"What time is it?" *Gets shot*

@darthbader7312

4 жыл бұрын

It's 12:12 AM

@zurect2066

4 жыл бұрын

It’s 12:11 for me

@cheese6003

4 жыл бұрын

Its time to get shot

@spraygod6891

4 жыл бұрын

Death time

@uuu12343

4 жыл бұрын

Retz Time of death

“How about another joke, Murray?”

@a.m.7060

4 жыл бұрын

That was an awesome movie.

@mrpopo4330

4 жыл бұрын

Oh NOOO

@alt8761

4 жыл бұрын

BEAT ME TO IT!!!!

@coachnate576

4 жыл бұрын

Alt I’m sorry 😭.

@un-nown7227

4 жыл бұрын

That is what I was thinking!

I like how he brutally attacks him with a marker

@jjfreemanxd3667

3 жыл бұрын

hiii

@jeanaleonela2969

3 жыл бұрын

Knock-off John Wick

@obieplays1472

3 жыл бұрын

It was a mark of passion

@Girtharmstrong69

2 жыл бұрын

I spit my masters ballsack out when I saw that. What a scene

@Emon-lq7hh

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanaleonela2969 Bootleg sex-doll

"Who's the Ho now?" Conan: *War has been declared*

@timmynguyen8509

3 жыл бұрын

“How about another joke, Murray?”

@Tyrdburgerfersher

3 жыл бұрын

“The fourth great ginger war”

@l.lawliet1551

2 жыл бұрын

Do you like caramel corn?

The guy isn't even short. It's Conan who is so tall

@Five7300S

4 жыл бұрын

@fjf sjdnx 5'5" is the official line of being short. 5'9" is average. I'm 5'4". I'm also from Cali.

@VarvasNukka

4 жыл бұрын

@@Five7300S Ehh I'd say being 2-3 inches below average is noticeably short.

@yaya5tim

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I'm an Asian guy from Cali but I think 5'10 is the cutoff line for guys height, I'm 5'11 and I still feel short, 6 would be my standard to be average

@walknotes

4 жыл бұрын

@@yaya5tim "average" is not defined on your feelings.

@yaya5tim

4 жыл бұрын

@@walknotes that's why I mentioned "my standard" but I bet it's not too hard for everyone to read the whole comment right?

“Conan gets stabbed” Also conan: *THATS AN EXPENSIVE SHIRT*

@deridivisstar884

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, it looked like a regular, run of the mill dress shirt. It's probably more than my two week salary (pre Corona virus), but I wouldn't wear that shirt in public unless I'm going to some sort of social gathering, like a funeral. Yet conan genuinely is upset his ugly expensive shirt is ruined. People really change after success, but im pretty sure conan ha6d been well off his whole life.

@marcushernandez2786

4 жыл бұрын

That's his last words

@rainyw1nd

4 жыл бұрын

Deridivis Star its just a shirt. Even if ur poor u don’t have to insult others

@rainyw1nd

4 жыл бұрын

Deridivis Star U HAPPY BICTH?

@deridivisstar884

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainyw1nd exactly... is Just a shirt!

The audience was laughing but that's exactly how a knife attack looks and ends up.

@manelmanel7298

4 жыл бұрын

Really?!

@PT-yn8fe

4 жыл бұрын

@@manelmanel7298 It is, at that point you'll bleed to death in less than 5 minutes.

@manelmanel7298

4 жыл бұрын

@@PT-yn8fe OMG!

@4zdr456

4 жыл бұрын

@@PT-yn8fe I don't know, how much a strong kick would help in this situation.

@zaer-ezart

4 жыл бұрын

@@4zdr456 A strong kick? Even if you kick the guy then what? He has already stabbed you a bunch of times and even if you knock him out with that kick you're still gonna bleed to death. The best thing to do is run away, don't try to be a hero, run away as fast as you can

*my brother grabbing the tv remote* Me:what time is it My brother: wait wha- *snatches it*

@samm6188

4 жыл бұрын

Lol very smart

@taxsn5807

4 жыл бұрын

Your brother was about to pause you with the pause button

@hopeless8462

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually pretty smart 😅

@gamerboyss5310

3 жыл бұрын

i use the old who passed the gas argument

“Then i use my fEEEEEt”

@Shekinahhhh

4 жыл бұрын

I’m ded

@tsunamifoxy

4 жыл бұрын

YEET! *misses* Oh...

@designdust

3 жыл бұрын

It's FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

“You like caramel corn?” Boutta be famous last words

@hilberryjoe399

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

“I’m being robbed by a soccer star” Conan’s improv is untouched lol

“What time is it?” “Time to die.”

@RackwitzG

4 жыл бұрын

But "I'll be back."

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TODAY WE ARE UNITED AGAIN BY KZread RECOMMENDED

@cptin

4 жыл бұрын

ok man

@shixiongda3636

4 жыл бұрын

网络一线牵，珍惜这段缘

@robertomontes827

4 жыл бұрын

@@shixiongda3636 视频对我来说有点像机器人或免费的礼品卡

@slick8587

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@smiles5054

4 жыл бұрын

They are warning us

"You like caramel corn?" How to save a life-

@mreach1986

4 жыл бұрын

First reply

@vendreadexecutor330

4 жыл бұрын

MReach YT ok

@josephs-d8731

4 жыл бұрын

@@vendreadexecutor330 I'm third reply

@isaochy4197

4 жыл бұрын

Vendread executor I’m fifth reply

@movieshake4945

4 жыл бұрын

Vendread executor Im the 6th reply

No one: *Conan when he gets stabbed*: “Woah! Settle down!”

@Chris71379

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

"I've got you now Ho" Laughed my ass off!

“Most people who have guns are proud of their guns” Americans: *Of course I know him, he’s me.*

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

4 жыл бұрын

Guns are terrible and need to be banned. They don't help at all and just lead to innocent people being murdered.

@usarmyisthebest9193

4 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Come and take em yourselves!

@zach1929

4 жыл бұрын

Trey Walker you are an idiot

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

4 жыл бұрын

@@zach1929 The only idiots are the people condoning murder by being too stubborn to get rid of murder devices

@Boob_Hummus

4 жыл бұрын

Trey Walker and what about people who use guns for self defense?

Ok, now imagine these two in an action movie.

@arsetothem

4 жыл бұрын

so... a buddy action comedy, its overused BUT i can see it working, i would watch it.

@thisreplysection1050

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD, PERFECT

@ashbrady588

4 жыл бұрын

The real-life version of Shanghai Noon

@hand.sanitiizer

4 жыл бұрын

Another version of Rush Hour

@ali-8262

4 жыл бұрын

@@hand.sanitiizer i wanted to say that :(

3:30 *Breaking news: man gets brutally murdered on live television*

@pavithrakarthik5991

3 жыл бұрын

Joker movie 🤣🤣

@Kinobambino

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Chris71379

3 жыл бұрын

With a Red Marker.

2:40 this man has waited his entire career for this line 😂

I see the youtube recommendations brought us together again

@AnarkyWYM

4 жыл бұрын

1st reply.. Botch

@LFareNcERySCH

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, im second

@sebastien8905

4 жыл бұрын

4th

@87Clippers

4 жыл бұрын

5th

@youyou-bz5sk

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Steven: So, what time is it? Conan: What time is it?! Steven: Takes gun* *_It's high noon_*

@11Darksonic

4 жыл бұрын

Draw!

@icemanhk88

4 жыл бұрын

CUBED 360 noon? I do my killin before breakfast.

@2k_.j4y

4 жыл бұрын

*Team Kill*

@JedOlsn

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

@pegasusseiya3731

4 жыл бұрын

CUBED 360 is that a gta san andreas reference

"common weapons like guns and knifes" is the most american thing I've all day

@savagetuner2404

4 жыл бұрын

Have you even visited europe

@startfinish5613

4 жыл бұрын

In Europe people dressed in military type outfits carry around rifles. In the US ours are behind the scenes.

@Awesome-gv1ul

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOO

@consona7243

4 жыл бұрын

I’m in uk if someone has a knife or gun then everyone will just run away screaming most likely

@kasperdedeyne5293

4 жыл бұрын

@@startfinish5613 the only people carrying weapons in Europe are soldiers and police tf u on about

This guy is literally making it up as he goes along. Brilliant. Conan is a legend

Yeah...but THEN I USE MY FEEET! *kick*

@UserDude

9 жыл бұрын

*Still dodges and raising the gun back up* Then I apologies and beg that you wont shoot me...

@twiwonder

9 жыл бұрын

Do ya like caramel corn?

@mythicalmythsf2343

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I was scrolling down and saw this then it happened.😂😂😂

@leanderflory8391

4 жыл бұрын

chewface tftdtftf

@southside6315

4 жыл бұрын

KZread: 2013 no KZread: 2019 yes

That's informative and all, but what do you do if they have a lightsaber?

@GeneralAiron

9 жыл бұрын

Hidious Vanity Whoa i just watched the laser guy's lightsaber vid.

@PEZ1514

9 жыл бұрын

Hidious Vanity jump into the time machine

@Sticker-Happy

9 жыл бұрын

Just wave your hand while saying "I am not the person you are looking for."

@mjgaudier8999

8 жыл бұрын

Hidious Vanity summon the force. I guess.

@ThePointlessBox_

8 жыл бұрын

+Hidious Vanity get some high ground

“We’re not gonna use a real knife obviously” just finishes using what looks like a real gun 😂

'Now you‘re going to teach me to defend myself against "common" weapons, like "Guns" and knives.' Yep, America only

@Dead1yCool

3 жыл бұрын

Well knives yea, but in other countries, not so much guns

@itsav6114

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dead1yCool ye ik

@raian3909

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you hot shots over in America. Now teach me how to fight off a midget with a bamboo stick. Let's get to the real issues Conan

@cob.9831

3 жыл бұрын

We don't care. Shut up !

@Najvalsa

3 жыл бұрын

ikr I personally use cheese on my victims

Could have ended like in joker

@antong9918

4 жыл бұрын

Disgusted waffle holyfuck

@ZoraKurosagi

4 жыл бұрын

Fr😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chewyn6696

4 жыл бұрын

Disgusted waffle no it really couldn’t have, it’s a joke but still. He was a little bit off position

@benfulfer3260

4 жыл бұрын

Lupis iOS you wouldn’t get it

@isaacyeon6334

4 жыл бұрын

Conan would you like another joke?

Best way to confuse your enemy is too... Do the hotline bling dance

@michaelhenderson8582

8 жыл бұрын

+Toaster_ Stroodle best comment ever

@kraken955

8 жыл бұрын

+Toaster_ Stroodle AHHHHHHH LOLOLOLOLOLOL

@mrpink2080

8 жыл бұрын

Too what?

@akbargiwa297

7 жыл бұрын

very true

@QualityTuTz

7 жыл бұрын

The joke went way over your head and into the world trade center.

Imagine Steven saying " how about another joke Conan ?"

1:27 i love how steven ho doesnt point the gun away from conan for hours 🤣🤣

"what time is it?" "Time for you to di..." ** Takes off gun***

@17Hiroki

4 жыл бұрын

Silver Jay 😂😂😂💯

@moritzbla7970

4 жыл бұрын

My answer before i shoot: its highnoon

AHAHAHA! "Do you like caramel corn? Ugh! Ah!" wtf is that sassy head move!

@Renogade

5 жыл бұрын

It 's critical for survival

@lilosnitch3247

5 жыл бұрын

Getting his head out of the firing line i guess 😂

@timmij7198

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes!

“Yeah but then I use my feet” *top ten moments captured before death*

And this is why you don't hold a gun like that.

Bad dude: I got a gun, now gimme ur wallet Me: Wow thats a cool gun ill give u 500 dollars for it Bad dude: Oh really thanks Me: Now I got the gun, so gimme my money back And there you can go home safety with ur cash *and* a gun

@silentdeath9767

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Eishiraf

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated but I hope you will get more likes tbh

@marioc9075

4 жыл бұрын

This man is 1000 levels of IQ above us

@Skrramjam

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the bad dude will ask for the money before he gives you the gun (which he won’t)

@advaitrathi5013

4 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear got shot. Writing from heaven

1:28 he has mastered Ultra Instinct

@HarmonySword

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime characters who can defeat Jiren

@HarmonySword

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ahsvsush8772 r/whoooosh

@blade_freshi5358

4 жыл бұрын

HarmonySword dead meme

@daberlablaberdab7688

4 жыл бұрын

@@blade_freshi5358 r/woooosh is a subreddit not a meme btw r/woooosh

@Colbartson

4 жыл бұрын

Put it at .5 speed

Me, an Australian: why are guns a ‘common weapon’? *this is america*

@savagetuner2404

4 жыл бұрын

Because they bought them illegally in perth

@ParadymShiftVegan

3 жыл бұрын

@@savagetuner2404 Because the actual stats show that countries who banned guns, like Great Britain, The Netherlands, and Japan, have some of the lowest gun murder rates worldwide, unlike countries like the USA, who are into upper half for sure with their gun toting partners.

@savagetuner2404

3 жыл бұрын

@@ParadymShiftVegan Right, they have every other form of crime instead. First britain banned guns. Then they banned butter knives. Then acid. Power tools next?

@ParadymShiftVegan

3 жыл бұрын

@@savagetuner2404 Lol it worked and now you're complaining about it. Knives are not illegal, people will always own them, and people will forever use them for normal tasks and surely sinister ones as well.

@savagetuner2404

3 жыл бұрын

@@ParadymShiftVegan Right, they aren't illegal, until you step out of your house.

2:08 I almost pissed my pants laughing.

Conan remembered the basics of cqc

@BruceWayne-qc5sz

8 жыл бұрын

+Probably a box I love your name and pic combo!

@TheWolfman1071

8 жыл бұрын

Dude, aren't you the guy from the Grumps comment section? Small Internet

@Probablyabox

8 жыл бұрын

coincidence?

@TheWolfman1071

8 жыл бұрын

+Probably a box I think not

@DamnDatAssIsFine

8 жыл бұрын

+Probably a box Nice reference :P

I thought Steven was a short guy at first, until I realized Conan's like 6'3"

@SARYM911

9 жыл бұрын

*6'4''...with that hair about 6'8''

@thydrunkengoat

9 жыл бұрын

he is still short

@TheLosersCompany

9 жыл бұрын

conan is tall but steve is manlet

@godslim

9 жыл бұрын

He's still short

@abbyko1052

9 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter to me cuz they're both still taller than me

I love it when Steven Ho is on Conan. He seems so passionate and professional at what he does.

"Who's the Ho now" lol good job guy 😆

He got three stabs in before Conan reacted.

*Looks at thumbnail* “... how about another joke Conan”

@lmao-ln8gy

4 жыл бұрын

guys it’s a joker reference

@Chancho111

4 жыл бұрын

That joke took me a minute to think about

"What time is it?" "IT'S HIIIGH NOOON"

2:53 *When You get arrested in GTA San Andreas*

*when ur trying to draft this guy but sees the video is 7 years old*

@cesarmartinezmadera5120

3 жыл бұрын

Me in 2021

At 2:52 i liked how he had his pinkie out.

@Zetsuke4

5 жыл бұрын

LOL that's so random why is his pinkie out

@echolegend1315

5 жыл бұрын

Its his laser sight!

@myman8336

5 жыл бұрын

Years of ethics school

@FBI-xs3up

4 жыл бұрын

@@echolegend1315 lol

@logitee5045

4 жыл бұрын

It helps him aim! He's a frkn master yo! Takes a lot to be named Conan

"What time is it?" " I don't know, ask Satan in a few seconds."

"IvE gOT YoU nOw Ho"

"Most people, before they kill you, say 'I'm going to kill you now'" :')

@UserDude

9 жыл бұрын

They also tell you how they're going to do it "Aa gonna do one swing laik dat, yoo rdy?"

@Bobany

9 жыл бұрын

UserDude But first they tell a story including someones wife and family.

He asked "What time is it" but he is wearing a watch.

@LootFragg

8 жыл бұрын

Even if I realized this, I would probably say: "What, are you stupid? Just look at the-- ohhh, you disarmed me. I see."

@chbu7081

8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan panahi Yes but does it have the right time?

@tazattack3714

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan panahi XD i just realized that

@juliebroderson3770

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan panahi it's the point to get the gun

@shawnkiongewambo2952

6 жыл бұрын

he is distracting the enemy

0:13 me when i see myself in the mirror also its hella funny i cant stop crying

When Conan holds the gun with both hands, he lifts his pinky up lmao

No Conan, that WAS an expensive shirt.

@yamumisgae

7 жыл бұрын

you do know he could sell that for twice as much cause he wore it plus it was on tv

@MistedMind

7 жыл бұрын

And now it has fancy AF coloring :D That shi(r)t is ART now :D

@baagob.m9169

7 жыл бұрын

OneNewHope zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@frozenthorn9619

5 жыл бұрын

you know it was most likely water coloring though, it's meant to look like a permanent marker but it wouldn't have actually been, a quick wash would return it to normal.

@shafaet1194

2 жыл бұрын

@@yamumisgae He's joking, you know, he's a comedian.

"I've walked away from worse though" subtle line there

@newsgirl132

9 жыл бұрын

Like what? did something happen?

@rustynugget2288

9 жыл бұрын

newsgirl132 NBC

@Vladpryde

9 жыл бұрын

Rusty Nugget If it was NBC, those marks wouldn't be on his front....

@kewlusername6692

5 жыл бұрын

Ah I didnt catch that haha thanks

Steven and Conan are the best comedy combo 🤣🤣

Whenever Steven plays a good one on Conan, his expression is always like "i played ya, the hell you goan do bout it?"

If I keep watching Conans videos, I'm gonna need a new jaw lol. Everything he does is just too freaking hilarious...

@LIMEGREEN2772

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, I completely agree!

@windowsmizu416

7 жыл бұрын

Mediocre SCRUB Gamin Please no swearing this is a christian website.

@hyperionsalt1460

6 жыл бұрын

Cubie Kart internet doesn't belong to Christian's :/

@dzeliongurung3218

6 жыл бұрын

Hyperion Salt Issa joke.

"what time is it?" shooter: oh hang on let me check

@BarChordA

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds silly, but they will actually consider the question for a split second.

@ReblazeGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@BarChordA Exactly, it won't get them to stop and think but they'll be confused for a short moment and that's when you grab it. I'm guessing you have to make the question really random for it to work like "how tall are you" or "what's the date"

@kinstar

4 жыл бұрын

reality: time for you to shut up

@jacobpowell7697

4 жыл бұрын

@@BarChordA damn I guess you're right, I didnt take into account that they might have ADHD

@sharonfieldstone

4 жыл бұрын

me if I were a shooter

Imagine your last words are “what time is it?”

What a great anime, would rewatch again!

"I use my feet and then I apologize" that's hilarious.

i was almost mugged few years back i was thinking bout the korean ad moo moo pi pi kept singing it walking the dude pulled a baton at me i was like moo moo pi pi he just stood there with a blank face and i ran that my friend was how a korean dessert ad saved my life

@saiaii9835

5 жыл бұрын

Deyes Dbones lmaooo

@liquidmetal3665

4 жыл бұрын

Deyes Dbones LMFAO

@Shaygytoons

4 жыл бұрын

Deyes Dbones 🤣

@Kinobambino

4 жыл бұрын

Tell that story again but this time a little slower

@janesmith2883

4 жыл бұрын

WTF LMAAAOOOO

Imagine the security tackling Steven when he drew the gun

This was the inspiration behind the Joker.

I keep forgetting just how very tall Conan is.

@artnews9106

6 жыл бұрын

iused2becool 1.90 cm

@TRUMP-lw1rq

6 жыл бұрын

The guy is just short

@JohnDoe-qq6gv

6 жыл бұрын

Conan is tall and he is short to be fair

@acecapsicum3698

2 жыл бұрын

@@TRUMP-lw1rq but conan is very tall too

"Do you like caramel corn?" *silence* *hits guys arm*

"What time is it?" Me:It's time to die.

“What time is it?” It’s high noon

"Do you like caramel corn? Uh eh!" Lol

I freaking love Conan 😂

@Johnny_Utah242

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Dunaway He's the funniest man alive. Bad day? Watch Conan!

@sophiaageitos4154

8 жыл бұрын

+Ricardo Almeida SO RIGHT

@xXxAlmightyForcexXx

8 жыл бұрын

I know, he's funny I don't know why some people hate him.

@WaldoTheWombat

5 жыл бұрын

yeah he is a good person

Conan is one of the few TV characters I always--ALWAYS--enjoy.

Best part is when he says, "It's Ho-in' Time!" and Ho's all over the place.

2:40 HAHAHA SAVAGE SO GOOD

"Do you like caramel corn?" *smacks gun away* 😂

Get it: "Got you now, Ho." woooooosh

@7raq186

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Ho :P

When he said "I've got you now ho!" I instantly subscribed!!! LMFAO

I love Conan so much. I really don't understand how some people dislike him.

conan: breaths Audience: lMaO hAhAhAHAhHAhAha

@Mae-nr7wr

4 жыл бұрын

audience is empty its all laugh tracks

@marcz3602

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mae-nr7wr noooooo😂😂

i kept rewinding to he said"gun defense." and conan screamed. lmao

"What time is it ?" "It's high noon"

i'll use my feet then i'll apologize hahah

“Do you like caramel corn?” BAM MAHAHA 😂

First thing conan say after getting stabbed, is " this is an expensive shirt "

😂 the cone zone 😂 has a different meaning where I live 😂

You know that guy was over to the side thinking "I can't wait to say my improvised line--who's a ho now"

Do you like caramel corn???? lmao!

Kids at school: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!" "WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Criminals now: Write that down! Write that down!”

@taxsn5807

4 жыл бұрын

😂

1:28 "What time is it?" Me screaming:"Its Hiiigghhh Nooon!!!"

@toniblazquezruiz7053

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@hedgehog8776

4 жыл бұрын

Uhg, I need healing

@2k_.j4y

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! *Mada Mada*

Ben's face when he actually dropped the gun to a comedy slap was priceless.

Andy laughing at Cone Zone is what makes the world go round

The knife attack.. 😵 I’m CTFU 😭🤣🤣

So how do you defend against a knife attack? I don't want to be stabbed to death. This clip left us hanging.

@Plague_Doc22

8 жыл бұрын

+naugler19 Distance is key. Running is first option. second option is push kick in to run away. Third option for me would be to isolate the weapon (grabbing the arm that holds the weapon) and keeping it away from you while trying to do as much damage as possible. anything goes, eye gauge, groin shots, head butts. I train martial arts but theres really no one way to be 100% safe other than running from a knife.

@naugler19

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tips Plague

@Plague_Doc22

8 жыл бұрын

naugler19 No problem.

@rickjames3961

8 жыл бұрын

+naugler19 bite them ... in the face if possible

@Justin.D.DC4L

6 жыл бұрын

Knife attack is easy to defend Take out your gun and shoot!

it's unhealthy how many times i've seen this video over the years😂😂!! Conan sets himself apart from all the other hosts by doing stuff like this or the fun and entertaining remotes he does. i admire everything about Conan.

Conan The Legend

when he screached “my feet” and hit that pose i was weak af 💀🤣🤣 and the bow after ahahahah