He owns a DVD that has hundreds of bad movies on it? Bruh we are set for the next few years.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

It’s one of those cheap DVD bundles you find in the bargain bin

@tranz2deep

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianaguilar8283 He did warn you; he finds garbage.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

tranz2deep ummm, I’m already aware of that

@iswayuri

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianaguilar8283 he's just reminding you

@hypnoticskull6342

4 жыл бұрын

Enough said

"I'm a possum, I find garbage." This is my favourite intro in all of youtube.

@mr.kitsune1531

4 жыл бұрын

Though a Racoon, the "trash panda", would fit better

@etove8222

4 жыл бұрын

*cracks a cold one*

@glidershower

4 жыл бұрын

I still think his best lines are "Fucking ants" and "That motherfucker drinked the redbull", lolz.

@niceaudiokevin3921

4 жыл бұрын

*Lana Rhoades has entered the chat*

@duckduckington8947

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... Is his drink liquefied garbage?

"Dave!" Dave being forced to eat his own heart "DAVE!"

@GhostRat__

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard harder than I should have

@Americanspy-hn2kw

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf Dave stupid idiot what are you doing

@MilkT0ast

4 жыл бұрын

That shit wa great

@therealfran1149

3 жыл бұрын

* angrily mumbles in inexperienced actor *

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

He seems more annoyed at Dave than actually scared that his friend is being force fed his own heart. The fact Sasquatch rips Dave’s arm and throws it at him is even funnier.

5:18 "Taco-hontas" That is the most hilariously and offensive nickname I've ever heard.

@matthewmishley8457

Жыл бұрын

Well she fits her stereotyp... I mean spirituality of her people...

@TestyCool

Жыл бұрын

I'm native American to the point you can just look at me and tell. I still find that joke hilarious. On a similar note. When Taco-hontas has her black and wite flash back thing. The purple stuff that pops out around the screen. Didn't that same effect happen when you play Zelda's Lullaby in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

@zerohasnovalue1681

12 күн бұрын

I wondered how far it was going to take 🤣😂✌️

@zerohasnovalue1681

12 күн бұрын

I’m Mexican I guess we off set each other 😂

The sasquatch sounds like an actor warming up before voicing Scooby Doo.

@aelius3805

4 жыл бұрын

He's gonna need some aloe vera after that.

@NYUMIR

4 жыл бұрын

XD

Hearing him imitate the sasquatch sound with that picture was actually adorable

@r.j.penfold

4 жыл бұрын

It was until squatch-squatch came looking for squish-squish.

@wyrm2591

4 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Zemlyaa

4 жыл бұрын

the sasquatch looks like a king kong rip off btw

@A22537

4 жыл бұрын

kenzie McKenzie If somebody decided to make king kong their restaurant mascot

@fanamatakecick97

3 жыл бұрын

I showed my friend that part of the movie while we were high as shit. He couldn’t stop laughing

"They're not really here, like the boogey man or your father." >sends kid out to get eaten by a monster because she doesn't feel like messing with it Single moms.

@danielwilson8604

4 жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder what happened to the father.....

@niceaudiokevin3921

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielwilson8604 😳

@thatoneguy9291

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Wilson yeetus and retreatus

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielwilson8604 he was given the carol baskin

@grandduchyofwales

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielwilson8604 must've been bigfoot

Bruh, right after Bigfoot takes the broom for “squish-squish” the add that popped was, “tired of using that gross mop? Switch to a swifter wet jet!” 🤣🤣🤣 GEEZUS!

“So after the bullet ricochets off a leaf.”

@felixargyle3194

4 жыл бұрын

*S T O N K S*

@localdingus6788

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that this can actually happen when a bullet is moving fast enough. But I think the movie was just being stupid in this case.

@Cretaal

4 жыл бұрын

@@localdingus6788 Low mass, high velocity rounds do get redirected by underbrush. "9 for the hood, 45 for the woods" is a saying I've heard a few times, also heard it as "glock for the hood, colt for the woods" just because bigger, slower rounds tumble through with less deviation more like a stone. You run in to a highly exaggerated form of this issue when you play airsoft, having to opt for heavier rounds that travel slower and have more arc but isn't offset by wind and debris as much. But they don't... ricochet so to speak... so TL;DR you're right.

@morgansmith229

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cretaal Thank you, I've now learned this.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

>is instantly reminded of the 50 Cal & RPG immune Banana Leaves in COD

Tacohontas: *throws axes at log* Sasquatch: “Oh well now you’ve ruined it!”

@therealfran1149

3 жыл бұрын

I’m about to end this log’s whole career

@Maggerama

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@williansnobre

3 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at the name Tacohontas xD

@KuperSpyronicStudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@williansnobre I did

@DeeJay576

2 жыл бұрын

@@williansnobre funny shit tho bro. I didnt even see it coming!! 😂 👊🏾

"Monsters are not real like the boogeyman or your father" Had slight chuckle on that one

"Tacohantas goes and talks to her Italian grandpa" Lmfao, bruh

The woman eating that hotdog was the most horrible thing ive ever seen

@nicosmind3

4 жыл бұрын

@Ed Gein Metaphor for idiot who doesnt know what hes doing or talking about i thought

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

The closeup of her eating a hotdog was nauseating

@nicosmind3

4 жыл бұрын

@Eaxl You believe in white privilege? Youve a lot to learn there considering 90% of what youre bitching about. Which is ok depending your age. I was just as uninformed in the past. But if you think youre informed and are making a legit comment youre mistaken (ive made many comments as bad or worse in my time, not attacking you as a person but the ideas you hold).

@nicosmind3

4 жыл бұрын

@Eaxl Well on my phone so hard to go through point by point but anything you think you were correct on that you specifically want challenged? Youre blaming boomers for a lot theyre not responsible for, and millennials often want to give more power to those who caused the current mess

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

Eaxl you had to be that guy didn’t you?

Ok so let me get this straight: Small town cops call a journalist to the scene of a murder. Then they tell him not to be a journalist and tell people, and think he'll actually listen to them. He goes to his boss to tell him that the cops are trying to cover up a double homicide, and his boss isn't jumping for joy over this amazing source of controversy, scandal, and new stories to sell? The hell were these people smoking when they wrote this script?

@cramorantisgod4533

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever it is I want some.

@r.j.penfold

3 жыл бұрын

They weren't. They were licking toads and puffer fish.

@SoulSir5vr

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.j.penfold And huffing Sasquatch fur!!!😝

@lesleyking8669

2 жыл бұрын

Cocaine, and weed

@gelraldoldo5152

2 жыл бұрын

They are just finished reading twilight.

Fuck, the scene where sasquatch knocks the dude into the river with a ripped off arm is still the funniest goddamn thing to me.

@pencilcase8068

2 жыл бұрын

This movie is the best thing in the world

@crimsondynamo615

3 ай бұрын

Dave!

Honestly, Karens calling the police after mildly being frustrated/distress is the most accurate thing 2020 has taught us.

This movie still looks better than the new Charlie's Angels.

@realhumanbean7915

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Strontium Because there’s a new Charlie’s angels?

@nickc8863

4 жыл бұрын

don't... no... are you serious? are they doing it again? are we re-lighting that dumpster once more?

@mikeoxlong1395

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like it has more heart, too.

@Sizzlor

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeoxlong1395 I love your avatar.

@luizfelipevbf5567

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickc8863 it's already out and it already bombed. Only 8 million domestically in a budget of 50 million with 50 million more in marketing.

Possum is now officially a Big Deal Amazing

@pizzasuicide7392

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so stupid I thought the amazing was a show more

@ttcrazycrew382

4 жыл бұрын

possum will always be a big deal

@yung_manchild

3 жыл бұрын

Pizza Suicide same here

@becauseamerica5831

3 жыл бұрын

@@yung_manchild me too

@johntowner1893

3 жыл бұрын

Booooooo... I mean.. congratulations!

"She had to attend an Elizabeth Warren rally". Lmfao. Im done.😂😂

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

Warren & Sue Sanchez for 2Ø56 lol

1:26 "Some movies have a multitude of minor flaws which compound on to the movie until it breaks. Some movies have one or two really big flaws that by themselves are enough to sink the whole movie. Some movies have flawed premises, which cause them to fail before they even start. Most bad movies are just boring and don't inspire enough discus to even be worth talking about. But some movies suffer from the unholy trinity: bad premise, bad execution, and multiple gaping flaws." ~Possum Reviews

@thomaswaters4963

4 ай бұрын

B rated horror movie.Bigfoot is embarrassed that such a movie about him like this even exists.I think they spent not even $200.00 for the bigfoot costume off of Amazon.

The way that guy just stands there yelling "Dave" while his posture makes it look like more of a "Dave wtf?"

@Avarioth

4 жыл бұрын

It reminded me so much of Scary Movie 3, when Brenda got killed by the girl from The Ring and Cindy keeps going "Brenda...? Brenda, are you okay? ~Lifts decapitated head of Brenda~ Brenda...?"

@MDPToaster

4 жыл бұрын

Tsubasa Animations My guess is that they originally intended for Dave to wander off into some bushes and get mauled off screen but for some reason they changed it.

@spoopyd.8910

4 жыл бұрын

Yo Dave stop fucking dying man. Like, wtf dude?

@LordVolta

4 жыл бұрын

he's mad because fishing with the boys got interrupted

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

A combination of shitty acting, shitty direction and shitty writing

"Monsters aren't real like the boogeyman or your father." Geez. What a line. Edit: Holy crap 636 likes. Thank you.

@yersiniapestis1039

4 жыл бұрын

Best mom in the world

@deltakronrewardsvariant4340

4 жыл бұрын

Best part of the movie right there

@ayoutubechannel2048

4 жыл бұрын

@@deltakronrewardsvariant4340 best part of any movie

@joseroman5084

4 жыл бұрын

Wow!?!

@reproductionmaster7271

4 жыл бұрын

before i heard the line in the movie i thought that possum would say that he didnt even mention it

Whenever I hear "reeerarreaaarrrrrr" I die from laughing.

@ufoclips1

4 жыл бұрын

I think of my old Suzuki scrambler 2 stroke.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

I think of a Dog with a serious stomach complaint XD.

6:38 That "Dave" had the same energy as "you broke my TV?!", even though Dave is getting torn to pieces in front of him

Officer Eyebrows and Officer Goatee. My two new favorite characters.

@Adam_and_steve

4 жыл бұрын

I tried to like this comment, but everytime I pressed the like button it sent me to the reply page instead of likeing it so I made this comment instead. =_=

@cthulhufhtagn2483

4 жыл бұрын

@@Adam_and_steve Well, I appreciate the thought.

Hi im a possum and i find garbage *Says while looking straight at my eyes*

@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471

4 жыл бұрын

Well he ain't wrong about me

@iswayuri

4 жыл бұрын

Luckily I'm a deformed by a thermonuclear reaction

@stormshadow2470

4 жыл бұрын

@@iswayuri Same

@MouldMadeMind

3 жыл бұрын

@@iswayuri atleast you now know what not to react on.

@rabidhog4912

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you could say that about me

*Grrroar grrroar* Possum doing the roar was too cute Taco is hot I learned something about cameras

@therealfran1149

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is this comment

@imatroll5611

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@rabidhog4912

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god why…. Why is this true….

@CrazyLikeUhFox

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealfran1149 it is truth

The way that you incorporate the names of your patrons into the actual review is one of the best things about it.

Why does his sound effect sound like a dying motorcycle or lawnmower

@royalbabes5358

4 жыл бұрын

broke ass righttttt that’s what I said

@ScarletWFire

4 жыл бұрын

@@royalbabes5358 hi baby💜

@royalbabes5358

4 жыл бұрын

broke ass hey baby 💖😆

@tranz2deep

4 жыл бұрын

He's a possum, not a Foley.

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

ruwerrerrwurrerrerrerr

The joke about annoying intros was EXTREME LAUGHTER.

@meuriellahall6201

4 жыл бұрын

@@IroquoisPliskin_ ???

@meuriellahall6201

4 жыл бұрын

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Is it that it's obvious it's funny? if so then ok if not then i don't understand.

@beanthebean1002

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@meuriellahall6201

4 жыл бұрын

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Oh ok usally people use bruh for some dumb joke or meme but instead you used it in a good way.

@dumbass3427

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

36:10 whoa, the filmakers had enough money to pay for internet so that they could download Blender and have a little bit of CG? I am officially _impressed_ by this film's budget now! I mean, it costs _at least_ $250 to have internet installed! I'm surprised they were able to scrape together that much cash!

@VelkanAngels

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I definitely couldn't afford to live where you live, lol.

"I don't know why I bothered to explain this. Nobody is going to read it." I guess I don't exist.

Tachohontas? Ha!. Christ, tuna went up my nose.

@carbon4454

4 жыл бұрын

La-pouilo-hontas still takes the cake honestly

@noname-bv4lh

4 жыл бұрын

"Taco"-hontas

@greaserat4126

4 жыл бұрын

Did you snort tuna?

@obsidianclorox

4 жыл бұрын

*Tacohontas

@pencilcase8068

Жыл бұрын

What did it mean? I'm so confused

The crack of that beer can is music to my ears

I love how the sun reflects off of officer eyebrow's hat badge in one of the "night" shots

I learned more about film making in the first 5 minutes of this review than I did in my first year at film school.

@r.j.penfold

Жыл бұрын

Damn

@artofalmost9479

2 ай бұрын

Same

the three people that disliked the video the director his wife his sidechick

@jacknapier8201

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Pavlov bold of you to imply that the director could get ONE girl

@gachanokuni1062

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Napier Its bold of you to think that the diector didn’t buy an anime body pillow and made one of it the wife and the other the side chick

@ufoclips1

4 жыл бұрын

@9600GTMAN And the sasquatch.

@gibbous_silver

4 жыл бұрын

56 dislikes as I’m writing this

1:00 Did you censor the word "terror?" Is youtube's bullshit that bad you have to censor a basic english word at the risk of being demonitized? Honestly it wouldn't surprise me.

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how the hardcore band of that name is faring

@sacredsin7282

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t be surprised if that is the case. KZread’s censoring has gotten to ludicrous proportions.

Suburban Sasquatch is a "horror" movie version of Tommy Wiseau's The Room

I used to own the trash films but since I just moved into a new house I accidentally threw away boxes full of "trash" which happened to have that 😂

@salhb737tm2

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a loss I wouldnt even wish on my enemies

I would like to see a Possum directed film. He seems to know a hell of a lot more about shot composition than the next guy, or the guy who directed this movie for that matter.

@diegodevars4618

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm no offense but I don't think he is capable He is respectable, and fun but I doubt half of us can do a good movie. Most of these films start with someone thinking they "know" shot composition. But doing it it's harder. Watching and doing are two different things

@magic_potato1375

4 жыл бұрын

Diego Devars k

@ljuc

4 жыл бұрын

He is a possum. Possums can't film.

@bananasinfrench

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a nice sentiment, but just because you’re able to identify what doesn’t work doesn’t always mean you can make a good movie from scratch. That’s what the Nostalgia Critic thought, and it made him look like an asshole lol

@bradleysaunders159

4 жыл бұрын

having a competent understanding of film-making is certainly part of what makes possum a good reviewer. I like to think I have a decent understanding of lot of the components of good (and bad/mediocre) cinematography, writing, acting, and other fundamental building blocks of a good film, as well as how they should mesh and interact with one another to achieve the intended result. (insofar as I could communicate effectively the reasons individual parts of a film, scene etc or the sum of those parts does or does not work and make an educated guess as to the intention behind the decisions that went into that result). That being said while that is an important part of being an effective shot compositor, director, actor, sound mixer, cameraman, staging professional, or any of the many roles taken on by film-making professionals, there are many other factors that go into creating a good film. I don't doubt that Possum would be more than capable of creating technically and artistically competent films if he decided to pursue that as a serious undertaking, it's important to remember that commentary/analysis professionals in many different fields of interest, art, competition etc aren't necessarily on the same level of applied expertise. A sportscaster may very well be able to effectively explain why an interaction between players/teams happened in the way it did and what that likely means in regards to the implications that interaction will have going forward in the game for both teams in different inter-related categories (psychology, metagame, momentum etc). Sorry for being stupidly longwinded. To clarify I'm not trying to say Possum wouldn't be better than the average director because his knowledge base is going to provide him with the ability to, at the very least, understand the quality of what he's filmed and make changes if necessary. Definitely not saying he would be worse than the director of suburban sasquatch because, I mean, that's like being better at running than someone who has wind-chimes for knees and is currently in a catatonic state. That being said the skillset for understanding and communicating the skill involved in, and nuances of a craft isn't the same skillset that's required to produce a craft with the same level of competence and nuance. It's just that they operate off of the same knowledge base in many ways.

Thanks to a Kid Friendly Cthulhu I found one of the most relatable review channels

@mundanedal49

3 жыл бұрын

Same

6:38 “Dave!” “…..come on Dave, Dave? This is ridiculous Dave.” “I’m disappointed in you Dave.” “Really Dave? Are you kidding me Dave?” …………….Dave.

"To attend an Elizabeth Warren rally" 😂

I remember the 50 movies in one DVD thing most of them were just either nudity or just lame horror movies

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

4 жыл бұрын

Alex• or lame horror nudity

@leviroch

4 жыл бұрын

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 no such thing as lame horror nudity. . . There is only the 'expected horror nudity', of which, if the budget and attractive locals are missing, can be rather lacklustre or shoehorned in. . . But it is never lame lol, its basically as required as the camera and buckets cheap fake blood

@Gideon13397

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, most of them look like porn.

@ghettolicerx2

2 жыл бұрын

Those where the days

is no one going to acknowledge the fact that the sasquatch costume has some tig ol' bitties? like DAMN those are some honkanahoogs if i've ever seen em

@coryzilligen790

4 жыл бұрын

There was a censorship bar over them when I saw a link from another video. XD

@613harbinger316

Жыл бұрын

Look closer between the legs...

Sasquatch wanting to make squish squish with opposum busts in: Opposum: Proceeds to throw patrons under the bus

11:08 Possum's roars whenever I need to hear them again.

My guess on the hot dog scene is that it's trying to get the viewer to see that the "horror" of sasquatch eating a human is no different that how the pig feels about being slaughtered for food?

@Adam_and_steve

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of a fucked up way to see it but I get your point.

@Avarioth

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if pigs were secretly highly intelligent with the same level of awareness as humans, but they just can't communicate with us, so they all know exactly what's happening to them and what WILL happen... Good thing that ain't true xP.

@Adam_and_steve

4 жыл бұрын

@@Avarioth ever hear of "Charlotte's Web"

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Gabriel So we must eat them to stop a rebellion got it

@imadrifter

4 жыл бұрын

Ima go out and buy a 6000 pack of hot dogs. Thanks for the warning guys. We can stop this if we just eat a bunch of hot dogs. I'm doing my part

14:51 the way they actually tracked the blood particles and got them to stop spurting when he covered his wound probably took 90% of the budget, which explains why the rest of the movie is so shit

"Tacohontas" is now my idea for a restaurant, and I have already filed the patent, if you dare utilize it in ANYTHING I will sue you, be advised.

I like how he just brushed off the line where the woman says "monsters aren't real just like the boogeyman or your father" and then the kid just looks sad

This movie is so halariously bad it has to have been this bad on purpose.

@carbon4454

4 жыл бұрын

Intentionally bad is always just horribly depressing, unintentionally bad is hilarity, I do not believe any human could be on such a higher level of existence as to make this intentionally

@PossumReviews

4 жыл бұрын

It's not intentional. The official DVD has a making-of documentary where they talk about it like it's a real movie. They were just delusional.

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

4 жыл бұрын

Possum Reviews oh yes with the infamous I am secretly a killer couch lol

@killian9314

4 жыл бұрын

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 wait, what?

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888

4 жыл бұрын

A1pha Ch3rnovak in the making of, the director sits on s couch and red letter media cast says they could pan to the left and he looks like a serial killer filming a confession on why he skinned his wife and made her a lamp lol

The comedy in this video is pure gold.

@hydrogenone6866

4 жыл бұрын

*Squish, Squish!*

@iswayuri

4 жыл бұрын

@@hydrogenone6866 *Excuse me what?*

Possum reviews has to have the best way to introduce patreons

I like how you called out how the boys could’ve been describing a dog or a stranger. I hate how they never think of that in movies. I hope actual parents take it seriously.

"Breathing harder than Movie Bob up a flight of stairs." Wow. That is the most savage roast of a KZreadr nobody cares about anymore.

The reason why he didn't drown was because his spirit animal PBR protected him.

@613harbinger316

Жыл бұрын

Pabst Blue Ribbo has a spirit animal?!

17:17- This is when you know you're watching a classy channel.

The patreons after they make squish squish with Sasquatch: Well I'm never supporting someone I like again

Still better than Doom: Annihilation

@deinos1229

4 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

True

@niceaudiokevin3921

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@Wicked061

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna have to agree with ya.

@gravedigger6427

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Damn like 10 ads but you need it so it's cool

@davisthegamelord

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that ad money before KZreads next purge

@brothercartman

4 жыл бұрын

Thank God for adblock

@nickv.3573

4 жыл бұрын

@@brothercartman damn, cant support the creators you like that earn it?

@notaloafofbread773

4 жыл бұрын

what are ads

I need to stop watching Possum Reviews after midnight, because my neighbors are complaining about my loud laughter.

The three virtues of bad movies: bad premise, bad execution, and multiple gaping flaws.

This movie is a work of Art....really, I'm serious.

@ScarletWFire

4 жыл бұрын

It's one of those art pieces made of stuff found in the garbage out back of restaurants

@coryzilligen790

4 жыл бұрын

Sure, but on the understanding that there are canned turds that are considered works of art.

@markiangooley

2 жыл бұрын

Certainly a work of Dave’s, at least.

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

@Hedgiethe Hog The writer of this movie: I shoved a giant dildo in the dirt in the middle of my backyard surrounded by sneakers filled with banana pudding " I'M FUCKING KUBRICK! ' lol 😂🤣

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley Art... as in Arthur?

*"Squish Squish!"* ....😂

@devoidoverlord1836

4 жыл бұрын

We make squish squish

@Avarioth

4 жыл бұрын

No shnu-shnu?

@devoidoverlord1836

4 жыл бұрын

@@Avarioth squish squish yes?

@fallthefox699

4 жыл бұрын

i squish squish your mom

@devoidoverlord1836

4 жыл бұрын

@@fallthefox699 you are my mom squish squish

This movie looks like a “To Catch A Predator” episode

11:37 It's about time. This porno was taking forever.

"is some amnature journalist" So.... A journalist then.

Keep this content coming my guy, you're really entertaining to watch

@lol-js8kg

4 жыл бұрын

Oml your prp

KZread needs more Possum Reviews NOW!

My headphones hated the intro so much they turned off

@gibbous_silver

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

10 minutes and 49 seconds it took him ten minutes to talk about the bigfoot's roar, I can't be the only one going insane

That intro animation physically and mentally scarred me..amazing!

@Rob-yu6tk

4 жыл бұрын

ewww furry.

17:53 the spotlight isn't just off. This scene is straight up shot during the day, with a filter applied to make it look like it's shot at dusk. This film is a masterpiece. 😂

@brianaguilar8283

3 жыл бұрын

He mentioned that

I laughed my ass off at "Tacohontas" I love a review with a sense of humor.

Redneak 1:DAVE Redneak 2: help me I being attack by rip-off bigfoot Redneak 1: DAVE Redneak 2: TOM GET HELP OR DO SOMETHING Redneak 1: DAVE Redneak 2: I hate you Tom Redneak 1:DAVEEEE Redneak 2 died from rip-off Bigfoot

@salhb737tm2

3 жыл бұрын

Daveee I told you not to die today

Did I hear it wrong, or did Possum say... Taco-hontas?

@jordanvereen1398

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously can't believe I just got that. Damn I'm retarded.

@deinos1229

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he said it

The god damn plastic tent killed me.

I Love how the officers has guns as big as their heads in their hands at all time and not in a holster...like didnt the director find a gun with a holster for his movie ? most airsoft guns comes with holsters goddamn it XD

The placement of the ads is hilarious

Every time you upload is like a special occasion.

@berengustav7714

Жыл бұрын

"Babe,wake up,Possum just uploaded!"

I honestly thought the sasquatch sound was Possum doing a crummy dub parody to avoid copyright strikes. Nope, that is the actual sound.

@chrisperrien7055

Жыл бұрын

Best growl/roar in movie history, next to Godzilla. But it is much more "personal" , than Godzilla. Sasquatch is going to eat you, and/or tear off some limbs, rather than squash your whole town/city.

@timtheskeptic1147

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisperrien7055 I make scarier noises waking up with a hangover.

"...Officer goatie comes back in time and then starts effeminitely batting at the sasquatch's chest like an angry teenage girl..."

8:18 was pretty fun and I'm disappointed that you didn't comment on that.

28:35 Thank you for the explanation Possum. (Not like he's going to read this. Why did I take my time to type this up.)

@morgansmith229

4 жыл бұрын

To make someone else smile/laugh?

@jd_the_cat

3 жыл бұрын

Hello mysterious stranger

@flames2089

3 жыл бұрын

He does read comments, actually.

This movie needs a prequel. I want to see the Tacohontas origin story.

25:03 "My Leg!" Please tell me that was a Spongebob reference!😂

It was better than I could have imagined agent Jame’s intro was incredible

I'm counting 9 ads, proud of ya!

I have never met a Native American that would choose a bow over a nice hunting rifle. This is modern day.

@vlexonkol8466

Күн бұрын

Must be a Turok or something

Lmfao this movie looks hilarious. Also, the native American lady hunting for a Sasquatch reminds me of the premise for that new Predator movie.

@leesimmons5453

7 ай бұрын

Gosh, do you think this was the inspiration?

Possum, you're going places. I can't wait to see how big this channel gets, cause you sure as hell deserve every subscriber you get.

*Why Bigfoot sounds like Yoda?*

@devoidoverlord1836

4 жыл бұрын

Yoda and squash make squish squish we do

@nediuhh

3 жыл бұрын

"Hmm, mating call you made, squish squish time it is."

If this were an M. Night Shyamalan movie the Sasquatch would have been the kid's father all along.

0:04 I love how the beer is already empty after he opens it

This is the only channel I have adblock turned off on, becsaue it's worth doing so.

I really appreciate the bubbles sound effect at 30:04 that makes me feel like I'm in an underwater level of crash bandicoot.

"Rurur RAWRRR" -Suburban Sasquatch Lucky you had a DVD of that lying around. I've been searching for that movie, online and in stores ever since that Spotlight Episode.

The scariest part was the bernie Sanders ad of him saying how he is going to steal my money.

@lexlang7688

3 жыл бұрын

How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man!