I never wanted to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

@DylansDIYWorkshop

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

@paulmoir4452

6 жыл бұрын

That's awesome. Thanks!

@stoutlager6325

6 жыл бұрын

God DAMNIT.

@biker1373

6 жыл бұрын

bad puns are punishable !

@intellectualiconoclasm3264

6 жыл бұрын

Well fucking said my fellow Kekistani.

Dear Pedants: Benchmark is a synonym of pattern. Beachmark is a synonym of concoidal. The department of redundancy department mandates that concoidal concoidal is redundant, while concoidal pattern is not. Also, potato, badayta.

@x1134x

6 жыл бұрын

Beachmark?

@abyssflight3907

6 жыл бұрын

It's fun to watch AvE Videos with CC turn on and see what kind of mess googles speech recognition makes of it.

@AuMechanic

6 жыл бұрын

What does the Tautology department say ?

@bigpapi3636

6 жыл бұрын

AvE Conchoidal fracture. It's the random fracture of a material that has no normal separation planes. Maybe the spelling has changed since I was at university. Back then the only known elements were earth, air, water and fire.

@d-railed3917

6 жыл бұрын

AvE You have to stop putting out these vijios, they're very distracting and I gots works to do my friend? I love the non-corpo reach around reviews brother. Have a good weekend. Now back to work for me to make the Mrs happy.

The more I watch these, the more I tell myself I need a clapped-out Bridgeport.

@mikeoliver3254

6 жыл бұрын

Scott Murphy I think one would be great right next to the he couch in my living room.

@geraldgepes

6 жыл бұрын

Scott, that would be 4' under your living room depending on how deep your crawlspace is. Also, if you're serious about getting a mill, get a Wells Index style, it's a bridgeport with a horizontal spindle too!

@scruffy6151

6 жыл бұрын

+Gerald Gepes nice

@sp1nrx

6 жыл бұрын

A clapped-out Bridgeport is the only one to have. 😎

@shroomskunk

6 жыл бұрын

What is cock for dollie or "cockford Ollie".

I love watching you work, it drives my mind to think bigger!

Rockwell hardness? Hell no! We measure against woodpecker lips! LMAO!

Hefty laugh at the miss to the garbage bin.... the Lakers called!

Always love seeing your new inventions for testing. Keep up the great work, it gives me something to look back on when I get a good work area of my own. You're filling my book with projects!

You never cease to amaze me AvE, that's why I subscribed and the linguistic skills.

Enginerd coming in. There is a problem with your tensile testing method. The gents in the white lab coats conduct tensile tests at near static conditions. A strain rate of 0.02mm/sec, the sciency way of saying, stretch it out super slowly. Your test works much faster, this will mess with your results when you get to strain rate sensitive alloys. Alumimnum is a huge dickhead about this but almost all metals have some sensitivity to strain, and behave differently depending on the rate. EDIT: I'm not saying that the fun version doesn't have merits or applications in testing. I'm saying that understanding the potential limitations and errors is an important step in applying your results to the real world.

@chrisj4570g

6 жыл бұрын

So you're saying pull on it hard, but pull on it slow and steady. What about at a medium pace?

@dieseltech386

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Smith see there ya go trying to be all smart and shite! We come here for the bumble fuckery! Not the boys in the white coats with the clip boards!

@AndyHullMcPenguin

6 жыл бұрын

"So you're saying pull on it hard, but pull on it slow and steady. What about at a medium pace?" More speed, more messy results... its all to do with the serrated stress-strain curve or jerky flow... apparently..

@wheelslifts851

6 жыл бұрын

We still talking about bolts here or something else?

@901EE

6 жыл бұрын

What you say is true but in the world outside and away from ASTM the stresses can be applied at any rate from almost zero to explosive speeds. Where it's not practical to use a test prescribed strain rate usually an adjustment can be made in the test results based on rate of loading effects.

Just something extremely satisfying about watching metal fabrication can't wait to see the up coming tests!!

When you pause the video just to read the stickers

@dlwatib

6 жыл бұрын

I've been watching AvE too much. I paused to look at the wear pattern on the chuck key.

We sees a twisty snappy super wrench hydraulic thing, and a 30 ton pulleraparter dingus, what could be better then that? Bolt bits reaching escape velocity in the shop, the sweet sound of shearing metal, the awesome impact craters left by flying bolt head meteorites. Sweet Pogo stick jumping Jesus, we have the golden opportunity to enjoy the home shop version of close combat, and all without any gunpowder being involved! God I LOVE this channel!!!!!!!!

Everything about your videos is plain perfect.

I don't think I have ever been more excited for any videos as I am these up coming ones. Fffffffffuuuuccccckkkkkk yeah!

Allways brightens up my day watchin these vijehos

Back in June of 2016, I lost my father to some serious medical issues, and he used to always say, "i can't hear you, I've got an ear infucktion." So, when I heard you say it, it put a massive smile on my face. Thanks for having the same sense of humor as the vast majority of my family. Perhaps we are distant relatives, would explain some of the "creative" mechanic work I've seen some of them do.

I realized just now that I do actually enjoy classical music. I just needed the right images for my visual pleasure. Thank you sir!!!

I think AvE truly enjoy making videos! And I enjoy watching his videos!

Die Hebriden... you are truly a man of culture, a sophisto

Just keeps getting better and better

You’re my new favorite channel. Thank you.

AvE, "the Workshop" and yourself are the two best things on the internet

Having just pulled a motor out of an old ute, I can say that every bolt that had anti-seize on it came unstuck like it had just been tightened down, love the copper coat! Look forwards to seeing the tests

awesome, can't wait for the results!

You are my personal hero and favorite uncle!

The machine work is art!

God damn, AvE is a treasure!

It doesn't matter how bad the day was I can always get a good laugh out of your videos and learn something at the same time, keep up the good work my dear sir.

This is my favorite science channel

This is a brilliant series

Now this is the kind of science I pay exactly nothing for! Keep it up!

the classical in the background is so perfect its unreal

AvE, I don't know half of what you're doing half the time, but you have the best idioms. No one else comes close in the yottabytes of youtube spooky storage.

Your slomo shots are amazing, I loved the near miss into the 'art' bucket.

Just came back to rewatch this video and your lesson on pneumonics stuck with me. I remembered “concoidal!” Thanks UBF.

I labeled the trash can in my office with an "Art" sign, my supervisor was amused... until she told me to take it down and make sure I don't "decorate" anymore lol

@TheCalgarydoug

6 жыл бұрын

When I was doing heat tracing we called them trophies. We replaced another heat tracing crew who had a pile of trophies 20 feet across and ten feet high. That made it pretty clear why they got replaced.

@LucasGarrow

6 жыл бұрын

akbychoice, No "ART" 3:49

@alexmad93

6 жыл бұрын

red7fifty that ones on the shredder

@LucasGarrow

6 жыл бұрын

alexmad93 you mean the recycle bin. That's what happens when you press Delete and not Shift+Delete.

@kennethmonson

6 жыл бұрын

I have a dry paint sign on my wall, most of the office doesn't get it.

so cool. can't wait for more.

"Hard as woodpecker lips". Love that one. I'll overuse that one for the next couple of months!

Bixby ad 😂 Thought they would've got the hint 😂😂😂

@Gameboygenius

6 жыл бұрын

uBlock Origin. They'll get THAT hint. :)

@Norweeg

6 жыл бұрын

Like Gameboygenius mentioned, AvE said himself to use uBlock Origin. Download, install, and use it!

This is going to be GREAT!

That was some serious cinemavejeyoing going on during the fabricobbling. Awesome!

Dear AvE. For years now, I've been watching your channel and feel that it is about time to give something back. So here goes. You are a fantastic, funny, intelligent, honest, entertaining and loving person who deserves a lot more praise that you probably get. Your honesty and integrity is second to none. That's why you are actually the only youtuber I support on patreon. And will continue to do so until I'm dead or broke. Please don't stop. Ps, did I miss a d at the beginning there? You can say. I'm not HAL ;-)

Its 1 am and I couldn't Find anything more relaxing to watch . Chips flying accompanied with instrumental music , nice

Love it, used to do destructive testing in a "Strength of Materials" class when I was in engineering school.

I would love nothing more than having an hour long video of relaxing slow motion milling

"get 'er out of the bar before the lights come on" ya owe me a new keyboard by

I would just like to thank Mr. AvE for posting the music credits on his videos. I always love the music during the quiet parts.

I love this channel

Actually very interested to see the braking tension difference between a brand new bolt and one that's been torqued down once or twice. Top work mate.

You must be the freaking best Canaderpian I know. All good wishes to ya and greetings from the old Tchermany

Love new video days.

At 3:50 - AvE, does this mean you and I share the superpower of being almost 100% perfect at missing the art project can every time?

The best KZreadr. No contest.

Thanks for the early morning fabrection.

Fan-farking-tastic sir. Can't wait for more.

I'm keen as for this, man!

I can barely wait to see the breakage! It might be some of the best info for some of us in the trades. I've broken off my fair share in the past, but now I'll know why! Scienticiously of course

This.......this is gonna be SWEET!

After a 💩 day at work watching his videos are interesting but the talk don’t half put a smile on my face 😂

Wa-tinggggg. What a beautiful sound.

Now that's what I'm talking about! Can't wait for the locktite.

I can't wait for the vidjayos you will make with this thing!

AvE, more therapeutic than a week in rehab. Keep the great videos coming man. P.S. you've got me wearing my safety Maglarses while watching the recent videos. Those ratchet torque tests made me watch from behind bullet proof glass.

I like how you made that hex bore. Archiving that in my brain..

we used to do such tests at school with tiny pieces, comparing different types of steel... i used to love them tests :) pitty we only got so little time, and never practical implatacted on bolts that we use daily.. awsome vidjeo

You sir are probably the closest thing to a mad scientist there is these days n for love of maple syrup don't u dare stop doing what he doing keep it up big man 👍🤘👌

"Freedom 85" 😂😂😂😂😂! AvE you are the best !

We use the Instron 3385H tensile tester here at the university for our enginerding stress strain learning. Just did some tests on AISI 1018, 1045, 4140 and some aluminium 6061-T6. Twas a grand old time.

Spend too much time in the workshop and you end up refurbishing all your tools. So far I have done a vice, pillar drill and cold chisels. Society is a distant memory 😂

Awesome work!! also the complex language was really interesting...

Glad to see with all that fancy hydraulic pressing machinery you've not given up the art of vice pressing. I'm a bit of a vice pressing enthusiast myself. Its a good skill to maintain, like if you power goes out, be stuck to using a hammer if you didn't know how to use a vice.

Ha ha... awesome. Love your Art bin.

@ AvE, Have you thought about adding a strain gauge to this? The easiest way would be to have 2 sheets of transparent film. Print onto them a row of lines, with slightly different spacing on each. Then attach one to the top and one to the bottom of the tensile tester so they overlap. As you pull the bolt, it'll make interference patterns that will let you quite accurately measure the strain.

con·choi·dal - käNGˈkoidl say it out loud and proud... yeaaaaah!

Got get ready for work? Na not yet AvE is on!!!!

The slowmo chuck key made me laugh way harder than it should’ve 😂

Ave... not being an engineer myself but in the field of chemical science.... I must say your skoocum vjos brings a much needed scientificoitus interuptus in my day as a lab rat .... keep up da work ... ja

Just got my safety squints shirt yesterday in the mail 😎

The whole wobbling effect is due to the diff in the angle of your drill vs the angle on the center drill. As well as depth of center drill. Luv ya man.

tfw your schoolwork is over the same stuff AvE is doing all the vidjeos on. Matsci for the win!

Looking forward to it!!! we're going to split stuff right half in Two!

I like the guys at work talking about other guys “investing” but they’ve “invested “ the most and everybody just looks at them.

Glad to see the Copenhagen Suborbitals sticker.

Awesome!

Thanks for the video.

beautiful

awesome!

I’m really interested to see this project through

Oh jeezzzus this is gonna be fanfriggintastic! Might even have to lay down some hard earned calms to Witness the destruction!

Absolutely brilliant! I tip my hat sir (and thanks fer the lernnenenin)

im stoked for whats to come. skookum as frig

Thunders in HEAVEN! Now you have MY attention - this is going to be very innnnnnntresting.....VERY VERY INtressssssssting....... STANDING BY .. .

Anti-sneeze is the most glorious invention ever, it keeps exhaust from making me get the torch out every fucking bolt. You can tell the exhaust guys who use is and those who don’t.

This is why i subbed

Reminds me of the good old days in the breaking lab.

I was thinking about the 3:44 mark this needs some J S Bach, like the third movement of the third Brandenburg concerto, so I gargled it and lo, it was goot, it fit nizentite. Danke Mr. AvE.

Ave seems to remember and repeat every joke he once chuckled at

Brings back memories. as a young buck in the oilfield and new shop hand. this was the mid 90's I was sent by the shop foreman to get a bolt stretcher as a joke. well little did he know I was a trained and vo tech school certified machinist, and knew they were a real thing and ware to get one. so off to tea old industrial nut and bolt supplier. and told the guy behind the counter what I was sent for he shot me the price of 150K - USD for the deluxe kit. and asked me for a PO so I called the office the boss picked up the phone after a bit of phone swapping on their end no one else was willing to authorize it. wants me to explain myself.then he asked to talk to the salesman an hour and some later I have a big box on the back of the duse. well, I pull up to the shop and hop out and hand the shop foreman the pile of paperwork with a price tag of 200.K - USD and nonreturnable rubber stamped on it. about this time the boss walks in and demands to know whats in the box. .. he sweated the shop foreman for a bit telling him that it was a tool and as such since he ordered it without prior approval was coming out of his pay. After some arse kissing and but boss ity was suposed to be a joke. and begging the boss let him off the invoice was a fake the box contained our usual order of fasteners and whatnots the shop foreman made my life hell until a rigging crew needed a hand.

Holy sheep-dip! Awesome vajeo.

Love the NL sticker, dank u wel voor de video.