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@charlesralph7105

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@AprilNoKuni

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlesralph7105 Hello

@Hoovy00

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlesralph7105 GENERAL KENOBI

@imstayingupallnightsoyeah4293

4 жыл бұрын

I like garbage

@larawolfe1303

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till Possum starts talking bad about Shrek.

Walking in a building: The Movie

@RockinSquid

4 жыл бұрын

At the credit sequence: heavily inspired by the british film by Charlie Lyne *Paint Drying*

@guilhermeddc7605

4 жыл бұрын

-based on a real story

@Dalemail-zc8xg

4 жыл бұрын

Death Stranding: The movie

@mrmeowsermoney

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be racist, I am a building!

@polaknasieci1331

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmeowsermoney And I got news for youuuu!

You know your movie is bad when a Fred movie is better written.

@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913

4 жыл бұрын

Proof that human stupidity is more boundless than the universe

@dakotasherman632

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd see the day when I heard a Fred movie was better than ANYTHING.

@jonathansefcik473

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gammit, that’s bad!

@meme-eh3qp

4 жыл бұрын

Please stop calling it "movie"

@faktenverdreher

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu

Rob: *loses his arm, gets stabbed in the kidney, broke his leg, and gets brain damage* Also Rob: “It’s probably just Kids”

@mastermind4499

3 жыл бұрын

Rob: *sees a cute girl hanging from the ceiling, then he sees corpses of other two cute girls, a guy in security uniform running from an animatronic bear, a bunch of guys yelling something in unknown language and shooting at strange lion-like creature with two heads that then leaps at them and tears them to shreds, a huge man with strange pyramid mask walking around with huge meat cleaver and then out of nowhere human-like creature with tentacles in place of its mouth appears and punches him in the face* Also Rob: "It's just a bunch of kids. Time to board the windows."

@pencilcase8068

Жыл бұрын

Also Rob: walks around some more

@othertalk3313

7 ай бұрын

I guess those kids really were out to get his lucky ARMS all along. So, you see... it was just a prank, lad. As the saying goes, no ARM no foul. But seriously folks, bodily mutilation and non-consensual amputations aren't cool. These kids are just lucky that the Irish aren't as well-ARMED as over in the States. 💪

@cmillerpa33

6 ай бұрын

Think I seen this guy in Skyrim.

_"So you're expecting realism in a movie about ghosts?"_ Oh, my God, how I _despise_ that argument. Thank you for calling it out.

@ablosch2452

3 жыл бұрын

Like I hate people saying “So you’re expecting realism in a movie about magic users,” to try and damage control such plot contrivances in fantasy movies. Or another one I’ve heard. Defending bad sci-fi movies with “So you’re expecting realism in a movie about aliens?”

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ablosch2452 "You're expecting internal consistency from a movie that operates on its own set of internalized rules? How crazy."

@ablosch2452

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigPuddin Possum even brought this up again in his review of Wonder Woman 1984, where he said that even a fantasy movie must have consistency and rules, or else it ruins cohesion, makes the characters comically farcical, and shatters suspense because they will be saved by out-of-nowhere nonsense. I love this guy.

@allalphazerobeta8643

Жыл бұрын

Stories are loved by humans because they are more logical than reality which is often confusing as fuck unless you do a deep dive into the people and history of something. Movie Bad guy had bad guy mustache all people with bad guy mustache are bad. They do things because they are bad. Simple logic. people like it. Reality. Person who is bad guy works harder than you'd ever think was possible to appear to be good guy. His actions are based on many variables we can't see. He's probably not actually bad, he just doesn't value other people or honesty. As others have pointed out. A good story has its own logic that is satisfying to the human mind when this is done well people see the movie as more real than reality.

Is it just me? Or does Possum sound... More pissed than usual?

@Vikaiso

4 жыл бұрын

might be sick

@ThePandoraGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@Kaung Chit Naing Your talking about a trash panda.

@candim5113

4 жыл бұрын

It’s justified

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vikaiso He always sound sick doe

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

@Kaung Chit Naing Possium is my fave element and vitamin

"How does a ghost get drunk?" By drinking spirits, duh.

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

Boo! Get off the stage, jackass!

@Bangbanggooberblat69

3 ай бұрын

3 years, still no reply, so I did what I did best.

What if the wife was still alive, but she died when Rob walked over the debris.

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

Carlton C. nah, the directors wouldn’t do that. That would be funny! And we can’t have fun in this movie!

@xx4444xxDOTexe

4 жыл бұрын

Probably was with how the hand twitched lol

@84478

3 жыл бұрын

@@xx4444xxDOTexe yes

@chipdrawzstuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@xx4444xxDOTexe nice

@brick2751

2 жыл бұрын

wifey mcwife died after being crushed by a falling greenscreen asset

Possum's side plot with his additional characters is more interesting and entertaining than the movie he's reviewing.

@Oceanrex

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it really is. One thing, is still actually watch this than the 💩 Movie (get it? It can be "the Emoji Movie," or "the Shit Movie."

@tvbnine793

3 жыл бұрын

There should be a season 1 of Possum Reviews that accumulate into a finale with all the side characters joining forces hahaha

@GoFartherPodcast

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I love the side plots

@tvbnine793

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoFartherPodcast YOU KNOBHEAD

@manwithnoname3024

2 жыл бұрын

Totes.

- Ok, we have a rich history of ghosts, faeries, creatures and entities thanks to the celts, what will we do for our horror movie? - creepy kids in white and walking! *HOW COULD YOU WASTE YOUR CULTURE SO MUCH?!*

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

heck No exactly! Irish culture has some genuinely good monsters for a horror movie and these fuckers just went for spooky kids. Also that house was literally wasted on this movie. it looks so cool! But these fuckers used it so poorly.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

Low budget filmmaker clearly

@Aligartornator13

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently it's based on a true story...

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

Ali Gator they are all “based” in “true” stories

@OhHeckNono

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi I want to know what house it is to find more pictures, it's beautiful.

"Then he lights a cigarette even though he just had one three minutes ago." Clearly the Possum has never met a smoker

@salhb737tm2

4 жыл бұрын

*C A N C E R* *C A N C E R*

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

3 жыл бұрын

A severely Addicted Backy Fiend.

@maxy6749

3 жыл бұрын

*CANCER CANCER*

@trippydippiehippie3958

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm.

@megatron6713

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH I GUESS NOT GOOD FUCKING GOD.......😅🤣 Yeah that whole "i just had one," thing goes out the window when you start approaching a pack a day.......

I cannot stand the "A fictional element exists, so there are 0 aspects that should make sense." Argument. And I hear it so many times...

@VelkanAngels

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I was so happy he brought that up, too!

@ruddishark

4 жыл бұрын

Listen, it's a movie about space wizards intended for children.

@wilmagregg3131

4 жыл бұрын

@@ruddishark listen real life ww2 soilders couldnt respawn so its fine if we add one handed cripplied celt paint wearing cyborg women to a ww2 game

@pepetheiii6866

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilmagregg3131 lmao

@RollingDodge

4 жыл бұрын

You know it reminds me of that annoying troupe that been overdone, of the person telling the truth but only shows up around when they're no other witnesses and nobody believes them until it's too late. You know like that Looney Tunes WB frog that would only sing, Hello my Baby, around another person was so nobody else would believe him. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_J._Frog Michigan J. Frog - Wikipedia Edit: I forgot a lot of times it's the boy who cried wolf. They make it a character that's too young, or the person is a criminal or something. I wish that they will subvert more for good tropes.

When bad editing and cinematography is supposed to be "building tension," you know you're watching a bad horror movie

"I guess it was kids the whole time" had me cracking up hard

Leprechaun's accent wasn't too off when he said, "Whad'ya mean?" Northern Ireland does not claim this work. Hit and Run (2009) It is atrocious.

The background music makes his ranting sound cute and more gentle

@cyberaids9115

4 жыл бұрын

Angery Poteto ikr he sounds like a how a 6 year old sounds in their head when they’re having a tantrum

You know it's kind of a shame that the movie is so bad, the location could work very well for a good horror movie with a talented director! Srsly that house looks like it's ripped straight out of silent hill. Anyway really enjoyable video!

@niggiecheese1175

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: it's Shaym, Dr.Shaym

@jonnyblucky

4 жыл бұрын

There are actually good horror movies located in Ireland. My personal picks are the hallow, the hole in the ground and (if you like horror comedies) grabbers. I work in retail and sold them some of the props they used.

@masdawg

3 жыл бұрын

If you've never seen Session 9, you should also check that one out. They filmed it in Danvers State Mental Hospital before it was demolished a few years later, and the atmosphere the location brings to that film is hauntingly creepy.

You sounded especially angry in this one

@elinfini

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the movie _was_ especially boring. Also, featured a "mentally challenged" protagonist.

@rency1803

4 жыл бұрын

I still feel offended just watching the 20 minutes review with entertaining skits and commentary. Just imagine this guy have to go through 80 minutes of this shit and have to pay attention to everything to review it then go through it again to get the footage he need, i would break my fucking computer if i were him.

"He eventually finds a door labeled Clinical room, and goes inside.. then nothing happens" Lol

@dakat5131

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a punchline by that point

I wanna watch a movie written by the *Possum*

@tylerwaynes2107

4 жыл бұрын

Well you could try buying hundreds of opossums and teach each one how to write a script. I'm sure with the number of opossums writing at least one will write a useable script before they die from natural causes.

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerwaynes2107 None of those possums are _the_ Possum, though.

@benthomason3307

4 жыл бұрын

and reviewed by the nostalgia critic

@kujikawathemeekmage3640

4 жыл бұрын

Bisexual Ichigo - the possuming, Alien vs Possum, Possum the 13th, nightmare on Possum street

@midnightartist43

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Waynes I kinda wanna see that now It’s just a video of a guy trying to teach a possum how to wright 😂

Thankskilling has a higher budget than this garbage.

@jeremyusreevu237

4 жыл бұрын

At least that was meant to be a parody. It was an unfunny parody, but still. This movie attempted to be serious, despite having more shots of darkness than Seventh Moon, being ungodly boring, and being filled with stock music. It's amazing how Possum manages to find movies so bad, even Film Brain wouldn't review them. Seriously, Fred the Movie is the most mainstream film he's ever reviewed.

To be honest, I think you might get more enjoyment watching the grass grow.

@bonyfax2345

4 жыл бұрын

I find watching paint dry more exciting Ever thought about that? Would highly reccomend.

@BappO-is-me

4 жыл бұрын

I mean wit watching grass grow at least you’d be able to see some other interesting things like maybe a squirrel, or an anthill

@goosegas2087

2 жыл бұрын

@@BappO-is-me And its mildly pleasing to look at.

I appreciate a slow burn movie as much as the next guy, but there still has to be a fire.

@WhatIsThatThingDoing

3 жыл бұрын

It's by that definition a pile of logs, gently steaming away, with barely visible trails of smoke.

@DrDolan2000

Жыл бұрын

That's a great way to put it

Ive been in that building, when I was in college we filmed a "movie" in there too! It was about the same quality as this movie though...Seems like its less a movie and more a case of "we know this place that looks like a creepy haunted house so we dont need to put any production value into making it look nasty, which means our cheap movie will look like it has production value".Which is always a noble way to make a film.

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

D Moo could you tell me exactly where that building is located? It honestly looks cool af and I would want to visit it someday

@DEADLINE4157

4 жыл бұрын

​@@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi Cairndhu house, its outside of Larne. The movie betrays the size of the place, it has multiple smaller buildings on the estate that are bricked up too.

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

D Moo ah I see, thanks a lot man I appreciate it!

Rob is a funnier character than we've ever had before, he is the key to all this!

@Hi-df2om

4 жыл бұрын

Meesa Jar Jar Binks

@drblue5819

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hi-df2om Jar Jar was actually better written....I cant believe I just said that..

@drblue5819

4 жыл бұрын

@Gary Hall too fat to be Sith, he could be an x wing pilot like Porkins

@haveanotherpinacolada

4 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be great.

@LucyWest370

4 жыл бұрын

Dr Blue Lol Rob the X wing pilot, failing to do his simple job of boarding up windows from the outside before going in, then getting sucked in the vacuum of space.

So, 3/4 of this movie is... Rob walk around until nothing happens... and then smokes a cigarette. Ok.

"The movie ends" ... well, that's arguable.

@zvenafnazbalji7539

4 жыл бұрын

This movie feels like 5 neons instead of 80 minutes.

@jamstonjulian6947

4 жыл бұрын

@@zvenafnazbalji7539 Eons?

There’s another movie called The Last Light, about 7 guys who get trapped in an abandoned hospital right while the apocalypse breaks out. And it’s certainly less boring than this one.

America:Has music in movies that is awful but listenable Ireland: Has music in movies that is worst ear rape to the point where it is like the ring where whoever listens to this music will go into cardiac arrest

@SonofTiamat

4 жыл бұрын

Oh God, are people still using the Nobody: meme? Edit: I like how the op edited their comment in shame

@stevenrowan9244

4 жыл бұрын

@@SonofTiamat Yes, unfortunately they are.

@stevenrowan9244

4 жыл бұрын

@Dmitry TKR Exactly. I don't get what the whole "nobody" thing is supposed to add.

@ShadowmanV4

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacobfatpotato it’s Phil swift for flex tape

@SonofTiamat

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevenrowan9244 The No one:/Nobody: meme was originally a way to poke fun at inexplicable non-sequiturs, particularly with regard to JK Rowling retconning her stories unnecessarily No one: JK Rowling: Harry was a black transexual the whole time Unfortunately, this is the internet, and people with poor social skills didn't recognize the joke, they just register a meme and copy/paste it like NPCs In short, the No one: meme is now an inexplicable non-sequitur. Thanks for ruining it, normies with aspergers

This might ACTUALLY be worse than Little Red Riding Hood

@hebanker3372

4 жыл бұрын

At least that movie had boobs.

@organicdog5648

4 жыл бұрын

Ο Τραπεζίτης/Τhe Banker of a child 😦

@CoingamerFL

3 жыл бұрын

@@organicdog5648 technically he isnt wrong so we cant boo him

@jimbabwe3

Жыл бұрын

yeah, at least Little Red Riding Hood actually has SOME shit going on (which isn't saying much)

The fact that you had to rewatch Fred to fully review this movie...

@nostromisofficial6894

3 жыл бұрын

Speechless

Just imagine this guy at a job interview. "So, Rob. It says here in your resume that you have experience as a professional window boarder." "Yep." "And... that's literally it..." "So I'm hired?"

Walking Simulator: The Movie.

That is without doubt the WORST attempt at an Irish accent I've ever heard. It was perfect.

The ghost was probably drinking spirits 😐

@calemr

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it!

@jamstonjulian6947

4 жыл бұрын

So it's a Cannibalistic ghost

@connorwalker121

4 жыл бұрын

-__-

@dootguy1579

4 жыл бұрын

😖

When the review has more plot than the actual movie

if that name "rob walker" was a coincidence made by the producers im gonna be mad

Wifey Mcwife... imagine that name at the Oscars

@salhb737tm2

4 жыл бұрын

With all its glory

@haillobster7154

3 жыл бұрын

Alongside Hubby de Husband.

This is the first time I heard Possum Reviews be genuinely angry and I loved it.

"oh, thats why she was so easy." Damn...

Yesterday, I went back and rewatched 36 feminist questions for men answered.... I miss you Dr. Shaym

@burntgrahamcracker2866

4 жыл бұрын

I’m afraid people have to move on those types of videos can’t really survive on KZread these days

@cahallo5964

4 жыл бұрын

He is a lawyer irl so he doesn't really do this for the money only.

@kwivvv2577

4 жыл бұрын

@@cahallo5964 Not denying you, and not to come off as mean, but what about what I said had to deal with money? I was simply saying it was nostalgic

@cahallo5964

4 жыл бұрын

@@kwivvv2577 The guy up there saying he couldn't survive on youtube nowadays.

@kwivvv2577

4 жыл бұрын

@@cahallo5964 now I feel dumb, that makes sense

There is literally only 1 dislike at the time of writing this

@arkesh110

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Schermerhorn same it’s 3 rn

@lelduck6388

4 жыл бұрын

It’s four now, with over a thousand and seven hundred likes, which I’ve added too. :)

@Estorium

4 жыл бұрын

Was it Rob Walker?

@hebanker3372

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously now,who dislikes these kinds of videos?Fans of those atrocious movies?

@GeorgeWockington01

4 жыл бұрын

@Артур Коптев not groovy Also I see u are a resident evil fan

Don’t worry guys I have a lightbulb.

That music during the driving... "I'm feeling sodis... Neck did!"

@impcityangel3245

3 жыл бұрын

What is he even saying?

@calemr

3 жыл бұрын

@@impcityangel3245 I believe "I'm feeling so disconnected"?

Even the Irish ghost joke at 5:01 had more plot and character development, than the actual damn movie. Very entertaining videos, mate. Keep it up

12:06, does wifey mcwife have a milk mustache or something? What is that?

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

She’s probably shaving

@besserwissersmartass1170

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianaguilar8283 or it's toothpaste, because she had herpes.

@TCthaCrisis

4 жыл бұрын

@@besserwissersmartass1170 What?! Loool

@besserwissersmartass1170

4 жыл бұрын

@@TCthaCrisisyeah, you just gotta apply it to the herpes, wait over a few hours till it gets dry, then wash it off, check the skin and if necessary put some new toothpaste on it. Repeat that over the course of 1-2 days and you should be good.

@TCthaCrisis

4 жыл бұрын

@@besserwissersmartass1170 I thought that was a joke. I don't have those problems but thanks for the info just in case

I was expecting Fred 2, but I’m also glad you didn’t subject your precious time to reviewing it.

@joeman8173

4 жыл бұрын

He might since he punched Fred's ghost lol

@sproutmcchicken9463

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that isnt real.

@grivebulbs7539

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah An, I’ll spare you with a lie. There isn’t a second, or third one.

@hebanker3372

4 жыл бұрын

@@grivebulbs7539 OH FOR F.U.C.K.S SAKE!Really?A second and a third one?

@Chaotic_Jackal

4 жыл бұрын

@Ο Τραπεζίτης/Τhe Banker There was also a Tv show too.

The actor who played Rob won an award for best acting. I'm NOT joking.

@pencilcase8068

Жыл бұрын

Acting as a character that uninteresting, so boring it becomes annoying takes skill

An Irish ghost story? I got one. It's called "The Last Guinness" a Irish ghost story. Once upon a time the Guinness factory burned down, the end. Oooooh so spooky if your Irish.

@mathewpower9266

3 жыл бұрын

Dont scare me like that

the ending made me almost burst a blood vessel

the only channel that I am not annoyed when it shows up in my notifications

@lilcritic3260

4 жыл бұрын

If your annoyed by people uploading maybe don’t sub to them

"Rob Walker walks around" Better title

10:16 Should we ignore the fact that there is no way Rob didn't see the man when he turned? He may even be deaf (wich he's not) but there is just no way he didn't see anything despite turning on his left. (sorry if I made some mistakes,english is not my language)

@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi

4 жыл бұрын

Luigi Campo b-but it’s scaaaaaaary!!!

@luigicampo4008

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi I know that you are being sarcastic about this,but because of the way the scene was made,it looks more like something you would watch in a commedy,you could legitimately watch it and laugh.

@elvickRULES

2 жыл бұрын

All they had to do was put him in the foreground and then he’d at least have a reason to not see it on turning. We’d still see it, but he wouldn’t. I hate when “directors” think that just because the audience can’t see something they act like the characters can’t. Happens so often. “Oh look at house we didn’t see until the camera pointed at it even though we’re 20 feet away from it as characters.” There’s no way you didn’t see it way before shut up

2 minutes in and I'm wondering why did the guy drive soo far away from the gate to walk back and close it.

I like how in a movie where there's a bunch of ghosts, it's the husband who accidentally kills the wife and her friend. Like WHAT??? I'm so dumb for thinking the wife subplot would actually lead to anything LMAO I thought she would find the protagonist but they just tossed it to the bin.

I like that I can hear your normal voice bleeding through xD

Ayyyyyy he has ads now does that mean he’s monetized?

@331coolguy

4 жыл бұрын

Good possum

@arkesh110

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe his video already got claimed and the movie company is monetizing it

This channel is so low budget it's amazing. Perhaps this is what happens when you review the lowest of the low in the garbage bin.

@coryzilligen790

4 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest: This channel is _still_ higher budget than the reviewed films deserve.

@godfrey4461

4 жыл бұрын

@@coryzilligen790 Oh without a doubt. It's funny how good this channel actually is

Walking around in a building in silent, I've never seen so much action in one movie.

The ending in your review was a better twist than 99% of movies twist endings :P

The Last Light movie is that type of movie you watch when your only have 1 and 20 minutes left to live so it feels like an eternity.

Drinking game: take a shot whenever something exciting happens in this movie

@idkthenameforthisyet4495

4 жыл бұрын

I’m negative 14 in

There was a moment where I thought the "irish" ghost was gonna go full Arnold Schwarzenegger on us

TheWalkingSimulator: TheMovie. Based on the videogame DeathStranding. Trust me, you will feel it.

"I gues they're dead now. GOOD"

That kid screaming at 9:00 was strangely funny

This dude deserves 1 mil. He is the best review channel I’ve ever seen

As soon as you said ten minutes I laughed for ten minutes

When your movie is so bad to the point fred:the movie is being used as a positive example, then you know you have a promblem.

5:20 You totally missed an opportunity to make a "Spirits" punchline.

I feel like this movie was made as a tongue-in-cheek response to the general rule of film show don't tell. It's almost as though they read that rule in a film 101 book or something and said, "Oh we'll show you." :P

My trip to Ireland got canceled, instead I have this.

I get frustrated everytime Fred is mentioned. Like visibly twitch.

@dylanwhipple9882

4 жыл бұрын

It's still better than this boring movie even though only slitley

That Little Red Riding Hood horror movie: Who are you? The Last Light - An Irish Ghost Story: I'm you but more boring!

Would've been better if Rob Walker was being haunted by his brother, Doug Walker and has to listen to him screaming in a high pitched voice every 5 minutes. Now that would be terrifying.

16:56 in the wise words of Shadiversity, "having realistic things in a fantasy setting makes it feel more grounded, and makes it easier to accept the fantastical elements"

Thank God, I Got Tired At Laughing At The FRED Review

@jackmeovf7567

4 жыл бұрын

ratchet256 I Just Find It Visually Stimulating When Typing/Texting In An Non-Professional Manner, I Didn’t Mean To Offend Anybody

0:24 "This goes on for two tedious minutes until we see our protagonist, the unfortunately named Rob Walker." I don't believe I've ever laughed so hard that early into a movie review before. 👍 Only found your channel recently, but you have a gift for comedy and sharp cutting remarks. Looking forward to hopefully seeing your channel grow!

Why the hell does Wifey McWife have a milk moustache at 12:07

@DARKTALiiS

4 жыл бұрын

Da fuck I just noticed that

5:24 as a person who is like 65% Irish I can confirm that when people steal my lucky charms I get pissed. Also whenever I walk up to somebody music that sounds Celtic (kelt-ick not selt-ick) starts playing.

When he was smoking a butt and he heard the thumping; his head movements gave me serious john tron vibes.

"Fred is annoying, but he isn't boring." one of the best quotes I've heard.

6:08 they really used a laugh from five nights at freddys 2

@impcityangel3245

3 жыл бұрын

I don't recall hearing that in FNAF 2

That is from the iMovie stock music library, it's suspense accents 07

Finally, some delicious garbage served up

This movie would have been much better as an atmospheric horror game.

Horror movie antagonist: (is clearly supernatural) (Bad) Horror movie protagonist, about 5000 times: "It's clearly a dog/some kids/a highly aggressive swarm of bees" The only horror film I've seen which subverts this is Attack The Block, which makes sense since Attack The Block is one of the two horror films I've actually seen (so far, since I'm a bit more into horror than I used to be) and is (in my opinion) a subversive masterpiece that I should really make a video on as soon as I can track down a copy.

The Wilhelm scream is the best part of the whole movie.

Screenwriter: We only have about 20 minutes of runtime with this script.....How can you possibly make this a full movie? Director: Well, You said it was a big house right? Let's just fill the extra time with sightseeing. Producer: Brilliant! Take my money!

I took a break from watching your content when I went to college, but I have to say how thoroughly impressed I am at the sheer improvement in your pacing, delivery, and quality. keep up the good work ye fockin nobhead

I don't get these filmmakers who make these terrible ghost movies. They seem to think that showing someone walking abound with a flashlight saying nothing while nothing happens is scary or suspenseful. It's not. It's just really boring. I have seen several "scary" movies where a big chunk of the first part is taken up by this sort of thing. It's right up there with those bad found footage movies that spend 30-45 minutes on the characters just getting to where the story is going to happen for tedious, boring, pointless padding. I guess that's what you do if you have 45 minutes worth of movie but need to pad it out to feature length. You just pad it out with boring scenes of people driving or walking around some place where it's free to film while nothing happens,. Throw in some royalty free spooky music to try to convince people that something is happening. Maybe add in a cheap scare or two.

this entire movie in just 1 sentence: "rob walks around some more"

13:55 well duh! Ghosts can't go through doors, they're not fire

Of all the stupid premises for someone to go into a creepy building, this one takes the cake. Since when do you board up dilapidated abandoned buildings...from the inside?!

The way this movie looks you can tell they spared every expense.

These reviews are brilliant, I always look forward to the next one.

11:56 "Alright, you drunken, translucent bastard!" 😂😂 And about the movie, no words will never describe how utterly stupid or brainless it was

There's so much more energy in his voice nowadays. It's great

This is like a really low lowww budget Grave Encounters.

My left ass cheek could make a better movie and it's only half as smart as the right one. Although no matter what, the movie would be pretty shitty.