"They should be happy, they tried to break into a government facility... and now they get to live in one." Pure fucking gold!

@richsen3808

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully all the BLM and Antifa friends who burned business' down, stopped emergency vehicles from doing their job, took over police stations, took over part of Seattle...including federal buildings...are all rotting in prison as well.

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

I agree, the joke writers are second to none for SC…. But he also has the kick ass delivery that few if any late nighters ever had!

@rock-n-rollfoodie

Жыл бұрын

@dirty … YES! Great truthful post. I love watching each and everyone of those seditionist get their fair day in court and then head to jail. Any MAGA with rebuttal is false and have learned former WH buffoon tactics of repeating the same lie until they actually believe such lie. Keep voting blue America 💙

@richsen3808

Жыл бұрын

@@rock-n-rollfoodie be nice if all rioters got the same treatment. The January 6th turds are teddy bears compared to the other rioters in recent years.

@bentilbury2002

Жыл бұрын

@@richsen3808 Lost the argument... change the subject. Classic.

George Santos is the only person that I have ever known to literally owe a dog money.

@treeherder2201

Жыл бұрын

Yet you are quiet about Liz Warren claiming to be Native American to get her college paid for.

@kathleenaustin327

Жыл бұрын

Sadly the dog died! What a horrible story!!!

@melted_cheetah

Жыл бұрын

Dogs need that money too - they are ferocious poker players

@jeffmcgowan132

Жыл бұрын

MAYBE THE DOG KNOWS SOMETHING WE DONT..NOTHING WRONG WITH HUSH MONEY

@Echo81Rumple83

Жыл бұрын

In that context, regardless of illness status, yeah, that's pretty fxvked up right there...

Imagine telling your mom or wife or brother that you belong to a group called the "proud boys." They'd probably wonder if you're subtly trying to come out to them.

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

Exactly…… these guys have to be the most pathetic bunch of repressed self hating gay men on earth!

@Tustin2121

Жыл бұрын

Considering that “Proud of your Boy” was written by Howard Ashman, a gay man who died from AIDS, that’s not an unreasonable thing to wonder.

@katserizawa4122

Жыл бұрын

Projection.

@lizardog

Жыл бұрын

@@katserizawa4122 Every Trumpublican accusation is a confession.

@angelataylor5241

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I do love the not so subtle suggestion that these 'proud boy's are in the closet about being gay, trans, queer, bi, queens, etc. Honestly, when I first hear the name of the group, I thought they were a support group for letter mafia friends. I've been low key giggling about their name for years. I have an odd send a of humor I guess....

George Santos: "These comic impersonators have so far failed to capture the real me." Comedians: "How are we supposed to know?"

I dont work in govt, but I'm checking my house for classified docs right now, you know, just in case.

@LollieVox

Жыл бұрын

Bahahahaahahhaa Good one!!!! That made me laugh so hard!

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I probably should too haha.

@kathleenaustin327

Жыл бұрын

I sold mine to buy eggs! I can throw them!

@lovematters7515

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@Kim_Miller

Жыл бұрын

@@kathleenaustin327 So, have you been anywhere near King Charles recently? 🙂

It's swell that the sad puppets on Jan 6th are seeing consequences but I want to see the members of the GOP who were involved and El Presidente Dorito see consequences even more.

@Shasha-yg1mm

Жыл бұрын

LOL! El Presidente Dorito! I do like the title, only Doritos aren't orange enough. I like El Presidente Cheeto too.

@corbeau-_-

Жыл бұрын

@@Shasha-yg1mm tangerine emperor sort of did it for me. But in the end, we are emulating Trump and his childish behavior of calling people names to feel better. He's sort of asking for it, put he does drag us down to his level in the process. I'd still suggest silence. Ignoring him is the better option, I suppose. We only fuel the fire of wannabe fascists... They don't respond to insults, or arguments. They just want to do as they please. Just look at what the Dorito has done to politics in a few years. He lowered the bar beyond belief...

@spicyirwin5835

Жыл бұрын

Their leader who led them for his coup HAS TO DO TIME!

@B_Bodziak

Жыл бұрын

@@corbeau-_- Oh, narcissists cannot stand being called names.

@kevinfurlong1403

Жыл бұрын

Tangerine is too healthy and dorito is too delicious

I asked my lawyers to search my home for any classified documents. Then I realized I didn't have any lawyers...or classified documents. Because if I took classified documents home, I would probably be sitting in jail. 🤦‍♂️

I suspect this isn’t uncommon at this level & it seriously needs to be addressed. What is uncommon is deliberately hauling them off by the boxload at the end of a term, knowingly storing them in your unsecure cellar, lying about it, & refusing to turn them over when requested, & violating a subpoena. The former is negligence on the part of someone tbd. The latter is criminal.

@TrickOrRetreat

Жыл бұрын

Spot on 🥳

@ephimp3189

Жыл бұрын

A lot of documents are just regular administrative work that shouldn't be classified any more than your corporate management notes. Then there are other types of documents that hold real sensitive info, like data on nuclear capabilities of countries - which Trump took. Names of agents deployed in other nations.

@TrickOrRetreat

Жыл бұрын

@@ephimp3189 That's also what i understand happened here. And they found empty folders with highly classified markings on them at mar a lago.

@susanwelch9087

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@matthewtaylor3347

Жыл бұрын

As the joke goes. Even the lunch menu at the cia cafeteria is classified

They should do a skit where all the Santos impersonators are in the same room and you have to guess which one is the real George Santos.

@philster1883

Жыл бұрын

Like the old game show "What's My Line"

@philster1883

Жыл бұрын

Or "To Tell the Truth"

@elviraraff6809

Жыл бұрын

@@philster1883 Remove the N and its the perfect show title for George Santos or whatever alias he is using.

@angelataylor5241

Жыл бұрын

You know, that could be a game. You have a person holding a deck of cards. On the cards are either a pretty image on one side and Santos written on the other; or the pretty image on one and a smiley face on all the others. Half the players take cards, the other half make teams. The teams have to figure out who is the 'real' Santos. The ones with the cards have to try their best to 'be Santos'. The teams get to take turns being first to pick who they think Santos is OR remove who they think is Not 'Santos'. Points go to teams who are correct, card holders who stay after each turn, the last card holder left, and the quality of the Santos's.

@seffishestopal5950

Жыл бұрын

Nobody would win!

It’s starting to become a recording of Oprah, now. “You have classified documents! And you have classified documents! And you have classified documents! Everyone has classified documents!”

@moniqueengleman873

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂I was right there with you.

@alexdasliebe5391

Жыл бұрын

I assume I have classified documents, now, they’re so common, they arrive in the mail.

The real bummer about the Proud Boys thing is that "Proud of Your Boy" is a genuinely lovely and touching song about a late bloomer struggling to find his place in the world who earnestly wants to do right by his mom... not that those guys would ever know/express that level of emotional introspection and honesty.

“Mother says I may NOT woogah.” That KILLED me!!

Santos not liking the impersonations of him is such a drag.

@brendathompson2288

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there.

@elenachristian9860

Жыл бұрын

🎶 Kind of a draaag...

@sjs9698

Жыл бұрын

Imo having a drag alter ego is about the most rock&roll thing anyone in the gop's ever managed. bit of a shame that for most of the gop that's a lynching offence.

@shirleyrombough8173

Жыл бұрын

What did he do, sashay off twirling his feather boa? (Sadly, I er borrowed that from someone else)

Law abiding and respected individuals do not pepper spray police and try to halt or hinder the lawful democratic process. And they are not “rioters”, they are traitorous insurrectionists and should be treated as such.

@LollieVox

Жыл бұрын

Well put!

@Tuturial464

Жыл бұрын

Well get a better government. Those gop idiots let terrorists run away and not investigate those members.

@NothingNowhere-vu5oq

Жыл бұрын

They're chimpanzees who carry their own feces and smear it on walls. They are also "christians" who went there to kill other Christians, and even advertised it on banners.

@moonlightpixie9976

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. And I want to see the whole proud boys rule book lol.

@OtayBuckwheat

Жыл бұрын

Seditious Conspirators

It's harder to accidently keep a library book than it is to keep a classified document.. at least they have a system and call about the book

@jessicacaron5084

Жыл бұрын

They should make your strict school librarian in charge of all the classified documents!

@gagatube

Жыл бұрын

The 'library analogy' does not apply. Classified documents are generated throughout the administration and circulated to those that need to see them in the course of people's normal work. The requirement is, depending on the level of classification, that such documents are kept safe in accordance with their classification until such time as they are submitted to the National Archives and any copies destroyed. You do not go to the NA and take out a bunch of classified docs 'on loan'.

The way Mike was looking away and seemingly thinking whether or not he did have documents at home is hilarious

@daren9204

Жыл бұрын

I would love for a Body Language expect to check out Pence's response! 🤔🤔🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂

@daren9204

Жыл бұрын

EXPERT

@daren9204

Жыл бұрын

Auto- Incorrect strikes again ! Well we all know TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS WORKS! I call that the Titanic Syndrome! 🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂

@paulinelarson465

Жыл бұрын

OR - he was considering the possibility/likelihood of Drumpfy Inc. having planted some in his home ! !

@MTMF.london

Жыл бұрын

Oh, he knew he had some. He was squirming while answering and wouldn't look the guy in the eyes - definitely lying.

At this point id be surprised if a politician didnt have classified documents just laying around

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

We should do a random check.

@Tuturial464

Жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 let’s check The gop leaders of the house and senate, the mccrappys, and ManChin, Sinnerma, and hell let’s add mtg and boobnuts, or Matt Hatez

@LollieVox

Жыл бұрын

I’m beginning to think the same!

@LollieVox

Жыл бұрын

@@Tuturial464 Matt Hatez!!! Hahahaha good one

@Tuturial464

Жыл бұрын

@@LollieVox crying McCrappy, and Ditch McConNo are my personal favorites. Replace a d with a b

I think the local libraries in my county are way better at keeping track of their books than the U.S. government is at keeping track of state secrets and classified documents.

@Xrisaac

Жыл бұрын

Those late fees man. The Librarian remembers…

@TheGoofy1932

Жыл бұрын

I Know my Local Library is better at keeping track of documents than the National Archive is. 🤨

@terraincognita3749

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, it is hard to control what Presidents and Vice Presidents do with such papers. They are in charge. With such people, it is also up to their sense of duty and honor to ensure that such documents are handled well.

@bukketkid2567

Жыл бұрын

@@Xrisaac Dude! I think youve got a great idea here... maybe if there were late fees on top secret documents they'd be returned in a timely manner 🤣🤣🤣

@David-iv6je

Жыл бұрын

Too many classified documents

Colbert’s writing staff has to be the best in the biz.

@btbamdep

Жыл бұрын

Not according to Adam Jacobs from Aladdin on Broadway lol. He got so annoyed by a segment joking about the proud boys which was apropos to the song Proud of your Boy from Aladdin but he thinks Stephen was making Adam look feminine lol. Talk about sensitive people in the Broadway community.

@chrism1503

Жыл бұрын

And Stephen’s delivery is the best too.

Instead of random drug tests for our politicians, we should do random classified document searches.

@hartubmoses6645

Жыл бұрын

Sounds good!

I think it's time for..."Proud Boys The Musical!"

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Go ahead, SNL!

@intomnia3313

Жыл бұрын

Slamilton

@mynameisworld

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something those South Park guys would do, like that Mormon one they wrote.

@juresichj

Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks could do it right.

@thisbushnell2012

Жыл бұрын

An update of "Springtime for Hitler"?

And here I was thinking that there were strict protocols in place for viewing or taking and returning classified documents. Apparently the U.S. government is less strict than any local library.

Bernie's "SOUP!", Pense's fly head, SC steering the Big Wheel, and just a treasure trove of great writing, excellent delivery, and abundant laughs. Thanks again, Late Show team! You continue to nightly knock it outta the park. FYI the Santos skit on Jimmy Kimmel's show was hilarious. All in one take and a pick pocketing.

I think it's safe to say by now that these mishandling of classified docs happen more often than most politicians are willing to admit.

@zernebock73

Жыл бұрын

During the cold war the CIA relied heavily on the improper disposal of classified documents from the Soviet bureaucracy to inform themselves. The US has one of the biggest. Add that most politicians are backward assholes demanding paper copies of everything.. and voila!

@nickwallette6201

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. In an ideal world this wouldn't happen at all, but I think we're all getting a dose of reality here. Particularly with people who deal with that much documentation, so much of it classified in some way, and probably quite often while in transit between one place and another. If I had to keep track of every piece of paper somebody shoved in to my face between bites of a sandwich and while boarding an aircraft, I think I would probably forget some, too.

@merchantfan

Жыл бұрын

At this point I'm feeling self-conscious that I don't have any classified documents at home

@michaelccozens

Жыл бұрын

@@merchantfan I know that's a joke, but it's close to reality than you might think. While not excusing mishandling, there's long been concern about the phenomenon of "classification bloat", wherein more documents are classified than need to be in order to avoid oversight and more people are granted clearances than need them because it's regarded as a status symbol. I recall hearing over a decade ago that at least 2 million Americans held "secret" clearance, and those trends have only accelerated as the GWOT continues. That's insane on its face, and, when examined, is even more so.

@davidcattin7006

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! While the three parties with documents THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN HOME bear varying amounts of responsibility, WHAT THE H*LL is the National Archives doing!!! The "system" for giving out and GETTING BACK classified and secret documents is clearly NOT WORKING!!! Someone needs to be fired and the "system" totally revised. I used to work for the NSA, but I am pretty sure I didn't bring home any top secret material! With the Archives, heaven knows who has documents now!!! What a joke- a DANGEROUS joke. They need a full investigation.

I'm willing to bet that Pence decided in that exact moment that he should just check and see if he did have classified docs.

Omg I was laughing waaaay too hard at the Proud Boys Rulebook

@CloudsGirl7

Жыл бұрын

I would've, too, until I realized that those are cult tactics... When they've got you by the genitals, you become whatever the hell they want you to be. This is genuinely dangerous shit.

@Pastree117

Жыл бұрын

No wonder they're so pissed off all the time, yikes!

@diggysoze2897

Жыл бұрын

We’ve gotta start spelling it with a Z. Proud Boyz

mike pence answered ‘did you take any classified documents home’ with ‘uhhhhhhhh, no’ and a simultaneous head shake “yes”. he had and knew he had at least 1 document then.

Notice how Pence shakes his head Yes while saying No . Lol good stuff

@JejuIju

Жыл бұрын

Oh so people are guilty just because they're on the side we don't like? Gotcha. Your side murders babies. Your side keeps blacks killing blacks. Stunning and brave.

@privatename3621

Жыл бұрын

A psychologist would see that as classic lying behavior and visible cognitive dissonance. Pence, who claims to be a "main of honor" which he is not (i.e., Trump's running mate = NOT honorable) had to sit there and lie directly on camera for a question he may not have been prepared to answer. Truth is, he probably took loads of documents home for review and reading, which I'm not actually against. After all, he obviously had security clearance to view those documents, was constantly surrounded by Secret Service and surveillance, and he eventually had to leave the White House to let Trump and Melania go to sleep. And, unlike Trump, Pence probably needed to actually READ those documents to prep for some important meetings (instead of hoarding them like Trump as display trophies or espionage leverage to keep from going to prison). So yeah, its possible, like Biden, that out of all the hundreds or thousands of classified documents that he had to shuffle around for 4 years while in office, Pence or his staff likely missed a couple when they got mixed up with other papers. No big deal. Like Biden, Pence did the right thing and immediately self-reported, returned them, and requested a thorough search for any other misc classified documents just to make sure they got them all. But Trump? No. He refused to return them for way more than a year, after multiple official NARA requests and after a subpoena, forcing the DOJ to send in the FBI to secure and recover the documents. Then came the long list of ridiculous excuses, including that they were "planted" by the FBI, that he magically declassified them "with his mind", and that they "belonged to" him. And oh boy, where there a LOT of highly classified documents, many of them missing with only empty folders remaining. We still don't know the extent of the damage with all of that yet. But one thing is clear, Biden and Pence were a simple and case of disorganization with a very small number of documents. And keep in mind, Biden has been serving in public office for many decades, not just 4 years like Trump. So he has seen and touched a LOT of documents. Not really surprising that a few got mixed in with boxes and boxes of other papers at some point. And also the fact that they are cooperating with officials to make right. Trump never did try to cooperate. And the huge cache of 300+ super top secret compartmentalized SCI documents (and many empty folders with additional documents missing) that he had stolen and then hid (and moved to evade detection) were a completely different situation. In legal proceedings, its all about INTENT. And Trump's intent was criminal.

@charlie-obrien

Жыл бұрын

Part of Pence's odd body language... Like sitting in the chair with his legs splayed over the sides...? WTH?

@just-sayin67

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I saw that!

@PatrickOoy

Жыл бұрын

I just posted the same observation before I read your post, very obvious he is lying. Looks like he is worried the journalist knows something he shouldn't and he is trying to corner him.

Ugh... well it's time to put an amnesty box in Congress for everyone to dump any classified docs they may have taken "by mistake". Give them a short deadline and start raiding homes.

The jury in the Oath Keepers trial spent two hours deliberating before convicting the OK’s on all counts but of that two hours, they spent an hour and fifty-five minutes having lunch and only five minutes deliberating.

The Proud Boys segment is PRICELESS!!

Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if every politician has classified docs. But what makes me wonder is why the hell aren't these documents being tracked? Why aren't there records of these documents leaving the archives?

@kenhoward3512

Жыл бұрын

Apparently there are literally millions of government documents which someone might decide should be "classified" every year. It seems kind of out-of-control.

@1MrAngel1

Жыл бұрын

Dan Abrams had an expert explain it on News Nation. Nothing to worry about.....now that PENCE has docs. Yup. It's all good, now.

@lolawants2008

Жыл бұрын

We KNOW Trump corrupted Secret Service. We KNOW they have covered up for him in massive ways deleting data for Jan 6. Does no one find it a little bit curious that as Jack Smith closes in on Trump over docs that 2 of Trump’s rivals- BOTH WHOM HAVE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL (secret service has access to their properties)- just HAPPEN to find all these stashed docs all of a sudden?? Come on now. I can’t believe no one is even considering the possibility…

@HowlingWolf518

Жыл бұрын

Right? Every broke-ass local library on the planet knows how to make this work, but the White House and Pentagon don't?

@maryanneslater9675

Жыл бұрын

@@HowlingWolf518 Photocopies, maybe? You're not going to photocopy an entire book, but a 4-page document is easy.

3:46 "Uh, I did not." But nods his head: Yes.

@tristanthorndykesrocknroll3082

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that back in November and figured he was lying! It's a body language cue that cops look for during interrogations all the time! People will say what they want you to hear, but the head movement will subconsciously do the opposite.

The Proud Boys manual is more disturbing than any horror movie I've ever seen. 😳

David Muir asked him “did you take documents” and Pence replies “I did not”. And at the same time, he nodded, his head up-and-down as if to say ‘yes I did.’

I'm thinking I should check my own garage for classified documents. And I'm not even in the USA.

@MusashiHeaz

Жыл бұрын

😂 that was really hilarious

Pence and Biden did the right thing in fairness. Give them back straightaway

@evandaymon8303

Жыл бұрын

Yes and yet at sametime it also made gop look even more hypocritical since they also need to condemn pence as well. If they ignore and focus just on biden. Oh boy they are not only hypocritical but ignorant to problem this happen not once not twice but Three times

@cranberryeater7459

Жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: Documents installed to make Trump look bad for the 2024 election.

@filipdahlberg4420

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. It’s obstruction of the national archives duty to protect the secrets of USA. Not the having of documents, though them having them is very bad. Also by such obstruction one should be investigated more thoroughly to identify if national security has been compromised and how. And dully punished or fixed

@WillBravoNotEvil

Жыл бұрын

Give _what_ back? Government documents they weren't supposed to have in the first place?

@liammiskell3522

Жыл бұрын

That's a strange way of defining straightaway.

Seeing Stephen sing and dance always lifts me up higher and higher!🎶🎵

I love how gently Stephen says "Ok, George, you asked for it."

"These comedians need to step their game up!" If there is one group of people you don't want to antagonize, it's comedians. They THRIVE off attention at the expense of others and if you respond in any shape or form you just prove that what they are doing is working. "THANK YOU!

@bengal4047

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. As soon as he read that, I thought 'oh god, Santos is going to bait out John Oliver'. *_glorious flashbacks to 'Eat Shit, Bob: the Musical'_*

@boiledcrap

Жыл бұрын

@@bengal4047 Exactly! If you truly you want to prove you don't care (even if you REALLY do) and really stab someone in the over-inflated ego: DON'T RESPOND! Ignoring is the best soothing balm for a burn.

I'm an Aussie and never heard of the Proud Boys until Trump's 'Stand back and stand by' moment. I've wondered how the weird name was supposed to conjure up masculinity. Now I know. And it cracks me up. 🙂

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

Yep, some of them and standing back and standing by for a jail sentence!😊

@katserizawa4122

Жыл бұрын

Literally formed due to a song "proud of your boy", which is from Aladdin. Their initiation is to pretend to hit someone (a bunch of people hitting one person) while the person getting hit names of cereal brands/types. It's literally a fraternal group that happens to be conservative.

@neatofication

Жыл бұрын

Ditto on everything you said except I’m an American born citizen. They don’t represent us. They’re a small minority

@TheCanadiangirl4

Жыл бұрын

Apparently the founder of this group is Canadian. I'm sorry world, I'm not sure what happened.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I wish these people could see that they're all parodies of themselves!

Do I think Pence knew he had classified documents: No. DO I think Biden knew he had classified documents: No. Do I think Trump knew he had classified documents: No....I KNOW Trump knew he had classified documents.

@corbeau-_-

Жыл бұрын

I also think, like Nixon, that Trump believes in his own myth. 'If the president does it, then it is not illegal'.

@Echo81Rumple83

Жыл бұрын

First two were simply absent minded, the third one is a greedy bastard.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I'm afraid to find out what he did with the ones that are missing!

@colsonchambers6412

Жыл бұрын

If this is your excuse we need an entire purge of the Intelligence Community who oversees classifying documents.. At the time these documents were found only 1 person was President at the time and that was Trump. And by law he's able to declassify anything. The mental gymnastics you people are pulling right now is laughable.

@macforme

Жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 He was complaining about toilets not flushing properly any more.... I think he was flushing documents.

Just listened to a fresh air episode about how bad the classified document system is. So so many things are marked classified. It’s such a mess, and hard to keep track of them. And, things are classified that shouldn’t be , indicating why people don’t even realize they have these things.

Anthony Devolder does a spot on impression of George Santos.

Wow! I went and checked that bundle of postcards and brochures I picked up while visiting the Statue of Liberty a few years back. OMG! Turns out there's some Top Secret and Classified Documents hidden in there! What should I do? I asked my neighbour - a nice Russian gentleman who works for their embassy. He was so understanding... he said he would be passing by the American embassy later and offered to drop those documents in for me. What a relief! Thanks Vlad.

@MrBsbotto

Жыл бұрын

Oh man, that was lucky. What a great neighbor!

@maitrikashin3906

Жыл бұрын

@@MrBsbotto I always thought that bundle of stuff I found looked a bit dodgy. Vlad really went the extra mile to help.

@stevenwilkinson2031

Жыл бұрын

Make American great again put Trump in jail.

@virginiathornton

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my neighbors. They run a travel agency in DC. Two kids. Super helpful with all my FBI work. 😛

I feel left out. I think I'm the only person who doesn't have top secret documents stashed at home.

@jalabi99

Жыл бұрын

Give it time.... 🙃

@MyMarsham

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure…?🤨

@jeffryphillipsburns

Жыл бұрын

Better check with your lawyers.

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

Yup, you are. Even I have hundreds of classified documents. Some came along with grocery receipts!

@juanitacruz6015

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be too sure.

Is this some kind of I am Spartacus moment where every politician stands up and hands classified documents over to the DOJ? “I am the mishandler, I am a the mishandler, I am the mishandler…”

"Okay George, you asked for it." 😂

I love stevens Bernie sanders impression. It always gets to me

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

It was lovely but not quite as good as when SNL did Bernie!

My local library keeps better track of their documents then the government does. Sad! The state of our government would be laughable if it weren’t so dangerous for all of us.

"It is healthy to sing the anthem once per night" reeks of some guy getting caught singing it then, to try to save face in his "masculinity," claimed it's the anthem.

The Proud Boys handbook tells you everything you need to know about someone who would make the irrational decision to join said group. It sounds like something straight out of National Lampoon's Animal House fraternity Omega Theta Pi. "Thank you sir, May I have another!!!!"

@maeamaille

Жыл бұрын

bunch of neonazi misogynists

OK, so I'm over here in Australia. But out of 'an abundance of caution' I'm allowing the FBI to search my house.

@ronnieking3848

Жыл бұрын

I had a very low Security Clearance...and I need to go through my old documents. 🤣🤣

@DaveT383

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha! You rebel!

@claireconover

Жыл бұрын

apparently we classify so many you’ll probably have one.

@lynnevanvorce7727

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@squirrelsarepeopletoo6678

Жыл бұрын

Wise decision Kim

Pence's body language in that Nov. 2022 interview was screaming, LIAR! He nodded yes with a subtle smirk on his face as he denied having classified documents, and his clasped hands covered his junk protectively.

@SoManyRandomRamblings

Жыл бұрын

Exactly....the human subconscious likes to rat us out. Lol

@jeanninewaken7147

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one that noticed Pence nodding "yes," and smirking after stuttering "no."

@mick7even

Жыл бұрын

Covering his junk because lying is his k*nk? 😂

@cadebritt8001

Жыл бұрын

Me three

@pietrojenkins6901

Жыл бұрын

And he claims to be a devout Christian ?

I don’t know how we’re expected to just go on living like nothing has changed after learning this information about The Proud Boys.

I feel like George Santos will be a big Halloween costume idea this year

3:45 Pence is literally nodding "yes" while he says "I did not."

@FutureChaosTV

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbytookalook But never opposite to Momma.

I would bet my last cookie that the real person behind the proud boys is a 35 yr old female and she's just trolling the $hit out of the rules for them. 😂

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

Would not be surprised…..as these people look and sound as dumb as a tree stump!

@simonw2468

Жыл бұрын

That would be great

@squirrelsarepeopletoo6678

Жыл бұрын

Is her name Karen?

@AnimefortheLazyman

Жыл бұрын

Yup, Hence the “toast the housewives” She is one of their poor poor wives

@ashkitt7719

Жыл бұрын

Nah it's a gusano, that is, a MAGA Cuban immigrant likely mad that Castro took his slaves. Which is why I support Cuba. Any "Cuba Libre" nonsense will inevitably be overrun with Proud Boys for that reason. We need to instead end the embargo on Cuba and then Cuba will truly be free.

Glad to see Jan 6ers finally held accountable for their actions against the government.

These documents seem to be treated like confetti. Haven't they heard about the concept of security yet

Thank you for finally putting it out there that they take their name from the Disney Alladin stage play! It’s been torturing me that no one talks about it!

@mynameisworld

Жыл бұрын

Aladdin.

@eskarinakatz7723

Жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly, that song was written by a gay guy. Looked it up, yep, Howard Ashman!

@civil_fellow2985

Жыл бұрын

Suddenly they became less scary.

@dbone3356

Жыл бұрын

It's been referred to several times. But, yes, every time it is, it is a joyous occasion.

@josefkay5013

Жыл бұрын

Sitting in the audience of a live musical is probably a perfect place for a Proud Boy to masturbate--he'd likely be within a yard of at least two women. Especially if his mom counts.

It really can’t be that hard to keep classified documents in their designated required areas. Like seriously?! How did they, the people who are supposed to know where documents are, have no idea they aren’t in their respective spots! Who’s not doing their job?

@Tuturial464

Жыл бұрын

Clearly the US Government. Look at all that has happened in the past century of doom

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Surely our national security is compromised?

@adb888

Жыл бұрын

For higher level classified docs there is supposed to be a chain of custody, but I can tell you as someone that had a TS clearance, not everyone is diligent about this - people get lazy or are afraid to tell their bosses they're supposed to return a document.

@pietrojenkins6901

Жыл бұрын

The national archives.

@NiechoBGC

Жыл бұрын

If Blockbuster back in the 80's could keep track of all those damn late fees, then someone could damn well keep track of classified documents.

Love watching Stephen Colbert! That was my cousin at the very end of show in that Broadway play! 😁

Stephen Colbert you never disappoint when it comes to delivering the news with humor....I love watching your monologues. What would I do without you????

If any regular person had these they would be prosecuted. Hold them all accountable!

@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971

Жыл бұрын

And radical war criminal george w bush too

George forgot the 3 people you NEVER mess up with: hackers, journalists, and comedians

@larrypahl5756

Жыл бұрын

hackers=long pig. look it up you cell-soldier

@AdaptiveReasoning

Жыл бұрын

Well. You can mess with most American journalists going off of their general behavior/deference these last several years.

@annmarieknapp2480

Жыл бұрын

And the interns.

@CloudsGirl7

Жыл бұрын

Costanza had more brains.

@dracoargentum9783

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget to add "your proctologist" to that list.

I'm waiting for Oprah to pop up and say "You get a classified document, and you get a classified document... everyone here gets a classified document!" 😂😂

@katserizawa4122

Жыл бұрын

Someone already said that and you aren't original.

@indigobuni

Жыл бұрын

@@katserizawa4122 My sincerest apologies Queen of the Comments. Sorry I didn't have time to go through over 2K+ posts to make sure I posted something completely different. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you must have had time to do that. 🙄🙄

"Bernie's two top advisors: Ben and Jerry .... " LOLOL!

Again and again it strikes me as very strange that the underlings of the incitors of the insurrection are gettting (well deserved) sentences, but the incitors are not only free but sitting in congress (or a failing Florida country club).

I guess I'll have to use that "Bigo" excuse in court some day. "Your honor. I swear I had no intention of using that AK47 when I took it to the child's birthday party. It was just a fun prop for the kids to play with. It wasn't even operational anyways because I had it with me in the shower the night before. I was washing it for the party."

I must say that it is very disturbing that the National Archives doesn't keep more accurate accounting of our classified documents...

@gagatube

Жыл бұрын

You are under a misapprehension regarding the origins and handling of classified documents - that does not start with the NA, it _finishes_ with the NA.

Bernie Sanders impression was amazing 👌 as always

Don't be surprised if Santos claims that assassin in question was Lee Harvey Oswald.

@claudiajacques2339

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Not so much a handbook, more like a no handbook 😂😂😂 you pulled that on out, got a good grip, the rhythm and beat was perfect. Respect.

@nikobatallones

Жыл бұрын

I exploded with laughter upon hearing that joke.

@MrBsbotto

Жыл бұрын

I knew Stephen would come through in the clutch!

@mojo500100

Жыл бұрын

Good grief. If that’s not enough to eradicate any shred of credibility for an organization, nothing is.

I know someone who got fired for leaving the cheese out at a pizza parlor overnight. Perhaps they ought to have gone into politics. Classified documents are way less sensitive then mozzarella.

Love how pence is shaking his head yes while he is saying 'Uh, I did not '! Lmao! Those are exactly the things that people who judge body language look for in search of Truth!

Notice how Pence nodded to the question "Did you take classified documents home?" while saying no? Body language 101

Wow!! That musical interlude at the end of Stephen’s monologue was fire! Props to that horn player !!

@darrenjackson4646

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they were playing fire on the mountain, no horns normally in it but im sure you can find someone who covers it with brass instruments

@Tina-qp7py

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to post the same. Who is that guy?

@dielaughing73

Жыл бұрын

That's John Lampley. He also plays in the Wongnotes with Cory Wong

The American taxpayers should not have to house these criminals for 20 years while the criminals sit on their asses in jail. Make them do generous giving daily chores to the oppressed, homeless and unwell people, and animals. And Thks Ty Colbert for ‘exposing their stupid rule book’. Ahna

Hmmn. My late dad had beyond top secret clearance. I wonder now if we need to go through the clutter he left behind for any docs he took home from the Pentagon.

Colbert always delivers. Thank You, Stephen & Crew!

@jeffreyl.wiseman2597

Жыл бұрын

Delivers idiocy. Nothing more.

@maryrochefort5564

Жыл бұрын

Where comedy goes to die is more like it

@KhepriX

Жыл бұрын

Geez guys don't smile too much, you may die.

@hulkangry5546

Жыл бұрын

Colbert is a lefty stooge and has never been funny.

@user-tj8ht2hi3x

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyl.wiseman2597 You American INCEL Trump supporters say the "funniest" things

I swear to god, the more I hear of the proud boys the more I am convinced they are virgins

@cindylacy

Жыл бұрын

Angry virgins 😂

@bennetbr761

Жыл бұрын

Apparently per the "book" at least once a month with something....

@MrBsbotto

Жыл бұрын

They're like a troop of scouts raised as incels!

@AlchemistsTable

Жыл бұрын

They better be, they're just boys after all. Their "scout leaders" who lead them in their moral singing... They groom them right.

Stephen your imitation of Mike Pence and the TV commercial break was hilarious

I’m starting to worry that I have classified documents somewhere I don’t know about. 😱

Steven colbert is one of my top 10 favorite people in this corrupt and cruel world. He makes me laugh till I almost can't breathe and his old show is timeless 👌 this man is a national treasure 100% he is quick witted and fast thinker of funny stuff even without teleprompter on the fly.

@timnelson3431

Жыл бұрын

Really? This you found funny? He used to be awesome but something seems to be holding him back. The level of humor in this episode is non existent. Ice cream soup?

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

SC definitely has some of the best joke writers in the business!!!!…. And his delivery is second to none.

@512Squared

Жыл бұрын

@@timnelson3431 ugh wtf? He was on fire 🔥 😂

@512Squared

Жыл бұрын

Him and his team 😄

@kevinmunger1842

Жыл бұрын

@@timnelson3431 I found it very "funny". I feel for mooks that can't understand that comedy addresses difficult issues in topical situations.

I could NOT stop laughing & giggling at your show tunes Proud Boy....you are the best.

@mauracassidy1762

Жыл бұрын

THE PROUD BOYS REALLY JUST WANTED TO BE IN MUSICAL THEATRE ALL ALONG ! 💃 NEVER MIND, THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT - THEY WERE SHOWSTOPPERS FOR A WHILE ON THE HILL ! THEIR HARD MAN MILITIA IMAGE IS JUST A COVER ! ACCORDING TO THEIR PROUD BOYS MANUAL - THEY SHOULD SING THE SONG FROM ALADDIN - AT LEAST ONCE PER DAY - QUESTION - IS THAT INDIVIDUALLY OR AS A CHOIR ? 🤣🤣

@gcromer903

Жыл бұрын

For the encore, "We are men. Men in tights. Tight tights!" Where is Randy Rainbow when you need him?!😆

@judycee4

Жыл бұрын

Once a month. No wonder they’re so mean.

@btbamdep

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought that this was hysterical as well. Unfortunately, the actor Adam Jacobs from Aladdin, got all upset on his social media accounts saying that Stephen is mocking him making him look feminine. What a sensitive community that Broadway world is! Jesus. Tbh, whether he was joking or not, Broadway is corny and is as over dramatic as it gets. I went to a few shows in the past to give it a fair shot but there’s so much cringeworthy material in these shows that I couldn’t wait for them to be over and done with. A lot of the actors are fake as f***, to boot. Somebody needs to blast Pantera during their shows, I swear.

On fire, Mr Colbert, on fire 🔥

Classified documents seem to be like glitter...once you use them, they get everywhere.

I love how Pence nods yes while he lies, then the second time right after he looks away to hide his eyes as he lies again lol. Pence knew he had things he shouldn't, but instead of saying "I'll check again", he tries to lie lol

@IMelkor42

Жыл бұрын

Look how he sits in the chair. Legs to the side, past the corner. Swinging his feet like a child.

@corbeau-_-

Жыл бұрын

@@IMelkor42 to be fair, he always looks uncomfortable. Have you seen him run?

@v.britton4445

Жыл бұрын

Totally

@theduder2617

Жыл бұрын

Since he himself intentionally sent people to search for potential documents, your delusion of supposed "lies" fell apart before you began typing. If you would like clear and objective evidence of what lying actually is, I refer you to the former orange mouth breather and his flock of uneducated mindless moronic worshipers. For not even one of them have stopped lying despite being exposed and prosecuted. MOST vice presidents do not realize what documents they might still possess. MOST citizens have no working understanding of all that a vice president is tasked with during their term. Biden and Pence BOTH immediately turned over discovered documents and then IMMEDIATELY initiated deeper searches where anything else that was found was IMMEDIATELY turned over. What did the uneducated infant do again? Oh yea, he LIED about having anything, LIED about having even more of anything. Then to place icing on the cake of lies, he absolutely invented the most uneducated lie imaginable... "I declassified them with my mind". You should investigate the definition of words before attempting to use them in sentences. But not before investigating reality vs invented fantasy. After which, look into the scathing reality that this has happened during EVERY presidential term, but has only recently come to public light directly due to the criminal actions of the former criminal stain. The importance comes from the documents themselves. There is a reason why the stain's documents have remained a very serious issue, while nothing of real importance has been discovered within the documents discovered and turned over by Biden nor Pence. There is intent and non-intent. Factors those born after 1990 simply can not understand, and blind worshipers intentionally refuse to accept. Reality can never be altered nor adjusted simply by saying words. If that were the case, TRUST ME, EVERY SINGLE blind worshiper of the former stain would currently be floating around the planet's oceans in search of a nation willing to accept them, for I have long ago stated that should be the punishment for intentional ignorance. Saying words does nothing at all to affect reality.

@armandomercado2248

Жыл бұрын

His body language says "I'm lying."

Man, it's scary how quickly and fully he transforms into Bernie.

@Tina-qp7py

Жыл бұрын

His accent and mannerisms are so....Bernie!

His George Santos is Edward G. Robinson 😂

It doesn't take a body language specialist to see that Pence was lying. His head nod said "yes," his tense body language, not to mention the delayed and stuttered reply. Man....check everyone in politics lol

I want to see the entire proud boys rule book oh please 🙏 release the whole thing.

@sheilaboston7051

Жыл бұрын

Tried a search for it, but no luck. Being that it's compiled by a white supremacist, fascist, misogynist group I can see why it shouldn't really become public. However, someone could put out the comedic bits though!

Stephens “Bernie” is beyond on point 😂😂😂😂 the fingers, the lean, the voice. NAILED IT

"Okay, George! You asked for it!"

Stay tuned for the Pawn Stars episode with Chumlee calling in an expert to determine if the classified documents the person brought in are real.

@jasons2023

Жыл бұрын

"Best I can do is 12 bucks..."

@truthillinois6397

Жыл бұрын

Pawn Stars should get an expert to determine if George Santos is real.

@Slo-ryde

Жыл бұрын

@@truthillinois6397 yeah but Rush Limbaugh is dead…..😅

@hopeful5830

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

In their defense, it is kinda hard to get to that part of the Handbook with all the pages stuck together...

@magolor7856

Жыл бұрын

Considering that they are the group of people who don’t t wash their own assholes in case they feel a twinge of pleasure which they think will turn them into raging homosexuals, it’s safe to assume they can’t pleasure themselves, even if they tried.

@MelioraCogito

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. LOL.

Lol I love this Bernie impression, cause the man is literally that wholesome. Meanwhile, Pence I don't think has a TV, cause TV is a tool for Satan to tempt you!

I just know there are archivists going 'i've told them a thousand times *DO NOT TAKE CLASSIFIED DOCMENTS HOME* ffs!!!'

Comedians will lift their game with Santos because he has become fair game.