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Episode 616 - Living Vampires (4/4/22)
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  • @jeffdrobert
    @jeffdrobert2 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Felix talk about dragons made me realize what the boy version of "horse girl" is

  • @FionaOfMountLawley

    @FionaOfMountLawley

    2 жыл бұрын

    Checks out. Guys who own swords are the male equivalent of cat-ladies, so men with an excessive interest in dragons must be the male equivalent of horse girls.

  • @KingGiganTitanusROARKing

    @KingGiganTitanusROARKing

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh facts. I was dragon/dinosaur boy and I ended up playing with my horse girl counterparts in early school.. they really are equivalent, my first girlfriend was a horse girl

  • @neverforever4787

    @neverforever4787

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing that's actually kind of sweet

  • @coreygolphenee9633

    @coreygolphenee9633

    2 жыл бұрын

    Male horse girl is car guy with good taste

  • @coreygolphenee9633

    @coreygolphenee9633

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing especially with how the sexuality tends to play out in those cases both those hobbies can turn ya gay

  • @frankmcclusky7870
    @frankmcclusky78702 жыл бұрын

    if only the media could muster the same enthusiasm for Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, etc,. It's just mindblowing to me people genuinely drink the koolaid and think the US army is doin some heckin honorable democracy in their fuckin CIA blacksites and Abu Gharaibs across the globe

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine14432 жыл бұрын

    Morbius drinking a forty in a death-basket

  • @bobjohnson7148

    @bobjohnson7148

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brap

  • @SonOfAGunYYH

    @SonOfAGunYYH

    2 жыл бұрын

    Morbius, Morbius, go to a buffet and walruses

  • @jfzmgxkg1313
    @jfzmgxkg13132 жыл бұрын

    hello fellow early chapo listeners looking forward to hearing about the #MorbiusSweep !!!

  • @localcryptidtypebeat
    @localcryptidtypebeat2 жыл бұрын

    now getting targeted ads for therapy after watching this channel thx guys

  • @omegaseal
    @omegaseal2 жыл бұрын

    Matt loves the term “undergird” in this episode.

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s every episode 🤔🧐

  • @myselfapretend

    @myselfapretend

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really undergirds the discourse

  • @justcommenting4981

    @justcommenting4981

    2 жыл бұрын

    Undergirds the yeoman proletariat with the demiurge.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles2 жыл бұрын

    A crazy part of our medical system is on the labor side. We have tons of doctors but a overly large proportion are specialists, but we have a major shortage of general practitioners. This is because GPs make way less money than specialists and med school is super expensive. That’s not all. There is a shortage of GPs despite hospitals often turning down potential residents. Federal hours regulations don’t apply to doctors in residency. Some residents work up to 100 hours in a week. One resident has the job of 2.5. It severely hurts their ability to help patients AND prevents students from entering residency. It’s total artificial scarcity because hospitals want to pay the fewest amount of salaries possible. If Biden only wants milquetoast around-the-edges reforms, he could reduce the hours cap on residents to 40 and forgive federal student loan debt for doctors. But democrats won’t even do the tiny reforms. So go big. Make all public medical school free. Nationalize hospitals. Go big.

  • @coreygolphenee9633

    @coreygolphenee9633

    2 жыл бұрын

    Forgive student loan debt for doctors it the most on brand PMC horse shit I've ever seen

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler2 жыл бұрын

    I’d try to organize an Amazon warehouse but I don’t want my mom to find out about all the gay stuff I’ve bought from their website

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying5082 жыл бұрын

    The cat is out of the bag: Absolutely nothing good has ever come out of Washington DC.

  • @TheOtherOtherMitch

    @TheOtherOtherMitch

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe a single carve-out for Bad Brains.

  • @jimmymanstien8659
    @jimmymanstien86592 жыл бұрын

    In Britain and can confirm scam calls are still quite big here, at least once per every couple of days

  • @Magasma1

    @Magasma1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm American, I get multiple a day unfortunately.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha0122 жыл бұрын

    Matt is just letting his hatred of Kevin Williamson cloud his opinions of vampires.

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins52422 жыл бұрын

    Organized labor was only tolerated in the US while a strong Soviet Union existed.

  • @GayTier1Operator

    @GayTier1Operator

    2 жыл бұрын

    i feel like it’s the opposite. there was more fear of communism when it was around. now organized labor is just an occasional inconvenience so they tolerate it

  • @justcommenting4981

    @justcommenting4981

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GayTier1Operator it was unquestionably more powerful then. It's really not tolerated now. The only thing it's really used for is absolving the enforcers of the ruling class of consequences. It's otherwise middling wage increases.

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

  • @dronesaur4328
    @dronesaur43282 жыл бұрын

    it's very fucked up that they're reinforcing dragon hierarchies, and even worse, disparaging small-winged folx. You know, dragons aren't just these one-dimensional beings that you can caricature on the covers of Anne McCaffrey novels and short-sleeve button-up shirts. they're real mythical creatures withe their own internal lives. I hope you think about that and do better.

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm32832 жыл бұрын

    I'm more of an anti-moloch exorcist but I'm sure Vampire Hunter Felix is very handsome

  • @quester09

    @quester09

    2 жыл бұрын

    or, he can shape shift to appear so.

  • @KingGiganTitanusROARKing

    @KingGiganTitanusROARKing

    Жыл бұрын

    These are epic comments

  • @MissNausicaa87
    @MissNausicaa872 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Zeca Afonso's song 55 mins in to the episode kind of came as a shock. Although I think his song "Os vampiros" would probably be more adequate ;)

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell74962 жыл бұрын

    Morbius is basically a crypto fascist and Blade is a day trader.

  • @justcommenting4981

    @justcommenting4981

    2 жыл бұрын

    Go on.

  • @wyattrussell7496

    @wyattrussell7496

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justcommenting4981 Spider-man is behind the dark web because he's trying to find Maru Jane

  • @WanderingIdiot81

    @WanderingIdiot81

    2 жыл бұрын

    What about venom?

  • @wyattrussell7496

    @wyattrussell7496

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@WanderingIdiot81 Pharmaceutical advertisement/Armie Hammer's publicist

  • @wyattrussell7496

    @wyattrussell7496

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WanderingIdiot81 Punisher is the NRA, Carnage is General Electric, Bezos is Kingpin, Wal-mart is the green goblin, Telemarketing is the Vulture,, Elon Musk is Kraven, Healthcare for profit is the Lizard, Zuckerberg is mysterio, Gates is Dr. Octapus, Democrats are the Chameleon and Republicans are sycthe with the mullet

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler60302 жыл бұрын

    definite synchronicity that the morbius episode falls on episode 616

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki2 жыл бұрын

    Beginning to think "Friedman" might be a cursed surname.

  • @jimmykisco5042
    @jimmykisco50422 жыл бұрын

    They are back to normal shows. Thank God. I have been waiting for their brand of humor patiently.

  • @bunyipz2040
    @bunyipz20402 жыл бұрын

    In Autralia and can confirm scam calls are massive here too, get at least 2 a day that I have to ignore.

  • @Khemri7
    @Khemri72 жыл бұрын

    "Fund the Police comin' straight from Washington" -- "Weird Al" Yankovic

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot10712 жыл бұрын

    I'm not gonna' let these *vampires* beat me.

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher4602 жыл бұрын

    “You’re sure as hell not governing” Unless you’re Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who will be the next governor of Arkansas

  • @ericlarsen9830

    @ericlarsen9830

    2 жыл бұрын

    her dad was Governor. Nepotism isnt an accomplishment.

  • @alanfulcher460

    @alanfulcher460

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ericlarsen9830 I know, I live in AR & I’m just telling you she will probably win

  • @billyscenic5610

    @billyscenic5610

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine thinking governors govern.

  • @tewodrosii2875

    @tewodrosii2875

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alanfulcher460 this is why my grandma moved from there after she was a part of Clinton's gubernatorial administration in 79

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles28762 жыл бұрын

    They really missed an opportunity to have Jared Leto also create a theme song for Morbius.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles2 жыл бұрын

    I've actually thought about this. if companies were forced to identify themselves all the problems wouldn't go away, but a lot would.

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford28882 жыл бұрын

    Thanks gang!

  • @CaptainBagman
    @CaptainBagman2 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love how you can tell who the author for the Morbius piece is without them saying it.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha0122 жыл бұрын

    Even if you do the police work for the cops, they don't do crap about the email/phone fraud. I tricked some scammer into giving me their bank account info (they were operating out of Equatorial Guinea, and had a bank in Spain) and turned over their email attempts to impersonate my boss to the cops, who did nothing.

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic40932 жыл бұрын

    The Boondocks Rock ' s, lmao Love that show!!! .

  • @helloInternets
    @helloInternets2 жыл бұрын

    52:15 ICP Report. Fuckin climate change, how does that work?

  • @fyt54321

    @fyt54321

    2 жыл бұрын

    Insane Clown Posse is doing climate change?! It is likely that "ICP" in lieu of "IPCC" is deliberate, as would be normal in CTH banter.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev20282 жыл бұрын

    I much prefer Venom over Morbius but love that it exists so we can make fun of it

  • @brokentower3148
    @brokentower31482 жыл бұрын

    Whoever wrote that article... that uh, that's a line of comparison that reveals a lot about them.

  • @AdmiralBobbery123

    @AdmiralBobbery123

    2 жыл бұрын

    they jokingly pussyfoot around mentioning it but the guy who wrote it works (or worked, at least) for a pedophile rights organization

  • @haterde2505
    @haterde25052 жыл бұрын

    we should impose a no fly zone in pakistan so that india stops scamming

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles2 жыл бұрын

    'Vermithrax Pejorative' is the ONLY dragon that matters. From Dragonslayer (1981), which strangely enough is a Disney film.

  • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1

    @matthewmacdonaldchannel1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Possibly the first dragon in movie history with a first AND last name?

  • @screenPhiles

    @screenPhiles

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 When you're awesome one name can't contain it.

  • @akumakorgar

    @akumakorgar

    2 жыл бұрын

    "The Wyrm From Thrace Which Makes Everything Worse"

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917

    @BigHomieGayAss1917

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sir, sir, this is Balerion the Black Dread erasure and I will not stand for it

  • @flash_flood_area

    @flash_flood_area

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, the best dragon. When my daughter adopted a very fierce cat, and wanted to give it the name of a dragon I suggested Vermithrax Pejorative, and Vermithrax stuck. Or we call it Vermes for short.

  • @gfarrell80
    @gfarrell802 жыл бұрын

    Solid episode boys.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting49812 жыл бұрын

    Guys, apparently you get these like 2 days earlier through google podcast if you're not a Grey Wolf. You can get em while they're still soggy!

  • @havanaradio

    @havanaradio

    2 жыл бұрын

    black wolves get them all right away. if you know you know.

  • @seymourbabooms1694

    @seymourbabooms1694

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a great phrase

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles2 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else hear Homer Simpson in Matt's cries of "A murderer!" and "Of killing people!"

  • @theyoutoo12
    @theyoutoo12 Жыл бұрын

    Sad to hear about the uranium rounds in Bahmut from the British now.

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen Жыл бұрын

    great ep but did Will get a root canal surgery 5 minutes before recording?

  • @proletar-ian
    @proletar-ian2 жыл бұрын

    We should be able to report spam calls for gameplay sabotage

  • @smokyondagrass2353
    @smokyondagrass2353 Жыл бұрын

    53:35 calls for a free officers coup

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    Жыл бұрын

    Josip Tito vibes and Kemal Atatürk beats

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic40932 жыл бұрын

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, as well

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford28882 жыл бұрын

    Love from here!

  • @debrasue2793

    @debrasue2793

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love from beer 🍻

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic40932 жыл бұрын

    Yes & now those dialysis provider s Attempt to dissuade liver transplant s & fail to inform their patient s..lol

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork2 жыл бұрын

    ISTFG I thought that said "LIKING" vampires... idkw

  • @imalwaysbluffing
    @imalwaysbluffing2 жыл бұрын

    For some reason, I thought the show we are gargoyles was about vampires because I forgot the name. I was hoping this episode was about the secret politics of the show. Man was I disappointed on multiple levels.

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 Жыл бұрын

    11:52

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed84672 жыл бұрын

    Vampire guy has holes in his hand. Is he Jesus?

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy54092 жыл бұрын

    Count Dracula coded as an effete gay cosmopolitan bourgeois is a pretty long-established reading of the character. That one (stolen) insight is the only non-dopey part of the article, don't why Matt got all incredulous about that line

  • @Dubickimus

    @Dubickimus

    2 жыл бұрын

    he preys on the victorian women in particular.

  • @coreygolphenee9633

    @coreygolphenee9633

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are referencing the leaving the vampires castle essay series that they all hold pretty close to heart

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying5082 жыл бұрын

    Check out the 1986 book Communion - featuring shout outs to Donbas and Chernobyl. God has a good sense of humor.

  • @XxCorvette1xX
    @XxCorvette1xX2 жыл бұрын

    The scam calls have been *really* bad in Canada recently

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL2 жыл бұрын

    I like how turbo right-wing ppl and leftists both see the best chance we have is Yang Wen-li

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    Um no..

  • @WanderingIdiot81

    @WanderingIdiot81

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who the hell is that?

  • @nealon2005
    @nealon20052 жыл бұрын

    Matt: Did you read that ICP (you mean ipcc Matt?) report that I didn't read? We should give up all hope!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev20282 жыл бұрын

    Pro monogamy and pro union

  • @WanderingIdiot81

    @WanderingIdiot81

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pro poly and pro worker co-op

  • @sparkpenguin

    @sparkpenguin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@WanderingIdiot81 ^^^^^that is the better thing what that person said right there, 1000%

  • @rjbonacolta
    @rjbonacolta2 жыл бұрын

    Russians also use DU

  • @berdyderg900

    @berdyderg900

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you prove that? Ample evidence of America doing it...

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL2 жыл бұрын

    So the programs the government already runs sucks but it would be better if that was everything? I'm not saying keep our same system but this is silly reasoning.

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know that's kind of complicit in asking that question in the first place dude. The idea that the government or anyone else runs anything other than the facilitation of profit under this system is utterly insane to me.

  • @elaikehler6030

    @elaikehler6030

    2 жыл бұрын

    The government programs suck because they’re disgusting little capitalist gremlin programs, the american healthcare industry is the issue it needs to be gutted

  • @yahwehvii6059

    @yahwehvii6059

    2 жыл бұрын

    We can’t even do the bare minimum of change that Bernie proposed cause those programs are ineffective by design or from defunding.

  • @DeadBoneJones

    @DeadBoneJones

    Жыл бұрын

    congratulations on falling for the scam; the government doesn't actually 'run' any of these programs in any meaningful way, all they do is allocate money to pay private contractors, which is exactly why they're shitty inhumane graft mills.

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 Жыл бұрын

    I love how dumb their “doctors get too much money!” Yes podcasters who do nothing are going to tell you that doctors are too spoiled, ya know the people who help the sick? Also, I’m 100% positive that India needs doctors as well and their government does periodically complain how the US and UK basically steals doctors from them leaving a shortage.

  • @maknavickas

    @maknavickas

    Жыл бұрын

    its just supply and demand, and we for some reason artificially limit the supply of doctors to increase their labor's market value.

  • @shanemac1646

    @shanemac1646

    Жыл бұрын

    @@maknavickas I agree with that make the degree to become a doctor free would probably help. I said that above cuz my sister went through medical school and at least half the participants (including her) had mental breakdowns due to stress.

  • @maknavickas

    @maknavickas

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shanemac1646 I mean that stress is caused by artificially limiting the number of students that can be accredited. It creates an insanely and unnecessarily competitive environment. In a sane world, the limits on new people entering a profession would be if they have shown the necessary competency to be able to effectively do the job.

  • @lucasmurphy740

    @lucasmurphy740

    11 ай бұрын

    Doctors in America help keep people sick more than they cure illness. Idk how you’re defending Americas medical system. It’s ridiculously predatory. Doesn’t matter if a coal miner, podcaster, or burger flipper says that. It’s true

  • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
    @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Жыл бұрын

    What was happening at Fort Bragg?

  • @UberGingah

    @UberGingah

    Жыл бұрын

    If you Google fort Bragg and hit news there's always some sketchy shit going down lol