“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥

@scottsmyth87ss

Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏

@davidbright6790

Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@cherinoelke

Жыл бұрын

Absolute friggin mic drop!

@strife0212

Жыл бұрын

yup just silence people for the opinions we dont like- every democrat

@davidbright6790

Жыл бұрын

@@maceyschitzs9093 no

“They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!

@TSIRKLAND

Жыл бұрын

Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.

@alumpyhorse

Жыл бұрын

excellent

@H240909

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.

@jane-ellendesomma6097

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.

@moore4807

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter. America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!

Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did

I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future

@paulpincott3463

Жыл бұрын

GL31JR u u

@paulpincott3463

Жыл бұрын

Aaa 12*split

Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.

@brininahoward5445

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely great comment

@Sheeler-Bey

Жыл бұрын

And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.

@t.nelson9345

Жыл бұрын

That's a good ones.

@ExodusDawning

Жыл бұрын

@@t.nelson9345 p

@lettersandwordsandstuffs

Жыл бұрын

Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too

MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.

@1Kent

Жыл бұрын

She's the queen of the dipshits.

@indigowolf556

Жыл бұрын

Exactly how professional is she?

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.

@EvesRevenge

Жыл бұрын

F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!

@joergmaass

Жыл бұрын

Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...

"They're after me Musky Charms!" Died.

The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause

@davidpaz9389

Жыл бұрын

It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

@customer5032

Жыл бұрын

The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

@@customer5032 what do u mean

@thomasdones4208

Жыл бұрын

Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?

I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.

@dirtyfrench2926

Жыл бұрын

I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...

@stephaniecornwell8766

Жыл бұрын

I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.

@somebodynamedsomething9751

Жыл бұрын

@@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.

@dirtyfrench2926

Жыл бұрын

@@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.

@somebodynamedsomething9751

Жыл бұрын

@@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.

Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!

@tomcostello8220

Жыл бұрын

Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.

@whitehouseplumber

Жыл бұрын

@@tomcostello8220 😂

@1hawtMetz

Жыл бұрын

WHAT.

@lettersandwordsandstuffs

Жыл бұрын

@@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.

“-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.” I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.

I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

@OpenMindArtist

Жыл бұрын

And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...

I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.

@aggressiveattitudeera887

Жыл бұрын

I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it

@thethirdman225

Жыл бұрын

MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”

"the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣

Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.

@kroken5819

Жыл бұрын

@@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".

@Leeohlin89

Жыл бұрын

❤

@allanford2663

Жыл бұрын

You sure are cute

“They’re after me musky charms.” 😂

"Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣

Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.

@ldfreitas9437

Жыл бұрын

By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!

@simonmarlan8528

Жыл бұрын

Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.

@Wunderlustgirl

Жыл бұрын

@@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦

There once was a platform caller twitter It was perfect for the angry and bitter Just send a quick note To sink someone’s boat While sitting atop of your shitter

I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏

"Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk". Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!

MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself. And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.

@alex35agm

Жыл бұрын

She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.

@richardthurmond7103

Жыл бұрын

A lot!!!!

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight

Жыл бұрын

Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'. I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either. I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food. This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted. Wake up, America.

@TheAlanX2

Жыл бұрын

Do u ever wonder...who does support her?

@Libbathegreat

Жыл бұрын

We're gonna need more baskets.

The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!

@escutus

Жыл бұрын

It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.

@muellerphyllis

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@thedaveandjimshow3809

Жыл бұрын

I'm the Pillow Fight Master!

@thewhitewolf58

Жыл бұрын

My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.

@SW-dg9us

Жыл бұрын

Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?

I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.

@billfoster5257

Жыл бұрын

He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.

@GlennDavey

Жыл бұрын

You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.

@GlennDavey

Жыл бұрын

@@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.

@jamesirwin8917

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!

@stephaniecornwell8766

Жыл бұрын

I hate it when they aren’t on!!!

"Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.

'...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by ' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL

Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱

@DjiemYT

Жыл бұрын

The Three Stooges

I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.

@danielgehring7437

Жыл бұрын

You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.

@auggieeast

Жыл бұрын

We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.

@siena2248

Жыл бұрын

Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire

@DanStrayer

Жыл бұрын

Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽

Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.

@WalterStahlhelm

Жыл бұрын

And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for. I can't wait. 🙂

OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!

@xLordOfNothingx

Жыл бұрын

blink twice if you are allright

@rebeccahenderson7761

Жыл бұрын

@@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?

@dkamphaus43

Жыл бұрын

@@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

@geerid

Жыл бұрын

Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight

Жыл бұрын

And that brass section! Wow!

@steveng7174

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

@MrPhotodoc

Жыл бұрын

I know right?

@davidpaz9389

Жыл бұрын

Recent examples of hate speech: -If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job! -Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots! -Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them! -If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!

I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.

@dirtyfrench2926

Жыл бұрын

I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...

@elegantgypsyrose5328

Жыл бұрын

@@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb

@lisaspikes4291

Жыл бұрын

I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.

Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery

Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@cynthiacoker3880

Жыл бұрын

fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…

@squirrelcottage4052

Жыл бұрын

I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^

@charlottepetersel8288

Жыл бұрын

@@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.

@spankduncan1114

Жыл бұрын

@@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.

@juanitacruz6015

Жыл бұрын

@@cynthiacoker3880 Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.

Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.

@CP-mb7ly

Жыл бұрын

Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t

@djtdub1

Жыл бұрын

Or new depths.

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart. She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.

@goahead3995

Жыл бұрын

Because divorce matters.

@BlackGuardXIII

Жыл бұрын

She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.

Please Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.

steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

Protect Colbert at ALL costs.

@johnbrowne3950

Жыл бұрын

If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.

@eneobande7433

Жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire

@xXEGPXx

Жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman

@user-vj4ih9pp9z

Жыл бұрын

@@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.

@True-Patriot

Жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.

I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.

@howsier

Жыл бұрын

That's the American way...complain and do nothing

Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.

@dkamphaus43

Жыл бұрын

Lowered Expectations.

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

@vickiedixon9745

Жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 ?

@vickiedixon9745

Жыл бұрын

@@stephenstephen7371 Thanks for your intro, Stephen Colbert, thank you

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

@@vickiedixon9745 do you mind if we chat on WhatsApp or Gmail

I removed Twitter from my phone after the lastime I got a notice about a Lauren Boebert post.

Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!

@heckzotica

Жыл бұрын

When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.

@patrickbrumm4120

Жыл бұрын

that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.

@samuraigundam0079

Жыл бұрын

How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing? He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye. Seth Meyers gets it.

@ianmiller6040

Жыл бұрын

@@samuraigundam0079 kzread.info/dash/bejne/eXuilJeOgqzZo5s.html&ab_channel=527dannyb

@samuraigundam0079

Жыл бұрын

@@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.

I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿

The most hilarious monolog I have heard a while. Great job !

What a banger of a monologue!

OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!

“But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂

Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂

Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!

I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.

@bryanspindle4455

Жыл бұрын

Me too

"Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.

One of your best monologues ever.

@steveng7174

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

@dkamphaus43

Жыл бұрын

Compared to what?

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

@theduder2617

Жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 Well... how about you take a few hours to think about the very question you asked. What on this planet could you possibly imagine this monologue was being compared to if it were not being compared to previous monologues Stephen performed on this very show? Do you think it was being compared to an apple? Perhaps a car? Reading comprehension. It's not as if a whole lot is being asked nor expected. Your failed attempt to judge another's personal opinion has been detected. Try respectable, civilized discussion from here on out if you wish not to be called out.

Love the last sneaky bit calling out Mayor Adams! Well played👏

I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!

@timreeves8937

Жыл бұрын

He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.

@paoist

Жыл бұрын

International treasure!

I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!

@rogeramos8052

Жыл бұрын

It’s the new “is potato” 😂

"and purple nazi's"....LOL! I love the little jig at the end 😆

thank you for that Kenga Magjike bit, it made my day hearing my favourite comedian speaking my mother tongue! Faleminderit Stephen!

I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen

As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .

I don't want that "I'm dancing with that chicken" bit to ever end please

I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off

I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .

@kiriuxeosa8716

Жыл бұрын

Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die

Damn, I saw that MTG tweet. I just shook my head at the time and posted .... "And... they're off!". I was expecting the stupidity level to rise exponentially. I wasn't disappointed.

You would think someone so full of hot air would understand gas exchange, MTG is a mess 🤦‍♀️

I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"

Marjorie Taylor Green farted? I'm so sorry...I thought that was her breath.

@dirtyfrench2926

Жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me she doesn't walk on her hands and that's not an ass? I learn something new every day...

@hollylandis4818

Жыл бұрын

Probably is1🤣

@bryanspindle4455

Жыл бұрын

Well when you talk out of your ass like she does......

I thought he said THUNDERGARMENTS and I almost choked on my water!

“Releasing doves into a wind turbine.”

Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.

@lettersandwordsandstuffs

Жыл бұрын

Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny

@lizardog

Жыл бұрын

@@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

@randallbolt9193

Жыл бұрын

@@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in

@AndrewAMartin

Жыл бұрын

@@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...

@irenemax3574

Жыл бұрын

Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.

Gotta say: MTG never disappoints. She is capable of lowering the bar for civility, ignorance, and truth despite how low it has gone.

@CLee-hx8mx

Жыл бұрын

Start digging holes to China 🤨

@caseyjones9716

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention her lack of understanding of molecular science.

@taralohman6492

Жыл бұрын

@@caseyjones9716or any other kind of science

@allenlovell1604

Жыл бұрын

But can she limbo under the limbo pole? Or is that an improvement ? LOL

@stephenstephen7371

Жыл бұрын

I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

The sooner all these lunatics tear down the social media machine the better!!

😃😃😃😁That was a good one, Steven!!!👏👏👏👏👏👊👊👊👊

Twitter is a cesspool... you have better things to do with your time...

Steven cracks me up - thanks for your great jokes!

@peace4myheart

Жыл бұрын

GIve credits where credits are due. Most of those are from his great writers. But Stephen gets credit for executing them flawlessly.

@steveng7174

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

That stash is a throwback to Strangers With Candy LOL!

so now that twitter can go back to being a garbage fire what does that mean for Parlor and Truth Social?

Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol

Things sure are interesting. I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@Glenn Davey ikr? 1638 was a total trash year. And the 1340s.. the entire decade can be scratched as a loss.

did that crazy woman actually say those words on Twitter!?🤯😮😳

Is it fair to say that Stephen Colbert is the best at this? I think it is. His delivery is hilariously amazing.

We are the champions you floored me Stephen :)) Funny judicious and endearing, it’s always a treat to find a new video. Thank you and your team

@davidpaz9389

Жыл бұрын

Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.

This was one of the absolute best monologues

I actually did a fact check since I could not fathom pillow creep Mike Lindell running for RNC chair. But it's true. Gasp!!

I'm Canadian, so I'll vote for that pillow guy with my mind, eh?

Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!

Brilliant capture of humanity hindsight! 🤣🤗..a brilliant team with Stephen!

Just get a Brita ! best line ever!!! (audience didnt get it.😂)

Steven, Steven, Steven... oh my... how shall I put this... New Jersey is the Garden State... California is the Golden State!

If an underwear can’t stop a fart…how do you expect Kevlar to stop a bullet?? HAH!! That’s one point for me

Similarly to how my underwear prevents me dusting my family with fecal particles… a mask catches some of the spew when a sick person sneezes. Mind blowing how some people are interested in helping others stay healthy rather than entirely their own concerns.

@billyshithead3139

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 man, that is so goddam gross, but hilarious as hell!

@eroraf8637

Жыл бұрын

That, and there’s also the fact that hydrogen sulfide, one of the main stinky components of farts, is WAY tinier than a virus particle. There’s a big difference between blocking aerosols and blocking individual aromatic molecules.

Exploding robots... Finally, we get a new reason to use the term "blow-up doll."

The intern thing was hilarious

That free speech definition ... THANK YOU!!! No one says that enough!

New name for mtg: queen of facts or perhaps just simply fart queen. Way to go margie!

Dumped Twitter. The boredom is much, but totally worth it.

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse 🐁. The Lights at Mar A Lardo were bright red and blue, Prosecutors with handcuffs were looking for you know who?

Never thought I'd see Stephen do a Freddie Mercury impersonation during one of his monologues 😁😁😂😂

@asmith8692

Жыл бұрын

Better than Mike Pillow.

@customer5032

Жыл бұрын

That was hilarious! 😂🤣

@WalterStahlhelm

Жыл бұрын

@@asmith8692 Who is white and bad because of it.

@WalterStahlhelm

Жыл бұрын

He already impersonates Freddy in his other habits.