Surf Ninjas: Surfing Karate Kids and Rob Schneider - Rental Reviews

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James Rolfe discusses movies with pals Mike Matei, Justin Silverman and Tony. Today the topic - Surf Ninjas (1993)
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  • @fireteardrops
    @fireteardrops5 жыл бұрын

    "This is a kid's movie, right?" "It's called Surf Ninjas." I died at that line lol

  • @BigAL68xyz
    @BigAL68xyz6 жыл бұрын

    "Don't expect Citizen Kane." - Leslie Nielsen, when asked about Surf Ninjas, back when it was his most current project.

  • @smhoneyjuarez2928

    @smhoneyjuarez2928

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao, HES PROBABLY NOT A VERY GOOD PERSON, IDK

  • @zanemurcha2675

    @zanemurcha2675

    4 жыл бұрын

    need you say more

  • @tthomaselli2

    @tthomaselli2

    4 жыл бұрын

    BigAL68xyz- The very second you hear a like like that, for example, you know the movie is gonna be bad.

  • @schwarzerritter5724

    @schwarzerritter5724

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, Citizen Kane. The movie everyone knows but nobody watched.

  • @mischiefmakerstudios9900

    @mischiefmakerstudios9900

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alan .Schriver Heck, was. It comes to Surf Ninjas, you can’t even expect the same vibes as The 3 Ninjas give ya!

  • @wheelskis
    @wheelskis5 жыл бұрын

    "I called ahead, and I said that I wanted to see Liam Neeson in Shindler's List. You seem to have given me Leslie Nielsen in Surf Ninjas. It took me an hour to realize I was watching the wrong movie cause I missed the opening credits. I was making popcorn." I wouldn't have been able to make it that far with a straight face..

  • @HereIsWisdom1318

    @HereIsWisdom1318

    Жыл бұрын

    That was ridiculous!

  • @archangel5627
    @archangel56275 жыл бұрын

    The kid in The Jackie Chan movie Rumble in the Bronx was playing a Game-Gear through out the whole movie and you can clearly see that he doesn’t have a game inserted in the back of the Game Gear!

  • @nathanbourdeau8277

    @nathanbourdeau8277

    5 жыл бұрын

    was literally about to post that so they knew what "ninja (ok its actually kung-fu)" movie it was from.

  • @meekimoto413

    @meekimoto413

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just did and scrolled down and saw yours.. cheers

  • @12201185234

    @12201185234

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Jackie, my cushion!"

  • @NeoMicy

    @NeoMicy

    4 жыл бұрын

    He could have a Game but than he dondt have Money for the Game-Gear!!! xD

  • @subliminallime4321
    @subliminallime43216 жыл бұрын

    That Rob Schneider joke "because as we all know, money can't buy knives" had us DYING when I was a kid.

  • @shivasthong4924

    @shivasthong4924

    6 жыл бұрын

    that and uncle iggy

  • @xenosus4842
    @xenosus48426 жыл бұрын

    I think Surf Ninja's needs a remake and it should be as serious as Schindler's List.

  • @peterkrug2327

    @peterkrug2327

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually I believe Surf Ninjas itself was a remake of Enter The Dragon.

  • @zmajodnocaja5088

    @zmajodnocaja5088

    2 жыл бұрын

    So not serious at all?

  • @ZombieHunter37
    @ZombieHunter374 жыл бұрын

    I loved this movie when I was a kid. Actually I still love this movie and I find Rob Schneider funny in anything he has ever done.

  • @cliveroberts8760

    @cliveroberts8760

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too. Lol when the guy falls down the stairs at the end I was cracking up😅

  • @thomaskiser3886

    @thomaskiser3886

    10 ай бұрын

    Same ✊

  • @eamonia

    @eamonia

    Ай бұрын

    I wouldn't tell people that. 😂 Did you see the one where he was a carrot? Truly some of his best work.

  • @Zipzeolocke
    @Zipzeolocke5 жыл бұрын

    Sega knew exactly what they were doing when they made Surf Ninja's...as a kid it got me wanting a Sega game gear with that beautiful colorful screen for portable gaming. Obviously that was before I knew about its battery life being nonexistent

  • @Habeev07

    @Habeev07

    4 жыл бұрын

    MetalJesusRocks on YT. Watch his game gear video XD

  • @handsomebrick

    @handsomebrick

    4 жыл бұрын

    I liked it, not as a portable but as a little video game system with its own screen that I could play in my room.

  • @Moonbeam143
    @Moonbeam1436 жыл бұрын

    "Hello, fellow kids"-Rob Schneider

  • @Scottydoesntknow84

    @Scottydoesntknow84

    6 жыл бұрын

    Moonbeam all I thought of was South Park lol

  • @livefree1030

    @livefree1030

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider is a carrot

  • @jobobtargaryen1258

    @jobobtargaryen1258

    2 ай бұрын

    Rob Schneider is a stapler

  • @King_Of_Midgard
    @King_Of_Midgard5 жыл бұрын

    Leslie Nielsen: You call throwing dynamite around a martial art? Rob Schneider: Hey, as long as it works.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine796 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider and his brothers are local surf Heroes. But when ancient ninja sensei taps them to save the world, they find out that they are ::record scratch:: all washed up.

  • @Hyperbeaner

    @Hyperbeaner

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rated PG-13

  • @cristian9correa

    @cristian9correa

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rated derp-da-doo

  • @itssimplymorgan7192

    @itssimplymorgan7192

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Asperling

    @Asperling

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider is... A SURFBOARD!!

  • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol

    @i-never-look-at-replies-lol

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd buy a ticket to that if I had the money, but someone TOOK MUH JERB

  • @dinosoid2000
    @dinosoid20006 жыл бұрын

    Erney Reyes Jr. was also the little dude that beat the crap out of The Rock in The Rundown.

  • @tjacree6910

    @tjacree6910

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the lil king in Red Sonja

  • @SuperPeterok

    @SuperPeterok

    4 жыл бұрын

    And Rush Hour 2

  • @kahtic7166
    @kahtic71666 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Ernie Reyes Jr was the in-suit Donatello martial arts stunt double in the original TMNT movie.

  • @joeyl853

    @joeyl853

    6 жыл бұрын

    K Ahtic also stared in TMNT2 Secret of the Ooze

  • @gene4438

    @gene4438

    6 жыл бұрын

    K Ahtic And the pizza boy in TMNT 2.

  • @kahtic7166

    @kahtic7166

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I own all 3 movies on VHS. I didn’t find out about the suit thing until about 10 years after the 2nd movie was released.

  • @randalgraves6979

    @randalgraves6979

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was 21 when this came out to.

  • @ScottWozniak

    @ScottWozniak

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's also in that recent Uncharted fan film with Nathan Fillion.

  • @joshuahodges308
    @joshuahodges3086 жыл бұрын

    Seriously this is an awesome series! Keep em coming James!

  • @alec13223

    @alec13223

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agree

  • @KINDERGARTEN-COP

    @KINDERGARTEN-COP

    6 жыл бұрын

    HELL YEAH!

  • @666NEKRomantiK666

    @666NEKRomantiK666

    6 жыл бұрын

    agree! Cinemassacre Video Shop must be a new classic

  • @DarthHood

    @DarthHood

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agree. This is one of my favorite Cinemassacre series.

  • @oner6206

    @oner6206

    6 жыл бұрын

    You mean he rips off successful ideas off others? yeah, let's all thank Red Letter Media

  • @TIDbitRETRO
    @TIDbitRETRO2 жыл бұрын

    As a kid who owned a Game Gear, this movie was amazing. I still love it. Always will.

  • @ShaunRF
    @ShaunRF6 жыл бұрын

    I loved this movie as a kid, precisely because of how stupid it was lol. This and Sidekicks with Chuck Norris. Another movie that doesn't seem to exist anywhere anymore.

  • @Cawby

    @Cawby

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol same, watched both a few years back on KZread, still enjoyed them both. You can give that a shot, still might be on here.

  • @cryangallegos

    @cryangallegos

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol, I was wondering if Sidekicks was a movie that existed in my imagination

  • @simonb8988

    @simonb8988

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sidekicks seemed to be on regular rotation on tv in the late 90’s/early 00’s but then kind of disappeared.

  • @momosupremacy8349

    @momosupremacy8349

    5 жыл бұрын

    After the kid killed himself they stopped playing it so much

  • @Alexinytown

    @Alexinytown

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure Sidekicks has aged well but I still enjoy it.

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral6 жыл бұрын

    Kelly Hu was 25 years old when making this movie, but looks like she's 15. Rob Schneider was 30 years old and looks like he's about 40 in the movie.

  • @hardy87781

    @hardy87781

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider seems to either be a very unfunny Warlock stuck in a loop or just ageless because no matter how old he is he looks like he's 40.

  • @MrUseless247

    @MrUseless247

    6 жыл бұрын

    Damn, she was 25!.... She really hasn't age much.

  • @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal

    @The_Order_Of_William_Marshal

    6 жыл бұрын

    @@waltermh111 yeah she's 50 but could pass for early 30s. Good genetics :p she's smoking hot.

  • @AndrewJW

    @AndrewJW

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think Schneider is supposed to be older I think they say something about him being held back or having to repeat grades a few times.

  • @AJandKTGaming
    @AJandKTGaming6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor, who seemed to have all...until one day he came across a pot roast, and his life changed forever. Now he’s sharing his body with a fifteen year old boy! And he’s about to find out that being fifteen, ain’t a pretty scene!

  • @greatestever184

    @greatestever184

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schnieder in... THE POT ROAST.

  • @stevietonche

    @stevietonche

    6 жыл бұрын

    fred fuchs Rated PG-13.

  • @rivcogent

    @rivcogent

    6 жыл бұрын

    I’m disappointed that nobody recognizes the South Park reference in this post. Good on you sir! Good on you.

  • @littlekingtrashmouth9219

    @littlekingtrashmouth9219

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Schneider is...Kenny!

  • @robowarriorx

    @robowarriorx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Did you just derp me, bro?? IM A SURF NINJA! DON'T DERP MEEEEEE!

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith54002 жыл бұрын

    I legit love this movie, it’s so incredibly 90s and completely encapsulates my childhood

  • @uberdown
    @uberdown6 жыл бұрын

    i hung out with rob schneider in '01, the thing that made him laugh most was when i randomly said "moto surf" in his delivery of the line

  • @kowabungaus1820
    @kowabungaus18206 жыл бұрын

    Loved this as a kid and still love it now.

  • @sniperjoe58

    @sniperjoe58

    6 жыл бұрын

    Money can''t buy knives

  • @walkwithme

    @walkwithme

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agreed... was disappointed with the crew here lol. I guess it’s easy for them to hate since they didn’t see it in real time.... in real time this movie was amazing

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven6 жыл бұрын

    Man, shoutouts to Justin for really doing his research about little bits in movies. I never knew the Game Gear game switched to Columns.

  • @gardetto265
    @gardetto2655 жыл бұрын

    "it took me an hour to realize I was watching the wrong movie because I missed the opening credits"

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario6 жыл бұрын

    So many people love James man, a real KZread classics.

  • @luckycharms7232

    @luckycharms7232

    6 жыл бұрын

    ProtoMario I watch you videos

  • @BirdRaiserE

    @BirdRaiserE

    6 жыл бұрын

    I step away from the MRE videos for ONE SECOND and you've followed me over here

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind

    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind

    6 жыл бұрын

    ProtoMario James is a real KZread superhero. Ofc not a youtube hero like youtube thinks what a hero should be. He is just awesome

  • @marksism4292

    @marksism4292

    6 жыл бұрын

    Did you have a stroke while typing this?

  • @encycl07pedia-

    @encycl07pedia-

    5 жыл бұрын

    The guy who got rejected by Gamestop and decided to make a bunch of videos about it. Still crying about it and spamming videos to get views?

  • @werdna_sir
    @werdna_sir6 жыл бұрын

    I think Mike's role in this series is actually quite organic. He's not the hardcore movie guy like James (and the other guys?), but he's the casual movie fan who has specialised interest in certain franchises and elements of pop culture. Just hanging out in the video store. Maybe the store needs a Ninja Turtles arcade machine for him.

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin6 жыл бұрын

    The intro is amazing.

  • @switcheezy

    @switcheezy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey You whats your problem bro?

  • @benlink202forever

    @benlink202forever

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey You guyyyyyyyyys

  • @johnnybensonitis7853

    @johnnybensonitis7853

    6 жыл бұрын

    Right?! I really love the VHS look and how they advertise it as if it were a real rental store back in the 90's.

  • @deeznutz2646

    @deeznutz2646

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey You Yup.

  • @medes5597

    @medes5597

    6 жыл бұрын

    I appreciated the "vorhees memorial mall, next to Caldor" line :(

  • @scorpiodigit
    @scorpiodigit6 жыл бұрын

    Growing up in a small town I had two rental places. The looked just like this. You guys nailed it. I can still hear the creaking floor boards and smell the old and dusty scent. Such good memories. $7 for a game for 7 days. I rented Dragon Warrior, Final Fantasy, Super Mario 2, Mega Man 1-3, Startropics, Little Nemo and many others. They're both gone now :(

  • @adamhaugstad9066
    @adamhaugstad90666 жыл бұрын

    From what I've seen, Rob Schneider seems like a great person.

  • @Strangestthing1
    @Strangestthing16 жыл бұрын

    This movie takes me back to being 12 renting kid flicks. Life was good. 7Eleven BMX bikes Nintendo and cheesy movies

  • @shivasthong4924

    @shivasthong4924

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like Double Dragon?

  • @kingofkings2550

    @kingofkings2550

    6 жыл бұрын

    The feels

  • @TheKrowSama
    @TheKrowSama6 жыл бұрын

    Whatever you do, please keep these segments going. I love watching y'all talk about these old movies like me and my boys do. Keep up the great work.

  • @tilasole3252

    @tilasole3252

    Жыл бұрын

    I wanted them to keep going as well, but they stopped over a year ago.

  • @bahumatneo
    @bahumatneo3 жыл бұрын

    I used to watch this movie all the time as a kid. "There's no gray area with you. It's either the glass is half full or we're dead."

  • @corymiller1278
    @corymiller12785 жыл бұрын

    Literally one of my all time favorite movies. Ernie Reyes Jr is a goddamn LEGEND.

  • @DanVasc
    @DanVasc6 жыл бұрын

    KWAN-TSU DUDES!!!!!!!

  • @bukkakemon

    @bukkakemon

    6 жыл бұрын

    MOTOSURF

  • @davidpadgett4013

    @davidpadgett4013

    6 жыл бұрын

    KWAN-TSU!!!!

  • @troudecul69

    @troudecul69

    6 жыл бұрын

    No van halen before my morning breakfast. I bought a white san jose sharks cap like the one ernie reyes wears. this movie is the shit.

  • @GoldbondPowder

    @GoldbondPowder

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kwan tsu Kwan tsu Kwan tsu ahhhhhhh

  • @zakschnack4331
    @zakschnack43316 жыл бұрын

    This was one of my favorite movie as a kid! It definitely brought back nostalgia watching this. As a kid, we loved this ninja stuff.

  • @RickRomo
    @RickRomo6 жыл бұрын

    That curtain though in the Cinemassacre Video Store ... "Movies for Mom and Dad" bahahahahahahahahaha

  • @SaberusTerras
    @SaberusTerras6 жыл бұрын

    It's awful in a fun way. It was a riot. It still is. It made fun of itself, that takes the suck out of it, IMO.

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral6 жыл бұрын

    I rented this because of Kelly Hu.

  • @Nipponing

    @Nipponing

    6 жыл бұрын

    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

  • @ghostviddebunker

    @ghostviddebunker

    6 жыл бұрын

    she was 25 so ehhh so be it

  • @TheMrRuttazzo

    @TheMrRuttazzo

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...and Rub Schnaydurrr!

  • @sammylane21
    @sammylane216 жыл бұрын

    What if the kids from 3 NINJAS crossover to SURF NINJAS , you know what it'd be called ?? 3 SURF NINJAS ! It could have worked back then .

  • @tonyacosta4574

    @tonyacosta4574

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like the way you think

  • @SweatpantsPG

    @SweatpantsPG

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rocky loves Emily.

  • @LukeDodge916
    @LukeDodge9166 жыл бұрын

    You definitely need to keep this format alive, James and Mike. I really like the VHS rental store vibe. Another fun review fellas

  • @neiloppa2620
    @neiloppa26203 жыл бұрын

    Surf ninjas was one of my favorite movies on vhs as a kid.

  • @MrMingki
    @MrMingki6 жыл бұрын

    Can you guys do "Blank Check" next?

  • @grindcoremaniac

    @grindcoremaniac

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why not have a Tone Loc marathon and review Ace Ventura: Pet Detective as well?

  • @MrMingki

    @MrMingki

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol word and FernGully: The Last Rainforest

  • @victoriaxxrenee

    @victoriaxxrenee

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @FinestCitizen

    @FinestCitizen

    6 жыл бұрын

    While they're at it, also review _Airborne_ (1993). It's another cheesy '90s flick.

  • @238xblaze
    @238xblaze6 жыл бұрын

    Only James can make this series, no one else has a video store in their basement.

  • @shivasthong4924

    @shivasthong4924

    6 жыл бұрын

    James is a legend.

  • @BigAL68xyz

    @BigAL68xyz

    6 жыл бұрын

    I tried to set up a video store in my bedroom once, but James has me beat.

  • @benconway9010

    @benconway9010

    5 жыл бұрын

    How would you know?

  • @shroomie108

    @shroomie108

    5 жыл бұрын

    James's basement is next to caldor?

  • @benconway9010

    @benconway9010

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@shroomie108 you taking the piss?.....lol

  • @moviesovermatterproductions
    @moviesovermatterproductions6 жыл бұрын

    More like CineSavior James! The video store theme is a PERFECT idea! I'm really digging this! Video stores shouldn't be forgotten!

  • @leethal59
    @leethal595 жыл бұрын

    Rumble in the Bronx, Danny the kid in the wheel chair was playing with a game gear.

  • @vaporwave2345
    @vaporwave23456 жыл бұрын

    Why so much hate fellas? I fucking love surf ninjas, especially as a kid. 90s martial arts cheese at it's very best.

  • @agonleed3841

    @agonleed3841

    6 жыл бұрын

    Random Hajile I think they are being nerd hipster.

  • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agon Leed cause the movie is objectively bad

  • @italianfoodname534

    @italianfoodname534

    6 жыл бұрын

    Get over your nostalgia

  • @pepelemacho
    @pepelemacho6 жыл бұрын

    In Surf Ninjas 2 they should Surf the web in incognito mode

  • @itssimplymorgan7192

    @itssimplymorgan7192

    6 жыл бұрын

    AnythingGoes I think there's like 3 already

  • @gutterfingers
    @gutterfingers2 жыл бұрын

    Love these, so glad you’re out there reviewing all my favorite childhood movies for me to watch while I’m sick from a carnival hotdog

  • @UltraDTA
    @UltraDTA6 жыл бұрын

    Cinemmasacre knows how to stay relevant.

  • @handsomebrick

    @handsomebrick

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Sh3p 83 Red Letter Media of course.

  • @zigguratjones6458
    @zigguratjones64586 жыл бұрын

    "These kids, these children - and Rob Schneieder -" WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny6 жыл бұрын

    Deuce Bigalow - Surf Ninja Gigolo

  • @HoursFreeAOLsp

    @HoursFreeAOLsp

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Laughing Rabbit Mike Bigalow Angry Nerd gigolo

  • @cherrypickingcards2413
    @cherrypickingcards24132 жыл бұрын

    Tone Loc was in Surf Ninjas, Ace Ventura, & Blank Check!! As a kid I seriously thought he was a huge star since he was in all the movies I loved. When I discovered his music I was blown away!!

  • @tb8865
    @tb88655 жыл бұрын

    I think I just hit peak nerd when I heard "Patusan" and instantly thought of Joseph Conrad. Lord Jim is a great novel btw.

  • @TheBombShhh
    @TheBombShhh6 жыл бұрын

    i actually watched surf ninjas at my grandfathers wake in 1994. they had a movie room for kids and we put on surf ninjas

  • @shivasthong4924

    @shivasthong4924

    6 жыл бұрын

    That was some prime young people entertainment during the 90s!

  • @TheBombShhh

    @TheBombShhh

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah, i mean this was one of the better kids movies. way better than 3 ninjas or blank check.

  • @jsmpsnn

    @jsmpsnn

    6 жыл бұрын

    rip

  • @deeznutz2646

    @deeznutz2646

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheBombShhh Eh, ya had me until the "better than 3 ninjas" thing.

  • @HetLedie

    @HetLedie

    6 жыл бұрын

    Di the movie make you feel better homie?

  • @davidturbo8566
    @davidturbo85666 жыл бұрын

    James and Mike really mix things up,,, this is definitely one of the best KZread channels...

  • @Channel1Mind
    @Channel1Mind6 жыл бұрын

    I love this movie back in the day. We rented this from West Coast video like almost every weekend. Watching this with my older sisters and little nephews & nieces was some of my fondest memories.

  • @smutjunkies559
    @smutjunkies5595 жыл бұрын

    Ernie Reyes Jr. will always be Prince Tarn. "You fool!"

  • @FirestoneX
    @FirestoneX6 жыл бұрын

    I love Surf Ninjas. Don't talk shit about this amazing movie.

  • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    6 жыл бұрын

    FirestoneX get your head out your ass

  • @hyze2552

    @hyze2552

    6 жыл бұрын

    What are you gonna do about it?

  • @beegpappa7900

    @beegpappa7900

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 go finish your croissant

  • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    @theitfactorjameswheezer2852

    5 жыл бұрын

    D Sizzle Wtf kinda response was that lol

  • @beegpappa7900

    @beegpappa7900

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 I hurt .my scapula

  • @SlasherNews
    @SlasherNews6 жыл бұрын

    Surf Ninjas is FAR from awful. It may not hold up well today, but back when it came out, it was awesome.

  • @agonleed3841

    @agonleed3841

    6 жыл бұрын

    SleevedBiker VR fuck that...it holds up today. Exchange game gear for psp vita or just a cellphone, BAM! Same movie, updated

  • @walkwithme

    @walkwithme

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I’m legit disappointed in this review lol. SN didn’t age well but in real time I absoluteltnloved thisfilm as a child

  • @SamtasticOnline

    @SamtasticOnline

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love Surf Ninjas. It's completely, unapologetically bad, and it's one of my favorite things to come out of the 90s.

  • @BatteryHero

    @BatteryHero

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dude, come on. We love the movie but it is objectively bad. Rob Schneider is an immediate DQ.

  • @The_Fat_Fury

    @The_Fat_Fury

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I still love this movie.

  • @MordenKult
    @MordenKult6 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit guys, Cinemassacre Rental Reviews may already be my favorite thing that you guys have done. It's a really great set up with a fun atmosphere and it seems to give you guys a ton to work with creatively. Keep up the great work!

  • @johnnycaralta
    @johnnycaralta6 жыл бұрын

    Surf Ninjas is nostalgic dope.

  • @BIRDMAN2662
    @BIRDMAN26626 жыл бұрын

    Surf ninjas was the best!

  • @thatonea-hole

    @thatonea-hole

    6 жыл бұрын

    +BennyBird *IT WAS TOTALLY BOGUS, DUDE!!!!*

  • @jimm7346
    @jimm73466 жыл бұрын

    I gotta say, Mr. Rolfe, I absolutely love this new series you guys are doing. I think it's a fresh new direction for Cinemassacre (*sniff* still has that new series smell! Wow!). The last episode on "Commando" was a great nostalgic romp through one of my favorite 80s movies which also happened to be a staple of my late childhood/adolescence. Can't wait for the next one, keep em coming!

  • @BeardedRC
    @BeardedRC5 жыл бұрын

    Haha best line in this " they're gang murdering! These kids, these children & and Rob Schneider they kill so many people with dynamite in this movie "

  • @crispin5741
    @crispin57416 жыл бұрын

    I am really liking these reviews. Probably much easier than the fully written, and produced reviews, and I like the more genuine talk. keep them up.

  • @KennyPowersGaming
    @KennyPowersGaming6 жыл бұрын

    I loved surf ninjas as a kid , and I love it now. So 90s

  • @rupman27isback

    @rupman27isback

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you.

  • @Aequitas_RJ
    @Aequitas_RJ6 жыл бұрын

    I miss the surf culture of the 90s. They were the least-offended people of all time. Actually, I'm pretty sure that's what all the stoners were doing during the 90s

  • @shivasthong4924

    @shivasthong4924

    6 жыл бұрын

    take me back to that age chief.

  • @AClem9597
    @AClem95976 жыл бұрын

    Cool effect how you slowly faded from the older vintage camera style to the newer sleek look. That was awesome!

  • @floyd2386
    @floyd23866 жыл бұрын

    This series is like Cinemassacre's version of RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag, but instead of being a VCR repair shop, they're a rental store. Just an observation, not a criticism.

  • @callavaro
    @callavaro6 жыл бұрын

    That last comment/joke from Mike was hilarious!

  • @DorianTwist
    @DorianTwist6 жыл бұрын

    This movie is a masterpiece. Y'all sleepin' on Surf Ninjas.

  • @inigo137

    @inigo137

    6 жыл бұрын

    The word masterpiece is thrown around so much is means nothing nowadays.

  • @krisb4872
    @krisb48726 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving the setup you guys have in the back with that 90s vhs store rental feel. it reminds me exactly of a video rental store I used to go to back then called galaxy videos. the 90s were so good to me.

  • @Git_Bizzy
    @Git_Bizzy3 жыл бұрын

    As a kid I loved the movie and was a 90s classic... can't imagine anyone liking this movie today if u never seen it back than. Looks like James missed out a part of the 90s, but we can't all catch everything from the 90s, can't we?

  • @MrRisingSunz
    @MrRisingSunz6 жыл бұрын

    Rumble in the Bronx had a kid playing game gear with no game in it lol

  • @andrewkaminskas7721

    @andrewkaminskas7721

    6 жыл бұрын

    And Jackie gave it to the kid like, "Here is my video game I had as a child" dating the Game Gear back probably 20 years before its creation....

  • @blitzskrieg3047
    @blitzskrieg30476 жыл бұрын

    Lol I remember the trailer for this on the VHS tape of TMNT 3, along with the most catchy Hanes underwear commercial ever

  • @blitzskrieg3047

    @blitzskrieg3047

    6 жыл бұрын

    THAT One-AHOLE lol more specifically Ramirez's katana from highlander

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch19966 жыл бұрын

    Awesome video! I've been watching James' vids since 08, awesome to see that after all this time he's still making quality content!

  • @morbidchid
    @morbidchid6 жыл бұрын

    I always wanted a Cinemassacre version of Best of the Worst. Now I know why they say "be careful what you wish for".

  • @primemover80

    @primemover80

    6 жыл бұрын

    didn't care for it?

  • @morbidchid

    @morbidchid

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chuckaloso actually enjoyed it immensly. Just thought that was a funny comment.

  • @BurntTapeProductions2016
    @BurntTapeProductions20166 жыл бұрын

    Seriously if you don't want chives I won't put them in

  • @vaporwave2345

    @vaporwave2345

    6 жыл бұрын

    scar45 I want chives bro!

  • @TheSc4ryDoor

    @TheSc4ryDoor

    6 жыл бұрын

    Something not even money can buy the knives of kwansu

  • @jsmpsnn

    @jsmpsnn

    6 жыл бұрын

    if someone requests no msg you still put it in right?

  • @kre814

    @kre814

    6 жыл бұрын

    scar45 "bra I want chives"

  • @BurntTapeProductions2016

    @BurntTapeProductions2016

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hah

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales16 жыл бұрын

    I think the other 90's movie with a Game Gear was Rumble in the Bronx (with Jackie Chan) - famously in the scene where the kid is playing with it, there isnt actually a game in the machine so he's just pretending :D

  • @DinosaurSatan

    @DinosaurSatan

    5 жыл бұрын

    grimTales1 well, that was a weird one because it was not actually stated to be a Game Gear, they pretty much used it as a prop for “generic game system” and like didn’t know or care that ordinarily it needs a cartridge to do anything.

  • @genjibenkei
    @genjibenkei5 жыл бұрын

    Do Master of disguise! He repeats the word “turtle” over and over

  • @captainolin
    @captainolin2 жыл бұрын

    My father took me to see this in the Theater and I have such fond memories of this insane movie

  • @yellowflash960
    @yellowflash9606 жыл бұрын

    *Kelly Hu, still so hott*

  • @dontspeakitdoit

    @dontspeakitdoit

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @chakir348

    @chakir348

    6 жыл бұрын

    one of the hottest womens ever

  • @Jus-X

    @Jus-X

    6 жыл бұрын

    She was in Jason Takes Manhattan too

  • @Nipponing

    @Nipponing

    6 жыл бұрын

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @Nipponing

    @Nipponing

    6 жыл бұрын

    The hot Asian in Martial Law.

  • @betterthanflapjacks
    @betterthanflapjacks6 жыл бұрын

    This video makes me miss blockbuster

  • @playboydojo

    @playboydojo

    6 жыл бұрын

    I would have missed out on a lot if it weren't for game rentals.

  • @thatonea-hole

    @thatonea-hole

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Dane Walzer *RIP BLOCKBUSTER*

  • @calvinlee8103

    @calvinlee8103

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think there's still one in Alaska.

  • @rayray6490

    @rayray6490

    6 жыл бұрын

    West Coast Video for me

  • @switcheezy

    @switcheezy

    6 жыл бұрын

    playboydojo same.. My parents never really purchased games for me unless it was a birthday or Christmas so it was nice to have these weekly rentals for $5. And you used to be able to keep the game for like a whole week.

  • @mattmobilee
    @mattmobilee2 жыл бұрын

    I miss these videos so much

  • @01MaverickTen10
    @01MaverickTen106 жыл бұрын

    I love these. The dude with the glasses, next to James is always so knowledgeable. It’s great. Big thumbs up!

  • @BigBangBlitz
    @BigBangBlitz6 жыл бұрын

    I unironically love this movie. Just seeing Ernie Reyes and Jr. in the same movie is really cool. It's just fun 90's bullshit in a kid friendly wrapper.

  • @sparkymist

    @sparkymist

    5 жыл бұрын

    BigBangBlitz he was in the Doctor Who TV movie also I think...

  • @Masamoone
    @Masamoone6 жыл бұрын

    Just so happy to see so much input of Cinemassacre. You always keep us busy to watch somethin.

  • @yesticles

    @yesticles

    6 жыл бұрын

    *output from

  • @VAC2
    @VAC25 жыл бұрын

    man I love your videos, all of them, just so good. Please never stop!

  • @jeffolds3253
    @jeffolds32536 жыл бұрын

    Reyes jr. Was also in "The Last Dragon"

  • @sickasmalaria4580
    @sickasmalaria45806 жыл бұрын

    I used to work at an asylum/housing facility for people who have mental illness. There was this one guy who had schizophrenia and he was around 6”5 and 350-400lbs. (Essentially Michael Myers) His favorite thing in the world is this movie. I’ve had to have seen this movie around 100+ times and heard the audio from the other room countless other times. Words can’t describe how much I hate this movie, but I’m glad it existed while I was working there. Saved me from being killed multiple times

  • @initial_C

    @initial_C

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael Myers was a regular sized guy. Like 6 ft 180 tops.

  • @sickasmalaria4580

    @sickasmalaria4580

    6 жыл бұрын

    ChadSpeaks - Nice, you should do trivia sometime.

  • @ThePatrickNance

    @ThePatrickNance

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think he meant rob zombies version of Michael Myers, guys.

  • @blondecrossdresserxxx4407

    @blondecrossdresserxxx4407

    6 жыл бұрын

    My weiner itches

  • @benjaminwheeler390

    @benjaminwheeler390

    6 жыл бұрын

    SickAsMalaria that's one doozy of an anecdote.

  • @Shlo0p
    @Shlo0p6 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see a video formatted like Rental Reviews but the lot of you debate who would win in a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone with all the abilities of all the action characters theyve played.

  • @tomassmith2088

    @tomassmith2088

    6 жыл бұрын

    AxBattler cinemassacre would make it awesome

  • @harley1605kmk
    @harley1605kmk6 жыл бұрын

    You should do a episode on Monster Squad, it was one of my favorites growing up.

  • @natechumley5129
    @natechumley51296 жыл бұрын

    I really liked the way this was setup and shot. From the old commercial to they way everyone was positioned. But I always seeing your rental store basement room.

  • @bryanlahog7948
    @bryanlahog79486 жыл бұрын

    The infamy of it all. I rented both Surf Ninjas, the TMNT 3 movie, on one of the sad wastes of a weekend from my childhood. It was like shock and awe. I always rented two movies, in case one sucked. But this time I got both barrels... And I just realized I'm getting ranch dressing from my burger on my phone. I've had a few brews, so I'm a little slow right now.

  • @DetroitAlan01
    @DetroitAlan016 жыл бұрын

    This is one of those flicks that, after repeated viewings, you come to realize the villain was the star of the show. Nielsen’s General Chi had the best scenes and best lines. Just like how Skeletor was the saving grace of Masters of the Universe and Dr. Evil routinely upstaged Austin Powers.

  • @shackilleuhdeal7462

    @shackilleuhdeal7462

    6 жыл бұрын

    Let's not forget about the late great Raul Julia as M. Bison in Street Fighter. His epic, over-the-top performance would have been an Oscar winner if there was ever category for best performance in a "Shitty Movie".

  • @obipwnshinobi134
    @obipwnshinobi1345 жыл бұрын

    Funniest line was delivered by Mike at the end and the quick cut was perfect! Great series.

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews6 жыл бұрын

    I love this series. This could be endlessly entertaining. NEVER STOP!

  • @traytonvanderecken8179
    @traytonvanderecken81796 жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite kind of Cinemassacre video

  • @lazydaze3134
    @lazydaze31346 жыл бұрын

    I loved this movie. I was 12 when it came out and had just started surfing. I was also big into martial arts. This movie had everything in it I loved and practiced and still love and practice to this day.

  • @khalewagner7726
    @khalewagner77266 жыл бұрын

    Loving the new videos fellas, keep it up! The old vhs rental shop room is looking amazing!

  • @damianroberts4330
    @damianroberts4330 Жыл бұрын

    The fact ya'll did the costume designer homework in there is the best

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