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@hatredisgod3968

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@erickabashi1933

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for coming back, now for the Garbage

@lunartransport5461

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh, your videos are the best! Keep it up man!

@acemarvel1564

Жыл бұрын

This video made me remember something essential about movies in general, we only remember the best ones from the past because the bad ones not unlike today are easily forgotten

@metaknight115

Жыл бұрын

I truely love this channel. You're not afraid to call out cancel culture and twitter puritans, but at the (cough, cough, Critical Drinker, cough, cough).

"Its a plus sign, this dude was into mathematics" is such a shittily good line.

@ZION73082

Жыл бұрын

CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!! 😏

@miniraptor3211

Жыл бұрын

The delivery makes it even better "This dude was in-ta mat-a-matics!"

@P-P-Panda

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO YE

@ab-gail

Жыл бұрын

6:04 Lol Just amazing

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know where you were going with that, *but then I studied CARTOGRAPHY!*

The government taking a sex bot and using her for surveillance is the most realistic thing about this movie.

His animation budget has gotten so much better.

@brianaguilar8283

Жыл бұрын

All that Patreon money

@elizabeth5561

Жыл бұрын

I love how you capitalized Him so you're referring to him as a god.

@ironicugandan5826

Жыл бұрын

@@elizabeth5561 It's the beginning of a sentence. You capitalize the first letter. If I went " That's when His" then he'd be a god.

@MikkyD666

Жыл бұрын

@@ironicugandan5826 I always thought capitalization was important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your uncle jack off a horse.

@hatkid1398

Жыл бұрын

In went from 5 dollars to a whopping 10 DOLLARS!

It’s crazy that even the main character didn’t have enough plot armor to survive to the end of his own movie. Not only that but he dies off screen and turn into a vampire only to die again in an unmemorable fashion.

@KuroiShiAnimu

Жыл бұрын

Respectable writing tbh, at least it's more innovative than any new Marvel garbage

@igodreamer7096

Жыл бұрын

That was the twist of the plot

@SiriusSphynx

Жыл бұрын

And to think, that quality of writing is now considered normal.

@predator7939

Жыл бұрын

Speaking of the main character dying off in a Horror movie, I want a Predator movie where the protagantist loses to the Predator but actually on screen of course.

@star-rock6466

Жыл бұрын

​@@KuroiShiAnimu honestly, I feel like I should expect someone to shit on marvel the moment someone talk about writing or plot at this point

"Not my blood, I need to sell that for cigarettes" 😂

@tailfin6595

Жыл бұрын

Bidenflation is a bitch

@elizabeth5561

Жыл бұрын

Why have your blood be filled with cancer when you can sell your blood so others can have cancer free blood.

@Hotpocketmountiandew

Жыл бұрын

"Sweet Jesus" - Rico from starship troopers.

@AR-mi9cv

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅🤷🏾‍♂️

@Bl4ckD0g

Жыл бұрын

Proof that he is Plinkett's other other son, that turned out just like his dad.

Bruh, I’ve seen this movie before. And I don’t remember it being so…movie. Dracula 3000 was truly the Morbius before Morbius. Truly it was one of the movies

@ChallengeIdeas

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, we can safely say that among vampire movies, this one exists.

@mirceazaharia2094

Жыл бұрын

It sounds intriguing. Gonna watch this and Morbius tomorrow. Maybe they're not good, but they might be fun. I won't be paying for them, of course, that would be just silly.

@jackalenterprisesofohio

Жыл бұрын

​@@mirceazaharia2094 no a real insult would be paying half price.

@XombieLejon66

Жыл бұрын

And like this movie, Morbius is destined to be one of the things you'd see on cable at 2am on a wednesday. A fitting end.

@MrJfizzle11233

Жыл бұрын

People are still commenting this?

I still remember watching this movie on VHS with my dad. For the most part we took all of the movie's glaring, overwhelming issues in stride, but I'll never forget the dead-eyed look we threw one another after the ending. We both had a "what the fuck did I just watch?" look on our faces, and after about a minute we vocally agreed that we just wasted our fucking time on this thing and simply popped in a VHS of The Incredibles and had a much more pleasant afternoon. Jolly times.

@danieldubrovin8813

Жыл бұрын

Wait, was the incredible actually on VHS?

@chinghamburger2200

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldubrovin8813 surprisingly yeah, the incredibles was on vhs

@SiriusSphynx

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldubrovin8813 VHS was still around pretty strong well into the early 2000s. Sorry, you don't live that far in future.

@Dingleberrycrunch36

Жыл бұрын

@@danieldubrovin8813 no, i think the mandela effect is at play here. Toy Story and A Bugs Life are the only two Pixar movies i can think of that were available on VHS Edit: Looks like Toy Story 2 probably was as well.

@oWarlock360o

Жыл бұрын

Just checked, and it existed indeed

Coolio once said: “we’ve been spending most our lives on set filming for dracula 3000”

@XombieLejon66

Жыл бұрын

"As I walked through the factory of a shitty film set I take a look at the budget and realize there's nothing left "

@ZION73082

Жыл бұрын

And I've been hamming and mugging so long that, there's not any scenery left to be chewed! 😏

@mikeymike8705

Жыл бұрын

@@XombieLejon66 😂😂

@Tuvok_Shakur

Жыл бұрын

coolio never once said anything remotely close to that

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

@@Tuvok_Shakur You can't honestly tell me you missed the joke here.

Just when the world is in crisis the Possum comes to the rescue with his reviews.

@ergbudster3333

Жыл бұрын

That's right, man. I'd hate to get toasted under the Big Light without a blast of Pos to check out on. Cheers.

@user-fo1ow1jq3b

Жыл бұрын

What crisis?

@Yogurt_Fingers

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fo1ow1jq3b What planet do you live on?

@dylanmonstrum1538

Жыл бұрын

​@@Yogurt_Fingers No, go on, what crisis?

@TakBonez

Жыл бұрын

Not all Heroes wear capes, some eat out of the garbage and root about out yard in the middle of the night.

In the original Dracula story, there was a part where Dracula invades a boat called The Demeter. Then the captain binds himself to the wheel after Dracula killed his crew. The plan didn't work because the heading of the ship still worked and this is how Dracula invaded England. I don't know why the Captain tying himself to a chair would do the same as tying himself to the wheel, but I guess they were trying to make a shout-out to that? Even though technically in this, Dracula doesn't invade another planet but the ship spontaneously explodes before that can happen.

@RazorRamonMachismo

Жыл бұрын

and he weak AF here although respect to him for killing the mc

@oimeuchapa6995

Жыл бұрын

Didn't the captain tangled a Rosary with a Cross on his hands so Dracula couldn't get near it?

@ablosch2452

Жыл бұрын

@@oimeuchapa6995 maybe that’s what the dead captain holding a cross in this movie was making a shout-out too. But for this movie I don’t see what just being tied to a chair would do, given he didn’t appear to be attached to the control panel or anything.

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

This is a clear case of the writers trying to make the movie seem smarter than it actually is.

@armouredjester1622

7 ай бұрын

You're totally right. It was a good attempt to reference a better story, but it's still just a dumb movie

Fun fact, in vampire the masquerade you DO have the keep the stake in, otherwise they become unparalyzed. They get knocked into a sort of frozen state called torpor when you stake them.

@edge3220

Жыл бұрын

That's actually a pretty cool concept. Plays into the immortality thing, too. Everything else has them technically still mortal, they just don't die of old age.

@Theminotard

Жыл бұрын

@@edge3220 well if you leave them there too long they start to desiccate and mummify, but they still can die to guns(they treat any non headshot as a weaker type of damage), knives, sun, getting hit with blunt objects. And werewolves…and the clans of vampires that have the ability to grow claws that do a special type of damage

@jeffumbach

Жыл бұрын

The original concept of the stake in folklore was that you dug up the grave of the corpse that was suspected to be rising at night as a vampire and use the stake to nail them to the ground so they couldn't rise from their grave anymore.

@hebanker3372

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffumbach You are wrong.The original vampire tales featured wooden stakes as measures of seeing if the corpse was reanimated.They drove it through the heart and if they saw blood dripping or the body twisting,they then mutilated it and burned it.

@shallendor

Жыл бұрын

In the Rifts RPG, staking a vampire puts it in stasis, so some master vampires will stake a bunch of their secondary vampires to store them till needed, since that is less blood that is needed!

"The SD card is about to run out of memory space, should we go buy another one?" "Nah fuck it, add an explosion and call it quits"

Best ending I’ve ever witnessed. 10/10 for the ending alone.

When the world needed him most he came back

@SoulSir5vr

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean Coolio or Tiny Lister Jr.?

The Dracula in this film isn't even a robot, he's just a regular vampire.

@331coolguy

Жыл бұрын

Which makes me wonder why even put it into space if they don't even make him into an alien or a cyborg?

@afatneckbeard5272

Жыл бұрын

so youre saying jason x is better

@themug406

8 ай бұрын

@@331coolguy Because its an interesting setting for a vampire movie?

that ending made me wish all dracula movies ended with an explosion that comes out of nowhere.

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

It could work, too. In Coppola's Dracula, Keanu rode through a ring of blue fire. Just kersplode him there and end the movie.

I knew the actor playing Humvee. I worked at a Hobby Town back in the mid 2000's and he would come in for toy train stuff. I actually built some buildings for one of the towns he was putting together. Kinda funny when you imagine big ol Deebo from Friday playing with toy trains.

@vanzy01

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@NecromancyForKids

Жыл бұрын

We all have hobbies

@Snake452006

Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty awesome. I remember reading a story as well from a guy who ran a comic shop that Vin Diesel stopped in one day, shortly after the first Riddick movie came out. The dude said he bought over $800 in dungeons and Dragons stuff, signed a bunch of stuff for the shop, and then left on his merry way. Henry Cavill is also a huge nerd as well. Its fun when celebrities have some of the same hobbies.

@aweirdredtoad3637

Жыл бұрын

If that's true, I like the thought of him having his own model railway. Better than being seen as the neighborhood bully in movies.

@Lrr_Of_Omikron

Жыл бұрын

@@aweirdredtoad3637 the funny thing is, the day I met him he rolled up to Hobby Town in a blacked out Rover on 22s with 3 other guys lookin all G. Than they all immediately go over to the train section and start talking about trains and getting excited like a bunch of children. It was awesome and made me realize to not judge a book by its cover.

Only 1 thing can stop him... _Pinocchio 3000_

@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG

Жыл бұрын

Pinocchio 2022

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

*Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer* "I'm not trying, I just keep running into them!"

@themug406

8 ай бұрын

@@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG Huh? Your comment adds nothing, its no joke or correction or additional information or input, youre literally just saying anything. Cars 2006

I'm just glad to see Coolio getting the respect he deserves after his passing.

@petergriffin-tu6ug

Жыл бұрын

what did he do?

Oh no, he’s back! That’s truly terrifying!

I remember a friend gave me a pirate copy of this when it came out and he told me it was the best vampire film he ever seen. Bastard set me up.

@vicvega3614

Жыл бұрын

Imagine going to prison for giving away a pirated version of this shitty movie

@teejaylecapois9741

Жыл бұрын

Haha 😄

I'm afraid to admit just how happy I get when you post a new review vid. Please never stop.

Damn, the Van Helsing gene really died out through years.. Great video dear possum!

"How did you know" "I didn't" Has real Zombie Flanders energy.

"Dracula 3000? What happened with the others 2999 then?"

@dhnation4975

Жыл бұрын

Nice reference.

Fun fact: Erika Eleniak, the actress who portrays Aurora, became famous due to Baywatch and posed for the Playboy magazine

@daishikaze3986

Жыл бұрын

Another fact about her is that she played the Girl that Elliot kisses in E.T.

@restoreleader

Жыл бұрын

Keeping her alive for the whole movie was obviously the best idea they ever got

@flioink

Жыл бұрын

And also...would!

@giuseppeianniello1998

10 ай бұрын

And also her second venture into vampire territory after Bordello of Blood. Another film that also wasn’t good

@Stench512

9 ай бұрын

She was also in Under Siege. She bursts out of a cake and starts stripping, and then does other things later but those are less important.

When the world needs him the most, he returns with another outstanding review

My favorite scene was when Van Hellsing said "So, you really are the Dracula 3,000 now." And everyone clapped.

I'd like to imagine that this movie was Coolio's biggest regret.

@danieldubrovin8813

Жыл бұрын

Dracula 3000 was to coolio what Garfield is to Bill Murray

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced Coolio was legit too high while filming this to even remember it. Watching it must've felt like seeing a doppleganger.

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

Well, he can't regret shit now.

The woman with the pigtails looks like one of those functioning drug addicts you'll come across buying instant lottery tickets and hanging around at a gas station, at 3 in the morning. You know what I mean, the ones who won't leave the counter and shut up until the clerk asks them to? I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but now I definitely intend to. (Rest in Peace, Coolio.)

If you thought Jason in space was ridiculous... Edit: the HELL was that ending? After the protagonist died I knew this was weird but like, is this actually a serious movie or was it all a joke?

@angrymokyuu9475

Жыл бұрын

That's the sort of setup for an ending where the camera pans to reveal that either one of them had already made the corrections and just lied as an excuse to get busy or that one of the vampires was still alive(if it weren't for the instaturns, I'd suggest the captain for maximum stinger).

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

This movie was probably part of a money laundering scheme.

@angryinternetperson6629

Жыл бұрын

Jason X was absolute dogshit. I guess this Dracula movie has an excuse of at least not setting high standards for itself. On the other hand, you'd expect Friday the 13th movies to be pretty amazing, as quite a few of them are. But Jason X is just an utter heap of shit...

@themug406

8 ай бұрын

@@angryinternetperson6629 Eh it wasnt worse than any of the previous Friday movies

@angryinternetperson6629

8 ай бұрын

@@themug406 That's not true. Yes, a lot of the Friday the 13th movies sucked ass, but some of them were also pretty great. Jason X is just ridiculous. The entire premise is ridiculous for a Friday the 13th movie.

Yes the possum is back felt so empty without you’re reviews

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

Your*

"Oh, he wasn't made well." The lines write themselves, don't they?

This movie. This movie very literally made me physically ill. I am not joking or exaggerating. I was having flu symptoms when I watched it, but didn't get the flu. You're a brave possum to watch it.

This was of course the weird years of halloween movies

I love the way they threw in a couple of names from Dracula like Van Helsing and Mina, then said "screw it, that's all the effort we're gonna put into this one!" Great review as always, Possum!

I remember watching this at 2am on HBO like 20 years ago thinking it was some fever dream.

Dude... Coolio should have been in more movies. Him eating the scenery was the best part of this movie.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORST MOVIES EVER. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE THE ONE TO REVIEW IT!

He has returned!

This movies ending genuinely pissed me off. Thank goodness it ended, though.

Ok, the Dracula amputation scream @ 19:28... they mixed in a Wilhelm scream with one or two others, didn't they? That's awesome. And that's no mummy either, it's the Crypt Keeper. He's "hell preserved" in his "Sirhan Sirhan" wrap.

Just watched a movie "Shark side of the moon" and I believe it is something that you would love to review. It is pinnacle of movie production when you consider a wtf/minute as the the measurement. Solid 11/10.

@jeffumbach

Жыл бұрын

"Dark Side of the Moon", a space ship wanders into an area of space between the Earth and the Moon that somehow aligns with the Bermuda Triangle and they run into the Devil. Yeah it's a really weird movie. Brandon Tenold has a review of it.

I'm always in a better mood after a possum review! 😃👍

The low effort animation is still great. Glad he's back

"Not my blood! I need to to sell for cigarettes!" Oh man! Such truth.

@aquariandawn4750

Жыл бұрын

Plasma, tho.

Missed you possum. Your regular passive negativity actually makes me happy sometimes. So thanks.

You only live once and I bet Coolio had a blast playing a vampire.

Sometimes you have to wonder, how a movie like this could have been made.

Back when this was available at the local video rental outlet, I really thought that it was the third installment in Wes Craven's Dracula movies. Like, the director and studio had all just gotten fed up, said "ahh ferkit," and this was the direct to DVD conclusion that was churned out in their absence. Live and learn I guess.

@Jeffrey314159

Жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking it was a sequel to the Dracula 2000 movies by Wes craven

I wonder if Coolio was a fan of Red Dwarf. He's giving off some serious Danny John-Jules energy.

Randomly thought that I want a horror comedy where they defeat a vampire by googling a picture of the sun and showing it to him and he burns and not a real picture but a poorly drawn one

If vampires only come out at night, wouldn't it not make sense for them to be in space with the sun and other stars being around?

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

Even on Earth, would vampires have pock marks from starlight? Would they have a sunburn from full moonlight?

@grogc6942

Жыл бұрын

Kinda on a tangent but as a Warhammer Fantasy fan, I was always stunned no one thought of the Vampire Coast earlier. Vampires that live under the sea because they don't need air or sun and just pirate the living hell out of everything.

new Possum video, unexpected but always welcome addition to the day

"Not my blood... I need to sell that for cigarettes!". Christ, my life summed up in a punchline

Welcome back, we missed ya. Also, I just noticed that Виктор Александрович Гонтар is no longer a patron. I hope he's doing fine.

How long has it been since we've had a horror movie with likeable characters that we care about? You would think that if characters are being hunted and killed by evil, unstoppable, forces, that the film makers would want us to actually care about the good guys instead of making every-single-one of them complete a**holes.

Maybe for your Christmas review, you could review “Joshua and the Promised Land”

@tultsi93

Жыл бұрын

Or The 3 Wise Men.

@cradiculous

Жыл бұрын

No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@sagrawolf

Жыл бұрын

He should it’s one of the worst movies ever made

That salvageship looks kind a familiar...there was a (also) failed 90. Sci-Fi-Show named "Space Rangers" it had an allstar Cast and superb music by Hans Zimmer & Mark Mancina!

The only single positive of this movie being made is that 18 years later Possum reviews it.

You know Coolio was also in an episode of Charmed. RIP Coolio

welcome back Possum! I remember this movie actually, it's hilariously bad. more importantly why did the Goblin turn on the stove?

The return of the possum!

18:33 actually yes you have according to folklore which is why vampires got either cremated or buried with the stake still on their heart

Wow, never thought I'd see an action horror film with religious connotations worse than Deliver Us From Evil, but here we are. At least, I think it was bad. Man, it's been years since I've seen it and I only remember that last segment.

The way they introduce there characters is like choosing your class borderlands

I knew this movie was gonna suck, but I assumed the ending would at least make sense. I wonder if they ran out of money and wouldn't have enough to film the real climax so they just threw together an new ending over a weekend.

Sam O’Nella, blue jay, AND possum all uploading in the same week? What did we do to deserve something so magnificent

My favorite possum-related movie review chanel is back!

That was the most chaotic nonsensical ending I've seen in a long time! 10/10!!

@SolarisKane

Жыл бұрын

But not the worst. Watch Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Spoilers... The hero from the first movie comes across a planet destroying nuke worshipped by humans with mind powers (wut?). The hero gets spurned by the apes again and says fuck it and activates the nuke destroying Earth. Yay?

That’s so weird, literally about 12 hours ago I said out loud to myself “I want possum to post another review”

Bad movies like this are only tolerable to watch when this guy is roasting it in the background

"So the two girls are against salvaging the ship, because they don't know what happened to the crew and it's spooky... but toxic masculinety prevails!" lmfao!!! god knows, I so fricking like your reviews.

oh hell yeah he's back

He's alive.... He's Alive...... HES ALIIIIIIIVE

RIP Coolio

This is one of those mysterious DVDs I always saw at the video rental place with a memorable cover that I just instinctively knew was an utter turd. A shame Udo Kier was attached to this, but the man is a professional and has been in his fair share of turkeys. I recall vaguely watching this on sci-fi I think back in the day and for some reason this melded with Jason X in my head.

Great to see you again Possum!

The only horror movie that has made Possum technically pee himself... Also planet Transylvania in the Carpathian system. Gee, someone opened a geography book.

@minespatch

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they were Rocky Horror fans? 😆

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

In Dracula 4000, they'll have to fight Vigo the Space Carpathian, which will involve sending him back into the low budget sci-fi giant screen, trapped in a gif for all eternity.

Somehow... Possum returned.

Ah Possum, the only KZreadr I'm cool with watching ad breaks for. Happy Spooktober everybody!

Thanks for making this.

Fun fact: Captain Varna (2:28) is played by Udo Kier, who played the villain, Yuri in the popular 2001 game expansion, Command & Conquer 2: Yuri's Revenge.

But it has a pretty nice amount of B-listers to its credit.

Finally your back! Your the greatest possum!❤

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

You're*

@AbrasiousProductions

Жыл бұрын

Correcting my grammar won't fix the emptiness in your life.

@ChallengeIdeas

Жыл бұрын

@@AbrasiousProductions But it will put some verbs in yours.

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

@@AbrasiousProductions You're right, *It won't!* 😭

Possum! Long time no see, man! Awesome job on the review as always! R.i.p Coolio and Zeus (deebo). That ending was terrible for my taste I mean, Jesus! I guess that's why they call it a downer ending

This movie come out AFTER the first two Scary Movies and yet seems like its exactly the thing Scary Movie was parodying.

As a Romanian, hearing "Transylvania planet" and "Carpathian system" gave me too much hatred than I ever expected to feel over a shitty movie.

I love this movie. Anything with Casper Van Dien is worth a look, as even when it's as daft as this one he still gives a proper performance. The wrist-mounted 90s warehouse order scanners they used as tricorders was a nice touch too

The king has returned, been waiting on this one

Great video as always!

Yess! Prime Possum content!

Guess you really can’t judge a movie by its cover. I remember as a kid thinking it would be “too scary” based on the cover art when I saw it at blockbuster.

My son just asked me yesterday if there were any new Possum videos. Then this came up today 😂😂😂😂! So I left him a note so he could watch this after school today! THANK YOU POSSUM 🎉!!!

One of the best comedy films in the last 20 years.

Why does the DVD box actually look good?

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

They probably bought the rights to some art piece from one of the Gigeresque goth artists of the era. And that's where 90% of the movie's budget went.

When the world needed him most, he found garbage.

Why did it had to be a planet full of vampires when the vampire they deal with comes from earth? I mean, unless is another Dracula and it's unrelated to the one we know, it's just a very popular name.

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

Given several of the characters are named after characters from the Dracula story for no real reason, I don't think any real thought went into the internal logic here.

The single most underrated review channel.