"we're friends with them now, the germans not the scousers" cracked me up lol

@B--ko2xt

7 ай бұрын

We all heard it mate

"were friends with them now of course, the Germans not the scousers" hahaahah

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't for us scousers. The Atlantic front wouldn't have happened. But he is playing a role.

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

@dxn smith Don't be stupid. No one would eat a man united supporter.

@tomk5684

4 жыл бұрын

I read that when it was said in the video

@Ryan-kn6xd

4 жыл бұрын

dxn smith That’s just not funny

@Ryan-kn6xd

4 жыл бұрын

dxn smith you need to talk to a bird you fat wool hahahaha

As a scotsman I can confirm this is hilarious, you cannot beat the Great British sense of humour! All hail the ale!

@ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828

4 жыл бұрын

Fk ya French letter. Britain is my potty

@jamesjones8720

4 жыл бұрын

Lewis as a Welshman , I wanted the piss taken out of us more, but that’s just us brits👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 we are a breed apart mate🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪

@MurrayC_11

4 жыл бұрын

It’s pish

@roadhouse6999

4 жыл бұрын

So which kind Scotsman are you? The cow with a cough, the terrier, the guy having his junk rubbed with warm and wet leather, or the opening door?

@jamesjones8720

4 жыл бұрын

Audrey Buchan And you are not Scottish , you just a hater

I’m Geordie and I can confirm this was 100% accurate

@franksinatra9579

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft Is epic are you also 10

@TheophilusPWildbeest

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a mackem and you're right, especially the bit about the Scots getting off the train, taking one look around central station, then fukin' off back to Scotland as fast as possible.

@xp3r670

4 жыл бұрын

Where abouts are you from?

@nufcbenson3877

4 жыл бұрын

Anyoldion is it good in league 1

@TheophilusPWildbeest

4 жыл бұрын

@@nufcbenson3877 We do not go seeking glory , we only seek peace in the world, because we know that peace in the world is more likely than us being promoted to the championship.

Al ye forgot the 5th type of scot, the one which goes through all 4 above seamlessly in the same sentence lol

@TheWPhilosopher

4 жыл бұрын

The ultimate Scott-ish

@atit4096

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot the one that always sounds like hes had 15 newky browns

@JulieWallis1963

2 жыл бұрын

1:40 he does say “at _least_ four types of Scot”

@williamlewis7023

2 жыл бұрын

In other wors me ma

Al Murray is a historian an intellect and is a descendant from Scottish aristocracy his grandfather a British ambassador married into the kuenburg family of the Holy Roman Empire he really does have an interesting background

@SGuy889

Жыл бұрын

Establishment then . Typical

@wessexdruid7598

10 ай бұрын

@@SGuy889 Typical of what, out of interest?

@annamack5823

9 ай бұрын

@@SGuy889 Well, that's certainly not an authentic Cockney accent.

@timothyduggan2263

9 ай бұрын

​@@annamack5823You may be shocked to hear he's not really a pub landlord either...

@annamack5823

9 ай бұрын

@@timothyduggan2263 I was simply commenting on how poor his Cockney accent is 🙄

The Scotsman and Scouser radio jamming had me reaching for the defibrillator...funny as f***, sorry...

The Spanish works well for this. Its like a bunch of countries rammed together, some people want to leave, theres a bunch of different languages and cultures, many many autonomous zones, different weather zones etc etc. We are the Span-ish

@hamster4810

2 жыл бұрын

Ish

@indiekiddrugpatrol3117

Жыл бұрын

It's strange how similar how Britain and Spain are

3:01 my tea came out my nose!

@superluukiee

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you weren't referring to your dinner

@coldstreamer9574

4 жыл бұрын

@@superluukiee definitely the liquid kind, not entirely sure chunks through the nose is advisable.

@superluukiee

4 жыл бұрын

@@coldstreamer9574 Depends how much you chew on it.

@coldstreamer9574

4 жыл бұрын

@@superluukiee well, there probably isn't much time for chewing with the mouth so close to the nose so on that basis I'm gonna struggle to pass a roast potato or a lamb chop through my nose.

@superluukiee

4 жыл бұрын

@@coldstreamer9574 The gravy perhaps?

British humour Ade Edmondson: (talking about Rik Mayall) ‘then he went and died without me. Selfish bastard’

As a Geordie I can confirm you’ll hear that exact whale song when you walk past the Black Garter pub in town.

I lost it at the geordie whale song🤣🤣🤣

@RatelHBadger

4 жыл бұрын

SHEEEEEEREERRRRRR

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

Can't get enough of this accent humor from Europe... I live in Canada, and find this shit fascinating

@MedalionDS9

3 жыл бұрын

@michi veritas You're right... and I know the difference... but I always assume what others think... that Americans just use the Internet more and they feel uncomfortable with any other spelling lol

@heleneardleytaylor25

2 жыл бұрын

@@MedalionDS9 U realise you are talking to nobody

@MedalionDS9

2 жыл бұрын

@@heleneardleytaylor25 No, I was talking to somebody but they removed their comment

@heleneardleytaylor25

2 жыл бұрын

@@MedalionDS9 Yeah I thought that happened hate it when that happens

@chap666ish

2 жыл бұрын

Europe? Europe??!?

Only glad that I’m a Yorkshireman and so don’t have an accent.

@cyclingmadhedgehog8860

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from Bradford. We all have accents!

@jarredwoolis4929

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 whhhoooossshhhh

@jamesstimpson9271

4 жыл бұрын

And it’s over the top bar, tragic stuff

@thenandnow111

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 A strange name for a Muslim, Emma.

@cyclingmadhedgehog8860

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Protestant.

'Wheres me' giro...' Absolute class

@exxonein7729

4 жыл бұрын

But seriously, where the fuck is it?

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@exxonein7729 Some Baghdad robbed it. So he can get some coke to make his shreddies frosty.

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

What was the last line he said

@rainbowstar762

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbsoluteAbsurd it was "surprise surprise", a tv show cilla black presented, who is a scouser herself

@stevendouglas3860

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowstar762 spent more of her life , 50 yrs in Surrey .

We're friends now of course...the Germans..not the Scousers! Cutting!

@gaz124124

4 жыл бұрын

As a scouser i love that line, this man is a genius

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

Luckily for us. It means we don't have to deal with Londonistan.

@Cosmic-Wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

Dont worry we dont wana be friends with any english. Build a wall we cant stand england

@irons6229

4 жыл бұрын

JAYW0151 sorry ard

@stevelomas4119

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cosmic-Wanderer Ithink the English on the whole would pay to have a wall built...crime rate would go down 80% for a start.

Being a geordie myself I cried at that how funny but the scouse one was brilliant as well

@pitmatix1457

4 жыл бұрын

Durham born but grew up in the South. The Geordie whale song bit manages to take the piss out of and make me miss my North Durham accent.

@simonmorris4226

4 жыл бұрын

@@pitmatix1457 whay hey Bonny lad!

@David-fd8hy

3 жыл бұрын

@@pitmatix1457 hahaha, Durham makes you pretty much a mackem mate 😂

@RevolutionibusOrbiumCoelestium

3 жыл бұрын

David Conley - how man that’s a bit harsh, nee need to insult the lad. Durham’s not *THAT* bad... 🤣

I don’t get the geordie whale song, however, I was in tears at ‘the Germans not the scousers that is’😂😂

@HammycheW

4 жыл бұрын

mainly about Newcastle United fans

@TheophilusPWildbeest

4 жыл бұрын

"Toon" means town, but pronounced as in cartoon, and often yelled by the footie fans as "toon" or "toon-army". But they get stuck at five letter words and have been known to vent their frustration by punching police horses.

@Heneggsboss

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheophilusPWildbeest couldnt have put ig better mesel' (as a half-geordie)

@danieloliver4558

4 жыл бұрын

Shame cause it’s the best bit

@plug4uk696

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously you've never heard a Geordie speak then Lol ;-)

Having been born in the centre of Newcastle, I almost totally lost my sh*t and fell over the edge at the Geordie bit ... 😂

@neilt7145

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Benwell lad living in Scotland and thought the whole performance was spot on, especially about the Scousers and their wheel hubs 😂😂

Love all our accents we have, so diverse. The language is just exquisite though, with all its pretty little enormous load of diction for lots of nice people to do lots and lots of nice things with it. Cuddle time

Two Geordies on a country walk..... " Divvent step on that turd man. " " Howay man. It's not a turd it's a frog! "

The bit about Scouse radio jammers is one of the funniest things I've watched on KZread, convulsed with laughter

"Orc-like people" i love it lol

Spot on!!! I'm a frog,been living in the uk for donkey years when younger,i really miss it at times but not the hangover lol But yes,he's a smashing comedian!

How Al Murray isn’t PM is beyond me. One of the funniest men alive.

@mike.47

4 жыл бұрын

Bluepurgatory1 at least I know how to spell. It should be “Oh dear, ARE you always this stupid” go back to school and learn some grammar!

@StillAliveAndKicking_

4 жыл бұрын

We elect someone who becomes a joke, not someone who can tell a joke. Subtle distinction.

@Damo2690

4 жыл бұрын

He stood as a canidate for MP to try and get more votes than Nigale Farage and UKIP. If fail to be an MP you cant be PM

@littlebag123

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Wilkinson we have got lots of idiots making life a misery we don’t need anymore, for one Diane Abbott she’s something to laugh at. She’s even funnier than that idiot

@Terrezio

4 жыл бұрын

Bluepurgatory1 you fucked yourself there pal😂😂😂

This is like a university lecture on British culture.

His radio static impression is brilliant. I might steal it for my phone's ringtone

It’s great that we have a comedian like Al Murray. I feared Billy Connelly would be the last.

@shanginadildo

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but Billy isn't on this mans level

@johncarroll772

Жыл бұрын

@johnshaw3060 good grief you are delusional

@TheBostonR

10 ай бұрын

@@shanginadildo Billy C lost it when he made money.

@annamack5823

9 ай бұрын

@@shanginadildo They other way around, surely?

It doesn't get much better than this! I'm in tears, Al just floats my boat everytime.

My belly hurt laughing so hard.

Hi Al, Thank you you this, I haven’t seen it yet! I know you are great. For all the people how haven’t posted, Thank you.

Welshing is when you keep dodging people you owe money to.

@_aywe348

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Welching ?

@mattfrancis4569

4 жыл бұрын

lol how do u know?

@magisterrleth3129

4 жыл бұрын

@@_aywe348 Nae, it's a pun.

@magisterrleth3129

4 жыл бұрын

@Cymro 65 You sound like you're Welsh, which means you're inherently bitter. I'd be too if I knew that by the time I turned 60, no one would be able to understand a single word coming out of my mouth.

@magisterrleth3129

4 жыл бұрын

@Cymro 65 I was just kidding around, dude.

0:32 made even funnier because the Welsh are actually the true Britons 😂😂

@xp3r670

4 жыл бұрын

No they aren't

@fuzzasco4896

4 жыл бұрын

@@xp3r670 Yes they were. Sheep were here long before Man, and shall be here long after He is gone.

@daidavies90

4 жыл бұрын

@@xp3r670 fuck me 😂🤦‍♂️

@daidavies90

4 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzasco4896 the intellectuals strike again 🤣🤣

@xp3r670

4 жыл бұрын

@Cymro 65 the english arent from Germany man, theyre from denmark and northern germany/Netherlands

One word: “Jock-i-ta-tude”... ...PRICELESS! 😂😂😂

@Beatdownkioskman

3 жыл бұрын

Jocklitude*

Al, I've only recently discovered you, but as an American Anglophile, I think you are absolutely brilliant. I grew up watching Benny Hill, and you are even funnier than he was.

@emorynguyen1583

4 жыл бұрын

Ah so they’re called Anglophiles.. I’ve been saying Angloboo XD

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

Don Nguyen lol

@EfftupSmith

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say there is a LOT funnier than Benny Hill, but I suppose it was OK in its day. It hasn't aged well, where Faulty Towers is still as great as it was then.

@skinwahandsich

3 жыл бұрын

@@emorynguyen1583 they are called teaboos

@desertfoxxx98

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 95% sure you're not American only the natives are.

So much information in such short time!

Love your stuff Al, keep doing what your doing and please run for PM soon ;) We need your wisdom now during Covid-19 mate

I'm British and Scottish and confirm this comedian is legit a boss ass comedian and pretty accurate

@tantiwahopak101

4 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethrobertson4542 don't think so, a person can be texan and american at the same time. It's just a matter of bigger circles

@jgilly3362

4 жыл бұрын

@@tantiwahopak101 I've got american, Canadian, Scottish and British family members but I'm mainly British and Scottish so you are correct it also depends on your parents aswel so whatever they commented is irrelevant

@Yung_Mango

4 жыл бұрын

If you're Scottish there's no need to say you're also british because Scotland is in britain.

@codeobey6821

4 жыл бұрын

Mate Scotland is in Britain

@codeobey6821

4 жыл бұрын

J GILLY it’s not a problem man , I was just telling you just in case 😁

Thanks Al, brilliant as per.

Timeless classic you can watch this over and over outstanding 😂😂

This DVD was my favourite back in the day, fucking excellent routines

I from Coventry we just have a confused accent as we in the middle but thankfully we don't sound like brummie,s

@xTruncz

3 жыл бұрын

You sound half brunmie half northampton

@crowhillian58

2 жыл бұрын

You do a bit though.

Hi Murray, I would have agree that I'm from Scotland with a Scottish accent and you were liking it, but however because I'm not a scouser you made scousers savage with your voice and I burst into laughter think that this was the victory for you. 🙂

As a Geordie he nailed that 😂

God bless Al Murray

Glaswegian and can confirm this is 101 percent accurate

One of the best pieces of stand up around, incredibly funny 🤣🤣

Big shoutout to Stirling, good man 💪 sons of the rock

As a Geordie this was hilarious

A real comic and there are only a few left. They’ve all been replaced by Micael Mc Intyres so Adams Family friendly. Keep up the good work Al!

This crowd is stone cold?? What the hell? Are they all first-timers there by chance? Quality Landlord, as usual.

Upload the clip of your stand up about man creating weapons just to kill man etc! The truth of it makes it so funny 😂

The scouse one had me spitting my drink out 😂😂

Favourite comedian, ALL HAIL THE ALE

Brilliantish!

Loved it

I can only apologise of behalf of Scots, its all true..

@scootergrant8683

3 жыл бұрын

Don't. Imagine if we didn't have accent diversity.

@haggismuncher429

3 жыл бұрын

@@scootergrant8683 the main thing in life is to treat people how you want to be treated.

I didn’t know you had a channel subbed straight away. Get a few cans in Julie.

@peterandrews1177

4 жыл бұрын

And a white wine for yourself😉

My favourite kind of comedian...……….Funny and intelligent!

As an American, this creases me up beyond belief.

"we're friends with them now,the germany's not the scouser's" lost it there and spat my coffee all over my desk xD

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

xD

At least I can go to and sleep easy knowing I was born in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 sometimes the welsh have nightmares when we realise we live next door to England.

Brilliant!!

That man perfectly captured the sound of a door opening.

The geordie part got me

If you look at some of his first and second world war programs,there's not much he doesn't know,an accomplished historian

@racheltaylor6578

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Blazeby He studied modern history at Oxford university.

@B-A-L

2 жыл бұрын

Just don't get him started on the wrong parachutes used in the movie 'A Bridge Too Far'!

This was brilliant

He’s so frikken clever he makes me cry happy tears, which are the best kind

The Germans thing was hysterical!! I loved it! "Was ist los!? Mein funk ist kaput!" Brilliant.

Bloody hell!!! A funny comedian at last !!!

@madgy

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Alexander you should watch Russel howard

One of the most intelligent comedy sketches of all time!

Al is a genius!

Am scouse and love this 😂

His Scouser impression reminds me of Lemongrab from Adventure Time

5:10 scousers secret war work of german radios love it

Love it

So friggin funny best of Brit-ish comedy god bless the pub landlord oh and Al Murray who is actually more German than the Royals!!

As German native speaker I can confirm: his German is pretty good!

Fantastic, great...

Served with the Queens own Highlanders many years ago. They had every one of his Jock interpretations in the regiment.

hahah perfect for people that want to learn English from a "native speaker"!

Nearly wet myself at the Geordie Whale song 🤣🤣🇬🇧

That was just brilliant...

Such a funny guy. Love it.

As a scouser I have no idea what to think about this 😂😂

he is like my chemistry teacher

brilliant

Al Murray he's so fantastic, sycastic bar man, he's just a comdien people, sense of humour goes along way lol typical English man lol

Alastair James Murray, a great Scots name!!

@andyventures6574

2 жыл бұрын

Alastair James HEY Murray. Very much Scottish by descent. His father came down by parachute... (© spike milligan)

Geordie Whale Song? Brilliant!!!

Brilliant

This is tremendous stuff. He is doing a valuable public service countering jingoism and he should stop the mundane quiz drivel.

Fair to say this man is a genius

Warm Chamoy leather!! Bloody brilliant!! :-D

The cultural assassin of a wolverine in sheep's clothing-apart from that our Al is downright bril.

As well as the British and the Swedish the Polish are also ish people

@KazzaAMJ

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Spanish

@Fiddling_while_Rome_burns

4 жыл бұрын

and the Frenchish

@luke-alex

4 жыл бұрын

Finnish, Danish, any more?

@clairee4939

4 жыл бұрын

@Ian Thompson "The Irish are so ISH they don't know which ISH they are!"

WHAT A WONDERFULL ACCENT!

his Geordie skit was spot on, hilarious

3:08 Simon Cowell in the crowd

@darkin1484

4 жыл бұрын

Umm no? Where the top person? Not him lol

This guy is brilliant