Tekashi 6ix9ine Has More Snitching to Do - Lights Out Lo-Fi Monologue (Apr 7, 2020)

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David Spade offers the latest on Tom Holland’s relationship status, Tekashi 6ix9ine’s snitching strategy, J.K. Rowling’s recovery and more. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @angiesimms886
    @angiesimms8864 жыл бұрын

    Spade’s show is honestly the only show on Comedy Central that really funny. Everyone loves Lights Out

  • @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley

    @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley

    4 жыл бұрын

    And unfortunately it has not been renewed for a second season 😪 that sucks

  • @josh021588

    @josh021588

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha 😂 What about South Park?! And if you don’t like SP than your crazy?

  • @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley

    @RobAlfieInostrozaLindley

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Dutchess I think Comedy Central is going to Celtics show so they're shopping around

  • @cherylbarry9063
    @cherylbarry90634 жыл бұрын

    If David Spade is gone from Comedy Central then so am I. Big mistake. I will follow you where ever you go David.

  • @Davidsworldtravels

    @Davidsworldtravels

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cheryl Barry do they even have any other live shows worth watching anymore

  • @1Straightwhiteman

    @1Straightwhiteman

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love that dirty David Spade Bastard...

  • @ashabdrah

    @ashabdrah

    4 жыл бұрын

    Subscribe to his channel 'David Spade'. He still does his bunker monologue there.

  • @martiketelsen4974

    @martiketelsen4974

    4 жыл бұрын

    They keep that stupid puppet show on the Comedy Central and cancel David. What are those guys smoking. David is the only this I watch also.

  • @thomasf.8640
    @thomasf.86404 жыл бұрын

    Spades got the best late night show! Rename it and do it independently.

  • @MauiMauiMe
    @MauiMauiMe4 жыл бұрын

    This has been a quarantine staple! D: I’m digging the beard. I will miss this very much. Your politics-free platform is the best.

  • @Thomas-fk3cw

    @Thomas-fk3cw

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Quarantine staple". Absolutely. Couldn't have said it better. There's going to be a void after Spade is gone. Sucks.

  • @salsalero1277
    @salsalero12774 жыл бұрын

    How does Comedy Central cancel Spade's show, and keep Trevor Noah?

  • @EE-wj4xt
    @EE-wj4xt4 жыл бұрын

    Spade’s original shtick was the art of the snarky retort, in which he still corners the market. However, he has since built a formidable second dominant position in the quirky fresh and subtle gesture / pantomime / sound effects game and no one can get near him on these signature combinations. In this he is unique.

  • @JamesMarsman

    @JamesMarsman

    4 жыл бұрын

    and so much more really...hard to find naturally funny...comes across with ease

  • @lunatom3
    @lunatom34 жыл бұрын

    DAVID SPADE HAS HIT HIS THANG. I'LL WATCH THIS SHOW WHERE EVER IT GOES. IT DESERVES SOOO MUCH MORE!

  • @TheAgentMothman
    @TheAgentMothman4 жыл бұрын

    Ok no! CANCELED!!??!!?? THIS is My Favorite Show!!! For Real!!! Damn!

  • @kujo1978lol
    @kujo1978lol4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Comedy Centeal: let's cancel our best ahow Lights Out and stick with Trevor Noah.

  • @leighwinson9859

    @leighwinson9859

    4 жыл бұрын

    Both great

  • @stevenlawrence4392
    @stevenlawrence43924 жыл бұрын

    Mr Spade is a seriously funny comedian. It would seem foolish to cancel his very amusing show.

  • @punstress
    @punstress4 жыл бұрын

    He's funnier than ever, so I'm sadder than ever. Pelican from the Flintstones reference in 2020 made me spit out my drink. Love you, Davey!

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso4 жыл бұрын

    I would definitely tune in to a David Spade podcast. Make it happen!

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah20034 жыл бұрын

    "I can't stay mad at this little spore..."

  • @Trinigirllilly1
    @Trinigirllilly14 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe the show was cancelled

  • @TheAgentMothman
    @TheAgentMothman4 жыл бұрын

    Dude! I will follow you where ever you go! I need comedy in my life! You have the perfect dry humour we all need! ♥️♥️♥️

  • @tracititus9791
    @tracititus97914 жыл бұрын

    Cashish. Every nuance is well thought out, clever, hilarious. Too many to name, brother.

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates4 жыл бұрын

    They done ripped my heart out. Good job, Viacom.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta86014 жыл бұрын

    Gotta appreciate Spade paying the writers to continue writing jokes even though he wont get paid any more.

  • @bigchig01

    @bigchig01

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was actually thinking that these were more like his own jokes as compared to his monologues on lights out

  • @williamtoft5765
    @williamtoft57654 жыл бұрын

    David, are you sure the show was cancelled? Did the Comedy Central bigwigs hear the R kelly/Covid 14 bit? Maybe tell them that one again, should be fine.

  • @luffo9999
    @luffo99994 жыл бұрын

    Been watching these David Spade interviews for a few days now. Great way to pass the time, very entertaining 💚

  • @Butterfli71
    @Butterfli714 жыл бұрын

    I hope a version of this show continues. I'll watch wherever it's available. You have been such a sanity saver the last few weeks David. Love you and your humor

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone4 жыл бұрын

    Favorite joke: "I guess people are getting enough of a rush gambling with their lives walking into a grocery store. It's like a scratcher every time you stumble into Ralph's."

  • @lonelyone

    @lonelyone

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also: "You can make anything happen with a little magic, a little imagination and 700 million dollars in your bank."

  • @Android-Zen
    @Android-Zen4 жыл бұрын

    Turn this show into a youtube podcast like joe rogan.

  • @seanwilks7712

    @seanwilks7712

    4 жыл бұрын

    Android_Z David HATES podcasts though.

  • @empress408
    @empress4084 жыл бұрын

    Your show is good online. Made me binge a little “Rules of Engagement “. Loved that character. You will survive. Talent always does. 🤓

  • @bigchig01

    @bigchig01

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love that show

  • @cherylbarry9063
    @cherylbarry90634 жыл бұрын

    “Is there a Spencer gifts around here?” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain4 жыл бұрын

    I love these so much! Please keep the show going.

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k544 жыл бұрын

    Love the callback to ‘Total Bastard Airlines!’ “Buh-Bye”

  • @sorryyournameistaken6880
    @sorryyournameistaken68804 жыл бұрын

    Just laughed so hard I had to use a pillow to stop waking my kid. Man I hope I get more of this, cc or not. F em.

  • @erikbedard713
    @erikbedard7134 жыл бұрын

    Heather laughed at the Flintstones pelican joke.

  • @lonelyone

    @lonelyone

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It's a living!"

  • @Jojo-xd7pt

    @Jojo-xd7pt

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who is Heather? Her laugh is great

  • @erikbedard713

    @erikbedard713

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Jojo-xd7pt She's Davids production assistant.

  • @Ricardoabout
    @Ricardoabout4 жыл бұрын

    Great show as always David Spade. You should do a behind the scenes like in the start of your show use to. Also have that prop guy pop up but in a printed picture in random spots behind you 😂

  • @TMBrox1
    @TMBrox14 жыл бұрын

    Love you David 💕💕💕💕💕

  • @PaulShillingTV1
    @PaulShillingTV14 жыл бұрын

    Spudley! Keep rock'in ... You're a proven host! Go where they treat you best!!

  • @suzem4569
    @suzem45694 жыл бұрын

    the charge chords for the old face shields don't work on the new ones... and they lose effectiveness twice as fast

  • @dickcurrey21
    @dickcurrey214 жыл бұрын

    Pelican from the Flintstones "it's a living." Killed.

  • @Dswiz69
    @Dswiz694 жыл бұрын

    Love you David

  • @jeffreystephen6019
    @jeffreystephen60194 жыл бұрын

    Best show on late night. Why do great shows keep getting cancelled on cc? And during a pandemic? Spade is the most authentic, enjoyable part of my night.

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah20034 жыл бұрын

    1:35 I wasn't expecting to see Spade do that, but I'm not complaining.

  • @RiseOfTheNew
    @RiseOfTheNew4 жыл бұрын

    You are the man David. Hope you keep doing this.

  • @4steveburman
    @4steveburman4 жыл бұрын

    The lottery joke was perfect!!! I do love your daily lights out segments

  • @victoriamathew6670
    @victoriamathew66704 жыл бұрын

    David your the best! I laugh out loud my kids think I’m crazy😂

  • @canetoad6944
    @canetoad69444 жыл бұрын

    We know he’s got loose lips” Spade is clutch

  • @chaim0001
    @chaim00014 жыл бұрын

    Dave, I was probably prejudiced by your Richard character but your show proved me wrong and I could not stop watching it, and now here. You make a lot of people laugh and it is really nice to have a comedy show that is not 90% used to bash Trump or any other politician. Thank you!

  • @TristaHurleyWaxali
    @TristaHurleyWaxali4 жыл бұрын

    The flat iron burn was amazing lol We need you Spade! now more than ever!!!!

  • @ShutTheMuckUp
    @ShutTheMuckUp4 жыл бұрын

    Busting out the SNL flight attendant sketch at the end. Classic Spade.

  • @shandean8352
    @shandean83524 жыл бұрын

    I would love it if you did a show that was Kaitlin Olson with her hair pulled back, cap on her head, and fake facial hair playing Sweet Dee imitating you.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird56344 жыл бұрын

    gotta love Spader!!

  • @JaneGuerrra
    @JaneGuerrra4 жыл бұрын

    Keep david spade on comedy central!

  • @onedone2011
    @onedone20114 жыл бұрын

    David, Sir ... You are a national treasure. Thank you. Covid comedy critical.

  • @adobbins89
    @adobbins894 жыл бұрын

    David Spade. The biggest little kid in Hollywood. Gotta love em.

  • @TheLiquidheat2643
    @TheLiquidheat26434 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro thxxx for the info. Love yoyr show broham keep the vids coming

  • @dianecalta5237
    @dianecalta52374 жыл бұрын

    I’ll watch you wherever you go!!!

  • @domdawg9000
    @domdawg90004 жыл бұрын

    Right on about the edibles, take em to the face! Madea got the Rona was epic!

  • @mrlurp
    @mrlurp4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I hit the lottery, when David Spade got his own show. Thank you. I’ll be kissing ass all week. 💩

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks48764 жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait for the vlog

  • @ava198
    @ava1984 жыл бұрын

    When your toilet warns you your beads have not been sanitized 😯😯😜🤫

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker20044 жыл бұрын

    Your beard is coming along nicely. Keep on truckin. Joe Exotic the movie.

  • @davidshamiri1448
    @davidshamiri14484 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the Buh Bye Spade .. ur show consistently makes me laugh out loud louder than any other show right now .. I think its ur delivery mostly

  • @ceemolecule
    @ceemolecule4 жыл бұрын

    Comedy central is the new MTV it knows nothing about the subject it's named after. Spade is the OG

  • @kernelsa
    @kernelsa4 жыл бұрын

    davey, that was some funny shit there bud! you and your writers are the best! thanks for keeping us laughing! love you

  • @jenBaker707
    @jenBaker7074 жыл бұрын

    Spade is the only thing funny these days DO NOT STOP

  • @jasonhouston2512
    @jasonhouston25124 жыл бұрын

    You're hilarious! Keep it up. I love your monologues. Thanks for staying on the air.

  • @TyKats34
    @TyKats344 жыл бұрын

    Comedy Central drops a genuinely funny show... more like Irony Central am I right??

  • @rushfan1970
    @rushfan19704 жыл бұрын

    Damn, David!! You killed me!! Spot on, thanks for some good, needed laughs!!!

  • @tracyvanbragt2057
    @tracyvanbragt20574 жыл бұрын

    I Hope You Read Your Comments. Anyway today has been a bad day for me, I’ve been feeling kinda depressed. They always say Laughter is the best medicine. I bought two of the movies that You and Chris Farley were in Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. I just got done. Watching Tommy Boy with my Niece and Feel So Much Better. We Laughed so Much. Just want to let you know you are much Appreciated. Thank you for being on KZread and continuing to Make Us All Laugh. 😊💞

  • @attorneyjimcarroll
    @attorneyjimcarroll4 жыл бұрын

    I am so so sad the show was canceled. I truly do not understand that decision. I’m a bit sick right now. But your videos have added so many laughs in my life.

  • @jesscneal
    @jesscneal4 жыл бұрын

    #1 Samuel McJackson - FKN LOL #2 Flintstones Pelican - ROFLKOPTER

  • @stratobungle
    @stratobungle4 жыл бұрын

    OMG the divorce payout math equation noises...... dude, I'm dyin' here. Spade keepin' it realz!

  • @PandaFG
    @PandaFG4 жыл бұрын

    Huh, david spade is actually funny

  • @DaveItYourselfChannel
    @DaveItYourselfChannel4 жыл бұрын

    " Madea got the 'Rona!".....Holy Shit! I am still crying from laughing so damn hard! I'm glad this guy is another 'Dave'! But, good god almighty Comedy Central, I can't believe your letting him go...I get it though, you're in business to make 'dollars' and not 'sense' and this decision clearly make NO SENSE! But true talent lives on despite the tribulations of the lesser. Wherever he goes, I know I'll be looking for him as everybody needs many GREAT laughs in these times and David Spade pumps them out like a damn geyser!

  • @nickeiben4635
    @nickeiben46354 жыл бұрын

    Once again, keep the show going!

  • @kennethreale1623
    @kennethreale16234 жыл бұрын

    I love this show you have to bring it back

  • @richardharris6058
    @richardharris60584 жыл бұрын

    If DAVID SPADE Was 6 foot tall he wouldn’t of been canceled

  • @thanksfernuthin

    @thanksfernuthin

    4 жыл бұрын

    If he was 6 foot tall he wouldn't be a comedian you silly goose!

  • @led_5226
    @led_52264 жыл бұрын

    Bigger & better things are coming your way!!

  • @Wysedroid
    @Wysedroid4 жыл бұрын

    OMG I thought the 'cancelling' was a joke... You guys are really cancelled? What a big mistake. Such high level comedy at a time like this when everyone needs it the most. Best show, best guests, shortest host.... Love this shit

  • @tiffani_leigh1644
    @tiffani_leigh16444 жыл бұрын

    @ADAM SANDLER Please buy a network & create the BEST comedy channel TV will ever have. Preferably with DAVID SPADE hosting 3 talk shows. I could definitely use a little Spade coffee talk in the morning, some afternoon delight with David Spade & ofcourse a night cap with Davy. The world needs this now more than ever🙏

  • @brussy1
    @brussy14 жыл бұрын

    You're a natural at hosting a show dave. Best of luck.

  • @lindag8699
    @lindag86994 жыл бұрын

    Do the Bye Bye whistling tune along with David!! 😙😙😙

  • @angellahoulbjerg4307
    @angellahoulbjerg43074 жыл бұрын

    lol who cares we're cancelled, made me laugh but I am pissed it is cancelled

  • @000MidnightSun
    @000MidnightSun4 жыл бұрын

    David you are hilarious! Keep making videos

  • @EA-cn7xl
    @EA-cn7xl4 жыл бұрын

    Madea gets Da Rona by Tyler Perry 🤣😂🤣

  • @LizLaenger
    @LizLaenger4 жыл бұрын

    This show better live on via KZread either way you are not cancelled!!! Either way we will demand more Spade.

  • @JFmK-sh5nh
    @JFmK-sh5nh Жыл бұрын

    The Nigerian race card joke was hilarious 😂

  • @josefamarcum5383
    @josefamarcum53834 жыл бұрын

    I hate that your show was cancelled. I looked forward to it everyday. Please continue online if possible! If anything we need humor at this time. Everyone I know loves you David Spade, keep up the good work, the network sucks ass!

  • @scandelooch
    @scandelooch4 жыл бұрын

    You have your own unique style, you're adorkably funny. No one can do Spade like Spade dang it!

  • @ceemolecule
    @ceemolecule4 жыл бұрын

    "it's a living .. and you have Lupis..."

  • @davidpbauer
    @davidpbauer4 жыл бұрын

    It's a living - too true - genuinely creative and funny.

  • @muhibrehman2115
    @muhibrehman21154 жыл бұрын

    Love from India, David

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko19614 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha! Ur the man !

  • @rc5989
    @rc59894 жыл бұрын

    It’s okay, Comedy Central, you have too many talented world famous movie star comedians SAID NO ONE.

  • @trishmorris4220
    @trishmorris42204 жыл бұрын

    Do the bye bye lmaooooo

  • @smusa78

    @smusa78

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aw, I got all nostalgic when he did that!

  • @brookelarson7563
    @brookelarson75634 жыл бұрын

    I would tune into the Spade Network!!!

  • @robertlisenby7555
    @robertlisenby75554 жыл бұрын

    Hey Dave grew up in la over in glendora area. Stay healthy look forward to whatever next project you come up with. I'm one of your best fans. Keep f****** being cool.

  • @ursulabklyn_mia6148
    @ursulabklyn_mia61484 жыл бұрын

    Ok the Spencer's gift card finally made me explode laughing.

  • @zone07
    @zone074 жыл бұрын

    LOL my dog perked up when she heard the whistle at the beginning. LOL, who care we're cancelled!

  • @Sacroham
    @Sacroham4 жыл бұрын

    Wait, Carol Baskins is NOT running Viacom?

  • @crayray1310
    @crayray13104 жыл бұрын

    Those noises he makes 😂😂😂

  • @tarafunson
    @tarafunson4 жыл бұрын

    This was my dog’s favorite episode!

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja41434 жыл бұрын

    This monologue is gold!

  • @partin25
    @partin254 жыл бұрын

    You definitely gotta keep doing the show online like this. This show is the first time you’ve been relevant to me since Joe Dirte’

  • @javasoccernut
    @javasoccernut4 жыл бұрын

    One of my dog's perked up at the squeak toy noise LOL. It made me laugh. And then the reminder that the show got cancelled made me cry. Crap.

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