So this is what the Simpsons would be like if it was an audio book

@Burgerzaza

6 жыл бұрын

Hot Sauce I'd buy it

@HEWHOTAWNS

6 жыл бұрын

The StoryBook Tree hella would but it

@jaren4637

6 жыл бұрын

This video is sponsored by Audible

@VAzzo-wz5oh

6 жыл бұрын

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@CaptainWardi

6 жыл бұрын

Hot Sauce I would purchase fastfood.. I mean audiobook of this excellent fellow.

Close your eyes for enhanced experience.

@namingisdifficult408

6 жыл бұрын

HogisGuy interesting

@rgill6231

6 жыл бұрын

HogisGuy wow

@theorisingmatrix_mouse8991

6 жыл бұрын

I'm frightened by what I saw

@bidoof367

6 жыл бұрын

i did that and i forgot where i was

@Ultra289

5 жыл бұрын

Be blind for 2x better experience

Simpsons for the blind.

@randomt_1468

6 жыл бұрын

Celestar then you eat your tv. But obviously if you can read this you don't need to.

@evaangrion4416

6 жыл бұрын

Celestar Steamed Hams but it's visualized version

@korvo3427

5 жыл бұрын

I think the scene would work perfectly well for a blind person without a narrator since it is very dialouge driven.

@basedbattledroid3507

4 жыл бұрын

@@Celestar Someone can make a series of touchable sculptures and braille descriptions of each scene and display it for the deaf and blind people.

@reintaler6355

4 жыл бұрын

May I hear it?

Can we take a second to appreciate how perfect 2:29 is?

@DeadFishYTP

6 жыл бұрын

Cheese4G ...no

@runawaycat4594

6 жыл бұрын

DEADFISH, THE SYNCHRONIZATION IS PERFECT!!!

@JTKatz07

6 жыл бұрын

i just came buckets

@ohnospaghetti-o6123

6 жыл бұрын

And at "steamed a good ham"

@aaronstark5060

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it.

Previously, on Steamed Hams...

@christinacook9206

6 жыл бұрын

The Shotgun Gamer Next time, on Steamed Hams...

@kfchero2

4 жыл бұрын

We now return to Steamed Hams

@funnyguy6387

4 жыл бұрын

We will return to Steamed Hams after this break

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

Steamed Hams will be back after these subminimal messages. (BUY THESE PRODUCTS!)

It's shitposts like this that reassure me that everything is gonna be okay

@alexbaribeault

6 жыл бұрын

bgrace94 Aw. If I was the creator of this video, this would be my favorite comment by far.

@Laezar1

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile 5years later the world is more on fire than seymour's house =p

@VestinVestin

Жыл бұрын

@@Laezar1 No, Laezar, it's just the Northern Lights!

Now, write a 30,000 word essay on the Steamed Hams incident and it's cultural implications

@elliottknifton8902

5 жыл бұрын

30,000 words is nowhere near enough to describe the brilliance of Steamed Hams and its impact

@Ttegegg

9 ай бұрын

@@creeperdailey2075nah. A KZread essayist

What if I took a Simpsons gag and heavily edited it for comedic purposes Delightfully devilish Seymour

@JorgetePanete

6 жыл бұрын

MrZurata you forgot the question mark

@hayyanazam5854

3 жыл бұрын

Uh

Steamed Hams: The Novelization

Steamed Hams: The Novella

@wannyyydilliamsss

6 жыл бұрын

waffleless Fifty Steams of Ham

@namingisdifficult408

6 жыл бұрын

wannyyydilliamsss Brilliant

@JorgetePanete

6 жыл бұрын

The Nutella*

@radium6962

4 жыл бұрын

50 Steams of Ham

What's to say Skinner was attempting to save his mother? Maybe he was packing his stuff to leave her to burn. Good lord, I have a dark mind

@edwardspencer-small7021

6 жыл бұрын

Well, as we all know she isn't actually his mother. He's probably felt a lot of passive aggressiveness towards her over the years with her constant nagging and put downs, exacerbated by the fact that she is of no relation to him. I wouldn't blame him if he just left.

Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.

@DatSheep13

6 жыл бұрын

Finally! I found it.

@DumbassDoggie

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Glad to know my ears weren't working this video.

@LENITYZONE

7 ай бұрын

Audio for the blind AND reading for the hearing impaired. The duality. 🤌🏽

@emiliomurkmere

6 ай бұрын

Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.

This program is presented in Described Video for the visually impaired

I love all the moments when the narration matches the characters' words.

*His roast was ruined.*

I love how the narration is so well-synchronized. This is brilliant.

DeadFish, you're an odd fellow, but you meme a good ham.

@organicrobot6425

6 жыл бұрын

👍

Simpsons for Intellectuals

“Sounded unlikely” hahahahaa

This is by far the best one I have seen

Oh my gosh this is reminding me of the old VHS Train videos when I was young by what are you narrated with your lovely tone of voice.

Sounda like something you would hear in a criminal investigation show.

I like the narrator's voice, it's oddly fitting! He almost kinda sounds like a Simpsons character!

The steamy parable.

@meowtherainbowx4163

6 жыл бұрын

Crap! Another reference that I get! Who are you people, and why are your viewing habits the same as mine?!

@plutarchvonpluto6439

4 жыл бұрын

This is the story of a man named Seymour...

You need to do more dramatic narrations, this is great.

@soulsilversnorlax1336

6 жыл бұрын

Skinner, and his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears more dramatic narration... There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Why is this so funny

@JorgetePanete

6 жыл бұрын

RedShamrock you forgot the question mark

That narrating voice is amazing, I need more.

This is fucking amazing. You have a great voice! 👍🏻

I honestly think this one is the best

The new Simpsons Audiobook is amazing!

when someone asks for you to read the police report on the steamed hams incident

You could easily pass this as a paper for creative writing class. At least a solid B.

This is like the scene in a mystery movie or tv show when the detective is explaining the case after having just solved it.

This is slowly becoming my favorite meme

Indeed, what was happening in there? Let's find out what lay behind... the Scary Door.

All these steamed hams memes makes me really want a Krusty Burger hamburger

@stephensnell1379

2 жыл бұрын

That's never going to be ever possible as Krusty Burger is fictional

This video is for the visually impaired

Is adam neely then narrator?

@hotrodjmanofficial448

6 жыл бұрын

He does sound a lot like him.

@goonyougoodthing

6 жыл бұрын

if it was adam neely the theme song would be replaced with the lick

@MisterAppleEsq

6 жыл бұрын

This video is actually a harmonic polyrhythm.

@meowtherainbowx4163

6 жыл бұрын

+kevs musicandstuff For 5 hours

@goonyougoodthing

6 жыл бұрын

+MeowTheRainbowX A-Dam Nee-lys Burnt Lun-Cheon

Skinner x Superintendent fanfiction?

*this is true art.*

Just one more thing would've made it perfect: if the ending was "and then a fire tru-"

this meme gets logarithmically better every week

I remember the first time I watched this scene, my mom couldn't stop laughing

"Good lord, what is happening in there?" Superintendent Chalmers asked calmly.

@cjg8763

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha. I made a similar joke on another steamed hams video just a few hours ago. Another meme that never gets old!

I hope someday that you make a narration in the style of a Dr Seuss book

Best one I've seen yet.

Hey this isn't WatchMojo!

Now get Keven Brighting to do it. "This is the story of a man named Seymour..."

People are making jokes about this being good for blind people. Well I am, in fact, blind and this video was very enjoyable. Good job.

Top-Notch Shitpost.

this feels like watching a movie with descriptive audio

When you load up a DVD and choose captions with director's narration

Audible.com presents "Steamed Hams"

I feel like this is essentially a build-up to a mindblowing theory or dark secret of The Simpsons.

This is the best Steamed Hams Meme video I have ever seen

It sounds like the start of a court case of Skinner's mother vs Skinner for burning the house down.

I never knew how badly I needed this..

If The Simpsons were books on tape, this is exactly how this part would go.

your voice is beautiful, please make more dramatically narrated memes

You ever get the feeling that Seymour might just say "Yeah my house is burning down. And it's just what I get for being nice to you." To which Chalmers would reply "You know, it's actually more arrogant to keep pretending a lie than to just own your mistakes. Instead of calming the situation, why don't we say, the steam is building up."

This is amazing

It's always great to see people use their talent for memes

“when skinner came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left”

Steamed Hams but you're reading the script

This needs to be on a radio

"Aurora Borealis?" Chalmers asked calmly.

Thats also awesome when you think about, that you always need to talk but the video dont pause so you need a short but still detailed narration.

Better than expected. Great narration!

Skinner didn't form a devilish plan... He formed a DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH plan!!!

I wish literature finales were to do something like this

This is very well done, legit. You could do audio books.

Amazing! =D The best steamed hams edit ever!

Aww. I was so disappointed this didn't end with a stinger just saying "...fire truck."

I love how *_'Isometric Exercise'_* was synchronized.

Why is this so good?

I just noticed when he held the burger to show him it was grilled the bite mark was gone

I have actually been wondering what a version of the Simpsons where it was described in immense detail would be like. It’s just as amazing as I had hoped! I wish that it was an audio book or even a real book.

If you close your eyes it becomes more like a story you should hear

When you turn on audio description on Netflix

Why does this sound like a segment from some kind of "Most wanted" show?

@deskish3930

6 жыл бұрын

Or like a "Scammers exposed" kind of program

@Mokujo

6 жыл бұрын

Probably thinking of Dragnet.

Having your voiceover on its own would sound like a creepypasta reading

I think i have a theory about this meme. Seymours cooking was ruined and burnt a lot, which ripped time and space that led to other parallel universes. Skinner decided to go tell every universe that his roast was ruined, but failed and was stuck in a room of portals in a magical realm called KZread. These portals led to the so called "videos" as the vision of that alternate universe. Since ripping time and space caused real Skinner to corrupt, he felt that he is more than one person. He turned into multiple persons. Which led to this plot twist that we, the viewers are all Skinners going trough different universes.

I didn't knew before I needed this. Please tell me you do more of this stuff.

Steamed Hams but it's an episode of Dragnet

This is a reenactment of Skinner violating US copyright laws as recorded by a cop show.

The 79 people who rated this video as "Bad" are probably deaf.

Lore of Steamed Hams But it's Dramatically Narrated momentum 100

Perfect timing for the “No.”

Your voice is perfect for anything Litterally anything.

Dang, for some reason I always laugh at "Aurora Borealis"

This is basically how all kids shows work.

Very well timed.

Arrested Superintendent.

Steamed Hams but it can be purchased on Amazon for Audible.

The Steamed Ham Parable

I like how you say the quotes as the characters do.

steam hams, but its an investigation discovery special

this is so well timed, holy shit

@tasertag7513

5 жыл бұрын

Sup.

0:17 0:49 I like how every so often it syncs up.

That's strange, I never noticed that Skinner ran back into the house at the end before now.