5'11": Short person 6'0" : Big person 6'1": Nidhogg, the ancient devourer of worlds.

@liaminator4950

4 жыл бұрын

6'2": the cosmos itself

@farkbett699

4 жыл бұрын

6'3: The Balrog of Morgoth

@teaketchup1296

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@coltmartin152

4 жыл бұрын

@@farkbett699 6'4: the universe itself and its Cosmic knowledge and its infinite grace

@Coster135

4 жыл бұрын

6'5: great old one cuthulu devourer of worlds and avatar of fear

"I'm so much more than just a tall girl" *entire personality in the movie is that she is tall*

@wabuukekcroc8842

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Kasa t a l l

@iamyoursaviour

4 жыл бұрын

Also likes musicals, and only likes tall boys and wants to find love based off superficial looks.

@XDarkEcho

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamyoursaviour So, practically just being a..girl? Tall....Girl....*mindblown*

@DasAntiNaziBroetchen

4 жыл бұрын

@@XDarkEcho Bingo! Found the incel!

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

4 жыл бұрын

DasAntiNaziBroetchen is XDarkEcho an incel just because they’re right about how women have unrealistic standards for men just like shown in this video?

Tall, white, straight, attractive blonde girls are the most oppressed group

@mastiffkaiju1204

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget wealthy, with non-abusive parents and supportive friends.

@conormeehan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mastiffkaiju1204 of course, I feel guilty for leaving them out

@mastiffkaiju1204

3 жыл бұрын

@@conormeehan. She's truly oppressed!! Who cares about starving children in Brazil or African American people getting shot for literally no reason. She has size 13 nikes!!!! ;00000

@conormeehan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mastiffkaiju1204 I’m so fortunate that I don’t have size 13 nikes. And not only that, they’re men’s!!!

@mastiffkaiju1204

3 жыл бұрын

@@conormeehan. OH GOD THE HORROR!!!!! How dare anyone not think she has problems? NIKES!?! MEN?!?!!? 13!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

I am actually deeply interested in the idea of the attractive foreign exchange guy being in witness protection and trying to be unpopular for his own safety, lmao. What a premise.

@blaisetelfer8499

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I can see why they went with this premise instead. Did you not hear her? MEN'S size 13 Nikes!

@elipetrou9308

3 жыл бұрын

I would actually watch that movie

@akselevensen2763

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually quite similar to the premise of "Welcome to demon school, Iruma!"

@kevintravers3988

3 жыл бұрын

No bullshit the witnesses protection program, being in a new school, that’s the premise of a real book called Zack’s Lie.

@nikkygtv

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevintravers3988 holy shit, I vaguely remembered this book from years ago but could never remember the name. thank you

They’re treating her being tall like she came out bi in the 1930’s

@jackiemontrose1279

4 жыл бұрын

no no you mean gay?

@He-who-wakes

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackiemontrose1279 it would get the same response tho.

@rahinaakua1601

4 жыл бұрын

they therat her like literally being anything else that white and straight in the 30s

@He-who-wakes

4 жыл бұрын

@Dan Backslide facts😥

@seg162

4 жыл бұрын

@@rahinaakua1601 Y--you mean the 30s or the _30s?_

She's only 6'1" but they make her look like she's 7'4"

@francisariwaodo318

4 жыл бұрын

For real. If she went to my school, she wouldn't even crack the top 20 tallest in the year lmao.

@meemdealer6559

4 жыл бұрын

@Nick Gurr probably but very unlikely

@andresiniguez3752

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Gurr worst case scenario people comment about it a couple times but aside from that not really

@jondoe7036

4 жыл бұрын

@Nick Gurr When you get down to it, people get bullied for standing out. Doesn't really matter what it is for, it's always just as much bullshit.

@doctorsnakeeater1997

4 жыл бұрын

@Nick Gurr I was probably one of the taller kids back in my school, never got bullied for it. Then again, there were a lot of basketball and soccer fans at my school so anyone being tall was probably a blessing.

Tall girl's logic of men being scared of tall women now even makes Less sense because now people are simping over an tall vampire lady

@bighand1530

3 жыл бұрын

And that vampire lady is 9`6.

@casper6405

3 жыл бұрын

@@bighand1530 so even bigger then tall girl

@bighand1530

3 жыл бұрын

@@casper6405 Yeah, pretty much.

@miss_conduct.

2 жыл бұрын

Most people that simp over tall vampire lady are trans people and/or gay people though. Because these categories of people have good taste.

@diegob798

2 жыл бұрын

@@miss_conduct. what

Tall girl has a good (and weird) sister who cares for her, 2 boys who like her, and a fun best friend. She also looks ready to model for a magazine cover every single moment. The horror.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

Brianne of Tarth did this story better

@caffeinatedkatie4696

2 жыл бұрын

I think I heard she was on some appearance based reality show and the judges told her she was too tall or something so Netflix gave her her own show.

@haku8135

Жыл бұрын

When you're in high school you'll have like a small circle of friends, a few classmates in some of your classes you consider yourself friends with, and if you're in a club your club mates. Popular people will have at least a few friends in each class. She's doing pretty well for herself, and if she just joined the girl's basketball team or even volleyball she'd be super popular, depending on how into sports the school is. She's also attractive, so if she wanted a boyfriend she'd have PLENTY to choose from. Especially since she's NOT REALLY TALL FOR A GUY!

@robertallan8035

Жыл бұрын

​@@haku8135 yes. For the vast majority she ranges from femdom to slightly shorter. The short guys who now have a grade A femdom are lucky, and as for everyone else, only a goddamn lobotomite considers having a partner similar in height to be a dealbreaker.

The writer of this movie is 4’11. Fun fact.

@PaxIesus

4 жыл бұрын

It's kind of like how writers of average intelligence try to write people that are smart, or "geniuses."

@Swartgaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@PaxIesus or how people portrait diseases in movies like its some superpower.

@jignjorf9076

4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Shaq to write the sequel to this movie, 'Short Boy'

@rickypatrick3907

4 жыл бұрын

No wonder she thinks 6'1 is tall.

@darthalakai1462

4 жыл бұрын

say sike right now 😑

"My family was deported today." Tall Girl: You don't know what struggling really is.

@nancyanacassus6959

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah cuz I'm ducking 6`1 AND A HALLLLLLLF

@couchpotato4928

4 жыл бұрын

And was insulted once for it!

@rashawnjordan1307

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheLexusKitsune

4 жыл бұрын

Yea this is just First World Problems: The Movie

@OfficialCyaned

4 жыл бұрын

"My mother was raped to death, my father was gunned down by gangsters and my family was forced into the military." "I know how you feel bro, I feel like I'm one tall girl. It's horrible."

“That’s a low blow for such a tall girl” is going to be in my memory forever lol

@britchin

Жыл бұрын

“Morally, you’re coming up short” Fock!

Honestly I'd watch the shit out of a movie about the tall girl's sister. She's fucking insane I love her

@potatoman9415

2 жыл бұрын

Now a lot of people hate her bcs of driver's license, ngl I love her too

@meganvincent5381

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman9415???

@potatoman9415

2 жыл бұрын

@@meganvincent5381 There are rumors that says she is the blonde girl that Olivia Rodrigo mentioned in the song. Although they did not confirm this, the damage was already done, people accuse her of stealing the guy.

@potatoman9415

2 жыл бұрын

But honestly we don't know the story. I just felt bad that fans almost ruined Sabrina's career. And even if she's "the blonde girl" she did not steal anyone. I can't side without knowing the whole story. It's up to you to believe

@ma.2089

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman9415 r we talking real life actor sister? Or the character in the movie? There’s no way she stole anything if the only evidence they got is some song, a literal interpretative art. Really dumb.

the problem isn't that she's tall, it's that she thought she could wear a suit like that and NOT be bullied.

@zuken910

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, why would anyone wear that? smh

@cjmarsh9610

4 жыл бұрын

truth

@bev.westfall5294

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@tktk2268

4 жыл бұрын

She looks like a janitor

@clarkecutwright9532

4 жыл бұрын

she looked like a founding father T-T

So... there are no guys at this school over 6’1”

@magnuficent076

4 жыл бұрын

No, obviously it's a school for midgets, her parents didn't pay attention to the papers

@samt3412

4 жыл бұрын

And these are juniors. My brother's that age and has a few inches on her.

@SnatchBandegrip

4 жыл бұрын

"What is this?! A high school for ants?!"

@youngandyx

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a freshman there’s a girl in my grade that’s 6’2 w/o shoes on

@cadinhogames4376

4 жыл бұрын

I’m 14 and am 6,3 and have health issues this bitch thinks she has struggles

Seriously though, imagine being a black female teenager in a large american city and having to constantly listen to your pretty, white, rich, blonde best friend complain about how hard her life is because she's taller than average

@frankabagnale6436

2 жыл бұрын

Well she is her best friend

@lillianj2048

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankabagnale6436 that's true, my problem is with the concept and writing I think

@redroqqs9764

Жыл бұрын

not only that, a black female teenager in a large american city *in the deep south*

@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong

Жыл бұрын

@@redroqqs9764 well is IS New Orleans, so probably not as racist

@TheKnoxvicious

4 ай бұрын

Because every black female is very oppressed. Not a really good thing to assume or put on them

Tall girl 2 got announced...... At least the good thing coming out of this is that there’ll be a part 2 of this video

@2kmichaeljordan438

2 жыл бұрын

Tall girl 2: Plant of the giants

@sentientmustache8360

2 жыл бұрын

Tall girl 2: Queen of the monsters

@WhiteScorpio2

2 жыл бұрын

Is it called Taller Girl?

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhiteScorpio2 Her new rival at school is a Swedish transfer student that's 7 feet tall

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@sentientmustache8360 She's gotta fight other tall people?

Her height wasn’t the problem, it was that tight Jojo Siwa ponytail

@brixion5512

4 жыл бұрын

HOHOHO! SO YOUR'E APPROACHING ME!

@saelethil

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong Jojo We don’t talk about that Jojo

@jennytulls5438

4 жыл бұрын

seriously. she was actually beautiful when she had her hair down. goofy movie

@afatcatfromsweden

4 жыл бұрын

Dakota Rain as a swede i have to disagree. It’s a great ponytail!

@dark3rthanshadows

4 жыл бұрын

annoys the fuck outta me when they wanna make the girl relatable and average they make her use wierd clothes , low make up and a wierd look. While the "hot " girl has better clothing and heavy make up. Liker her hot sister.

The actress is literally a model and we're supposed to pity her for her looks

@fellowgamer9979

4 жыл бұрын

She's a model?

@batmanlikespizza2541

4 жыл бұрын

Tales From the Pipes She’s a dancer...

@zrr2267

4 жыл бұрын

She was bullied on dance moms but so was every child on that show

@Ayaforshort

4 жыл бұрын

@@zrr2267 but so was every child... you talk about traumatizing children like it nbd. Look up attachment theory in psychology. The fact that their parents repeatedly brought them back to that woman to be subjected to all of that is so sad. How is a child supposed to trust their parent when they care more about vicarious fame then their kids emotional development. And I'm not saying anything bad against you. I'm just pointing out how fucked up it all was.

@andrewb6194

4 жыл бұрын

Ayenate' Lawson it’s fake, all of it!

"My big feet + your tiny nards = pain" On today's episode of "The Screenwriter's Poorly Hidden Fetish"

This movie: "Guys don't find tall women attractive" Lady Dimitrescu: "Oh yeah?"

What's tall girl's personality? Director: *she's tall asf*

Boy: I have cancer Girl: I’m an orphan Tall Girl: *A M A T E U R S*

@colony_ark06

4 жыл бұрын

What was that punk

@baldr6894

4 жыл бұрын

*_A M A T E U R S_*

@KiaRoane

4 жыл бұрын

Glip Glop 😭😭😭😭

@traviscollura2440

4 жыл бұрын

If this movie taught me anything it’s that there is nothing that will make your more of an outcast than being tall and blonde.

@jakemcconnell9439

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a fucking Shen comix reference???!!!

The tall girl: You don't know what its like to have everyone judge you just because of how you look! The black friend: You're right, I don't. The producer: Looks good, let's make it.

@UnrealGemini

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean racism? I only know Heightism

“I have to tell you. It’s bad news. I am witness protection. Too many people know me. Save me Dunkle. I have to be as unpopular as you are. Teach me your ways.” -Pewdiepie

"they don't make heels in size 13 men's" Dragqueens: 👀👀

@maryrose8478

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought the same. You can't really get away with that line in this post drag race world.

@AngelicaDiallo

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to post the exact same thing until I saw your comment.

@angela.luntian

4 жыл бұрын

but they legit exist irl? might make a stroll down the mall for that

@jozina1

4 жыл бұрын

@@angela.luntian They do exist, but they might be hard to find in a mall. But, the internet is your friend. I think "the problem" in "Tall Girl" was that you can't just buy them at the mall and that they are more expensive than just a standard heel at a shoe store. But to say they don't make 'm at all, is BS.

@elcowgirl759

4 жыл бұрын

at the end the short dude buys her heels and says theyre from a drag shop

Finally, we get a movie about one of the most oppressed kinds of people: tall, pretty, blonde girls.

@CertainOverlord

4 жыл бұрын

yes.................... the tpbg

@blub9214

4 жыл бұрын

But when will THE most oppressed group finally get a movie? I’m talking gamers! GAMERS RISE UP

@tikimili2859

4 жыл бұрын

EdibleRock I think your movie was ready player one...😂

@haru5257

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget the w h i t e part

@carlostoledano4716

4 жыл бұрын

I think you meant gamers

Can't get enough of how much Dan cracks Marcus up

“I have to tell u it’s bad news I am witness protection”😂😂😂😂

Boy: I have cancer Tall Girl: Well, it’s not as hard as being *_T A L L_*

@bookswithbenjamin8902

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@diablotry5447

4 жыл бұрын

Akshually, being taller means there is a higher risk of cancer as taller people have more cells

@Love25648

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@evanrussell4211

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just talking about struggles with being a tall girl. Obviously there’s going to worst stuff to deal with in life.

@diablotry5447

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanrussell4211 There aren't any struggles with being tall. This is all exaggerated

The writer of Tall Girl is 4’11, and everything clicks right into place.

@SamiJo2402

4 жыл бұрын

BoyOfSteel101 haven’t googled it myself wither but another video showed it I think sooo Ima like this comment

@modernlover0rosalyn

4 жыл бұрын

Holyshit. Thats why its sooooooo tone deaf. WOW.

@ElkkuH

4 жыл бұрын

Every other boy in the school is like 5.8-5.10 if the girl is only 6.1

@evileyegaming405

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElkkuH bruh I'm 6 4 and most dudes at my school are like 6 ft to 6 6

@ElkkuH

4 жыл бұрын

@@evileyegaming405 Yea im like 6 ft and im a 14 year old boy... the movie makes it seem like shes 7 feet

As a girl who is 4’11, I wish I could be 6’1. The problems and apparent bullying she faces are non-existent. Every once in a while someone would say “How’s the weather up there?” and that’s the only joke they have. Everyone seems to just instantly like her once she put her hair down and stopped borrowing the janitor’s uniform.

i come back to this at least once every few months. it does NOT get old

Oh no. A tall, rich, white girl who lives in a 2-story house with a slightly larger shoe size. Clearly the Rosa Parks of our generation.

@TheNinja94a

3 жыл бұрын

Just the stable living conditions give her privilege over the average kid. I mean, shit, I moved houses eleven times in my childhood. At three, then four, then four, then five, then eight, then nine, then ten, then eleven, then twelve, then almost thirteen, then fifteen. And I'm gonna move again in six months, making twelve. Funny thing, while typing, I kept remembering more and more houses. The original number was eight.

@mariobros2169

3 жыл бұрын

I understand people can have struggles in any type of situation depending of their status... but yeah this comment is clear how i feel

@monky6520

3 жыл бұрын

truly a peril to be a part of 1 percent of women who have the privilege of being taller then 6 feet. i guess shes now part of two separate 1 percent's.

@justsomeindianwholikesanim8564

3 жыл бұрын

Is this an Alex meyers reference?

@finch6078

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeindianwholikesanim8564 you bet your Dynamight it is

If she’s 6’1’’ then everyone in the movie has dwarfism

@doofers5003

4 жыл бұрын

bruh, I'm 17 and 6'0" And I'm average Height at my school WTF

@grimelemental301

4 жыл бұрын

@@doofers5003 And I'm 15 and I'm around 5'9

@eZaFVulcan

4 жыл бұрын

@@grimelemental301 same actually

@Mariwittheblicky

4 жыл бұрын

there are 14 year olds at my school who are 6'4

@theRagingGlory

4 жыл бұрын

i’m 5’6 and one of the tallest guys at my school lol

20:39 the line "Is this all I am... a TALL GIRL?" lives rent free in my head

This has been my safe video, a video I religiously watch from time to time. I’ve watched this more than the original movie😂

@kantstopkev5963

7 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen the original movie, just this video💀

“IM BLACK”, “I got called the n word on the bus the other day” killed me LMAO

@CritzOnly

4 жыл бұрын

GIALLANZA I almost didn’t survive cod lobbies

@johnmarston853

4 жыл бұрын

I literaly die

@GarlicAvenger

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that killed a LOT of people back in the day also...

@shinbakihanma2749

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's TRUE😂🤣😆

@Ezio999Auditore

4 жыл бұрын

13% - 50%

Tall Girl should have just been a movie with a really good twist; it starts as the story of a really tall girl and then switches midway and just focuses on the unlikely friendship between a Swede and a midget

This Cosmonaut Picture Show inspired me to watch the actual movie for kicks. I was surprised how much of a bad person Dunkleman is in the movie as well, would have been better if he ended up with no one. Or maybe the point is that he and tall girl are both bad people, thus perfect for each other. idk.

@Wiiware2568

Жыл бұрын

Can you explain? I’m curious but I don’t want to watch the movie

Yet the 6'7 "tall girl" who was in my highschool back in the 90's had all the jocks wanting her.

@infuriatedsloth3335

4 жыл бұрын

social kruption Every jock wants their baby to be a D1 athlete

@_KURSE_

4 жыл бұрын

infuriatedsloth lmaooo

@friendlyneighborhoodyang315

4 жыл бұрын

There child will be great a basketball

@RikuVA

4 жыл бұрын

social kruption 90s was all about fucking wonder woman my guy. Now it’s all about being with WW.

@yahstino

4 жыл бұрын

One of my gfs in high school was the center on the girl's basketball team. We're both 6'3'' it was glorious while it lasted.

" 'Oh I want a boyfriend.' From the beginning, she has a boy who's like 'I think you're beautiful and I don't care you're tall.' And she's like 'Well, I don;t f*ing care because you're too short!' " This perfectly sums up the whole thing...

@anoushay3602

4 жыл бұрын

Stratos Tong while being too short is a bullshit reason to reject someone she doesn’t haaaaave to like him back lol like she doesn’t owe him that

@LetsBoogy512

4 жыл бұрын

This is true, but I think the bigger point they are making is that she hates that people don’t find her attractive for her height and whines about it, but she does the same thing to another person. Its a major double standard.

@stratostong2394

4 жыл бұрын

Anoushay Okhai I guess what I'm trying to say is that on one hand she's acting so depressed and upset about people making fun of her height, not having a boyfriend, etc. but then in the other hand she's got someone who supports her and genuinely likes her, in a normal mindset you would think she would at least appreciate him, treat him like a bff. However, from what I've seen in this series, she doesn't give two craps about the boy like he's not even there. It's frustrating for someone to be constantly making fun of, no doubt. But in this case it's really unfair and bit more frustrating for the boy imp.

@stratostong2394

4 жыл бұрын

Chieflife because her height she does have a bit of disadvantage than other girls, but nobody will be liked by everyone. I think that's a lesson she's yet to learn. Instead of sympathizing with her, I reckon the story that has been told makes her more like a typical case who's got a wrong and unhealthy mentality and expectation from the world around her... *cough as most feminists do these days *cough

@cheesysups6888

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Like u r basically rejecting him bcz of his height and here u r complaining about how others are towards your height

i love that during the chemistry scene everyone involved is straight up wrong. his chemical formula is wrong (there are 11 carbons), the STRUCTURE the teacher drew is wrong (there are carbons that do not follow the octet rule) and it's also not even methanol. what. what is happening.

@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl

Ай бұрын

It’s almost like it’s not a good movie

Dan’s bit about Steig being in witness protection was genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed at this channel. I’ve seen this video at least 5 times and I struggle to not piss myself when watching it

"He knows chemistry because he's the son of Adolf Hitler." *hol up*

@bobbyshewan4229

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo

@AgilityDZN

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro I'm sorry to say bro, but it wasn't funny at all man 😔

@AgilityDZN

4 жыл бұрын

@Penny Human Just an unfunny, Instagram comedy compilation. It starts beyond the 10-second mark to rake in views, don't click on it.

@yepthatisme4369

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro that was cringe worthy

@superdark5557

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro Omg that was so funy ROFL🤣

Average person: "Can you get that for me off the top shelf?" Tall Girl: *"NO"* *Sad feelings intensifies*

@BK-ku1zt

4 жыл бұрын

*sassy clicking from above as a tall girl fight song begins to play and crowds shout "yaaaas queen"*

@samwallaceart288

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like a personal attack or something.

@defencebangladesh4068

4 жыл бұрын

@@BK-ku1zt hahaha

@IrvingIV

4 жыл бұрын

As a kinda tall guy, I like getting stuff for shorter people who can't reach, it makes me feel. . . happy? Anyway, any tall person who hasn't tried that sort of thing is missing out.

@Aplesedjr

4 жыл бұрын

Irving IV I have to consistently be the one to take group selfies because I usually have the longest arms, and it’s always a great feeling.

As a swede, I love the jokes about Sweden. Every time Stig is on screen and you guys start talking about him I laugh uncontrollably.10/10 stigs from me

"he knows chemistry because he is the son of adolf hitler" BRUH xD

@colinvollmer

2 жыл бұрын

Right?? That fucking killed me

@comradethegreat3599

2 жыл бұрын

"ah yes i can build ze hydrogen bomb" fucking killed me for some reason

"I got called the n-word on the bus the other day" Absolutely sent me

Ah yes tall white and rich, the most oppressed minority

@OopsieCat

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget blonde

@Robbie32

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention straight.

@goldenageofdinosaurs7192

4 жыл бұрын

Those poor fuckers...We should throw a benefit concert, or something..

@nancyanacassus6959

4 жыл бұрын

I'm literally crying for them so sad. It's worst minorty anyone can live in!

@marciaosullivan3200

4 жыл бұрын

This is what I think when ever black Americans complain when compared to the rest of the world

Dude, I've had your "2 Tall 2 Girl" video open in a tab for two days because I've been busy. Then, when I finally get a chance to watch it, Netflix has taken it down for copyright. I'm so sorry.

@chamachell0

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same 😭

@nullenski

2 жыл бұрын

Bro im so upset i was in the middle of watching it

The Tommy Wiseau impression had me rolling, well done

As a female who was 6’1” in freshman year this movie is total bs.

@umarsajid5075

4 жыл бұрын

@spoon To quote someone "Unless yu caan bild za Hkhydrogen Bamb"

@illouienati

4 жыл бұрын

but did you have size 13 nikes? size 13 MEN'S nikes???

@analisapena3086

4 жыл бұрын

But Do you have a personality?

@yasmineh.1333

4 жыл бұрын

@@analisapena3086 can't be that hard to have more personality than Tall Girl the First.

@clematis726

4 жыл бұрын

Just play volleyball

Tall girl: “I wear size 13 Nikes, Beat that.” Girl with cancer: ...

@cerealbird6384

4 жыл бұрын

Enter stage left the severely autistic

@julianmartinez4719

4 жыл бұрын

My entire family had and has more fucked up problems than her. I mean, I'm into tall girls,bit this bitch has an unbearable personality.

@user-gg2eh8ni9b

4 жыл бұрын

Literally everyone on this earth has a bigger problem

@DrGregoryHouseIT

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Fleck: ...

@jackmclean9529

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrGregoryHouseIT Or MAAAAYBE it was all Arthur's delUUUUUSIONS

I had a 6 foot 1 female friend in highschool. The impression she gave was "huh. You're pretty tall." Not "OH MY GOD WHAT A FREAK." Which I'm pretty sure is the normal human reaction for most people.

this is my comfort video. I always come back here when I feel sad. Thanks for all the hard work you guys put in ❤️

“ people shouldn’t judge me just cause I’m tall!” “Hey do you want to go out?” “Ewww no your short.”

@justsomeguy1014

4 жыл бұрын

dragonlord1689 hypocrisy *100*

@TheRadiantSoap

4 жыл бұрын

He's only short because he's in the middle of drowning in, goth, drama, weeb, scene and honor student pussy

@katk9480

4 жыл бұрын

will really tho he would be so popular

@karma-4730

4 жыл бұрын

Last one I looked at auk yep checks out

@Commanderfox945

4 жыл бұрын

I like the short guys other girlfriend better. They actually seemed really cute together. Jodi was just a bitch to him.

"You got prank called, I got called the n-word on the bus the other day" had me cackling in Starbucks

@MattMarra94

4 жыл бұрын

@@wenbluepirate3954 cute

@GummyDinosaursify

4 жыл бұрын

#richpeopleproblems

@MaTaTa_999

4 жыл бұрын

That line had me howling 🤣

@ashb7

4 жыл бұрын

@@wenbluepirate3954 Joke's on you, their mum's 6'1"

@wenbluepirate3954

4 жыл бұрын

@@MattMarra94 it doesn't have to be the "mum"s bed... Could be the son's bed. ;)

Assuming height is the biggest problem of all in Tall girl universe, we're supposed to feel bad for tall girl for her shoe size, while it's fine to make fun of the short guy?

If she actually had gigantism I could imagine that her complaints may be justified, but she's 6'1 that's not even that far above average let's be real.

@cangrejopendejo4909

2 жыл бұрын

It is for a girl. The movie is called Tall *Girl* not Tall *Person*

@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit

Жыл бұрын

@@cangrejopendejo4909 One of my teachers is 5'10". Literally nobody cares.

Her personality is being tall and victimizing herself. Like honey stop. Stop wearing janitor jumpsuits to school.

@mikeswartz5629

4 жыл бұрын

And stripes

@beserker9890

4 жыл бұрын

Looking like they came straight out of gulag

@edwardharris9974

4 жыл бұрын

I mean she can still wear the Jumpsuit, just spruce them up, Get a good color that compliment her skin tone and body.

@TheVirtualObserver

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Harris I went to prom with a friend who dressed in a jumpsuit and a kimono. It can be done. :3

She can never lose a battle, she always has the high ground...

@LegioXXI

4 жыл бұрын

*except Obi-Wan

@TopTierTrashman

4 жыл бұрын

*You underestimate my powahr.*

@kapiushonarcher913

4 жыл бұрын

Ah a man of class

@connorandjelic6386

4 жыл бұрын

Just A Dude With Some Games don’t try it

@kapiushonarcher913

4 жыл бұрын

Connor Andjelic “you underestimate my pooooowweerrrrrr”

_When you don't have a personality, you just become "tall girl"._ That sums up the issue pretty well, tbh.

Bruh, my female cousin was 6'4 in high school, and all she got for it was immense popularity and a full-ride volleyball scholarship to an ivy-league school.

@kendrajade6688

2 ай бұрын

I'm very sorry for her.

@saturn7835

2 ай бұрын

@@kendrajade6688what?

Tall Girl: You took everything from me. Any Short Person: I don’t even know who you are.

@Fantastic_Films06

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference.

@DemonicRemption

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fantastic_Films06 So did I and I'm laughing at it harder than I think I should. xD LOL.

@teodorghinea425

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@analisapena3086

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: I don’t care.

@stimulanttree

4 жыл бұрын

Tall Girl: You took everything from me. Everyone at the dance she interrupted with her speech: I don't even know who you are.

The commentary was better than the actual movie

@JayInDecent

4 жыл бұрын

That's the case for 98% of films.

@farrahjohnson6683

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jamrockingston

4 жыл бұрын

100% agree

@whatsitcalled8937

4 жыл бұрын

200 percent agree I was dying of laughter at their commentary

@stijnkulche5932

4 жыл бұрын

actual*

“How’s the weather up there” The most Luke warm, milk toast banter I’ve ever heard and her friend reacts like he just said he wants to piss in her feet or something 😂😂

"Hey Tall Girl, cool binder" "Hey Tall Girl! Wanna hang out later?" *They all hated me*

Person in wheelchair : hey tall girl Her : my life is worse then yours

@override367

4 жыл бұрын

Tall Girl: Nobody likes me Ill never find a boy Boy: I want you to step on me Tall Girl: I'm so ugly

@CoLdBITeR

4 жыл бұрын

Right, like how many girls complain about being ugly so they slap on makeup. Everyone has something that bothers them and causes them to feel insecure. Don't know why everyone acting like they are so better. Back in high school all I heard was girls complaining about superficial things, and guys talking about getting more muscle and jelling their hair.

@mons3020

4 жыл бұрын

@@CoLdBITeR Wow, that was kind of projecting a bit lol

@JekyllOrHyde

4 жыл бұрын

*than*

@miljdza6794

4 жыл бұрын

666

what high school is this where they literally had to import a Swede in order to have someone taller than 6'1?

@zoniannitrate2905

4 жыл бұрын

@Super JLK what? im 6'4 and i wasnt the tallest in my school. there were atleast 10 boys taller than 6'1

@MALW-ic2rh

4 жыл бұрын

ZonianNitrate 6’1 is not tall at all

@sptflcrw8583

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoniannitrate2905 what he's saying is it's tall, but it's not THAT tall. The movie acts like she's 7 or 8 feet tall for crying out loud

@zoniannitrate2905

4 жыл бұрын

@@sptflcrw8583 yeh but we arent talking about the movie rn, im saying 6'1 is tall. hes saying its not.

The "I can build ze hydrogen bomb" is severely underrated

I like how he turned stink into the dude from The Room lol.

The short guy and the Swedish guy have more chemistry tbh

@poofan5086

4 жыл бұрын

Half expected for them to get together

@TwelvetreeZ

4 жыл бұрын

I'd ship it - bi bros 4 lyf 👏👏👏

@samuikiku-811

4 жыл бұрын

zw0lfb4um i guarantee fanfiction of them already exists

@analyticaltomato

4 жыл бұрын

Samuikiku - well, I didn’t plan to care about this movie in any way, but now I want to write ironic fanfiction about those two dudes having a (b)romance

@plutossky7534

4 жыл бұрын

Samuikiku - I ship them

“he knows chemistry because hes the son of adolf hitler”

@yeetismcfetus5883

3 жыл бұрын

I won't ruin ur 69 likes so count this

@a_fine_edition2746

3 жыл бұрын

“Ah yes, I can build ze hydrogen bomb.”

@_ok1735

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@halleycapra

3 жыл бұрын

oh hey nice

@theguy3851

3 жыл бұрын

Thought he was an art major?

This has been one of my favorite videos in youtube for about two years now. Thanks so much.

I constantly come back for "Jody, it's a fucking prank call, I got called the N-word on the bus the other day!"

I love how their Swedish voice is just Tommy Wiseau’s voice

@Rebel_Friend

4 жыл бұрын

oh hi tall girl

@RobGradyVO

4 жыл бұрын

mARk is reaLLy LiKing thE MUsicAl

@Khorne_of_the_Hill

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi mark

@kylemajerczyk8160

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too 😂

@marcelobonimani

4 жыл бұрын

SHIT! I came here to say that same thing! It is uncanny how similar it is.

Kid: I lost both my parents to a homicide Tall girl: Yeah but my feet are size 13

@Herobrinexx103

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, famous Netflix film Y’all girl

@pearcefarrell6969

4 жыл бұрын

MENS

@thedoctor8527

4 жыл бұрын

Who gives a fuck!

@Robin-of2jt

4 жыл бұрын

MENS size 13

@willow1601

4 жыл бұрын

Size 13 is pretty bad to shop for a girl, but she should be able to order it like I have to order pants that are long with a thin enough fit that I don't look like I'm drowning in pants.

16:30 LMAOO theres so much funny shit in here

The witness protection bit had me dying

Ok but if she’s only 6’ 1” tall, does that mean that everybody else at the school is like 5’ 4” or shorter? Having that many short people is a more interesting premise than a tall girl.

@gorkemaykut5230

3 жыл бұрын

There was a girl head taller than me (I'm 6foot3/1.90m) and nobody gave a fuck, the fuck is she on about with 6foot1

@henrymarks1632

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they got loads of small actors to be in the movie to make her look taller

@popisolation

3 жыл бұрын

Legit every school I been to has at least most 1/3 of people above 5'9. Seems like they should have made the movie about how everyone is short lol

@BigTylt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they hired a bunch of shorter people because if they didn't, the premise of the movie would collapse in on itself.

@tyuk5107

3 жыл бұрын

fr there are more tall ppl at my school than short in fact most ppl are like either 5,2 or 6 foot

I had a breakdown when I realised where I recognised the dad from, He’s the dad from diary of the wimpy kid

@anaccount4354

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I just noticed that.

@hmph3262

4 жыл бұрын

@Erich Alexandre (Alex) Kuss Magaña(Student) yes

@liaminator4950

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck

@Andrew-PlsKys

4 жыл бұрын

That's the first thing I noticed

@informationnotfound

4 жыл бұрын

He's also the detective from the show Homecoming, which coincidentally enough, was written and directed by Sam Esmail, the creator/writer of Mr Robot......that was mentioned in this video.

This movie aged so badly now that everyone is lusting so hard after the tall vampire lady from Resident Evil 8

“Let’s go outside and throw football” Lol

@NJGuy1973

2 жыл бұрын

If Tommy Wiseau and "Stig" played father and son, I'd be the first to see it.

“I’m tall” Me in the back: NOBODY CARES

@AbMaSync

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm 6..." "Nope"

@hamzakamran7665

4 жыл бұрын

Cue that vine of Earl Sweatshirt, "Don't care, don't care, still don't care."

@drebin6895

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@Jdudhhsuxbsksj

4 жыл бұрын

“Your movie is bad, and you should feel bad!”

@hj2479

4 жыл бұрын

Me: My entire family is 6 foot tall and I'm 5 foot 7", wish I was 6 foot tall.

"You don't like me because I'm black?" Sequel to Tall Girl.... Black Boy!!!

@nicholasleclerc1583

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Windle * Movie ends * * Sudden shot to black with a THUMP sound * * And then... * YEAAAAAH, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!! * Credits start *...

@pertaterhead19

4 жыл бұрын

Dunkelmann does literally translate to dark man, so the set up is there.

@yepthatisme4369

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro I hate you

@eghoseisiramen1892

4 жыл бұрын

@@pertaterhead19 actually?

angela from the office + greg heffley's dad = tall girl apparently

“No no it’s bad news I in witness protection, save me dunkle” LMAO

When you realize the writer/director is 4’11’’ everything makes so much more sense

@rudysantayana4252

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Mello I don’t if that’s true “proceeds to like anyway”

@justanotherhappyhumanist8832

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, seriously? That's hilarious. And you're right....everything makes a lot more sense now.

@fz7788

4 жыл бұрын

tall people bad short good

@100dylansgood

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Mello so is he whole cast.... everyone is 5,10” and shorter to make her look taller

@stormcloudsabound

4 жыл бұрын

apparently the actress who plays the nominal tall girl got bullied in school for being tall and she wants to combat that for other Tall Girls, but who knows how much input she had in the production

"I'm so much more than just a tall girl" You're right, you're an insufferable self-centered person who is also a horrible friend and a hypocrite.

@davea3641

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly my point egotistical bastard same with the short guy too I mean he had a fucking girlfriend who was way better looking than "Tall Girl"

@theimplications635

4 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone care so much?

@wjbushjr

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much this movie eclipses white privilege on a big level

@thefirsttime7759

4 жыл бұрын

@@wjbushjr shut up rasict

@wjbushjr

4 жыл бұрын

TheFirstTime mentioning privileged people is not racist lmao especially if they are white

Girl a short handsome guy likes you....So does a Swedish tall guy I don't really know where the tragedy is

“That’s a low blow for such a TALL GIRL” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Oh ho so you’re approaching me?” “I can’t step on your little nards unless I get closer.”

@ether2275

4 жыл бұрын

The obligatory JoJo references.

@abelmore1766

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@SaltoDaKid

4 жыл бұрын

Stand: Big Steps Stand User: Tall Girl

@PedroOliveira-fc2rs

4 жыл бұрын

A man of culture, I see

@FloofyCloud115

4 жыл бұрын

Rainycityranger oh, well come as close as you want....

Tall girl walkin’ into the prom lookin’ like a JoJo character

@plutossky7534

4 жыл бұрын

*Sono chi no Sadame plays in background*

@nicoz3216

4 жыл бұрын

@@plutossky7534 "so you're approaching me?"

@eclipse3817

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you subject that beautiful show to this horrible mess of a "film"

@Kevin-bi2he

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicoz3216 Tall girl: I can't talk shit about you without getting closer.

@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665

4 жыл бұрын

Revenant Studios ho ho then come as close as you’d like

6:56 Sabrina had too much espresso….

I’ve had a terrible week and this video made me laugh so much. Thank you so much

- throws knives - wears fancy clothes - poses on stairs - blonde - kinda crazy Tall Girl's sister = DIO

@GhostiBliss

4 жыл бұрын

KONO DIO DA

@moredetonation3755

4 жыл бұрын

Is only seen briefly out of doors in the sun

@matteussilvestre8583

4 жыл бұрын

Nani?

@francescolombardi3438

4 жыл бұрын

ZA WARUDO!

@colonelstarsandstripes5379

4 жыл бұрын

Yare yare daze

“you got prank called. i got called the n-word on the bus the other day” SENT ME

@SteampunkCorvus

3 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@catspaghetti4515

3 жыл бұрын

I swear shes soooo dramatic i- I cant stop making fun of her

@Timothy_-ve2zp

3 жыл бұрын

that killed me hahahahaha

@BellaHRayne

3 жыл бұрын

Talk about first world white people problems...

@jvnxiie2441

3 жыл бұрын

💀

“I’m so much more than just a tall girl” Director: “no no, stay on script”

So many hilarious lines in this video. Your guys’ commentary had me in stitches. Loved seeing you guys tear into this movie.

Hates being judged for height, judges the guy who has a crush on her for his height

@gekiraijin

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like the average woman

@ishangoyal2385

3 жыл бұрын

@Annalisa Zucchi it kinda does

@billy-the-butcher

3 жыл бұрын

@Annalisa Zucchi speaking from experience: it does

@AutistRapper

3 жыл бұрын

@@gekiraijin that is why anime girls are better

@dazzlingburritoes5693

3 жыл бұрын

@@AutistRapper That's a turn I wasn't expecting