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@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744

Жыл бұрын

Please review 1969 The wonderful Land of Oz.

@keenkingjames

Жыл бұрын

Velocipastor. The best bad movie ever!

@tandavawalsh0777

Жыл бұрын

"you need help jesus" said the ice cream "oh its you dad" 'jesus' casually eating a cherry says back to the ice cream :)) Sounds like the last shred of his sanity was trying to shine through there :)) Thankyou for your sacrifices possum :))

@astralshore

Жыл бұрын

Annoyingly, this does indeed happen. KZread is dumb.

@ABurntMuffin

Жыл бұрын

Oh, s#!t, stop fuckin' lyin to me :(

"Hello, Jesus. We're the Atheists. You don't know us because we've never spoken before." This line is genius.

@AndrewAce.

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha, and he genuinely looked shocked!

@bobbygoestoabyss6624

Жыл бұрын

The special fx, when she got kicked against the tree 😂

@timtheskeptic1147

Жыл бұрын

That's one of the details that makes me think this movie was an act of love.

@AndrewAce.

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbygoestoabyss6624 That was wild...

@AndrewAce.

Жыл бұрын

@@timtheskeptic1147 Someone definitely had fun making this...

"Vampires don't exist, go bother my neighbor sasquatch" it's the little things like this that get me lmao

@joecasey581

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God I didn't even notice that because sascuatch is such a recurring character

@tatsukinomiya

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@mamaslittleman6104

Жыл бұрын

? How's the fact that Jesus was a Jew doesn't want to hang out with the Jewish Sasquatch or is the joke that he just doesn't like the Jews because they're the ones that hung him on the cross. regardless possum is fucking awesome.

@kefefaki

Жыл бұрын

@@mamaslittleman6104 vampires dont exist, neither do Sasquatch

@ChristopherGraham-eg7cr

11 ай бұрын

Is funny, u have so many belive that a guy 2000 years ago rose from the grave. And also said drink his blood and eat his flesh. U sure

"If you wanted to skin a bunch of people who no one cares about, you'd be better off skinning male domestic violence victims." -The Legendary Dr. Possum Shaym

@wintermoon7003

Жыл бұрын

That line is hilarious and sadly true as I know quite a few males who were in a DV relationship where the female was the abuser.

@aircraftcarrierwo-class

Жыл бұрын

the sad truth of the violent male stereotype being so deeply ingrained that actual male victims are terrified of speaking out because it's so easily turned around on them.

@Thor-Orion

Жыл бұрын

@@wintermoon7003 yeah, the stats are super close actually. In heterosexual relationships with abuse present it’s typically mutually abusive at about 50% of the cases being mutually abusive. 25-28% have the male as the primary aggressor and 22-25% are females as the primary aggressor. Fun fact for the day.

@nicholauscrawford7903

Жыл бұрын

Aydin Paladin, for one, cared enough to put out a very well-researched over hour- long video on the subject recently. I'm grateful to people like her for giving me hope for humanity.

@vangoghsseveredear

Жыл бұрын

​@@philliplabbe4409 extremely likely. I know I've had my exes hit me, when I've never hit them, and obviously never told anyone about it.

The atheist getting kung-fu kicked by Jesus and going "I don't believe it" made me chuckle a little, I'll give it that.

The mohawk priest with the helmet that accomodates his mohawk is the best part of this whole movie

@applescruff1969

Жыл бұрын

Actually, the best part was the lead atheist lady. She had a nice rack.

@The_Sharktocrab

Жыл бұрын

@@applescruff1969 in hindsight I agree that was the best moment both for comedy and the other reason 😉

This is vampire hunting Abraham Lincoln's worst enemy.

@darklords1th755

Жыл бұрын

Blades worst enemy lmao

@jdodd931

Жыл бұрын

You would think they would be on the same side. But they aren't.

@yourfatboy5359

Жыл бұрын

@@jdodd931 Lincoln is just jealous of Jesus's amazing hunting skills.

@ablosch2452

Жыл бұрын

I forgot that’s an actual movie too.

@jeffreyskoritowski4114

Жыл бұрын

He really doesn't hunt the Vampires though.

"And then Johnny beats the bejeezus out of Jesus." You just earned yourself a patron.

RIP Possum, he actually set himself on fire to record the rawest scream he could deliver

You gotta admit, Jesus getting into the bad guy's lair by being everywhere was rather clever.

@HappyBeezerStudios

3 ай бұрын

There are some actually smart plot points and fine jokes in it.

The scene of Jesus mugging and high-fiving a Mexican wrestler because said wrestler just learned that the girl he's into is bisexual - I'm struggling to express with words how amazing this is.

I admire this movie for one thing. The props department actually went and bought real clerical shirts. Most movies and tv shows just put some white plastic through the collar of a black business shirt.

A thing to remember is that this movie not only came in 2001, during the kickoff of the Random-Comedy era that gave us things like Homestar Runner and Sealab 2021, but this movie was also chock full of taboo subjects, at least in the West - things like depicting religious characters as real but different than stated in legend, as well as just the open incorporation of lesbians (remember this movie came out only a handful of years after Chasing Amy - nowadays this wouldn't be even remotely big but at the turn of the century, this kind of thing was really daring). Having said that, the fact that the movie is actually rather well-natured, rather than attempting to be an aggressive, biting comedy (since South Park had just recently changed the whole comedic landscape), is actually commendable, and I like that they made Jesus a good dude, pure and simple. I just wish that they didn't change his look so that he'd look like a normal guy... maybe they just found that the movie was difficult to do with the wig and fake beard. I really liked some parts of this movie, including the scene-wipe where they use the Crucifix as though it was the Batman logo in the 60's Batman show - it's just a shame that much of the movie just sorta...exists. Those parts aren't engaging and it's not even because they fail to be engaging - it's more like it's just blatant padding, like Cinematic Foam Peanuts.

@wintermoon7003

Жыл бұрын

H-have you ever seen a vampire movie back in those times? Every vampire chick was a lesbian. So much so that it's a cliche to hear about a lesbian vampire. I know because I'm a 90's kid.

@jonathankozenko

Жыл бұрын

​@@wintermoon7003 I suppose not really - I do know that they were always hyper-sexualized and usually Bi (at least this was slightly inferred in the late 80s and early 90s when I was a kid) - Was outright lesbianism overt already by the turn of the century? If so, I suppose I learned something new today. Having said that, was it always the vampire women themselves, or also the non-vampires?

@jeffreyskoritowski4114

Жыл бұрын

Lesbians were so overt by that point it getting really boring.

@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

Жыл бұрын

I think you're misremembering what the state of indie movies was like at the time, there were tons of lesbians, to the point where it became a cliche. You can see cartoons and movies make tons of jokes about how EVERY indie movie had lesbians, but oddly enough they all seemed to think it was revolutionary and shocking when they did it. South Park actually made an entire episode based on that joke. It was the episode where the indie film festival was hosted by South Park, and every single film shown in the festival was about lesbians. Wendy even says that every indie movie is about lesbians at the end of the episode. Plus, around that time there was a 'gay best friend' in pretty much every movie and show. After Ellen had that famous episode about being a lesbian that established her as the biggest female comedian ever, everyone wanted to be the next big gay actor that would generate a defining moment in tv history, so you had pretty much every mainstream show having 'the gay episode'. It wasn't like Chasing Amy was the first show about lesbians, or this dumb movie was the first indie movie to feature them. If anything, the lesbians being included just show that it was chasing trends.

@thatmovieguy7778

Жыл бұрын

I loved that Batman part too lol

See? The crispy chicken sandwich metaphor did make sense in the end! Because Possum ended up crunchy on the outside but soft and juicy on the inside! Smart guy that Jesus.

If I had a nickel for every time I encountered a piece of media that involved Jesus and vampires, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. For context, in the anime Lupin the 3rd Part 2 Jesus is literally confirmed to have a twin sister that was the first vampire.

"Jesus rides his moped to the barber..." That's one of those sentences you didn't know you needed to hear until you heard it. 😂😂😂

I find the fact that Possums little skits are better than the movies he reviews hilarious... and have better production quality.

"...[the atheists] all gang up to attack Jesus. Not with facts and logic, but with fists and baseball bats." Man, this movie was ahead of its time

The atheist lady getting kicked into a tree was so accidentally funny.

@PhelesDragon

4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was intentionally funny

I thought the jesus christ in the video title was an exclamation about how bad the movie was not the actual movie title

@vicvega3614

Жыл бұрын

Haha 😄 so did i

This truly was one of the movies of all time.

11:27-11:30 is the greatest 3 seconds of my entire life. I can't stop crying tears of laughter.

@incrediblybored4787

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck thats good, I never even saw that lmao, someone should clip it

@mkm7251

8 ай бұрын

What got me was when the atheists set up on either side of Jesus and do their action poses, the girl just lifts her boobs up and drops them. Like, why? That’s so stupid, it made me chuckle at the very least.

My friends got me this dvd on my birthday about 15 years ago for our weekly bad movie Saturdays. It was soooo bad. Still love the atheist clown car and Jesus flicking a toothpick stake and killing a vampire.

Oh so this is what happened to the lost Netflix adaptation of Hellsing Ultimate? Maybe it should have stayed lost.

For a film from the early 2000s, the quality sure is grainy. EDIT: 5:54 Well that explains the grainy quality.

Me and my friends watched this a while ago and it was so horrible that it gave us the greatest time

As a musician, loved hearing you say audio is arguably more important. More than any other artistic medium music portrays raw emotion and can make or break a film if done right.

Possum, I have a novel for you. The first video of yours I watched was The Eragon review, and since then I’ve watched all your videos, and you’re now my top favorite KZreadr. At first I wrongly assumed you were just another reviewer, but when I watched your Ghostbusters review, I realized you knew what the hell you’re talking about. One of the other things that drew me to your content is your avatar. Most people who have avatars on KZread, they’re really pretty. Yours? I love them. The art style you use sticks out and I absolutely love it. I’m an artist, and I appreciate the skill you display in your drawings. I can always tell what the drawing is, and they’re just so charming. I also appreciate the fact you don’t try too hard with the animation parts. In this video, the Jesus joke you did had me rolling. The stock footage mixed with the completelt white drawings was just… i love it. It’s funny. On that note: i loved the Jesus joke. It wasn’t thtrowing shade on religion, making fun of it, or anything like that. It was just such a solid joke. I also ADORE how you get into character when you’re acting. You clearly have a passion for filmmaking, and It’s so nice and fun to see. Love ya, Possum. I’m not a patron because I’m poor, but I watch all your videos, and reccomend them to everyone I know.

I couldn’t help but put the script you wrote into biblical context. I was howling with laughter as I imagined there being a Bible verse that explained how Jesus killed a vampire with a plunger. I love your content, keep going!

Not sure if I should be happy that movies like that exists or be sad that they do

@robertfliss2584

Жыл бұрын

No no….you’ve got to just shake your head at the nincompoopery!

To be honest I like that they had an atheist go “I don’t believe it” and grafting human skin on vampires to protect them from the sun is a neat idea

I guess Abraham Lincoln missed some vampires

"I can't think and you know it." I was weak and caught off guard

Judging by the title alone, I refuse to believe this is not the greatest movie ever created edit: give this script to someone who knows how to make movies because holy shit

Possum's Jesus voice is top notch👌 lol

I really wonder if these people realize they're making a garbage movie. Like i cant image being like "yeah man this is good yeah this is great stuff we're doing". also 9:36 animation is clean asf possum!

@613harbinger316

Жыл бұрын

If you ever spend time around low-tier actors in the Hollywood or theater circuit, then you'll know that a lot of them are not aware. They're too busy being enamored with their own, tragically unacknowledged, brilliance.

@Life_Is_Torture0000

Жыл бұрын

There's no way they don't know how awful it is. Maybe they're hoping for the "so bad it's good" title.

@glennmartin6492

Жыл бұрын

It's deliberate. Check out the filmmakers other work.

@justinpidcock8997

11 ай бұрын

I've acted in a few ... low budget movies before. Honestly, sometimes yes everyone knows the movie is terrible. In a movie like this one, the awful factor may even be intentional. Some people are making an honest attempt to make a good movie and just fail, either because they don't have the budget for the movie they want to make, or frankly haven't developed the talent yet. However, you do also run into directors, producers, and other actors who are so full of themselves that they believe their art and performance deserves to be viewed and enjoyed just because it exists, and will get *very* offended if you dare to criticise it. Even if your criticism is "hey, I appreciate you don't have a big budget, but" and then they get offended and simply say you don't know how to watch movies correctly. So to put it bluntly...a good number of times, people think it's actually good.

Here I was almost making sense of the crispy chicken metaphor and the end happened.

I'm surprised you don't have more subs Possum, your reviews are hilarious.

Whenever Possum’s Jesus was speaking I kept thinking I was listening to a less bassy version of TTS series of 40k fandom fame.

Honestly, with a decent budget actual fight and song choreography and good audio this thing has potential. Could use a remake!😂

It’s official: the Cross animations are this video’s “Why’d the goblin turn on the stove?” recurring gag. Or is it the “Oh wait, I lied” parts?

@jeffreyskoritowski4114

Жыл бұрын

Why didn't the Possum drive jesus's car home?

This movie is meme material

I can't believe Rifftrax or MST3K hasn't gotten to this one yet, I get a lot of Manos the Hands of Fate vibes here.

this man sounds severely depressed

@mrbakedbeans8950

Жыл бұрын

After watching this movie I don't blame him.

@Thanadeez

Жыл бұрын

@@mrbakedbeans8950 valid point

I have no clue why Possum does this to himself. I have even less of an idea why I join him in his suffering!

To think...the guy that stabbed you at a bar ended up being Jesus. Small world.

The bearded narrator actor should’ve played Jesus the vampire slayer.

@ivanfreud9026

8 ай бұрын

"Thanks!" - The beared narrator actor ;0)

The Possum Reviews Universe is more interesting than Marvel's, it even got Jesus now

I watched this movie almost a decade ago, found a hard copy and never regretted it.

I miss when my grandpa would play the accordion for me for hours while I just ran in a circle.

There are some surprisingly funny subtle gags in this movie. At 11:14 the neck cracking and tit adjusting made me chuckle a little.

In other words, this was shot exactly like 'Manos: Hands of Fate'. Seems like a good time :D

As a Christian i find this to be cringe 🤣🤣 but also funny

@Ginko_Sakata

Жыл бұрын

Same

@gobotimus8449

Жыл бұрын

It makes as much sense as the Bible does irl so 🤷‍♀️

@mathew85

Жыл бұрын

@@gobotimus8449 blah blah

@bigslurpee2078

Жыл бұрын

​@@gobotimus8449 cope

i just love the fact that i movie my dads friends took part in got reviewed. its so ridiculous, and glad to see your spin on it.

A drunk voice,speaking nothing but facts is unreal.❤ ILOVEIT

This movie takes me back to the independent 90's Aussie horror movie, Bloodlust. Everyone I know who has seen it says it is the worst movie ever made. This looks right up there.

I love this channel. Infinitely re-watchable.

I just had a pang of feeling really down all of a sudden and seeing the upload genuinely makes me a little happy

Santos is actually an infamous luchadores who has fought aliens, devils, demons, vampires, you should look up his movies XD

I got this on DVD back in 2004. Still have it. It's a terrible movie, but I love it. I would be lying if I said that i didn't have the Limo Funk song as my ring tone.

Great video. Thank you for making my God forsaken Monday better😊

I have waited soo long. For someone to finally watch this movie. An review it. Thank you

"Because he's Jewish" - Bro, so are you though.

Finally another possum upload

You’re the best Ol’ Bud!! Love this stuff!!

This one didn't deserve a goblin turning on the stove.

Nevermind the plot or the audio, but somehow I find the aesthetic of the movie oddly appealing. Maybe because of the camera that was used or the scenery or something else entirely, can't put my finger on it ... Strange.

This movie low key rules. The sound track is genuinely great too

Not going to lie I love your your reviews for several reasons.. Funny and the bad movies let me know i will be just fine once I can start filming

9:25 - That is on the top 3 most adorable drawn cow-depictions I've ever seen in my entire life :') Look how cute it is!

15:13 "And Johny beats the bejesus out of Jesus" Jesus Christ! LOL! That was so funny Possum! Even Jesus himself would laugh! 😆 🤣 the jokes you made were way funnier then this movie! 👍

So which part did you guys hate more? Talking God dessert or dude licking girl's mouth while she was ostensibly passed out?

@oimeuchapa6995

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@alext6933

Жыл бұрын

@@oimeuchapa6995 i agree, mostly. I really didn't enjoy the sex offense.

@BrotherRed53

Жыл бұрын

Both

@aircraftcarrierwo-class

Жыл бұрын

I actually thought that Ice Cream God was an example of the filmmaker actually trying to make a practical effect. Given the budget of approximately thirty cents, I think it worked. The weird sexual assault? Definitely hate that more.

@alext6933

Жыл бұрын

@@aircraftcarrierwo-class I can't fault that. :)

Gotta love that they decided to invoke El Santo to Help JC himself!

this movie should be remade i think it would be better in a modern setting

During the daylight bit I thought the explanation would be "goth girls are cheap, outdoor lighting is expensive"

I like your drawings, and your jokes, and your videos

I Really Love Possum Reviews Videos 🧡

I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or drank something unlabeled from under the sink, but another Possum vid?? Omg!

The narrator looks more like Jesus than the guy that played Jesus

The narrator guy looks like Rasputin😅

This kind of feels like someone tried to make a Troma movie, but failed horribly.

Bro has the sickest heavy metal rifs in background ngl

16:40 i mean, el santo already have a couple of movies of him fighting supernatural creatures including vampires, still seeing him in this canadian production tho...

2:43 i laughed alot when saw they must make rectangle hole on the helmet so he can wear it 🤣

Idk what's more hilarius...that Jesus took possum on a road trip to Romania for a sandwich or that he came down on earth a 2nd time specifically for him?

this movie was filmed in Ottawa, and its still not the worst thing to come out of this city

one of the classic 'so bad it's good' movies

@10:37 Notice how Jesus -shits bricks- **drops logs.*

Perfect video for a Sunday afternoon

I like to think that Jesus stormed out of a bar so fast because wanted to burn the Ab*rtion Clinic himself, and was afraid that Possum does it before him.

Bonus points for adding in propper cafe sounds in post. 😂

This movie is so unholy, Joshua and the Promised Land looked like a masterpiece.

You know exactly when your life fell apart. 😊

I like that Jesus took Possum to Chick-fil-a

Thats the most scary thing ever. Passing out on the street and then wake op finding out a dude in female clothes kissing u

You'd think just touching Jesus would severely burn the unholy. Now I want a movie of a beefcake Jesus just hugging hell spawn to death. The theme would be "Killing with Kindness."

love the background music on this one 🤘🏻💘

Hell yeah Dr. Sha- **ahem** I mean Mr. The Possum…. Another great review!

Proves my theory, nothing good comes out of Pennsylvania.

How can you be an atheist and fight Jesus?