He's a fighter, he's been fighting with reality all his life

@UltimateShadow10

Жыл бұрын

I've been recently catching up on Steven Seagal's god awful movies. I didn't realize he was so hated, rightfully so.

@jaybird1229

Жыл бұрын

He's losing it!!

@Audiodreamer192-24

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 he’s hilarious!!! He just makes shit up as he goes 35, 40, 50 years ago…😂😂😂

@jaybird1229

Жыл бұрын

@@Audiodreamer192-24 Who do you think 🤔 bagged Bin Laden?? And , Saddum ?? 😉 😜 😆 🤣

@Audiodreamer192-24

Жыл бұрын

@@jaybird1229 😂😂😂😂 ya he dropped his training session with Bruce lee and went over there and taught Sadam some manners!😂😂😂 it was him that strung up sadam and they cut that part out of the live feed…. 😂😂😂😂 Then he had to get back to train all the UFC guys and they all said he was the toughest guy on earth and his farts smell like Colombian coffee. 😂😂😂😂😂 He’s the worst lying delusional person I could have ever imagined to exist…. He’s the guy who always think people are laughing with him…..😜

Steven Seagal is, hands down, the greatest method actor to ever live. He's been in character for over 40 years.

@royroyce6620

Жыл бұрын

He just beat out Nic Cage

@Lewiss7423

Жыл бұрын

Tom Cruise might be up there too.

@MrMcGribble

Жыл бұрын

Dude that made me LOL for real.

@Joseph.Cariati

Жыл бұрын

He's not acting...

@Lewiss7423

Жыл бұрын

@streamx3m Tai Chi is up there with Aikido as a martial art. He's a fat, washed up actor who helps launder money through B movies.

Steven Seagal is the type of guy who would unplug your life support machine to charge his phone.

@TramJizzle

27 күн бұрын

👍😆😆😆

@SpontaneousWeasel

20 күн бұрын

lol that image is so perfect for who he is - in my image of that he is also wearing those ridiculous shades with the yellow lenses

@h1ob355

16 күн бұрын

He´d unplug it to charge YOUR phone......he´s the good guy who just wants to help, remember?!

What a humble guy, he just needs to believe in himself.

@HappyTheOrdinaryCat

Жыл бұрын

I know 😌 he's been my role model all my life ever since I saw him fight two people at once.

@FISHDINHO

Жыл бұрын

😂

@billblaski9523

Жыл бұрын

Haha. I still believe that is Steven Seagal got a sense of humor, quit taking himself so seriously, learned to make fun of himself and embraced all the memes about him, he would be the most beloved celebrity

@harold4371

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@twylah9047

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal has accomplished so much in his life... So now you want him to take advice from some fool on You Tube? That's the joke of the day! and should start you laughing... b/c I am !

Steven Seagal is the type of guy that wakes his family up to tell them he's going to sleep!.

@ichauch9333

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why his wifes and kids left, oh 🤔

@carlopio2705

2 жыл бұрын

When chuck norris gos to sleep he checks under his bed for the boogie man aka steven seagal !!!

@joedrew9418

2 жыл бұрын

I read that exact comment two other times, coincidence?

@thatboybrandad

2 жыл бұрын

lmfaooooooooo

@berrafatale25yearsago87

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha spot on !

I invented lying, I've been perfecting it for 35, maybe 50 years now ...

@damiendelatorre1512

8 жыл бұрын

NICE, YOU GENIUS ; )

@rodgermurtahr6570

8 жыл бұрын

HA!!!!

@shaunpearson7905

8 жыл бұрын

I don't believe you.

@calipops6448

7 жыл бұрын

hahahha hell yea hes so full of it

@alexanderthomas6862

7 жыл бұрын

There is a story about steven seagal that one of the guys who worked with him shared on some radio show where the producers went into his trailer and he was crying and they asked him "what's wrong steven?" "I just read the best script of all time" "really? who wrote it?" ".....I did"

The best comedians are those guys who makes you laugh unintentionally.

@israelrodriguez6986

Жыл бұрын

For real 😂😂😂😂

@user-yp5mx9jd6l

4 ай бұрын

Michael Jay White? Can I laugh in your face?

@VictorMaxol

2 ай бұрын

Will Ferrell looks more dangerous. Hell, the name Will Feral is more dangerous than Seagull.

@SagaciousFrank

2 ай бұрын

If anyone were to ask who my favourite comedian is, hands down Steven Seagal would be my answer.

@ashyowl

Ай бұрын

Exactly. Unintentional comedy is the best. Go watch a George Bush junior compilation. Easily one of the funniest humans that’s ever lived.

For those who don’t know, Steven actually invented akido, karate, and every form of marshal arts when he was just a child. He is also regarded as one of the greatest guitar players to ever pick up the instrument.

@alessandrogambino420

Жыл бұрын

Not marshal...martial.

@derek4kgaming756

Жыл бұрын

He said he invented marshal arts, not martial arts

@LouSassoleSledgecock

11 ай бұрын

@@derek4kgaming756which would make absolutely no sense. Are you always a dodo?

@Mr.Sax.

10 ай бұрын

​@@alessandrogambino420No no, he invented marshal arts, you don't know those because you are not ready, because you are not Steven Seagal.

@laurendaryani4893

9 ай бұрын

😂

"Are you still dangerous" "If I fell on a small child it would kill them"

@ericknguyen4123

2 жыл бұрын

LOL.

@joebuzz2758

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😆

@samesollar6709

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@joex1977

2 жыл бұрын

That was fucking funny.

@gamesps9562

2 жыл бұрын

"Well, if you calculate... I've been dangerous about 40, maybe 35 years ago. And ever since, I've been perfecting it."

"Are you still dangerous?" For sausages and cookies.

@farrypro

4 жыл бұрын

🍟🍔🍟🍔

@guidosarducci3047

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny.

@TheSilentGeorges

3 жыл бұрын

I am literally laughing out loud. 😂 😂 😂 Thanks

@3_KNIVES

3 жыл бұрын

Good one! Ha ha ha!

@georgelinares9964

3 жыл бұрын

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he talks about Lyoto Machida, he is talking about the high kick that knocked Couture out. Lyoto did an interview in Brazil where he talks about Seagal's little speech. He said Seagal went to some of his training sessions but that Lyoto's dad (a karate black belt) was the one who recommended that very kick because his opponent was a veteran and he "should do something that could surprise someone experienced". And then, of course, Seagal goes out saying that he not only created the kick, but he also perfected it and taught it to Lyoto. I mean... Damn... That being said Lyoto was very respectful and didn't even say that Seagal lied, he even made sure to mention that Seagal was present during training, he just said it was his father who suggested the kick.

@gilesforde5761

4 ай бұрын

It was Anderson that done it to Machida

@anaximanderofapollonia9842

3 ай бұрын

Except he did not say that. He said that they worked really hard on that kick. And Machida said that the kick was his father's idea, which he was already practicing, and when Seagal saw it perform, he liked it and then they practiced it some more.

I'm a fighter too. I am constantly fighting the urge to laugh my ass off every time I see his face.

Steven seagal taught me how to kick, he told me ''lift your leg and hit your opponent with it'' I've been undefeated since

@yearningtruth1965

8 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂

@kshitiz06

8 жыл бұрын

He learned that kick 30, maybe 90 years ago and has been perfecting it ever since.

@insanelyrandom

8 жыл бұрын

+Leon Reaper in tears man that's funny stuff

@drewbennett444

8 жыл бұрын

That comment is hilarious

@HendersonHinchfinch

8 жыл бұрын

30 maybe 90 years ago lol winning

He’s been perfecting his interview techniques for the past 87 years

@newday2447

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Mike-hu3pp

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Trump.

@acrossroads93

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if you know this or not.. but for the last 25 years he's been a "cop" lmao

@huntermctotahypnosiscrew6211

Жыл бұрын

@@acrossroads93 I heard that he was the best beatboxer 2 🤣

@michaelmonfredo9828

Жыл бұрын

​@@acrossroads93 they call that chopper a skippy

He is so humble, it makes my skin crawl.

Steven Seagal is a man that mentality NEVER left the set.

I invented obesity, Ive been perfecting it for 30, maybe 50 years now...

@gunpuntuhong4531

5 жыл бұрын

Maxwell De Luca 😂😂😂

@matiuhensley6657

5 жыл бұрын

yer buddy 😀😁😂🤣🤣

@mark2607

5 жыл бұрын

Nicely done sir 😂

@kulsevdasi

3 жыл бұрын

Lol its so hilarious how he always wears those long and baggy overcoats in his movies, even his old ones. How did they let this guy be an action star? Like which requirement did he actually meet? Which stunt wasn't fake?

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

@@kulsevdasi I think those movies are made by movie companies Segal owns.

Nobody speaks more highly about steven segal, than steven segal. He's a real fan,

@jrviade85

Жыл бұрын

just like cristiano ronaldo 😂😂😂

@Siddiskongen

Жыл бұрын

@@jrviade85 bro siuuuing fax

@discingaround

Жыл бұрын

How could Steven not love Steven? He knows all the intimate details like which chair has the best cushion and which dictator is best. What a true gentleman.

@FathomlessJoy

Жыл бұрын

He's perfected Steven. He's been Steven for 40, 35, 40, 50 years...

@raccongamefit8831

Жыл бұрын

Than Steven seagal himself, he's been acting and at the same time himself for 70-80 years

One of the greatest comedians ever. Every time I listen to him I laugh

@user-yp5mx9jd6l

4 ай бұрын

Then you shall Say: Can I laugh in your face? 😂😂😂

40 years later he’s still flipping dozens of opponents by barely moving, and sometimes he’s even seated. Some will say that it’s all staged and not real at all, but the Steven Seagal School of Pinky Fighting certifies each match so you know no cheating is happening. What an inspiration for us all.

@markw9512

Жыл бұрын

His Bulshido skills are second to none

@ahminyahnan1150

Жыл бұрын

Stop degrading people just because you cant throw pinkies

@markw9512

Жыл бұрын

In addition to being a 7th degree black belt in Aikiddo and Bulshido, Masterbaytor Seagull studied the revered Open Palm Clogged Heart technique under Master Chu Sum Phat and has a purple belt (size 60) in this as well.

Nothing this man cannot do. Chef, musician, police officer, an actual deity, Russian dance master. The list is endless. And one damn fine black actor.

@mikesendec3972

2 жыл бұрын

As well associate disappearer machine

@MrJruta

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@skeletonshorror5184

2 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahaha 💀🔥

@NinjakX

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Native American

@2696ize

2 жыл бұрын

Lol !

He's a legend within his own lunchtime.

@ActivistParrot

Жыл бұрын

When is lunchtime? All the time

@dad_who_games_when_he_can

Жыл бұрын

@@ActivistParrot 😂

@Draugluin999

Жыл бұрын

Domino's pizza best customer

@JayP7178

Жыл бұрын

LOL!

@themeatspot5020

Жыл бұрын

😂

His 40 year mastery of this kick you never Ever have seen him perform is truly a formidable tool.

He's Leonardo da Vinci of our era. Future generations will learn about this great man at the most prestigious universities around the globe.

@Lark1610

Жыл бұрын

Psychology and psychiatry students have to learn about narcissism, pathological liars and Münchhausen's syndrome, so yeah, why not.

"I'm a fighter, I've fought all my life." Fought lawsuits and allegations of sexual harassment.

@thor4644

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mrmike1096

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why hes in russia 😂

@andrewtm85

4 жыл бұрын

Yyeeeeaaaahhhh lmao

@diplamatikjuan3595

4 жыл бұрын

fought grey hair with my handy bottle of soy sauce

@Glassandcandy

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmike1096 the funniest thing about that is that Putin actually thinks that people in the West will think “wow American superstar Steven Seagal is friends with Putin, he must be a good guy!” But in reality everyone in America knows that Steven Seagal is a washed up D list actor who holds no cultural capital whatsoever

Seagal has perfected the art of killing cheeseburgers for the last 30 years

@unknownzone90s7

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@buzzin-hornet

Жыл бұрын

He has also perfected the art of delusion...

@jimihendrix731

Жыл бұрын

Haha he is fat af

@O.G.Rex.

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Even as a kid I was thinking this guy is a weird action hero.

It took seagal 35 years to learn one kick , wow what a Martial artist

@ReversedPolarity

6 ай бұрын

It takes a lot of devotion to perfect that kick and for that long.

@indijitsu4052

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

yeah i got those glasses too from ammunation in GTA 5 XD

@Forenzikproductions

8 жыл бұрын

YES! Hahaha

@pervypete394

7 жыл бұрын

He needs to wear protective glasses from all the shit thats flying out of his mouth in case the wind change direction.

@hartonoX69

6 жыл бұрын

U very right...

@jims8821

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MrBlack252

6 жыл бұрын

Neta Knapp "I actually created these glasses about 40 50 years ago and have been modifying them and have now perfected them. They are not quite ka-rah-tay glasses but a mixture of many different styles ive learned over 70 80 years."

Frank: "What does Katana mean?" Steven: "It means Japanese Sword."

@bobbarker14

2 жыл бұрын

Not enough people know what this means. My hats are off to you, James. Now I'm off to check my secret Swiss bank account.

@JamesCarmichael

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbarker14 Be careful with those Son-of-a-bitches.

@yaboi4178

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesCarmichael what is a fine American man doing in a comment section such as this?

@JamesCarmichael

2 жыл бұрын

@@yaboi4178 Putting my precious Millions in my secret Swiss bank account.

@yaboi4178

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesCarmichael be careful, you might be turned to fertiliser.

Seagal is still dangerous in a buffet lounge

@ReversedPolarity

6 ай бұрын

True, master Seagal is known for killing an opponent a bite at a time.

We are blessed to be able to experience Steven Seagal live and in person.

ive been fighing all my life too....fighting manboobs...fighting muffin tops....fighting carbs....multiple chins....

@batista666bomb

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Durden 😂😂😂😂😂

@Greenriver842

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Durden Hahahaha 😂

@maxoneill5208

6 жыл бұрын

best comment😊

@jebvoorhees125

6 жыл бұрын

Fighting my accountant... too much pussy... fame.. still more than you'll ever be.

@HughMungus777

3 жыл бұрын

😂👌

LOL Ariel Helwani knows exactly what he's doing with Seagal. It's gold.

@PedalTheGlobe

6 жыл бұрын

joydivsion77 Light years ahead on intelligence. Lmao.

@buixrule

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. He's you can see the puppet strings at work there. Ariel's a friggin genius.

@galadriel9473

4 жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one who noticed this LOLOLOLOL this comment is gold

@drunkenmmamaster419

3 жыл бұрын

I swear its fucking golden , helwani is a master of his craft

@andrewbrown8903

2 жыл бұрын

It's gold alright . Comedy fucking gold🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's the Ali G of the fighting world. His mate Dave taught him all he knows!

@SalemGhassanHanna

Жыл бұрын

BRILLIANT analogy!

@stinkyham9050

Жыл бұрын

No he's not. Ali G is in on his own joke, Steven seems completely unaware we are all laughing at him.

@Gloamy17

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@stinkyham9050 Ali G the character isn't self-aware though. Sacha Baron-Cohen is. Hence why Seagull here is the Ali G equivalent of the fighting world.

Met him once, he told me it was the greatest moment of my life

How do reporters keep a straight face when interviewing him?

@IlGattoCheFuma

8 жыл бұрын

+kshitiz06 They love to play dumb, that's how you get this golden footage.

@HendersonHinchfinch

8 жыл бұрын

So true

@gekiryudojo

8 жыл бұрын

lol what a set of cunts above me!

@IlGattoCheFuma

8 жыл бұрын

You know he has learned that technique in Tesshin Ryu Dojo in Japan 35-40 years ago, and he has been gargling his balls up until now it's EXACTLY how Seagal Sensei thought him to do.

@pukki34

8 жыл бұрын

Its a trade secret :) Sometimes difficult. Btw. Seagal thinks he is muhammed ali now :D

I would pay to see a Steven Seagal reality show that just follows him around for one month. From wake-up to nitey-nite. Nothing staged. No scripts. No set-ups. Just live unedited cinema verite Steven as he reacts to employees; boredom; women; drugs; issues; etc

@kevinsinclair6873

2 жыл бұрын

Reading this at 1:09 AM by myself in bed and laughing at this thought. Hot damn, this would be fascinating TV

@burgerbobbelcher

Жыл бұрын

There was one. He plays(is?) a cop in it. Its exactly what you'd expect.

@dystopian..

Жыл бұрын

He had one. He was a “sheriff” in the bayou. Pure gold

@solomoon3083

Жыл бұрын

He DID!

@colegains4082

Жыл бұрын

Keeping up with the Seagals lololol. I’d pay for that shit show

2011 was one hell of a year for Seagal, dude was smiling from ear to ear with his Machida and Anderson tour. He is crazy out of his mind, but you coulld see the happiness in his eyes from the spotlight.

"kick that I've been teaching you" A 1 foot high kick.

I remember this interview he did awhile back, the interviewer asked him how he got into Martial arts. Steven said that he used to be a dishwasher at this Asian restaurant and some secret Karate Master who was the cook at his job noticed how fast Steven was with his hands when he was washing dishes. The cook according to Steven, saw that he had what it took to be a martial artist and he trained him in secret. bwahaha!!! Regardless if Steven is a fraud or not, he definitely has some interesting stories lol.

@Foo3112

8 жыл бұрын

+MickyMicky Mike Steven was the ORIGINAL Karate Kid lol. "Wash On, Wash Off"

@marshallmccardell2635

7 жыл бұрын

sounds like he wrote the original karate kid.

@jonmacist

6 жыл бұрын

First off Steven fought real street fights him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real Steven also has a legit black belt also from karate and from the best karate teacher there is his students verified as witnesses that he fought in Japan for real to be able to teach there was instructor of the year in 1988 i met a guy who worked with him on a movie and he said Steven sent him flying with one hit and says he is for real not to mention his stunt men other actors and his directors all say he is real good that is a lot of people lying I guess wow

@asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068

6 жыл бұрын

you're not an incredible intelligent man Mr. jonmacist John. "him and Bruce Lee are the only ones who fought for real" Steven Seagal and Bruce Lee have never been in real fights. Most of the other martial arts actors have done some competetive fighting prior to their acting careers. However; This was not the case for Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is a pathelogical liar and a fraud. And you are a gullible fool.

@asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068

5 жыл бұрын

Im sorry to have burst your bubble but Bruce Lee was an actor and not a real fighter. A mythological figure who was hyped up by people who had a hard time separating reality from fiction. People like Chuck Norris who actually trained with Bruce Lee has told this several times before but he is written off by lunatic fanboys who doesn't want their bubble of wild fantasy to burst. It's irrelevant if Burce Lee had a street fight or not. I think there are reports of him being in a street fight tbh. But Im talking about competetive fights. Bruce Lee wasn't a competior. He was an actor and a guy who worked out a lot like people who go the gym to train cross fit. Could he have been a good fighter in his weight class? Absolutely, but he didn't take that step. Fighting wasn't big back then and it was more lucrative to make movies and to make money from teaching martial arts. Traditional martial arts are not really gonna make you able to fight btw. It's a big money hoax for deluded people in denial. It's just not effective.

Steven Segal is like Chuck Norris...if Chuck Norris actually created every meme about himself and believed them to be 100% accurate

@drunkenmmamaster419

3 жыл бұрын

That's fucking funny bro 😂😂

@ryanhiggins5980

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

@ddiddles1591

2 жыл бұрын

A person does not simply compare Stevan Segal to CHUCK NORRIS.. ffs

@ichauch9333

2 жыл бұрын

Once Chuck Norris claimed hes got weak. Just to lure Steven Segull 🤷‍♂️

@JCT1926

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

“I eat the fuck out of cookies “ an actual Steven seagul movie quote

Such a humble guy, respect 😂

“I just you know” moves hands whistfully 😂😂

@erickrodriguez6736

Жыл бұрын

Yo that part was funny and random

@patrickstep

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to put a coin out of her ear

"I've been working with helicopters for like 47 years"-Steven Seagal

@MN-ug9me

2 жыл бұрын

Skip,skip,skip,skip,skip….

@Jsig552

2 жыл бұрын

They call it a skippy, listen.

@BridgesOnBikes

2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see a Segal vs Butt Crusher card

@anthonyfrombelow

2 жыл бұрын

Usually takes lessons from Dookie Shoes.

@BlessedFallout

2 жыл бұрын

EPIC COMMENT

This guy have a potential to be the funniest man on the planet

The whole world must admit that Sensei Seagal is the greatest, ever ever ever

@miikavihersaari3104

6 ай бұрын

Science needs to study his chair. Unlocking the secrets within will allow them to make chairs that can withstand extreme pressures.

@ReversedPolarity

6 ай бұрын

@@miikavihersaari3104 I heard that scientists studied his chair and noticed a very dark and perfectly shaped dent. The carbon particles told them that Seagal-Sensei had roast beef for lunch. He later admitted that he used that energy source to power his explosion technique. Only a true master knows how to perform such a hard technique.

“I’m a fighter. I’ve fought all my life.” Yeah, he fought the urge to drive to McDonald’s and order two quarter pounders and a large fry every day of his life. A fight he lost 9 out of every 10 times.

@robertmay9952

Жыл бұрын

I like all his movies but recently seen it reported he has tried to push himself on women and all his lies exposes saying he's a little a fake and a liar

@chevyatkins558

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Kitsune_plays99

Жыл бұрын

You go take a swing at him tough guy.

@christiandruan

Жыл бұрын

You like his movies, are you okay? Do you need help?

@osamabinsmokin3287

Жыл бұрын

I've been losing that same damn fight

I think Seagal is a hero in his own mind.

@johnnytyler5685

3 жыл бұрын

You "THINK"?!?!?! Seagal is so unbelievably delusional that at one point he was actually claiming THAT HE WORKED FOR THE CIA!!! And no, I am NOT making that up. He is a certifiable nutjob who thinks that because he played a "special ops CIA super spy" in all of his crappy action movies that HE IS ACTUALLY THAT PERSON IN REAL LIFE! He claimed that he was actually a CIA operative and he also claimed that he frequently taught US Green Berets and SEALs hand-to-hand combat techniques. He is one of the most pathetic human beings on planet Earth...literally everything about him is fake, including the damn hair on his head and the lifts he frequently wears in his shoes despite already being like 6'3" tall.

@cod4life12349

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnytyler5685 heard he taught Sean Connery hand to hand combat on the set of all those James bond films

@johnnytyler5685

2 жыл бұрын

@@cod4life12349 Well you heard wrong. The only Bond movie Seagal had any part in was the "unofficial" Sean Connery Bond movie "Never Say Never Again" from 1983. I have no idea how big of a Bond fan you are but "Never Say Never Again" was literally just a remake of "Thunderball" from 1965. There was a legal dispute over who owned the rights to the "Thunderball" story and in the late 1970's those rights were awarded to one of the men who co-wrote the original Thunderball novel with Ian Fleming in 1960...a man named Kevin McClory. When he was awarded the rights to the Thunderball story, he decided he wanted to cash in on those rights by making another Bond movie...even if it was just a remake of "Thunderball". Connery was interested in reprising his role as Bond and since he was Bond at the time that the original Thunderball movie was made in 1965, it all sort of just worked out perfectly. So they remade Thunderball and updated it for 1983 (nearly 20 years after the original movie was released) and Connery reprised his role as Bond, but it wasn't an "official" Eon Productions James Bond movie. It actually came out the same year as the "official" Eon Productions Bond movie "Octopussy" with Roger Moore playing Bond. Anyway, Seagal was one of the "martial arts instructors" for the movie and he broke Sean Connery's wrist during training. That should tell you everything you need to know about Seagal. That was probably his first and last time ever working on a movie as a "martial arts instructor". I also find it hilarious that it was Connery's wrist that was broken. If you ever watch anything that Seagal does, his entire repertoire of "martial arts moves" involves grabbing people by the hand and bending their wrists in various directions to control the rest of their bodies...something so simple that even police are taught those techniques (or they used to be...nowadays it's probably illegal for a cop to even LOOK at a perp, let alone lay hands on him). But that is the extent of what Seagal can do as a "martial artist"...bending people's wrists back and forth.

@davide724

2 жыл бұрын

And his mind is the universe.

@PoeLemic

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnytyler5685 Thanks for filling us in on all of that. Very nice to know all of that history, which I didn't, even though -- I've watched Bond movies and am a somewhat fan.

He's fighting the waiter's and cook's for the food buffet.

Imagine wearing yellow sun glasses with a straight face.

Steven Seagal was my old douchbebag stepdad's idol, and I swear he had the exact same personality 😂

@brandonwachter2264

5 жыл бұрын

I had one of those too. Atleast yours didnt shoot your neighbor in the face (and back) & hold your mother hostage. EDIT: I mean not to my knowledge. I'm sure yours was a class A Asshole.

@steve2jz664

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf are yall talkin bout??

@MrTangolizard

4 жыл бұрын

Just Plain Roastbeef mate we all had stepdads like that

@Blackopme

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf ya all taking about wtf

@mitchjames9350

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to your step dad.

Stephen Seagal actually trained me to wear sunglasses

@richardstorm4603

Жыл бұрын

I think Stephen Seagal actually put Jean-Claude Van Damme into his belly.

@Hallandoatstxpigs

Жыл бұрын

And in 35 to 40 years from now you might be able to master it

@bailsaz

Жыл бұрын

Indoors too?

@_Only_Zuul

Жыл бұрын

someone needs to train steven to NOT wear the sunglasses.. 🤔🤔🤔

Steven Seagal should be your spirit animal.

When Steven Seagal visits your home, you're the guest.

This is like a joke skit in a comedy, but actually really happening. This guy lives in an alternate universe

@HeinrichTheGr8

Жыл бұрын

It’s mind bottling

@FathomlessJoy

Жыл бұрын

He's clowning you on every timeline.

@Ugleseth

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen him on SNL? Talk about comedy!

@FathomlessJoy

Жыл бұрын

@@Ugleseth Seagal's the best troll of the 20th century.

I think Steven Seagal has that Eric Cartman thing of doing "mental gymnastics" and believing his own lies to protect his ego. He genuinely doesn't think he's bullshitting.

@Dannythehooligan1

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@ChocolateMilk..

2 жыл бұрын

It's called narcissism.

He is still practicing the kick to perfect it💪

“Steven Seagal is the best actor of all time” - Steven Seagal

"Many people consider me, you know, one of the great masters in my own field" HAHAHAHA!!!

@roguesheep3083

2 жыл бұрын

"Lotsa people are saying it.." then tack on your bullshit. It's like the force, works well on the weak minded. 😆

@leviforbes301

2 жыл бұрын

A master actor

@Seanryan2001

2 жыл бұрын

That must be the field where the cows eat grass.

@ActivistParrot

Жыл бұрын

His own field of 🍟

@farrightsocialistatheist845

Жыл бұрын

Master of Money Laundering.

He acts and looks like one of those annoying fake guys who try to look like a navy seal.

@danbrooooks

9 жыл бұрын

He is one of those guys

@arijao92

8 жыл бұрын

He literaly has claimed that in the past

@mrcsepel4321

7 жыл бұрын

actually he thinks he is better than a navy seal, but he is just fatter then a seal.

@dgates936

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Csepel Hahaaa

@brandonwachter2264

5 жыл бұрын

Under Siege was NOT a historical reenactment 😁

He's a legend in his own mind.

Sensei seagal, His glasses are yellow belt but he is a true black belt

"Many people consider me, you know, one of the great masters in my own field....of bullshit artists".

@daboodeef179

9 жыл бұрын

***** it sounds like it was taken out of context.

@CircleofShit

9 жыл бұрын

daboodeef179 yeh lol.

@TheJoshtheboss

8 жыл бұрын

So why is he a bullshit artist? He has 7th Dan in Aikido.

@CircleofShit

8 жыл бұрын

JoshTheBoss because he's full of shit lol. Have you not seen some of the hilarious interviews where he just makes up shit as he goes along? It's comedy gold.

@gogopossum

7 жыл бұрын

JoshTheBoss he created his own system, free to promote himself. One rank requirement was to beat his wife. Promotion.

In an alternate universe, Steven Seagal is beloved as an entertainer known for his "dad action" movies, great sense of humor, and self-awareness. He's also knowledge and passionate about martial arts and knows the effective ones from the ineffective ones, but likes to play up his aikido prestige for a good laugh.

@mechveteran01

Жыл бұрын

A year later..but.. lol, well done sir

Probably my favorite thing to watch when I’m stoned lol

"I invented fighting 3500 years ago. Then I invented the crystal ball... I know everything." -Seagull

The yellow glasses are incredible.

@ichauch9333

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, you know. Am straight fram the shootnrange, so you know 🤷‍♂️

@ichauch9333

2 жыл бұрын

@Gilbert Jones I try to explain the yellow glases 😁

@Raghuveer2798

2 жыл бұрын

Incredibly sh*t.

@Claysimen

2 жыл бұрын

Hes like P ic Principal

@TheTeehee11111

2 жыл бұрын

Safety glasses, you know, for stunts n shit

Next year Steven Seagal "I learned that kick 250 years ago and I have been perfecting it ever since."

He’s the kind of guy to have herbal blended pizza slices

So he literally trained every mma fighter? What a legend.

@christophercampbell2929

Жыл бұрын

He actually invented fighting. 35 0r 40 or 50 years ago. Then he perfected it.

@pmcccar

Жыл бұрын

No not every… only the ones who win

@masterdon187

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@jamescon55

Жыл бұрын

"TRAINED", ALL of em , THAT's RIGHT! ....Like literally, dude , TRAINED em ALL...LOL!!! SMH ROTF

@ReversedPolarity

6 ай бұрын

Yes, he trained them all, including the very best. From Snorlax to Khan Baba. Even Po and Shrek learned a thing or two from him.

I've been perfect that kick for 1 or 201 years, and when the dinosaurs went extinct it happened cause I wanted it to happen.

@rgcthat

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@celliasmaridius

8 жыл бұрын

"I extincted the dinosaurs with that kick" lol

@Quantumoon

7 жыл бұрын

Toni Memetaj No, Anderson Silvas front kick

@mikemeeky6459

6 жыл бұрын

hahahah

*He's been fighting obesity and currently is the Ultimate Eating Championship Champion.*

"Are you still dangerous?" Yes, I can crush a man with one slip

"I said to him kick him in the head or the face" Pure genius!

@BioClone

2 жыл бұрын

He genuinally changed the sport history, people in the past used to aim for the toe and the ass to make the maximun damage.

Steven taught me how to walk!! For 30yrs I had it all wrong, I was putting my left foot after my right and then left after right and he showed me instead to put my right foot after my left and boy oh boy it's made all the difference when walking. Thankyou Steven, my father xoxo

@x5NYx

8 жыл бұрын

That's amazing, you're so lucky. He's a great person. He taught me how to breathe. I always used to choke trying, but with Sensei's instructions I learned how to inhale oxygen into my lungs and exhale through my mouth and nose.

@BeeRocket2010

8 жыл бұрын

Sunny Ashraf Amen my brother! And doesn't stop with us, there are many others that have leaned important life skills from Sensei Steveies tutilidge eg. the complexities of the knife and fork, dressing and eating.

@x5NYx

8 жыл бұрын

***** For sure. My good friend Chidason Gold told me that when he was experiencing irritable bowel syndrome, the great Sensei himself invented fibre for him to consume. He never had IBS again.

@danielcota329

8 жыл бұрын

hahahhhahahhhaahhahhaahhahah!!!

@artruhcasavon2162

7 жыл бұрын

steven taught me how to shit my pants after a big meal !! He said that he learned it from a master ... and then perfected that bowl movement for the last 10 -15 years .

Steven seagall wrote the decoration of independence by himself single handedly.

The man is fighting with his weight and hair. 2 of the most difficult struggles for older men. True warrior.

Just to piss everyone off I am going to constantly talk about how awesome and legit Seagal actually is. And humble. Don't forget humble.

@DannyKopij

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal invented being humble. He's been humble for about 52 years

@dhalbrohr

2 жыл бұрын

KEKW

@1987dfa

2 жыл бұрын

He said he used to be arrogant, but now he's perfect.

@jekw23

2 жыл бұрын

@@DannyKopij he didn’t just invent it….he perfected it! He’s been the more humble than any other human since he invented it, oh, nearly 80 years ago now

@jarredeckman1976

2 жыл бұрын

@@jekw23 Is that before or after he humbly invented the kick that he humbly made better 35-9000 years ago?

Steven is the type of instructor that’ll tell you to do something without a single demonstration of how it’s done or why

@abohsukampret

Жыл бұрын

Then punish you for not doing it correctly.

@graveyardclassics

Жыл бұрын

@@abohsukampret hahahahah, I had a gym class teacher like that, the guy was a slob and full of himself

Every time he says "you know," you know he's full of it

He’s so uniquely unaware of how he comes off……no matter how many times he’s interviewed!….lol, he’s fascinating

Every beginner in the world knows that kick But it took Steven 40 years to perfect it

Reporter: asks a question Steven: *heavy inhale*

Its like a comedy show, everytime he gets asked about OTHER person than him he includes himself in the answer and makes it that basically hes the reason everyone of them is even here fighting Ego out the roof

"You still dangerous?" "Around certain playgrounds"

Ariel is playing him just perfectly.

"I'm a fighter... I've been fighting my entire life." - Steven Seagal. His competitive fight record: 0-0-0. Undefeated. Well, except that time he got choked out and crapped his pants.

@wesmanpipes9430

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the funniest story I have ever heard!

@1784werewolf

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@acp4567

2 жыл бұрын

By an 80 year old man.

@willng1256

2 жыл бұрын

That fight was not sanctioned. It doesn't count

@agent_of_cthulhu

2 жыл бұрын

@@willng1256 I know, but it came up during my exhaustive research so I felt I had to include it, for uh..., posterity.

Steven Seagal knows Aikido, Judo, Jiujitsu, and a few other words.

@ReversedPolarity

6 ай бұрын

He knows all the words because Master Seagal is a master linguist and a master-debater.

Steven seagal will go down as the actor in history

“Fake low, then go high.” Absolute genius.

Steven Seagal’s yellow sunglasses can see the future.

" what do I think about steven seagal? He's the greatest fighter in the world." - Steven seagal

He's still looking for Richie so he can teach him that kick

@imtootrippy7502

8 жыл бұрын

+Fred Herbert BAIL BONDSHHHH!

@PedalTheGlobe

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Coleman Hi Mr. Seagall

@omalley16

4 жыл бұрын

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

3:22 "My Cheeseburger is like a son to me"

@mozuesolympian2988

2 жыл бұрын

Why did i read this as the exact moment he said it.

“Do the kick, do the kick.” Hilarious!

"Yeah, I just, you know." - Steven Seagal

Yea, Ive been training. I started training 70-80 maybe 120 years ago I dont know. Ive been perfecting my technique all these years. Because you know, some say I am the best martial artist in the world and UFC fighters need my help for winning fights. Especially the pound for pound ones because without me, they would never have thought to kick their opponent in the head.

Legend in his own mind, hilarious