my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.

@jaminj8438

3 жыл бұрын

If Steven Seagal is there, you will die first so Seagal can get in a few sharp one liners before disposing the attackers.

@DieFlabbergast

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot that half the merchandise in your store is going to be trashed. Seagal can't win a fight without destroying the immediate environment.

@mathgasm8484

3 жыл бұрын

@@DieFlabbergast so get insurance and a bullet proof vest.

@Backroad_Junkie

2 жыл бұрын

Always a sliver lining, lol...

@jlinkous05

2 жыл бұрын

@@mathgasm8484 It's the insurance company who needs the vest

I love how the bad guy blew the shop owner away without a moment’s hesitation, but respectfully waited for Segal to take the gun off him. 🙄

@bijelabgd

Жыл бұрын

The interracial gang strikes again ! XD

@taurian551

Жыл бұрын

@@bijelabgdunity in diversity

@markhirstwood4190

Жыл бұрын

Killing one man terrifies the other so the gunman was enjoying his feeling of superiority, totally unexpecting Seagal to be anything but compliant.

@manoman0

Жыл бұрын

Well, he was trigger happy on Seagal but Seagal was just a bit faster.

@Stuart68505

Жыл бұрын

What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.

I love how the old guy jokes that he would never have something fancy like champagne, and then directs Seagal to the spot where he can find it

I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

I'm sick of your sarcasm. Segal is a screen legend. This fight was real, and he was victorious over 4 of the toughest thugs in NYC.

@datadavis

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was anchorage

@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswesterfield2042 And he's beaten Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight

@portugal5698

Жыл бұрын

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!* Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!

@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool

Жыл бұрын

@@portugal5698 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The years are passing, I'm getting older, but I still believe that Steven Seagal is the best involuntary comedian of our time.

@jamesrawlins735

2 жыл бұрын

No - that would be Tommy Wiseau - The Room (but Segal is close these days)

@Dan-di9jd

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the whole anyone seen richie part is the best. Followed by this scene ranking in at 2.

@georgecoventry8441

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. LOL!

@tileformiles

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal running is better than standup comedy. I can't stop laughing.

@Dan-di9jd

2 жыл бұрын

@@tileformiles Yeah the funny part is once he catches up to the bad guy he's chasing, he beats him up so severely that he has broken bones all over.

The owner died. Good job to Steven as he smiles and signs the paperwork.

@wolfdogtribe

3 жыл бұрын

You're a fuckin idiot... it's a movie. Get over yourself

@SonicGardens

3 жыл бұрын

wolfdogtribe owooooo

@jesusislord7526

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfdogtribe A bad movie.

@Chris24_

3 жыл бұрын

wolfdogtribe he’s the idiot for calling a shitty movie shitty? I bet you have the IQ of a donkey.

@markoconnor4110

3 жыл бұрын

Still was going home to get some. Be smiling too.

Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep

@ZackMorris1

Жыл бұрын

Lol you won the internet tonight, I'm cracking up!

@1878religion

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@matricule69

2 ай бұрын

he is the only guy i know who is building chimney and start from the top to bottom

Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.

@cjmarshall0221

2 жыл бұрын

You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.

@EVEROSFP1

2 жыл бұрын

It is rare in the movies showing bad guys attacking all at once.

@pmointernet

2 жыл бұрын

it's the only way aikido works as a martial art.

@krtlkid

2 жыл бұрын

its just like jumping rope just waiting for your turn

@homeagent

2 жыл бұрын

@@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.

The clerk grabbed maybe 10 dollars at the most and said take my life's savings lol.

@CoolSmoovie

3 жыл бұрын

This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight. This truly belongs in the Oscars

@Teddy_Bass

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolSmoovie He hates the Oscars😉

@Aphichat.

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.

@jsm530

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aphichat. its a movie try to suspend your own logic on a fight scene. It will save you the pain lol.

@jjrj8568

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.

Steven Seagal is the only man who can dodge everything without moving anything.

@ZenTradeGame

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@gimmyherbert8217

2 жыл бұрын

Like seagal violent ways

@alejandroavila4288

Жыл бұрын

And without messing his hair 🤣

@gimmyherbert8217

Жыл бұрын

Getting paid

@leonardlarrisey5680

Жыл бұрын

While the store clerk is saying yo I'm bleeding over here

When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.

@parkjamesshaw3189

2 жыл бұрын

He still runs like a girl

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

@@parkjamesshaw3189 how dare you criticize Seagal. He is a judo black belt and defeated 4 street tough gang members here.

That's his fantasy of what every simple trip to any store could turn into. 😊💭

The most shocking part is a movie ticket used to cost only $4.

@wuzupyou3509

3 жыл бұрын

That was like alot cause in Massachusetts it was $2

@Coincollector81

3 жыл бұрын

This movie is atleast 25 years old. When i was a kid . I seen the first two tmnt movies , the ticket prices for kids was $3.00.

@fasiapulekaufusi6632

3 жыл бұрын

I remember those days

@Coincollector81

3 жыл бұрын

@tim conway That's before my first job. Minimum wage when i started working in 1998 was $5.15.

@Coincollector81

3 жыл бұрын

@John Lorenzo Yes he was. I've been watching this movie since the later 1990's.

I'm sure the store clerk was really blown away by Steven Seagal's display of martial arts.

@michaelmoubarek1178

2 жыл бұрын

“Blown away” I see what you did there! 🤣

@gerrob6222

2 жыл бұрын

You only got half a mind

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

@@gerrob6222 I don't like your sarcasm. The actors and writers were top notch. I do not see you fighting 4 rough thugs at once.

@jjmm2

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswesterfield2042 Calm down, Karen.

@dudekfox7685

Жыл бұрын

While the combatants' discussion was going on, the poor storekeeper was bleeding to death.

I love how the martial arts pads are on the floor lmao love it

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

Hey! I do not like your sarcasm and negativity. The store was in the middle of being remodeled and the mats were on the floor for the carpenters.

@jessevasquez7917

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswesterfield2042 lol

Seagal really punishes the antagonists in his movies, I love it

@zigomanis18

4 ай бұрын

HOw would Segal's character do against the Jack Reacher Character on Netflix?

@acmartialarts2227

3 ай бұрын

What he will do to your husband Jack Reacher’s ankle 3:22

The clerk will never achieve his dream of starring in a porno. RIP.

@amiehiggins2541

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@notoriouselwood9253

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum Crash a necro porn scene?

@28098610w

4 жыл бұрын

Well you could say he was in a gay porno of sorts . The gang leader blew his load on him .🤣

@trje246

4 жыл бұрын

he kind of did, if you stretch the definition of the money shot? :oP

@Crazyoldman84

4 жыл бұрын

It was a gang bang

More people watch this clip than the Oscars. XD

@Gandalf606

3 жыл бұрын

what's the Oscars? It was finished years ago. No one sane watches that rubbish anymore.

@totallysmooth1203

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gandalf606 The Oscars??? Just a bunch of Liberal whackjobs rewarding each other.

@whocare4

2 жыл бұрын

@@totallysmooth1203 The Oscars suck.

@1981bevo

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit you're right

@MutarFuqueer

2 жыл бұрын

Because as stupid as it was, it is still more believable than the Oscars

That's when Steven had that badasses look . Now 🤣

Seagal has made so many comedies he doesn’t even know it.

“Yeah, poor guy died . . . but hey, did you see how I broke that dude’s ankle?” (Hi-Five!)

@iggyarctic5711

2 жыл бұрын

A Twist Fracture. Nice one,Steve!

Ah the 90s, when the average street gang consisted of young hispanic men with hair nets, asian karate guys, and middle aged white guys with beards.

@Grizzly01

5 жыл бұрын

They were so ahead of the game in terms of diversity targets.

@in_vas_por8810

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget black dudes with switch blades, wearing some tight ass jean outfits and calling innocent people "jive turkey".

@kentonclarkson1449

5 жыл бұрын

It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person

@bmillerdrums

5 жыл бұрын

Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts

@The_KLF

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this came out in the 80s, when I was in high school. Is it Nico - Above The Law (New Zealand theatrical title)

I have always loved his movies

@Casteeyo...

3 ай бұрын

Same

Get em man! That dude got me dying laughing 😂😂🤣

I like how the movie kind of just glossed over the store owner dying 😂

@PeterKocic

2 жыл бұрын

...glossed over the store owner dying over 15 dollars, and Steven Segall just witnessing an unhinged criminal kill a store owner over 15 dollar proceeds to walk into a loaded gun as if he had just came to his senses.

@pwilson6439

5 ай бұрын

NAW. Just a flesh wound.....

I love how that hard-working, decent old man gets blown away, and Seagal is droppin' one-liners. 😆

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you criticize Steven!!! He needed a little comic relief during the stress.

"What are you doing on the ground?" Gets me every time 🤣

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

I really don't care for your sarcasm and judgmental attitude. The little guy with the cardboard paper "knife" was trying to encourage his friend. All 4 of the thugs were experienced brawlers. I can't believe Segal was able to beat all of them.

Still cracking jokes despite the old cashier dying. Basically, this action star only helped himself.

@martinezjames83

2 жыл бұрын

Dude is the definition of SAVAGE

@MrGriff305

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinezjames83 Every "good guy" in that scene had no soul 😅

@mikegrazio5376

2 жыл бұрын

It wasnt his gay lover nitwit.

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

I do not appreciate your sarcasm. Segall is a black belt judo expert that defeated 4 tough thugs.

@MarvelousLXVII

Жыл бұрын

Helped himself to a free bottle it looks-like.

He's like Bruce Lee without the everything.

@shannoncassidy4423

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal used to get busy

@stevem2323

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know, back in the day i loved his movies.

@monbreau7306

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevem2323 Before you knew he was a narcissistic sociopath.

@stevem2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@monbreau7306 Yep.

@blackbaron2572

2 жыл бұрын

@@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself

He takes his time to dramatically toy with the bad guys -- while the store clerk might still be alive and bleeding out with no one to attend to him.

@Chris.Top.Her7

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@jimmyjimmy1601

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@MedOKC

2 жыл бұрын

doubt it; 12 gauge with buckshot will do a quick number on you.

@jshaw4757

2 жыл бұрын

@@MedOKC rock salt

@billlombard9911

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly !!! Victims of crimes to Steven are just red shirts in Star Trek , vehicles to make him look like a bad ass while he toys with the criminals .

3:19 😂 Seagal breaks the dude’s leg - then a quick cut to the paramedic: “looks like you won the Oscar tonight, Storm.” Brilliant filmmaking.

Gotta love how in every Seagal movie the convenient store gets all destroyed! 😂

I love how Seagal just goes about his day at the end, like it's an everyday thing

@tbiz8459

2 жыл бұрын

I know a regular guy would have temporary shell shock and would be freaking out

@gardeningwithscience1317

2 жыл бұрын

They didnt even offer him trauma councelling. Those bad cops

@austinmoore7328

2 жыл бұрын

Just a load of bolex

@oldschoolfan420

Жыл бұрын

Storm won an oscar that night.

@mugabi9502

Жыл бұрын

Just another day at the office.

"I hate the Oscars" I feel ya, player...

@danielstellwag3081

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck those Hollywood pussy boys

@rl1800

3 жыл бұрын

Old dude was ahead of his time

@ikaikamaleko8370

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@p.v.b533

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielstellwag3081 daamn straight

@resdog851

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal- "I just read the greatest script ever." Other movie crew member- "Yeah, who wrote it?" Steven Seagal- "I did"

Steven gets up an hour earlier, just to spend more time with himself.

@herrwabbaloo937

24 күн бұрын

Hey, don't knock it, I get up early even on the weekends so I can have a cup of coffee to myself before the wife and kids get up.

People can say what they want but Seagal had the cleanest and meanest clotheslines i've scene.

After this scene, Steven Segal ate everything in the store. It's in the Outtakes.

@seankingston7518

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@Zachye67

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cakestalker

4 жыл бұрын

That explains how he looks now.

@jacoblalomia8900

4 жыл бұрын

Right before JCVD kicks his ass in the parking lot.

@hankmoody5514

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Seagal is the most unintentionally funny human on earth. He's an evergreen delight. The gift that keeps on giving.

@claytonheydukejr1136

Жыл бұрын

He needs to be given center ring at SeaWorld., shamu got nothing on him

@josemendoza-jf5ed

5 ай бұрын

Haters

3:24 One of the greatest, most underrated and hilarious hard cuts of any movie ever made. The wink and that ADR are glorious.

@adamscoll8791

Жыл бұрын

This whole movie has some of the best unintentional comedy of any action film I’ve ever seen.

@strassenbahnfilmguy9306

Жыл бұрын

Twist and shout man .

@CeciliaCharlesbanda

11 ай бұрын

español

i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you insinuate that Seagal is old!!! He is still young, still thin and still capable of his judo moves.

I swear Steven Seagal movie scene comments are comedy gold! I'm crying here from some of the stuff people are posting.

@dylanchamberlin5552

3 жыл бұрын

I just love his "Brooklyn" accent lol, the most egregious thing to hit cinema since Dr. Strangelove

@justarshad8354

3 жыл бұрын

Yh especially the richie one Cant get enough!

@jasonsparks5620

3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟

@mindriot91_96

3 жыл бұрын

Right? hahahaha

@richardbets4825

2 жыл бұрын

I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.

Steven didn't like the clerks snide caviar comment so he let him die.

@roytrenneman2200

3 жыл бұрын

I don't blame him.. that smart ass had it coming! Lol

@tanderson1480

3 жыл бұрын

😭😂😂😂

@kenklein9120

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly.

@mindriot91_96

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@Mistwalker67

3 жыл бұрын

Left of the heart, probably hit a Rib.

Gotta give these early movies credit, they were just great

when i feel sad i come here.and watch Steven.what a great comedian.laughter is the best medecine.

When Steven Seagal wants to fight, he goes shopping.

@triciajohansen7124

3 жыл бұрын

In the meat department!

@damasek219

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Semon he's missing Bobby Lupo😁

@damiengates7581

Жыл бұрын

He must be a good fighter then

Steven Seagal has been visiting convenience stores for like 37 years

the amount of cool actors in this scene is amazing

Wait until the Clerk dies, then make his moves. When the gun is pointing at him.

@ryanvacation7319

3 жыл бұрын

Look on the bright side, he got the champagne for free!

@jordanhicks5131

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta make it fair for the bad guy

@MrMZaccone

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right? Incredibly stupid scene.

Perhaps he could have used these skills before the clerk was murdered?

@flaglesspirate5250

6 жыл бұрын

Dude... They shot him in the heart

@cheesesteakphilly

6 жыл бұрын

rockerfrog25 I was there. I was one of the goons! They definitely shot him in the heart.

@IskandarTheWack

6 жыл бұрын

I was the champagne, I can confirm he was shot in the heart.

@jjrj8568

6 жыл бұрын

perhaps he thought they were robbers put not stone-cold murderers?

@alexmacleod4364

6 жыл бұрын

Steven seagull full length films

This sublime Work of Art surely deserves a top-level spot in the National Archives.

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

Saves no one but made to look like a hero. Great writing.

Maybe these guys have seen Ritchie !

@burleykev

3 жыл бұрын

Find out why he did Bobby Lupo

@shinmegamanzx

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong movie lol

@burleykev

3 жыл бұрын

shinmegamanzx quoting out for justice is always fun tho

@meninpapin

3 жыл бұрын

That same dude who's ankle he broke was also one of Richie's goons

@slowdancer5563

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's funny!

Just a regular day when Steven goes to the store.

@jimkrizman5261

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@renevanginneken7217

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, our lives are boring....

@crazyviking24

3 жыл бұрын

What movie is this

@thomaspaine4004

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyviking24 Hard to Kill

@crazyviking24

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomaspaine4004 thanks

"Anybody seen Richie?!"

@tysonthegringo

5 күн бұрын

Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

@tysonthegringo

5 күн бұрын

Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?

Absolute carnage. Seagal didn’t flinch.

@Joe-dt3fo

Жыл бұрын

Yes, absolutely. Finally, the twisted foot

He looked pretty satisfied with himself after having let the store clerk die before he launched into his heroics.

@kamuelalee

4 жыл бұрын

@Obadiah 118 LOL!

@johnyguitar258

4 жыл бұрын

@Obadiah 118 bahahahahaa

@johnrotten3268

3 жыл бұрын

Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...

@thekabn

3 жыл бұрын

TF? lol. That old geezer tried to charge at a young banger who had a double barrel pointing @ him.

@johnnymcafee01

3 жыл бұрын

This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.

Somewhere along the line Steven Seagal became convinced this was who he was in real life.

Steven seagals PUNCHES and ONE LINERS both hits hard 😮😮😅😅😅

I absolutely love this movie and Steven Seagal!!

I love how Seagal acts as tough and as bad ass as he wants - because he wrote the script.

@hankhardonblkface6941

2 жыл бұрын

You'd do the same

@Aerojet01

3 ай бұрын

He's a very wealthy person. He must have done something right!

Back when a movie ticket was 4 dollars.

@dede19833

4 жыл бұрын

Now its 12 😪

@pep590

4 жыл бұрын

dede 19833 $9 if you're an old senior like me. Lol.

@auralfury

4 жыл бұрын

ikr...and even that was high back then

@fhhfgj

4 жыл бұрын

And gangs used double barrel shotguns.

@Geckoste

3 жыл бұрын

A movie theater near me has a 5$ special on Tuesdays, before the pandemic at least

This is still one of my favorite movies

My favorite Steven Seagal line come and my heart out.

I heard Seagull’s next movie is titled “Enter The Buffet”

@leorios8279

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@donshipman8441

3 жыл бұрын

Bravo 👏 bravo 👏 bravo

@florianmaschke269

3 жыл бұрын

More like "Out of breath" or "The big feast".

@Malachor01

2 жыл бұрын

Christ I just about shit 🤣🤣

@mynameisgladiator1933

2 жыл бұрын

I heard his next movie was titled: "How Jean Claud Van Damme bruised my vagina just by being an actual tough guy while I only talk tough."

If Chuck Norris was there, the clerk would have lived.

@MegaZeta

4 жыл бұрын

Stop

@user-yo4us6ll8z

4 жыл бұрын

If Clint Eastwood was there, he would have complained about the clerk not having champagne to sell, about the coffee with too much sugar in it, and then shoot all the guys but the one with the shotgun, asked the one with the shotgun to apologize to his mule, then shot him....and the clerk would have lived

@MilesNauticus

4 жыл бұрын

If Chuck Norris was there he would have been just a brand of champagne.

@johnharris6655

4 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris would not have to ask where the Champagne is, the champagne would just come to him.

@SYCZ

4 жыл бұрын

as as yeah

He’s so fast, it’s like you can’t see his moves! He even manage to put black paddings on the floor.

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

Technically, he stole that bottle of Champagne..

@showalk

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he left cash at the counter.

@4q518

4 жыл бұрын

Steven did'nt planned to pay from the beginning

@MrAtown3057

4 жыл бұрын

He paid the thugs to rob the store so he didn't have to pay for the bottle..

@simonscardino6597

4 жыл бұрын

What bout da money..?? 🤗

@StealthMarmot_

3 жыл бұрын

I know. I mean, who is the REAL criminal here, I ask you?

I love how they don't even bother to frame out the stunt mats

@JoelLinus

5 жыл бұрын

it is a dojo which you can see on the signs

@fuzzydunlop1753

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@TheMichaelCardoza

5 жыл бұрын

paulaitchison hahahahaha I didn’t even notice that

@norndev

5 жыл бұрын

Haha his movies were all mob financed as a way to launder money, it's a shock any of them are actually decent

@norndev

4 жыл бұрын

@@chinlaiyo9565 Yeah most of the earlier movies were paid for by the mafia

Im 45, and I wanna be just like Seagal when I grow up

@loudnessloud8336

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😁😁😁liar

Not even a drop of wine or any piece of potato chips can touch Mr. Seagal

Seagal's particular brand of Martial Arts is called, "Ai Kant Akt . . .

I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.

@Billyg215

Жыл бұрын

Are you extracting the bodily waste fluid out of everyone ???.

@Joseph-be3tv

Жыл бұрын

Totally agree I can sit down and watch a Steven Seagal movie start to finish any time

@Billyg215

Жыл бұрын

@@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.

@Joseph-be3tv

Жыл бұрын

@@Billyg215 Lol but your online watching old scenes from a Steven Seagal movie, you may need some help too

@Billyg215

Жыл бұрын

@@Joseph-be3tv Your right Joe i never thought about that. I must be starting to go brain dead like Seagal i wonder if there is a cure for Seagalitis.

Never gets old!

I love how Seagal walks out of the liquor store with his champagne and stuffed monkey without paing...well played

@bbbbbzzzzzzzzzz5431

6 ай бұрын

Wow, this scene must be intended as a comedy ? 📯

@el34glo59

2 ай бұрын

Who's he paying

He wasn’t wrong about the oscars though

When you don't want to pay the Champagne bottle, so you let the cashier die before to do your aikido show. 🧠

@JohnSmith-gq9gn

3 жыл бұрын

Why would the champagne bottle get paid?

@westcali9621

3 жыл бұрын

John Smith yeah I know what a big DUMBO

@craigtheus57

3 жыл бұрын

He took out a baseball bat and he knows that they got guns.

@jjrj8568

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@mr.obrien6984

3 жыл бұрын

@MUFC what does that have to do with anything?

So not only did seagals character not save the store keeper but stole the goods he took!!! Lol

Guess those hoods hadn't seen Richie either? 🍾

"Of course I paid him for the champagne before he got shot officer".

@VideoDeadGaming

3 жыл бұрын

" i actually paid him for 20 bottles, so i'll just take the rest now"

@capnrob97

3 жыл бұрын

He probably pocketed the money the owner took out of the cash register too.

@trueauburnchampion1322

3 жыл бұрын

Good one. Cops are more worried about what the victim did wrong. I get it. Happens all the time.

Such incredible acting skills

Lots of charisma/natural talent 👏 Steven

Hard to kill. This was always my favorite Steven Seagal movie.

@Joseph-be3tv

Жыл бұрын

Great movie, my favorite as well. Also really like under siege 2

@JJS595

Жыл бұрын

@@Joseph-be3tv I like under siege 1 cause of Tommy Lee Jones

@dbloyd2

8 ай бұрын

It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.

The cashier dies and he happily takes his free bottle of champagne to his party. Psychopath!

@flybeep1661

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@monbreau7306

2 жыл бұрын

Just like real life!

@blackbaron2572

2 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.

@lauramartinez3980

2 жыл бұрын

1:00 YOU DONT WANT TO CALL 911 lol!

@brandonthomas6142

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

I notice the floor of the liquor store was lined with gym mats 🤣🤣🤣🤣

In his prime... he was awesome.

@Blake4625kHz

Жыл бұрын

(Farts) it’s true

This is the scene Steven imagines in his head every night when he goes to the liquor store.

@LuckyXCX

2 жыл бұрын

Then cries coz he can’t move like he used to in this scene

@WM-mu8ep

2 жыл бұрын

He ate everything in the store after this scene

@sadetta9312

2 жыл бұрын

you got liquor stores open at night?

@ArtVandelayOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

And he has already done it while you stuff your face with Doritos on the sofa

@frankieC1023

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

Robert LaSardo has played the same character for 30 years.

@franzhaas5597

3 жыл бұрын

I new him......he is one tough guy in real life. He sat in the same coffee shop every day reading scripts.

"Looks like you won the Oscars tonight" lmao 🤣 classic

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

Seagal was the only living witness out of a crime scene with one dead victim, but he was still allowed to walk home without giving a testimony in a police department.

Each time Steven was doing a fight scene, he had to eat these box of cookies they are using for the sound effects

@donzokor5312

3 жыл бұрын

what?

@logan197777

3 жыл бұрын

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

@cizia69

3 жыл бұрын

@@logan197777 It's a good assumption. I would have to be in front of him. I don't think I would be scared of him, but I think I will feel the respect one has towards another person. So, yes, I don't think I would say this to his face, which is, in general, the base of any humor...

@pappy451

3 жыл бұрын

@@logan197777 . . . i'd tell him his fat ass needs to do a bunch of push aways . . . push away from the buffet fatso .

@starga-fr7qx

3 жыл бұрын

True story.. That's how he got as fat as he is now

Steven has been going to that same store for 37 years and still can't remember where the champagne is.

@debowiec3

4 жыл бұрын

They keep moving it......shop-floor psychology or something like that!!!!!

@axiomist1076

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not even 37 years old.

@manuelruen

4 жыл бұрын

And still can't find Richie lol

@andypetrovich2155

4 жыл бұрын

Steven has also been eating CheeseBalls and slamming colas for 37 years too. He forgot where the gym is.

@steveeddy9686

4 жыл бұрын

@@andypetrovich2155 hahaha

love the mats on the floor

Guess he got a free champagne.

Seagal was very lucky here. The frequency of attacks from the various crooks coincided perfectly with Steven being ready to tackle the next one.

@davidkirk2554

3 жыл бұрын

Its a movie...

@ghostofdota

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidkirk2554 I thought this was a documentary????

@mattwebb5276

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah just like in Bruce Lee films when they all wait there turn aswell to get kicked by Bruce 🤣😂🤣

@robertsmith6068

2 жыл бұрын

pure luck. happens sometimes (in the movies)

When someone is pointing a shotgun at you, best not to limply wave a baseball bat towards them from out of range...lol.

@josephbarclayross6216

5 жыл бұрын

"Take me out to the ball" -- WHAM!!!

@fuzzydunlop1753

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the old adage "don't bring a baseball bat to a shotgun fight".

@chriswesterfield2042

Жыл бұрын

your post is funny as hell

The obviously dubbed "hey thatnks" "You're welcome" cracked me up so hard. 50 bucks says that was Segal's idea to come across nice and polite.

@chriswesterfield2042

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.

Seagal is so polite, so friendly, so great

Friendly grocer gets shot at close range. Steven Segal still has times for snarky remarks and a laugh with his buddy cops afterwards.

@JetsetUnited

3 жыл бұрын

Life must go on .

@MrMrlosteruk

3 жыл бұрын

Looking for this comment

@MajorT0m

3 жыл бұрын

@MUFC Yeah it's boring though. 20 men fighting over a bag of air.

@DemocracyManifest

3 жыл бұрын

@MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.

@allwrighty100

3 жыл бұрын

@@DemocracyManifest USA has both a womens and mens football team and you use the word 'literally'. Do you know what it means?

Steven Segal is the only guy I know who could beat the hell out of 10 guys and move slower than all of em!😀

@Favorline

5 жыл бұрын

kinda funny how he had no problem shooting the shop clerk but can't make up his mind when steven stands right in front of his shotgun. Would not be fun if the hero dies like the store clerk I guess.

@roger5173

5 жыл бұрын

@@Favorline when you write the screenplay you can make it any way you want

@Favorline

5 жыл бұрын

​ roger5173 Sure. or you could just write your opinion on the movie without guys like you coming here trying to get a stupid discussion going. You do know that your comment can be used on nearly everything. So people should just stay quiet. So people talking politics about the president should just become president and make the changes they want and shut up until the time they are president? Example of how stupid your comment is.

@dalewesley1662

5 жыл бұрын

More eggs

@rainsauzer760

4 жыл бұрын

@@Favorline so stupid, he's right

His Fighting Skills are just Awesome