My 3 year old will cry around the house and I'll just mutter to myself, "sad"

@corynasf9749

Жыл бұрын

sad. pathetic!

@whentheleveebreaks4732

11 ай бұрын

“Bigly.”

@jonathannathan1754

5 ай бұрын

Nodding sympathetically to a screaming toddler: “many such cases”

@Shane-A112

2 ай бұрын

and some, i'm sure, aren't crying

@ChickenSkin_Champion

22 күн бұрын

He cried like a DOG!!!!

Felix's relentless horniness for Kate Upton is truly something of note.

Trumps mind palace is basically the opening credits to succession.

@demonitizedme7360

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, 😂 except you also gotta chop in some bits from the opening credits from Michael Douglas’ “The Game.”

‘Washed up psycho , Bette Midler’

@suzylovesmambo

Жыл бұрын

It will echo through eternity

Felix predicting Biden challenging trump to do push-ups during the debate lmao

@Gum_Cuzzler

Жыл бұрын

Did he actually do that lol? It seems too perfect to be real.

@bigburd875

Жыл бұрын

Felix is just a prophet

@ohbluescouser6267

Жыл бұрын

Just Felix channeling the essence of Joe Biden is priceless

The auto industry started getting PC in the mid-1980s. We can't call used cars _used cars_ anymore. We have to call them _pre-owned vehicles_ .

56:07 this line is burned into my memory. i still remember where I was the first time I heard it. perfection

@jonathannathan1754

9 ай бұрын

NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN CHARLES

God, the Halo riff is immaculate.

@lmackenzie9198

10 ай бұрын

Felix rhythmically referencing Halo usually grates me more than it should, but I agree they pulled it off for once

11:30 - start of one of my favorite Matt rants

@MoragTong

Жыл бұрын

"TO SHIP WHAT, WHERE?!?!"

@icarusearthbound

Жыл бұрын

@@MoragTong you know… stuff

@ploob906

6 ай бұрын

Hard to believe he had a catastrophic medical emergency

@mc5967

4 ай бұрын

​@@ploob906 :(

that halo bit made me crack up

The last clip is amazing. "Chuck E Cheese's last album was a FLOP" lmfao

I’m like the Phantom Thieves ova heah eyy, I’m exploring mind palaces and shit

@jack_rabbit

Жыл бұрын

whaddup Skull

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

Жыл бұрын

Lookin cool, Kushner

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

Hmm... I wonder what Donald Trump's Palace would be like. What would his treasure be?

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

Жыл бұрын

@@blackdog9698919 you have to confront the Spirited Away baby, and it has Bette Middler’s face

Chapo never be the same without Matt

Esketamine is actually an enantiomer of Ketamine (a mirror image molecule). They use esketamine in the nasal spray instead of ketamine because Esketamine is novel enough to patent it. Ketamine has been in wide use for decades and the claim is that Esketamine is the same because it is just an enantimoer but chemistry doesnt work like that. It’s obviously different enough to newly patent but realistically too they really wouldnt be considered the same chemically therefore there is no way to base treatment with Esketamine on all the experience we have because it is with K not Esketamine. Bottom line, like anything else, it is a money grab.

@FlashNorton

Жыл бұрын

@@RancorousSea and the Kuccigang

@raeroa7982

8 ай бұрын

So I was with you until the end! As a suicide survivor and lifelong depression and anxiety sufferer in their 30s one of the only things that has ever worked for me is medical IV ketamine infusions! But thanks to our hellhole of a nation insurance companies weaseled their way out of paying a dime for them (they used to pay half) so I have to ration my treatments for the thing that makes me not want to kill myself lol Esketamine is a doctor prescribed RX nasal spray that is much cheaper than an IV session and can help bridge the gap when I can’t afford therapy or am having bad symptoms. It is actually closer to club k than how an IV drip feels but sufferers like myself don’t use it to get fucked up it’s like insulin to us. We use it at home before bed. Hope this helps someone ❤❤❤ Ketamine IVs (and emergency esketamine) helped save my life.

Desert Hope. Early 2018. Chris Kael of “Five Finger Death Punch” was in my group. I hope he’s well.

Amazing compilation

America having a viable public transport system difficulty Death March.

Henry Ford was very concerned about antisemitism on the left!😂

So I’m doing a 2 hr walk after my night shift to put in some extra cardio. Thought let me download audible and I bought “the trump tapes” by bob Woodward….. 😮 oh my fukin god. Wow wow wow… trump is not normal… I’m speechless, ended up walking 3 hrs like it was nothing. And then America goes from trump to Biden !!! AMERICA WHAT THE FUK ARE YOU DOING!!! I can’t believe I may actually live to see the American empire collapse. Anyway cheers 🍻 from Iraq… Iraqi people Sunni , Shia , Christian’s , Kurds are uniting. Maybe take a leaf out of our book… our country is uniting. I’m rooting for you guys…

Eeeeyyy, I`m in the K hole ova heeeaaar

38:27 BONNNGGG underrated moment

Trump gave NASA funding to mine asteroids for precious metals because he saw a cash 4 gold commercial on Fox News.

Anyone know where the clip from Chapo discussing Trump’s hilarious chat with the Vietnam vets is?

@jonathannathan1754

4 ай бұрын

When was this?

@jonathannathan1754

4 ай бұрын

Found it, it’s from The Mueller’s Tale

37:29 if this wasn't actually documented I would have never believed it happened.

I WANNA HEAR YOU: ARE YOU VALID?

Give the troops some IEDs.

does anyone know the dates of the eps?

I think Matt meant flatlining, his brain has been "redlining" for decades

Dorks

Today Trump became presidential.

E Q U A L faces

Lord gives em, they be back on their bullshit. And the Lord said that it was great.

Playing Halo was formative but Halo the series just got sad. Cept Halo 3 online that shit was something else

16:50

Happy Chanukah

@SUPERBURLBOYROY

Жыл бұрын

The real sloth child

@SUPERBURLBOYROY

Жыл бұрын

On Instagram

@SUPERBURLBOYROY

Жыл бұрын

No spaces

Donald Julio trump

K Is a upper, it doesn't lower your blood pressure, instead rasie it, even though it gives you pain relief

@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds

4 ай бұрын

It's empirically not. It's a GABA agonist, which is by definition a depressant.

Buy FTT

You literally have one of the worst public transportation services in the developed world, how about fixing that first before taking away the cars..

WHAT IS CHAPO DOING TO STOP TRUMP???

@Cussy69_420

Жыл бұрын

Why TF should they stop our actual president? Why should anyone to be honest?

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

All options are on the table

@homerco213

Жыл бұрын

Eating less dairy.

@blackdog9698919

Жыл бұрын

They already defeated him back in 2020 by stopping the January 6th riots and electing Joe Biden. They've been pretty busy.

@emmarie2930

Жыл бұрын

Sad!

Dudes Trump impression is very jewish..

Wow. Again, how are you guys not totally establishment?

Calling yourself a Marxist… 😂

@zainmudassir2964

Жыл бұрын

Marxist Leninism is the best

@willfischer6007

Жыл бұрын

have you ever had gay thoughts

@Cussy69_420

Жыл бұрын

I'm a gay Marxist

@miskatonic_alumni

9 ай бұрын

Calling yourself Ralph... 😂

Stay in college/university kiddo..youre obviously not ready for reality.

@Cussy69_420

Жыл бұрын

Got em, dude...

@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv

Жыл бұрын

Sad

@Inkspeckle

3 ай бұрын

shouldn't you be haunting high schoolers' dreams