the fact that the subtitles are wrong makes this way funnier

@RosieWilliamOlivia

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same 😂

@frankanthony8771

2 жыл бұрын

Only wrong in a couple of places and I can't find the original video to make the corrections

@frankanthony8771

Жыл бұрын

@Auspician Yes, I am. It was done in a hurry and I'm going deaf as well as daft. Do you have a link to the original show, please?

@gregjones3660

Жыл бұрын

That is funny isn’t it you cont

@bruceinmyheart

Жыл бұрын

You mean the subtitles are Tom. 😁

“Where in America is that? Dublin” has me on the ground ahhahaha

@Pteromandias

Жыл бұрын

Funny, we have a town here in Texas called Dublin. It's where Dr. Pepper soda was first bottled.

@LuIsSaNcHeZ510

Жыл бұрын

There’s a Dublin in California too

@donrobertson4940

Жыл бұрын

You from the same part of England as dick van duke?

@loveletters5937

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Pepper shoulda kept his roaster mooth shut in front i thi 'Wegian if he didnae want bottling!

@wordofyourbody3252

Жыл бұрын

There’s a Dublin in Ohio- it’s where the Wendy’s Headquarters is.

Whoever thought of Scottish DJ Jesus is a visionary

@aclark903

Жыл бұрын

#GodisaDJ

@muiresuilgorm3452

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@meisteremm

Жыл бұрын

I don't think Jesus could have been Scottish, for he did not headbutt enough people.

@aclark903

Жыл бұрын

@@meisteremm Or any, to be precise.

@meisteremm

Жыл бұрын

@@aclark903 You didn't read that part in the Book of Luke where Jesus headbutted some cunt for bumping into him and then walking on like nothing happened?

Even as a American, when the Scot is like, "voice recognition technology?" I'm like, "even this guy knows thats a BAD IDEA!"

@thedrinkinggamemaker9749

3 ай бұрын

What's the point? Just press the feckin buttons

@JnEricsonx

3 ай бұрын

@@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 no buttons.

The taller guy trying to say eleven in an English accent has me on the floor.... To this day, it's too funny when my brother does it! 😂😂

@piggypiggypig1746

Жыл бұрын

This will really blow your mind, it was the shorter guy who attempted the English accent. xD

@doraanderson7403

Жыл бұрын

@@piggypiggypig1746 Ah, i must have mixed it up, either way, It's still too funny for words! 😁😁😂😂😂😂

I was laughing out loud. Even the subtitles aren't quite getting the words right. :D

This is Excellent. Great imagination and perfectly executed. i'd like more of this.

@TheLambLive

Жыл бұрын

It's called Burnistoun.

I love how the subtitles have mistakes in them/are incorrect, it makes it even better.

As an Australian, I relate to the voice recognition bit!

@geoffsecombe

Жыл бұрын

I was in a shop in Scotland (of all places) and asked the woman behind the counter for a can of coke, in what I considered to be my gentle and refined Australian accent. She gave me a Kit-Kat.

I've been with my Glaswegian partner for 15 years. I'm still asking him to repeat himself haha :o)

The elevator scetch is simply amazing, it is so funny I almost fell from my chair!!!

I haven't laughed this hard for YEARS!!!! And then people wonder why I love Scotland.

@steffenrosmus9177

Жыл бұрын

That must be weird aka British people🤣🤣🤣

Never underestimate the power of silly comedy.

At some point I would have tried "ten" and walked the last bit taking the stairs XD!

@himmelsdemon

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I came up with, nice to see a like mind!

@darienhigh

Жыл бұрын

I would've done the same

The scenes are all from Burniston, it's a Scottish comedy programme

@anishmaitra5934

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@rcisneros8567

Жыл бұрын

Thanks. spelled Burnistoun

The subtitles on this were pure rank man

@frankanthony8771

2 жыл бұрын

Pat of its beauty! 😇

@frankanthony8771

2 жыл бұрын

I know. I knew a long time ago. BUT I can't find the original footage to change them.

@1nikg

Жыл бұрын

Aye tank rotten

I love the scots sense of humor, a lot less buzz Killington than the English sometimes.

7 Scots stayed stuck in a lift with voice recognition xD

Voice recognition has me in stitches every time

Hahahahahaha. In fact, trying on a Southern American accent in that elevator with that word would've made things even harder for them, since traditionally we stress the first syllable (E-leven, not e-LE-ven)

@cyclpiancitydweller9517

Жыл бұрын

Southern or Bostonian.

US Cavalry in the west hears drums. General Custer: "Those are war drums!" Glasweigan Sergeant: "The thievin' bastards!!"

@Polkazavr

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it, can you explain please?

@Peter_Schiavo

Жыл бұрын

@@Polkazavr "Those are our drums."

Absolutely hilarious!!! Still game series is a hit too.

one of the funniest video worldwide, at the moment. Very well realized and interpretated. Really a god job bros

This is brilliant. Simple but genius

Whats funniest about this is its totally true. Where I used to live was on the border of Scotland and England. The problem is when voice recognition first came out it only did the stereotypical English or Scottish accent. Our area has an awful blend of English and Scottish and no voice recognition could understand a word we said. It got so bad they had to have an attendant stand at the lift in our local area who had a very English accent. It took them over a year to sort this situation out and when they did sort it out no one would get in the lift cause no one trusted it without the attendant lol.

After 10 years these are getting recommend KZread has weird algorithm But it still made me laugh 🤣, simple nice comedy.

Neb'dy knows the plight of Scotts NEB'DY!

Laughed so hard tears were rolling out of my eyes.

OLIVIAN, ALEVEN, ÜLIVIN, ÖLAVEN, ÅLËVÔN, ETC. ETC... 😂😂😂

Un video divertentissimo. Un saluto dalla Sicilia! A very funny Video (y) Greetings from Sicily!

In 1994 ,I bought a fender stratocaster deluxe plus from a shop in hemel Hempstead. The salesman was an Irish looking Scot and when describing the crimson Ash colour, he said that the GREEN was prominent. I realised a few seconds later that he meant the GRAIN of the wood. I would rather of had a nest of hornets shoved up my arse then own a green guitar

3:25 you transcribed that part wrong, he said, “that we’d be going aff our nuts at it”, which in English basically means they knew we would be going crazy/getting angry trying to make it work.

In the name of me

OMG !!!! "i'm not begging that for nothing" :D , i laughed out very loud...

Or just take us anywhere you COW, just open the doors! Man! i love it! Hahahaha LOL

Where was this all these years😆 this should get millions likes

I was wondering why I could understand every word they say, then I realised I was reading the subtitles, I close my eyes and I can't understand a single sentence

@nope110

Жыл бұрын

The subtitles are completely wrong

@1nikg

Жыл бұрын

I think he means the subtitles put in place by the uploader

Me talking tae Alexa , asking for an alarm tae be set 😄❤

Scottish humour is criminally underrated

Don't laugh at the lift sketch too much, this is a glimpse of the future, unnecessary electronic shite causing mega stress!! Douglas Adams predicted this 40 years ago, as all 'Hitch hikers guide to the universe' fans will remember!!

I don't know how to say "eleven" anymore after that🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

OH CMON i was sure in the end the voice was going to tell them that the building only has 10 floors ! cmon it was right there....

That's some funny stuff . Brilliant 👏 best comedy I've seen in years

Just wonderful

Such great humour. Brilliant. And I thought I liked British comedy.

Heh, I thought I was going to watch a video about the Glaswegian accent. This was good enough though.

Scottish jesus, being a dj. That was hilarious

Such a wonderful show

Eleven in scottish: aleven - all even, and eleven is 11. Which ish a tied score. It all makes sense nu.

@calcaleb7041

Жыл бұрын

*a lemon

Brilliant! As a Sassenach, I love Scottish comedy.

Even the subtitles are hilarious in places 😂

When you're brazilian and realize scots say "eleven" just like you. Fuck tryin get the "right" pronunciation, it was already right!

This is just gold

The fact that i can laugh because thereis a subtitle is just peak comedy

The lift has made me laugh for years

I love the lift skit. Very funny

This is absolutely hilarious!

The guy: "Calm?... Calm?..." The subtitle:"Tom?... Tom?..." Lmao

Jeeezzz This is Great...Brill....Feckin Ace 😂👍😁 Luv it..... Just watched this again........😂😂😂 ELEVEN FFS ...... Better than the first time 👍

They should have tried other levels/floors like TEN and walk a floor up.

Very hard laughing after a disastrous Day, thank you!!!!!!

@MoonSpinners

Жыл бұрын

Now all I can think about, is what made your day disastrous? I’m a nosey cow 😂

@Gribootvod

Жыл бұрын

@@MoonSpinners still thinking about it?

@MoonSpinners

Жыл бұрын

@@Gribootvod …you know I am 😂

elevator episode was amazing

3:09 "This is a voice activated aligator" ?

Boy that escalated quickly. But when can you expect if you install voice recognition in scotland

According to other comments this is from Burnistoun? Never heard of or seen this before. Thank you oh wise and powerful algorithm.... edit: Ooookay so there's like six seasons with my Britbox subscription. I know what I'm binge watching for awhile.

Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣

That was quite good

best accent ever heard

I cried my eyes out laughing.

its beautiful

Brullyant!!! Yer right 'Still Game' is 'the berries' tey...thanx for the laffs...

Well this goes for the entire Scottish language but the glaswegians use alot more Scottish words than anyone does in Edinburgh for instance

@frankanthony8771

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe because Edinburgh is reputed to have the best English in the Western world. I repeat REPUTED - it ain't necessarily so.

@GeMcR

2 жыл бұрын

Reason for that is that Edinburgh is full of students from England. Git yersel tae an auld mans pub in Leith instead!

@lucabrasi8420

Жыл бұрын

Talking shite. Mid Lothian, East Lothian etc have they're own dialect just like the majority of Scotland does to some degree with some word's used in any region and others more localised. While their are people who speak English to the degree they could pass for English in Edinburgh they are far from the norm or mass population.

@benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095

Жыл бұрын

@@lucabrasi8420 Yes and no. Folk from Edinburgh do speak more clearly than Weegies. I agree with you that in north Edinburgh and Leith, the accent/dialect is strong and distinct, but it's still easier to understand than Weegie.

@marke8313

Жыл бұрын

@@lucabrasi8420 aye they call a roll n chips a chip roll up there eh 😬

Love burniston great choice

That elevator bit was funny

That was really funny.

Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

Pure class

That's really funny!

Thanks youtube recommendation

this explains why the elevator at work suddenly had 'Voice recognition' and people cursing loudly from inside it ...

They could just say "Ten" and walk a floor, but they had PRINCIPLES

Aye, thanks mate

Trixie Mattel is really good looking out of drag

Mate you got a good couple a these wrang, the translations I mean

@frankanthony8771

2 жыл бұрын

I know. But I can't find the original footage to change them. 😇🤔

I’m in a room full of people who don’t know me yet and you’re havin me on the floor laughing my arse off this isn’t fair

Had a Motorola Razor phone circa 2007 that had Name Dial voice activated. Trying to use it had my kids in stitches. It don't work in Scotland

"Tom......Tom" 🤣

The bearded DJ looks like Asmongold

Even the subtitles got parts wrong.. Apparently "off our nuts" is "going for months" 😂

American laughing his ass off. Thank you!

I fucking love your lingo,.mates!

So this is where the animation meme came from!!

I like this

Siri understands me,and I'm from glesgae .

I am dying of laughter!

Oddly enough there is at least one place in America called Dublin, in California, but there could be more.

@kristopherjames1742

Жыл бұрын

There are 11

I'm a Geordie and I have exactly the same problem. My car's satnav always wants to take me to Newcastle. Aaaagh.

Aww comon...bring this back out..😂😂😂😂😂😂

ive just found this and still game is on netflix im only 10 years late

@cutdepiefails6596

2 жыл бұрын

Is the lift scene from "Still Game"?

@ALLMETAL1970

Жыл бұрын

@@cutdepiefails6596 naw, it's fae burniston. I'm Scottish anol (as well).

Still Game is fantastic but there is a wealth of other great Scottish comedy produced via BBC Scotland ❣