I am a retired preschool teacher. When I was working two girls in my class were best of friends. One of the girls was waiting to go potty; she started crying because she couldn’t hold it and started peeing on the floor. Her friend walked up and said “don’t worry friend, I’m with you “ she held her friend’s hand and started peeing on the floor with her. Now that’s a definition of true friendship

@rebekahsearcy8986

4 ай бұрын

That is really sweet

So this happened in 8th grade history. My teacher was a very relaxed guy and loved cracking jokes with us. At one point we got on the topic of "yo mama" jokes. He said that saying "yo mama" was great cause you could reply to anything with it. Not five minutes later we ask a kid what his favorite activity was. Without missing a beat he says "yo mama". The teacher and everyone else lost their shit for about 5 minutes

@ari1758

4 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious. Also that is the cutest doggo in your profile pic

@-bradli3c-653

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD HAHAH

@levi_egg

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

These videos are the internet equivalent to fast food, quick, easy to digest and probably detrimental to your mental health.

@ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup

4 жыл бұрын

And nearby.

@slaviccrabsoldaccount2834

4 жыл бұрын

And literally everywhere, with about five versions of the same thing.

@fbw9849

4 жыл бұрын

]]pppppp]]ll

@ru406

4 жыл бұрын

Haha exactly

@wolfendenracing2826

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

For the past few weeks, our WH teacher asks us a question every day before class. One of last week’s was “what is a habit you would like to break?” Most kids just said stuff like ‘sleeping in too much or not going outside enough.’ When we got to my friend Jared, he said ‘playing Madden too much.’ He paused for a second, ‘and getting over my crippling addiction to black tar heroin.’ The teacher looks at him for a second and everyone is silent. Everybody bursts out laughing and the teacher just looks like she lost hope for humanity.

I'm not a teacher, but every friday morning I help at a kindergarten class(4-6 year olds). We were practising English words(I'm from the Netherlands so it's not our first language) and asked one boy what 'mijn ogen'(Dutch for my eyes) was in English and he excitedly pointed to his eyes and said:"My ass!" Me and the teacher looked at eachother and tried our best not to burst out in laughter😂

This actually my mom's story. So my mom is a daycare worker. She works with toddlers from 3-4 yrs old. The teachers take all the kids on walks if it's nice out. My mom brings water bottles to the daycare and one day she is taking the toddlers on their walk and she drops her water bottle. A little boy picks up her water bottle, hands it to her, and says "you dropped your beer" I will never forget that 😂

First week as a teacher. Taking the placement spelling test, and as I'm saying the words and making up a sentence I am pacing the room and looking over their shoulders. One kid who is particularly funny, and a true smartass, "catches" me looking at his test. He quickly covers it up and jokingly yells at me to stop cheating or he'd tell the teacher. Not bad for a 3rd grader.

@izzyperkins3312

4 жыл бұрын

i can only imagine teaching 3rd graders

@babyedits2004

4 жыл бұрын

@Tyson Dickson "I was a third grader once" lol

@xXBengalSXx

3 жыл бұрын

69 Likes so I won’t like it

@-bradli3c-653

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA

Not a teacher but I take care of adults with various intellectual disabilities. My main girl I care for has the funniest one liners. Most of them make no sense and the others are all in the tone of she has no idea what it means. One of my favorite ones was "I'd rather be Satan's wife!" Said with confidence but with the tone of not knowing what it means. Oh and it was to her imaginary friends. I died.

I was working at a summer camp one year, and this little boy (5/6) was in the group. I was told by his parents that due to a health condition he had, he was homeschooled his whole life and hasn't been around other kids, so watch for him. The whole "this is his first time out in the real world". Well, I thought they were being a little dramatic with the last thing. But we went on a hike and he fell, getting mud all over himself. He looked terrified. I went to him and asked what's wrong, to which the boy said, I'll never get the brown stuff off of me. The kid didn't know how mud worked because he never actually could go outside. I showed him by bringing him to the creek near camp and helped him rinse off. For the whole week, I had to pull him to the side and explain things that he didn't understand like the river, snakes, turtles, frogs, boulders, etc. It was both funny because he viewed the world as very fantasful (like calling a lizard a dragon, snakes serpents, big rocks mountains, etc.) but also sad because he never was around things like this when he was younger. Still like that kid, he was great.

My mom is a kindergarten teacher. There was this little boy she had in her class. Let’s call him Jimmy. So there were these little wooden blocks that had a letter on each side that my mom had as teaching resource. Jimmy was sitting on the carpet with his friend Bob and Jimmy was whispering “A-S-S . That’s how you spell it.” And sure enough, little Jimmy was sitting there with the spelling blocks with the word “ass” arranged on them. Jimmy rushes to mess it up as my mom whips around and says, “Nuh uh, Jimmy. I wanna see what you have spelled out there on those blocks.” The utter look of guilt on Jimmys face was priceless, my mom said. Just as an empty threat, my mom took a picture of Jimmy and his wonderful spelling work and told him that she would send this to his dad if he wasn’t on his best behavior for the rest of the day. He quickly nodded and was literally on the best behavior he ever was while in my moms class. Of course, my mom didn’t send Jimmys dad the picture, and the next day, my mom was doing a writing thing with her class. Jimmy came up to her with his writing assignment for my mom to check it. It said “I love my dad but I love my teacher the best.” My mom took a picture of him with his writing assignment, the biggest smile on Jimmys face, while the picture with the letter blocks looked like a mug shot for jail. At the end of the year, she showed both pictures to Jimmys parents and explained the story to them. They both busted out laughing. Mind you, my mom works at a very religious private school, so this is the funniest possible thing that can ever happen there.

Awww, the bookmark one is adorable!

@joeythecat6334

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@tmitche36

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ssssstray

3 жыл бұрын

maRLbOrO bR0

@MangoMagica

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah what a sweet boy

@omotayosatuyi252

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was pretty cute u can make presents out of anything

I laughed so hard when he said "Creative kids get away with a steam-powered bone in class" 19:28

Not a teacher, but the Romeo and Juliet thing happened in my class too (9th grade honors English), with the exact same line. All of us, including the teacher, lost it.

The Shakespeare stuff had me DYING.

@ltsMeNoodle

4 жыл бұрын

For me it was the tromboner one 😆😆

@faerierain7536

3 жыл бұрын

My brother had his lit teacher dying when he called Shakespeare "Good ole Billy Shakes".

@floodedbasement__

3 жыл бұрын

"Villan, i have done thy mother."

@rosiefay7283

3 жыл бұрын

7:24 That's old Capulet's first line in Act 1 Scene 1. You did know that that scene has a few _intentional_ bawdy double entendres, right? 9:28 For anyone confused by that last reference, it's R&J Act 1 scene _3_.

@rosiefay7283

3 жыл бұрын

@@floodedbasement__ Thanks. It took me a few web pages before I found one which used the same line-numbering. The site is opensourceshakespeare.org and it seems to number all of a play's lines in one sequence like an insanely long American street.

Not a teacher, but a friend of mine once wore shorts to school that fit the dress code, but rode up a little further than the dress code allowed whenever she sat down. One of the teachers was about to write her up for breaking the dress code when one of the guys in class stands up, hikes up the legs of his khakis as far as he could and says, "So if I came in like this would you write me up?"

@smortboi2374

4 жыл бұрын

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

@Laucha06

4 жыл бұрын

@@smortboi2374 Never Gonna run around

@garywilliamson9345

4 жыл бұрын

@@Laucha06 *O Z E M P I C*

@doctorbizarre1219

3 жыл бұрын

@Hayden Travers Never gonna make you cry

@wingwhacker

3 жыл бұрын

Never gonna say goodbye

I'm not a teacher, but one of my friends during one of those standard "what are you going to do with your life post school" things in middle, stood up and shouted (when it was his turn) "I'm gonna be a bitchin' gigolo!" He got promptly sent to the office during a riot of laughter.

@shadowrosegaming3566

2 жыл бұрын

Did everyone know what that was at the time?

Just heard this story from my Mom: when she was in school she had an English test. One of the question was “Name one item that is sharp” one of her friend answered “Television” because her Television at home was a Sharp Television🤣

Anyone else thinking the making Nazi propaganda was a dumb assignment in the first place?

@pastychomper4939

4 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to figure out why the parents had to be called it was the teacher that made the assignment.

@food7479

4 жыл бұрын

The paper about the black Mathmatician too. It's like... why?

@ravenrod3814

4 жыл бұрын

@@food7479 the black mathematician makes some sense it could have been black history month and a math class or something my school does dumb shit like that a lot

@erickpoorbaugh6728

2 жыл бұрын

If the teacher really wanted to make the students make dictatorial propaganda for some reason, why not just use a fictional dictatorship, especially since it’s English class rather than History? This reminds me of another story where a teacher ordered a student to argue in favor of slavery (they were having a debate and the teacher wouldn’t allow both students to take the same side), and then when he complied, sent him to the principal’s office for making racist remarks.

@sirenofthesea7802

2 жыл бұрын

@@erickpoorbaugh6728 This just proves a fair amount of teachers need a heavy dictionary thrown at them & a pink slip handed to them. Some people just shouldn't be put in charge of children.

Not a teacher, but my mom and I took my niece to Walmart when I got my first income support Paycheck to buy new clothes for my niece... So we're in the baby section getting diapers and wipes (she's 6 and uses a diaper to poop because she's autistic) and she wanders off, all good and everything because we know she won't go far... A second later, we ask where she is and she came around the corner with a BRA in her size and everything. She's a tall 6 yearold but still. she had it in her hand and held it up to herself and it fit. Perfectly. Lmao. I love her to the end of the universe. She's like a little sister to me lol. Laughs every day

Ya know that joke about accidentally saying orgasm instead of organism? There was a kid in my eighth grade science class who. KEPT. DOING. THAT. Like we kept correcting him and he kept saying it. He’s read a word a minute and it was very clear he had no comprehension of anything he was reading. I felt bad for him but he’d just sleep in class and never turn anything in.

it was me. the math class was working quietly until gas builted up and i was a smartass kid at the time so i tried to let it out. it was small, but loud. it lasted for a second until the class erupted in laughter

In first grade I took my shirt off in class for no apparent reason

This happened last year: Me and a couple friends were staying after school for a club. As we were walking down to the cafeteria for said club, the intercom blares out, "All staff report. Room three is flooding." So it was a bunch of middle schoolers sitting in the cafeteria and we hear the water running above us (the room was right above the cafeteria). Our club director walks in and just busts out laughing. We all look at what she was looking at... And it was a kid from room three sitting there all smug and wet. The rest of us lost it. TL;DR: Some kid flooded room three and casually came to clubs anyway, caused everybody to die laughing.

I work with special needs kids and I brought a huge worm into the classroom to show them. One boy, our resident animal lover, thought it was super cool; didn't want to touch it but kept admiring it and giggling. After a while I took the worm back outside and when I came back he looked at my hands and asked "Snake?" It was really funny.

The opposite, the teacher did something funny and we laughed. Our English teacher was named Mr. Crocker. So, of course, some kids got to class early and wrote, "FARIES!" on the board. He got to class, saw the board, and said with the most depressed sounding voice, "You spelled it wrong." That teacher was so fucking underrated

I HAVE ONE! Context: 7th grade science Some kid: Is it possible to drown in the shower by breathing through your nose? Teacher: Not unless you are doing a hand-stand in the shower. *Teacher then starts giggling* Me: Trust me, I do similar things in the shower *Teacher starts laughing super hard* I didn't understand until my ex-boyfriend had to explain to me like 4 years after it happened while I was cleaning a shower and I was like "Omg I gotta just never talk to her again and hope she forgets I exist." (We still talk, but I am still afraid of what else I might've said in those years everyone lives to forget. XD )

@shadowrosegaming3566

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it maybe I'm too introverted

in 6th grade i was turning in my exit pass while the rest of my class was out side, me and my teacher walk out of the class room to see a kid laying on the floor with almost the whole class standing around him in a circle slightly bending there knees and saying how they are sacrificing him, my teacher started laughing so much that she had to sit down.

@shadowrosegaming3566

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf happened for them to decide to do that

I don't remember the context clearly, but in 8th grade we were reading "Romeo and Juliet", and this one kid annoyed me so I finally told him "Be quiet, you Acorn!" He was silent for a moment and then was like good one and walked away..... XD

"Zaria! Get off my D" LMAO I got one. When I was in hs, I was a Kindergarten STA for 2 years. One assigment was for the 5 or 6 year olds to draw a pic realating to their home life. One little boy desided to draw 2 pics. On of a horse, and one of his parents "Naked wrestling" Smerking to my self, I told him that his parents would want to see it now Instead of putting in on display. He was disappointed but then oblagatedly agreed. I days later, I assured the embarrassed mom that This would stay a secret.... but I can't help myself, LOL

@rosiefay7283

3 жыл бұрын

"Zaria! Get off my D" Well, some adults must be very laughter-prone.

Apparently, my school system is incredibly unprofessional. The number of times I have seen teachers laughing at a student's expense is astounding. I once fell on the stairs (t'was a bad week) while another teacher was entering the stairwell. They could barely ask if I was ok because of how hard they were laughing. The teachers insult the students on a regular basis (mostly just teasing that everyone appreciates) and will not hesitate to laugh when a kid does something stupid. Even the most professional teachers succumb to the humour that is a bunch of dumbass teenagers

They all were good but the last one had me actually dying

With the octopus story and called it testicles instead of tentacles I did the same thing in front of my aunt and she told my whole family they didn’t let it down for a month

Okay, the story of the crack/fart/moan combo made me lose it.

ok when I was a freshmen in high school I remember we were reading Romeo and Juliet. Before the lesson starts my teach says to our class "now we have to get one thing out of the way." she then writes the word "Ho" on the board in big letters and says that Ho in modern times doesnt mean the same thing it did in Shakspearian times. I mean it did work, no one laughed when the word ho was said lol

not a teacher but a kindergartener... saw one of the youngest kids (~2,5yo) got accidentally smacked in the face with a ball (another kid hadn't caught it and it flew over their head). The poor child was so unprepared for what happened and it was over so fast that it didn't even seem to register in their mind. So no harm was done whatsoever and we all went on our merry ways. The look of bafflement and confusion makes me grin to myself to this day.

16:32 I laughed for about 5 minutes

@vin_uranus1603

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO sameeee

I used to work as a teacher at an ADT and we were learning about “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.” Well me and the other teacher I worked with decided to do Hangman for a review (the students love that game) and the answer was “glass of milk.” We found it very funny when we had to stop the board from pretty much just saying profanities.

When I was in like 2nd grade or something, my teacher had his projector plugged in and a student was on the opposite side of the classroom, away from his desk. He walked infront of the projector (to walk to the other side of the room) My teacher said "Step over the cord (His name)" The student nodded and pulled out the cord, kids were laughing their asses off. I fell off my chair, we still can't get over it-

I forget which grade, but back in high school one of my teachers had one of those small clocks that had its own advertising (ex: having "Advil" or "ZzzQuil" on the clock's face). My teacher's clock had "Viagra" printed on it. I said "Mr. (teacher's name), is that a Viagra clock?" He said "Yes." I then replied with "Did your wife give that to you?" Everyone in class lost it. One of my best high school memories.

“your mother” in the shakespearean insult war fucking ENDED ME.

Whhyyyyy damnit!? I was eating pizza while listening to the test barf boy. Like mid chew. I think I'm done eating for the day. Thanks Reddit

After a trip to the zoo for the little kids, the next morning a special student saw me and ran to me yelling, "THE CRAP! THE CRAP! THE CRAP!" His favorite critter was in a glass table of tiny sea creatures. A crab.

Not specifically a teacher. But as a former university disciplinarian, I was approached by the class president regarding an incident of bullying that had taken place in their classroom. They informed me that they had apprehended the bully and were holding them in custody. When I requested them to summon the victim, they informed me that he was waiting outside. They provided me with the name, which I immediately recognized from the CCTV footage displayed on my desk. I observed the victim with a perplexed expression, and nervously scratching his head while walking in a circular motion. It appeared as if he was casually strolling. It reminded me of a broken video game NPC when they’re stuck in an area. I’m grateful of being able to manage a poker face.

24:48 I was a farm kid so I had only ever seen paired gloves, the kind that very obviously have a top vs bottom. I must have thought the same thing when I saw boxes of gloves for the first time.

If I was in this it would be 1st grade me asking the teacher if I could fart. The teacher's face was so red from trying not to laugh and I said it with the most serious face.

Cute Bookmark: exists with hearts and student names Also cute Bookmark: BEST CIGAR EVER FOR 4.99!!!

Putting the only ad at the end. What a chad.

The Captain Hook one, LMAO!!!

BRO I couldnt breathe bc of 16:33 holy shit that was funny

I think the teacher with the vomiting student is very supportive and understanding. Many teachers are, but he actually put work, real compassion and support into that kid, to the point where he even swallowed his own puke just to be successful in front of his teacher. For me, this is the most weirdly cute and wholesome story. 😊

Whenever I try to sleep I play these videos on my phone and close my eyes. So as usual I was closing my eyes and at 2:37 I couldn’t hold my laugher lmao

26:10 I think that was me. That happened to me before an im by far the quietest kid in every class.

Im not a teacher, but i know what happened at school this one time, it was nearly lunchtime and one of my classmates asked the cookers what we're gonna eat, she said rice, salad and meat, then two of the boys said "bring in the spice" when we got the lunch, one of them literally took out a smal bottle of spicy sauce and tried it on the rice, i was trying not to burst from laughing while i was stuffing my face with food 🍛

I made my grandma laugh because when I was 5 years old I went outside into the backyard and saw something black and white. I told my grandma that I saw a penguin in the backyard. She reminded me of this incident not too long ago.

In high school, my government teacher asked a question that “Virginia” was the answer to. When she called on me, I was messing around and tried to say “Virginia” in a fake country accent, but it accidentally came out as… well… ahem

These kids in my 7th grade science class were trying to light a battery on fire. (no sure but something dangerous) they barely got in trouble

Honestly, where in the world are these dystopian schools where teachers aren't allowed to laugh at harmless jokes made by students? You give them a lecture/detention if they damage property/injure people/cause some kind of actual problem, obviously. But you don't try to convince them that adults have absolutely no sense of humour for absolutely no discernible reason, surely? 🤨 Reminds me of those 'nonsensical rules at your school' threads lol, conversely the teachers usually had pretty good banter with their class at my school here in Scotland.

husky430's story had me close to the reaction their teacher had lmao

26:25 I wonder who the teacher expected the students to use as subject. There aren't any black mathematicians who are famous outside the field. 29:15 That was irresponsible of the teacher. Ticket barriers are designed to give only one person time to get through before it closes. Anyway, I wonder why one of the teacher's pupils was much younger than the rest.

The first story's adorable.. Well wholesome at the end

5:27 I knew that punchline was coming, and I still found it hilarious!

I watched a fellow classmate slowly lean his desk chair back which caused the chair to fall. The teacher told him to stop, but he didn't so when he fell the kid and I laughed at his stupidity.

@StriderCats

4 жыл бұрын

This happened so often at my school, it was ridiculous how no one would learn from it

The Shakespeare insult one had me dying 💀💀💀

Each time I am not allowed to laugh I think of playing "Callisto Yew ~ Let Me Laugh at the Cool" in my phone. Haven't done it yet tho

I sometimes had a hard time in theatre class... it doesn't help when we're doing a parody of a Greek tragedy with our female lead being a guy with water balloon boobs he popped at the end of our performance. Or when we were studying Romeo and juliet and a member of our group kept calling juilet a skank and since I was playing her cousin I yelled at them to cut it out

It's always dirty jokes lol

6:37 is ultimate funny. 😂😂😂

The Shakespeare insult game would be awesome. Why can’t my school do that?!

I remember this like it was yesterday: I helped teach kids on Sundays at a church, and this day happened to be mothers day. I asked them if they could spend the time making their moms, aunts, or grandmas a special Mother's Day card and spelled it out for them on the whiteboard. One kid walks up, looks at hit with his hands on his hips and says "Mr. J, you got a big D." I simply thanked him and held in my laughter until I turned around and saw my best friend (we were partners teaching) red-faced and we both had to walk out quickly before they heard us cackle like hyena's.

Kid- hey teacher I lost my phone number can I have yours Teacher- I would but I just gave my number to your dad last week

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

My 8th grade ELA teacher chose a kid in my class to share his answer for St because she liked the Homer Simpsons prints on his pajama pants. It didn't come out that way. She said: John doe you can share first because I'm so into your pants. To a room full of dirty minded 13/14 year olds. It did not end well. She was awesome I miss her.

I'm at work and had to hide from laughing too hard at this point 8:45

16:46 I lost it when the android voice said this

"Don't you dare turn that into something pervy" idk man sounded kinda pervy

We were lining up to leave class before the bell and we were being loud and the teacher said stop acting like idiots and a kid in the line and say with a straight face we aren’t acting

I'm not first.

Oh my god the first story triggered my gag reflex and I almost puked myself

I should really start using Shakespearean insults more often

I think I could appreciate an opportunity to play a game using Shakespearean insults

1:54 i cant stand that! you want to swear as an adult go for it but be an example and limit or teach your children to not swear that isnt cute or funny its bad parenting

I died at 16:46, wasn't expecting that...

My mom used to teach preschool up in a small community in the Yukon and apparently a kid drank paint water once. (It was nontoxic tempura paint, thank god.)

Last year in theater while we were trying to rehearse some music for our musical this one kid in my grade (my whole grade fears me cuz I have a quick temper, depression, I’m Russian, and I made a kid fall by hitting him with a soft cover book, I also have a loud kinda stern voice) was doing the Russian little dancy-dance, yk the one one the floor where you basically go up and down with your legs out (?), and I was having a bad week like usual and there was so much noise my head hurt so I just yelled “AVIN SIT DOWN” everyone got silent and the dude sat down so fast his chair nearly fell. From then on the whole cast feared me and still does to this day 😊

23:03 I think this might have been me.

I wasn't supposed to laugh but I was helping out in a first grade class and I saw a kid that was about to cry hysterically but wasn't making a sound yet. I asked what was wrong and he wouldn't answer me. A kid next to him said " he stuck a bean in his ear". Sure enough they had been playing Bingo and using dried kidney beans as markers and this kid had stuck one in his ear. I began trying to stifle the hugest giggles and went to tell the teacher that I was taking him to the nurse but couldn't get the words out for my laughing. I just took him to the office and told her later. The kid had to go to the ER and get it plucked out😅😅😅😅

I was assisting the teachers at my karate place and one drill was ground wrestling where two people would be on hands and knees trying to get the other in a position where they can’t get out. I was trying not to laugh when my friend whispered to me “that’s kinda gay,” because all of the little kids paired up with people of the same gender. I felt like I was gonna explode trying to hold in my laughter but I suceeded

@jarius3604

4 жыл бұрын

In exploding?

@himikotoga835

4 жыл бұрын

Jarius surprisingly I didn’t laugh

28:15 Best pick-up lines 101. (r-18 version would be "Have you lost your virginity? I'll lend you mine")

I'm sure balloon kid had at least 99 red balloons. . . Hello Armageddon!

When I need content u go to you

21:43 As a trombone player I now had added something new to my bucket list

25:54 bruh i love that book

6:20 has me fucking crying dude.

Lmao I had a friend mess up the longsword line too

5:56 is so funny 😂

So happy these versions of reddit stories sre still availabls. I dont need CSGO or counterstrike or minecraft parkour to listen to reddit stories

The story at 1:48 made me choke on my orange slice

I’d be a bad teacher. I laugh easily

@The_Burrowing_Brothers

3 жыл бұрын

same

My story was that when I was in 6th grade at a very small conservative private catholic school where most the students were very sheltered and sex Ed wasn’t a thing, I remember a kid said V E R Y loudly to get the attention of the new, very young and very hot just out of college, teacher “MS. ___ I HAVE A CONDOM” as he then turned bright red and said “COMMENT I. MEANT. COMMENT!” And all the boys and the few girls (aka me and my two friends) tried so hard to hold back our laughter but we just couldn’t and my teacher and the students who knew what it meant all died laughing and then the one girl of the class who didn’t even know what sex was let alone periods and stuff raised her hand and was like “uhh what’s a condom..?” And the teacher was like just ask ur mom and I remember she asked me and my friends the next day because her mom wouldn’t tell her so we just said it was a type of underwear for boys lmao

18:07 is the best story by far