I decided to try out a different microphone for this video. That's why I sound different. Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/DrShaym Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/ReviewsPossum Submit your fan art: facebook.com/DrShaym/

@bonboncheese9661

4 жыл бұрын

Thought you had a cold.

@matthewzablocki5310

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds fine to me.

@matthewzablocki5310

4 жыл бұрын

@@bonboncheese9661 he always sounds like that

@SashaTheDog

4 жыл бұрын

I jsut love your videos and reviews and please make another video if something weird is happening in your garden again

@x3seal133

4 жыл бұрын

Can you make a video review about the lovecraft anime.(Yes, there is one.)

"I'm a possum of culture now" quote of the year- "satanic ritual but I dont see Hillary Clinton we must be safe." Actual quote of the year Possum 2020

@patrickc2262

4 жыл бұрын

Well Hillary is a satanic

@angryinternetperson6629

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Shaym is back at it, I guess lol

@cyberdance4578

3 жыл бұрын

@@angryinternetperson6629 I mean it’s too easy a joke to make especially given all the theories floating around 😂

@samuel2985

Жыл бұрын

How all the clintons aren't in jail is absolutely baffling. There's so many instances of the clintons lying especially under oath, and besides all the Shady dealings they're associated with there is a body count of over 100 people who have magically and conveniently committed suicide or disappeared before testimony in court. It's baffling that Hillary Clinton is not in prison. The only reason she got away is because the clintons are above the law. The clintons know powerful people and they have thousands of officials paid off. The clintons even have the IRS paid off, because she uses Charity Foundation money (which is illegal for personal use) for buying personal cars, plane's even groceries and extravagant dinners. American Media/television outright refuse to cover any Clinton related story. Still remember when Hillary Clinton said to a rape victim's face to "Get over it". If Hillary Clinton wasn't a lawyer before she went into politics she would be in prison!

Ah yes, my favorite characters: Guy, Other Guy and Other Other Guy.

@eddie2000ad

4 жыл бұрын

@Jf Kaks what the fuck

@darkkiller_2127

4 жыл бұрын

No no no. It’s: garçon, autre garçon, et autre autre garçon

@bell3287

3 жыл бұрын

Personally I like generic white guy #1,234,678,567,974,00.

@Oceanrex

3 жыл бұрын

13:18 And the Doomed Marine.

@Lost_idiot223

3 жыл бұрын

What about that other guy?

"I am a French demon and come from the worst place imaginable" "hell?" "no, the macron administration"

@flavorflavius9382

4 жыл бұрын

Jan P what is the reign of terror.

@ghekkoooobbwayver3818

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I live in Paris and that is a good analogy Macron is destroying France...

@sh_melo7252

4 жыл бұрын

exept by the license plate of the van, this is in switzerland

@bigbabado8296

4 жыл бұрын

@@sh_melo7252 Well, like 1/3 of Switzerland is just a better France

@sh_melo7252

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

What’s with these “horror” movies and pointless subplots that don’t lead anywhere?

@PossumReviews

4 жыл бұрын

It's padding. They make a movie that's seventy minutes long, then their distributor tells them they want it to be ninety, so they tack on a bunch of pointless scenes.

@LiloBecks

3 ай бұрын

Love You Possum Your Reviews Are Awesome 😎

"If he were American, he'd be hiding something else in his backpack, but the movie'd be over too quick." Shots fired. ...Wait.

@localdingus6788

3 жыл бұрын

But he’s going on vacation you don’t bring school on vacation with you that’s basically a law

@megatron6713

3 жыл бұрын

This guy......👆😆

@BigPuddin

2 жыл бұрын

Pow pow, bang bang.

@shotguntony4730

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie i'm American and for some reason I didn't get the joke at first. It clicked the second time I watched the video and I felt like such an idiot.

@ChallengeIdeas

2 жыл бұрын

​@@shotguntony4730 Your username makes it all the more ironic. That said, how many movies would be over "too quick" if someone in the party was packin' and someone else had a working phone? Maybe we should require it so as to get new plots.

"To the man who only has a hammer, everything looks like a nail" dude I freaking love this saying. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

"If he was american hed be hiding something else in his back pack" that line cracked me up

@jakedaccord9571

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it and it makes me angry

@eur0be4t3r

4 жыл бұрын

Gun or drugs?

@ShinFahima

4 жыл бұрын

@@eur0be4t3r Maybe the latter if he were Mexican.

@RickyRavioli69

4 жыл бұрын

A gun was my assumption

@flavorflavius9382

4 жыл бұрын

Skittles and an iced tea

Fake movie French people: "Nõ" Real French people: *NON*

If this is how pathetic demons were, I would've conquered the 9 circles of hell already.

French Demon: "I spit on you!" Me: "Yay! Broomstick time!"

Does anyone else always add "why did the goblin turn on the stove" whenever Possum asks a series of whys?

@laughingmask3118

Жыл бұрын

I'm frankly surprised he hasn't.

@VelkanAngels

9 ай бұрын

@@laughingmask3118 - He hasn't what? If you mean you're surprised he didn't ask why the goblin turned on the stove in this video, it's because this episode predates the one in which the stove on-turning goblin appeared, lol.

"Hey, we have 5 dollars, we can make Evil Dead, right?"

@iamimpossiblekim

Жыл бұрын

Best joke in the comments goes unappreciated.

Ah, I see you're a possum of culture.

@toxicmasculinity3976

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean rule 64.

@Satin.B

4 жыл бұрын

MY LEG! I love your profile picture and name

@jraev5519

3 жыл бұрын

@Jf Kaks that would be hot ngl 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

I love how he speaks in a German accent when trying and failing miserably to speak a French accent, especially here 10:22

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

Still more effort than the entire movie put into having a plot

@laughingmask3118

Жыл бұрын

I want to hear someone speaking french like their first language was Spanish but also reciting German Proverbs

I think this movie confirms that french woods are the safest in the world.

@albertdeluxe8966

4 жыл бұрын

Safer than French cities. Heyoooooooo!!!!

@laughingmask3118

Жыл бұрын

I mean try England? Wolves and bears are basically extinct there. Literally all you'd have to worry about are huuum...ans...... French Woods are the safest

"We also have Fat Woman, and Diversity Hire"..and that's when I lost it. Got damnit I have no idea why that made me laugh.

You broke me after saying “I don’t see Hilary Clinton so I think we’re safe”.

*clicks on video* I AM A FRENCH DEMON What did I just walk into

“Who was that guy? What did he have to do with anything? Why did the Goblin turn the stove on?”

I like how the kid finds a rock with a plaque that starts with “here lie the servants of evil” and decides that’s a good place to set off his fireworks.

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

And decides to relax against The Rock this is the type of kid that if he was shopping at an antique mall and saw a rocking chair that said Satan's rocking chair he would sit in it 🤦‍♂️

Possum new video!? ME LOVE POSSUM :3

@kazbramble499

3 жыл бұрын

When did you learn to use a phone

Hi. Great review as always. This is just some history lessons about the giant key and tiny door. This is just to show that the door hasn't been completely renovated or changed in the last 100+ years or it is a replica of a old house. Because cheap locks used to come with big keys like that and smaller the door the less heat is lost every time the door is opened so a lot of really old houses have uncomfortably small doors.

6:38 That guy’s shirt makes it look like he’s wearing his pants way too high.

@toddbeauchamp6675

4 жыл бұрын

This is beyond late, but damn, I couldn’t stop laughing at this comment and the moment in the video, Thank you for this 😂

@sarcastic-sulfur1683

4 жыл бұрын

Todd Beauchamp, You’re welcome.

@eldon9735

3 жыл бұрын

My boy nailed the Jerry Nadler look.

"Of all the women in this movie This is the that agreed to take her top of" Oof Big oof

I'm still laughing over the sarcasm at 5:29 "Whiney manages to get away"

16:20 "I don't expect anything, it keeps me from ever feeling disappointed" Hey that's my motto too!! 😃

possum: oh that was easy i guess all you have to do to kill a demon is stabbing doom slayer: *chuckles*

@arashparthian_112

4 жыл бұрын

If violence doesn’t work your not using enough violence

@WatchtowerSeven

4 ай бұрын

"Use a gun. If that don't work... use more gun."

That passing a kidney stone part made me choke on my water

Daddy is a true selfless hero. A martyr and a saviour. He watches those garbage films, risking his sanity, so we wouldn't have to.

@Lost_idiot223

3 жыл бұрын

NYYYEEEESSSSS!!

"Guy apologies even though he didn't do anything wrong" clearly Possum's never been married.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

Those characters aren’t married

@crimson19

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KingRumar

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimson19 with some women, it doesn't matter. Hes wrong even if he's completely irrelevant to the problem at hand.

@robertjosephmaccready4820

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Aguilar do you not get it? he wasn’t talking about the characters lol

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

@@KingRumar Thick44 said it best: No thank you I've lived with a dictator before 😜

to sum up this movie: "INTRUDER ALERT: A RED SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE"

I bet they originally wrote a zombie movie but at the last second realized they only had demon costumes so they just changed the title

This review went so fast it almost seems like he chugged a gallon of caffeine.

@forgrim454

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Damn, that was a huge missed opportunity. You should have made the French demon shout lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" or "I fart in your general direction!"

Follow this dude on twitter. Vids are great of course, but as a fan of all things film since I was a child, I genuinely enjoy his candid, succinct and informational tweets all things movies.

@laughingmask3118

Жыл бұрын

I don't use Twitter because I don't want the corrosion of my soul to quicken it's pace any more than jt already has.

@Dxwill10

Жыл бұрын

@@laughingmask3118 You've made the correct call. Don't let anyone tell you othewise.

You'd think Crazy lady would have made it back to civilisation within the night and gotten the police to investigate the woods, but then we wouldn't have a movie I guess. Good thing she was relevant to the plot!

@quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843

4 жыл бұрын

What even was Crazy Lady doing there and why? If she was warning people about demons, why would she attack them when they inevitably call her crazy? Was she in cahoots with the demons? And if so, was she the one who lured all the people here for the demons to kill? She could've been a more important character to help explain what exactly the demons are but she's just wasted on a couple of badly shot scenes.

I’m surprise they didn’t Surrender

@drakkenmensch

4 жыл бұрын

"BONJOURRRRRRRRRRRR you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!" - Groundskeeper Willie

@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009

3 жыл бұрын

Only the french military surrender, the civilians keep fighting

I’m not gonna lie, I burst out laying when you mentioned the giant key and the small door

Daddy, if you are into foreign films now, you should check out "The island if giant insects", which came out just recently. It is exactly what it sounds like.

"I don't see Hillary Clinton so I think we are safe." Im not American but I laughed. A lot. Edit: This film could be the intro to some cheesy French porn film. Or not, whatever.

I actually prefer the old microphone... It gaves you some particular voice tone, showing that you really are watching garbage

Also I'm very proud of you possum, A movie about French demons and not one Gordon Ramsay joke 👍

"I have come from the most horrible place imaginable'." That sounded funny as fuck! Good health, to you,and your family, possum.

3:46 "they laugh at her, being too stupid to realize that she may be a dangerous lunatic... but then it turns out she was a dangerous lunatic" I laughed so hard I woke up my family

You should totally review Frogs (circa 70's) a b-tier horror film right up your alley. Same for Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

@nitromenace1424

3 жыл бұрын

But Killer Klowns is actually good

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

Frogs is pretty good but it's still not as bad as Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake: which is about a giant frog monster and considered by many to be one of the worst monster movies ever made

Finally a new video! I've re-watched the existing ones 5 times, lol. Not that I'm complaining, though I wish the Yooka Laylee video still existed... Was hilarious, dang it.

@memevengers251

4 жыл бұрын

what video? was it removed?

@Avarioth

4 жыл бұрын

@@memevengers251 - Yeah, he played Yooka Laylee, while commenting on it in a sort of let's play fashion and it was so funny, lol. I don't know if he removed it himself, or if it was taken down for some reason. I also don't remember if it was on Possum or Dr Shaym.

@memevengers251

4 жыл бұрын

@@Avarioth any way i can watch it?? Like any backup or upload from a fan?

@Avarioth

4 жыл бұрын

@@memevengers251 - If you ever find out, let me know, cause I haven't had any luck. :l

Baguette of the Forest

These demons:exist Satan:I dont know them, they are not mine

Maybe the demon is like that meme, “I may be a murderous demon, but at least I’m not RUDE”. He didn’t want to interrupt the mourning process.

No one: French horror movie makers: you know what our movie needs?. 80s adult time music

I once got treed by a demon. It was pretty tense for a minute there, because I could never keep track of whether they can climb trees or not.

9:10 *Has sudden flashbacks to The Boondock Saints* Eh, I'm sure he'll tip her.

i still wanna know what compels a man to wake up and go "Let's GO SEE THE WORST MOVIES EVER AND DIE INSIDE WATCHING THEM!"

@salhb737tm2

3 жыл бұрын

*MONEY* and taxes

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the same thing that compel somebody to watch a single episode of batwoman 😬

@brycespencer6732

Жыл бұрын

@@ZION73082 lol

"But I don't see Hillary Clinton anywhere so I think we're safe." 😂

13:55 because it's never gets old to come back to

I loved the Hillary joke. Honestly couldn’t stop laughing.

Wen a drunk possum spills political and and artistic facts

You’re definitely.... a possum of culture my friend.

3:04 There is a sign with written "way non authorized for circulation" The marks on the ground are here cause sometimes some people need to work or something by taking this way

I'm not cultured, I do not know French, but my wife has a Prius.

@ezragoldberg3132

3 жыл бұрын

And you're a polyamorous couple?

@nop3noperson

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezragoldberg3132 lol classy proposal

Daddy Derek looks like a skinny Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂

if this is how pathetic demons are i would have conquered the 9 circles of hell already

“Hey are there any cool people in hell?” “These patreon patrons of course!”

if possible, review a movie called Fateful Findings.

@christianballestrasse6050

4 жыл бұрын

flannagan 37 at least Neil Bremen actually try’s

@cidinhanascimento3577

4 жыл бұрын

I would also love him to "review" the room

@DigitalFulcrum

4 жыл бұрын

TBH I'm fine with him avoiding those films, they been done to death by others

@TheAlan136

2 жыл бұрын

Jim! I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?

I feel frenchly offended.

This guy and nostalgia critic are my favorite movie reviewers

I couldn't stop laughing on the review!!!! Loved the program and this video you made plus the music with it!!!

12:04 Joe....what are you doing in the woods.... you silly willy

Possum in French is Still Just a Possum.

@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz

3 жыл бұрын

a lot of French looks similar to English

French Zombies? You mean Revenants.

Dude, that kidney stone ought to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.

this movie seems like a Evil Dead ripoff but in French

2:22 France in a nutshell

@flavorflavius9382

4 жыл бұрын

flannagan 37 Some places in France are +20% Arab/African now, not so sure about that.

@imaelectricalsocket6134

4 жыл бұрын

@@flavorflavius9382 r/woosh

@flavorflavius9382

4 жыл бұрын

IM A ELECTRICAL SOCKET >He uses plebbit

@arashparthian_112

4 жыл бұрын

Where’s the burning cars and riot police

@drakkenmensch

4 жыл бұрын

France is basically Les Miserables right now with the cops wearing updated body armor.

And suddenly all of france unsubscribes from your channel Then they resubscribe cause this shits good

The scariest thing in this movie has to be "Kermit's" smile @ 7:42

"I have come from the most horrible place imaginabl" I am fucking died.

Subtitles be like: Garbage is deaf are at the demons

That kidney stone was a real brick

13: 17 What, doesn't everyone keep their chainsaws in the kitchen? Just me? Okay...

He always sounds so fucking un-sober when he does these videos *AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!*

@ZION73082

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he has a pretty great job if you think about it get drunk laugh at stupid s*** get paid Possum out here living his best life!

A lesser known rip-off of Evil Dead, should have been called "Misunderstood Unliving"

I am french and I feel so bad for such a movie to be a real thing ...

It appears demons have a love of melons as their distinguishing trait.

Ah, a language I can read and speak, french

I am French, and I never been so proud of my country

Comedic movie reviews made by a half drunk half asleep possum 10/10

The French demon looks more French than the Eifel tower

"Did the actress just quit halfway through?' I would. :u

3:00 the sign at the left says no car in this road. This is why they walk.

Should've used the movie's porn music as the background music of this review. That would've been quite a reveal - and possibly more interesting than the movie.

I subjected myself to this movie for almost 10 minutes more out of curiousity than anything else. I knew I could get out at any time. I was slumming. You watched the whole thing? You poor marsupial.

5:06 that looks like coal. Might as well get some peanut butter and ice to turn it into a kidney jewel.

Atleast the review provided me with any and all comedic relief i wanted from this movie. Plus we finally saw possum pass a kidneystone, accumulated by consumed too much trash.

10:15 Because they're trying to be "different" without actually putting in the effort to be different.

You sound sort of angry or disgruntled in this one. Hope everything is ok. Love ya, possum.

@iamimpossiblekim

Жыл бұрын

Nah he just sounds conservative lol, they always sound disgruntled and angry (although I don’t know his personal life so I don’t know if he was upset that’s just how I saw it)

“Most horrible place immaginableh” 🤣🤣🤣

15:04 anyone wanna talk about the 40 degree angle his spine makes?

Hey Possum, I have a movie idea for you. There's a cheesy 1989 sci-fi horror movie called 'Moontrap', starring Bruce Campbell and Walter Koenig. I think it's bad enough for you to review. There's a full copy of it on KZread somewhere if you want to do it.

The French can make a bad movie? Sacre blu