T**** Pins Jan 6th Violence on Pence | Fox Plays Softball with DeSantis | Abra-clam Lincoln

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The former president used a campaign speech in Iowa to punch back at his former VP over blame for the insurrection. Elsewhere, Florida’s governor fielded literal softball questions in an interview on Fox News, and Stephen looks into the strange tale of a big, old clam.
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  • @reneesatchel42
    @reneesatchel42 Жыл бұрын

    How is Trump even allowed to run for any political position in this country? Truly mind-blowing.

  • @cpmf2112

    @cpmf2112

    Жыл бұрын

    He should be running for president of his cell block :/

  • @anzaca1

    @anzaca1

    Жыл бұрын

    He hasn't been convicted yet.

  • @Krackonis

    @Krackonis

    Жыл бұрын

    Flirting with fascists is an american tradition. :)

  • @carrollsanders9376

    @carrollsanders9376

    Жыл бұрын

    BLAME Mitch McCoverup.

  • @cmdraftbrn

    @cmdraftbrn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Krackonis we passed the flirting stage, and playing footsies.

  • @Vitriol-Divergent
    @Vitriol-Divergent Жыл бұрын

    I'm still confused about how 3 years later Trump hasn't faced any consequences. Our government truly IS weak, and he is a blatant symptom of its impotence.

  • @scottwoods3510

    @scottwoods3510

    Жыл бұрын

    Consequences for what?

  • @meandthepotatoes4916

    @meandthepotatoes4916

    Жыл бұрын

    @@scottwoods3510 are you retarded?

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    He's also partially to blame for it.

  • @UnexpectedDanger

    @UnexpectedDanger

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@scottwoods3510 the insurrection. Damn, you just come out of a coma?

  • @patton3338

    @patton3338

    Жыл бұрын

    @@scottwoods3510 You definitely know what exactly man, you dont need to play that silly naive game. I just hope you're happy with the bed that you're making for yourself. So willing to ignore all the blatant corruption and lies. For the benefit of being Trump's puppet I guess? The other side can play that game too, I promise that's not the road you want to go down. You will reap what you sow.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue Жыл бұрын

    He _literally_ said "if he'd done what I wanted, nobody would've gotten hurt."

  • @retriever19golden55

    @retriever19golden55

    Жыл бұрын

    Not quite, he didn't literally use those words...but that was certainly the implication!

  • @CuriousCritter17

    @CuriousCritter17

    Жыл бұрын

    @@retriever19golden55 He did say it. it doesn't have to be a quote.

  • @retriever19golden55

    @retriever19golden55

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CuriousCritter17 If you say he "literally" said something, then yes, it does have to be the actual words, that's what "literal" means. That's the implication of his words, but not what he actually said. He said, according to Stephen, "had he sent them back [meaning the ballots]...I believe...we wouldn't have had January 6, as we call it." Nothing about anyone getting hurt, because he of course won't admit it caused anyone to get hurt, and because he's usually very careful to phrase things for deniability. How he thinks that squares with his claims that it was peaceful tourists, or Antifa, or FBI instigators, I sure don't know.

  • @TheWorld_2099

    @TheWorld_2099

    Жыл бұрын

    And lady Democracy would be suing Trump for rape.

  • @JP51ism

    @JP51ism

    Жыл бұрын

    @@retriever19golden55 Your take is a bit flawed; yes, "literal" is or should be verbatim, the words, but you acknowledge the meaning being the same, which is what the writer was alluding to ~ the classic gangster rationale. As Cassidy Hutchinson was careful to say in her recounting of exchanges she heard ~ "words to the effect" which the writer 'meant' here. BUT, you let Trump "off the hook" with regard to people getting hurt. Referring to Jan. 6th means ALL that it entails; so Trump was saying that if Pence had complied, we wouldn't have had the turmoil of that date ~ that not only saw injury but deaths. Yes, the phrasing he often uses allows for equivocation or "deniability" but this isn't one of them IMO. He likes to create his own reality & have others just accept it. You're reading into his remarks, hearing that he said nothing about people getting injured. [That he is responsible for the events of Jan. 6th includes the loss of life entailed in the breach of the Capitol, that he delighted in watching & only late in the day made an announcement urging the evacuation & return home, with "We love you."]

  • @sarahbarrett1247
    @sarahbarrett1247 Жыл бұрын

    “It wasn’t me, it was him 😭😭😭” Spoken like a true narcissist.

  • @nonyabizness.original

    @nonyabizness.original

    Жыл бұрын

    he's still subliminally inciting violence because his cult hears him saying "BLAME MIKE PENCE! BLAME MIKE PENCE!".

  • @deedoyle4069

    @deedoyle4069

    Жыл бұрын

    I've lived with a narcissist for years; he is SO like a minor version of *Rump !!!

  • @drbkind6356

    @drbkind6356

    Жыл бұрын

    A narcissist with a kindergarten child's mentality

  • @oldmanfromoc7684

    @oldmanfromoc7684

    Жыл бұрын

    @@deedoyle4069 Me to she left me with two kids! Bless her heart!

  • @bhonest-gb5zg

    @bhonest-gb5zg

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@oldmanfromoc7684better than take 5hem and turn them against you while taking all your shit hoise money and wages from labor

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Жыл бұрын

    Bernie called the Silicon Bank collapse back in 2018 when trump Deregulated the banks. Bernie is a very wise man.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    So of course, no one listened to him.

  • @davidbright6790

    @davidbright6790

    Жыл бұрын

    Same with Warren. She was all over this.

  • @gamepapa1211

    @gamepapa1211

    Жыл бұрын

    Because Americans would much prefer listen to an orange-faced clown than people with actual credentials.

  • @carrollsanders9376

    @carrollsanders9376

    Жыл бұрын

    I knew January 6th 2021 was going to happen on December 19 2020, because Donnie Doofus told me it was!

  • @bryanergau6682

    @bryanergau6682

    Жыл бұрын

    Then vote for him

  • @DroZzhat
    @DroZzhat Жыл бұрын

    That's pretty clever, trying to pin the attempted murder on the intended victim.

  • @Gfy69ytb

    @Gfy69ytb

    Жыл бұрын

    Its not clever, and neither is T****. Narcissistic personality disorder. Its called blame-shifting and gaslighting.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Talk about being the Galsighter-In-Chief!

  • @nikobatallones

    @nikobatallones

    Жыл бұрын

    “It’s his fault he’s alive!”

  • @MorganBondelid

    @MorganBondelid

    Жыл бұрын

    classic DARVO - Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender

  • @oboemoboe

    @oboemoboe

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic abuser.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Жыл бұрын

    Hard to see why Trump is still allowed to walk loose, When he blamed Pence for his own hangman’s noose.

  • @hu3v0s

    @hu3v0s

    Жыл бұрын

    In which country do you live?

  • @dafttool

    @dafttool

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hu3v0s Florida. Born & bred.

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson Жыл бұрын

    05:15 That Eric trump impersonation gets me every single time. Colbert is a breakthru artist. Can you imagine Johnny Carson dealing with issues like these? He was 30 years of gossip about the Gabor sisters. "I don't need a TV, I have a fireplace." --- Anon

  • @tabathasheffroth7981

    @tabathasheffroth7981

    Жыл бұрын

    As much as l like Colbert and Kimmel, l can assure you if there had been sh*t like this going on in his day, Johnny would have hit it out of the park.

  • @richiejohnson

    @richiejohnson

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tabathasheffroth7981 Back in Carson's day it was unimaginable for a late show host to present material like Kimmel, Fallon, Myers, Noah, Mahar and Oliver. The genre simply didn't exist, and nobody would have watched it. Ed McMahon sitting next to Obama? 🤩 Carson was a court jester for a fat and happy post-war public to watch and make babies. Who knows if Carson could have adapted? I think he could not.

  • @butterfly-nb1ow

    @butterfly-nb1ow

    Жыл бұрын

    Johnny Carson had the good sense to stay out of politics. People tuned in to get away from politics.

  • @richiejohnson

    @richiejohnson

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tabathasheffroth7981 I had forgotten Steve Allen and Jack Parr both came before Johnny. I think they liked the bar a little higher 🤫

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

    He should be in "prison" as we call it.

  • @carrollsanders9376

    @carrollsanders9376

    Жыл бұрын

    He should be Stewart Rhodes cell mate.

  • @gregbors8364

    @gregbors8364

    Жыл бұрын

    Should be, but won’t be

  • @scottwoods3510

    @scottwoods3510

    Жыл бұрын

    For what, your delusional fantasies?

  • @nathanbopp6163

    @nathanbopp6163

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Scott Woods fraud, election fraud, campaign finance fraud, espionage, fraud, rape, inciting a riot, money laundering, fraud, tax fraud 🤷‍♂️

  • @tylersmash7134

    @tylersmash7134

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@scottwoods3510 what delusions are you referring to?

  • @deamonsoul1
    @deamonsoul1 Жыл бұрын

    He always blames his second in command. He's just used to them falling on the sword for him.

  • @wendydabee

    @wendydabee

    Жыл бұрын

    Eh, technically he'll blame anyone, anyone will get thrown under the bus if he thinks it'll cover his ass.

  • @Petalumination

    @Petalumination

    Жыл бұрын

    Wendy Desparois, We’ll, to be fair, that’s a lot of ass to cover. In fact, from here, he appears to be ALL ass.

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wendydabee And that is a lot of ass to cover.

  • @CuriousCritter17

    @CuriousCritter17

    Жыл бұрын

    he blames America all the time. Even his campaign message was America sucks. MAGA means America sucks and "only I can fix it"

  • @deamonsoul1

    @deamonsoul1

    Жыл бұрын

    Apparently I got blocked by 3 commenters. Nice.

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 Жыл бұрын

    Just as Louis was "waiting" to catch what is definitely 5he same ball, the midroll ad started! I can't remember the last time the midroll ad made me laugh, the comedic timing was PERFECT! 😂

  • @MICHAEL-vy3ch
    @MICHAEL-vy3ch Жыл бұрын

    I love the Eric impression. It never fails to get a laugh and be sad all at the same time.

  • @nyxcin1
    @nyxcin1 Жыл бұрын

    OMG, the T***p crazies have begun. At least Stephen makes it bearable.

  • @pipedown1246

    @pipedown1246

    Жыл бұрын

    trump keeps saying Desanctimous over and over again trying to make it stick like he did with crooked hilary and sleepy joe,and it's hilarious to see it's not working. 😄

  • @gregbors8364

    @gregbors8364

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pipedown1246 “Meatball Ron” is so much better

  • @sydneysalinas7622

    @sydneysalinas7622

    Жыл бұрын

    They never quit

  • @JohnSmith-vs9rs

    @JohnSmith-vs9rs

    Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, It's only going to get worse 😵‍💫

  • @chrislandis6873

    @chrislandis6873

    Жыл бұрын

    He makes it bearable for YOU because you don't want to hear that there's more than one way to view things and no one way is the right way. you're thinking is like saying... everyone who sees some new movie should ALL agree it was great or bad. No one can have differing opinions. Hope you never get a divorce, or if you do, that the judge let's your husband tell his side of the story and then let him tell the judge what you'd say and why it's all wrong. and the judge never listens to you... cause he likes the husband. THAT'S THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.

  • @curiousk9603
    @curiousk9603 Жыл бұрын

    DeSantis looks like the face on the cover of Mad Magazine. 🤣😂

  • @gregbors8364

    @gregbors8364

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s Alfred E. Neuman

  • @MrBsbotto

    @MrBsbotto

    Жыл бұрын

    Told ya! Florida needs a New Man!

  • @amyreynolds3619

    @amyreynolds3619

    Жыл бұрын

    The twice impeached disgraced FORMER president said that about Pete Buttigieg.

  • @Lorrdd

    @Lorrdd

    Жыл бұрын

    Not even remotely, unless the brail of DeSantis's face is the same. They look nothing alike.

  • @MichelleStCyr-rz4jb

    @MichelleStCyr-rz4jb

    Жыл бұрын

    OMG yes he does!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @TP1988
    @TP1988 Жыл бұрын

    Actually, speaking as an Englishman, we’ve always called it “the 6th of January”

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, la di dah.

  • @vailryan5682
    @vailryan5682 Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was DeFascist.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Жыл бұрын

    We don't need to relive 2016... we really REALLY don't need that.

  • @anzaca1

    @anzaca1

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump running again would be like 202. He'd lose, even worse than before.

  • @CaminoAir

    @CaminoAir

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@anzaca1 I genuinely hope so. But it was about 50,000 votes in five states that effectively decided the 2020 Presidential Election. The GOP's new election laws have taken effect in many places. Trump wouldn't have to actually win for many citizens to believe he had. And the biggest danger is if someone else gets the Republican nomination.

  • @misslanapaulford

    @misslanapaulford

    Жыл бұрын

    Ohhh but us English have loved and laughed so hard at Stephen Colbert and then Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers kicking Orange T arse 5 nights a week. Bloody loved it.

  • @misslanapaulford

    @misslanapaulford

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anzaca1 my god we can only hope..He'd lose again..He should be in a orange suit with numbers on it.

  • @kane4013

    @kane4013

    Жыл бұрын

    GO TRUMP!! HE IS OUR SAVIOUR !! I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH ❤🧡💛

  • @robierobinson4741
    @robierobinson4741 Жыл бұрын

    Once again thank you for your humourous take on the insanity they call government

  • @abocas

    @abocas

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean "the former government" I presume ....

  • @misslanapaulford

    @misslanapaulford

    Жыл бұрын

    Honey I think you might former tanned orange old man. U better get used it. Its going to be like till November 2024.. GOD HELP AMERICA 🇺🇸.

  • @radagastbrown9001

    @radagastbrown9001

    Жыл бұрын

    Better politicians start with better voters.

  • @chonqmonk

    @chonqmonk

    Жыл бұрын

    @@misslanapaulford Did you leave a few words out here, or..?

  • @BillyBob-fd5ht

    @BillyBob-fd5ht

    Жыл бұрын

    @@abocas Both

  • @KennethD000
    @KennethD000 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for bringing Eric, I smile every time!

  • @tammymatt9186
    @tammymatt9186 Жыл бұрын

    "...is a hug." I'm still crying

  • @sassycat4157
    @sassycat4157 Жыл бұрын

    So, I thought Trump said Jan 6 was a PEACEFUL protest.... so, how can he be blaming it on Pence?

  • @tabathasheffroth7981

    @tabathasheffroth7981

    Жыл бұрын

    T***p knows full well that anything peaceful and loving is not due to him.

  • @JohnRay1969

    @JohnRay1969

    Жыл бұрын

    Because he is a pathological liar.

  • @sachung
    @sachung Жыл бұрын

    Do you trust someone who lied to you before? How much can you trust a career con artist? 😮😂

  • @jamesphilip6737
    @jamesphilip6737 Жыл бұрын

    That "violence" where the people were walking between red ropes and the capitol police were helping them tour?

  • @SusiFroggyPorter
    @SusiFroggyPorter Жыл бұрын

    With all the nonsense I see every day in our upside down world Stephen gives me sone sense of peace. Thanks man!

  • @jonfreilich
    @jonfreilich Жыл бұрын

    Becoming a clam expert is hard work and you have to fight your way to the top through years of shellfish research.

  • @WestOfEarth

    @WestOfEarth

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @JLee-rt6ve

    @JLee-rt6ve

    Жыл бұрын

    You shellfish bastard! Stepping on inoffensive marine biologists in your lust to reach the pinnacle of clamdom.

  • @cybercat29

    @cybercat29

    Жыл бұрын

    😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

  • @cokesquirrel

    @cokesquirrel

    Жыл бұрын

    Ohhhhhhhh....terrible. Just awful. I love it

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 Жыл бұрын

    i always love when he does Eric the moment his lips go back to normal, cracks me up every time!

  • @kierstenridgway4634
    @kierstenridgway4634 Жыл бұрын

    Poor Ron!! He keeps hearing his mom telling him that if they make fun of you they like you. Just so sad!!😆😆

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph Жыл бұрын

    "The way you know people like you, is if they're making fun of you." This guy has Orwell as a court jester.

  • @azarahwagner2749
    @azarahwagner2749 Жыл бұрын

    Dump doesn’t even know what the word sanctimonious means yet ironically is being sanctimonious. 😂

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    He's the perfect parody of himself!

  • @thomasvanstraelen5848

    @thomasvanstraelen5848

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair to him, there are lots of words he doesn't know the meaning of.

  • @thatswhatisaid8908

    @thatswhatisaid8908

    Жыл бұрын

    And sanctus has a different meaning from sanctimonious. It's also Latin.

  • @curthennig9448

    @curthennig9448

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thomasvanstraelen5848 How did he get into Wharton?

  • @wendydabee

    @wendydabee

    Жыл бұрын

    @@curthennig9448 Money, the inherited money from his father. I wouldn't have thought that would have been a hard question to answer....

  • @jenjabby
    @jenjabby Жыл бұрын

    I like THIS former president impression.😂

  • @ishajac3637
    @ishajac3637 Жыл бұрын

    I freakin love Stephen's portrayal of Eric T.

  • @Nicodemus_Archleone
    @Nicodemus_Archleone Жыл бұрын

    "If Pence had just done what I said" Very nice way of saying Look what you made me do!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    When asked how old it is, it clammed up.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Жыл бұрын

    I think that has to be the bigliest audience booing of T***p ever seen on the Late Show. Bravo, people!

  • @matthewjkhill6657
    @matthewjkhill6657 Жыл бұрын

    Garlic knots! And Eric Trump: "A hug!" So many classic bits!

  • @agentorange81
    @agentorange81 Жыл бұрын

    Im already disillusioned he and other traitors have gotten no punishment ,and further shows me there's a different justice system for us , why are civilians jailed for it but not him , why is he even allowed to run at all , it isn't pacifying extremists its giving them hope of toppling our government.

  • @claritacooke-xy1qt

    @claritacooke-xy1qt

    Жыл бұрын

    Excellent questions 🙄. Corrupt system to the core .

  • @joeyj9638
    @joeyj9638 Жыл бұрын

    I love when Eric makes an appearance on the show!

  • @kakim4956

    @kakim4956

    Жыл бұрын

    Eric’s appearance always makes my day😁😂😂

  • @221b-Maker-Street

    @221b-Maker-Street

    Жыл бұрын

    I love it, but... it also makes me a _little_ sad for him - continually being the also-ran, un-loved runt in an entire family of ghastly people.

  • @sharonhunt2267
    @sharonhunt2267 Жыл бұрын

    You never disappoint!!!!!Love your monologues delivered with wit, humor and a touch of sophisticated sarcasm❤

  • @youuuknooow7699
    @youuuknooow7699 Жыл бұрын

    Cato's laugh, gets me everytime! 🥰🎷🎼

  • @BenanaBoy
    @BenanaBoy Жыл бұрын

    This injustice against clam experts will not stand! Marine biologists with expertise in clams are just as cool as other marine biologists #justice4clamexperts

  • @chezmoi42

    @chezmoi42

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep clam.

  • @rfree863

    @rfree863

    Жыл бұрын

    they work for the bureau of re clam ation

  • @Tao_Tology

    @Tao_Tology

    Жыл бұрын

    ...he ex-clammed.

  • @Petalumination

    @Petalumination

    Жыл бұрын

    Marine biologists are clam-oring for attention!

  • @markmolok2261

    @markmolok2261

    Жыл бұрын

    I've found and kept a large clam shell and looks to be the top half, and at it's widest measures 6 11/16 I wonder how old that one is

  • @Stuckinabucketagain
    @Stuckinabucketagain Жыл бұрын

    Why does tangerine traitor talk about "everyone" like we're ALL sharecroppers in the dust bowl?

  • @elenachristian9860

    @elenachristian9860

    Жыл бұрын

    Ecause his dementia is so powerful, he thinks he's Hoover?

  • @donrobertson4940

    @donrobertson4940

    Жыл бұрын

    Sharecroppers don't own land to leave their kids. Sharecroppers usually get exploited by the landowners and supply companies and wind up being liable for any debt if things don't work out. So he's kinda right ...

  • @a.j.carter8975

    @a.j.carter8975

    Жыл бұрын

    ♥️🇬🇧😀 tangerine traitor. Brilliantly put.

  • @jacquacooper
    @jacquacooper Жыл бұрын

    I love how Stephen helps his cast become more famous

  • @kcse
    @kcse Жыл бұрын

    Trump’s accusation against Pence is an admission of guilt to inciting an insurrection.

  • @joycemoore8098
    @joycemoore8098 Жыл бұрын

    that game of catch between Stephen and Louis was priceless!!!

  • @ismaeldeviaje

    @ismaeldeviaje

    Жыл бұрын

    Trés bien!

  • @sjbock

    @sjbock

    Жыл бұрын

    Louis shows a talent for acting.

  • @jackson857

    @jackson857

    Жыл бұрын

    Loved it.

  • @julianriveracarrera3344

    @julianriveracarrera3344

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean useless tucker

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 Жыл бұрын

    I had a pretty crappy day. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed and I'm glad to be able to end the day with your monologue, Stephen.

  • @mason96575

    @mason96575

    Жыл бұрын

    You should go to sleep mad... the dreams should be awesome 👌

  • @iliketowatch.

    @iliketowatch.

    Жыл бұрын

    Put your bed into the corner and -- voila! No more waking up on the wrong side.

  • @ShakeMixPoundRoll

    @ShakeMixPoundRoll

    Жыл бұрын

    Woke is BAAAAAAAAD.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope your tomorrow is better than your yesterday.

  • @blacblack7187

    @blacblack7187

    Жыл бұрын

    Stay "woke" , don't go broke!😉

  • @VaveeDances
    @VaveeDances Жыл бұрын

    The catch bit with Lewis was fantastic 😂

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Жыл бұрын

    Trump: "There was no violence on Jan. 6th. They were a peaceful tour group" Also Trump: "The violence on Jan. 6th was Pence's fault".

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104

    @lawrencedoliveiro9104

    Жыл бұрын

    They were a peaceful tour group who were actually BLM/Antifa who committed the violence that never happened. And don’t forget, Trump said he would pardon those who never committed the violence, who were BLM/Antifa anyway.

  • @mikekim1219

    @mikekim1219

    Жыл бұрын

    He has been talking both side of his mouth forever and MAGA loves him.

  • @calvinhosworld

    @calvinhosworld

    Жыл бұрын

    We should all go "tour" mar a lago.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, at least he's admitting something...

  • @claritacooke-xy1qt

    @claritacooke-xy1qt

    Жыл бұрын

    We’re obviously in an era where people can say anything that’s documentably false , strange , overtly ridiculous and most of the population and journalists even , won’t bat an eye or ask the next appropriate and obvious hard question. It’s surreal . What we have come to is not good/ whatever it is .

  • @LuCKyDuCKy881
    @LuCKyDuCKy881 Жыл бұрын

    I’m from Florida and I can tell you DeSantis should NEVER been given more power. He has more than he should.

  • @seffishestopal5950

    @seffishestopal5950

    Жыл бұрын

    Some people in this world get more power than they deserve.

  • @beamartin7396

    @beamartin7396

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seffishestopal5950 NO to desantis!

  • @CuriousCritter17

    @CuriousCritter17

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seffishestopal5950 He took it.

  • @barbaramonahan4801

    @barbaramonahan4801

    Жыл бұрын

    You have my sympathy, my friend.

  • @MrRockend

    @MrRockend

    Жыл бұрын

    You would probably love living in CA with Newsome- closed schools and businesses plus high taxes

  • @DaVinci112358
    @DaVinci112358 Жыл бұрын

    My man Colbert giving it to them again.

  • @misslanapaulford

    @misslanapaulford

    Жыл бұрын

    Stephen and his team of writers are amazing.. There seems to be more connection between him and Jon B replacement.

  • @manojtewari1775

    @manojtewari1775

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@misslanapaulford mam...John b was replaced because he looked like a fragle!

  • @ericklaus3972

    @ericklaus3972

    Жыл бұрын

    like John Stewart using common sense on Colbert. I hope he comes back. Nha they won't

  • @mr.chuckleteeth4382

    @mr.chuckleteeth4382

    Жыл бұрын

    Giving “them” what? Colbert is a puppet for the left he’s no different than anyone else in corporate media. He has owners and an agenda, you happen to like his agenda so you see past his hypocrisy. 😂

  • @WizzardofOdds
    @WizzardofOdds Жыл бұрын

    When you showed that clam, I thought at first it was a sculpture of the top of T****s head, specifically his hair. Great monologue as always.

  • @stevenwilkinson2031
    @stevenwilkinson2031 Жыл бұрын

    Make American great again put Trump in jail.

  • @damnation89000

    @damnation89000

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep dreaming

  • @horngatekeeper
    @horngatekeeper Жыл бұрын

    I feel like T***** already has enough of the 'parents who are cutting all of their kids out of the will' vote not to pander

  • @uncledubpowermetal
    @uncledubpowermetal Жыл бұрын

    On another note, I'm glad they're getting Lewis more involved ☺️

  • @laurenneblett986
    @laurenneblett986 Жыл бұрын

    Damn you Late Show! I've had the Meatball Ron song living rent free at the forefront of my mind for weeks

  • @NineWorldsFromDrew
    @NineWorldsFromDrew Жыл бұрын

    I guess you could say, being an expert in that branch of Marine Biology is not the most…. CLAM-orous! 🤨 Thankyou, I’m here all week!

  • @jillclarke7264
    @jillclarke7264 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Mr. Colbert, it's not easy living here nowdays, you make it a little better

  • @nolananderson4782
    @nolananderson4782 Жыл бұрын

    I beg any and all journalists, please ask Trump to define "sanctimonious" during a press conference

  • @sjbock

    @sjbock

    Жыл бұрын

    And ask him to spell it.

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    @davidanderson_surrey_bc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sjbock And use it in a sentence.

  • @danielgonzalez5787

    @danielgonzalez5787

    7 ай бұрын

    He definitely figures out definitions of he even bothers to

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair Жыл бұрын

    Trump sounds like he's been living in a nursing home where he's always been told by the care staff that his ideas are all "very smart."

  • @johnjewell219
    @johnjewell219 Жыл бұрын

    The French dude had the tears running down my legs

  • @paulgconstantine
    @paulgconstantine Жыл бұрын

    "Brown-haired guy who's not Steve Ducey" --- That's a DEEP callback to the Report. Still hilarious.

  • @evey89
    @evey89 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing shows me the level of intelligence from T***p better than the fact that he has the epic nugget that is "Meatball" in his arsenal yet he denies coming up with it and continues to us "Desanctimonious" (which you couldn't possibly convince me he never had to ask someone how to spell) which is just an objectively weak and flimsy. It's like he goes to get a painting of himself to look awesome but he shows up with a pool noodle instead of a sword.

  • @Jaebird88
    @Jaebird88 Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad we're finally getting serious about clam facts. For far too long, facts about clams have been going unchecked, leading to many falsehoods.

  • @georgiannacook8874
    @georgiannacook8874 Жыл бұрын

    😮the members of the Georgia grand jury are true Americans. Thank you for your service.

  • @edwinagray4373
    @edwinagray4373 Жыл бұрын

    My stomach hurts from that Eric T. impression from laughing so.

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    Жыл бұрын

    That's one of my favorite things watching Colbert.. when he channels all sad, mealy-mouthed Eric, it's almost as if Eric is _actually there!_

  • @terrygalvin9653

    @terrygalvin9653

    Жыл бұрын

    I really dislike making fun of children - any children - just because their parent is rotten. Haven’t they suffered enough?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    You'd think 'Abra-clam Lincoln' would be a bearded clam, wouldn't ya?

  • @shellymartin3756

    @shellymartin3756

    Жыл бұрын

    Then it would be Clamity Jane.

  • @NewMessage

    @NewMessage

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shellymartin3756 * pounds the table *

  • @lucashowell8689

    @lucashowell8689

    Жыл бұрын

    Not Hillary Clam-ton?

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh God...

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    Жыл бұрын

    Or at least have a stern countenance underneath a stovepipe hat.

  • @rocketman544
    @rocketman544 Жыл бұрын

    4:36 "That is sacred ground....beef, pork, veal, lamb." Underrated joke!

  • @AtesotFlavor
    @AtesotFlavor Жыл бұрын

    “Hey, Dad’s talking about me.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Krampus360
    @Krampus360 Жыл бұрын

    Clamorous: the noise made by the conflicting reports regarding the age of the alleged giant mollusk.

  • @wendydabee

    @wendydabee

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, that's a nice pun, and one hell of an underrated comment!

  • @andrewbenge2040
    @andrewbenge2040 Жыл бұрын

    This is why I love Louis so much. He really took to this role and is killing it.

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay Жыл бұрын

    _Stephen:_ "Hey Louis, catch! {throws baseball} {advert plays} _Louis:_ {catches basketball} "Thanks, Stephen!" I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS IS HOW IT PLAYED FOR ME. I'M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT THE AD, IT WAS TOO FVCKING PERFECT

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 Жыл бұрын

    Stephen, that was the best and funniest dt impression ever! Don’t change a thing! 😅😂

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Жыл бұрын

    Sauron: The War on Middle Earth wasn't my fault...it was Saruman's fault.

  • @JLee-rt6ve

    @JLee-rt6ve

    Жыл бұрын

    Sore[Loser]on: My new name for him is "Sorry Man".

  • @agentorange81

    @agentorange81

    Жыл бұрын

    Lardon

  • @thatswhatisaid8908

    @thatswhatisaid8908

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard that saruman was Mccarthy.

  • @Lorrdd

    @Lorrdd

    Жыл бұрын

    Technically, it was Morgoth's. Sauron was manipulated by Morgoth into believing he would bring Order and Perfection, Sauron's sphere of influence. In reality, Morgoth just wanted to destroy, and by then, Sauron was so corrupted that gaining more and more power became the goal.

  • @patches3216

    @patches3216

    Жыл бұрын

    According to sauron the war in the middle east was Kenny's fault.

  • @marycirimele9172
    @marycirimele9172 Жыл бұрын

    I never tire of his Eric impersonation…😂

  • @Kpimpmaster

    @Kpimpmaster

    Жыл бұрын

    Because it does cause psychological pain to talk about Eric

  • @sakarakit5835
    @sakarakit5835 Жыл бұрын

    Treason should be punished accordingly.

  • @fivethreeone
    @fivethreeone Жыл бұрын

    LOL THE 30'S MOBSTER WAS GOLD I CLAPPED MY HANDS IN MY LIVING ROOM

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    If only Ronnie's Dad had played catch with him now and again... he wouldn't have grown up with the burning need to tear every other family he could apart.

  • @shirleyrombough8173

    @shirleyrombough8173

    Жыл бұрын

    You could say that about the orange psychopath.

  • @CloudsGirl7

    @CloudsGirl7

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd argue that's the entire Republican party, but he is the poster boy for them, after all... I mean, their utter glee at killing women is appalling.

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy Жыл бұрын

    Wait- the large clam was from Mexico not Florida? Did Rhonda Santus send it back to Mexico? Or even Martha's Vinyard? He's sleepin' on the job!

  • @ds9wormhole
    @ds9wormhole Жыл бұрын

    Lmao Edward G. Robinson was a great surprise! Thanks for not going chump voice. Playing catch with Louis was great too!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Жыл бұрын

    I will *never* tire of the Eric impression.

  • @SocksAndPuppets
    @SocksAndPuppets Жыл бұрын

    How did he manage to give up on BOTH "Meatball Ron" and "Tiny D" for "Ron DeSanctimonious"... dear me he's off his game, and "Ron DeSatan" is right there.

  • @danielleS257

    @danielleS257

    Жыл бұрын

    As a Floridian we have both these heinous humans & have to develop drinking games to stay sane, one being Battle of the Nicknames. I won with Ron DeStupid.

  • @Dougland214

    @Dougland214

    Жыл бұрын

    I think the deSatan is the best one!! I've been saying it about him for a minute now👹 and I think we should have a pole and come up with the best worst names for that dude it's the only time I've ever wanted to help mr. Turd do anyting

  • @lynnebucher6537

    @lynnebucher6537

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Dougland214 DeSatan is good, as is DeathSantis for his interference with COVID-19 safety and prevention programs. Let's not forget that the first available vaccines Florida received were made available, per Ronnie's direction, to wealthy neighborhoods chock full of his political campaign donors.

  • @Dougland214

    @Dougland214

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lynnebucher6537 I remember they were so scared they were going to pay for hospitals new wings and s*** remember that they were literally knocking each other in the head to get first in line they didn't want to tell nobody they got them they didn't want nobody to go to the places and use it up before they did! Like seriously The Villages how many of their own people did they take out in this quest for lies! I think everyone who had a family member who died of covid because they wouldn't wear a mask should sue Fox for lying to them!

  • @mickdeegan4651

    @mickdeegan4651

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@danielleS257RonnyDeeshaytn is moe better.

  • @Zero.0ne.
    @Zero.0ne. Жыл бұрын

    stephen colbert is the best to ever do it

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc Жыл бұрын

    What I really love about Colbert's Eric impression is the way his eyes get that neurotic look you see in lonely dogs.

  • @lawrencemaweu
    @lawrencemaweu Жыл бұрын

    The Eric impression is always top notch

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Жыл бұрын

    Remember everyone, it’s either America or Trump?

  • @katsong3302

    @katsong3302

    Жыл бұрын

    Democracy or Dick tater-ship. his bestie is Potato.

  • @Raiga345

    @Raiga345

    Жыл бұрын

    "America first"

  • @jayrose2933

    @jayrose2933

    Жыл бұрын

    DeSantis is someone who’ll destroy democracy as well. This country is in genuine danger and most likely will be for some time.

  • @kateuhler7803

    @kateuhler7803

    Жыл бұрын

    It's either America, or it's rethuglican fascist wannabe-dictator, hell-bent on turning us into a fascist theocracy.

  • @davidbright6790

    @davidbright6790

    Жыл бұрын

    You don't want to live in Trumpistan? 😝

  • @brigidspencer5123
    @brigidspencer5123 Жыл бұрын

    When I grow up I want to be a Clam Expert!😂🤣

  • @christopherbigbear4908
    @christopherbigbear4908 Жыл бұрын

    Those were top-tier clam jokes

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 Жыл бұрын

    Nice catch Lewis 🥖😂

  • @lilwil-ns3uo
    @lilwil-ns3uo Жыл бұрын

    I love Louis!!! He's talented and so funny.

  • @SundaeExpress
    @SundaeExpress Жыл бұрын

    Colin Farrell will be so disappointed not to have been included on that hot priest list 🤭

  • @robynharrison7631
    @robynharrison7631 Жыл бұрын

    No one should be allowed to hold the highest office of government with NO previous civil service!!!

  • @warriormonk3062
    @warriormonk3062 Жыл бұрын

    The best late night show host 🙌

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
    @user-kb9cu4rl9z Жыл бұрын

    You forgot Father Ralph de Bricassart in The Thorn Birds. Meggie fell for him and he for her!

  • @le2800

    @le2800

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! That was a sinfully delightful movie with Richard Chamberlain who was so handsome and I think Rachel Ward was his young love interest. Wow! I hadn't seen that movie in ages!!!

  • @MarkBarrett
    @MarkBarrett Жыл бұрын

    5:55 "The way you know they like you, is they make fun of you". ... Wow. ...

  • @vincentschreiber9496
    @vincentschreiber9496 Жыл бұрын

    Steven, all my best to you, your wife and your show.

  • @ElGordo1959
    @ElGordo1959 Жыл бұрын

    1:35 Whom amongst us is old enough to remember Edward G Robinson? 🤣

  • @lloydmckay3241

    @lloydmckay3241

    Жыл бұрын

    Lotsa.

  • @ocean4659

    @ocean4659

    Жыл бұрын

    Love his acting!

  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou Жыл бұрын

    Watching PAB45'S attorney give interviews, I came to one conclusion...PAB45 is fawked and it's hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @lynnebucher6537

    @lynnebucher6537

    Жыл бұрын

    PAB45, now that's priceless!

  • @Iseerightthruyou

    @Iseerightthruyou

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lynnebucher6537 feel free to claim it as your own, but you have to promise to spread it far and wide.... 😂😂😂

  • @Tao_Tology

    @Tao_Tology

    Жыл бұрын

    TRE45ON works, too.

  • @ThatOpalGuy

    @ThatOpalGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    We should make a beer called PAB45

  • @Kilaminjaro13
    @Kilaminjaro13 Жыл бұрын

    Finally involved the band in an appropriate joke and non-forced manner, good job!

  • @mickware5289
    @mickware5289 Жыл бұрын

    I kept thinking that clam was going to be George Santos.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Жыл бұрын

    'We don't reply on American banks, we get all the funding we need out of Russia " -- Eric Trump 2015

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto

    Жыл бұрын

    He actually said that?!? Why isn't that being discussed?! That's pretty blatant.

  • @AndiDuck

    @AndiDuck

    Жыл бұрын

    @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Yes he actually said that in 2015

  • @HungryLoki

    @HungryLoki

    Жыл бұрын

    @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Didn't you hear that all those connections that Trump's team had to Russia and failed to disclose were all part of a hoax and the entire republican-led investigation that uncovered massive amounts of tampering and obstruction by Trump and his team which was conveniently swept under the table by Barr was just a democrat ploy?

  • @saltwater8915

    @saltwater8915

    Жыл бұрын

    @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Don Jnr made similar statements

  • @tinoguerrero3120

    @tinoguerrero3120

    Жыл бұрын

    @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto - why? Because Faux news repeated the lie that russia investigation was a hoax- and by repeating a lie a billion times- ignorant americans take it as truth. The LIARS have more stamina- THAT is how autocrats win- by wearing down their opponents/victims.

  • @jankristen4951
    @jankristen4951 Жыл бұрын

    President Trump is the greatest President this nation has had the honor to witness

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