"sir? are you there?" "nope"

@SamuSeen

7 жыл бұрын

That moment of silence.

@SirCraigius

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's gotta be against regulations xD

@SamuSeen

7 жыл бұрын

SirCraigius Proof? Camera record? What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

@scouttroop291

7 жыл бұрын

when looking for lost girl a run a way that turn to porn dorce in to porn to make money or someone money force to go where that go to find said lost or taken amber kids esar oly wa sg1

I love that RDA used his own dog, Zoe, in the truck. She previously appeared as Kinsey's dog.

@gn0015

Жыл бұрын

Oscar!

I remember seeing a behind-the-scenes feature in this. Apparently, they weren’t sure if Richard Dean Anderson would be available for more than the voiceover. As it turned out, he was willing and able. In the scene with Teal’c and Jack, that is ACTUALLY RDA himself in greenscreen suit carrying the cup and playing his role.

@brysonkuervers2570

Жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@RyanNerdyGamer

Жыл бұрын

That is fantastic! 😂

@LM-xw7ii

7 ай бұрын

That is so in keeping with the personality of this show. I love it

"Teal'c: I assume I am staring at you stoically. O'Neill: Not buying it, eh? Teal'c: No. You are most transparent, O'Neill. O'Neill: Oh, I get it. Good one. Teal'c: I can see right through you. O'Neill: Don't push it." Haha

@terrorcop101

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. How is it that the most serious guy in the show is also the funniest?

@mysouthjerseylife

2 жыл бұрын

Teal'c never puts emotion in anything he says but tends to always get his point across in the exact way he wants to

@Zeknif1

2 жыл бұрын

How do we get O’niell to want to be visible again… we can have Teal’c throw a barrage of puns at him. Brilliant!

@StormsparkPegasus

Жыл бұрын

@@terrorcop101 It's BECAUSE he's so deadpan and serious that he's so funny. Tommy Lee Jones pulled off the same thing in Men in Black.

@terrorcop101

Жыл бұрын

@@StormsparkPegasus Which is why Teal'c was my favorite character on the show.

"Anyone want to just.....poke around and see if you can fine him?" Daniel is so used to it he doesn't even care anymore! xD

"You are most transparent, O'Neil." "Oh! I _get_ it!" "I can see right through you." 🤣🤣🤣 Teal'c! Master of deadpan humor!

@legothoron1

Жыл бұрын

Jaffa jokes

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

7 ай бұрын

@@legothoron1 Clear as crystal

@jackychang9148

4 ай бұрын

"Don't push it."

@davidchism6081

2 ай бұрын

​@@legothoron1setesh nose drips...

"Sir ... are you there ? " "Nope !"

NO ONE but Richard Dean Anderson could have played the role of Jack O'Neill. He was perfect.

@cleavedgegaming3873

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Had they kept Kurt Russel in the role, it would have been an entirely different, and much less entertaining, character.

@VashtheStampede007

3 жыл бұрын

@@cleavedgegaming3873 , Russel was entertaining in Big Trouble in Little China

@pieceofschmidtgamer

3 ай бұрын

@@cleavedgegaming3873 Russel did great portraying an O'Neil going through the trauma of losing his son, which could only really work within the confines of the movie, which took place over the course of days in-universe. Anderson was able to take that character and expand upon it by adding an additional "L".

That look on Sam's face and head shake when Jack said, "hand signals. I'm waving you over" was hilarious. 🤣

Carter: Sir, are you there?... O'Neill: Nope.

@altiair722

6 жыл бұрын

Jero Briggs airmen walks by um mam ? I don't think who are you talking to ? Carter I'm talking to O'Neil . airmen ok I am gonna go talk to docter fraisher

@SGz_Eliminated

6 жыл бұрын

Except that Carter and ONeil basically had an unofficial thing throughout the entire series. It is disturbing, unless you know the characters. Carter didn't even care that much, she even thought he might be doing it enough to ask, she was more annoyed than disgusted.

@uroborous01

6 жыл бұрын

It was hillarious. Carter and jack by that time in the show had several romantic interactions that were implied to have become sexualy intimate. Its not like she hadnt also seen him by that point and honestly she was more annoyed than anything. And tbh: military life? You have zero privacy. Down range you will be taking a shit next to yer buddy talking about doing taxes while some guy walks behind you and swaps out the shitbucket. Zero privacy.

@tileman17

6 жыл бұрын

I would so have just kept my mouth shut, SHE is still so hot

@umbree6407

6 жыл бұрын

nope

The best bit is that the whole sketch is about how Richard Dean Anderson wasn't in episodes as much as he used to, however when they shot this, the only person available to wear the green morph suit for special effects was RDA himself :P

@joelellis7035

6 жыл бұрын

It seems that the only scene that they really needed him in the suit for was the coffee mug scene with Chris Judge. The rest they simply could have used voice overs. Even the Jaffa battle scene could be done with credible stunt men.

@gavinkemp7920

6 жыл бұрын

in fact stunt men would be the only solution. the green suit only replaces him with the background not make him invisible and replace the jaffa

@pendragonfan42

2 жыл бұрын

@@joelellis7035 IIRC they had him on set just for the "Something like this?!" scene, and then when they described the other scenes they had in mind he happily also did all of the body work for the other scenes, the example from the commentary being the mug in the hallway scene.

@Makeitso2023

2 жыл бұрын

Only thing is the mention Hammond but Teal’c didn’t have hair until after Hammond left 😂 but the scene is hilarious with Teal’c and O’Neil in the corridor

I generally want my scifi to be serious, but episodes like this just make me break that rule wide open. I can't help but love these kinds of fun loving episodes, yeah LOL !

@wakcedout

7 жыл бұрын

the actor they picked for that character in my opinion was the only person to play him well. perfect timing of comic relief while trying to get serious things done. he basically helped make jack o'neill more of a believable character, to the point you felt as though you could bump into him in the real world and he would just give a smartass witty comment about all the things he has done. in fact i couldnt imagine anyone else in any of those character roles, but without him the whole team just seemed to fall apart.

@hdhale2

7 жыл бұрын

He is also turning out to be a better MacGyver too, based on what I've seen so far. Richard Dean Anderson is highly underrated as an actor.

@blueskybelyr

7 жыл бұрын

+wakcedout I keep seeing people say the show wasn't as good without him, and I don't get it! The addition of Mitchell kind of rejuvenated the team, and I noticed after Jack left that the comedy was more evenly spread throughout the team. Daniel in particular turned into a bit of a smartass in the later seasons, lol, like Jack's behaviour got to all of them.

@wakcedout

7 жыл бұрын

Blue Sky yea but he just played that character soooo well and really made the whole thing more relatable. it went from this scifi space show to feeling like there really could be a stargate you could walk thru to another world. and when a character feels that believable it brings you into the show more. probably the writers realized they had to keep o'neils sense of humor in there to keep the audience.

@KandiKlover

6 жыл бұрын

This is even funnier than when him and Teal'c kept living the same day over and over again so they golfed through the Wormhole and Hammond got pissed.

I wish that they made an entire episode for this scene!

I love how this was set up as a clip show but it was all new material. I also appreciated that when O'Neill showed up in person, Vala said, "Nobody'll see _that_ coming." Mitchell responds, "Nope, there'll be spoilers," and Carter says, "Are you kidding? It'll be in the commercial," - which it _was._

"nope" jesus that cracked me up.

I love how in the later season the show completely stopped taking itself seriously. And it actually worked.

@hcolider2817

10 ай бұрын

It was 'just' serious enough that they could still pull off somewhat serious plots, too

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

10 ай бұрын

@@hcolider2817 The series The Orville used / uses much the same approach.

god i miss this show

@DROPMEADEAGLEBRAH

9 жыл бұрын

Same here my friend

@sarah2930

7 жыл бұрын

CrimsonRam Buy them on Walmart.com there just under 10$ a season I just started getting back into it. Was a BIG fan of Stargate Sg1 and MacGyver when I was growing up and thought he was cute on MacGyver but on Stargate sg1 WOW some Age did him well lmao.. I only bought the 1st Season couldn't stand it and really didn't think I would finish it as fast as I did but love how close the actors and actresses Jack & Sam get and just can't get enough!!! Love the episode where Sam attack's Jack kissing him and then later Jack beats up Daniel!! So so funny and they try to fight it and hide it lmfao..

@Menhtrol

7 жыл бұрын

sarah2930 nice thanks i have been looking for a plase to get them :) and i know what you mean the chemistry between all of them was amazing

@sarah2930

7 жыл бұрын

I have gotten all 3 seasons of them now for just under 30$ I haven't gotten the other 2 seasons yet,and it really makes you wonder if Anderson had some Strong feelings for Amanda or fell in love with her while working with her and she just either didn't feel the same or they just couldn't make it work because they posted online that Anderson has never been married and has only 1 child so doesn't sound like a man whore lmao...

@brysonkuervers2570

Жыл бұрын

@@Menhtrol Look for them online! Can get the whole series

You know what would have been a riot, if when the lights came back on O'Neill was there visible but the team was invisible.

@GeckoSharky

7 жыл бұрын

'Definitely better.'

@55Quirll

5 жыл бұрын

He was visible, but without any clothes and they were invisible but their clothes were visible.

@ingainloggningsnamn

4 жыл бұрын

@@55Quirll lmao that would've been unexpected.

"And so by translating this tablet, we should be able to determine the most important thing in the universe." What a statement! haha

@JohnSmith-wc6tn

9 жыл бұрын

queue obnoxious snoring

@tnerbtnerb5136

7 жыл бұрын

Taylor Pennington Remember that this whole episode is merely the perception of the documentarian of events the team is conveying to him without O'Neil present. So of course they would potray themselves well and O'Neil poorly. I imagine that this is the result of Jackson saying something like, "Another time I was conducting a lecture on a series of decipherings on an ancient tablet that may have been the most important discovery to Earth at the time. But not to O'Neil, no this was the time he chose to walk in and making obnoxious snoring sounds. The nerve!" What we see is the documentarian's take on that. :3

@pendragonfan42

6 жыл бұрын

Marty wasn't a documentarian. He was coming up with ideas for his TV-show movie adaptation. Jack knew him better than anyone in that room, and Marty is the only other recurring Jack-fanboy in the entire series (Skaara, but for much better reasons). Safe to say anything they say could do nothing to tarnish Jack's name in Marty's eyes, not that they would want to to begin with. I wouldn't say that it was his perspective, but rather just a funny way of telling a funny episode. The one time the writers can take a breath and not have to worry about 'continuity this' and 'causality that'. They could be outrageous and vague, and they did.

@victorselve8349

6 жыл бұрын

Destiny

@jackychang9148

5 жыл бұрын

The answer is 42.

MORE TEAL'C PUNS

@joelellis7035

6 жыл бұрын

Showing the progress of the Teal'c character as he was understanding human humor. It was evident in the later seasons, and I particularly noticed it in an episode called "Bad Guys" where Cameron Mitchell references John McClane, and Teal'C has to explain to Daniel Jackson that it's from Die Hard (actually it was a shameless plug for Live Free or Die Hard that was coming out that summer).

@NoNameAtAll2

4 жыл бұрын

cliche*

"Hello!! Hand signals! I'm waving you over."

Sir, are you there? Nope. 😂

I miss stargate.

that was really funny, i loved the bit where sam said "sir are you there" when she was about to get out of the shower and he just said "nope"

"Sir, are you there?".....Nope. 🤣

Sir are you there..............Nope.

@idealicfool

6 жыл бұрын

+BartJ583 wow, just how mqny times did you copy paste this...

@idealicfool

6 жыл бұрын

+BartJ583 i dont see why not, I mean they did have that kind of unofficial relationship through the show. I mean remember when him and Teal'c were stuck in that loop and at the end he handed in his resignation, grabbed Sam and pashed her?

@idealicfool

6 жыл бұрын

+BartJ583 if she was my sister, I would ask why nothing had happened between them yet.

@idealicfool

6 жыл бұрын

+BartJ583 I was staying right with the topic as a matter of fact. If i had someone like Sam I'd consider like a sister and someone I'd no doubt connsider like a bro like O'Neil, and there was the same chemistry between the 2, I'd ask why the hell they havent done something yet. there is nothing actually wrong , th the scene as such, its just somthing that displayed that they knew each well enough that Sam could guess he might try it, and that O'Neill knew and respected her well enough to say something rather than be quiet and still try to look. and if you notice, she didnt exactly tell him to take a hike did she?

@idealicfool

6 жыл бұрын

+BartJ583 as i described before mate, there's been a number of times such chemistry has openly been shown and more where its just underlying. regardless, what made the scene amusing to me was that they knew each other so well that Sam knew that he might try for a laugh and that O'Neill respected her well enough that he answered rather than stay silent.

This episode is hilarious! It really gets going with Teal’c and invisible O’Neill walking together and just snowballs from there… “You are so transparent…” LOL!

O'Neill is ALWAYS very funny...but he was even funnier when he was invisible! LOL!

"you're most transparant" "i can see right trough you"

How on earth O'neill ever got promote to his current rank or higher i will never know hehe. he is like a kid xD its hilarious.

@s-094cam5

10 жыл бұрын

Well saving the Earth eight or nine times looks pretty damned good on the military record. But it *is* a good question how he ever made Colonel in the first place.

@Ares99999

10 жыл бұрын

He's actually an excellent field officer, and when things are dangerous, he's extremely competent. Its stated by O'Neil that he's done a lot of black ops, for instance. He generally only jokes around when things aren't dangerous, likely just to get the others on his team to react. That, and the fact that part of him does like to mess with his teammates. Like one would do family members, really.

@victorselve8349

7 жыл бұрын

RMJ1984 being crucial to defeating both the Goa'uld that the Tok'ra could not defeat in centuries and the replicators that gave the Asgard and run for their money has to look awfully good on the good old resume.

@johnlavery3433

6 жыл бұрын

Because he is ultimately an extremely competent officer and the airforce apparently has a tolerance for such men

@Siegberg91

6 жыл бұрын

John Lavery black ops need flexible people and people that trust and lile each other not tin mans

Trying to watch Amanda Tapping shower is an early 2000s sci fi nerd’s fantasy.

@Onixstar

5 жыл бұрын

... RFS Korolev! Congratulations!

"He just LOVES being invisible!" xD

O'Neill: "Not buying it, ehh?" Teal'c:"No, you're mostly transparent, O'Neill" O'Neill:"Ohh, I get it! Good one!" Teal'c:"I can see right through you." O'Neill:"Don't push it.."

@legothoron1

Жыл бұрын

Jaffa jokes

That must've been a fun scene to act in.

This should have been an actual episode.

@JarvisBrodie

3 жыл бұрын

One could imagine if it actually was. The only difference is Teal'c would have no hair.

I doubt he was even trying to peek at Sam in the shower… probably just knew she’d be a little paranoid about the possibility, and so decided to troll her 😂

@DKNguyen3.1415

5 ай бұрын

The true warrior sets it up so victory is achieved either way.

"And so by translating this tablet, we should be able to determine the most important thing in the universe" --- *loud snoring*

This really should have been a "real" episode

I really wish this was a real episode...

@jonathanperkins9705

7 жыл бұрын

rgderen88 it was look for it in season 3

@TheSasudomi

6 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure there was

@aphenclips8623

6 жыл бұрын

It was a spoof for the 200th episode, season 10, episode 6 and not a full episode. They were making up stuff for a movie plot for Martin... again.

This needed to be an entire episode by itself!

goddamn...there will never be any other show that even comes close to this level of amazing :/

For me, the funniest line come from Tealc before the 'see-thru' comments...."I assume I am starring at you stoicly..." he drones...

He's like a modern Kirk

1:40-2:20 got me.LOL

This show is so great :)

i've seen the whole 17 seasons and all movies 3 times.. so when i saw this one i freaked out i had missed episodes! : D

Sir r u there?,..................nope :/

Not buying it eh? No. You are most transparent O'Neill. Classic Teal'c humour at work.

lol Teal'c is funny 😂😂

I can see right through you O’Neill!🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

I loved that show. Especially near the middle when they were just like "screwit we can do whatever weird wacky crap we want."

There are times I'm convinced that Stargate SG-1 is a comedy.

@SioxerNikita

Жыл бұрын

Might be a 5 year old comment, but Stargate is actually partly a comedy. It relies a lot on funny moments

Never gets old.

Someone help me out here-- when Jack is snoring during Daniel's lecture about discovering 'the most important thing in the Universe', which is it; has Jack *really, literally* fallen asleep, due to Daniel being so dry and boring, or is Jack just making the snoring sounds to *poke fun at the fact that Daniel is being so dry and boring?* Given that its Colonel (at time of the clip, anyway) Jonathan J. "Jack" O'Neill that we're talking about...could well be either (and maybe we're supposed to think that).

@csgrambauer5852

5 жыл бұрын

In that context, I believe Jack actually would've fallen asleep because he's just that kind of guy. If it were boring he would just leave.

"That bloody O'Neill's a spy!"

God I really wish they had a done a real episode like, it would have almost as good as the endless loop episode

awww i love this scene....thank you for posting it

This is one of the best uses of invisibility in tv both in terms of comedy and action although the action is brief they do show off how useful it can be.

...nope

Oh how I had hoped this episode was a real life. xD

Invisible O'Neill would have been a great episode..

You are most transparent, O'Neill. I can see right through you.

i feel you. i was looking for it to. i watched all the episode over and over to see if i missed one of them

thumbs up if anyone else actually beleived that this was a real episode i was looking for it for a long time before i watched the bonus features on the dvd

My favourite part about this bit, is if you watch the behind the scenes, they were doing this scene as a joke because RDA wasn't available to film at the time. Well, as it turns out, he happened to be on set the day they were filming, so the guy in the green-suit is actually RDA pretending to be RDA.

The dog driving the truck always makes me smile...and laugh. XD

The part that I liked the most was "the Naked Carter in the shower" part.

1:27 omg

@pwnmeisterage

6 жыл бұрын

Many SG-1 fans left a thumbs-up comment to express their amusement. One SG-1 fan left many thumbs-down comments to express his disgust.

@RhodesianBushmaster

6 жыл бұрын

BartJ583 If that scene bothered you, then SG1 ain't for you bud. They obviously had feelings they couldn't express due to being military. Remember the episode where Sam was about to get married, backed out, and went to Jack's house, goes on a bit, then says "..and if I don't tell you now, I might never..." at which point the woman who Jack is currently dating comes out of his house and interrupts. We all know what she was going to say, and the feelings between them have been obvious. Even in season 1 Jack was impressed with Sam's attitude.

@The0GamingHero

6 жыл бұрын

BartJ583. Yep, you're definitely an SJW.

It's too bad there were no episodes where we saw O'Neill invisible.

@boxfox2945

Жыл бұрын

😐😆

"I assume i'm staring at you stoicly." "Not buying it eh?" "No. You are most transparent O'Neil!"

"Sir are you there ?" ... "Nope."

Teal'c 👀 ' I Can See Right Through You " 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I wish they had made a full episode out of this.

This would have actually made a great episode.

In a new Atlantis comic, O'niell makes a non appearance in a few panels thanks to a Furling device that has rendered him invisible util they figure out a way to save him.

2:20 that awesome and rare smile

I love how we basically got an entire episode contained within the plot of another episode. And it worked too.

The bit with the Gate guards, you know that's not the weirdest thing they've seen ...

oh yeah. This is much better:) I love that!

really wish there was a full episode of this! i always crack up at this clip

this was the best

This would make a great reAl episode.

Teal'c invisible jokes absolutely kill me everytime.

Invisibility =/= Ability to magically make absolutely no noise.

@Akm72

7 жыл бұрын

"nope"

@TimoRutanen

7 жыл бұрын

The Jaffa clink so much themselves though they can't hear anyone sneaking about

@rekrn12345

7 жыл бұрын

Would your first thought be when you heard a noise is " oh shit there is an invisible man here" ?

@jonasgrant

7 жыл бұрын

No, he got that from a career in special forces...

@Bramswarr

5 жыл бұрын

No, my first thought would be "What's that feckin noise?" my second would be "Is there someone here that I can't see?"

Gods i love this show

This episode was a one big mockery tirp, and I liked it.

Tealc never had hair when general Hammond was in charge,no one picked up on that 😂

Good I love the dad puns from Judge.

god I miss star gate

This is series 10 episode 200. One of my top ten favourite SG1 episodes!

"Sir, are you there? .... - Nope." Can't say I'd have had the dignity to answer instead of just peeking on her. Seriously, though, I bet half the time he just ran around the base naked. I mean, who could tell?

0:56 to 1:10 is my ABSOLUTE Favorite...it is sooooo funny!

(O'Neill, still invisible, and Teal'c walk down a corridor. The only thing that gives O'Neill's presence away is the coffee cup he holds) Teal’c: You cannot remain this way, O'Neill. O’Neill: Why not? It gives us an advantage over the Goa'uld. I can sneak around all I want, totally undetected. I give us the element of surprise. The bottom line is, I can do more for this planet invisible than I ever could as my own sweet salient self. (O'Neill stops and drinks from his coffee mug. Teal'c stops and turns to where he believes the invisible O'Neill stands. He stares towards O'Neill silently for a few moments.) Teal’c: (Deadpan) I assume I am staring at you stoically. O’Neill: (Gesturing with mug) Not buying it, eh? Teal’c No. You are most transparent, O'Neill. (Teal'c begins walking again, O'Neill following behind.) O’Neill: Oh. I get it. Good one. Teal’c: I can see right through you. O’Neill: Don't push it.

The best episode we never saw.

Now I finally understand what happened with Clint Eastwood! :D

“Sir… are you there?” “Nope” Think you gave yourself away there Jack 😭

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O'NEILL IS VERY FUNNY ON HIS OWN BUT HIM invisible if he was a 10 before he's now a 72!

Let's be honest, we'd all do this if we were invisible.

and they say the jaffa have no sense of humour

Actually they wrote it this way because they THOUGHT they couldn't get RDA on set but they did and it's actually him in a green body suit holding the mug with Teal'c, no doubles or stand-ins. True fact.