This one kid who kept calling himself an “advanced beginner” in my band class, and making it well known to everyone, even though he can’t play a single note correctly, the kid next to him who is super quiet has already become the best musician in my grade 4. The “advanced beginner” then looked at him like he was jealous.

@metarcee2483

2 жыл бұрын

What does "advanced beginner" even mean?

@Grace15271

2 жыл бұрын

@@metarcee2483 it means they learnt alot but do not know what to do next So clearly he mis-labeled himself.

@metarcee2483

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. That makes sense.

@angrynoodletwentyfive6463

2 жыл бұрын

there was a player in one of my DnD games who's first game it was. He acted like he was an expert when it suited him but then if you called him out for doing something wrong would whine "it's my first game give me a break" Which would have been fine if he wasn't acting like Joe dnd the other 90% of the time... After getting very sick of him We kicked him out of the game and he sent me an 8 page document in which he blamed his own bullshit on the other players "not helping him enough" and the DM (me) "railroading" him. The reason he felt like he was being railroaded BTW was because he would regularly try to Derail the campaign into something that only revolved around his character and I would just not let him do it. I used to be friends with him but not now. told him to never contact me again, and that I was going to send the document to the rest of the party so we could all laugh at him. anyway the reason I am commenting this is that "Advanced Beginner" made me think of him XD.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

Music. In 5th grade we got to take a music class if we wished, and I decided to try flute. Well, if you ever have tried to learn flute, you know it can be a little difficult at first to get the technique of blowing air over the mouth piece hole to get any noise out of it. The music teacher used competition to win "first chair" of an instrument section to encourage us all to improve. There were two of us learning flute, and the other girl, a 6th grader had it down and kept winning. FINALLY I mastered the mouth piece and eked out a tune and won the first chair (probably mostly just to reward me for at least accomplishing that). But then I actually legit started winning the first chair often after that. Sixth grader was steamed She became even more steamed when I won an audition for the school talent show and she didn't. lol!

"Old nuns in the 80's were hardcore". You tell me about it. I was 3 and it was my first day in kindergarten when I got into a brawl with a nun. I was crying because I missed my mom, so she grabbed my arm and tried to put me into time out in an empty room. I was so scared that I bit her hand and kicked her leg. Then I locked myself into the toilet until my mom picked me up. I was almost expelled on my very first day but another teacher took me into her class and allowed me to stay. Later when I was around 7 or 8 I met her again while she was working in a nursing home where my great grandmother stayed. I didn't know it but she watched me socializing with the old people and one day she approached me to apologize. Somehow we became buddies and now that she is gone I miss her. RIP sister Talida.

@heyits_joanna

2 жыл бұрын

I did not expect that. RIP Sister Talida

@wb9913

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, didn’t expect that. How wholesome

@drippeeboye607

2 жыл бұрын

RIP sister Talida

@blackfirestory

2 жыл бұрын

Rip

@soulofflame9999

2 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest redemptions I've ever seen. R. I. P.

The flute one gets to me. Symphony jobs for flutes are near impossible to get. Even for true Masters with phds. This kid lands one without even an undergrad, and somehow still manages to lose it. Talk about a waste.

@TheGr0nch

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, that's a real shame that a guy would just throw his chance away like that, now he'll probably end up working a shitty underpaid job

@thebucketier6250

2 жыл бұрын

i play the flute, it took me a very oong time to get good, i have played for 6 years, and as an “advanced” player i still dont know how to read notes so i have to write them down 😂

@Stussmeister

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. To have an ego so massive it essentially nullifies one's talents is something truly disturbing to witness; it also reminds me of the saying, "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." I'd also like to point out that while my own musical talent is smaller than the thin side of a dime, I can at least appreciate the efforts of others by listening to their performances.

@TheKorfish

2 жыл бұрын

If he wasn't such a narcissist with a hint of megalomania then he would def be writing film scores for movies.

@bsgfan1

2 жыл бұрын

You know what the crazy thing is? Imagine how good he could have been if it weren’t for his ego. If he was that good before the symphony, imagine his performance after being surrounded by professionals for a few years.

"You look like a baby." Imagine if somebody said this to every Karen that threw a public tantrum.

There was this one girl that bullied me badly in school. One day in computer science class in 6th grade, she got up to get a tissue or something off the teacher's desk and came back to her seat. No on touched her chair, no one one even realized she had gotten out of her seat. She goes to sit down, misses the chair completely, and is suddenly on the floor with the chair flying into the desk behind her. It was the best thing I saw in middle school lol

Had a 5 year old who was the sweetest, butter wouldn't melt adorable thing you ever saw, when you were looking at her. The minute you turned your back she would bite, stamp, hit kids with sticks, throw stones, punch and call names, then when you turned around she'd bring her victims to you and act concerned, saying they fell over and acting the hero. One day she got caught when she bit one of the kids, and he had enough and slapped her. The teacher saw the whole thing and decided she'd deserved it. She got yelled at by the head and when I saw her in the lunch room crying I asked a teacher what happened, and she just smirked and said 'she didn't get away with it this time.' She never did anything again.

Spent time as a Teaching Assistant in the UK before deciding it was not my calling. Kid came in one day acting up as normal, started talking about how he should have top marks in school because he's so smart and all that... He ends his epic twenty minute rant by saying that he's going home at lunch to get a knife and stab her and me to death. A male visitor to the class gets up, walks over, spins him round and puts him under arrest - that visitor was a police officer doing the yearly "Don't talk to strangers" thing we have just before summer holidays. The teacher looked at me, I looked at her, we did a high five and got back on with the remainder of morning lessons to the wide eyed astonishment of the class

@angrynoodletwentyfive6463

2 жыл бұрын

And then everyone clapped...

@sabersz

2 жыл бұрын

UK, knives? Colour me shocked. Fuck kids like that, they're better off in prison.

@KM-vq1vy

2 жыл бұрын

@@angrynoodletwentyfive6463 st/fu - sorry your karen for a mom's life is so lame and boring, but stuff like this CAN and does happen in life

@madelineschramm2657

2 жыл бұрын

Who is “her”?

@sabersz

2 жыл бұрын

@@madelineschramm2657 the teacher

Hit the same kid TWICE! Private school. Kid DEMANDED he gets an A in my class. I refused. Entitled mom gets involved. Meeting with mom, dad, kid, my HoD, HS Principal and me. I prepared a presentation showing the work of a classmate, who was a genuine A student, explicitly explaining how the work I am showing them deserves an A. Then waited...... Mom: Hang on a minute! You telling us all this work my son has done deserves an A? Then why is he getting a C+ from you?! Me: Oh no, you misunderstand me. This isn't your son's work. This is the work of a classmate of his. THIS is your son's work over the past year. Proceeded to show the same set work / projects / internal quizzes and tests from her son, side by side. Even to the untrained eye, it was sub-standard. Kid sat silent. Dad apologized, mom was still seething at me for not giving that A. Son came in next day, blamed me for his dad grounding him and reducing his allowance. Fast forward 2 years. Son is now a senior and taking his SAT. Still bigging himself up to mom, saying all his grades were unfair. Got a SAT score lower than his first choice university requires..... FOUR TIMES !!!!! Of course, kid and mom blames me, other teachers, the system etc.etc. PTC, mom was raging, but dad shut her up in front of me and told her I was a good teacher (I was also teaching their daughter, and she is flying!) and I had tried to warn her two years ago, but she didn't listen! "Accept it, our son is an idiot!" (dad's words, not mine!) Mom storms off. Dad sighs, apologizes again and walks away. Kid did not get into his first choice university.

@FatherOFCrimzon

2 жыл бұрын

Is this retribution or misfortune?

@OfficerGogeta

2 жыл бұрын

i honestly feel bad for the kid, the mom is the main reason this kid is a idiot.

@Loaves_of_Cat

2 жыл бұрын

Misfortune for the dad for having a C wife who turned their son into an idiot. Fortunate for their daughter that the mom probably doesn’t pay her much attention.

@tonychan8558

2 жыл бұрын

@@OfficerGogeta The kid just wanted stuff without working for it. He probably didn't hear the word 'no' much in his life. But blaming the mom for him being an idiot? Kid was just lazy in school for years, well before I showed up.

@tonychan8558

2 жыл бұрын

@@Loaves_of_Cat Son was first-born. Daughter was younger by 3 years. It was definitely 'Mommy's boy' and 'Daddy's little girl'. Dad was rich so wife never has to work. Thankfully, daughter realized early on that she was going to have to work hard to succeed in life. She was an excellent student, very bright. Son was just lazy, waiting for things to be handed to him on a silver platter.... until I came along and refused to gift him his 'A' grade.

"The Lazy Parents story" Here's a little secret: the lazy are ALWAYS active when it comes to defending their laziness.

@omegadragons321

2 жыл бұрын

True. You know how I know? *experience.*

@leramenanonimo

2 жыл бұрын

@@omegadragons321 ima lazy main and i can confirm

@satsukir1n

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not lazy! I did nothing!

@helenjohansson9370

2 жыл бұрын

@@omegadragons321 ÅAaaaaaaaaaaasaaws

@ratticustheemperor

2 жыл бұрын

lazy person here, can confirm

As a teacher, my favorite is that every once in a while, one of the 3 students that constantly rocks back on their chairs so the front feet lift off the floor, falls backward because of it with a satisfying THWACK.

@metarcee2483

2 жыл бұрын

My sister's done this. Multiple times.

@izzyj.1079

2 жыл бұрын

I was that kid. In our defense, those chairs are more uncomfortable than that fall of shame.

@REDFRLegend

2 жыл бұрын

Happened to a classmate of mine. She hit her head on the heater and ended up with a concussion(?). I don't know the actual English word. The German word is 'Gehirnerschütterung'

@jenniferwintz2514

2 жыл бұрын

@@REDFRLegend you spelled it correctly. Danke Schöen for teaching me a new word auf Deutsch.

@REDFRLegend

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferwintz2514 Your welcome

Not a teacher, but in middle school a boy in my gym classes would take our games WAY too seriously and literally scream and curse at me every time I messed up. He targeted me in particular, but he was so angry and MEAN all the time. I remember telling a friend he was probably a budding serial killer. Last I heard, the guy was going to jail for beating his girlfriend almost to death and kidnapping their child.

@CNinjaa

2 жыл бұрын

That would be a very unfortunate told-you-so type moment 😳

@billydaytripper

2 жыл бұрын

I knew someone similar, I hope he doesn't turn out like that. I'm sorry that happened to you by the way

@kathymartin7724

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my

@ventingmachine101

2 жыл бұрын

Holy sh

@wolfant3082

2 жыл бұрын

Is the child and girl ok?

1st story: reminds me of the only bit of wisdom my dad said. "You have to be smart to be a good liar. You have to remember what you said and to who"

@xboxoneyes7734

2 жыл бұрын

like someone Once said to me "Don't lie,Its not Worth the Trouble of Being Caught,But if you absolutely HAVE to,At least do it Right"

@iononcantomascrivo

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it. There was someone I was friends with quite a long time ago who never got the memo. I'll paraphrase a quote from Judge Judy: truth tellers do not need to have good memories but liars do. It is for that reason, and many others unmentioned, I'm not friends with this person anymore because she's a toxic waste of space.

@PowerStruggle555

2 жыл бұрын

@@iononcantomascrivo my dad is street smart. but that quote (more or less. cant remember what he said exactly...but that was it to an extent) is the only wisdom he said. he says good advice but thats wisdom right there

@ghostslayer1981

Жыл бұрын

No kidding. It's why my brother always got caught. He kept mixing up what he said and got busted everytime. Meanwhile I'm over here memorizing what I said exactly like it's gonna tank my school grade if I don't

@iononcantomascrivo

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostslayer1981 Do we have the same brother? Mine was a horrible liar even long before he developed a drug problem that eventually killed him. He was a thief, a liar, a grifter with zero skills, talent or any direction in life. I wish he could have gotten and stayed clean but two weeks ago, my mom got the phone call that he OD'd on fentanyl and died in his sleep. Instead of being able to grieve, she's dealing with all of his outstanding bills he didn't pay because rather stupidly she decided to co-sign on the car he was driving all over the US as he was on the run from the law. It's a weird feeling: instead of anguish and grief, I'm feeling contempt mixed with frustration as well as relief that it's all over but seeing my mom looking like she's aging 10 years everyday, it's destroying me.

My teacher has hissing cockroaches. One jerk poked one with a ruler, all I’m gonna say is those things are fast and go for the face. We were able to catch it with a plastic bin and paper thankfully

@beastmaster0934

2 жыл бұрын

I would shit myself if one of those damn things latched onto my face like a facehugger from Alien.

@ratthebestfrfr

2 жыл бұрын

yeah our teacher had hissing cockroaches. they were huge. one day she let us hold them. didnt end well as a kid got scared and dropped it on a table. all hell broke lose.

@breakingbruh4930

2 жыл бұрын

@@ratthebestfrfr ah hell nah id just leave wtf

@ratthebestfrfr

2 жыл бұрын

@@breakingbruh4930 at the time we were in 2nd grade, that made cockroach running around the classroom with in-mature dimwits like us wasnt a good mix

@MickeyMallone.

2 жыл бұрын

I found out that one of the top athletes in my class was petrified of spiders when he booked it out of the classroom upon being presented with the teacher's tarantula. I really wish I could have seen it, but he was in a different chem class.

3:21 I feel slightly bad for that lawyer. She was deceived by those lazy clients with missing information.

@jaye4157

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that looks bad but on the other side she got paid for an open and shut case. Which means she gets to collect her pay and was just saved several hours of stupidity.

“Sir I dropkicked him because he threw my pencil out the classroom” My School : “Oh Understandable have a great day”

I’m pretty sure the one at 25:44 is a story about my 5 grade class. The annoying, disrespectful, bad kids caused the teacher to not come back the next year and the teacher moved to Florida.

@Cheetahgirl_Studios

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my old GCSE Spanish teacher. The disrespectful kids in my class were so horrible to her. All she wanted was to teach Spanish. She only taught at my school for 2 years before she left. My heart bleeds for the poor woman.

@FatherOFCrimzon

2 жыл бұрын

Good for the teacher

Snotty 5th grader always disrupted my class. Once recess he and his friends decided to play tackle football (without helmets, pads, or other protective equipment). He managed to fall down on a rock, snapping his forearm into a compound fracture. Having a cast on for weeks really took the edge off him.

For the biter, the principal should’ve had the innocent kid put his teeth up to bite marks to see if they interlocked.

@johndelta00

2 жыл бұрын

While I understand the idea intuitively, bite mark science is an absolute sham and I think you’ll find with some research why that is.

@Loaves_of_Cat

2 жыл бұрын

@@johndelta00 saw an inforgraphic video of an innocent person who got arrested because of the bite mark “science”

@colbey32

2 жыл бұрын

That's a great idea in theory, but do you not see how bad that could go?

Imagine a kindergarten saying "You look like a baby" and your fing 5TH GRADER

13:12 That kid didn’t just fly into the sun, he looked at it, walked up to it, tried to out shine it, then tried to lick it,

@ghostslayer1981

Жыл бұрын

He is the one who goes to the sun while it's night-time to gain an advantage

I remember my sister tried to get me in trouble with the biting herself thing. She got in trouble instead because she actually has straight teeth, whereas I have a gap in my two front teeth. Suck it.

I had a kid who kept bullying me on the bus to a graphics class in the middle of the day (some students who took advanced career courses in the morning took a bus to a certain school & then back to the normal school even if they didn't normally) & even with the cameras on the school did nothing about him. Though, I didn't take the bus normally to school , just for that class, so one morning my dad is dropping me off at the school when he spots the same kid behind me with his group of friends making faces and saying stuff about me. I had no idea the kid was behind me but my dad sure did. Turns out my dad called the school & told them about what he saw, even better was that there were CAMERAS in the front of the school and the people who were at the actual school were able to do more than the people on the bus. The kid I think ended up having to drive themselves or something for now on to the career school after that because I didn't see them after that incident . TLDR , my dad is cool

Last Story: I am NOT a Doctor, however, it sounds to me like that poor kid was being Mentally/Emotionally Abused by someone as well as possibly having either the beginnings of Bi-Polar Disorder (Manic/Depression) and/or the beginnings of Schizophrenia... Either way, assuming this happened in Canada or the USA, if I were his Teacher, I'd have called CPS in to investigate his home life/Parents to be sure he gets the help he needs and maybe keep everyone else safe if the kid's Mental Health issues make him dangerous...

@Barlmoro

2 жыл бұрын

imaginary friends are not a bad thing, but in his case you are right, it sounds like he had some mental problems, cose his behave was very unstable. I know one with schizophrenia, and he tells us that some dark person without a face told him to do this bad things he did (mostly picking stuff without paying in the stores) and that all are agains him.

I used to teach a tennis class. There was this one kid that would always be a pain and have hissy fits over the dumbest things. Right as he was having on of these fits another student finally got his serve right, the ball impacted with his face with such force that he fell to the ground. Honestly impressed.

Speaking from long experience teaching, the serial plagiarizers never fail JUST because they plagiarize. It's always because they're not doing any of the shit they should be doing.

The "natural consequences" reminds me of a friend in our 3rd grade. We had a swimming lesson once during the week but our schools dont have individual pools, instead we went to our city's communal pool. On the way we are accompanied by our teachers who constantly had to remind us about the dangers of traffic and our surroundings .. And my friend has this lollypop candy sticking out of his mouth. Despite all the warnings he's not looking out for obstacles and slams into a lamp post on the pavement (yea .. not ideally placed .. but they were there for at least 15 years by that point) - and short before contact with the post he faced forward - which made him hit the lamp post with the lollypop-stick .. slaming that into his tonsiles .. very painful , think he even spit blood ... So once we arrive at the pool 5 minutes later he is brought to the hospital to check .. and luckily its no permanent damage... Good lesson for the other roudy kids

"Dang, he just flew straight into the sun" and he died lol

something similar happened to my mom, except the kid threw a full lunch kit. Kid said it "slipped out of his hand" She already had gotten another job offer that started the next week, so she just quit after the day was done

This one girl in my classes (Adv, usually in my school the adv kids have the same kids basically every class.) in my 4th period (Adv Language arts) class says, "Yeah like I have a B in this class." This was loud enough for our teacher to hear and her response? "I don't know about that." Class bursts out in laughter. This kid a few days earlier had been cheating on a math CST. Respect for Mrs.Longa.

@nicolebacon2747

2 жыл бұрын

I once had several guys in my high school science class who didn’t care about the class. They were pissed at the teacher when they all had very low grades (I think at least one of them wasn’t even passing). They accused my teacher of being a really tough marker and failing the entire class. She told them, “some of your classmates have grades over 90%” They went around asking everyone what their marks were, and none of them had gotten grades over 75% or so, but they never asked any of the top students. I was just silently laughing at them the entire time, since I had the top marks in the class

When I was in elementary school there was this girl who would be an absolute jerk to me all the time and had a personal problem with me for no real reason. One day we were on the playground and she got pissed off at me for something I said to her and decided to grab my arm with both hands and drag her nails down it. Left big-ass scratch marks and everything, I think she even broke the skin a little in a few places, she was digging them in so hard. So I ran crying to a teacher and a told them about it. A few days later me, her, and both our sets of parents were meeting with the principal about it and she got in major trouble for violence and leaving marks on me. Was forced to apologize to me in front of everyone and I never saw her again. Idk what happened but it wouldn’t surprise me to find out her parents moved so she wouldn’t grow up with a bad reputation in that school district for leaving scars on another kid’s arms.

The Oreo cookie with hot sauce was absolutely brilliant.

Ah, yes. The infamous school dowcha-noizzle!

@rheinhartsilvento2576

2 жыл бұрын

😁😂😛

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

How come the "voice" can manage to correctly pronounce "douche" one of five times? I'd think either it could pronounce it or it couldn't. Why only sometimes?🤔

@Ilikebunnies-metoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@jgw5491 there was one video I saw where the AI managed to pronounce jeans as geens. GEENS, Y'ALL. That it wasn't even _spelled_ as genes is the sad part :/

@ibavider

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ilikebunnies-metoo geenbeans

I was once part of my junior high school band. I was like 3rd chair trumpet, which meant I played 3rd chair pieces. Every day, we had about 5 minutes to warm up to play before the teacher came and we got serious. So I started playing my favorite warmup piece: Soldier's Procession & Swords Dance. Now, since I was 3rd chair, obviously we had a 1st chair, the guy who was the best player among the trumpets. No shade, he was good at it. The problem is, he knew he was good. In fact, he was the kind of tool that had to be better than everyone at everything. So this day I was playing my warmup and he comes over, sticks the bell of his trumpet (the wide mouth is the the bell) next to my ear, and starts playing my warmup piece. I got pissed for 2 reasons: firstly because he was PLAYING NEXT TO MY GODDAMN EAR!, and second because he was obviously waving his dick around that he was better than me. I had already known that and hadn't actually cared. But when he did this, I gave him karma in the form of my elbow into the bell of his trumpet, and his mouthpiece into his front teeth. He never messed with me again.

I laughed so loud at the "Chucklefuck" name! 🤣

One time in high school, a guy who wasn't a huge dick, but pretty annoying snd rowdy all the time, had taken off his shoes, and he and some buddies were playing football with one of the shoes before class. The teacher walks in, sees this, and it was the last straw for his patience with these guys. He just grabs the shoe midair, and tosses it out the window, and says "sports get played outside, not in my classroom. So sports equipment stays outside too" and he made the guy wait til after class to go get his shoe. Before class was out, it started pouring rain. So he bolts the second the bell rings, and comes back in looking like a sad, soaking cat who had been caught in a storm. Looking back, it was a little harsh, but he was an arrogant jock, nlt a cool one, so whatever. That's not my only story, but that's the funniest one.

13:02 icarus died because he flew too close to the sun and was burnt, that little shit failed because he tried to fly so high that he missed the sun and suffocated in space.

When my Lil brother was younger, he was a biter. Once he learned to bite, he would bite anyone and EVERYONE. He'd bite me if I didn't do what he wanted, and he'd say I had hurt him and my parents would believe him. He finally stopped eventually, though, and it was perfect karma. We were wrestling and fighting, and my dad had tried breaking us apart, so we were just all three entangled together. Idk if it was cuz he was young or what, but finally he just clamped his teeth down on the nearest arm and bit as hard as he could, while trying to scream. Dad and I let go and backed away... And he was clamped on his own arm!! He kept biting harder and harder till we shouted at him to stop hurting himself. He finally stopped and looked at the fresh bruise on his arm. He looked at us confused. But he didn't bite anymore after that!

9:47 That Kindergartener is an iconic legend

Hypothetically called a baseball bat “karma” and hit himself with it after assault attempt.

When I was in school we had these two girls who never bothered to do their work properly and were then surprised they they received a fail for their coursework.

I loved that proper method of punishing the whole class to mess with the popular troublemaker. It annoys me because you piss off the whole class for someone else.

So I’m blind for context and if I’m told that there’s a wall I’m about to run into, I instinctively will stop short and put out my cane to feel for it So, in middle school, there was this one kid who thought that seeing me flinch was the funniest shit he’d ever seen, so every singl time he saw me, he’d shout that I was about to run into a wall. This went on for two years until we were in freshman year together. In my freshman year, I didn’t really have anyone to sit with at lunch, so I’d park myself at this staircase that lead right up to my next class and eat lunch by the trash can. I know, so cool. Well, one day, I was walking toward that area, cane sweeping out in front of me, and I passed by this kid and his group of friends. He yelled, “Wall!” to me, but since I was outside, I didn’t flinch or stop since, duh, there’s no wall there. Well, as I walked past, I heard him say, “She’s blind,” to one of his friends who’d asked him why he did that. And his other friend just fking went off on him and told him to apologize. Based off of the sheepish little, “Sorry, love you,” from the kid, he’d been properly embarrassed by it. Never had problems with him again after that. It’s small, but damn did it feel good to not accept his apology because I’m petty like that-

@ryuuthefrog3775

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't accept his apology either. Also how do you type if you're blind? And if you read/respond this, how? Is it like some automatic reader/text app? I've heard of them before but I'm kind of ignorant to those things. I'm so sorry if this is a really fucking dumb question.

@OfficerGogeta

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryuuthefrog3775 I like to think he stole someone's eyes

That last one pissed me off. Parents couldn't even be bothered to get their child some desperately needed help until it was too late.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

True. But under the circumstances, being committed to the hospital might have saved the child's life. Being in a controlled environment away from the neglectful/abusive parents and where medications and therapy could be offered with consistency might have turned things around enough for them to have a happier life. I hope so.🙏

In kindergarten a overweight boy bullied me squished me against my desk every day. One day he put gum in my hair and I snapped I was half his size and gave him two black eye and a busted lip. I didn’t get in trouble

@cronastar1172

2 жыл бұрын

@#helprita if you think so. I know my life and learned not to argue with people about my past.

@Jafantant

Ай бұрын

@@cronastar1172 Self Defense Clause

@cronastar1172

Ай бұрын

@@Jafantant that was my dad teaching me to punch i did take taekwondo years later and have a black belt now

See, sometimes the kid just needs to get a taste of their own medicine to know how bad something is, and they never do it again. Like the kid in the basketball story. Got knocked the fuck out once, and decided, "Yeah, Nah. I'm done with that shit."

23:50 I work in security at a school, and I always tell the kids who groan about the rules I'm enforcing "It's not about the hundred, thousand, or even million times nothing happens, it's all about the one time something does." They finally understood the day one of them hung off our portable basketball nets, and it tipped over. The kid who did it was thankfully not hurt beyond scratches, but had to sit still among broken back glass until we could reach him and lift him out of there. You can bet the kids around that day and those the story spread to don't question me now.

Dissection Story: Kevin was lucky the teacher didn't give him a Skunk to dissect... I would have... And, YES! it would still have the scent glands in it...

The biting nun story was amazing

@Lord_Numpty

2 жыл бұрын

"Do unto others, and here's why."

@woofgbruk5947

2 жыл бұрын

You annoy Nuns at your own peril

When you are raised by a teacher, you will NEVER even consider any of these actions. Ever. I was still scared of that woman into my 30s. But boy, did I spend my entire school experience in Advanced Placement reading and english. She then wondered how I got hired as a writer who gets paid for it. Teacher Parents are scary as hell, and they form some kind of Voltron with all your other teachers and you are doomed. And yeah, your teacher parent comes home and gets on the phone with her other teacher pals to trade stories about the horror kids and how karma hit them in face that day and they LOVED it, but they wait to get home and all trade the Karma stories and they're really great about not losing it until they get in the car or something.

@tessaritter5339

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes. My husbands mother AND grandfather where teachers. I'm sure he always behaved well in school.

@havanadaurcy1321

2 жыл бұрын

Dad was a teacher. He also has a horror story of how 48 kids all got lead poisoning due to how close to a smelter the school was. He got out of there.

@QueenSunstar

2 жыл бұрын

My paternal grandfather was a teacher. He taught my US history class in high school. He also taught my third grade year. That year, I couldn’t get away with anything. All my dad had to do was threaten to call his dad.

@pocarski

2 жыл бұрын

My mom was a teacher for troubled and/or mentally handicapped children for a decade while I was growing up, and both of us also have autism. I'm impressed that I'm not a serial killer yet.

@CreamDollYT

Жыл бұрын

@@pocarski that was messed up to say. You just implied kids with autism will be serial killers. That's not right. I have autism and I'm HIGHLY offended by that

Not a teacher, but on a horsemanship camp we had a lad who was a real pain, messing around, being mean to the girls and generally making the camp less enjoyable. Our ethos openly encouraged inclusion so while i typically avoid his type like the plague, I didn't want to violate it, but he behaviour got to a point where I seriously considered discussing his involvement in our group with the program manager. I gave him a warning and he toned it down to get through the camp, though he fell in with others who where equally disruptive and work shy. Let that day however he was stupidly being impatient with his fellow sharers and tried to exercise his pony on a short rope. (We typically use 12ft ropes for such activities and he was using a lead rope of 5ft or less.) The horse whiped around and kicked him in the chest. He was uninjured, save for brusing and winded, but I decided he got his punishment for being an arse. He stuck with it for another 3 years if I remember correctly, and whilst we were low on members when he left, none of us cared.

Closest thing I can think of was to a kid called Tom back when I was in high school, We were in year 7, so 11/12 years old. Tom never had a nice word to say to anyone, not even those who were his friends. I think he had some behavioural issues? He didn't seem to do it for attention, or to get other kids to laugh...he just seemed to do it because he enjoyed being nasty? Anyway, one thing he always did was bully ginger kids, if he was feeling that way out he would spend an entire lesson making nasty comments to the nearest ginger kid (Which was me and a friend of mine) instead of listening or doing any work. I guess our science teacher was silently building up her revenge to our first lesson about the basics of genetics? To demonstrate dominant and recessive genes, she split the class into the corners by hair colour: Black, Brown, Blonde and Ginger. Tom goes to stand with the blonde kids, teacher tells him he is in the wrong group and points to the ginger corner where my friend and I were standing. He threw the biggest hissy fit, knocked stuff off desks, stomped his feet, screamed, almost cried because he was adamant he was blonde and not ginger. But she calmly told him that by her standards, he was ginger and to stand in the ginger corner. The class was silent, nobody dare say anything. He refused to leave the blonde corner, so she had him sent to the isolation unit. It never stopped him from bullying ginger kids like, but it was satisfying at the time to watch.

15:01 The reason he stopped thinking he was cool after not getting extra homework was because usually when the cool kids act 'cool', the teachers give them extra homework.

Its sad now days how many kids are undisciplined by parents

Was a biology major, the disection story made me laugh/gag. Disections smell bad enough without someone f*cking around.

This one time, a random classmate of mine kept touching, punching, and making fun of my friends. Before class, I said to my friend, “I hope something rather *unfortunate* happens to that guy.” He got hit with a basketball in the head, fell over and cried, was put in a wheelchair, and was let out of that wheelchair in like 5 minutes. I’m pretty sure he only got a wheelchair because he pretended he got a concussion cause some people are just like that.

"I had a student who was always late, turned in a bare minimum of work, always had excuses..." Sounds like GAME FREAK with Gen VIII.

@JaelinBezel

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer comparing it to AAA publishers like EA and Activision/Blizzard

@TheNomad94

2 жыл бұрын

The Pokémon community is so toxic, it even has to crap on the franchise on completely unrelated videos. You're credits to the human race, guys.

I was a biter. Bit the dogs until they yelped, it mamma cat, once... Bit other kids. Bit my mom, she bit me back, hard enough to bleed. Never bit any living thing again, except for food. I was a brat, I guess.

@ryuuthefrog3775

2 жыл бұрын

This is amazing. Pretty sure my mom did this to me or my brother, can't remember. Maybe it was a different family member with their kids. Either way, biting hurts like Hell and any kid who bites deserves this. Works, too.

@digimonalvatrax2738

2 жыл бұрын

I use to beat my elder bro as a kid until my mom whooped me. She regrets it but it was the only reason I stopped

I know this kid in my grade who punched the principal of our high school in the balls. He didn’t get expelled surprisingly. I think he has SERIOUS anger issues because a lot of stuff like this has happened before (hospitalisations).

When I was in third grade, there was this troublemaker. Let’s call him Jaylen, because that’s his name. He was a jerk to pretty much EVERYONE. Important for later, field day was coming up. One day, we interacted. He was trying to show me a “real” push-up and he did one himself. Then we had an argument and he eventually flipped me off. In shock, I immediately went over to the teacher and told him about it. He talked with him, and then he talked with me. He would not be going to field day. I have not been that satisfied since.

I babysit a group of kids and this one girl who was more advanced than the others (she's 3 but speaks and learns as if she's 6) and really harbored on her personal space. There's this boy who I speculated had a crush on her and he'd be really hansy with touchy with hugs and unwanted attention. This got me into teaching more about personal space and keeping our hands to ourselves. Well one day, the girl was having a toy tea party with the other girls and he came from behind and hugged her hard enough for her to fall. She gets mad and slams him hard enough on the floor to make a sound. He starts to cry but she's lecturing him about her space. She was VERY firm and to the point and said if he wouldn't leave her personal space alone they wouldn't be friends. She went back to her tea party and the boy ran to me to tattle crying. I told him that's what happens and to listen to her if he still wanted to be friends. After some more personal space teachings he got alot better at it and now they're better friends. I know I shouldn't condone it, but the way she got up and slammed him to the ground was pretty funny with how small these kids are, and yeah, I'm not gonna punish the girl for sticking up for herself.

12:56 flautist here, I’m glad I haven’t been with people like that

15:46 These are the types of dudes that end up becoming serial killers…

14:03 This sounds like one of my favorite South Park episodes where Cartman would not stop harrassing Wendy and making fun of breast cancer. She wasnt able to retaliate until Principal Victoria called her into her office and explained she was a breast cancer survivor, and in paraphrased words she basically told her she had permission to beat the everloving shit out of Cartman without concequences. So she did and it was one of the most glorious scenes in TV history

“Kid bit himself and blamed me” been there, but in my case I was known for always telling the truth so the principle had us bite paper and I was sent back to class.

Chucklefuck is my new insult

I've heard the story at 12:05 so many times and I often wonder if that arrogant headass ever learned his lesson.

it just slipped out of my hand" "i didnt kill my brother, he slipped on a banana and fell upstairs"

I have two stories from high schoolers I knew. Steven, who was in a civics and careers class, instead of doing work, decided to write a script that would type out "Please get me out of this class" or something to that effect and he basically buggered the computer doing so because he didn't know how to terminate the program, so got sent to the principals office. Then my buddy Ryan. He did literally everything to not do work in this one math teachers class, and would often pull stuff so efficient, that the teacher would get pissed at him. In addition to that, he'd write all tests and homework in pen, in spite of the teacher explicitly saying not to. In the end, he was unofficially marked down with an 18% in the class, unofficially because anything below a 50% grade was marked as incomplete or a fail. Why he continued with academic math I have no idea. All I know is he had to take grade 13 because of how many classes he failed and had to take supplementary courses to get his 40 credits to graduate.

This is a dark one but I think it fits here. When I was a sophmore at Temecula Valley High School, a junior was in a really great teachers class (lets call him Mr. X) and in Mr X's class (he teaches all aspects of human biology and anatomy) there is a project where the students are put in groups of 3: 1 student is blindfolded and the 2 others are there to help guide the blindfolded one for the entire class day. This project was to show the experiences of what its like being blind. For over a decade this project was a fun treat for the school but one kid ruined everything. Lets call him K. K was always a showoffy douche and he had a pretty big ego that he flaunted. Before I explain what happened, I need to express that K is still alive and thriving. So anyway his group was walking around during class and K had this "bright idea" to sit on the railings outside the classroom. Problem is its next to 3 flights of stairs. Hes goofing around and his 2 partners plead for him to come down, he jokingly leaned back and thats when he fell. He fell 2 1/2 stories and landed straight on his head, busting it open completely. Rightfully so the 2 girls panicked and 911 was called. When class got out everyone was confused because a quarter of the school was sectioned off with crime scene tape and ambulances/police cars. I immediately thought someone jumped and killed themselves (not uncommon here). For a good week or so the place remained sectioned off. The rest of my time at the school I always saw the giant blood puddle stain at the bottom of the stairs as a reminder to always think before I act. Im pretty sure the stain is still there and it happened in 2016

A child attacked the sweetest teacher of my 5th grade *He still isn't at school. He was suspended for a week...* *6 MONTHS AGO!*

I can somewhat relate to the dissection story. My sister had a partner who was Freddy Kruger’s son and mine was a chef. He kept mixing everything like he was baking a cake 😖😖😖

Girl in my school ate a teachers science experiment a donut with worms and she announced if you ate it you need to go to the hospital after she didnt step forward the next day her mom showed up asking wtf! stealing did not pay off

22:05 "He sent me an email of a frowny face with a bunch of parentheses like this:" Like what? What does it look like?

I was a substitute teacher at most of the schools in my area from K-12. Public schooling has shown me why my newborn child will be homeschooled, online schooled, or I will talk to many of the religious schools in my area. Anyways, one of the classes I taught was Biology to seniors and it was easy as watching waves roll while sitting on a beach because they were going through a documentary on something and taking notes on it. Then I had one student that needed to be the center of everyone's attention and belligerent as hell. I cut him off and got a few laughs from other students by pointing out how wrong he was on every comment he had to interrupt the show. I eventually called the Principal down and when I asked why I said his name he came instantly. Over the summer I was working at my usual job in a lumber yard and one of my favorite contractors came in for supplies. Guess who was his green horn for the summer? I told him the story and when his worker saw me being friendly with his boss he looked like he just crapped himself. I am not sure what happened but the contractor assumed me that the boy learned to me more polite by the end of the summer.

20:32, plot twist, Brandon sues the entire school district and fires the teachers for their bullshit and Brandon knew that everyone had it in for him since day one. Brandon wins the case and becomes a multi-billionaire.

I feel bad for all the kids in this who got caught up in their parents' nonsense

Speaking of Karma, there was this kid on Roblox making fun of me for wanting the intensity on a flood escape thing to be lowered cause the game would lag. They were calling me broke then died on medium, aka: The lowest difficulty

@lavenderpotato5734

2 жыл бұрын

They wanted the intensity to be extreme

man that first story, i have a similar story but without the happy ending. i worked at a school as a first job, i was a class assistant (i think that's what it's called in english?) and there were several "problem" kids but one of them was violent, one day during recess he was chasing and hitting one of the girls in class so i grabbed him and dragged him inside and waited until the teacher came and we talked it all out then went on with the day like normal no problems between me and him then be didn't come to school for 2 days so the teacher tells me to call his mom so i do. as soon as i introduce myself she starts yelling saying that i tried to murder her son and how she's both gonna call the cops on he and have her brothers and cousin come to the school and beat me to death. apparently he had told his mom i tried to kill him and he's "to scared" to go to school if i'm there so i went to talk to the principal and because i was on a contract and the contract ended in only a week and we hadn't renewed it yet she just threw me under the bus and fired me early so that he could come back to school. never heard from the police or the crazy woman's family all i had to do was send an email with my side of the story to the principal.

The story about the chubby kid broke my heart. I'm not defending his actions, but it sounds like he has no structure at home and just needs better guidance. He is, after all, still a kid. And a reaction like that makes it seem like a good bit is going on, maybe wity his parents? I don't know, either way, I hope he's doing alot better.

3:38 honestly if you teach them young all kids can be “advanced” that’s literally what happened to me. The parents aren’t wrong for wanting him to be smart but they should have given him the help he needed no pressure not bragging etc. I heard that young kids in Mexico I think we’re learning long division before us 5th graders💀 with help kids can learn anything

8:15 “White version of Cleveland Brown Jr.” I laughed so hard I fricking farted. 😂😳💯💀🔥

for the biting stories and similar: If you’re going to be arrested for the crime, might as well do the crime!

Natural consequences/Karma story: When I was in middle school, One of my teachers (we’ll call her Mrs. Jones) told us this story that I feel is the epitome of natural consequences/instant Karma. This 7th or 8th grader we’ll call Steve is tipping/leaning his chair back repeatedly in class. Mrs. Jones warns him “Steve, quit tipping your chair”, but he keeps doing it. What does he do after the 5th time or so? He tips his chair back AGAIN - only this time, he tips it so far back he falls off of it, sending him on a one-way trip to the emergency room with a broken arm. That finally got Steve to quit tipping his chair.

3:40 DEAR GOD I THOUGH THAT WAS ME LMFAO

My brother got lit on fire on the bus. Not a major fire, no injuries, just singed his bag. But he's dumb enough just to watch and show mom the singer with a dopey grin.

we should make a series about kids who owned toxic kids in their class or soemthing

All teachers should be issued a police K9 partner to take down of all the lil douchenozzles, jerks, etc. Ya know, Standard Chihuahuas for 1st graders, Toy Poodles for 2nd grade & so on up to high school where we get into your larger Pit Bulls & German Shepherds.

@mathieuleader8601

2 жыл бұрын

against the 6th amendment

@natanaeldamian2192

2 жыл бұрын

@@mathieuleader8601 8th

@paxhumana2015

2 жыл бұрын

@Bill Olsen, et al, and congratulations, you just doomed the public school system even more so than COViD-19 and bus driver shortages. I hope that you power hungry pricks lose your teaching licenses permanently for that shit.

@billolsen4360

2 жыл бұрын

@@paxhumana2015 HA hahahahahaha Everybody gets so lit up by a silly joke

@superevilscientistgamer5939

2 жыл бұрын

And the higher up you are on the admin ladder, the bigger your dog is - the principal has a Tibetan Mastiff or something

when i was like 5 my bully pretended to fall over to blame me, only she actually did fall over, straight on her face, and knocked 2 teeth out. but that backfired on me cus she still blamed me and i got yelled at so much and i couldnt go out to break for half a year, talk about child neglect

Just recently is when I found out about the truth behind my fake friend's tactic of abandoning our friendship just to befriend a bad influence. She actually almost didn't graduate middle school because she frequently got in trouble with principal reports and failing grades. Her parents really wanted her to lose contact with the bad influence, so they enrolled her to a rival high school of our community as a hopeful way for her to start over with making new friends with nice people. She eventually stopped being mean and finally realized why it's a good thing she no longer contacts the bad influence. She graduated high school and college and is currently studying for law school.😯

The football one I can relate too I was taller and bigger than most kids in middle school but I constantly got run over until during bowl in the ring I leveled 3 people in a row one was a lineman and quite heavier than me, the thing was the rest of the team didn’t realize at the time getting low for a hit and basically squaring weren’t the same

The story at 11:40 is just unbelievable. He had enough talent to get into Julliard and even land a job with a symphony and ended up out of the profession? Some people are their own worst enemies.

The egotistical maniac of a flutist is like icarus but somehow worse

2:14 I died at that part

Kids biting themselves and blaming others. Did no-one think to compare teeth marks?

Choked ray lol 😂

Man, Read out Loud. Brings back memories 💭 it was the worst being interested in the book and the rest of the class wouldn't shut the phuck up

Not a teacher, not a student. But a young woman had her leg in the aisle on the bus and wouldn't move so that I could get by with my bags of groceries. I struggled past and took my seat. When the bus stopped at my stop she was off balance and fell out of her seat. Yes, I laughed.

14:47 I love this story simply because of the fact the teacher demonstrated with this single move that they are aware of how their students feel. You can't tell me a teacher that's just coasting by would pull a stunt like this. This teacher is so dedicated, they are willing to get to know their students and use that to their advantage. Sure, everyone else got caught in the crossfire, but it was a worthy sacrifice to get this kid to stop doing stupid shit.

Basketball wizard I freaking LOVE IT!!!😆😂🤣

Old Nuns don’t put up with any bullshit.