Debunking Einstein: "Coz fat people would be quick on their feet, right?"

@yamanmustafa7574

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how that theory works. Fat people that move quickly have more kinectic energy than a fatty moving slowly.

@bensmith5581

4 жыл бұрын

@@yamanmustafa7574 what??? No way?? You don't say???

@luvee659

4 жыл бұрын

Fat people are actually so fast our eyes cannot load the frames because they move above 30fps, so we're actually 30 seconds late when we watch a fat person move

@voidstrider801

4 жыл бұрын

@@bensmith5581 The satire went over their head clearly.

@xMxYGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@NoNoNoNii a lot more than 1000 son

He finished his pint and the camera turns to the audience and when it came back to him he had a half full pint again wtf

@HolyFoxxUK

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Anderson he probably said “fuck this, I need another pint to finish this tune”. 😂

@andrewschofield5135

4 жыл бұрын

The self-refilling pint glass...now that is genius. I'll get one of those for home, and then my missus can concentrate on other domestic duties.

@johannesvonsaaz3987

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewschofield5135 let's face it mate. You ain't go no missus.

@Scouter5050

4 жыл бұрын

Needed another pint to satisfy his thirst before he died of debeerration

@finleydavison5858

4 жыл бұрын

That British for u

I was tripping balls on LSD when I realised that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and the alphabet song have the same tune. Fucking wrecked me.

@cortex383

3 жыл бұрын

So does ABC

@noahsnarleynvideos5826

2 жыл бұрын

@@cortex383 do you know what the alphabet is?

@mthunziphakathi4215

2 жыл бұрын

It came up when we were playing 30 seconds with family

@aDifferentJT

2 жыл бұрын

Baa Baa Black Sheep is a slightly different tune, but is a variation

@FlushGorgon

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahsnarleynvideos5826 It's 26 letters innit? Not 3.

One of the greatest things about Al Murray is how crazy intelligent he is despite how brash and ruthlessly unhinged the character he plays is lol. Greatest dichotomy ever. Fucking hilarious too.

@daveylaney6644

3 жыл бұрын

He's a Cambridge graduate you know. In history.

@kingcurry6594

3 жыл бұрын

@@daveylaney6644 He's an Oxford graduate actually, from St Edmund Hall.

@thfreakinacage

2 жыл бұрын

It works so well to his advantage because he's quick thinking in his responses with the audience :)

As a fat physicist, I really enjoyed that Einstein bit.

@jacobjozef65

3 жыл бұрын

Well, you’re not that fat

@chinablues3415

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobjozef65 , Well, you're not that physicist.

@callmequaz9052

3 жыл бұрын

@@chinablues3415 fat, you're not that well.

@dennis4462

3 жыл бұрын

Kazi, you know, as a musician, who's jealous of mozart, I felt that mozart bit

Anyone else notice his glass refilled when playing the piano

@GlossaME

4 жыл бұрын

yes!!!!!WHAT WAS THAT?!

@TehCoza

4 жыл бұрын

The video is spliced together with multiple performances of the same act.. when a particular joke has a better reaction you use that one. Its how all comedy specials are edited and recorded

@docrobust

4 жыл бұрын

@@TehCoza it would have been funny if a stage manager had appeared from behind the piano with a hose to just refill his beer that tiny bit

@davidcoshall8590

4 жыл бұрын

@@TehCoza Turns out you're the Genius then

@lordjoemott1683

4 жыл бұрын

Xorey Max Beatz hope it was magic.

Supply and demand, he’s asking for it, you’re going to give it to him! 🤣🤣

This had me in stitches !! Al Murray, I salute you sir.

As well as being hilarious, Al Murray is also a magician. If you look carefully, at 7 mins he almost downs his beer before placing his near empty pint glass on the piano, yet a few seconds later it's a third full - while he was still holding it playing the piano! How did that happen?

@Zegmaar_Bas

Жыл бұрын

They probably recorded multiple shows and combined the footage for the final result ;)

@forguanterasmus5794

4 ай бұрын

​@@Zegmaar_Basnah, it's because unlike jesus who can turn water into wine, the landlord can turn the tears of those who once thought they were right being corrected, into beeyah

E = I'm stuck in me chair.

@brokensilence6790

4 жыл бұрын

So am I, relatively speaking.

Fun fact, Mozart didn't actually write twinkle twinkle, but did a set of 12 variations on the tune which, at the time was a French nursery rhyme

@GeorgeOrwell101

4 жыл бұрын

Very true. The tune was well known centuries before Mozart. Many people will leave the show believing this “fact” and this urban myth

@munky342

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgeOrwell101 you know its a comedy show right? Not a history lesson. Right?

@9nikolai

4 жыл бұрын

@@munky342 People learn from anywhere and anything. They don't always realise the information they are getting is not entirely flawlessly correct.

@chanchaniscool

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's a comedy routine!

@awildhumanoid5436

4 жыл бұрын

Frerojaca or however the fuck you spell it

Einstein didn't kill himself

@experiment54

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Gall damn I’m 4 mois too late 😂

@banjopete

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Gall , I KNEW it!!

@InimitaPaul

3 жыл бұрын

In another dimension, not only did he kill himself, Tesla strapped him to the front of a plastic tank, gave him a remote control and he drove it into a giant cake and suffocated to death.

@alanbrown4451

3 жыл бұрын

@@InimitaPaul d

@OokamiKageGinGetsu

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong guy.

Getting both a economics and physics lesson with him 😂, and I’m a American 🇺🇸 much love from across the pond lol The Twinkle little star bit so true lol

@SpeckleKen

11 ай бұрын

But not true at all. It was a published tune before Mozart was born, and he didn't write his variations on it until he was around 25.

All these comments correcting historical facts. Must b annoying not being able to enjoy a brilliant stand up routine,without turning into trivial fact genius.

Issac Newton, Master of The Mint would make a good tv series. He hunted counterfeiters and coin shavers.

@richardshepherd4157

4 жыл бұрын

It was a radio series on BBC radio 4

Just what Britain needs right now.

@davephillips8545

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a europhile Cambridge-educated comedian ripping the pish out of right wing publicans.

I didn't know that Private Pyle did stand-up.

@smiggy5768

4 жыл бұрын

No he's Private Joker

He was only..... He was only 3 years old...

@EliteNinjaTurtle

4 жыл бұрын

Classic

@davidelliott5843

4 жыл бұрын

Wonderful World Louis Armstrong uses the same tune. Syncopated but exactly the same notes.

@danthebikeguy447

4 жыл бұрын

Not really though. Al is using a little poetic license. Mozart started composing at 5. And he didn't write Twinkle Twinkle Little Star either. It's an old French folk song called Ah vous dirai-je, Maman.

@tylerdurden3722

4 жыл бұрын

@@danthebikeguy447 he wrote twelve variations of twinkle

@redclayscholar620

3 жыл бұрын

You are all wrong! It's the Alphabet Song! 😆

I thought i was high when they started singing twinkle twinkle

His old TV show, Time Gentlemen, Please, is well worth a watch.

just watched 2 hours of Al Murray and never laughed so much. Brilliant

Newton also said: "If I see far, it is because I am standing on the shoulders of giants." Your turn again.

@johnlacey7126

4 жыл бұрын

If I can't see far, it's because I'm not.

@brianwilson3952

4 жыл бұрын

Diedert Spijkerboer.. And Hawking said 'If I see far, its because I went to Specsavers.'

favourite one so far tbh

Ahahaha the amount of people who seem to miss the joke, the act is astounding.

@perrywidhalm114

4 жыл бұрын

Please take your meds ....

@nicolassosolic3760

4 жыл бұрын

Good on ya! You've got a sense of humoooor! lol

@allahspreadshate6486

3 жыл бұрын

Found the "I believe I'm smarter than most and will jump on any opportunity to display this to others" guy....

his pint @ 7:06 and his pint @ 7:16 lol he has his own Dr strange in the house

@sc4ofi31d

4 жыл бұрын

Well spotted

@36exposuresofgrain8

4 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell, how did it even....

@mopedmarathon

4 жыл бұрын

I was just seeing if anybody else noticed that. Maybe he did a mini sick back into the glass?

@delboytrotter8806

4 жыл бұрын

ben stiller .....que?

@mylordandsaviourisjesuschr7577

4 жыл бұрын

@@mopedmarathon sounds like Hilary Clinton!! Lol

ABC song is the same time as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Al Murry is a genius!

7:07 Glass pretty much empty 7:16 Glass refills like magic

@psionicinversion

3 жыл бұрын

doctor strange was in the background!

@greva2904

3 жыл бұрын

Probably two different performances over two nights spliced together.

Murray 😉❤️👍it's all about triangles I saw the sign 🤔is that a song 😉❤️👍

Nicely said there mate and your provin a point there son😂

7:15 beer is empty 7:18 it’s halffull again

"Oh yeah, no, what a suprise" 🤣🤣

Mozart - I am a vulgar man but my music is not

Omg that piano was out of tuned to fuck xD Thats what made it even more hilarious

If this was in your recommendations you're my kind of people.

As a physics student, I am not sure whether to laugh or be offended.

@eclecticx

3 жыл бұрын

Always choose laughter. There's too little in the world nowadays and way too many people way too quick to be offended.

@andrewjonathan5630

Жыл бұрын

As a student of physics, neither would be relevant, surely? Ask Brian Cox (not Life of, said, Brian). He’ll advise you. Better still, row back to Al Murray because he’ll both laugh and offend you. Case in point. Sir Isaac will give the momentum!

@andrewjonathan5630

Жыл бұрын

Only a giggle. Have a cheeky cheerful day tomorrow, dude :)

7:10 His pint glass is empty, but refills after a few seconds...

Ami's bakery revisited, the woman on the right is a lune

I love al’s comedy he is a comedy super hero.

Jane Taylor wrote Twinkle little star

"This ain't a bloody west end debut"

Poor Angela

This has just become 'Al Murray gets wasted and sings children's nursery rhymes.' *I'd pay for that shit.*

As a fat bloke, people are suprised as to how fast on my feet I can be. I choose not to, because conservation of energy

So comical to have a room full of adults sing a nursery rhyme :D

I guess that was the pub landlord before he ate all the Pork Scratchings?

7:08 wait how did his beer...?

I like Al, but I doubt he'd approve of me, but I don't mind. Obviously Alf Garnett has been influential in the direction of Al Murrays routine but the Landlord is open for business and is doing a roaring trade, his comedy is both intelligently written and performed, and finally if you don't like it then you will be Scotland Yard (barred) from the premises.

@leopold7562

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he'd love you, cos you've got a beautiful British name

Would have swore greatest genius of our or any time was Ronnie O' Sullivan!

Prime EDL trim

7:10 How did his beer magically refill

Genius!

It was actually Charles de Lusse who composed 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'. Mozart composed 12 variations based on it.

pfew, that's a french song actually....

You left out the best part Al: " it's the same tune as ba ba black sheep...the guilt killed him young."

Jane Taylor wrote "Twinkle..."

The Goering reference was to the blitz, heavily bombing East London which was not exactly a posh area. Al is forgetting that at 3 years old any musical composition is quite an achievement ..... and Mozart did go on to write some pretty great stuff when he was a bit older.

The uncharted drakes fortune was based of Francis Drake travels

A piano that magicly refills pint pots

@JonathanA86

4 жыл бұрын

A pub landlord's secret and nightmare!😂

@heathermcdougall2399

4 жыл бұрын

I want that piano.

@isaiahcampbell488

4 жыл бұрын

Someone hiding inside was filling it up. Every time the moved the bumped some strings.

Al Murray is the Genius here LMAO

As a musician, I loved the Mozart bit!! But, actually, Jane Taylor wrote Twinkle Twinkle in 1806 and Mozart just improved it by writing 12 variations on it when he was 25 years old.

Mozart infact did make 12 variations of twinkle twinkle little star, and those variations are some of the most difficult works in musical history

@erylprice-davies592

4 жыл бұрын

The variations are called “Ah, vous dirai-je Maman”....and not that difficult to play. Roughly grade 5 or 6 at most.

@dylancarey7979

4 жыл бұрын

It is exponentially more impressive than the original twinkle twinkle little star

@erylprice-davies592

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylancarey7979 Inventive and fun, yes. Difficult...no.

Ummm... Einstein is not from Switzerland...

The glass ...7:09 The glass ...7:16 Bruuh

Most 3 year olds were still trying to decide whether shifting themselves was still an option, so...

Fackin' timewaster lol !!!

I hate to ruin the joke for you all but Twinkle Twinkle little star was written Jane Taylor in 1806. Not Mozart. This is funny as hell nonetheless.

@richardtree6645

11 ай бұрын

Thanks Fact checker for correcting the situation

F12=-F21. 8 characters too

Mozart was a genius, look at how Al’s pint fills up to halfway with no one else there while he plays the tune.

Brilliant 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Search "Ah! - vous direz-je, Maman" piano variations And you'll hear the actual Mozart piece, which is fabulous. I used to really enjoy playing it when I was learning the piano.

Salieri liked this

Genius. Absolut genius... 😂😂😂😂😂

Hectic... Al is the kind of bloke to beat you senseless for not singing "twinkle twinkle little star"

Comedy genius

Said another ...genius

Being from Switzerland?

Einstein was from Ulm, Germany not Switzerland. Einstein.

@kennymcburns7843

4 жыл бұрын

When he was 16 he moved to Switzerland...

@bikescience1

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke 🤦‍♂️

Comic Genius!! Utmost Respect. 👍

In Newton's defense, he also invented calculus In Mozart's defense, his first proffesionally written piece was also the first pirated musical piece in history and he wrote it by hearing it in church and improved on it, so much so that the Pope decreed his version was the only official version instead of having him killed for writing wothout the church's consent and performing the song outside of church

@andrewroberts6344

4 жыл бұрын

In all that is internet holy THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW JESUS CHRIST

@leensteed7861

4 жыл бұрын

In Newtons defense? Punishing students till the end of time. The heartless bastard!

@owencrawford5984

3 жыл бұрын

Mozart didn't improve on it, it was a completed piece written by Allegri.

I read Einstein as Epstien

Just Gold ♥️

A quick scan of Wikipedia tells us Twinkle was not written by Mozart.

Actually Al ..It's the last 14 notes not the last 12 !

Nobody said tesla :(

Sounds suspiciously like Baa Baa Black Sheep.

BLOODY BRILLIANT.

Did you know the British invented music as we know it today. Henry V was a pious King. He loved ecclesiastical music. He wanted to hear it 24 hrs a day in his palace residencies, so he had choristers sing in shifts of morning, day and nights. They had to be the very best singers, so he set up a Royal School of Music, which we know today. Any could apply. The best were given a full time musical and scholastic education. The money they earned were given to their families and improved the lives of sometimes those who came from poor families.,who not only acquired an all round education but a special trade as a trained musician, choirster or musical instrument maker.

@mervyngilham2349

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I was a male choirboy for several years (onto past my voice breaking) promoted to head-chorister (paid very well), child of a modest family from a council-house. Actually felt quite elitist during that time not meaning snobbish but special. Choir embarked on RSM training but our choirmaster was killed in a tragic rail accident. Pity we never reached that greatness a village choir could only dream of but we were good. Still remember turning the music sheets ( for the subsequent organist) during a mid-week evening rehearsal of JsBach. Happy life enriching Days.

Al murray is a don favourite uk comic

While experimenting with light, Einstein pushed a needle into his own eye and poked the nerve cluster at the back, just to see what would happen. He also stared at the Sun for so long he started seeing it's afterimage even when he closed his eyes, and had to spend 3 weeks in a dark room for it to fade. Not the smartest bloke IMHO. And as someone who studied maths and physics, I don't think he was even in the same league as people like Isaac Newton, Huygens, Ramanujan or Laplace, to be honest.

@scoliosis9478

Жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure that was newton who did the eye thing

Kira kira hikaru

Do Carl Jung betcha can't

Einstien Married=Cousin 2wice

@thorgunderssonn3457

4 жыл бұрын

Oh! Einstien=Married Cousin 2wice

Mozart and Einstein were definitely geniuses.

@tagapiouplayz3737

4 жыл бұрын

Meir Wise Mozart wasn’t much of a genius, his piano playing was far less great compared to Haydn or Beethoven, other composers of the time. Plus his compositions are much more simplistic and formulaic. No doubt he’s a great musician, but far from a virtuoso or a genius.

@gteaz

4 жыл бұрын

@@tagapiouplayz3737 Mozart changed the words from ba ba black sheep to twinkle twinkle.

@myavatargotsnowedon9156

4 жыл бұрын

​@@tagapiouplayz3737 The closest thing Mozart had to a modern piano was the fortepiano and many of his solo pieces are tailored to harpsichord; pieces like beethoven's moonlight sonata would've sounded extremely out of place at the time. Mozart was better at writing operas and orchestra concertos.

@tagapiouplayz3737

4 жыл бұрын

Myavatargotsnowedon and short practice pieces the night before he needed them 🤷🏽‍♂️

@peteroz7332

4 жыл бұрын

@@tagapiouplayz3737 all three you mentioned, well beaten by F. Chopin - hands down proper virtuoso 😉

Ok, ok, I get he's joking and probably doesn't mean it, but I'll have to disagree with him on Mozart. How many of you managed to compose a tune that hundreds of years later some bloke will play on a piano in a comedy gig?...didn't think so.

The reaction thinngy was not Einstein it was...... Another and a brit who came up with it

That's one funny dude!

Twinkle Twinkle girl was hot

Julius Caesar was a genius in fact he was equivalent to a team of 3 or 4 geniuses

@gazzaboo8461

4 жыл бұрын

Took another team to do him in.

@alexreilly6121

2 жыл бұрын

Psh he was a genocidal warlord

@abigailslade3824

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexreilly6121 youobviously no very little about the great man.

The genius part is the fact that the one composition at 3 years old is 3 bloody songs lol Imagine writing and copyrighting the composition now and all of a sudden getting royalties on “I know my ABCs”, “twinkle twinkle” and “ba ba ??? Well what ever colour that fucking sheep is now”. He’d be rich as fuck. That’s genius! 👍

@johnwatkins3824

4 жыл бұрын

Actually on a further note you wouldn’t even be able to teach English without paying him. It’s the first song you learn to learn the bloody language. LOL