man, when he burned that turkey this movie went from good to great

@averagejoe2402

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Drew

@_mango_

2 жыл бұрын

Sup Drew

@UncleHyena

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gaaaaaaawd….it’s Jay from RLM!

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

Danny?? What the hell are you doing here?

@sudhathakur3095

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you're alive!

I love how these movies are like, "it's so difficult for tall girls to be accepted in society," as if the entire Internet didn't collectively simp over a nine-foot-tall vampire woman last year

@Maougami

2 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm living under a rock but, who are you referring to?

@somebodyyouneverknew1095

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maougami the lady from resident evil 8

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maougami Lady Dimitrescu, one of the main villains of the new Resident Evil game. Hope this helps!

@Maougami

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :)

@thekursedone760

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao.. facts

Given the whole ‘Jody has the Green Goblin psychosis’ subplot, I was genuinely disappointed that Stig’s sister didn’t enter the movie by declaring ‘You know, I’m something of a Tall Girl myself.’

@Satherian

2 жыл бұрын

I would've lost it

@cristyannesolis1351

2 жыл бұрын

It would have earned its first and only real laugh out of me

@lucasandrieux1157

2 жыл бұрын

‘You and I are not so different’- Stig’s sister i think( i’ve never seen Tall Spidergirl 2)

@jackmclean4120

2 жыл бұрын

''You and I can rule this city, Tall Girl. Or we can just fight to the death.''

@SmoothTurtle840

Жыл бұрын

“Are you tall or are you short?!”

I love when in movies like this they try to present anxiety or intrusive thoughts via the protagonist, but they actually just give the character psychosis or schizophrenia.

@hollykm

2 жыл бұрын

Facts lmaoooo. Out of curiosity, how would you have depicted intrusive thoughts? I’ve been trying to think about how they could’ve make this movie a little bit better in that respect but I can’t think of anything😂

@RohinNair

2 жыл бұрын

@@hollykm Tiny cartoon caricature of MC yelling at them ala Lizzie McGuire

@benvolio5415

2 жыл бұрын

@@hollykm This is a bit of an amateur suggestion, but the usage of cinematography is a great way to depict chaotic and intrusive thoughts without words imo

@gabrielvanzuita5153

2 жыл бұрын

@@hollykm Have you watched Bojack Horseman? On season 4 there's a episode called "stupid piece of shit" and the whole episode show his thoughts and anxieties, maybe the movie could've tried something like that

@joselocalau123

2 жыл бұрын

i think it has to do with the "voice" coming from inside her head like it's another person? it comes off as if jodie is possessed or something

"Tall Girl in Sweden" Jodie has to deal with being in a country where she is actually just average height

@chopmopjeter18

2 жыл бұрын

And her boyfriend can tag along to have little Hobbit adventures in feeling intimidated by all the tall

@wanamingo4961

2 жыл бұрын

@@chopmopjeter18 tall girl 3: short boy

@anbuhyuga8299

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking, 190 is like top end of average here.

@lukesmith6884

2 жыл бұрын

@@anbuhyuga8299 like for women, asking for a friend😳

@anbuhyuga8299

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukesmith6884 I'm 180, that's like giga average, null height if you will. Litterally 75% of people i walk past are my eye lvl, so like 170~190 For me to be like "damn, how tall are you?" you have to at least reach 200. Woman or man. I asume everyone else feel the same.

Damn, the producers are so brave to make a sequel about the most oppressed group of people on earth: slightly taller and quite wealthy white girls (with friends and a loving family). I'm so moved.

@comradenicnation2857

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr they live such a hard life

@Nemesis_T-Type

2 жыл бұрын

Watching tall girl tell her black friend that she doesn't know it feels to be made fun of was hilarious

@yuvalgabay1023

2 жыл бұрын

We can't forget the millions of tall people that walk straight into a branch. Rip

@timafterdark3759

2 жыл бұрын

So a Dutch girl then…this isn’t just brave, it’s bold

@sentientmustache8360

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so hyped for their next movie: *It’s not easy being a Tyrannosaurus*

I can't wait for the sequel where we get to see every other Swedish person speak English with real Swedish accents, proving to the main cast that Stig & Stella are international spies who have never been to Sweden

@TheShanicpower

2 жыл бұрын

Would make more sense than the characters we got

@luisf2793

2 жыл бұрын

They actually came from The Room universe

@olivias364

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheShanicpower Would be far more interesting too

@emalaw1329

Жыл бұрын

@@luisf2793 "They are not Swedish, it's not true, it's BULLSHIT, they are not Swedish, they are NAAHT. Oh hi, Dunklemin!"

As a guy that is turning 16 and is 6’2 and wears size 13 Nikes I can confirm that I do hear demons in my head

@chocktaebolanca757

Жыл бұрын

So cool man

@painfullremains2193

Жыл бұрын

Should probably get that checked

@SoulSlugArts

Жыл бұрын

Just drink water or something Should fix it

@Blue-Apple-fc9eo

Жыл бұрын

@@painfullremains2193 Nah that’s normal even I have it too.

@sharollan789

Жыл бұрын

🧢

why did the two tall girls not simply fight for supremecy?

@emmanuelperez3019

2 жыл бұрын

right?! there can only be one true alpha

@whiskeredwolf4861

2 жыл бұрын

Why does the taller tall girl not simply _eat_ the shorter tall girl?

@axurous1

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Patterz

@jordanbrown4779

2 жыл бұрын

Nice gravity falls reference

@DylanXD-

2 жыл бұрын

universal might sue them for copyrighted kaiju fight

I love how much awareness these movies are bringing to such an oppressed group as the rich, white, tall girls, truly groundbreaking film

@valterfara5027

2 жыл бұрын

I swear Monster's Inc. University did this better

@luiginastro8831

2 жыл бұрын

@@valterfara5027 It really did.

@WarriorBoy

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to mention that she's thin and looks like a model too! Must be tough!

@gavenheglar4717

2 жыл бұрын

Preach

@FPSBuzz

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget conventionally attraction!

In all honesty, the "wake up Jodie, your spine reduction surgery was a success. Youre no longer a tall girl" is the perfect premise for Tall Girl 3

NETFLIX HIRE ME! I have so many ideas for this cinematic universe, my plan would be for about ten movies; Tall Girl- the original masterpiece Tall Girl 2- introducing us to the voices Short Boy - the exact same cast playing different characters in a different city with the main character being the short boy played by Dunkleman's actor Short Boy 2 - Short Boy having to overcome the voices like Jody Wide Girl - Jody's actress is just wearing a fat suit and it's her learning to accept her body Wide Girl 2 - Wide Girl again overcoming the voices Thin Boy - you get the point Thin Boy 2 - Thin Boy once again overcoming the voices Strange Girl - This is the most important movie so far as it is a prequel set in 2002/2003. The main character is a weird girl played by the same actress as Jody and it's basically the same film as Tall Girl until the ending instead of her getting together with her version of Dunkleman... she sacrifices him to a Lovecraftian Entity that destroys her entire town and she disappears, then hard cutting to Jody's parents giving birth to Jody. Far People - Tall Girl, Short Boy, Wide Girl and Thin Boy all end up in the same university where weird things are happening which climaxes with them sealing Strange Girl in an alternate dimension protecting the world from her evil plan. This could continue with the Lovecraftian Entity that Strange Girl invoked becoming the main villain.

@cyborgcuttlefish6326

Жыл бұрын

you have my full support

@declanmanning4764

Жыл бұрын

I was uncertain at first and the you hooked me

@braiand_md

Жыл бұрын

This is the best comment on youtube history

@Danny-os8lq

2 ай бұрын

This truly exceeds those heights of other cinematic universes.

The pure ecstasy that was created when Jodie said "Looks like there's a new Tall Girl in town" was honestly palpable

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

I felt like Peter Griffin pointing at the screen and saying, "She said the thing!"

@maybeme9741

2 жыл бұрын

What's thst a reference to? I don't get it

@yz8504

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of how Will Smith asked "So that's it huh? We some kind of Suicide Squad?"

@DankSpoony

2 жыл бұрын

@@maybeme9741 It's a reference to the video "2 TALL 2 GIRL" by the Cosmonaut Variety Hour

@isaacb2199

2 жыл бұрын

“Since when did you have the voice?” “Since I was dragonborne fus ro dah”

I hope they actually make as many Tall Girl movies as there are Fast & Furious, just so Marcus and Dan can keep watching them on my behalf. Top notch boys, top notch!

@aishas2497

2 жыл бұрын

No offence but are you a supervillan because one movie would have been enough but someone thought a sequel would be a good idea.

@Cirkusleader

2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for Tall Girl 3, Tall-kyo Drift

@thegreathornedrat1219

2 жыл бұрын

They go to space in tall girl 7

@IamTheManWithNoName

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegreathornedrat1219 she's so tall her head is always in space though

@IamTheManWithNoName

2 жыл бұрын

@@aishas2497 that's why i said they can watch it on my behalf, so I don't have to endure the torture myself :D

"When your brain is that close to the sun... it does shit to you." Dan is fucking HILARIOUS. you both are. OMg. I was in stiches the whole time watching this.

For Tall Girl 3: The Heightening, she's probably gonna be tall in the workplace, finally getting acceptance because she can get things from hard to reach places. Or maybe she will be a tall therapist and it will end with the prospect of her becoming a tall mom. Then the tallogy the world needed will be complete.

"Jodi, wake up. You aren't tall anymore. The surgery was a sucess." I fucking DIED.

@theshinygoldenemperor2422

2 жыл бұрын

*pans out to a shot where her shins have been halved*

@erictheviking6424

2 жыл бұрын

@@LimeDida In the first movie she was searching for height reduction surgeries

@docteroh

2 жыл бұрын

Jodi did too

@BadKristy13

2 жыл бұрын

Jodi: “But wait where’s Dunkleman?” The doctor: “Who do you think took those extra inches”

@wordlespoems

Жыл бұрын

@@BadKristy13 tall boy, Netflix make it happen 👏

Imagine if these movies were about a girl with gigantism and she just kept getting taller every movie.

@eanderson9599

2 жыл бұрын

I’d watch it

@keksfaktor3650

2 жыл бұрын

Oh i wish

@Raicheru13

2 жыл бұрын

This was the movie we needed. Instead we got this.

@hopelessent.1700

2 жыл бұрын

That would’ve been directed by David Lynch, you’re asking too much now.

@JamesJones-ts5fl

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that’d be legitimately interesting.

Tall Girl is way cooler in the comics. They really downplayed her super powers in the movie series.

@ND-nr6mx

2 ай бұрын

Tall Girl when she's in her Lancer Omega Form could beat Goku

Imagine being beautiful, smart, talented, rich, happy, in a loving relationship, live in a safe neighbourhood, and attending a school where the only gossip going around is to do with someone's height. I mean, if she wasn't tall she would live a perfect life, I really hope she can overcome the trauma of her height one day.

Unironically looking forward to Tall Girl 3: Tall Way Home, featuring an extended crossover with The Kissing Booth

@rickyricardo2280

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@kingqu33f

2 жыл бұрын

and to all the boys i’ve ever loved !!!

@Reddjet1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingqu33f that's tall girl 4

@theseel2718

2 жыл бұрын

Starring: Hot short Guy: Wider-man Tall Girl: Tall Goblin Swedish mf: Doctor Otto Scandinavius Kimmy: ElecHo Jack: Smallman Harper: The Triggered In Cinemas July 31

@murciadoxial8056

2 жыл бұрын

tall girl 3: tall drift

The dad in this movie being the same actor as the dad from the live action Wimpy Kid movies is actually the best thing ever.

@rohansharma6804

2 жыл бұрын

I read the first 4 books and enjoyed them as a child but the movies weren't as good as the books

@philipb7400

2 жыл бұрын

@@rohansharma6804 the first 3 movies are masterpieces!

@icecreamhero2375

2 жыл бұрын

@@rohansharma6804 I still read the books. Big Shot is a masterpiece.

@jjackson6082

2 жыл бұрын

Steve Zahn didnt spend the 90s and 00s being awesome just to be known as the goober dad

@aa-to6ws

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU CALL THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID TWO A BAD ADAPTATION, it's not only as good as the book, it is far more enjoyable and consistent to the source material.

"When your brain's that close to the sun, it.... _does_ things to you" had me cracking the fuck up. People of the future, please learn from my mistakes. Do not eat while watching this review.

20:42 "Jodie's on sabbatical, honey"

I expected a lot but Tall Girl having a Green Goblin arc certainly came unexpected. Can´t wait for the sequel lol

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

"Tall enough to have it all... _too short to reach it!_ "

@ashb7

2 жыл бұрын

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 "short, *AM I* ?!"

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashb7 "THIS IS WHY ONLY FOOLS DATE SHORT GIRLS, SPIDAH-MAN!"

@bobbyb2749

2 жыл бұрын

She will become the Hobgoblin, that's why there's so much orange and blue in this movie, those are his colors.

@halfmettlealchemist8076

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyb2749 Feigi, you madlad, you've done it again

I was kinda worried that a sequel would come up short, I mean, matching the first films energy is a pretty tall order. But personally I think between the smoldering on-screen chemistry and the creative and engaging script, Tall Girl Rising: Revengeance has reached new heights.

@Raicheru13

2 жыл бұрын

This is a far better title.

@prawn1717

2 жыл бұрын

This is a fantastic comment

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

That's a high praise coming from you

@perkypears

2 жыл бұрын

happy 9th birthday MGR

@SkySoFew

2 жыл бұрын

I want Tall Girl vs Buff US senator soooooo much now.

So glad this is back up that "I'm getting cooked" line was the hardest I've laughed in a while now.

"As a handsome high school student in his late twenties, I related so much to your speech about the struggles of being tall. I'm among 90% of male students who are all tall and wer are among the most oppressed demographic in school"

One of the finest sequels of our time. I totally needed to see more of our conventionally attractive white girl complaining that she's 6ft and has no opportunities in the future

@wowhowbizarre8176

2 жыл бұрын

The most oppressed group hands down

@icedcapplord710

2 жыл бұрын

@@wowhowbizarre8176 so tall yet so small. a tragedy

@Lance37a

2 жыл бұрын

@Don lol

@charliecoke7396

2 жыл бұрын

The weirdest part is, they could have almost sorta maybe kinda had a point to be the movie a little if it had come out like... ten years ago? But they released the original like right in the middle of the "tall queen revolution" Like, you're gonna tell me being 6' tall is a death sentence for a girl when the biggest sex symbol in the world in 2021 was a 9'6 woman!?

@DigitalRag3X

2 жыл бұрын

Does her being white even matter?

They completely missed the opportunity to have TALL GIRL get really jealous of Jacks new relationship and decide to break them up in a scene where her Green Goblin voice tells her "FIRST WE ATTACK HIS HEART".

@ashb7

2 жыл бұрын

[lands in front of Swedish Tall Girl on a rooftop] "Wake up little Swede! No you're not dead yet, just paralyzed. You're an amazing creature, Swedish Tall Girl. You and I are not so different."

@FellOff

2 жыл бұрын

“ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT”

@LanaKir3767

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashb7 you deserve more like for this !!

@stuffthings9618

2 жыл бұрын

@@Minotaur256 i fuckin love you

@liberpolo5540

2 жыл бұрын

"You and I, are not so different, Tall Girl..!"

These dudes are funnier than most comedians, I almost die laughing at every single joke/comment!! Great content as always!

Ok. Here is my two cents about "teen-drama" I hate that people assume that our greatest issues in life is school drama, from my experience (I went to both a 500 person k-12 school and to a 4000 person 9-12 school) our greatest concern is both family life, personal issues (depression, anxiety, social connection, Friendships, and SOME romantic experiments), and academic achievement. There were quite a few people in my last high school (the 4k one) that were well over 6'1 hell I'd say some reached about 7' based on how their head touched the ceiling. NO ONE legit NO ONE gave a damn about their hight. Hell, you'd be lucky to go noticed in such a school. The only way people would know you is if you did morning announcements or were a super high-grade student who did lots of APs. Actually, no one gave a shit about physical attraction, especially in the AP world. That community was toxic due to how much pressure there was to be the "best". I'd like to see a decent representation of teen life, not this stupid wishy-washy annoying "intrusive thoughts" because everyone has those and it isn't special or "concerning" what is concerning is the depression and anxiety. Have any of these filmmakers stopped by a highschool to WATCH what real teenagers do? Watch how many legs are shaking during a test, read the graffiti on the bathroom walls? How about watching a class to see how the teachers actually teach? Or how much work is assigned? What about the stigmas for the students that are AP and those that are "behind"? What about the SATs and ACTs? What about the kids that can't fucking keep up with all this shit so they smoke weed in the bathroom and knock out in class? Or the kids that disappear for months or weeks because they have no home or their parents can't take them to school. What about the kids that come to school in bruises and marks from abuse? Or the kids that have to do it all on their own because they are 1st generation? What about all the strange culture-stigmas and group-stigmas with Blacks and Hispanics and International students? I want to see that kind of film. A realistic one. Also. Very few kids make out in public, some do, but it isn't common. Also sex isn't on the forefront of everyone's mind, sexuality is. We are growing into our sexual orientation and experience comes slowly. Granted we all have different rates. I want to see kids that came from middle school and are still dating in HS, or what about the kids that crush on their teachers but can't do shit about it because it is wrong and they just have to ignore their feelings? What about the kids that come from messed up backgrounds that have no clue how to feel about sex? I want a clumsy make out not porn-star level shit. What happened to shaky hands and nervous laughter and mis coordinated moves?

@PrionicProteins

Жыл бұрын

I'm right with you, Tia. It's rough, but never for the reasons you see on TV. You've got most of the pieces already - write it! I bet you'd do a great job.

It is a historic day, the sequel long awaited since the legendary “tall girl is a bad person”😌

@sethvanpelt5707

2 жыл бұрын

Fr that video made me crackup in ways I'd never thought possible

@skylar5790

2 жыл бұрын

YOU HIT US WITH THE PLOT TWIST LOL

@Hello-cl1gf

2 жыл бұрын

"Jodie it's a prank call, I got called the n word on the bus the other day" is still hilarious.

@jameer7565

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hello-cl1gf Lmaooo with me it’s every time I hear the “it is no good I am witness protection” 🤣🤣

@BiffTheBanana

2 жыл бұрын

I never thought we'd see the day

Tall Girl was already perfect, I sure can’t wait to see another heartwarming story with an all-star cast!

@hrafnknutsson2859

2 жыл бұрын

You're not serious right?

@Marvelfanatic3658

2 жыл бұрын

@@hrafnknutsson2859 ofc not dude

@jeffreyisfeelingfine9997

2 жыл бұрын

including angela from the office, frank heffley, and jake from statefarm

@angela_merkeI

2 жыл бұрын

*tall-star cast. C'mon

@lazy640

2 жыл бұрын

@@hrafnknutsson2859 of course he’s not

You guys actually got me invested in the tall girl universe. We need the trilogy!

I remember when Tall Girl said "it's tallin' time", and began to tall all over the place. Truly one of the moments in one of the movies of all time.

Stig definitely deserves his own spin off movie called Swedish Boy, a movie where he can talk about the tragedy of being tall and handsome

@TheShanicpower

2 жыл бұрын

His name is Stig which is even funnier as a swedish person myself

@Funkyent

2 жыл бұрын

STIEEEEEG

@Forever_Zero

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheShanicpower oh you're completely right, ok I'll fix it

@Flyingtart

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheShanicpower Bruh my middle name is Stig, and it's my first name in the passport so I've been called "Mr. Stig" numerous times.

@Cologram

2 жыл бұрын

“I am a tall, attractive, white, cishet male, and this is why my life sucks”

Having watched Cosmonauts’s last Tall Girl video, I had pretty high expectations. They definitely had some giant shoes to fill after the last one. This story still comes across as a tall tale, like being tall isn’t a huge deal. Jodie still acts like a big jerk and a little short-sighted. But nonetheless, I’d say this was the height of my week

@Peer_Review

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad to say it didn’t fall short, despite being such a tall order.

@stewarthowell6781

2 жыл бұрын

This was very big of you to say. Just, head and shoulders above the rest.

@thelonegamer5862

2 жыл бұрын

There was no shortages of puns in there

@Hulkzilla0

2 жыл бұрын

The sequel really did rise above the ranks.

@boopergoober

2 жыл бұрын

This film was a long time coming, it's a huge relief that it stood up to meet my high expectations.

“Tall Girl schizophrenia arch” had me rolling 🤣

I think the picture shows for Tall Girl 1 and Tall Girl 2 are some of the best content on this channel. If the full commentary is as good as these videos are for the whole runtime, I'd be very tempted to contribute to the Patreon.

Can't get over how violently your cat hates the Tall Girl cinematic universe

@appelofdoom8211

2 жыл бұрын

She's short and is heightist against tall people.

@ashb7

2 жыл бұрын

She's one of those Zack Snyder's Short Boy Extended Universe fangirls

@MrBruh-yb9qi

2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the big crossover Tall Girl vs Boy with Cancer: Dawn of the problems

@Evanz111

2 жыл бұрын

The cat part was the best part ;~;

@Disisdabeast

2 жыл бұрын

They'd rather watch Salo...that says alot

"You're like me but you were tall sideways" had me on the floor.

@synnamon_toast_crunch

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@divyanshuanand1721

2 жыл бұрын

That shit fucked me up 😭😭😭

I like how instead of focusing on like the discrimination she’s face as a woman or someone with anxiety they focus on the systemic prejudice against people who are slightly taller than average

I love how unironically invested Marcus is in these movies.

As a woman who has been over 6 feet tall ever since she was 14, these movies make me feel so seen! *Sheds totally real tear that definitely isn't from keeping in surpressed laughter*

@menopriezvisko94

2 жыл бұрын

It's very touching and realistic to me

@TaxTaxes

2 жыл бұрын

us tall people are always seen though 😔

@jonasquinn7977

2 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

@Mantis42

2 жыл бұрын

shouldn't you always feel seen at that height?

@EZXSniperZzz

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I'll never see you because I'm blind

Honestly the true character development is that you remembered Jodi's name and didn't just call her Tall Girl the whole time

@dabeastfromdaweast9788

2 жыл бұрын

When he started saying her name I literally went "wait who's that? Oh yea. The main character."

Is anyone going to state the obvious? No? Okay... How did they get Jake from State Farm to insult Ms.Tall girl? Not even State Farm gave him insurance on those ice cream toppings :(

Can't wait for the tall girl Christmas special where she has to deal with topping the star trauma

@ghristophermyers666

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

As someone who actually is 6'2" This franchise comes dangerously close to offending me

@acycle2124

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@thiagocarvalho8630

2 жыл бұрын

It must suck to be you, As I have learned with this movie, tall people don't have very good coordination so you must just trip and fall everywhere

@tatersalad76

2 жыл бұрын

Is it about an inch away, given that Jodie is 6'1"?

@roadside360

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatersalad76 yes

@Chadius_Thundercock

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatersalad76 hey a inch can be big difference

The way the "Far Girl" joke had Marcus wheezing was just sooo pure. 😂

@LeBlondeJames

2 жыл бұрын

They had a chance to make a "Gone Girl" joke and they missed it.

@alyssahopson5926

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeBlondeJames I... I think that was a gone girl joke

@emalaw1329

Жыл бұрын

@@alyssahopson5926 it really wasn't...the franchise is called Tall 'Girl', and her sister is moving 'far' away

@L1ghtJump3r_

Жыл бұрын

@@emalaw1329 I bet like around 55% if the people who watched tall girl ingeneral watched it because Jodie’s sister is leng

@Sudupe16

Жыл бұрын

18:54

I unironically want a random cameo of Marcus and Dan in the next movie.

I love how every KZreadrs seem to be doing a video on it reluctantly and here you are, so happy to watch it!!!!

I like how Marcus and Dan have just accepted her name as “Tall Girl.”

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

😩😩😩

@lemmythetrash-goblin8291

2 жыл бұрын

It's not a name. It's a title. Of honour. Of dread. Mark for her height. And gender.

@ShibuNub3305

2 жыл бұрын

Elongated Woman

@rohansharma6804

2 жыл бұрын

humongous girl Colossal girl Giant girl

@yeehee4871

2 жыл бұрын

What’s her actual name?

They really missed out on this one. They could have followed up on that tall people cult by having short people going missing at the school and tall girl has to stop them to save Dinkleberg. Maybe have the swede turn out as the cult leader.we know tall girl was trained in self defence when a serial killer went around as mentioned in the last movie. So much potential

@CCrab_

2 жыл бұрын

I'd legit pay a large sum of money to make this a reality.

@synnamon_toast_crunch

2 жыл бұрын

DINKLEBERG

@AsSeenOnTV0893

2 жыл бұрын

Don't let Netflix steal this idea from you

@sumthingnvm0

2 жыл бұрын

You almost described Riverdale lmao

I love Adam. He is the funniest dude. And his predictions are so good everytime.

was really hoping the two tall girls would have a Kaiju battle

Tall is a good trait. That’s like making a movie called “Strong Boy”.

@MistaZULE

2 жыл бұрын

And his best friend “guy whose teeth are too white”

@Haha-ty6xz

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah being tall is a good thing but not always for women. Most of the time we get masculinize if we’re too tall and some of us don’t like that. Men are expected to be tall and women are expected to be small. I pretty sure you could understand why a guy would complain about being "too short", well for women it’s the opposite. The issue is more that she’s not THAT tall.

@callnight1441

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haha-ty6xz i get what your saying. the film even has that feeling. if she were like 7ft, the movie would make a lot more sense

@jimbobbles2265

2 жыл бұрын

RIP

@icecreamhero2375

2 жыл бұрын

Back in ancient times we needed tall people to get the fruit from trees.

I like how everyone goes from thinking Steeg's this really cool chad to inexplicably despising him.

@dvf1736

2 жыл бұрын

it's because the main character didn't like him, thus the world revolving around her aren't allowed to like him either

@someone8323

2 жыл бұрын

@@dvf1736 THIS

Once you pointed out the blue-orange, I could no longer NOT see it. It's Castlevania all over again!

The "close to the sun" joke got me too good

“I've watched you from deep behind Jodi’s cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose, Dunkleman. We take.”

@rickyricardo2280

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀😭😭😭

@benvolio5415

2 жыл бұрын

IM FUCKING DYING

@Red_Ryan_Red

2 жыл бұрын

Jody’s on sabbatical, honey.

16:42 "Dude that was so cool" "What" "You saved Jody's shoes!" I'm literally wheezing of laughter right now 😂😂

@reeceparriah4772

2 жыл бұрын

I was watching this while using a public bathroom, and couldn’t help but laugh out loud at that 😂

@DekuStickGamer

2 жыл бұрын

How did the writers and actors ever take this seriously 🤣

@marsmurderer9868

2 жыл бұрын

@@reeceparriah4772 you were what?

Good to see this video returned to youtube. Love watching the cosmonaut picture show

I just wanna say you have been one of my fave KZreadrs for a couple years and I’m glad you are uploading more often

When Marcus literally zooms in on the State Farm guy and doesn't make a joke about how that's the State Farm guy lmao

@stephendoctor6941

2 жыл бұрын

Right I was waiting for it ahahah

@UsesElevators

2 жыл бұрын

I was sad about that :(

@madelinekurtz2243

2 жыл бұрын

They didn’t even ask him if it costs more to insure Tall Girls

@arrowfan9604

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro I needed to know I wasn’t just seeing shit

@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t sure if I was just seeing things there. Thank you so much. 😂😂😂😂

“What do you have to complain about being tall?” Tall Girl: the voices

@Raicheru13

2 жыл бұрын

This gives me a great idea for a horror movie where people start hearing voices when they reach a certain height. The taller they get, the more tortured they become. Only the short people are spared the insanity. Somebody get on that.

@rohansharma6804

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raicheru13 tall girl 3 pitch

@jakes1566

2 жыл бұрын

@@rohansharma6804 tall girl 3: schizoid arc

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raicheru13 The cult of tall people from the first movie are causing it to brainwash people into becoming new members... it's all coming together

@ashb7

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Raicheru13 with Tom Cruise as the protagonist, since he's immune

I swear to God the video you guys did on Tall Girl it's so good I watch it like once a month and always cracks me up, I can't wait to watch this one.

"the goblin is attacking." i almost spat my drink out

“You were tall sideways” Came here to laugh, not get personally attacked

@FinchZeKey

2 жыл бұрын

Kachiga

@caiomesquita268

2 жыл бұрын

Just like me, the small voice in my head keeps getting bigger 😔

Movie 1. The Tall The Girl Movie 2. 2 Tall 2 Girl Movie 3. Tall Girl: Swedish Drift Movie 4. Tall Girl Movie 5. Tall 5 Movie 6. Tall Girl 6 Movie 7. Girl 7 Movie 8. Fate of the Girl Movie 9. T9 Spin-off. Dunkie and Stig

@poweroffriendship2.0

2 жыл бұрын

Spin-Off: Short Guy

@crimsonmaverick8237

2 жыл бұрын

NOT GIRL 7

@adam-gf2qb

2 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing my ass of over this comment, thanks

I love the random Jake from state farm cameo that means nothing. 😂 This is the Franchise that keeps on giving.

18:40 "That's some trick. That tall of yours..."

if Tall Girl 3 isn't called "Tall Girl 3: Swedish Drift", WE RIOT

@nickbaham5651

2 жыл бұрын

Stockholm Drift to fit with Tokyo Drift

@Spacejellow

2 жыл бұрын

And they go to sweden with Stig and the issue will be that EVERYONE is tall and shes the small one

@Onehundredpounds

2 жыл бұрын

Tall Girl 9 can be called T9

@SolaceMcfly

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spacejellow they need to hire you immediately

@ti703

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Tall people aren't known for their coordination" So we're just gonna pretend the NBA isn't real huh? I love this Tallverse

@CascadianRanger

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually canon in the TGCU that basketball was banned in 1973 in the "tall people initiative' which as we all know, caused mass segregation and prejudices against tall people across the nation. It was only in 2004 that tall people where given equal rights to those over 5'11. Sadly, basketball has not seen a resurgence in the 15 or so years since, as anti tall sentiment still runs wild in America

@RAAZR-

2 жыл бұрын

Just proved this statement true by looking at the smaller players' handles compared to the big players. Nice try though to pick apart a minorities struggles just because you don't agree with them.

@raidabi-thegooppagappa

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR-wtf being a certain height isn't the same as being a minority minority: a relatively small group of people, especially one commonly discriminated against in a community, society, or nation, differing from others in race, religion, language, or political persuasion. idk why you're so steamed

@RAAZR-

2 жыл бұрын

@@raidabi-thegooppagappa You trying to call me angry wont make me angry. You just described a tall person being a minority. Good job. Now let tall people who struggle with being mocked have this to identify with without getting your panties twisted. If the girl was black no one would say anything. Racists zoomers are wild

@amberhernandez

2 жыл бұрын

As basketball was banned, boxing became a mainstay sport in the TGCU, and short people came to dominate televised sports as we know it. Tall people were relegated to filler roles on TV, such as comedians and shopping channel hosts, while the short overlords reigned as the faces of major networks in talk show hosts, news anchors, and game show hosts. That said, tall people slowly took over service roles such as interns, janitors, garbage men and public safety jobs; when they decide to rise up once more, the nation will be powerless to stop them. They've become so integral to modern life, if they quit their jobs, America falls into chaos.

5:07 Not the movie trying to gaslight us when it literally started " You think your life is hard?"

Was recommended your channel because of RLM and the two Tall Girl vids were the first things I’ve watched and they might be the funniest damn videos I’ve ever seen. Awesome job!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing a special time in history where movies like Tall Girl get a sequel and videos like Cosmonauts' Tall Girl review also get a sequel. Truly, all hope in humanity is not lost.

@331Dylan

2 жыл бұрын

Yin Yang, every bad has it flipped side😂

@abrahamfarraj84

2 жыл бұрын

@@331Dylan exactly lol

”You’re like me but you were tall sideways” had me screaming this video is too funny

I had a very good time watching this video. I laughed many times. Thank you Marcus, and sidekick!

The recap showing the cat attack him is so funny 😂😂😂

It’s probably my biggest pet peeve when people use the word “anniversary” for any amount of time less than a year

@crawlingboy

2 жыл бұрын

I hate it as well Especially those like week or month ones It is not a real anniversary stop lying

@jamilabrownie

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a thing that only happens in media because it’s dumb? It makes no sense. The word ‘anniversary’ literally implies a year not a month or two weeks.

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

So do I, it makes no sense yet here we are celebrating three months anniversaries

@brettdallman3885

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamilabrownie no it definitely happens in real life. A lot of people I knew in high school did it and it always confused me

@ashb7

2 жыл бұрын

I'm here to celebrate the three hour anniversary of your comment

We need a Tall Girl Cinematic universe. Laughing at Tall Girl gives me joy

@coronelkittycannon

2 жыл бұрын

The TGCU is coming...

@pixel3042

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the Tall Girl Multiverse where she teams up with Strong boy, Smart kid, Fast corpse and Nice baby in order to defeat their archenemy, Regular Human.

@dontenterthischannel2995

2 жыл бұрын

@@pixel3042 Bad person in the Multiverse of Tallness

@kylekitchenappliance5176

2 жыл бұрын

Steig reduces the height of 50 percent of the population.

@Dgjserffft

2 жыл бұрын

Pls

The whole tall girl thing is straight up a clap back to when Abby Lee Miller called Ava(Jodi) a preying mantis and said she looks ridiculous with her limbs. Ava is a trained dancer, and at some point was a ‘rival’ to Abby’s studio, so as Abby does, she went after a little girl(Ava was young)

11:10 Its treated with as much reverance as Raditz showing up

I love how the movie called Jodie out on how being tall isn't really an issue and just... didn't address it afterwards

Honestly, I’m so glad we have movies that detail the struggles of wealthy, attractive, white women who are taller than the national average. Tall Girl and Tall Girl 2 are cinematic masterpieces

@jjackson6082

2 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda funny because i met a girl my height once and it was kinda weird

@FoxyChariot

2 жыл бұрын

I love this fn comment section bruh 😂😂😂

@RAAZR-

2 жыл бұрын

If only they pulled the victim card like black people do when they have to face consequences

@scorpioigor

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR- Yeah, thank you for showing exactly the kind of horrible person you are. It makes the other comment I left for you even more relevant.

@valterfara5027

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR- ....

"You're like me, but you were tall sideways" I'm dying XD

Tall Girl content has me laughing throughout the whole video. Marcus has outdone himself

Jake from State Farm showing up in Tall Girl in the Multiverse of Tallness was so crazy. The audience in the theater i saw it at was going insane

@raculpeper

2 жыл бұрын

Expected to see more comments about this. Also “the Multiverse of Tallness” is hilarious 😂

@Thurston86

Жыл бұрын

Theatre? Wasn’t this a Netflix release? Do they show those in theatres now?

@whatareyoudoinginmyswamp3596

Жыл бұрын

I honestly thought there would be more comments about this. TBH I don’t know why I acted like I just saw Jim Carrey on screen or some shit.

@Marvelfanatic3658

9 ай бұрын

​@@raculpeperok

@Marvelfanatic3658

9 ай бұрын

​@Thurston86 the comment was just messing around lol don't read into it too much

Tall Girl was our generation's The Room, this sequel better respect the shit out of that legacy!

@goldfilms995

2 жыл бұрын

Tall girl is a pretty bad flick, but it's nowhere near as bad as the room. Tall girl is just a bad film from 2019. The room is truly incomprehensible. Being shot on both digital and film, no professional screenwriting, shooting in unnecessary locations, fights on set, etc.

Man I was worried for a second, thank god the video is back.

10:39 oh my god, the instant validation I felt when you both called out the Jerry scream because I also immediately thought “why was that such a Seinfeld moment?” as soon as it happened lmao. I’m convinced Dunks was trying to channel Seinfeld for the last few lines there

There's a girl at my school who is 6'3 and everyone thinks she's the coolest person on the planet. So to me, it's so goofy to see this girl being ostracized for being kind of tall. Shit's more unrealistic than a superhero movie Edit: Igot Soares just murdered a man

@RAAZR-

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, anecdotal evidence is so useful. In my country many girls have issues being tall which is backed up by statistics. Maybe allow them to have this to watch without other minorities shitting on it. But hey let's be fake tolerant because only the people we sympathize with deserves to be represented. Never change mentally ill zoomers, never change.

@raidabi-thegooppagappa

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR- dude chill nobody gets oppressed or shit on or ends up homeless just for being tall end of story

@RAAZR-

2 жыл бұрын

@@raidabi-thegooppagappa no one claimed they did. Doesn't mean content should'nt be available for people that have a hard time being tall. And assume peoples temper elsewhere. Bye

@raidabi-thegooppagappa

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR- lmao you just proved the point nobody gets made fun of for being tall and nobody claims to have been made fun of for that reason can you give me an example of a tall guy being made fun of for their height? you can't

@scorpioigor

2 жыл бұрын

@@RAAZR- Jesus fucking Christ, you are literally calling someone mentally ill over them being "fake tolerant" because they dared to say that they know a tall girl who is happy and accepted. Claim your medal on astounding hipocrisy, you earned it. Now, gee, why do ACTUAL (not other, actual) minorites shit on this movie, I wonder? Is it because that literally one of the first things said by the protagonist in this series was "Do you think you have a problem? Well, I'm tall!"? Noooo, we are probably just fake tolerant. How dare us not sympathize with a perfeclty fine and priviledged pretty white girl who's so self-centered that she thinks no one has it worse than her? We should just forget that some of us are literally in danger for just existing, because, after all, we don't have a problem, right, we're not TALLLLLLL. Your comment manages to be worse than this fucking movie. This movie, at least, isn't offensive, it's just stupid.

Hello Marcus from The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, I was hoping to contact you regarding your request for a new movie franchise to review. It was really hard for me to determine if there are any good franchises even left to review. However, I came to the conclusion that the movie franchise with the most consistent quality in the modern era is the "Garfield" franchise. I would suggest starting with live action films, 'Garfield (2004)' and 'Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)'. Also make sure to watch the post credits scene of Zombieland 2, that's important so you don't get lost. After that, you continue your viewing with the beginning of the animated films, 'Garfield Gets Real (2007)'. After that is what I think many consider the "black sheep" of the franchise, 'Garfield's Fun Fest (2008)'. Finally, you actually get to watch a superhero movie anyways with 'Garfield's Pet Force (2009)'. That will conclude your viewing of the whole franchise. You can purchase 'Garfield Kart' on Steam if you need to pregame or something. I hope to hear back from you soon.

@wonderlandwar773

2 жыл бұрын

i second garfunkke

@SpiceofLifevariety

2 жыл бұрын

Very professional

@_mango_

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, live action Garfield needs to be on the Picture Show

@RaydarVI

2 жыл бұрын

Blow this up so we can see it.

@Evanz111

2 жыл бұрын

Most effort that had ever gone into a comment x

17:53 reminds me of one of my favorite bands alt-J that consists of keyboardist Gus Unger-Hamilton, drummer Thom Sonny Greene and frontman Joe Newman

this is one of the funniest titles i have ever seen

I actually can’t believe that Marcus got Edgar Wright to watch tall girl 2 with him

@Br-kc2jy

2 жыл бұрын

Still funny that he's in his left side

I’ve been waiting for this since I saw it drop on Netflix

@FlawlessLikeAnthony

2 жыл бұрын

Ong

@Kohl_Barsness

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@yoppafree

2 жыл бұрын

ME YOO SK EXVITED I LVOE COSMONTAUT

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoppafree same

@noahsmith660

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I wasn’t ready for the Jake from State Farm cameo lol

Yo it’s back! I did not get to see this before it was taken down so I’m stoked.