T**** Pins Jan 6th Violence on Pence | Fox Plays Softball with DeSantis | Abra-clam Lincoln
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The former president used a campaign speech in Iowa to punch back at his former VP over blame for the insurrection. Elsewhere, Florida’s governor fielded literal softball questions in an interview on Fox News, and Stephen looks into the strange tale of a big, old clam.
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How is Trump even allowed to run for any political position in this country? Truly mind-blowing.
@cpmf2112
Жыл бұрын
He should be running for president of his cell block :/
@anzaca1
Жыл бұрын
He hasn't been convicted yet.
@Krackonis
Жыл бұрын
Flirting with fascists is an american tradition. :)
@carrollsanders9376
Жыл бұрын
BLAME Mitch McCoverup.
@cmdraftbrn
Жыл бұрын
@@Krackonis we passed the flirting stage, and playing footsies.
I'm still confused about how 3 years later Trump hasn't faced any consequences. Our government truly IS weak, and he is a blatant symptom of its impotence.
@scottwoods3510
Жыл бұрын
Consequences for what?
@meandthepotatoes4916
Жыл бұрын
@@scottwoods3510 are you retarded?
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
He's also partially to blame for it.
@UnexpectedDanger
Жыл бұрын
@@scottwoods3510 the insurrection. Damn, you just come out of a coma?
@patton3338
Жыл бұрын
@@scottwoods3510 You definitely know what exactly man, you dont need to play that silly naive game. I just hope you're happy with the bed that you're making for yourself. So willing to ignore all the blatant corruption and lies. For the benefit of being Trump's puppet I guess? The other side can play that game too, I promise that's not the road you want to go down. You will reap what you sow.
He _literally_ said "if he'd done what I wanted, nobody would've gotten hurt."
@retriever19golden55
Жыл бұрын
Not quite, he didn't literally use those words...but that was certainly the implication!
@CuriousCritter17
Жыл бұрын
@@retriever19golden55 He did say it. it doesn't have to be a quote.
@retriever19golden55
Жыл бұрын
@@CuriousCritter17 If you say he "literally" said something, then yes, it does have to be the actual words, that's what "literal" means. That's the implication of his words, but not what he actually said. He said, according to Stephen, "had he sent them back [meaning the ballots]...I believe...we wouldn't have had January 6, as we call it." Nothing about anyone getting hurt, because he of course won't admit it caused anyone to get hurt, and because he's usually very careful to phrase things for deniability. How he thinks that squares with his claims that it was peaceful tourists, or Antifa, or FBI instigators, I sure don't know.
@TheWorld_2099
Жыл бұрын
And lady Democracy would be suing Trump for rape.
@JP51ism
Жыл бұрын
@@retriever19golden55 Your take is a bit flawed; yes, "literal" is or should be verbatim, the words, but you acknowledge the meaning being the same, which is what the writer was alluding to ~ the classic gangster rationale. As Cassidy Hutchinson was careful to say in her recounting of exchanges she heard ~ "words to the effect" which the writer 'meant' here. BUT, you let Trump "off the hook" with regard to people getting hurt. Referring to Jan. 6th means ALL that it entails; so Trump was saying that if Pence had complied, we wouldn't have had the turmoil of that date ~ that not only saw injury but deaths. Yes, the phrasing he often uses allows for equivocation or "deniability" but this isn't one of them IMO. He likes to create his own reality & have others just accept it. You're reading into his remarks, hearing that he said nothing about people getting injured. [That he is responsible for the events of Jan. 6th includes the loss of life entailed in the breach of the Capitol, that he delighted in watching & only late in the day made an announcement urging the evacuation & return home, with "We love you."]
“It wasn’t me, it was him 😭😭😭” Spoken like a true narcissist.
@nonyabizness.original
Жыл бұрын
he's still subliminally inciting violence because his cult hears him saying "BLAME MIKE PENCE! BLAME MIKE PENCE!".
@deedoyle4069
Жыл бұрын
I've lived with a narcissist for years; he is SO like a minor version of *Rump !!!
@drbkind6356
Жыл бұрын
A narcissist with a kindergarten child's mentality
@oldmanfromoc7684
Жыл бұрын
@@deedoyle4069 Me to she left me with two kids! Bless her heart!
@bhonest-gb5zg
7 ай бұрын
@@oldmanfromoc7684better than take 5hem and turn them against you while taking all your shit hoise money and wages from labor
Bernie called the Silicon Bank collapse back in 2018 when trump Deregulated the banks. Bernie is a very wise man.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
So of course, no one listened to him.
@davidbright6790
Жыл бұрын
Same with Warren. She was all over this.
@gamepapa1211
Жыл бұрын
Because Americans would much prefer listen to an orange-faced clown than people with actual credentials.
@carrollsanders9376
Жыл бұрын
I knew January 6th 2021 was going to happen on December 19 2020, because Donnie Doofus told me it was!
@bryanergau6682
Жыл бұрын
Then vote for him
That's pretty clever, trying to pin the attempted murder on the intended victim.
@Gfy69ytb
Жыл бұрын
Its not clever, and neither is T****. Narcissistic personality disorder. Its called blame-shifting and gaslighting.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Talk about being the Galsighter-In-Chief!
@nikobatallones
Жыл бұрын
“It’s his fault he’s alive!”
@MorganBondelid
Жыл бұрын
classic DARVO - Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender
@oboemoboe
Жыл бұрын
Classic abuser.
Hard to see why Trump is still allowed to walk loose, When he blamed Pence for his own hangman’s noose.
@hu3v0s
Жыл бұрын
In which country do you live?
@dafttool
Жыл бұрын
@@hu3v0s Florida. Born & bred.
05:15 That Eric trump impersonation gets me every single time. Colbert is a breakthru artist. Can you imagine Johnny Carson dealing with issues like these? He was 30 years of gossip about the Gabor sisters. "I don't need a TV, I have a fireplace." --- Anon
@tabathasheffroth7981
Жыл бұрын
As much as l like Colbert and Kimmel, l can assure you if there had been sh*t like this going on in his day, Johnny would have hit it out of the park.
@richiejohnson
Жыл бұрын
@@tabathasheffroth7981 Back in Carson's day it was unimaginable for a late show host to present material like Kimmel, Fallon, Myers, Noah, Mahar and Oliver. The genre simply didn't exist, and nobody would have watched it. Ed McMahon sitting next to Obama? 🤩 Carson was a court jester for a fat and happy post-war public to watch and make babies. Who knows if Carson could have adapted? I think he could not.
@butterfly-nb1ow
Жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson had the good sense to stay out of politics. People tuned in to get away from politics.
@richiejohnson
Жыл бұрын
@@tabathasheffroth7981 I had forgotten Steve Allen and Jack Parr both came before Johnny. I think they liked the bar a little higher 🤫
He should be in "prison" as we call it.
@carrollsanders9376
Жыл бұрын
He should be Stewart Rhodes cell mate.
@gregbors8364
Жыл бұрын
Should be, but won’t be
@scottwoods3510
Жыл бұрын
For what, your delusional fantasies?
@nathanbopp6163
Жыл бұрын
@Scott Woods fraud, election fraud, campaign finance fraud, espionage, fraud, rape, inciting a riot, money laundering, fraud, tax fraud 🤷♂️
@tylersmash7134
Жыл бұрын
@@scottwoods3510 what delusions are you referring to?
He always blames his second in command. He's just used to them falling on the sword for him.
@wendydabee
Жыл бұрын
Eh, technically he'll blame anyone, anyone will get thrown under the bus if he thinks it'll cover his ass.
@Petalumination
Жыл бұрын
Wendy Desparois, We’ll, to be fair, that’s a lot of ass to cover. In fact, from here, he appears to be ALL ass.
@kingjamos2422
Жыл бұрын
@@wendydabee And that is a lot of ass to cover.
@CuriousCritter17
Жыл бұрын
he blames America all the time. Even his campaign message was America sucks. MAGA means America sucks and "only I can fix it"
@deamonsoul1
Жыл бұрын
Apparently I got blocked by 3 commenters. Nice.
Just as Louis was "waiting" to catch what is definitely 5he same ball, the midroll ad started! I can't remember the last time the midroll ad made me laugh, the comedic timing was PERFECT! 😂
I love the Eric impression. It never fails to get a laugh and be sad all at the same time.
OMG, the T***p crazies have begun. At least Stephen makes it bearable.
@pipedown1246
Жыл бұрын
trump keeps saying Desanctimous over and over again trying to make it stick like he did with crooked hilary and sleepy joe,and it's hilarious to see it's not working. 😄
@gregbors8364
Жыл бұрын
@@pipedown1246 “Meatball Ron” is so much better
@sydneysalinas7622
Жыл бұрын
They never quit
@JohnSmith-vs9rs
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, It's only going to get worse 😵💫
@chrislandis6873
Жыл бұрын
He makes it bearable for YOU because you don't want to hear that there's more than one way to view things and no one way is the right way. you're thinking is like saying... everyone who sees some new movie should ALL agree it was great or bad. No one can have differing opinions. Hope you never get a divorce, or if you do, that the judge let's your husband tell his side of the story and then let him tell the judge what you'd say and why it's all wrong. and the judge never listens to you... cause he likes the husband. THAT'S THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.
DeSantis looks like the face on the cover of Mad Magazine. 🤣😂
@gregbors8364
Жыл бұрын
That’s Alfred E. Neuman
@MrBsbotto
Жыл бұрын
Told ya! Florida needs a New Man!
@amyreynolds3619
Жыл бұрын
The twice impeached disgraced FORMER president said that about Pete Buttigieg.
@Lorrdd
Жыл бұрын
Not even remotely, unless the brail of DeSantis's face is the same. They look nothing alike.
@MichelleStCyr-rz4jb
Жыл бұрын
OMG yes he does!!🤣🤣🤣
Actually, speaking as an Englishman, we’ve always called it “the 6th of January”
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
Жыл бұрын
Well, la di dah.
I thought it was DeFascist.
We don't need to relive 2016... we really REALLY don't need that.
@anzaca1
Жыл бұрын
Trump running again would be like 202. He'd lose, even worse than before.
@CaminoAir
Жыл бұрын
@@anzaca1 I genuinely hope so. But it was about 50,000 votes in five states that effectively decided the 2020 Presidential Election. The GOP's new election laws have taken effect in many places. Trump wouldn't have to actually win for many citizens to believe he had. And the biggest danger is if someone else gets the Republican nomination.
@misslanapaulford
Жыл бұрын
Ohhh but us English have loved and laughed so hard at Stephen Colbert and then Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers kicking Orange T arse 5 nights a week. Bloody loved it.
@misslanapaulford
Жыл бұрын
@@anzaca1 my god we can only hope..He'd lose again..He should be in a orange suit with numbers on it.
@kane4013
Жыл бұрын
GO TRUMP!! HE IS OUR SAVIOUR !! I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH ❤🧡💛
Once again thank you for your humourous take on the insanity they call government
@abocas
Жыл бұрын
You mean "the former government" I presume ....
@misslanapaulford
Жыл бұрын
Honey I think you might former tanned orange old man. U better get used it. Its going to be like till November 2024.. GOD HELP AMERICA 🇺🇸.
@radagastbrown9001
Жыл бұрын
Better politicians start with better voters.
@chonqmonk
Жыл бұрын
@@misslanapaulford Did you leave a few words out here, or..?
@BillyBob-fd5ht
Жыл бұрын
@@abocas Both
Thanks for bringing Eric, I smile every time!
"...is a hug." I'm still crying
So, I thought Trump said Jan 6 was a PEACEFUL protest.... so, how can he be blaming it on Pence?
@tabathasheffroth7981
Жыл бұрын
T***p knows full well that anything peaceful and loving is not due to him.
@JohnRay1969
Жыл бұрын
Because he is a pathological liar.
Do you trust someone who lied to you before? How much can you trust a career con artist? 😮😂
That "violence" where the people were walking between red ropes and the capitol police were helping them tour?
With all the nonsense I see every day in our upside down world Stephen gives me sone sense of peace. Thanks man!
Becoming a clam expert is hard work and you have to fight your way to the top through years of shellfish research.
@WestOfEarth
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@JLee-rt6ve
Жыл бұрын
You shellfish bastard! Stepping on inoffensive marine biologists in your lust to reach the pinnacle of clamdom.
@cybercat29
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
@cokesquirrel
Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhh....terrible. Just awful. I love it
i always love when he does Eric the moment his lips go back to normal, cracks me up every time!
Poor Ron!! He keeps hearing his mom telling him that if they make fun of you they like you. Just so sad!!😆😆
"The way you know people like you, is if they're making fun of you." This guy has Orwell as a court jester.
Dump doesn’t even know what the word sanctimonious means yet ironically is being sanctimonious. 😂
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
He's the perfect parody of himself!
@thomasvanstraelen5848
Жыл бұрын
To be fair to him, there are lots of words he doesn't know the meaning of.
@thatswhatisaid8908
Жыл бұрын
And sanctus has a different meaning from sanctimonious. It's also Latin.
@curthennig9448
Жыл бұрын
@@thomasvanstraelen5848 How did he get into Wharton?
@wendydabee
Жыл бұрын
@@curthennig9448 Money, the inherited money from his father. I wouldn't have thought that would have been a hard question to answer....
I like THIS former president impression.😂
I freakin love Stephen's portrayal of Eric T.
"If Pence had just done what I said" Very nice way of saying Look what you made me do!
When asked how old it is, it clammed up.
I think that has to be the bigliest audience booing of T***p ever seen on the Late Show. Bravo, people!
Garlic knots! And Eric Trump: "A hug!" So many classic bits!
Im already disillusioned he and other traitors have gotten no punishment ,and further shows me there's a different justice system for us , why are civilians jailed for it but not him , why is he even allowed to run at all , it isn't pacifying extremists its giving them hope of toppling our government.
@claritacooke-xy1qt
Жыл бұрын
Excellent questions 🙄. Corrupt system to the core .
I love when Eric makes an appearance on the show!
@kakim4956
Жыл бұрын
Eric’s appearance always makes my day😁😂😂
@221b-Maker-Street
Жыл бұрын
I love it, but... it also makes me a _little_ sad for him - continually being the also-ran, un-loved runt in an entire family of ghastly people.
You never disappoint!!!!!Love your monologues delivered with wit, humor and a touch of sophisticated sarcasm❤
Cato's laugh, gets me everytime! 🥰🎷🎼
This injustice against clam experts will not stand! Marine biologists with expertise in clams are just as cool as other marine biologists #justice4clamexperts
@chezmoi42
Жыл бұрын
Keep clam.
@rfree863
Жыл бұрын
they work for the bureau of re clam ation
@Tao_Tology
Жыл бұрын
...he ex-clammed.
@Petalumination
Жыл бұрын
Marine biologists are clam-oring for attention!
@markmolok2261
Жыл бұрын
I've found and kept a large clam shell and looks to be the top half, and at it's widest measures 6 11/16 I wonder how old that one is
Why does tangerine traitor talk about "everyone" like we're ALL sharecroppers in the dust bowl?
@elenachristian9860
Жыл бұрын
Ecause his dementia is so powerful, he thinks he's Hoover?
@donrobertson4940
Жыл бұрын
Sharecroppers don't own land to leave their kids. Sharecroppers usually get exploited by the landowners and supply companies and wind up being liable for any debt if things don't work out. So he's kinda right ...
@a.j.carter8975
Жыл бұрын
♥️🇬🇧😀 tangerine traitor. Brilliantly put.
I love how Stephen helps his cast become more famous
Trump’s accusation against Pence is an admission of guilt to inciting an insurrection.
that game of catch between Stephen and Louis was priceless!!!
@ismaeldeviaje
Жыл бұрын
Trés bien!
@sjbock
Жыл бұрын
Louis shows a talent for acting.
@jackson857
Жыл бұрын
Loved it.
@julianriveracarrera3344
Жыл бұрын
You mean useless tucker
I had a pretty crappy day. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed and I'm glad to be able to end the day with your monologue, Stephen.
@mason96575
Жыл бұрын
You should go to sleep mad... the dreams should be awesome 👌
@iliketowatch.
Жыл бұрын
Put your bed into the corner and -- voila! No more waking up on the wrong side.
@ShakeMixPoundRoll
Жыл бұрын
Woke is BAAAAAAAAD.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
I hope your tomorrow is better than your yesterday.
@blacblack7187
Жыл бұрын
Stay "woke" , don't go broke!😉
The catch bit with Lewis was fantastic 😂
Trump: "There was no violence on Jan. 6th. They were a peaceful tour group" Also Trump: "The violence on Jan. 6th was Pence's fault".
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
Жыл бұрын
They were a peaceful tour group who were actually BLM/Antifa who committed the violence that never happened. And don’t forget, Trump said he would pardon those who never committed the violence, who were BLM/Antifa anyway.
@mikekim1219
Жыл бұрын
He has been talking both side of his mouth forever and MAGA loves him.
@calvinhosworld
Жыл бұрын
We should all go "tour" mar a lago.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
I mean, at least he's admitting something...
@claritacooke-xy1qt
Жыл бұрын
We’re obviously in an era where people can say anything that’s documentably false , strange , overtly ridiculous and most of the population and journalists even , won’t bat an eye or ask the next appropriate and obvious hard question. It’s surreal . What we have come to is not good/ whatever it is .
I’m from Florida and I can tell you DeSantis should NEVER been given more power. He has more than he should.
@seffishestopal5950
Жыл бұрын
Some people in this world get more power than they deserve.
@beamartin7396
Жыл бұрын
@@seffishestopal5950 NO to desantis!
@CuriousCritter17
Жыл бұрын
@@seffishestopal5950 He took it.
@barbaramonahan4801
Жыл бұрын
You have my sympathy, my friend.
@MrRockend
Жыл бұрын
You would probably love living in CA with Newsome- closed schools and businesses plus high taxes
My man Colbert giving it to them again.
@misslanapaulford
Жыл бұрын
Stephen and his team of writers are amazing.. There seems to be more connection between him and Jon B replacement.
@manojtewari1775
Жыл бұрын
@@misslanapaulford mam...John b was replaced because he looked like a fragle!
@ericklaus3972
Жыл бұрын
like John Stewart using common sense on Colbert. I hope he comes back. Nha they won't
@mr.chuckleteeth4382
Жыл бұрын
Giving “them” what? Colbert is a puppet for the left he’s no different than anyone else in corporate media. He has owners and an agenda, you happen to like his agenda so you see past his hypocrisy. 😂
When you showed that clam, I thought at first it was a sculpture of the top of T****s head, specifically his hair. Great monologue as always.
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
@damnation89000
Жыл бұрын
Keep dreaming
I feel like T***** already has enough of the 'parents who are cutting all of their kids out of the will' vote not to pander
On another note, I'm glad they're getting Lewis more involved ☺️
Damn you Late Show! I've had the Meatball Ron song living rent free at the forefront of my mind for weeks
I guess you could say, being an expert in that branch of Marine Biology is not the most…. CLAM-orous! 🤨 Thankyou, I’m here all week!
Thanks Mr. Colbert, it's not easy living here nowdays, you make it a little better
I beg any and all journalists, please ask Trump to define "sanctimonious" during a press conference
@sjbock
Жыл бұрын
And ask him to spell it.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
Жыл бұрын
@@sjbock And use it in a sentence.
@danielgonzalez5787
7 ай бұрын
He definitely figures out definitions of he even bothers to
Trump sounds like he's been living in a nursing home where he's always been told by the care staff that his ideas are all "very smart."
The French dude had the tears running down my legs
"Brown-haired guy who's not Steve Ducey" --- That's a DEEP callback to the Report. Still hilarious.
Nothing shows me the level of intelligence from T***p better than the fact that he has the epic nugget that is "Meatball" in his arsenal yet he denies coming up with it and continues to us "Desanctimonious" (which you couldn't possibly convince me he never had to ask someone how to spell) which is just an objectively weak and flimsy. It's like he goes to get a painting of himself to look awesome but he shows up with a pool noodle instead of a sword.
I'm glad we're finally getting serious about clam facts. For far too long, facts about clams have been going unchecked, leading to many falsehoods.
😮the members of the Georgia grand jury are true Americans. Thank you for your service.
My stomach hurts from that Eric T. impression from laughing so.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
Жыл бұрын
That's one of my favorite things watching Colbert.. when he channels all sad, mealy-mouthed Eric, it's almost as if Eric is _actually there!_
@terrygalvin9653
Жыл бұрын
I really dislike making fun of children - any children - just because their parent is rotten. Haven’t they suffered enough?
You'd think 'Abra-clam Lincoln' would be a bearded clam, wouldn't ya?
@shellymartin3756
Жыл бұрын
Then it would be Clamity Jane.
@NewMessage
Жыл бұрын
@@shellymartin3756 * pounds the table *
@lucashowell8689
Жыл бұрын
Not Hillary Clam-ton?
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Oh God...
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
Жыл бұрын
Or at least have a stern countenance underneath a stovepipe hat.
4:36 "That is sacred ground....beef, pork, veal, lamb." Underrated joke!
“Hey, Dad’s talking about me.” 😂😂😂😂
Clamorous: the noise made by the conflicting reports regarding the age of the alleged giant mollusk.
@wendydabee
Жыл бұрын
Oh, that's a nice pun, and one hell of an underrated comment!
This is why I love Louis so much. He really took to this role and is killing it.
_Stephen:_ "Hey Louis, catch! {throws baseball} {advert plays} _Louis:_ {catches basketball} "Thanks, Stephen!" I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS IS HOW IT PLAYED FOR ME. I'M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT THE AD, IT WAS TOO FVCKING PERFECT
Stephen, that was the best and funniest dt impression ever! Don’t change a thing! 😅😂
Sauron: The War on Middle Earth wasn't my fault...it was Saruman's fault.
@JLee-rt6ve
Жыл бұрын
Sore[Loser]on: My new name for him is "Sorry Man".
@agentorange81
Жыл бұрын
Lardon
@thatswhatisaid8908
Жыл бұрын
I heard that saruman was Mccarthy.
@Lorrdd
Жыл бұрын
Technically, it was Morgoth's. Sauron was manipulated by Morgoth into believing he would bring Order and Perfection, Sauron's sphere of influence. In reality, Morgoth just wanted to destroy, and by then, Sauron was so corrupted that gaining more and more power became the goal.
@patches3216
Жыл бұрын
According to sauron the war in the middle east was Kenny's fault.
I never tire of his Eric impersonation…😂
@Kpimpmaster
Жыл бұрын
Because it does cause psychological pain to talk about Eric
Treason should be punished accordingly.
LOL THE 30'S MOBSTER WAS GOLD I CLAPPED MY HANDS IN MY LIVING ROOM
If only Ronnie's Dad had played catch with him now and again... he wouldn't have grown up with the burning need to tear every other family he could apart.
@shirleyrombough8173
Жыл бұрын
You could say that about the orange psychopath.
@CloudsGirl7
Жыл бұрын
I'd argue that's the entire Republican party, but he is the poster boy for them, after all... I mean, their utter glee at killing women is appalling.
Wait- the large clam was from Mexico not Florida? Did Rhonda Santus send it back to Mexico? Or even Martha's Vinyard? He's sleepin' on the job!
Lmao Edward G. Robinson was a great surprise! Thanks for not going chump voice. Playing catch with Louis was great too!
I will *never* tire of the Eric impression.
How did he manage to give up on BOTH "Meatball Ron" and "Tiny D" for "Ron DeSanctimonious"... dear me he's off his game, and "Ron DeSatan" is right there.
@danielleS257
Жыл бұрын
As a Floridian we have both these heinous humans & have to develop drinking games to stay sane, one being Battle of the Nicknames. I won with Ron DeStupid.
@Dougland214
Жыл бұрын
I think the deSatan is the best one!! I've been saying it about him for a minute now👹 and I think we should have a pole and come up with the best worst names for that dude it's the only time I've ever wanted to help mr. Turd do anyting
@lynnebucher6537
Жыл бұрын
@@Dougland214 DeSatan is good, as is DeathSantis for his interference with COVID-19 safety and prevention programs. Let's not forget that the first available vaccines Florida received were made available, per Ronnie's direction, to wealthy neighborhoods chock full of his political campaign donors.
@Dougland214
Жыл бұрын
@@lynnebucher6537 I remember they were so scared they were going to pay for hospitals new wings and s*** remember that they were literally knocking each other in the head to get first in line they didn't want to tell nobody they got them they didn't want nobody to go to the places and use it up before they did! Like seriously The Villages how many of their own people did they take out in this quest for lies! I think everyone who had a family member who died of covid because they wouldn't wear a mask should sue Fox for lying to them!
@mickdeegan4651
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@@danielleS257RonnyDeeshaytn is moe better.
stephen colbert is the best to ever do it
What I really love about Colbert's Eric impression is the way his eyes get that neurotic look you see in lonely dogs.
The Eric impression is always top notch
Remember everyone, it’s either America or Trump?
@katsong3302
Жыл бұрын
Democracy or Dick tater-ship. his bestie is Potato.
@Raiga345
Жыл бұрын
"America first"
@jayrose2933
Жыл бұрын
DeSantis is someone who’ll destroy democracy as well. This country is in genuine danger and most likely will be for some time.
@kateuhler7803
Жыл бұрын
It's either America, or it's rethuglican fascist wannabe-dictator, hell-bent on turning us into a fascist theocracy.
@davidbright6790
Жыл бұрын
You don't want to live in Trumpistan? 😝
When I grow up I want to be a Clam Expert!😂🤣
Those were top-tier clam jokes
Nice catch Lewis 🥖😂
I love Louis!!! He's talented and so funny.
Colin Farrell will be so disappointed not to have been included on that hot priest list 🤭
No one should be allowed to hold the highest office of government with NO previous civil service!!!
The best late night show host 🙌
You forgot Father Ralph de Bricassart in The Thorn Birds. Meggie fell for him and he for her!
@le2800
Жыл бұрын
Yes! That was a sinfully delightful movie with Richard Chamberlain who was so handsome and I think Rachel Ward was his young love interest. Wow! I hadn't seen that movie in ages!!!
5:55 "The way you know they like you, is they make fun of you". ... Wow. ...
Steven, all my best to you, your wife and your show.
1:35 Whom amongst us is old enough to remember Edward G Robinson? 🤣
@lloydmckay3241
Жыл бұрын
Lotsa.
@ocean4659
Жыл бұрын
Love his acting!
Watching PAB45'S attorney give interviews, I came to one conclusion...PAB45 is fawked and it's hilarious 😂😂😂
@lynnebucher6537
Жыл бұрын
PAB45, now that's priceless!
@Iseerightthruyou
Жыл бұрын
@@lynnebucher6537 feel free to claim it as your own, but you have to promise to spread it far and wide.... 😂😂😂
@Tao_Tology
Жыл бұрын
TRE45ON works, too.
@ThatOpalGuy
Жыл бұрын
We should make a beer called PAB45
Finally involved the band in an appropriate joke and non-forced manner, good job!
I kept thinking that clam was going to be George Santos.
'We don't reply on American banks, we get all the funding we need out of Russia " -- Eric Trump 2015
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
Жыл бұрын
He actually said that?!? Why isn't that being discussed?! That's pretty blatant.
@AndiDuck
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Yes he actually said that in 2015
@HungryLoki
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Didn't you hear that all those connections that Trump's team had to Russia and failed to disclose were all part of a hoax and the entire republican-led investigation that uncovered massive amounts of tampering and obstruction by Trump and his team which was conveniently swept under the table by Barr was just a democrat ploy?
@saltwater8915
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Don Jnr made similar statements
@tinoguerrero3120
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto - why? Because Faux news repeated the lie that russia investigation was a hoax- and by repeating a lie a billion times- ignorant americans take it as truth. The LIARS have more stamina- THAT is how autocrats win- by wearing down their opponents/victims.
President Trump is the greatest President this nation has had the honor to witness