The tenner flutters to the floor 😂😂😂

@davefrancisjarrett3563

3 жыл бұрын

Aye....... :)

@bushwacka8395

3 жыл бұрын

I've always liked a tenner in my card!

@LornaJane16

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@him050

3 жыл бұрын

And we all know the wife won’t be impressed, but we think she will

@eoghandridl1007

3 жыл бұрын

The best part I thought it was just me 🤣🤣🤣

The Tenner flutters to the floor 🤣🤣🤣

He's right ,a tenner in a card is still a winner

@shellyk5575

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Whatever age we are 😂

@genokemp2433

Жыл бұрын

I use to Sellotape pound coins in a card for my Nephews and nieces years ago 🤦‍♂I can almost hear them saying out loud ''Uncle knobhead is tight ''🤦‍♂

One talented individual. Proper.

LOVE a card! "The tenner flutters to the floor" - haa!

Absolutely incredible comedian,2023 and still class

Best stand up comedian by far, 💯% love Micky has me in absolute hysterics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

Worse thing is buggering up when writing inside and have to go back and get another one...

I've worked at a store that sells Hallmark cards for the past 9 years. Men walk into that aisle, step up to the right section, pick up a card, read it, go to the register and pay for it. Total time 3 minutes 04 seconds. A woman walks over to the Hallmark cards, spends the next half hour reading cards, laughing, reading more, wiping a tear, then moving off to other aisles to buy her stuff, and didn't even buy a card. Just wanted to look at them.

@midlifebiker7424

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the point..its all about the thought to get the right one. My mum spend ages writing the message for everyone...I would find rehearsals on scraps of paper around the house...

@jamesfirth2392

2 жыл бұрын

give that to Micky for his act

@oo-mu1cu

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@peartree460

Жыл бұрын

My wife has cards she bought for just in case. Strange people these women are.

@juliaw7533

Жыл бұрын

Totally me hahahaha

My boyfriend bought me a card with happy Valentines day to my fiancee. I thought he was proposing. He nearly had a heart attack. His excuse was he picked up the first card he saw in the section for women and he didnt know what a fiancee was. Typically! We are still not married.

@cl0nker1

3 жыл бұрын

😲

@Bowson

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@midlifebiker7424

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you got a tenner though..

@saneman7177

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you opened the envelope & just looked at him & said yes

@bbomber2299

3 жыл бұрын

It's stories like that that make a relationship good 😂

The 🐕 at the end 🤣🤣

As a London boy Mickey is the funniest guy walking this earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep going Mick, keep us laughing 👋❤️

Genius, any time I want a break from work you give me my daily smiles...what a wit! True east end magic at its best...priceless laughter

The dog at the end makes makes this entire story

The treats, she didn’t take the treats with her 🤣🤣

Fucking hilarious. My brother is absolutely traumatised by card factory in our town thanks to mum dragging him round almost every week. He doesn’t go in anymore, hasn’t done for a couple of years now.

I properly laughed out loud, just at the title

I bought a card for the mother of my child that said... Happy mother's Day, you're like a mum to me... I thought it meant you're doing a good job of being my mum 🤣🤣🤣 She nearly cried 😢

Polar bears in sunglasses 😂

This guy is one of the best if not the best.

What a Legend!

can't wait to see you on tour again!!!

Micky rocks it again ❤️

Watched him last night in Birmingham,best night of my life ❤

How can you get fed up and morbid during Covid when you have Micky Flanagan on You Tube. Thanks,

I double clicked fast forward n Micky was still saying very very very 😂

We got a card when our kitchen refurb was finished - true.

That Micky Flanagan - He's a Card!

You crack me up Micky 😂😂😂😂❤

Thank you Micky.! Can always get a laugh even if I seen it before big thanks for the true laughs

the funniest guy around right now.

I love micky Flanagan. His humour is so true to life. But i am a women who loves a card 😂😂😂😂

@davefrancisjarrett3563

3 жыл бұрын

.... :)

@SamarIqbal-ye3tg

3 жыл бұрын

(woman) 😊

@martinpinkerton1615

3 жыл бұрын

A card is ok. If no money for real 🎁

@kevinbush4300

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how you KNOW it’s true to life. It’s about YOU!!! Lol

@terencejay8845

3 жыл бұрын

Cards.... and cushions. Without women, the entire world cushion industry would collapse. Thousands, jobless.

Think this is my all time favourite!!

The dog says “ fuck ‘er” 🤣😂🤣

Love it! Genius comedian 🤣🤣🤣

“Fucking hell, mannnn!” 😆

When I joined the Royal navy aged 21 my mum received cards from her friends saying congratulations on your son joining the navy 😆

@MrJamy695

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

This is making me howl!! I'm a woman but he is describing me. I'm so shit when it comes to birthdays or anything like that 😂😂

All true ! Thanks

Top stuff Micky as usual. So we married Christmas Eve. So he wouldn’t forget. He forget he also happy Christmas & my best friend. One from our son. Then dogs, cat, Hampstead, parrot, Guinea pig, gold Fish rabbits. Spelling hamster . Oh and new year. Xx all had to have special messages. Great to hear some of you stuff Micky. It’s a ten from me.🫶🏻😊👍👏🏼🥂🥂🥂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Omg this man 🤣

Cards, what are they? 😂🤣

I once got my wife a Christmas card for a birthday card i was so confused with all the cards lol. And her birthday is in October they don't ake it easy for us

@ynotnilknarf39

3 жыл бұрын

understandable given the whole xmas bollocks starts September!

@jackieknight5804

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly as bad as my husband and his Congratulations on the birth of YOUR baby card ? Well I did have the major part I suppose.

so true brother

You can pick a card so quick as long as it's got the right message on the front girlfriend/wife etc....cos when she receives it ....the response is the same the world over...." oooh that's a lovely card" guaranteed.😂

Just be consistant like me and not get anyone any card no matter the occasion 😂

Brilliant, havnt seen him in a few years, forgot how funny he is,

So funny 🤣

Card shopping for me is piss easy. Grab a card, right person, right occasion, sorted.

The only cards I buy are mothers day and kids birthdays. Anything else.. Forget it lol. Just effort 😂

Just go to the big Sainsburys ffs🙄🙄🙄

A vintage car 🤣

I once asked the wife why she bothers with cards especially with people she is going to literally hand the card to because she sees them every day. She says well it shows you are thinking of em. I replied does it, does it really? I mean how much thought exactly are you showing with this slab of cardboard? Really lets examine the depth of thought here. The inside you've just written to Glenda lots of love Laura xxxx the rest is just a pre-written generic birthday message made up by the card company. What's more when you hand her the bleeding thing you're going to say happy birthday to her face anyway.

@sarahholland2600

3 жыл бұрын

It's the principle. And that you bothered to spend time choosing a card with a picture theyd like . My Mom loved cats, so funny cat cards were her thing.😁

@matthewhopkins666

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahholland2600 Maybe it's a female thing, pretty much every bloke I've ever known doesn't give much of a crap about either sending or receiving cards.

@jennybardoville5455

Жыл бұрын

For many blokes maybe it's important to buy a drink for the birthday boy. And what would happen if you didn't. 🤔😳🥃😂

@matthewhopkins666

Жыл бұрын

@@jennybardoville5455 When you're down the boozer with your mates you take turns getting a round in whatever day it is. I'm pretty long in the tooth I can't remember one time a mate bought me a drink because it's my birthday or indeed buying any of them a drink because it's their birthday. I couldn't even tell you when any of their birthdays are and they couldn't tell you mine, we're not children none of us give a crap about our birthdays.

@aquaticpears3183

Жыл бұрын

Don't try to work it out mate. You just got to do it to stop the nagging 😂

Luv it 🤣🤣

I’ve got so many of them tee shirts 😂

She didn’t take the treats did she? 😂😂😂

Fucking Brilliant best comedian at this time.

Quality

Misread as women like to play cards, im goin "fair enough,Gran loved her Bridge"

We were never 'card people' in our family. But, if 'the girls' were coming round, shortly after Mother's Day, may God have mercy on your soul if you didn't fork out for a Mother's Day card. Five cards were expected to be in view of 'the girls', along with flowers (which mother had bought for herself). Father never got a thing. His friends weren't allowed in the house! ;) PS. We always made a 'thing' about birthdays and Christmas, just in case you think we're awful.

In my twenties (a long time ago) I said to my wife that men never get flowers and it's kind if sexist that women dont give flowers to men. She got me flowers. She might as well have handed me a pile if rocks, could not have been less excited.

woman at 4:15 has had her share of forget-to-get-the-card cards...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't do cards anymore, my fuxxing draw is full of them

He is very very very very very very very very very very very very very......funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Got one card and two kisses in 25 years from my hubby. Yea we’re divorced now 😂

😂😂😂

Ahahaa 😂😂

😂

LEDGEND :D

😂 1 thousand views per minute, nobody in the UK is doing numbers like Central right now

It's the teddy ones with the crudely sewn on patches I detest.

Somebody at 4:16 was not amused -- wonder if she was his wife!!

@scottybee7284

3 жыл бұрын

She only got a 5er in her card

Heyyyyyyy! JUST ONCE IN A WHILE single bipolar blokes DO come out on top!! : )))

How about a trip to mr armed store

My Wife to a T 🤬

I am a woman and I personally don't like cards. Smutty funny ones....yes! :)

@gdfggggg

Жыл бұрын

Saw one with Happy BirthGAY on it.

Out-out, card-card ...hmmm.

End up in the joke card section...

The biggest waste of money , fucking cards

Cards are only important from kids. They can’t gift you anything else yet, they put all their love in it. I think like men hang onto things from their childhood, like never grow up in certain aspects, women neither do. It’s a relict from their childhood. I am not into cards, never was. But I can see where it stems from. :)

Once gave my, soon to be ex, GF what I thought was a good luck card for her exams. "Is that that then?" "What?" "Did you read inside?" "I wrote your name and that...." it said "Good Luck in your new life." To be fair how was I meant to know you get cards so specifically for like emigrating or something?

From experience of working in card shops… Yes, straight men are hopeless at choosing a card. 9 times out of 10, for their wife’s birthday or their anniversary they buy the biggest card at the top of the rack and don’t even read the words. So I spent my life checking it wasn’t their ruby, or golden anniversary. 😂 Also the sheer panic when they can’t find the humorous rack, cause men only give their male friends funny cards.

Honestly you kill me, everyword

Funniest man bar billy connolly

@christineaygin6701

3 жыл бұрын

And ........ George Carlin , rip

I keep a selection of cards: Thank you congratulation New job New home 🎂 Birthdays Condolences Sorry Sorry you're leaving Mother's Day (Mum died before I could use them) Etc etc Saves rushing off to the store.

4:15 how is that woman just sat there plain faced.. what a waste of money

Male cards... Congrats on yer vasectomy! TWO divorces and still fresh as a daisy! Lolololol

I usually just see other women at card shops 😊

Too many very's

one thing ive never understood that women are utterly obsessed over. i genuinely can't process why anyone would want a card 😂

Im a woman, hate cards, waste of paper. Whenever I tell the other females in my family this, they look at me like I just ascended from Hades.

@philipcamp1370

Жыл бұрын

Join the club .

@philipcamp1370

Жыл бұрын

Gallows humour is the best......

I never give cards nor do I expect to receive them. Waste of money and natural resources. They just get thrown out eventually because they are clutter.

V

Yes I am a woman and I love a card..

@t1n4444

3 жыл бұрын

@ Gemini Carry on like that G and it'll be the "red" card. Don't say you weren't warned.

Nothing says Happy birthday or happy anniversary like a piece of cardboard.

I understood roughly 35% of this...

Omg im a woman and i hate cards i really dont see the point in them at all. Suffice to say me and my partner dont bother with cards

I never buy cards ever! Waste of money

I'm a woman, I hate cards. Waste of money, waste of postage, waste of trees. Send me a nice email 👍😀