I so appreciate these David, it's like hearing from an old friend just when you need to. Thank you for doing these awesome videos.

This is the best at home broadcast. ImO. Spade is a natural

@marsoblivi0n945

4 жыл бұрын

Curtis Toews it was but now his jokes are become complete shit. He should cut back the amount of uploads and focus on quality instead of quantity. It’s became very boring.

“Not the tuna!” And “it only took that dude with 8 arms 4 minutes to do it” 😂 😂 😂

@CorbCorbin

4 жыл бұрын

“Eating is not cheating.” -AHnold

I love how David apologizes to his mother 😍

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

And yet never really means it lol.

Jock strap and sailor hat. Yeah I'm dying laughing on that one.

@scottbutler5421

4 жыл бұрын

Especially with the sound FX

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

He used that line yesterday in the LL interview (I think) & I thought it was funny. This was even funnier in this context imo.

I'm still writing 'Covid-18' on all my checks.

Dave , please don't give up.....show was a great format. very funny. I felt like this was the greatest re-creation of Hollywood Minute.. with the bonus of funny guests. You really have great writers.

I love his shrimps bit.

The Miley Cyrus “Not the Tuna” joke was strong 😂

"It only took that one guy with 8 arms 4 minutes to do it" ... ha ha

and jock strap and a sailer hat made me fall on the floor

Favorite joke: That hilarious tie dye pink and blue pajama shirt! 😂😂

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Roxanne how are you doing today How's everything going?

Does he forget we’ve heard him tell the 🍤 “shrimps” joke before? Lol!

@punstress

4 жыл бұрын

He's doing his share for the environment by recycling his jokes.

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

@@punstress lol perfect response.

@zorroonmilkavitch1840

4 жыл бұрын

I just hope he's not reusing old shrimp!

I give Lights Out five "shrimps." 😂🤣😂🤣😎❣️

You hav everything it takes and hav always been underrated please don’t buy into that you are keeping my sanity during this quarantine and I am 70 years old ad have watched you forever!! Thanks for helping all of us for keeping it happy during these hard times!!!!!! You don’t have this but you do!!! Keep on going and going because you are brilliant!!!!!!

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Donna how are you doing today How's everything going?

Just had a neighbor holler out to me asking if I wanted any eggs. He told me he had a shit ton and gave me four dozen.

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

'Shit ton' Lol.

Yeeeeahh, datz the ticket! Keep on keepin' on David, you are rocking KZread every day 🤘😎

best joke India writing guy hands down :) Can you interview your mom? Would love to hear how she's doing and spending her days.

That black Chyna joke caught me off guard! 😂😂😂

These are the highlight of my shitty day

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Ross how are you doing today How's everything going?

8 armed "I'm sorry joke was the best"

Nice one David, like your stuff, shout out from Phoenix, AZ

David leaves himself open with that ,"you got any shrimps", I'd say, only one at the moment and I'm ready to take your order.

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

(In my best DS voice) SAU-CY!

always look forward to your show!

Hey, I love that shirt. Whistle after "pink at the bottom" makes me like it even more.

Love this!

Lol your whistling woke up my dog lol 😂

Thanks so much. Love your show

thanks for the laughs and snark, good stuff

You are doing awesome David I really enjoy your great work

I seriously live for these posts.

This is great man, keep um coming.

Happy Easter 🐇 🐰😄🐣🐤hope you and your daughter enjoyed it

The Al Roker joke was the most wholesome thing. But those new covid glasses absolutely slay!

True fan keep this going! I love u soooo much

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Lynne how are you doing today How's everything going?

I want your shirt, David! I love it ❤ and you too of course...you're the bright spot in my day. 😘

Always good stuff. Only thing that could make it better - wait for it - more Dice bits. DS doing the Dice Man funnier than Dice himself.

Miss hearing from David daily. Hang in there Spade.

For the love of GOD, can you please shake up the sparkle Lava Lamp? I mean how much trouble can it be? ( love the show)

Thank you Dave!

Dude with the arms 🤣🤣🤣

"it's pink at the bottom" - She

Let’s all eat shrooms at the same time.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

Every Hour at 20 after, because it's 420 somewhere in the world, I do CYBERHITZ, it's a 3 count count-down so that all partaking can ''do'' their choice ''do'' all together. here's one I made earlier....

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS CYBERHITZ R U LOADED ? Get Freshed!!! WE FIRE IN 3...2...1...FIRE!!!! and hold hold hold until no smoke blows. REPEAT THIS HAS BEEN CYBERHITZ Join Us Again at 420

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

You 1st! 😎

Not the tuna! 😂

sound of David's legs under the desk not reaching the floor

Love the Lovitz....ACTIIING!! ;>)

Lol 😂 I always said subways instead of subway!

Nice change up with the Glick glasses

your "vegas bunker nuclear winter" side bar was gold - I think you're losing it in a good way and I like it

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Jessica how are you doing today How's everything going?

It blows my mind that I remember seeing David in the Police Academy film as a kid, interesting fact. The only one from that movie who still has a career.

Aye... tie dye Tuesday! Luv u Davey✌

What a sincere apology...followed up with an adamant position on the plural of Legos LOL ;)

@punstress

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that. What's wrong with saying 'legos'? Signed, too poor to get name-brand toys

Thought we’d drop in to take a peek 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Thanks Dave

Cheer up David. Your very funny! So you got that going for ya. Love ya

David would be hilarious in a "Blast From the Past " type movie.

It's so funny that you mentioned eggs because the other day I swooped in between these two people & grabbed the last carton - it's like everyone thinks they can survive off eggs & toilet paper

Oh my god I can’t get anything done when I’m in the spade ♠️ zone. Can’t stop laughing 🤣😂

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Jennifer how are you doing today How's everything going?

Hey remember babysitting a kid named troy like 30 years ago in AZ? He was my sisters boyfriend awhile ago idk i thought id mention it. Love you David!

@punstress

4 жыл бұрын

So, David was into theater, gymnastics, and babysitting.

There's a herd of deers in my yard. I guess I'll keep eating my shrimps.

The al roker joke made me laugh out loud

Leggos? Eggos? SHRIMPS?.....I am with ya irregardless, Dave. COVID 16 : I have been thinking about upgrading to 17..........

Didn't get the arnold joke. It was lethal. (just came from the murray scene from joker, hard to forget)

Love the business casual. Hey! Some of us have to live with the crossbow lol You do crack me up though. Your like quarantine kool aid!

Wait, that's norms bit. You didnt even wait for the commercial break lol

Favorite joke -eight arm! Covid glasses still a favorite. Shrimps!

David Spade rules!!!

The guy with 8 arms lol

Dinty Moore beef stew, classic

Spade you're killing this virus haha...stay awesome

Love your shirt, David. You look real pretty, like an Easter egg.

OMG! I love that you have zero shits to give! You were so sweet to apologize to your Mom. But that was still the best ending to any show I have ever watched!💜I also have issues.😳

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Erica how are you doing today How's everything going?

I wear dresses to my weekly visit to CVS

hurry up, shrimps

It was the USC medical center... Good job Arny!

dude with 8 arms! haha :)

Expecting an accurate title on a KZread video is too much to expect from David Spade apparently.

O K.. We HAVE to See Heather !

That french doctor probably meant marijuana. Lol. 😊🚬

I'll put forth money to fund this show! Anyone else with me?

@travisbickle4337

4 жыл бұрын

No

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe when I actually have a regular income again next year!

we no damn well David ain't been in a supermarket lol.

@ernieD

4 жыл бұрын

Right, that's Heather's job. That and trying to not laugh at Spadey-mans jokes. ;>) #sexygigglergurl

sound of David's tail wagging under the desk

Egg hunt was a solid opener

Wow it looks like david painted his shirt and his eggs...its not a TUNA...very funny..💪👍👊

0:06 David said he fought 6 women for a carton of eggs but "Did you win?" You didn't say if you got the eggs or you got your ass kicked! HAHAHAHAHAHA

@augusts1

4 жыл бұрын

Since he fought women for eggs I'd say they won, since they always carry their eggs w/them. . . .

so when do we get to know who Heather is?

❤️❤️❤️

Oh look I got these shrimps after Thanksgiving feast. Why do you always have to de turd these things? I think I need a pooper scooper ;)

The india joke and Las Vegas Nuclear war joke!!

I think I saw Lego Spade move

The get fucked sign off is the best joke by far!

Good movie.... Boy and His Dog

Not lovin your new “old lady” glasses. Hahahahaha

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Cheryl how are you doing today How's everything going?

I like the shirt

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Carly how are you doing today How's everything going?

I kinda love the shrimps bit I wanted to like the Al Roker or however it's spelled joke. I'm sorry X500 womp womp ... 19

You are on fire in this video! We lol at every joke, especially "Not the tuna" LOL I hope you keep doing these after everything is back to normal.

Judy's not gonna like this one either. The 8-arm joke was a 10. Make that an 11. Also liked the bunker lid opening sound effect. Subtle, but we notice these things.

“Fuck iiiiiitttt”

Is that sacred or something? Should I not be joking about that?😂

The John levitz breast milk joke reminded me of him flashing his purple nerples in benchwarmers

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Susie how are you doing today How's everything going?

@susiefairfield7218

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sn6tg4nh1y hey now ✌🏽James Doin gr8! Hope ur doin well too!

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

@@susiefairfield7218 I'm doing good thanks for asking

@user-sn6tg4nh1y

2 жыл бұрын

@@susiefairfield7218 my name is James Thomas I'm originally from Norway but currently living in Miami Florida what about you?

@susiefairfield7218

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sn6tg4nh1y thats gr8! But a big change for ya! been livin in Florida for 30 years and lovin it