the two types of conversations he has with chat are "adult talking to hyperactive toddler" and "lunatic talking to the voices in his head"

@toatrika2443

Жыл бұрын

he's all roles in that depending on the situation

@F34RDSoldier805

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is was when he was caught talking to chat when chat wasn't even working or was on emote only LUL

@hallowchef

Жыл бұрын

“jerma talks to his chat like they’re apes with a very loose grasp on human language and if he fails they will rip him to shreds” -chat

@yuzumaxwell

Жыл бұрын

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"Are you Jerma? "Who?" "From Twitch?" "What?"

"Why do I suddenly feel tall right now" Somehow the funniest sentence Ive heard him speak He caught a glimpse of being over 4'0"

@zeekkeez3488

Жыл бұрын

EHH YEE HEEHEEHEE

The Jerma “smash is a fighting game” argument is such a good example of why Jerma is so good at keeping the peace for his (sometimes fucking awful) chat.

@burgerboss1016

4 ай бұрын

Wait is his chat bad??

@deadaccount03791

4 ай бұрын

@@burgerboss1016 they are feral goblins

@randomindividual948

3 ай бұрын

​@@burgerboss1016Everything people say about how insane Jerma is also applies to chat.

he's honestly so fucking based talking about the school system, love this man

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

Like a cool conspiracy theorist teacher that's still cool enough to know but crazy enough with his theories and ticks to be weirded out by.

@1nkyarts

8 ай бұрын

honestly hes so right, my school makes us wake up at 8 rather than 6 and theres a clear difference in how happy people are compared to other schools ive been to

Jeremy is so fucked up that he remembers memories that should be repressed as if they were the peaks of his childhood lmao

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

"What your brother didn't shatter your skulls with baseballs too when you were younger? W-well that's strange, I thought everybody did this."

@Lucifronz

Жыл бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 And then he accuses chat of gaslighting him. lol

@friccle_

Жыл бұрын

Im scared of what he did repress if they were the peak

@plokijum

Жыл бұрын

💀

@hand13932

Жыл бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 the fuck are you talking about? is everyone in chat on this "durrr FUCKED UP REPRESSED MEMORY!!!! SO FUCKED UP" train just braindead? do you not have siblings? Why is everyone applying this dumb ass menace to his story? He dressed in makeshift armor and tried to help his brother pitch baseballs. It isnt that complicated. The sheer exaggeration makes me sad.

i love that out of every celebrity it's tom kenny that is a jerma fan

i get a double boost of dopamine when i see that u uploaded a new long edit and then seeing that it's only #1

@Reac2

Жыл бұрын

Skye will always be #1

@skipmanghondarg

Жыл бұрын

@@Reac2 victory royale

i love the prime numbers story. reminds me of how i sometimes sleep to jerma streams :)

@ykobi

Жыл бұрын

just fell off the bed when he was talking about taco bell and now i have a wound on my shoulder. thanks jerma

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

I hope you're ok!

@ykobi

Жыл бұрын

@@skye4 didnt expect you to reply, im doing fine now! thanks :)

@goblinnnn

Жыл бұрын

@@ykobi stupid jerma pushed you off your bed

1:09:01 the fucking off key piano scaring jerma really has me rolling

@Torgan454

9 ай бұрын

This reminded me of omori ost

Hearing him talk about Mario makes me think of how funny it could be if he played Super Mario Sunshine.

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fGt5tdlqitO5c5c.html

@SpikeTheLucario

Жыл бұрын

@@skye4 oh my god

@Reac2

Жыл бұрын

@@SpikeTheLucario Skye out here breaking bread and feeding the hungry with infinite Jerma content

@guywithaguitar1827

Жыл бұрын

@@Reac2 infinite torture chamber. Skye4 is just another torturer psycho spreading this fucking weirdo's gospel

@codybates5659

Жыл бұрын

Skye the jerma scholar

Jerma deciding to just,,, deny the existence of pokemon music makes me, as someone who has listened to those specific songs for dozens of hours, very confused

@AShatteredDragonsSpirit

Жыл бұрын

I started crying with laughter when he called Gladion's theme "Sonic the Hedgehog" because Gladion really does deserve the title of "the Shadow of the Pokémon franchise"

the talking dog rabbit hole is by far the funniest part of this stream imo

30:53 jerma is undeniably funnier than the Simpsons though imo

Him talking about the hose mist and the way it smells brings back so many memories

Its so easy to convince jerma he did something wrong

when he talked about how he woke up confused to the prime number counting video it blew my fucking mind because the exact same thing happened to me with the exact same video

Man, Skye I'm so happy you exist. Wish you all the best for this new year!

Talks about Mickey Mouse vs Mario and then ends up at the Mickey Mouse copyright running out and Jerma saying people will use Mickey and just not even try with the voice, meanwhile overhere in the future of 1 1/2 years later, we have Chris Pratt Mario. Nintendo really trying to win the speed run against Disney

The numbered series rant is actually fucking insane. "Stop adding numbers to games, I don't know if that was Sonic 17 or 8. Make it the years (which are also numbers) instead!" Love this man

just rolled a giant joint and was looking for something to watch when this drops, thnak you skye

this got me riled up, smash brothers is a PLATFORM FIGHTING GAME not a party game jerma is absolutely correct I think the chat just likes to gaslight him

the story at 31:28 is one of the funniest things ive heard in a while

bro ur edits are litterally perfect tysm for your service

that "what really happened" reference near the beginning was excellent

Love that Jerma was an immediate instafan of Powerwashing Sim. I get it, the game is super relaxing

I just listened to this while sleeping and it was me and jerma having a conversation but he would never let me talk, he just kept interrupting me while talking about son of the mask or something until I got really upset

Completely agree on all the school points, and a lot of people in higher positions do know that many of these things, particularly higher pay for teachers, is needed to fix the problems within the school system. There's a large body of evidence that shows homework doesn't do anything for learning or retaining information, it just gives kids another reason to hate and avoid school. But like most things, these are all controlled by politics. You would not believe the amount of incopetent people who just go into education to have a cushy government job with benefits and pension, and do shit-all. The sad part about it is that It makes all the teachers who are actually trying look bad, so from the outside it just seems like the education system is a complete failure to anyone who doesn't know any better. It's heartbreaking seeing all the teachers who are trying their best to give these kids a chance, and then the poor kids think no one cares about them because it's just a public school and one teacher can't fix all the problems. But I assure you, like every other fucked up institution, it's bureaucracy and fuck-head politicians all the way down.

Plastic Beach was the first Gorillaz album I heard so Jerma enjoying it and Gorillaz as a whole just elevates him even more to me.

I love the toy/gum drawer so so much in dentist offices i love them!! They had the little parachute guys, and rings, and little bobbleheads in a lil clear lid pokeball thing?? AGH

Guess what am doing tomorrow while high. Watching this for 3 hours.

@brody5221

Жыл бұрын

popped an edible as soon as i saw this was uploaded lmao

dear lord i was crying while he was talking about getting out of school. i used to use all tricks to try and get out of school lol

hope you had a good new year skye! thanks for the long edit too.

Never thought my go to channel for Jerma edits wouldn't be 2ndJerma. Love the length and style of your edits. You've helped keep me entertained for so many hours

Love so much that he keeps getting proven wrong about the dog argument so he just keeps changing his own rules in his favor and still loses

7:35 this has happened to me a good dozen times, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who bears this curse

33:56 I feel like Jerma isn't remembering that whole story. I'm sure after that guy said Jerma's name he got out of the car and whipped out his Z6 Baton and attacked Jerma.

i genuinely was dozing off when he started going “you, asleep right now. yes you, the one sleeping. open your eyes.” and i opened my eyes and just went “god damn it..”

Zilthy streamer plays washing game to shamelessly fulfil his cleaning fantasies while live audience of billions watches in horror

finding out that jerma loves plastic beach as much as i do makes me so happy

the area i live in has busses that still have ads for The Mask on them. the upholstery is green & it has green lights on the inside. every time i see it it makes me feel like im having a stroke

44:12 I worked at Cedar point for a season, and if I wasn't running scale I was running Top Glow. Which is one of the water racing games Jerma is describing here. The speed that yours will move up is completely random. So even if you miss a little bit at the beginning, as long as you didn't throw hard there's still a chance you can catch up and win.

BEST video EVER, I like it SO MUCH

Lmao so many people didn't grow up with a sibling (specifically boy sibling to another boy) because the putting on pads and throwing each other/beating each other up was SUPER normal. Like, what do you expect?

Pokemon has been around for nearly 30 years and Jerma talks as if there is only a singular Pokemon game and not an entire franchise that has multiple animes, games and various other things lmfao

i love the chips are dinner argument showing up randomly

this psa made me quit vaping

Soap andy

Thank god I got this now

Nice, perfect way to cap off the night.

whyd the sleep convo wake me up.

The "don't vape PSA" made me think of Scrubs' "Don't Smother Your Kids" joke PSA.

@TheeMFGr0uch

10 ай бұрын

This is such a fucking niche reference. "Come home, get comfy smother your kids - sounds great, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids 🌟🚪🚶🌟"

amazing edit, thank you! and editing in the callbacks/references/Jerma's dementia was awesome

Skye! Are you going to edit the Jerma Wrestling Empire (Part 4) stream? There's a few of them already, but they cut down way too much content. Sometimes he's talking about something hilarious that happened and we just don't have the context, since it was skipped. I'd love to see one of your two hours edit format of that stream.

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

Yup, that's my next planned edit.

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

@@skye4 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!

Another day, another Sky4 banger.

Thanks for putting these together, they're great to listen to on the commute. I thought the simpsons clip of Moe saying my life begins today would've fit so well too

amazing work as always

Great thumbnail, it really puts jerma's highbrow comedy on display.

jerma talking about the chips are dinner rant is so funny

this video feels like a fever dream

Woo, a new jerma video

1. donut county is an amazing game and he should play it and i love the ost oh my fucking god im so glad i finally caved and watched this and 2. spaceballs is one of my fucking favorite movies its hilarious and he also likes it and thinks its hilarious??? oh my GOD im so glad i finally caved and watched this, this is peak entertainment i dont think i could watch this stream by itself so thank you for making this skye, we love you

why does he always feel the need to die on the weirdest hills. like i swear he's been arguing with chat about talking dogs for 30 minutes straight

clicked on this video and immediately passed out, im convinced jerma put some kinda sleepy spell in this stream

@icedlava7063

2 ай бұрын

he did!

Almost 3 hours of schizo ramblings LETS GO!!!!

@dinonatorful

Жыл бұрын

Thats insensitive

@ku8408

Жыл бұрын

You shouldn't make that kind of joke unless you yourself are schizophrenic, using "schizo" otherwise it's very rude to schizophrenic people and insensitive, they struggle with hallucinations and delusions every day, it's a serious mental illness it's not something that should be taken lightly Additionally, "schizo" is a slur

@BenjyF563

Жыл бұрын

@@dinonatorful good job this is a joke on the internet that impacts literally 0 people then I guess 😂

@poyopoyo4619

Жыл бұрын

Schizomaxxing

@dinonatorful

Жыл бұрын

@@BenjyF563 ill get your dog

He's right about the dog thing but because he doesn't know about Bolt he thinks of a scapegoat to why it doesn't count.

Great edit my guy, thanks

i know what he means about the headache filter. i mean, the headache is literally on your mind

Awesome! Thanks skye ❤️

You actually did fuck with my dreams💀💀💀💀💀

i feel like the dogs that talked but people couldn't understand them don't count 😭

Really sweet what he says about education ♥

Very cozy edit

Oh my goodness it's SKYE FOUR thanks for the edit

yeyyy skye4 upload, thanks :33

jerma is megabased for his takes on school funding

@Reac2

Жыл бұрын

I grew up in Germany and I went to a high-school that was severely over funded. Like they build an all new high-school with the "latest tech for education" and absorbed students from 2 previously seperate high schools together. And I can tell you, higher funding means absolutely nothing if the dunces in charge allocate the money to expensive projectors and computers none of the staff now how or care to use (and don't need to), instead of paying teachers well enough to not come to school miserable, maintenance staff enough to actually want to do their job and maybe just hiring more people in general. My school literally cut all cleaning staff except for one lady and just made it not allowed to loiter on the halls during breaks, which made everything worse, because student ended up walking more and going outside more spreading even more dirt. They exploited the hell out of that last woman. As I see it, the main issue with schools, almost world wide, is a lack of standards. Teachers need to randomly be observed if they do their job right and not told 2 weeks in advance to plan a good lesson once to show off and then never again. There need to be some basic health inspections for sanitation standards every few months. And maybe double check the money flow, I swear the principal pocketed like 40% of the schools funding to themselves (who ironically was the successor to a woman who was literally fired for doing just that, but after they switched, budget seemed not to improve. Weird). And to make up for that they DO need more funding. Money poorly spend is worse than no money at all

@pineconesnowstorm

Жыл бұрын

@@Reac2 yeah, while i believe greater funding should be awarded, i also believe it should be properly allocated, else it wont do anything.

tht son of the mask song scene is my guilty pleasure as well 10/10 scene

maybe a silly question but does anyone know his further takes on lisa the painful? i dont blame him fr not wanting to play it, the story is heavy and him being primarily a goofs streamer would clash massively, but i was jus wondering if he himself has ever provided further reason behind him not wanting to play. its sumn where certain story beats or characters i could see him loving (multiple wrestling references, harvey, being scared of mutants, etc), but i also get him not wanting to play, im jus wondering if hes off th game as a whole n why if hes ever stated

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

I think he just doesn't want to play it because it's too heavy for his stream.

thank you so much for ur edits ur the best!!

@l_985

Жыл бұрын

also i love the omori pfp and banner :))

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

@@l_985 :D

I sometimes have a hard time remembering stuff myself and it's isn't really his fault but hearing jerma trying his damnest to claim that the realistic humans from sonic 06 aren't the same as Mario Odyssey is so funny to me. They look like they can co-exist in a realistic type game and no one can tell the difference between them. Yeah it's argued that Mario's real humans is a bit more stylized and cartoony than 06 but on first glance it's really hard to tell.

ive done the counting thing to exact same happened to me it was truly a hell that felt inescapable

What the fuck bro i was asleep and he says wake up and I was having a shitty nightmare

Idk why i had the craziest laughing fit over 31:55 cuz the way he said "are you Jerma?" sounded so offended, like Jerma is a derogatory term and saying "are you Jerma" is the equivalent to saying "are you stupid?"

1:15:24 Jerma liking Gladion's theme is one check in the based column for him.

Great work like always skye, if it's not too much to ask when is the newest wrestling empire stream edit is coming out?

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

I'm currently working on editing it.

Fun fact: School isn't to prepare you for life, it's to maintain the basic knowledge humanity has collected, the history and understanding of our universe. Not to prepare you to carry on life, but for that 0.1% sitting in the classroom that will change the world using the tools we have so far.

1:26:27 How is it possible for a human to produce such sounds?

Got whiplash at the "school should be pushed back to 9." Because here in australia its 9 till 3.30 like. Are you americans okay.

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

It depends on the school. Sometimes it starts at 8 AM, sometimes it starts at 9 AM.

@WHFC-rp8yd

Жыл бұрын

I would have school from 7:50 to 2:52 or some shit at my highschool

@_Bungus

5 ай бұрын

Idk if you'll read this, but my high school (years 9-12) ran from 7:00 AM to 1:30 PM, which was standard for high schools in the county I grew up in. Middle schools (years 6-8) usually started at 9:30 and elementary schools (pre-year 1 - year 5) some time around 8:30, but I don't remember exactly. I assume that differs depending on the school district. I actually liked being home by 2 PM in my high school years, but damn did it suck being up at 5 so I could shower and eat before the bus came at around 6.

smell the water, JERMA

i fell asleep

Bro said “soon” a year and a half ago

Omg I just set down my rides to you. I just stumbled into ur channel

I love to sleep to Jerma

On Melancholy Hill is great.

tasty vid, skye

I love you

All dogs go to heaven

43:36 just bookmarking this bc what is this song

this is my sleepytime video 🤭 sometimes hearing his voice is so cathardic and relaxing. i want him to narrate my entire life and every fanfiction i read so i can fall asleep to silly little gay peoole cuddling and kissing but with jermas goofy voice i love him so much and he is so good at voices and has adhd just like me. my sleepytime video deserves a sleepytime commment where i just talk for way to long becasue i dont get embarrassmed this late

@bloomuun-2876

7 ай бұрын

What the fuck. Jerma narrating gay little men cuddling and kissing

I'm sorry but who are the psychos who enjoy getting that hook scraped againsted their teeth? I hate the sound and it's always painful because the dentist always pokes my gums and makes me bleed, I don't generally have an issue with dentists but this happens every time and I hate it, I can handle the needles and drilling (though i hate the sound) but when they clean my teeth I absolutely hate it!