat*

  • @idrip2153

    @idrip2153

    4 жыл бұрын

    NOOSE HAS JOINED THE CHAT

  • @someoneidk6303

    @someoneidk6303

    4 жыл бұрын

    *GUNS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*

  • @someoneidk6303

    @someoneidk6303

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey an old comment

  • @dodgey6568

    @dodgey6568

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@someoneidk6303 Oh hey a new comment

  • @GrummanTestPilot

    @GrummanTestPilot

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can’t pull a man out of the river *LEGO CITY* let me tell you something

  • @maxbrestable
    @maxbrestable8 жыл бұрын

    This show must've been so much fun to shoot.

  • @eetu2875

    @eetu2875

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maxbrestable! That tank must have been fun to shoot

  • @Clangokkuner

    @Clangokkuner

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@eetu2875 well it's a self propelled artillery, and they likely used a blank, but I guess it would be pretty fun nonetheless

  • @KookoCraft

    @KookoCraft

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Clangokkuner you must be fun at parties

  • @Clangokkuner

    @Clangokkuner

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@KookoCraft I don't go to parties I think they're boring

  • @libertyprime5089

    @libertyprime5089

    5 жыл бұрын

    Would you take a punch form Clarkson?? To be producer on grand tour??

  • @marklabuschagne7499
    @marklabuschagne74992 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this as a kid. It was amazingly believable back then - thanks for putting on a show TG

  • @grandicellichannel
    @grandicellichannel Жыл бұрын

    4:40 Why oh why Jeremy shouting "ENGAGING FLAILS!" makes me fall off my chair every time?!? 😂😂

  • @Quartx130
    @Quartx1304 жыл бұрын

    "He's stopped. He's given up!" *B O O M*

  • @pranavkumar3102

    @pranavkumar3102

    2 жыл бұрын

    Kboom

  • @ProjectEurobeat

    @ProjectEurobeat

    2 жыл бұрын

    How does this have 1.2K likes but only one reply?

  • @GageisGreat12

    @GageisGreat12

    Жыл бұрын

    “And on that bombshell, back to the studio..”

  • @mihoplays842

    @mihoplays842

    Жыл бұрын

    RIP that guy

  • @ausintune9014
    @ausintune90147 жыл бұрын

    ï were in pursuit of a pleb" BEST LINE EVER

  • @dani1999n

    @dani1999n

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@knedl1k_ "I am" in past tense

  • @supergluehotty

    @supergluehotty

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna get that BOSTARD!

  • @Dexfire20

    @Dexfire20

    5 жыл бұрын

    That nobody with the Guitar but why not “I was”?

  • @Dexfire20

    @Dexfire20

    5 жыл бұрын

    XEX_Racing_League ok thanks

  • @connorfielding8263

    @connorfielding8263

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sorry but it was clearly hammonds line of I have an erection, that was the best of them all

  • @sahilshirke4058
    @sahilshirke40582 жыл бұрын

    "He's stopped. He's given up!" _famous last words_

  • @andreabruno8401
    @andreabruno8401 Жыл бұрын

    The way he bumped and closed the door on Jeremy 😂

  • @scrumbus8046
    @scrumbus80468 жыл бұрын

    1:33 "We got him! We finally have him!" *pulls out* "We don't have him! He closed my door!" XD

  • @Alewolf01

    @Alewolf01

    8 жыл бұрын

    +A Toaster Doodle Noodle If police chases was like more often I'd watch, this is funny.

  • @fiber9m

    @fiber9m

    8 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna get that bastard

  • @ImMagnetz

    @ImMagnetz

    8 жыл бұрын

    +A Toaster Doodle Noodle You watched the video too?

  • @minecraftertracey01

    @minecraftertracey01

    6 жыл бұрын

    i did not now this was scrpted tell if ound out on youtube thats how good it was

  • @Glnn_n
    @Glnn_n4 жыл бұрын

    Basicly 3 men living the dream of every man: "Playing with big toys"

  • @simplyrealistc1232
    @simplyrealistc12322 жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes they ever did. In my opinion.

  • @lokoiutfftty
    @lokoiutfftty2 жыл бұрын

    Hammond: "This is an arrest!" May: ✌

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson3 жыл бұрын

    I love how even when there's a literal tank on May's tail, he absolutely refuses to take anything seriously

  • @langleysenterprise5134

    @langleysenterprise5134

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well if they cant get you then

  • @kellhound7227

    @kellhound7227

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its because he's "Done it Properly!"

  • @user-gb7kf7uw9o

    @user-gb7kf7uw9o

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@kellhound7227v jfSJ7sn5pv8 as3321111v{😅💋🌼💋💋🤣🤣🤣🌹as❤ ‏‪4:06‬‏ 😊😂1 gg

  • @jamesshenk4615

    @jamesshenk4615

    10 ай бұрын

    because he knows that hammond and clarkson are massively incompetent

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions72615 жыл бұрын

    "He's stopped. He's given u-." *tanks blows him up* "ah, on that note, back to the studio."

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

    @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

    4 жыл бұрын

    BluePhantom Productions classic 80s comic relief.

  • @themagicslinky1773

    @themagicslinky1773

    4 жыл бұрын

    "So he won't be coming on?"

  • @thebiggeststarwarsfan6635

    @thebiggeststarwarsfan6635

    4 жыл бұрын

    “And on that bomb shell, back to the studio.”

  • @kentclestervillaver3826

    @kentclestervillaver3826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jhuhhghygjh

  • @kentclestervillaver3826

    @kentclestervillaver3826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kxhdhdusjwjsveushdhehshshsushshdhjehduznjexushzhshshshehshehdjehshheshhshehsheusheushehdjakkoopppidjehdudjjejeejejeiuedjduududjsieiwoooooeodoosisisiisijsjsususususudududududueudududududududuududurudueueududududdu

  • @huh8662
    @huh86622 жыл бұрын

    This episode was a glorious example of the brilliance that was Top Gear.

  • @motorolicauto
    @motorolicauto2 жыл бұрын

    So much fun watching this after so many years

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch3 жыл бұрын

    "Oh hang on a minute, He's stopped, He's given up" -proceeds to kill James May-

  • @BrianSellasBiggestFan

    @BrianSellasBiggestFan

    3 жыл бұрын

    He got out of the car before blowing it up I’m sure

  • @northdkt7088

    @northdkt7088

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BrianSellasBiggestFan ummm yeeeaaah obviously, not like they would actually blow the car up with him inside

  • @BrianSellasBiggestFan

    @BrianSellasBiggestFan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@northdkt7088 you never know

  • @northdkt7088

    @northdkt7088

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BrianSellasBiggestFan xD true, you can never tell what they might do to each-other

  • @zxsium4059

    @zxsium4059

    3 жыл бұрын

    You could see him alive at the end.....

  • @poggergen1937
    @poggergen19374 жыл бұрын

    "Here we go." *3 Seconds later:* " The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed."

  • @motoXplore23
    @motoXplore232 жыл бұрын

    Top gear is just incredible !!! Is so sad to realize that the world of those days is gone, this is a total new reality

  • @DagoDuck
    @DagoDuck2 жыл бұрын

    The 10 seconds from 5:46 on made me laugh way more than they should.

  • @marymisikov7332
    @marymisikov73326 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy:Here we go *Crashes Drone at takeoff* Jeremy:The Drone of intrusiveness has crashed. 😂😂😂

  • @Gerbs1913

    @Gerbs1913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Top Gear feels like Monty Python with vehicles all too often.

  • @lukkpikyeahboi1767
    @lukkpikyeahboi17674 жыл бұрын

    Robber: *EXISTS* TGPD: im going to end this mans life...

  • @Pvt_soap_

    @Pvt_soap_

    4 жыл бұрын

    No No be like “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

  • @willmorrell488

    @willmorrell488

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Pvt_soap_ I think the original comment was more accurate and funny.

  • @Joshdoingthings1

    @Joshdoingthings1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pvt_soap_ 1479 and who cares about that? Originality is better.

  • @westleydick7762
    @westleydick77622 жыл бұрын

    I love watching these clips so much. I did of laughter every time.

  • @paleoph6168
    @paleoph6168 Жыл бұрын

    Title: TGPD vs Captain Slow Thumbnail: Jeremy and his VW Golf

  • @E39Passion
    @E39Passion8 жыл бұрын

    1:09 Turning signal in a car chase. :D

  • @joeyghostx

    @joeyghostx

    8 жыл бұрын

    +4TaktRollerNeinDanke Gotta have manners in criminalville.

  • @Troy-ry5pp

    @Troy-ry5pp

    8 жыл бұрын

    HOW WAS THAT GUY ALIVE unless they edit that

  • @joeyghostx

    @joeyghostx

    8 жыл бұрын

    Troy Channel They did.

  • @mooneyes2k478

    @mooneyes2k478

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Troy Channel It's farily rare...in fact, it's VERY VERY rare, that you die from using your turning signals.

  • @wutzitrone4522

    @wutzitrone4522

    8 жыл бұрын

    Hi Landesgenosse.

  • @jlowe6000
    @jlowe60009 жыл бұрын

    no james mays were harmed in the makiing of this viedio

  • @AristotelisMitsiou

    @AristotelisMitsiou

    9 жыл бұрын

    Αpart from a James May

  • @jlowe6000

    @jlowe6000

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** lol

  • @Hampurilias

    @Hampurilias

    9 жыл бұрын

    But your spelling was.

  • @jlowe6000

    @jlowe6000

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** was what

  • @AristotelisMitsiou

    @AristotelisMitsiou

    9 жыл бұрын

    J Lowe he meant the "makiing" and the "viedio"

  • @kicktheskullproductions9654
    @kicktheskullproductions96543 жыл бұрын

    I love how casual james is the entire ride

  • @TheAverageSeverideFan
    @TheAverageSeverideFan5 ай бұрын

    1:30 “No we don’t, he’s closed my door!” got me😂

  • @yeetusdeleti2948
    @yeetusdeleti29484 жыл бұрын

    Clarkson: Here we go. *Drone crashes on runway* ClErksAn: *THE DRONE OF INTRUSIVENESS HAS CRASHED...*

  • @filmandfirearms

    @filmandfirearms

    4 жыл бұрын

    Clerksan sounds like how a Japanese person who speaks really bad English would say "Clarkson"

  • @Blue-jl1yq

    @Blue-jl1yq

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@filmandfirearms lol

  • @vaillante7667

    @vaillante7667

    4 жыл бұрын

    "eventually, i got the stone airbone and begin the hunt for oj may"

  • @twistedyogert

    @twistedyogert

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who gave that man a pilot's license?

  • @acewitchhunter222

    @acewitchhunter222

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh u sneaky little...

  • @ryansmith1471
    @ryansmith14717 жыл бұрын

    "The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed

  • @nickbuckley4371
    @nickbuckley43713 жыл бұрын

    The drone crashing was hilarious

  • @cptairwolf
    @cptairwolf Жыл бұрын

    Clearly these guys have never seen an American police stop. You just need 4 cruisers so you can box him in.

  • @legendaryarchie6512
    @legendaryarchie65123 жыл бұрын

    James: you can’t pull a man out of a car GTA: Hold my shark cards

  • @Utubesuperstar

    @Utubesuperstar

    3 жыл бұрын

    Russian cops: hold my jumping through windshields

  • @WessJess

    @WessJess

    2 жыл бұрын

    he drives away Shoot At Him

  • @MrSomeRandomGuy2012

    @MrSomeRandomGuy2012

    2 жыл бұрын

    American Police: have seen our batons??

  • @ghillepig2

    @ghillepig2

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Utubesuperstar usa cops, eh fucking shoot him out lmao

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson47004 жыл бұрын

    "Ambitiose sed ineptum" God I miss this show.

  • @daraghmolloy3638

    @daraghmolloy3638

    4 жыл бұрын

    These were the golden years of top gear now it's not bad but terrible in comparison the old guys had a unique friendship while I don't get that feeling with the new guys it's as if they a forced to get along

  • @n2m2000

    @n2m2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    It means “Ambitious but inept” 😂

  • @ModelFossilist
    @ModelFossilist11 ай бұрын

    So many memorable moments and quotes in this video oh my

  • @Grubby198
    @Grubby1985 ай бұрын

    This is my favorite Top Gear episode

  • @shaowengan673
    @shaowengan6734 жыл бұрын

    1:34 Jeremy Clarkson: (opens the door) We finally have him! James May: (reverses and pushes door shut)

  • @tuna5774

    @tuna5774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Accurate description of the situation

  • @maxizslippen7846

    @maxizslippen7846

    3 жыл бұрын

    "We donf have him he s closed my door"

  • @heyitsme3329

    @heyitsme3329

    3 жыл бұрын

    “He’s done it again.”

  • @autism21918

    @autism21918

    3 жыл бұрын

    We don't have him he just closed my door

  • @iexplainjokestomakethemles1560

    @iexplainjokestomakethemles1560

    3 жыл бұрын

    No shit sherlock

  • @thevichox07
    @thevichox075 жыл бұрын

    6:37 top 10 saddest anime deaths

  • @therevenant4178

    @therevenant4178

    4 жыл бұрын

    And on that bombshell, back to the studio

  • @xxXTakno46209Xxx

    @xxXTakno46209Xxx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nooooooooooooo😭

  • @macaman2559

    @macaman2559

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true I was crying

  • @ghostxx1810

    @ghostxx1810

    4 жыл бұрын

    2:09 😂

  • @guyincognito3530

    @guyincognito3530

    4 жыл бұрын

    Top 10 most spectacular anime deaths

  • @nzriot
    @nzriot2 жыл бұрын

    I share this video to so many people because it's brilliant.

  • @secretagent5954
    @secretagent59542 жыл бұрын

    the most hilarious part is the three of them could actually pull off a mustache 😂😂😂😂

  • @snaber69
    @snaber695 жыл бұрын

    “we dont have him he closed my door!” the British cop said”

  • @theun-knownmusician5468
    @theun-knownmusician54684 жыл бұрын

    “I’M GONNA GET THAT *BARSTARD”* The most Jeremy Clarkson thing ever

  • @acewitchhunter222

    @acewitchhunter222

    5 ай бұрын

    He should’ve said that at the first place...

  • @AshWont
    @AshWont2 жыл бұрын

    That ending was spectacularly hilarious

  • @W0ffleWolfie
    @W0ffleWolfie10 ай бұрын

    This is my favourite Top Gear episode by far!

  • @thunderlighting2006
    @thunderlighting20064 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if the actual police had police equipment like the TGPD *LATEST NEWS* "WORLD CRIME HAS GONE DOWN BY 100%"

  • @jacer445u5

    @jacer445u5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thunder lighting Lol. We should deploy the tanks to the south side of Chicago.

  • @filmandfirearms

    @filmandfirearms

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jacer445u5 That actually happened in Detroit once. During the riots.

  • @jacer445u5

    @jacer445u5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meerkat More I know, the Riots got so bad National guard brought in a Striker.

  • @camtechA

    @camtechA

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stonk

  • @gordogunso

    @gordogunso

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thunder lighting they do. They make things worse...

  • @leem4741
    @leem47414 жыл бұрын

    6:03 this is all u need to know guys

  • @WRUScrumhalf

    @WRUScrumhalf

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is a nice tank though lol

  • @ImFromIowa

    @ImFromIowa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WRUScrumhalf So is the: M1A1 Abrams (American tank) Leopard 2A8 (German tank) Uralvagonzavod T-90 (Russian tank) Hägglunds BAE systems CV-90 (Sweden Tank)

  • @hussamazzabi4218
    @hussamazzabi4218 Жыл бұрын

    2:10 dad is not the swearing type of guy but i remember he laughed hard at this one 😂

  • @bricksalive4735
    @bricksalive4735 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy opening his door with confidence: James casually closing his door again: 🗿

  • @theletterh8176
    @theletterh81765 жыл бұрын

    “The first thing I need to tell you..... I HAVE AN ERECTION

  • @yungpradafart-rx6gq

    @yungpradafart-rx6gq

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I have a pussy bonner

  • @rag3ac334

    @rag3ac334

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wooden Tank boi ok

  • @YTMMS-hy6mz

    @YTMMS-hy6mz

    4 жыл бұрын

    the first thing you have to know*

  • @cmdrw0lf708

    @cmdrw0lf708

    4 жыл бұрын

    @obi wan hello there

  • @bobmartin9918

    @bobmartin9918

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cmdrw0lf708 General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

  • @penguingamer9882
    @penguingamer98824 жыл бұрын

    2:35 "Its a heavy, high mobility engineer excavator and it's built by jcb for the military." me, who plays a lot of farming sim: it's a tractor with a front loader attachment and a silage fork.

  • @felipemedina1634

    @felipemedina1634

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never think that i could found a fs 19 player

  • @jordanl.8509

    @jordanl.8509

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it a military grade tractor?

  • @RAGEGAMING2K2

    @RAGEGAMING2K2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol it was a job for the military Soo they can know how to survive and they also used tractors

  • @TailsFan369no2

    @TailsFan369no2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Notice the bucket in the back Also, from what I heard, the National Guard drives “tonkas”

  • @sgriffiths1448

    @sgriffiths1448

    Жыл бұрын

    Not a tractor. Redesigned backhoe. Styling is a lot different to normal backhoe and do 63mph instead of typical 25mph

  • @blusxbaru8596
    @blusxbaru85962 жыл бұрын

    This is the fun I wish I can have!

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын

    3:16 I love that drone, it looks like a tiny MQ-9 Reaper

  • @XpoZedBeatz
    @XpoZedBeatz8 жыл бұрын

    "The eaty thing of devastation."

  • @striderx8255

    @striderx8255

    8 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not sure, if he should be operating that thing."

  • @msg9434

    @msg9434

    7 жыл бұрын

    E.T*

  • @audreycgranleeser7476

    @audreycgranleeser7476

    7 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @bvbinsane1vanity

    @bvbinsane1vanity

    7 жыл бұрын

    Its not 'E.T' lmao its what the guy said to start with 'eaty'.

  • @msg9434

    @msg9434

    7 жыл бұрын

    it is E.T. because it looks Extra Terrestial...

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai7 жыл бұрын

    I miss good Top Gear :(

  • @robuiscuit2717

    @robuiscuit2717

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ikr now we have shit presenters

  • @ShaunCumminsUK

    @ShaunCumminsUK

    7 жыл бұрын

    Robuiscuit 27 I know

  • @sjsh5837

    @sjsh5837

    7 жыл бұрын

    +MR BAD CAMERA H5 The Grand Tour sucks, it's so obviously scripted. It's no way near as organic or funny as the originals.

  • @Shindai

    @Shindai

    7 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy Grand Tour but it's just not the same :( I miss the star in the reasonably priced car. Can't believe BBC threatened to sue if they had too similar a format. I mean I can, but it sucks. Even with the three of them it still feels like an imitation of Top Gear, even when the episode's good.

  • @whitetigerproductions8655

    @whitetigerproductions8655

    7 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Gould same

  • @josephfletcher4272
    @josephfletcher42723 жыл бұрын

    this is an amazingly funny show and the og top gear with James Jeremy and Richard is the best

  • @avarage_consumer5779
    @avarage_consumer5779 Жыл бұрын

    This is just the best thing out there

  • @bhsmiler0871
    @bhsmiler08715 жыл бұрын

    5:51 that gleeful, maniacal giggle is terrifying...and funny 😂

  • @dan3a

    @dan3a

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I have an erection"

  • @ammaraarizadventures1482

    @ammaraarizadventures1482

    Жыл бұрын

    WW3 time more like WWTGPD time

  • @vitamins6611
    @vitamins66114 жыл бұрын

    Hammond: Im not sure he should be operating that thing... *PULLS OUT TANK*

  • @wolfox7776

    @wolfox7776

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, he was talking about the Urang-utang

  • @connorstohl6050

    @connorstohl6050

    3 жыл бұрын

    He didn't roll it, for once.

  • @kartoffelschloss6425

    @kartoffelschloss6425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats also not actually a tank.

  • @JohnMiller1998

    @JohnMiller1998

    3 жыл бұрын

    im your 230th like thank me later:)

  • @DatBoi-dx1wi

    @DatBoi-dx1wi

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kartoffelschloss6425 It was a tank

  • @PloomerMan9245
    @PloomerMan92453 жыл бұрын

    And on that tank shell it's back to the studio

  • @randomt-9034
    @randomt-90343 жыл бұрын

    You know it's impossible to escape when someone literally rides a freaking 2S1 Gvozdika which is literally a Self Propelled Artillery.

  • @Metalguy40
    @Metalguy408 жыл бұрын

    *You tell him you don't want to fight*

  • @jackhazardous4008

    @jackhazardous4008

    8 жыл бұрын

    Hoi!

  • @Metalguy40

    @Metalguy40

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jack Hazardous Hello

  • @katra5673

    @katra5673

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jack Hazardous Hoi i'm tem

  • @_kleine

    @_kleine

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Metalguy40 It's so weird watching it without Undyne's theme when the tank bursts through the wall and such

  • @godspeed_3122

    @godspeed_3122

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ültra Frisk will pay

  • @williamjessen2349
    @williamjessen23497 жыл бұрын

    He's Stoped He's Given Up *Exspolosion* Your Forgetting it's a tank James

  • @potato1341

    @potato1341

    5 жыл бұрын

    WeenieButt Gaming you'd think captain slow would know more about things what also move slow.

  • @jenesis1381

    @jenesis1381

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be accurate it was a russian PT-76

  • @sm1ley416

    @sm1ley416

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is the saddest attempt to write Explosion

  • @fonRihten

    @fonRihten

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jenesis1381 It's not. It's a SPH 2S1 Gvozdika.

  • @P-51MustangGuy
    @P-51MustangGuy10 күн бұрын

    James: "he's stopped. He's given up" hammond: Fires

  • @mrchillchilla9939
    @mrchillchilla99392 жыл бұрын

    James: "He's stopped! He's given up- *BKOOM* TGPD Tank: Get Bamboozeled

  • @nekkyjam6910
    @nekkyjam69107 жыл бұрын

    "I were in pursuit of a pleb"

  • @Thellbro

    @Thellbro

    5 жыл бұрын

    NekkyJam What’s a pleb?

  • @the_ultimate_brony2409

    @the_ultimate_brony2409

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Thellbro WHEN IN DOUTE......GOOGLE IT

  • @baronsionis6855

    @baronsionis6855

    5 жыл бұрын

    A peasant.

  • @mosesburyakov1580
    @mosesburyakov15809 жыл бұрын

    I love the part in 2:10 of the video when Clarkson says "I'm going to get that bastard!" His face was priceless!

  • @lturtlezzl7378

    @lturtlezzl7378

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @gopnikaim1631
    @gopnikaim16313 жыл бұрын

    This show was so amazing so sad that it ended

  • @doommageddon
    @doommageddon3 жыл бұрын

    The ending is just so satisfying

  • @TrainTrackTrav
    @TrainTrackTrav9 жыл бұрын

    "The Drone of Intrusiveness has crashed." LOL!

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