This book is dedicated to the Native American victims of Genocide…and the paramilitary settler Rangers who committed the worst atrocities against them

@carry-hunt9710

2 жыл бұрын

Duhn-duhn

@kuroi_1153

Жыл бұрын

Womp womp

@bigburd875

8 ай бұрын

Litteraly the only group that managed to treat natives worse than the United States Cavalry

@majikss

5 күн бұрын

​@@kuroi_1153 cringe

@kuroi_1153

5 күн бұрын

@@majikss don’t give a fuck

"Steven Seagal isn't fat, just tactically wide"

RIP Virgil. We all miss hearing one sardonic comment every 35 minutes. Poor Felix had to increase his vape intake tenfold to fill the void

I almost died of laughter the first time I heard the “some people, and many snakes” line, classic shit

Holy fuck Seagal did a land acknowledgment

Dedicating a book to both the rangers and Native Americans is just…. Oh, Steven. You’re such a card!

Seagal's face is like the early ps2 era game graphics, where they figured out how to get the mouth to move but couldn't get the face textures to change expression.

Writing a book is really the next frontier for Seagal, because his self-insert character isn't held back by his meager stamina, limp wrists, and bloated gut like it would if he played them on film.

This won't be a popular comment but when Steven was filming Beyond the Law in NYC, he would always come into the Panera I was working at back then when I was in college, even if I was just making bread bowls, he always went out of his way to say good morning and ask how school was going just because I rang him up once.

@gspendlove

Жыл бұрын

You wouldn't happen to be a hot, trashy woman, would you? Because that would explain that.

Feel like I need a brandy and a cigar to listen to this properly.

'the highest level of Aikido is sitting down all the time' brilliant

Tactically wide

@frenchdonut22

2 жыл бұрын

The fat short

@marcuswalters8093

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, you win the comments.

The original Gravy SEAL

@treeguyfly

2 жыл бұрын

Meal Team 6

100K you got your placket!

Cumtown reviewed the movies, Chapo reviewed the book. The circle is complete!

Did everyone else get the feeling John Gode wasn't just a self-insert, but genuinely how Steven sees himself when he looks in the mirror?

Hes on Meal Team Six

@leewright1

Жыл бұрын

Nice.

Steven Seagal looks like the South Park animators’ rendition of Seb Gorka

30% of this book's word count was the phrase "what if"

@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944

3 күн бұрын

What if I was a member of sparkly kittens and destroyed the shadow wolves?

33:25 Matt goes full joker out of nowhere

Every time he said “WHAT IF…?” In Seagals raspy voice and the scary music, I lost it 😂😂

Johnny Be Goode, but Henry Be Gaye.

Man this was like an audio version of MST3K

@GHOSTPLANEtable

11 ай бұрын

I love you for saying this❤

I imagine this is what popular fiction is like in the Shadowrun universe

i bust on my stomach

When I first saw an ad for that reality show where Seagal was a cop or whatever I genuinely thought it was a parody starring WIll Sasso as his ersatz Seagal from MadTV.

Had to relisten to this after finishing the 3 pt dollop on Steven Seagal. Way funnier than I remembered.

@Bstill42

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

4:55 just bookmarking the best insult in history

@Baseballnfj

2 жыл бұрын

In this particular reading I really enjoyed Felix's "whenever I jack off I think... my grandfather did this." But tactically wide was pretty fucking good.

begay is a common surname in indigenous naming schemes.

Steven "Labrador Flattener" Seagal, with a nickname like this, you know he's a dangerous man

@leewright1

Жыл бұрын

Pmsl

This book is dedicated to the Native Americans. Now, onto the foreword by a modern day Andrew Jackson.

Steve Sea Gull, Operator, Ninji, Navy Seal Team Six Founder, Protector of the Third Realm, Billy Jack fanboy, and King of the Silver Screen. 🥋

I heard Virgil's voice and then immediately thought: HOW OLD IS THIS... and then checked the date from the corner of the video

@nickadt

2 жыл бұрын

If only Virgil had checked how old something was...

@thepants1450

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickadt LMAO

@justcommenting4981

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickadt if only the internet checked receipts.

@Cussy69_420

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickadt you know, all of this is bull crap, right?

It's a shame they will probably never make this book into a movie.

@peenwienerstein2

Ай бұрын

real shit

some people...and many snakes

More suggestions for Segal’s titles: Celebrated Pants-Shitter! Undefeated Dog Murderer! Poonani Master!

I can't be the only one listening to this thinking that the snake connection thing was inspired by Harry Potter? 😂

Too much to hope for a “Pearson Fode is….John Goade,” universe. 😭😭😭😭

@TimothyNiederriter

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, you're probably right.

A warrior with of the waistline a septupled chin shogun if you will.

SIX YEARS AGO

We heard this...we need part two !

8:14 Matt screaming "This is LaRouche!!!"

Damn, did Felix really reference *Bear Stearns Bravo*? That's a deep pull, even for him. Surprised to learn he's into ARGs. (It's at about 41:20)

What if reality was real

So how do.you write a book in crayon? Is the whole book in all caps Comic Sans?

Begay is a common native name in Arizona

V*rgil

@SonOfAGunYYH

2 жыл бұрын

who is Vargil?

after hearing this i tell everybody within earshot that i now go by "dog flattener".

😂😂😂😂 Best Chapo yet

John Gode... Goad is much stupider I'm surprised he didn't go with that. Honestly WTF? You're making up a name... you have infinite choices... and you settle with John "Nantan" Gode???

The music lol

MORE

For the algorithm

100k!!!

Its hard for me not tp be grateful for the lefts ability just to be conversatiobally funny. Could you imafine being on the right where even the comedy has to obey a certain codified level of structure - no wonder they commit rage vased crimes - even their relaxed time is fascist. When im in charge, the reeducation camps will start with mandatory listening to this episode.

@CNYKnifeNerd

Жыл бұрын

That's what it is for me, too. I get the racism, misogyny and religious extermism, but forming your entire existence around something that just fundamentally lacks all humor is a total mystery to me.

@Smokey298

Жыл бұрын

Have either of you guys ever even met a conservative?

@yareyarejose5080

Жыл бұрын

@@Smokey298 yeah. the vast majority were unfunny.

a true scholar warrior

47min of pure Segal insight

35:45

😀

7:25 aren’t prefaces usually written by the author of the book?

@LKeet6

2 жыл бұрын

pretty rare in a novel, no? I think they're riffing on the fact he keeps saying it's fiction then keeps presenting it as non-fiction.

Did they finish the book on Patreon?

Proper use of the term "woke" by will

Is this Bernie Sanders? 😂😂

please steven i'm scared for real dude

join your local kiwi nanners club

where is virgil texas

@Cussy69_420

2 жыл бұрын

I think he's on part 2 of their book review. This is an old episode, but why are you asking?

@YuriSakazaki

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cussy69_420 i'm specifically referring to how he's completely disappeared from the face of the earth lmao

These guys sound like a bunch of danger folks!

Trump number 1