Never watch Micky while eating your tea. Garlic bread everywhere 🤣

@robertmiles6492

3 жыл бұрын

Garlic & bread

@kingda117

3 жыл бұрын

That's good, drive the vampires away.

@stetomlinson3146

3 жыл бұрын

Garlic Bread? Garlic Bread? It's the future! Oops! Sorry, wrong one! ;)

@BobBobOnYouTube

2 жыл бұрын

@@stetomlinson3146 It is the future. I’ve tasted it!

I still do the answering the phone with a fake accent thing. I'm 53. Amuses me every time.

@IamNasman

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, me too, perhaps its an age thing, having grown up in the 70’s

@itsacarolbthing5221

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamNasman probably! I remember a double glazing company ringing years ago, and my sister said 'we no need you! We have no windows! We have flap for door! We live in shed!!' And put the phone down. They didn't ring back.

@garywagner2466

Жыл бұрын

Now it’s marketers with accents so thick you can’t understand a word! The tables have turned. “Herro? Meeeseer Wigwam? We offal deeescunt onna doook clean 20%! Come you neeext weeeek?”

LOL.....On The Buses....haha!!.....Mind Your Language....classic lol

Thanks for these videos - really need the laughs... keep them coming please!

This & On the buses, Happy days

Blakey's getting a laugh in 2021 !!

@gargarcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@tamthebam1000

Жыл бұрын

And 2022 😂

@Telesgoooo

Жыл бұрын

@@tamthebam1000 and we will still be for years to come 👌🤣

@smegmadelhomme8551

Жыл бұрын

And ‘23

@pearlmcfarland4920

4 ай бұрын

He's still getting a laugh in 2024. Happy New Year.

I watch em constantly.. Mickey n Sarah millican while I'm tidying up..

@joshhancill7273

3 жыл бұрын

I’m exactly the same, I love Sarah Millican too being from South Shields

@AndyofSmeg

3 жыл бұрын

Great shout. Add kevin bridges and your life will be complete

@ChloeGS

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@up4jess397

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndyofSmeg I do watch a bit of keV too.. might need to up the anti on him actually.. did a bit of Billy Connolly last night.. ya gotta go retro sometimes.

@iankirkpatrick8247

3 жыл бұрын

Sarah millican is so unfunny

I always answer the phone "Battersea Dogs Home, Jack Russell speaking, how may I help you?"

@maureenackerley8024

3 жыл бұрын

Mrlister2000 that is brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

@clarenceclutterbuckiii7568

3 жыл бұрын

"City Morgue, Duty Corpse" is one I've used.

@mrlister2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarenceclutterbuckiii7568 I've used "City Morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em"!

@chloemilf420

3 жыл бұрын

Quality 😂

@mrlister2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@chloemilf420 Or ring a zoo and ask to speak to Mr C Lion!!!!

Blakey’s still funny 2022!!

Lmfao.. to show her i was trying.. crying now 😂🤣😂🤣

This man is so funny. Being from London, I can relate so much!

“Ave done quite a bit of childcare” 🤣🤣 for his own son lol x

My mum used to put on the buses on for me, my brother and sister when we were kids we loved it 😂

@ak7306

11 ай бұрын

We still watch it now ,class.

Thank Micky and Co. - a lovelt thing to give during these mind-draining times.

I started watching on the bus’s just so I know vwhat funny it is

Beautiful summation of one of Kierkergaard's central ideas, nice work Micky :-)

RIP Stephen Lewis, legend.

I’ll get you Mickey!! U not Chinee, Japanee, u jus funeeee!!

God knows how his lad will sound like at school.

Legend 😂

Very funny man!!

Arr you just brightened my fucking day, I know what im going to be doing with all those suspected scam calls 🤣

@EleanorPeterson

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Daniel! A good standby disguise is the 'busy Chinese takeaway'. "YA? GOLDEN DRAGON WHADDYA WANN?!" You've got to sound REALLY angry and keep demanding that the caller speak up. "CARN HEAR YOU! BE MORE LOUD!" Works a treat on those Indian scam car insurance claims and Nigerian businesswomen trying to convince you that they're actually blonde babes from Surrey. Prawn balls all over the bloody shop... ;-)

@marks.6480

Жыл бұрын

here's a fun tip: answer all their questions with a question. "Can I ask you a question?" "Only if I can ask you one". "What is your average income?" "How much do you make doing this?". "What is your marital status?" "Would you like to go out with me?"

Ha ha loved watching these snippets he's one of the funniest guys around!...."because I'm a asshole" 😆😆🤣🤣

brilliant

I often answer the phone with "hello big boy's sauna". It used to annoy my ex no end lol. Especially when it was her parents or boss calling. Lmao.

@nomisnoxin

2 жыл бұрын

I answer with either “ roadkill restaurant, you kill it we grill it “ Or “ heads family plumbing , dick speaking “

Amazed the auto generated subtitles pick up this accent just about perfectly...its hardly the Queens english is it lol ( jokes everyone 😉😁) Love a bit of Micky 😛

Classic Micky 🤓👍

Love mickey f. A comedy genius

Love it

When I visit and stay at the grandparents and I have a shower first thing I do before I get out is draw a peni on the inside window for my own amusement 🤣

In a few years when this pandemic is under control, I'd love to come and see a show. Me and my dad luv ya as only a cockney can luv someone ❤️

@ronpeers1363

3 жыл бұрын

Most cockerneys are to busy loving themselves to love anybody else.. Comin up da frog n toad for a pen n ink... What shite is that pearly knobs..

@mm-bv4zw

3 жыл бұрын

@@ronpeers1363 nah the rhyming slang isn't that realistic, we use it for jokes, nobody really uses it in their daily life. Clearly you haven't met a nice cockney before, the only way I can describe us is kinda of like dogs. Stubborn, very funny, probably wouldn't think that long about eating something off the floor and if you get close very loyal 👍

Bugger, this is 10 years ago

why have i not seen this routine

Best stand up keep it going Micky

I’m happy you’re happy

Fekin brilliant.and who the chuff is giving the thumbs down.you wanna get a life.and go out out. 😄

good this is so old my lover in 2021 happy days my lover xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How long until this is gonna be removed 😭😂

@marksmith5485

3 жыл бұрын

The woke brigade will not be happy🤣

@uktvcool

3 жыл бұрын

@@marksmith5485 ah so

@eddieroadrunner6691

3 жыл бұрын

I know everything is racist these days people need to get a life

2011! Come on Mickey let’s have some new stuff. 😁

Blakey 😂

LOL.

2011? I knew the internet was slow but.....

Miss you Micky. When our cherished comedians come back, I do hope the “don’t offend me” generation go into meltdown

@matthewlockett962

3 жыл бұрын

This comment offended me. I'm calling the police.

@fullenglish3371

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlockett962 exactly. Sad isn’t it.

@matthewlockett962

3 жыл бұрын

@richtea78 I know I agree i'm just keeping it light. I think maybe were all snowflakes or none of us are. We all have shit that offends us don't we. And we get offended by people getting offended by something we didn't get offend by. Then we get offended by people getting offended by us getting offended at the thing they didn't find offensive. At the end of the day, we're all just blobs of meat getting offended by each other because a differing opinion/belief makes us feel disconnected from the person that has it. We all need to put our arms round one another and sort out the real problem in the world, Gary Barlow. Have a good day richtea78. Not my favourite biscuit but your always there when I need something to dip into my tea ❤

@agnostic47

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people look for things to be offended about. Like Oxford University saying their students mustn't wear somberos, because it's cultural appropriation.

@4Kandlez

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnostic47 Only if its in combination with a long black mustache

BLAKEY FTW

this man, steve hughes, kevin bridges, george carlin...magic.

🤣🤣

they actually cut to blakey

2011???

Nicki had to watch on the he buss

Wasn’t Blakey in the audience am sure I sin I’m?

😆

hm? what? My favorite flavour of Chaos, Flanagan's Micky, Innit.

@iankirkpatrick8247

3 жыл бұрын

Favourite

Mickey's forced accents remind me of Dr. Hämsterviel from Lilo and Stitch

I just pissed a snow angel in the snow!! My gf said put that away I definitely won't find it later lol twat

Mondos 1st

Troy hawke

Ooh, that Chinese bit is gonna get the lefties going !

This would be cancellable today. shane gillis lost a job as writer for SNL for ONE single joke about an asian man.

2011?? Really?

old :(

Who would've thought ten years ago we would be missing good old british comedy...thanks diversity, snowflake generation and the pc brigade!

It's funny how some fool's think THEY are MIDDLE CLASS.......WTF 🤣🤣🤣

Mad how none of the audience are wearing masks look weird abit 🙄 😐

@whatfuckeryisthis

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's madder still that people are wearing masks. Turn off the TV and turn on your brain. The only real pandemic is stupidity.

@ivlimp1366

3 жыл бұрын

Err

@seth1455

2 жыл бұрын

Would have looked even stranger if they had. It was filmed 10 years ago

Sorry dude some are us did away with it. Love the satire comedy. But I took the piss when I was younger. But as a 56 old I’m in good shape. You just know you’re limitations

When looking after your own son, it's not called child care, it's called parenting!

If mick did that walk he does in his act around my neck of the woods e be punch dfunk... Knob

@stevelee9924

3 жыл бұрын

Right o nobhead

@davidkerr797

3 жыл бұрын

But..would he, really ?

@tunesmith86

Жыл бұрын

you what mate?

Id just scrub this from your channel tbh, the racist section was crap.

@Low-Key123

3 жыл бұрын

Snowflake

@tomwills4936

3 жыл бұрын

Grow up

@ploppyploppy

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what 'racist' means? Hint: doing an impression of an accent isn't it. No wonder the word has become so watered down as to be meaningless.

@Cabbage-vq9hd

3 жыл бұрын

How sad is your life 🤣🤣

@ohbbyilikeitrawr

3 жыл бұрын

@@davem4544 did you think you did something there?

Don't even like this comedian, not that funny.

@MrMottestyles

2 жыл бұрын

Then.....don't watch. Obvious really. I don't like football, but I don't go on a dedicated sport site and comment 'I don't like football'

@garywagner2466

Жыл бұрын

I hear Chris Woods is a bit of a tw@t. Is that true?

Ah gawd! Marriage would've been so difficult: thank gawd I've got a comedian to lift the cunning mines arta their 'oles!