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@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

POOOOOOOSSUM!!!! Me and u! Ur ass my face!!! Right here right now!!! Behind the library!!! If I catch u in my garbage can again (throwing my trash all over my porch) I'm gonna get u!!! U always hiss real tough like but then run off when I step to u!!! That is u isn't it?!?!?

@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

O n on a lighter note, I'm so sick of possession movies also. Omg they r talking in weird languages! Omg now they r CUSSING?!?! O nooo their so strong! Whaaaaat?!?! THEIR FLOATING!!!! OMFG!!!! I haven't seen this but I bet I just nailed it lol. Edit- omg so I was right! The white girl goes to hell! Who would have thought that the white girl would not be chosen to live?!

@stevessann3516

9 ай бұрын

Bishops in the Catholic church are also called patriarchs. The patriarchy she's referring to are the bishops that make decisions for American churches

@Ramdileo_sys

9 ай бұрын

Can we take a minute to appreciate the sacrilege.. religious offensive.. woke garbage this is??? 😠​...... We see a child dragged down to hell screaming and squealing in pain.. (Yeah.. the WHITE CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC kid obviously)😡​​.... I am actually amazed that they use a female kid and not a boy for this shit 🤨​...... Anyway..... The black girl survives (because of course she does🥴​)....... and survives, saved by a pagan religion..... not by Christ or the church or Catholicism .... no no no 🙅‍♀​... by a MANBO blessing .. (a priestess of dark magic according to some people)🙁​......... I am a fac^&%ing atheist.... all this is mythology to me.. right there with the Greek Gods of Olympus 😶‍🌫​...... but even I can see how highly offensive this shit is 🤷‍♀​...

@user-yt2vj4vy5v

9 ай бұрын

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😏😏😑😑😑

No way the mother from the original would speak about the priests like that. NO WAY. If Reagan died she would've had grounds, but no, THEY died. What an insult to the two heroes.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

Right. She would never disparage the two men WHO DIED SAVING HER DAUGHTER. Fucking ridiculous.

@TheRedneckPreppy

9 ай бұрын

"For modern audiences..."

@fuzzyfennec7493

9 ай бұрын

This is the world we live in now. Sacrifice your lives for mother and baby and get mocked for it. Hurray for modern Hollywood writers!!!

@xul3184

9 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyfennec7493 More like hurray for gynocentrism, the bane of humanity as a whole.

@richardjared960

9 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyfennec7493they can go back on strike again.

Being dragged to hell is bad, but at least the girl wasn't dragged down by the patriarchy.

@HUEnshiro_do_Norte

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

⚰️🤣

@luCid.the.book.

9 ай бұрын

No way you said this!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@AMPYMCSTAMPY

9 ай бұрын

yeah, fuck them, always doing... i honestly dont know what the "patriarchy" is meant to do. 😂😂😂

@punishedmatteson7108

9 ай бұрын

You don't think Hell has a patriarchal structure?

Wow that insult came out of nowhere. I don't believe Raegan's mother would insult the two priests that saved her daughter

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

She could have been injured or worse if she was in the room with them during the Exorcist. Talk about ungrateful.

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

@@UnwantedGhost1more like the writers are insulting our intelligence again, which is all they ever do.

@theblackflame4002

9 ай бұрын

Burstyn should have refused to say the line. She was part of the original and knew it shit all over it, she should have said "You need me, and I'm not saying this" Ford was fine with the humiliating endings of Solo and Indy to collect a check. Time to hold them as part of this woke bullshit

@stephenbanks5860

9 ай бұрын

I know, right? Disgusting.

@LukeLovesRose

9 ай бұрын

What I want to know is WHO or what are they writing these movies for??

I hope she understood, after been stabbed in the eye with the crucifix, why that two men did not let her inside the room.. 😂😂

@Jerome616

9 ай бұрын

Haha😂

"I wasn't part of their patriarchy." Is it wrong that my first reaction to this was just an exasperated "Oh, fuck off!"? Not directed at Burstyn or even the Character but at the Scriptwriters.

@ThieflyChap

9 ай бұрын

Yep, that was my reaction as well. That's a very common reaction these days.

@obikenobi9851

9 ай бұрын

Not wrong at all. It's a "oh, fuck off line". I rolled my eyes so hard when I heard it.

@xul3184

9 ай бұрын

Stop watching movies made by people who hate us

@t.jgiles888

9 ай бұрын

An esteemed old actress having to spit out the dialogue of a bitter teenage woke writer. Talk about dissonance.

@magma_fire_bagwan

9 ай бұрын

No, you're completely justified in that.

The 1973 Exorcist payed better homage to the 1949 real life alleged exorcist than Believer did with the original film.

@lukaszzylik4437

9 ай бұрын

The movie exorcists were heroes. The real life excorcist was a child abuser and murderer.

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

@@lukaszzylik4437 Do you believe all the real life exorcist cases before & after the original William Friedkin movie were alleged abuse?

"I wasn't part of their patriarchy" I bet this character would say the same thing if they weren't allowed in the room of their daughter going through a life saving surgery at a hospital.

@LukeLovesRose

9 ай бұрын

I cant believe the writers of this POS ruined Chris Macneil like Dark Fate ruined Sarah Connor. With the same kind of dialogue too

@plasticweapon

9 ай бұрын

@@LukeLovesRose chris was always a narcissist. treating her employees like crap, yelling at the top of her voice while trying to call her ex long distance so her daughter can hear what a bad father he is. she's just a more obvious narc now that she's older. pretty true to life.

"I wasn't part of their patriarchy.", I had a bad feeling about about Blumhouse trying to do an Exorcist sequel after what they did to the Halloween franchise, they've basically become modern day Disney for horror movies. What a complete insult to the original movie which is a classic for many good reasons, on it's 50th anniversary too.

@vicvega3614

9 ай бұрын

Well Burstyn just ruined her legacy with that line, f * uck her

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

They are only good at putting these franchises to rest for good.

@chrisanderson6466

7 ай бұрын

Just be like me and know this hot trash isn't cannon to the source material and forget it ever was made Hollywood will an so you one day they will implode up their own asses from smelling it so much

There’s no point to there being two possessed girls in this movie, since only 1 of them actually gets any development. Her and her dad played by Leslie Odom Jr. The other girl and her family are just “there.”

@stephenpmurphy591

9 ай бұрын

That's called the extra white girl for human sacrifice horror movie trope.

@been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately

9 ай бұрын

It was a bait and switch to turn the main protagonist black. It also gave them a gimmick for the film

@kwazimokava

9 ай бұрын

​@@ChristianHill-ep2ho😂🤭👏

@anthonynewsome9827

9 ай бұрын

Not to mention the main protagonist's daughter pretty much dragged her into the whole mess😅

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

@@anthonynewsome9827 Yeaaaah...are we ignoring that this is all technically her fault and she got her friend killed? No? Well alright then. Glad this was a flop.

Victims of possession don't go to hell...did they even read the original source material?

@CinnamonGrrlErin1

9 ай бұрын

Once I read that this movie was deviating from a Catholic-centric movie, I knew it was all over for this.

@Asterion_Mol0c

9 ай бұрын

They dont know anything

@theblackflame4002

9 ай бұрын

The movie went full woke. The patriarchy crack, the Christianity bashing, and of course the black girl lives because (first off the biggest case of hack 'how do I explain this' writing I've seen in years) if she died the movie would be roasted for being racist, that's sad but true. Green is the Kathleen Kennedy of horror@@CinnamonGrrlErin1

@CyberLance26

9 ай бұрын

I think they usually say in these kind of movies that the victim will be damned to hell if they dont save him or her.

@Asterion_Mol0c

9 ай бұрын

@@CyberLance26 that just not how that works though

As soon as you said 1 of the kids had to die i immediately knew it was either going to be neither dying or the white girl dying because they weren't going to kick that hornet's nest and dealing with Twitter and all media calling them racists bigots

@jrag1000

9 ай бұрын

If they wanted a 3 movie sequel why even bring in a fatal excorism?

@othertalk3313

7 ай бұрын

Exactly. There is no suspense, no tension, no mystery as to which one of them will die. Most modern TV series and movies have the same issue... you can see everything coming from a mile away. Even when a black character is a kidnapper, torturer, child-murdering, hand-chopping villain (Space Moses from the Obi-Wan Kenobi series, for example) it will eventually be revealed that they were actually good all along, and will be fully redeemed by the end. And of course every straight white male is either stupid, evil, and in most cases: both. This sh-t is the death of mystery and storytelling in general.

I wonder what William Friedkin's reaction to this would have been to this movie? Especially the line with the "patriarchy"? Rest in peace.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

I don't think he'd much care. He's already had decades to react to Exorcist 2 and 3 (which was good) and the prequels. He knows how Hollywood works and these movies don't do anything to tarnish the original, they just make themselves look like idiot filmmakers. Thank God we have Part 3 which actually deepens the story of the original without degrading it.

@Greenranger123

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonHauser125exorcist 2 was trash

@Oneanddone14

9 ай бұрын

​@@JasonHauser125Exorcist 2 was terrible. Worst sequel ever.

@Maverick619-CA

9 ай бұрын

He literally died rather than see it

@Oneanddone14

9 ай бұрын

@@Maverick619-CA 😆😆😆😆

We'll never get an intense and brutal interview between William Friedkin and Gordon David Green. RIP Friedkin

Including Voodoo/ Haitian rituals doesn't seem like the flex they think it is.

@internetjerk2839

9 ай бұрын

Got get the monkey culture inclusion

@austinreed7343

9 ай бұрын

@@internetjerk2839Things have gotten so bad that either people are unironically being racist to try and get it to go away, or true bigots are crawling out of the woodwork.

@osets2117

9 ай бұрын

​@@austinreed7343I'm gonna go with the latter, I have no faith in these people

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

@@austinreed7343I give you a third option: it’s actively making people racist because they’re so sick and tired of “white man bad.” Racism was damn near dead when I was in high school. We use to make fun of the last few wrinkled old prunes who were still racist. It’s come roaring back with the vilification of an entire race and sex based upon things they had nothing to do with personally. Nobody likes to be generalized or have assumptions made about them based on immutable characteristics. For awhile the shaming worked, but eventually it became so ubiquitous and wide spread that the pendulum swung back and swung HARD.

@darianstarfrog

9 ай бұрын

​@@austinreed7343it's funny.. 😂

"Why wouldn't those firefighters let you join them into the burning building to help save your daughter?" "'CaUsE I'm A wOmAn."

They spent $400 million just to get the rights to the exorcist, so it's unlikely this film will make a profit. Once you include the marketing and production budgets, this film will have to make over $1 billion just to break even.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

I cannot believe they paid $400 million for the rights, KNOWING that all three would have to be blockbusters to make up for that. Between marketing and production costs I cannot see this as anything but a massive failure. I think they might put the brakes on Part 2 and figure out a different way to approach it and recoup their money.

@jrag1000

9 ай бұрын

$400 million no way

@syxoed

9 ай бұрын

@@jrag1000its true google it

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

@user-iv8hm6ui4lI don’t think so. Certainly not domestically. Most movies DO recoup their costs, even Waterworld eventually turned a profit. But I agree with the people saying they’ll probably cancel the future sequels and adapt them into a series for a streaming service or something to try to make their money back quicker. This movie is getting bad reviews and the only consistent earners at the box office anymore are like Chris Nolan movies. Even Marvel has totally fallen off because of the massive drop in quality. Guardians didn’t do nearly as well as it deserved to because of the preceding tripe the MCU flooded the market with. Guardians was really good and I’m glad I broke my MCU/Disney boycott for it, because it will be the last Disney film I see for a LONG time. And it was a good farewell to the MCU that use to be.

@austin1806

9 ай бұрын

Rest assured they’ll try again in the next 5 years with a semi competent director and get a return on their investment

Fun fact: On Ed Whitfield's Twitter/Facebook post, he revealed that William Friedkin asked him, 'Ed, the guy who made those new Halloween sequels is about to make one to my movie, the Exorcist? That's right, my signature film is about to be extended by the man who made Pineapple Express. I don't want to be around when that happens. But if there's a spirit world, and I can come back, I plan to possess David Gordon Green and make his life a living hell." And shortly after the first trailer came out, William Friedkin died. Which further proves that this movie was a curse. Good fucking riddance!

@igodreamer7096

9 ай бұрын

damn

@broghad8241

9 ай бұрын

William Friedkin was too based for this world. RIP

@ECKohns

9 ай бұрын

I’m gonna need a source for that. It sounds made up.

@Americanspy-hn2kw

9 ай бұрын

​@@ECKohnsit was revealed to me in a dream

@kuribayashi84

9 ай бұрын

I'm sorry but just the thought of a Ghost-Friedkin coming back specifically to haunt David Gordon Green... 🤣

I'd love to see a film about a trash/garbage movie film critic who happens to be a possum that gets possessed by the spirit of a long dead goblin!

@EmperorPenguin1217

9 ай бұрын

Why did the goblin turn on the stove

@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

​@@EmperorPenguin1217errrrohhh errrrroh errrrroh - suburban sascwatch

@Joev.

9 ай бұрын

Take my money now. I'm in for a possum Exorcist movie!

@NathanTarantlawriter

9 ай бұрын

Work some cheddar cheese into that you might have something.

@austinreed7343

9 ай бұрын

@@rimurutempest9937And makes krakens into glue and dog food

Actually the Exorcist's main character is Father Karas.. the exorcist... the movie is about his own loss of faith and the ending is his own redemption. The McNeils are the victims yes but its Karas's main story. Along with Merrin

@JasonCastoro

9 ай бұрын

Merrin is the titular character.

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonCastoro Was Exorcist 2 & 4 about Father Merrin as the main character.

@michellethurman1970

9 ай бұрын

​@@UnwantedGhost1#3

a friend was so excited for this movie asking me if i knew when 'the exorcist sequel' was coming out. I said it was out, like 1980, called Heretic its rated as one of the worst sequels ever made. and she just stared at me blankly, 'did they remake the exorcist?" sigh. i hate this planet.

@Oneanddone14

9 ай бұрын

EX 2 was 1977, and yes, terrible.

@youthoughtaboutit6946

9 ай бұрын

There’s a crapton of exercise and amityville horror sequels that the majority of the general public just have no clue even exist

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

@@youthoughtaboutit6946 Amityville horror just kind of devolve into an anthology series vaguely related to the OG house after a while. lol

@Cavirex

9 ай бұрын

Exorcist 3 is the only sequel.

@plasticweapon

9 ай бұрын

exorcist 2: the heretic (1977) (see how easy that was?) is not a bad movie.

I expected the film to crash and burn the moment when I learnt the guy who helmed the new Halloween films is also doing this one

I saw the 50th anniversary showing of the 1973 Exorcist in a small theatre recently and it was so much better than watching at home.

@jntdhome

9 ай бұрын

Same! It really enhances the experience. Especially with the sound.

@TimeyWimey573

9 ай бұрын

It was the first time I ever watched it, in the theater. It was incredible, one of if not the scariest films ever made.

@lordnorthumberland277

9 ай бұрын

I saw it too, but in the nice, comfy seats in a major theater chain. And the audience was respectful, which made me happy. First time I ever saw it in full, and on the big screen. That just makes these sequel details all the more appalling

I'm surprised no one said " evil dies tonight " in the movie.

@sean5558

9 ай бұрын

I was just gonna say the same thing !

Diversity over quality.

@RogersSteveF45

9 ай бұрын

So what about all the movies with white people in it that suck? You know statistically there’s a shit ton of them. Seems like they’re bad just because whites are in them right?

The idiots who ruined Halloween are now going to destroy The Exorcist.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, except for Exorcist 3, they've all been bad. I heard the TV show was good but I didn't see it.

@ExplorerDS6789

9 ай бұрын

@@JasonHauser125 That's not an excuse. If they're making another, why don't they try to make it GOOD. Or is it like Jaws and has a formula that only works ONCE?

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

@@ExplorerDS6789 They did try to make it good. These assholes THINK they made a great scary movie sure to please the crowds. They shouldn't be making sequels to the most famous horror movies of all time and relegate themselves to something original they can't fuck up too bad.

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

And they'll destroy the rest of the classic horror movies for modern audiences until there's nothing left.

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

@@ExplorerDS6789 Lets face it, The Exorcist didnt need nor ever invite a sequel. It was pretty conclusive. 2 was a joke, 3 was decent but it barely felt like an Exorcist movie and the prequel (both versions) was pretty bad too. They should just let it be.

Blumhouse spent a whopping $400 million to secure the rights to the franchise and on top of that had to guarantee a trilogy. Even if Believer bombs at the box office, the next two films still have to be made.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

They might remove Green from the deal if possible. Hell, if I was the producers I would definitely try to cut my losses.

@frenchbassguy

9 ай бұрын

Oh no...

@Beepers559

9 ай бұрын

We’re screwed

@Jeffrey314159

9 ай бұрын

No way he spent 400 million dollars for the rights

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

Oh man, they are gonna lose so much money from this, its not even funny. ...Oh well, I will still laugh at them.

I call these movies "ESG punk" style. Like cyberpunk or steampunk there are themes and expectations you can put to the content of an ESG driven movie.

@igodreamer7096

9 ай бұрын

HAHAAHAHa

@Based_Gigachad_001

9 ай бұрын

ESG?

@oblivionfan345Tony

9 ай бұрын

​@@Based_Gigachad_001Environmental Social Governance. Look it up, many companies and government entities operate under ESG and essentially it means they focus on promoting THE MESSAGE over actually making money.

@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

​@@igodreamer7096I literally saw the trailer with my wife and she said, o I want to see that. To which I said, the white girl goes to hell, there u saw it. And wow I was right. My black wife is even tired of movies having no mystery cause of race. Is the guy black? Well he's good. Is it a white str8 male? Well he's the bad guy obviously. Lol in baldurs gate 3 I had 3 situations I didn't know if I could trust the person and went by this code and was right EVERY TIME so far lmao. Shits weak.

@austinreed7343

9 ай бұрын

I call it “Woxploitation”. “ESG Punk” implies it is even possible for these films to be passionate.

“This is a movie for people who have seen the original, but haven’t SEEN the original.” Best quote about this movie.

The thing that made The Exorcist different is that it was the one actual terrifying possession movie. The rest are mostly garbage. But now they've made The Exorcist franchise a part of that garbage. The idea of the possession by itself isn't that scary if you're not a believer. It was the psychological horror, the directing, the acting, the practical effects, etc. That's what made it scary for even atheists. No other possession movie has been able to accomplish that.

@dunkyking6310

9 ай бұрын

Funnily enough, with possession, it would actually be worse as an unbeliever than for a Christian. There's demonic oppression (slamming doors, sensing presences, etc) and demon possession. Somebody who's saved can be oppressed by a demon, but not possessed.

@laslalal8451

9 ай бұрын

The Evil Dead and the finale of Hereditary were also great works of possession horror too, in their own ways

Exorcist 3 is the true Exorcist 2 and the only Exorcist sequel that exists in my opinion.

@RonMarek

9 ай бұрын

You're completely wrong. The true Exorcist sequel is Repossessed.

So voodoo saves the day in this movie rooted in Catholic/christian religious sensibilities? Oh that wacky ESG

@kingagrabowska9366

9 ай бұрын

I just knew there would be some woke trash. Every movie is like that now. I just knew when there was a Black and a White family, and the demon went ''choose one'' that the white family would be the selfish ones but the Black girl would live anyway. I guess the white male priest and ''white religion'' weren't as strong as the Black woman whatever she was and ''Black religion''. The patriarchy lien makes me feel like I'm possessed and want to do unspeakable things to the people who made this movie.

@lovetrain2455

9 ай бұрын

Exorcisms aren't exclusively a Catholic/Christian thing though. But I don't expect Americans to learn beyond they see on a box with lights inside it.

@wrestlinginmyblood

9 ай бұрын

​@@kingagrabowska9366Gee, you should copy paste this dumb shit comment a few more times, bot.

@kingagrabowska9366

9 ай бұрын

@@lovetrain2455 1. Being racist to ''Dumb Americans'' is still being racist. 2. I know there are other religions and beliefs. But Catholicism gets shit on for being patriarchal and doesn't work in the movie. Meanwhile, Black Woman and her religion work. 3. How do you know who's American in the comments? Just because I use English on the Internet doesn't make me American.

@lovetrain2455

9 ай бұрын

@@kingagrabowska9366 complaining about woke shit and calling other people racist? ex and also dee Also only Americans complain about ESG and all that stupid shit

plot twist: they weren't possessed at all, these are just your typical tik tok influencers.

"I wasn't apart of the patriarchy." *Immediately gets brutally stabbed by a demon first encounter

I knew the movie wouldn’t be suspenseful because nothing can happen to the black family. So if anything bad happens, it’ll be the white girl or the white dad. The patriarchy comment just seals the deal.

@HennryHammerhead

9 ай бұрын

Legit, in their efforts to not be "racist" or "misogynistic" or whatever they wind up being the turbo versions of them. The hypocrisy is so thick you could cut it with a spoon.

@Oneanddone14

9 ай бұрын

Even Satan is woke.

@Clint52279

9 ай бұрын

Yup. "Oh, no! There's a killer on the loose! Who could it be! Could it be a member of our highly diverse and inclusive friend group including African Americans, Hispanics, lesbians, the gay guy in the wheel chair, the transgender girl or Ginger McWhitey! How will we figure it out!"

@FilmGuy7000

9 ай бұрын

Honestly, this whole thing seemed very anti-white, based on the overview.

@CommanderViviax

9 ай бұрын

I thought that. I saw the black girl and white girl. And thought. Yeah. They're not killing the black one. Wouldn't have two races if they hadn't had a plan. Got to pander to anyone not white. Can't hurt them. As bad. Beings who do bad possession have no frack to give about the race of someone.

No scary little girl will ever be as terrifying as Linda Blair! She gave a stellar performance, even for an adult! This movie was lame..

This same demon coming back over and over sequel/prequel etc is worse than Jaws 4 when the shark was supposedly hunting the family.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

At least demons are immortal and can go anywhere in the world. The damn shark died in the first three movies and its progeny followed the Mom to the Bahamas somehow. FOLLOWED HER FOR REVENGE. As sharks do. If they'd made it a demon-possessed shark that at least would have been more credible.

@justaguyonyoutube4592

9 ай бұрын

Hey, at least there were ONLY four movies, I’m not so sure about the possession/demon movies though since there are over hundreds of them. Jaws 4 wasn’t THAT bad though put aside the shark apparently being intelligent enough to be able to hunt down a family let alone have “revenge” against said family. Heck, even the Jaws rip-off Orca made even more sense that that.

@theblackflame4002

9 ай бұрын

in the exorcist franchise the same demon has been in 1-3, the Fox series(season one) and now this one. Jaws 4 had that its so bad its kind of fun charm to it@@justaguyonyoutube4592

@patrickmartin7692

9 ай бұрын

Yo!!! Don't ever disparage a movie with a shark that can roar. That scene is a national treasure. Somehow......

@inky5574

9 ай бұрын

Like Pazuzu is the only demonic entity? Like even then a made up demon not found in any mythology would be a welcomed change.

The fact that the words "The Exorcist" and "not scary" can be in the same sentence says a lot...

So, correct me if I'm wrong but the script writers of Hollywood recently went on strike to get more money for writing stuff like this? Well, that's just.. great.

@austinreed7343

9 ай бұрын

Worse, it’ll get people to root for the corporations.

@matthewjoyner1595

9 ай бұрын

This movie sounds like it was written by AI

@robo9439

9 ай бұрын

@@matthewjoyner1595 Woke AI.

@ARuiz-eu3hk

9 ай бұрын

They forgot to starve out the hack writers that we're bringing everyone down.

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

@@robo9439 The Left are tired of the term that they presume that it lost all impact. Their words, not mine.

Movie was to show how voodoo was stronger than christianity. The cromagnon girl lives!

@LukeLovesRose

9 ай бұрын

LMAO. You're so bad

*🎃Happy Halloween '23 to people and possums everywhere!🎃*

11:25 Yes! That speech bothered me as well! When she said that it was about 'community' and 'bringing everyone together', I was furious! Expelling demons is about faith, not about family. This is like saying poverty can be solved with fitness -irrelevant to the core problem.

I feel bad for what you went through when watching this movie

I honestly don't understand why people would still want to work with David Gordon Green and Jason Blum when it comes to legacy sequels. Probably $$$.

"They wouldn't let me into their patriarchy." GAWWWWWWWWWWD...

when i heard them say 'god played a trick on you' in the trailer i burst out laughing

Am I really to belive that the daughter of a preacher didnt have enough protection over her soul, but a girl who got a random hatian blessing did?

@collateral4101

9 ай бұрын

she never got baptized

Ellen Burstyn gets money for helping up and coming actors in exchange for a 10 minute cameo. She got the best deal out of everyone.

@bo2720

9 ай бұрын

She donated her entire salary to fund scholarships, at least thats what I read. Still though, She's in her 90s and starred in 162 films. I would have read that script and said HELL NO. The way they handle her character is plain disrespectful in my opinion

At some point, there needed to be a scary scene where the two possessed girls regurgitated pea soup at each other, and the winner gets to eat a homeless man’s soul. Their heads spin the entire time, house music plays, and the girls are at the club, so lots of neon lighting and smoke. Also, John Wick is in the club fighting demons, as he does because he is now cannon after the Devil ate his dog. John will not have much of a part, he is just there to introduce the audience to the cross over, but the twist is, the Matrix universe is part of the franchise now.

@garysuarez9614

9 ай бұрын

Not John Wick, but Constantine. Keanu played both roles, strangely.

@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

I literally saw the trailer with my wife and she said, o I want to see that. To which I said, the white girl goes to hell, there u saw it. And wow I was right. My black wife is even tired of movies having no mystery cause of race. Is the guy black? Well he's good. Is it a white str8 male? Well he's the bad guy obviously. Lol in baldurs gate 3 I had 3 situations I didn't know if I could trust the person and went by this code and was right EVERY TIME so far lmao. Shits weak.

@galloe8933

9 ай бұрын

@@garysuarez9614 I like that idea, however, to make a better point of the joke, I had to go with John here, because a joke if only good if people understand it, and I feel that not too many people would get the reference... Would have made the comment too long, but maybe Constantine, and John are one and the same, but John lost his memories battling demons at midnight, on the first day of the Millennium? That's why he is so good at killing everyone with style! I feel like I could make that work, and so help me Pazuzu if this joke ends up as a miniseries on Netflix, I will be very upset.

@garysuarez9614

9 ай бұрын

@@galloe8933 John Wick IS Constantine? Dude...mind is blown. THAT is a great idea even for a fanfic!

@nickcasale2767

9 ай бұрын

And then the goblin turns on the stove

Can we extend the writers strike? Clearly we're losing nothing letting these hacks slowly starve themselves.

I personally never understood the whole thing of 'don't explain, it'll make it less scary'. Not to say I don't understand the examples, cause I do, those examples are indeed not scary, but the problem lies more in the explanation either being poorly thought out, like in the case of Prometheus, or the explanation being shoehorned in, like logically nobody should know this information but characters just have it anyways. The only thing I'd really say in regards to not explaining stuff in horror, is that my dad always said that you should only explain what it makes sense to know; like if a scientist is working on something related to whatever the thing happens to be, then yes, explain because the character would logically know it, but if the characters are in a situation where they wouldn't know anything, then don't tell the audience anything either. We need to be on the same wavelength as the character, beyond certain indie examples I suppose.

@TimeBomb014X

9 ай бұрын

Put it like this, imagine if in It chapter 3 they explain Pennywise is actually a shape shifting alien that has thr power of hypnosis. You sould ruin the monster

@TheCollapse410

9 ай бұрын

​@@TimeBomb014Xexactly. Or just read ANY HP Lovecraft story lol. And I LOVED It. The book was huge and the second book I ever read (first was The Stand, now that was a fucking story!). It was soooo good. And pennywise is soooo much more violent in it. Lol he literally smashed a babies face into a toilet forming it's head into the shape of the toilet drain and the mom could hear him cracking up from the sink. I mean the one kid has his dead lil brother come after him and his face is pushed outward cause pennywise mind fucked his dad into bashing the back of his head in with a hammer. So good. And yes. The fact someone doesn't understand not telling the whole story upfront is kinda crazy.

@TimeBomb014X

9 ай бұрын

@@TheCollapse410 yup, if you can explain the horror tjat means there is a set of rules it exist by and thus a way to get ahead of it. Another good example, Event Horrizon, where dis that ship go, and what happenes to make it a living breathing ship. Who knows, but it sure as shit is fuxked up

@doctabaldhead

9 ай бұрын

It hurts me that this has so many upvotes. Horror is a genre that lives and dies on not treating it's audience like they are retarded.

@1977TA

9 ай бұрын

@@TimeBomb014X I couldn't agree more. They ruined Michael Myers with each sequel telling us more than we needed to know about him. He stopped being the mysterious, creepy, terrifying, unstoppable force. The unknown elements are what make any horror/thriller antagonist effective. That's why Jaws was such a hit. The shark didn't need to chew up screen time. It terrorized the audience because they saw so little of it.

Wait....so the kid of the Priest gets dragged to hell because the other one was blessed as a baby? So like.....priest baptisms and so forth dont count as blessing a child? What?

@Asterion_Mol0c

9 ай бұрын

They made up bullcrap

@PossumReviews

9 ай бұрын

There's a throwaway line where they say they never had their kid baptized because their particular church does it when the kid turns 13 for some reason, and they delayed it because they wanted Grandma to be there.

@gaigestorm8155

9 ай бұрын

We know why they really did it. White people bad so black people get plot armour.

@thenerdwonder5327

9 ай бұрын

@@PossumReviews that is the dumbest thing ever. So i guess magic blessings from random dude in other countries save people and doom pastor kids to hell...wtf

@emperorbirb1

9 ай бұрын

That's dumb

Makes no sense to have a seance with a parent you never met. They probably actually asked a demon why the goblin turned on the stove, I dont know.

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 ай бұрын

guess that's why she died. She learned why the goblin turned on the stove and was sent to hell before she could tell anybody.

Yes. Let's hire David Gordon Green and Danny McBride to work on the script. What could possibly go wrong? This. This is what could possibly go wrong. If Paul Schrader, who wrote Taxi Driver and directed First Reformed, couldn't get The Exorcist right, what hope in hell would there be for the director of Pineapple Express and the dogshit Halloween trilogy to get it right?

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

So funny that the last decent Halloween movie was fucking Rob Zombie’s.

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

@@Thor-Orion The last decent one was made by John Carpenter in the 70's.

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

@@guilhermehank4938 I mean, I think the first 3 are good, I like Season of the Witch more than most people do. But I thought Zombie’s version has been the best one in quite a long while

@guilhermehank4938

9 ай бұрын

@@Thor-Orion H1-3 were decent but I couldn't stand Rob zombie's. But to each their own

@Thor-Orion

9 ай бұрын

@@guilhermehank4938 I didn’t think it was GREAT or anything, I just think it was so much better than the steaming piles of shit the most recent three movies have been. That’s how bad modern cinema is; it makes Rob Zombie look like god damn Alfred Hitchcock. And that’s coming from someone who thinks Rob is a hack of a director, I never understood why he kept getting work and why people kept going to see his movies and acting like they were anything but C-grade schlock.

''it's scary because it's a mystery'' Is this why horror movie sequels are pure ass?

"Imagine the Care Bears coming together to exorcise another Care Bear". Okay, give me a minute. 😑 I'm Imagining it. 😌 I have officially imagined a cinematic masterpiece! 😃 Well, it will be if they don't screw up with the animation! 😏

@cynicalperson161

9 ай бұрын

Lol yes this needs to be animated 😂

@mattjones7226

9 ай бұрын

I was thinking live action. Perhaps we can have both somehow.

@danielbarker373

9 ай бұрын

The Care Bears are animated as normal, but the demon is a live-action puppet when it appears. It'll be like that Spongebob scene with the gorilla attacking Patrick and Sandy.

@AnnoyingSquib

9 ай бұрын

They didn't exorcise a demon, but they once got together to bring a little girl back to life that was killed by a demonic entity. Even broke the forth wall to garner audience participation. Not exactly exorcist, but pretty damn close.

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 ай бұрын

can we somehow get Nicolas Cage into that production? No makeup or effects needed, just tell him to let loose.

Not surprised. The trailer did nothing for me other than being cringe and laughable. My favourite is Exorcist 3. Of course, I like the original as well. Blatty's The Ninth Configuration is worth checking out.

@theblackflame4002

9 ай бұрын

Check out the first season of Fox's Exorcist series, excellent job and great swerve,....way better than this garbage

@jwnj9716

9 ай бұрын

@@theblackflame4002Pazuzu dies tonight!!!!

@chrisspike3282

9 ай бұрын

You have great taste

@UnwantedGhost1

9 ай бұрын

@@theblackflame4002 That I agree with. It was even more brutal.

I refuse to believe there's other Exorcist movies besides the first one. I know they exist, I just don't acknowledge them.

@hatework4282

9 ай бұрын

Id say there are two. The Exorcist and Repossessed.

@JasonHauser125

9 ай бұрын

Exorcist 3 is actually quite a good movie.

@sean5558

9 ай бұрын

Jeffrey Dhamer gave several thumbs up for the Exorcist 3

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 ай бұрын

It's just like Highlander....

Exorcist III (1990) continues to be the best Sequel to the The Exorcist (1973).

@ablosch2452

9 ай бұрын

I’m morbidly curious as to how this new one compares to Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)?

@RonMarek

9 ай бұрын

You're clearly forgetting about Repossessed.

Thanks possum, glad you are here to help me avoid garbage!

Remember the old "black character dies first in horror movie" joke? Amazing how the pendulum swinged so hard, that the moment you see a black character, you know they are the good guys and won't die.

the ads to this film where so annoying, just a bunch of disorienting editing and screaming, what is this Alucarda (1977) ?

My favourite part was when all the different religions unite and hold their power rings up to summon the religion megazord who then battles the real villain of the movie - white men.

Gotta watch it now before it's taken down.

Well there's always FAITH: The Unholy Trinity to get your exorcist fill

Technically the second care bear film kinda DID do that. Just a little girl not another care bear. They used to get kinda dark

I must be a possum too how fast I was attracted to this movie 🗑️

Damn one of the girls get dragged to Hell, that's fucked up.

Morgan Creek really SHOULD have just tried to revive the 2016-2017 FX series. FX cancelling it after two seasons was a huge mistake. That show was how to follow-up a classic excellently. Outside that, only the original 1973 film, Exorcist 3 (1990), and Dominion-Prequel To The Exorcist (2005) are worth seeing.

So tired of the woke bs. We all know why there's a black family in this movie. Idc what you call me for it, especially the 'r' word. It holds no meaning any more. I'm sick of being nice. I've seen where "nice" has gotten us.

@Ginko_Sakata

9 ай бұрын

"I've sEeN WhErE nIcE HaS gOtTen Us"

@magicjohnson3121

9 ай бұрын

@Ginko_Sata looks like he struck a nerve with you

@Sikanda.

9 ай бұрын

Hollywood has pledge to be more inclusive towards black communities since the BLM outcry. It feels like a diversity quota they have to check now.

Oh look.. One's black & one's white... That means everyone will think this movie is awesome.!

If this is the best hollywood writers could come up with i cant wait for AI to replace them.

The beginning was very good. As soon as Chris steps in, it goes in the trash. There's no character building, severely rushed. They could have stretched this one story out into three movies if done right. The ending is so strange...like what's going to happen in the other two??

Hollywood sure love making these member berries movies that piss all over the original

My man, the demon would definitely be in Pinky Pie, not rainbow dash… Jesus I have to many kids😂

completely unrelated but found your channel few years back and man I have to say you make the most niche videos of B-horror movie reviews. I don't even care about these movies at all but your reviews are fun to watch. Keep up the good work 👍

Can we see a "The Exorcsit" movie where the victim is just mentally ill in the end of story? Great video, Possum man! ⭐⭐⭐⭐

@annahigarcia1541

9 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's some movie that try to do that, but they end up gaslighting you.

@ECKohns

9 ай бұрын

That’s what the found footage movie “The Last Exorcism” tried to make you think. Only for the ending to say, “Gotcha! It IS supernatural.”

Thanks for the recap and getting straight to the point. Subbed.

Dude your channel is awesome ive been binge watching.

I shouldn't be surprised that the demon won in a woke exorcist movie That is just disgusting

So glad the writers got their demands met so they could "create" "art" like this🙄

@austinreed7343

9 ай бұрын

And hence cause people to be more pro-corporate.

@amarants2423

9 ай бұрын

Is it bad that I blame the executives more for green-lighting it? Hell, maybe they even made them rewrite better drafts for this trash Final Cut

@wrestlinginmyblood

9 ай бұрын

@@amarants2423 I still put it at the writer's feet. Executives are rarely if ever actual artists in any field, but especially film and TV. The scripters are the absolute last line of defense against end results like this, and they went on and wrote garbage anyway.

Hey glad to see possum uploaded

I'm surprised that you sacrificed both your time & money to watch this underwhelming 50th anniversary sequel.

Sometime in September I saw “Talk to Me.” A far more superior horror film. Before the movie they did play the first extended trailer for this movie. I knew it was going to be crap so when the title came up I said “Looks like crap.” And the audience erupted into laughter.

@BigMoney398

9 ай бұрын

That movie was woke too with the monkey main character.

@ChillHills

9 ай бұрын

@@BigMoney398 I really don't feel the need to engage with you cause you're stupid. ut how was it woke? Cause the main protagonist wasn't white? Even though color had nothing to do with the plot? Are people of color not supposed to be protagonist without pushing an agenda? Just cause you live in a predominantly white society where you probably have like two Asians you know both being from completely different parts of the continent. But you think they're different cause one is Middle eastern. Actually no. Dont answer my question. Just read this give a thumbs up, and keep it pushing.

5:00 That issue where sequel movies directly contradict details that were explicitly made in the original are rampant like in texas 2022 where Sally has the group photo the hitchhiker burnt

Got excited to see a new video idk why but i love your stuff cant wait to see your new video

"I guess the blessing has its limitations." Hey, just like real life prayer! Remember, god *always* answers, but *sometimes* the answer is *no.*

So Chris defeated "the Partriarchy" in this movie and it only cost her her eyesight...good job xD

@kingagrabowska9366

9 ай бұрын

I just knew there would be some woke trash. Every movie is like that now. I just knew when there was a Black and a White family, and the demon went ''choose one'' that the white family would be the selfish ones but the Black girl would live anyway. I guess the white male priest and ''white religion'' weren't as strong as the Black woman whatever she was and ''Black religion''. The patriarchy lien makes me feel like I'm possessed and want to do unspeakable things to the people who made this movie.

@wrestlinginmyblood

9 ай бұрын

​@@kingagrabowska9366I just knew there'd be a Jesus Bot spamming the same reply. And here you are!

@kingagrabowska9366

9 ай бұрын

@@wrestlinginmyblood And I just knew there would be a person who complains about people complaining about the portrayal of their religion in a movie where religion is a big plot point. I'm not telling you to turn Christian. I'm just pointing out how no other religion is getting so disrespected and never get called out on its problematic past and present even.

@wrestlinginmyblood

9 ай бұрын

@@kingagrabowska9366 And you thought the best way to convey that was to...copy-paste like a broken AI? Seems rational 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Dempsey1873

9 ай бұрын

​@@wrestlinginmybloodnothing he said was wrong

So The Exorcist now has to rely on gimmicks and modern day identity politics? Great....Can't wait for The Exorcist cinematic universe. I do like the upside down cross on that one girl's forehead. Nice Deicide reference. Now I actually wanna see a movie starring Glen Benton. I mean, how bad can it be?

@KardboardKenny

9 ай бұрын

all that proves is that mega hipster GB and all other hypo-christians have a lack of knowledge on such things. the inverted cross is just as christian as the upright version. just as St Peter.

@Beepers559

9 ай бұрын

I’m terrified on what the exorcist cinematic universe will be

This movie cost 400 million dollars for the license alone. Mind you, the license For a trilogy. There's 2 more movies coming.

Your video titles always make me smile, dude😂

Why the goblin turn on the stove?

@SoulSir5vr

9 ай бұрын

STOP! Don't you TOUCH those t!tti3s!!!!

The most horrifying thing about this movie are the reviews. 😂

I get why he stopped saying things like, "The Black parent" or "The White kid" (Damn KZread). But as a Black man, I appreciated that over not knowing whats happening 😅 😂

Im DLing RN and coming back to watch your review, bro you and Critical Drinker are my favourite movie reviewers your style is....YOURSELF💪

Blunderhouse strikes again 😂

They should've just went and made season 3 of TV series.

Hé Possum! You really got being productive, last months! I like it and commend you. Thank you very musjh!

Crude and short kinda suits a possum, anyway. Great to see more Possum Reviews

2:23 You know it's central America because the sky is yellow