"Everything goes to the groin eventually." What a great pickup line.

Conan's show is always more hillarious than other talk shows

@theinvictussamaritan4778

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@ninjasyndicate1512

7 жыл бұрын

Yerp

@madamalwayshungry8218

4 жыл бұрын

for sure

@1tri

10 ай бұрын

This still holds true

At 1:17, Ho shows Conan how to defend from a sea bear attack.

@idemoniakoart

8 жыл бұрын

+Super Kick Damn, that reference!

@isham2044

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan Castonguay **Random bear attacks Conan**

@scopeframe3046

7 жыл бұрын

Super Kick Conan looks like Dwight from the office

@declansheehan1768

7 жыл бұрын

That was an oval! It has to be a circle!

@canofpaint2336

6 жыл бұрын

I searched all the way through these comments, to find who said this lmao

FINISH HIM! COFFTALITY! Genius.

@RyanH8sU

10 жыл бұрын

This thing still getting thumbs up? My god, i'm a comedian who uses sarcasm too much.

@bigshot1535

9 жыл бұрын

hey comedian, i'm a don

@RyanH8sU

9 жыл бұрын

Big Shot Mario Puzo?!

@MeAuntieNora

9 жыл бұрын

RyanH8sU "Roasty!"

@Legionclasscmdccwcjjspbvbl

8 жыл бұрын

+RyanH8sU u'r still getting thumbs up for it :3

2:36 Conan reacts so hilariously to pain haha

conan is mostly legs

@MaeLSTRoM1997

8 жыл бұрын

65% legs and 30% orange hair.

@mumflrfumperdink1706

6 жыл бұрын

MaeLSTRoM1997 that's 95%

@user-ix4nq9yz8k

6 жыл бұрын

MaeLSTRoM1997 whats the other 5% ?

@panzerviiimaus2

6 жыл бұрын

Dee Night The left 5% is just sarcasm

@cyancarpet4746

6 жыл бұрын

Basically 2d

It is called a Sharpie for a reason!

@ironsilverman641

8 жыл бұрын

+AllenTV I see what you did there!

@cjcor4369

8 жыл бұрын

+AllenTV You'd think they would of used that line. lol

@benjamincox4211

6 жыл бұрын

AllenTV you have SHARP whit

Always remember, groins, eyes, throat. Probably the best places to land a strike in. As self defense, of course.

@AsianManGV3

9 жыл бұрын

GOUGE OUT THE EYEEESS

@jessehayes9322

6 жыл бұрын

Stroya and the chin

@inuyasha1389

6 жыл бұрын

Also the best places to strike when having sex

@picklerickcucumbermorty6535

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the liver

@vincentchang2259

5 жыл бұрын

Liver cover by skin, fat and muscle. but eyes throat and groins cover no fat and muscle. So it's better target than liver.

At 4:52, it appears as though the line that Ho drew on the ground actually goes over the guy on the ground lol.

@miskolinaccc

8 жыл бұрын

+Alexander Dubz My long lost twin brother, I finally found you!

... now I know what happens when you ask Conan for an autograph...

he says "critical distance" i as a moba gamer call it "auto attack range"

@TimWngn

9 жыл бұрын

sigh

@deadlyjojo

9 жыл бұрын

bite me mr. tim :3

@aaaaaaaaaaaa808

9 жыл бұрын

LOL

@luigifanxxx001

9 жыл бұрын

I think I love you

@Steamthrower1

9 жыл бұрын

League?

I actually learn a lot for all the Steven Ho segments that Conan does on his show. I'm a 5'3" female and self-defense is essential when I'm out at night.

I'm just thinking of someone trying to mug Steven Ho in real life. The attacker would be in for a surprise!

@theartofdying2471

6 жыл бұрын

drug him first if you are thinking of it

@roychan3109

5 жыл бұрын

He stops you and teach you how to mug someone, proceeds to mug you and kick your groin

"Despite what happened, sharpie does make the best pen."

Just from his footwork and relaxed body movement you know Steven is a fight expert

"I've been hurting you, would you like to hurt Ben?" That is so funny! XD

ben do you wanna be on air? ok...

After watching this my heart goes out to Aaron, he's probably backstage right now shitting his pants XD

For anyone who doesn't realise, the whole 'go for the groin' thing, ignoring the obvious blunt force trauma from a knee or kick, actually dates back to at least roman legionnaire times. There are major arteries running down both legs, in addition to ball and cup joints at the hip, which makes it very hard to armour, and thus an easy way to secure an efficient kill. (In advance, Australian English spelling, guys.)

3:40 I died.

@davidparker8516

9 жыл бұрын

RIP. i will miss you old pal

@thomasmerlyn2313

9 жыл бұрын

Mauro Cigliuti Always go for the groin LOL

Im surprised Conan let Steven get so up close and personal.

lol that little finger roll at the end; he's secretly a master swordsman

LOL THESE SEGMENTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME

I take it that TSA has not watched this video

@FutureAbe

9 жыл бұрын

Stewart Griffin they're watching everything.

poor ben :c

This is really useful, more of it please.

@thefracturedbutwhole5475

8 жыл бұрын

+Blaqcassie it is funny but it is not useful at all, if you try to use this stuff as actual self techniques you will get yourself hurt or worse

@cupone1960

8 жыл бұрын

+The Fractured But Whole How do you know it's not going to work? Do you have experiences?

@thefracturedbutwhole5475

8 жыл бұрын

Cup One yes in fact, i have been stabbed, beaten and held at gunpoint on different occasions . . . i had metal pipe and i still got cut and stabbed (in the arm) and i was trying to keep him away from me using my brain not just swinging wildly at him . . . and the guy with the gun, i just did what he said because if he wanted to shoot me he wouldn't of asked for my stuff he would of shot me and taken it . . . and besides all that Conan has no training or fighting ability to speak of and he defeated everyone with ease in this skit, it was obviously set up to just be for entertainment purposes with a very tiny sliver of truth thrown in there . . . . if you think this will really help you in an actual fight you should try it and see what happens

@cupone1960

8 жыл бұрын

The Fractured But Whole The skit part is irrelevant and it's true that it does not depict the real situation, it's very obvious that it's for comedy. However, the first part where he was taught the critical range of knife is very useful, how he was taught to hit vital areas are also correct. The topic of talking to distract the offender is also very useable. The usage of various items for self defense give rise to actions that can be taken on day to day basis. So overall the video give a good general ideas of how self-defense could work. Yet, you are correct, the first step that has to be taken is to yield to the offender if he's not going to surely take your life or family (I think in this video they are entirely missing this). Just give them what they ask for plain simple, however it has to be reminded that, on occasion where the offender purpose is to take your life, learning basic defense like this is very useful to stay calm and know what to do. Try take up some class and you will understand and next time you might not be injured. Good luck :)

@cupone1960

8 жыл бұрын

The Fractured But Whole I reckon that it was not said anywhere that this should be use right away neither it is said to be use at the first thing. Nonetheless, it's useful when there are no options left, when the attacker is going for your life or seemingly if they break into your house and could harm your family. And, no, talking, calming down or distract the attackers doesn't agitate them. If you had not talk to distract him, it could be worse. Yes runaway is the correct way, and I believe there are not a lot that is needed to be teach about that, except if the attacker is at close distance and you need to disarm or get out to safety. With gun, this is largely difference you cannot runaway, if the attacker is going for your life or your family, it's arguably better to move in and disarm the attacker. What is missing here (in this single video, should not be compare to what he may teach as a whole) is simply what I said above about yielding mentality and the fact of careful day- to day planning. Are you going to be in a dangerous area whilst traveling? What's the closest police station/hospital to your target location or home? What's the critical (dangerous) zone that you need to pass to get to your target location? These are the few of the tactics and mentality that need to be taught first before anything else in self defense class. What come after are the technique shown in the videos which are widely used by police/military. However, yes, you shouldn't try this without going to a proper self-defense class. But it still stands that, in the case that yielding will procure a fatal outcome to you or your family, it's better to follow "something". And yes, I have been attack by a group of drunk teenager before using broken glass bottles and metal pipe, and these techniques do work. However, why did I use it although I know yielding is better? First, the group of attackers were not aiming to take any things from me, they will hurt me, second I am a trained personnel in the army, self-defense instructor. In this case, yielding will not do anything except getting myself hurt more.

"also as a brusH" all innocent and shithahahhahaha

Steven isn't short Conan is just super tall

@mandowarrior123

10 жыл бұрын

Conan isn't even tall, he just has giraffe legs.

@mmafyasco

10 жыл бұрын

Warren Cash that makes no sense !?, doesn't saying someone has "giraffe legs" imply that they are tall ?, btw conan is tall 6'4" to be exact, but that dude is a little Asian dude, probably around 5'6", slightly below the average American height

4:41 Oh no! It's the Spartan Soccer Dad!

4:40 That's how I walk out of Starbucks when someone gives me trouble.

that dude was one of the ninja turtles in the live action TMNT movies back in the day, not sure which one thou

@Crapcom86

10 жыл бұрын

IMDb says it was Michael Sisti (Mikey) Leif Tilden (Donatello) Kenn Scott (Raphael) and Mark Caso (Leonardo). Oh, I see he was the stunt double for Donatello. I also figured out that Kevin Nash was Super Shredder. Interesting.

@GroovyPancake

10 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was the green one.

@Mrslimsammy18

10 жыл бұрын

KnightOfTheSquareTable the green ninja turtle? seriously?

@GroovyPancake

10 жыл бұрын

sam f sarcasm

@Mrslimsammy18

10 жыл бұрын

right back at ya :P

wow. Conan is freakishly tall.

These feel more like Conan's frustration release sessions lol

"Everything goes to the groin eventually." Conan O'Brien, 2012

i love how he just pours tea in the end

cant. stop. watching. conan vids.

"Everything goes to the groin eventually" I want that on a shirt

Ben's thoughts afterwards: "Go on Conan they said. It'll be fun they said! -.- "

@mmafyasco

10 жыл бұрын

ughhh. . . why do stupid teens repeat the same old ass joke, just in a different context, come up with some funny new shit, not a line that can be inserted in various situations, so you just repeat the same shit . .fucking annoying!

@M3Lucky

10 жыл бұрын

mmafyasco I'm not a "stupid teen" but jokes like that can be funny when used in a variety of contexts regardless. The fact that a petty joke is "fucking annoying" to you simply means you need to be less cynical and have more fun in life.

"here to cheach me some self defence techniques"

These Steven Ho self-defense vids are hilarious 😂

I need like 29 videos of these and 1 just him fighting someone.

He's funny and funny looking. What els can you ask for. Funniest talk show!

did he actually hit him in the nuts?....CONAN JESUS CHRIST. Good work! I'm proud

At 2:36 that was a genuine pain reaction.

at first i thought he gonna say "I'll draw a circle around you... and set it on fire"

Conan is alawys great

Apparently Badassery comes in all shapes and sizes, even mini-sized. :D

@Rusmix

7 жыл бұрын

Aniruddha Sharma qq

He said DANGER ZONE!!!

the ending was surprisingly badass

STEVE HO...LT!

Spitting coffee would totally stop a knife wielding maniac in his tracks.

"Everything goes to the groin eventually."

I luv it how he says Ive been hurting u so u can hurt Ben

omfg, this is just like playing League of Legends, every champion as a circle.

0:58 (whisper) "....this kind of agility?" #tobiasfunkeanalrapist

"we spend a lot of time in the groin"

Conan's at his best during these kind of skits.

Conan is protected from sea bears now

"once I come inside, its on" XD

Did Conan really just spit coffee in that guys face? I know it was part of the scene, but damn. :\

@Crapcom86

10 жыл бұрын

I don't think it was coffee. It was probably water or something.

@Nitro192192

10 жыл бұрын

***** Still spit in his face though. :\

@futuredoc17

10 жыл бұрын

It's all rehearsed

@AutisticVlad

10 жыл бұрын

Nitro192 I think these stutman had to endure more crappy stuff for money.

@BisexualActs1

10 жыл бұрын

Yeahh, I can see why that isn't exactly pleasant, but that guy knew it was going to happened and agreed to let it happen.

1:16(me talking to my friend in the 2020 situation

Yeah feels like he's almost healed after the Leno debacle. Good to have him back!

Da ways of the groin attack!! LOL!!!

볼때마다 느끼는건데 코난씨 다리 진짜 긴거같아요👍👍

Steven Ho on the new show. Ho on the new show!

From 3.55 🤣🤣🤣🤣

conan is very entertaining

Conan went all Joe Pesci in Casino on that cardboard.

"Also as a brush" I'm crying :'D

I love how quickly that shit escalated from 1:50 - 2:02

“Here to ‘cheach’ me...” lol

IT'S SO FUNNY WHENEVER THEY HIT EACH OTHER

I came here just to be reminded of 2012.

The eyes are the groin of the face ~ Dwight Shrute

Good Job.

Go straight for the groin! Hi-Yaw!!

Haha I love how Conan pays Steven ho to hit him. Haha I miss this tandem. It'd be more fun if Steven tries to teach Jordan

I like Steven

LOOOL he was genuinely hurt at 2:38

*comb friction on arm* "this is gonna hurt" "yeah that does hurt" *immediately goes to the neck* conan's face: "boy that escalated way too quickly."

Self defense isn't to fight. Its to disarm your attacker as soon as possible.

Groin kicks are super effective it hurts like hell lol

1:32 cute sneeze

Funnny and informative

고든 요리때 오렌지 가는거 돌릴때도 그렇고 칼도 그렇고 참 막대기 잘돌려ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Steven Ho is hilarious

lol conan looks so funny with his long legs and short torso

i agree man its alot funnier and more exciting.seems like hes got more freedom to do what he really wants to do,this is the real conan

did the see the spon trick he did with the baton thingy

Everything goes to the groin is my new punch line

MORE!

I know exactly how you feel haha. I can't stop!

3:56 Conan was probably imagining the piece of card board was leno

One person got stabbed on the groin with a sharpie.

"Everything goes to the groin" because it's one of the weakest / most sesitive spots on a human being... doesn't take many hits to the groin to take out a guy or distract / neutralize him / her, so in real life the groin is a very good self-defense target :)

That dude was Donatello. Awesome

The title😂

the cone zone!!

lmao who else wants to see that guy from the stage combat class conan did, that was hilarious

Paused at 2:11. Conan just got the wind knocked out of him lol